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MAN: You've now arrived
at prison level.
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Please remove all metal
from pockets and rectum.
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Okay.
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GROANER: Warden's coming.
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Rex, a word.
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I'm having a hard time
finding out what I'm
officially charged with.
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Tell it to the judge, Menace.
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Well, you know,
that's sort of my point.
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I was looking over my papers
and on the trial date,
it says NA.
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I can't even get a phone call.
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I have cats!
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I've got bigger fish to fry.
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Oh, fuck the fish!
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I've got a saltwater tank,
Rex. Let me call
my sister, please.
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Titanium Rex.
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COMPUTER: Identity verified.
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All right, let's do this.
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Titanium Rex.
You brought me a gift?
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I did.
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Subtopian scotch.
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That is your preference,
right, Dr. Devizo?
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I drink it on occasion.
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Ah, yes. The occasion
of your impossible escape.
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From every prison
that's ever held me.
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One year to the day
from my incarceration.
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You've never been held by
the League of Freedom before.
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Your League isn't
what it used to be, eh?
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A pink drug addict?
The American idiot.
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An oversized pussy.
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And your nebbish robot.
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You forgot about Black Saturn.
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Oh, I mentioned the pussy.
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This pathetic team
you've assembled
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is your greatest
weakness, Rex.
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I'm as good as free.
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We'll see about that.
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You're not going to leave
without pouring me
a drink, are you?
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I want you to see
what you'll be missing
when you don't escape.
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In fact, I doubt
you'll even make it
out of that chair.
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Holy shit!
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While you're spoiling me,
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be a dear and bring me
the final "Hunger Games" book.
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The prison library is abysmal.
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(SIGHS) It's gonna be
on hell of a day.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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(WHIRRING)
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(GROANS)
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You want
some Cooch?
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(GASPS) Argh!
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Don't get mad. Get Brad!
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(CRASHING)
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(BEEPING)
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(EAGLE SCREAMING)
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All right, team, listen up.
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Midnight is
the one year anniversary
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of Dr. Devizo's capture,
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and you all know
what that means.
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We going to Red Lobster?
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No. It means
he's going to try to escape
in the next 24 hours,
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and we are going to stop him.
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And then Red Lobster?
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Actually, that would be nice.
Cool.
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(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
(GROANS)
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Looks like the vultures
are already circling.
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Sergeant Agony,
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no one's held Devizo
for more than a year.
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Do you honestly believe
the League will be the first?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Where'd you get that?
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I'm almost positive this will
be a national embarrassment
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and more proof that the League
is a bloated tick
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on America's ass!
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Did that an...
Did that answer your question?
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As much as I hate
Devizo's crimes,
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I have to respect
his intelligence.
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He called you a pussy.
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What? Well, fuck him!
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Fuck him right
in the eye!
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Everyone keep their cool.
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Brad, Cooch. Devizo might
have help on the inside.
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I want you to toss
every prisoner's cell.
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Toss their salads?
Like eat their buttholes?
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Toss their jail cells.
Jesus.
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Saturn, I need you to...
March down to Devizo's cell
and call him a pussy.
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No. I want you outside,
staking out our perimeter.
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Now, Jewbot, I need you to man
the prison's access point.
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No one gets in or out
without League credentials.
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Oh, I guess I'm gona need
some of those if you
want me to help. (CHUCKLES)
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Uh...
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Which, from your expression,
I can tell you do not.
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You're still an intern, Lex.
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I want you to inventory
the supply room.
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If Devizo's got his hands
on so much as a plastic fork,
I want to know about it.
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Excuse me, you want
me counting things? (CHUCKLES)
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You've got a walking
calculator right here.
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A walking calculator
with feelings.
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Ranger, I'm going
to need you to...
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Sorry, Rex. Because of your
infidelity with my wife,
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Gloria has given me 24 hours
to have intercourse
with another woman.
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Apparently, a 2011 movie,
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and no one else ever,
called it a "Hall Pass."
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Ranger, keeping
Devizo on lockdown
is our top priority.
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Sorry, Rex. Not that I don't
want to help the man that
intercoursed my wife
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for how many years was it?
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I'd rather not say.
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You'd rather not say.
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Well, I'd rather not, not make
use of this little baby.
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You printed one out?
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I've been learning Photoshop.
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Now I'm off to find
a suitable young woman.
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Don't call me.
Because I'll be having...
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Intercourse?
Intercourse!
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(LAUGHS)
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The chances
of that ending well
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.0000000000001%.
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Ranger will come around.
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I've got a job to do.
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Look alive,
motherfuckers.
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This cell's getting tossed!
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Well, let's get
this over with.
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What the hell
are you doing?
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What? You guys have never done
a body cavity search before?
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Not on the clock.
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Well, it's part of
the process. Go on.
Take a look around.
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Holy shit!
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Quite the pooquet.
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Damn, dude.
Clean as a whistle.
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Brad, come look
at this dude's turd wallet.
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Magnificent.
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Spread 'em.
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Thank Snorfle, you saved me!
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I've been in there
for 13 bleepblaps.
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BRAD: Got something?
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Uh... Nope.
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323, 324, 325...
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Who buys Shank Energy Drink?
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Shank me!
Huh?
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
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No, not the Donkey Punch.
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Toss me one of
those Date Grapes.
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(GULPS)
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Ahhh!
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Aren't you supposed
to be outside?
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Perimeter duty?
I don't think so.
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No one calls me a pussy
and gets away with it.
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I'm taking the dance
right to Devizo's lab.
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That sounds awesome.
Can I help?
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Sorry, Lex. It took me
three cans of Shank to
come up with this plan.
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It's a little extreme
for an intern.
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Now watch out
because I am Shanked.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Wait! How many cans did you...
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(GROWLS)
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Oh, it stings so bad.
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Oh dear. This getup is going
to be catnip to the ladies.
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Where are you going?
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Some bordello?
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American Ranger doesn't
pay for it, sister.
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I'm going to find
a nice watering hole
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and see if the moves I used
to land you still work.
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You're going to step
on a land mine
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and let them nurse
you back to health?
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Maybe I'll play it by ear.
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Ranger, I love you.
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I... I love you too, Gloria.
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But I stand for
truth and justice.
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You boned my friend,
so I have to camshaft
a 22 year old.
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It's just the way it works.
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Back again, Rex?
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Let's see you escape
while I'm three feet away.
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Maybe I already have, Rex.
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Maybe I'm just a figment.
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Ow! Son of a bitch!
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There's no bluffing your
way out of this cage, Devizo.
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Let me break it down for you.
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The cell doors can only
be opened from the outside,
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by a League member.
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REX: And then there's
the matter of the laser grid,
deactivated by voice commands.
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And if you get through that,
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this whole wing goes
into lockdown
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to the tune of two 225 ton
spring-loaded blast doors.
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But you won't have
to worry about any of that.
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Because first, you'll
have to get past me.
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Oh, Rex. I have as many
tools as I could ever need.
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I have the League
of Freedom, and I have you.
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And I'm not going anywhere.
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But whatever will
we talk about?
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Well, that's your problem.
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I brought a book.
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You monster.
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Cinna's okay, right?
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Rex? Rex?
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DR. DEVIZO: Rex?
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Jewbot. I'm ready.
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I have no idea what
you're talking about.
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Sorry, I thought
I sent you a text.
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Droid.
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Oh, just leave it on.
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It didn't go through,
my bad. Anyway,
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you're going to process
me as a prisoner,
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so I can bury my foot
in Dr. Devizo's taint.
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The hardened criminals
of Gen Pop will eat you alive.
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That's why I'm leaving
Black Saturn behind.
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Say hello
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to Mange.
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What are you saying?
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Mange.
Come again?
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Mange.
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Mange!
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Will you just process me?
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Is that wise?
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Do it. I am inmate 4976.
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Aka, Mange...
All right.
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Oh, wait!
Take it easy, dude!
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My arm!
Welcome to Candyland, bitch.
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Oh, wait!
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Yeah, new blood!
New blood!
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Tear him a new one, Quiplash!
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Nice mask.
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Does it protect
your face?
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Yes, yes it does.
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Your quips suck.
Mine do... I mean, yours do!
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Oh! Ah!
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(STUTTERING)
Ah! Oh, my God!
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Ah! No!
Oh! What is that?
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Maybe we should
have a safe word.
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Good idea.
The safe word will be...
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(STATIC CRACKLES)
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Jewbot, that's not...
That's not a word!
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Sweet dreams, scumbag.
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(GIBBERING)
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Jewbot, come back!
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GROANER: He's not
going to help you.
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No one is.
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Thank God, it's you!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Take it easy!
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Do I know you?
(STAMMERS) What? Ye...
Of course, yes.
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We did the banana
puppy job together.
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I don't remember that.
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Well, I was banging
nitrous pretty hard there
for a five year period.
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Well, stick with me
and I'll show you the ropes.
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Nothing? This usually kills
with new guys.
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Yeah, you're not
ready to laugh.
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Hey, is Blazer still
cranking it over there?
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I'm afraid so.
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Yeah, we're just going
to let him finish.
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Ugh! When the hell did
the "Hunger Games" start?
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It... Don't tell me
anything.
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What? She chose Peeta?
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I can't do this anymore.
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It's starting to feel
like I'm punishing myself.
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Ugh. You never did
appreciate art.
251
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,694
Maybe, but I never actively
assaulted it either.
252
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,557
I mean,
for Christ's sake, Devizo,
253
00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:30,025
little black squares?
254
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,333
Do they know, Rex?
255
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:33,465
What are you talking about?
256
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,500
Your team.
Do they know
what I used to be?
257
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:38,536
That you were once
a member of the League?
258
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:41,641
Helping us fight crime
with the gadgets you built,
259
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,375
until that wasn't
enough for you.
260
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:47,280
You wanted to level
the planet and build
a new world from scratch!
261
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,484
My design sense
is unparalleled.
262
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:52,286
It only makes sense that
I be allowed a greater canvas.
263
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:55,759
That's the worst use
of a canvas than
these stupid black squares.
264
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,629
You never could
appreciate what was
right under your nose!
265
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,088
Is that why you left?
266
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:01,857
I didn't pat you
on the head enough?
267
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,595
Hold on. Hold... Hold on.
What?
268
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:06,070
I've got to use the bathroom.
I'm going to have a...
269
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,429
Okay, okay, we can do this.
270
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,535
Well, go on, I'm listening.
271
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,399
You know what?
I'm going to wait.
272
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,738
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
273
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,714
Sir, by your apparel,
I assume you're
the young woman's father.
274
00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,354
Now, I'm a straight shooter,
275
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:21,148
so I want you to know
if I take your daughter out,
there could be intercourse.
276
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,851
This is my
girlfriend,
you tool.
277
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,123
A swing and a miss.
278
00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:26,051
Oh, my gosh, your face.
279
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,686
I recognize you.
280
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,321
You're American Ranger.
281
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,126
Yes, and you must
be a rodeo clown.
282
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:35,299
Oh, my God.
My dad loves you.
283
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,828
Fantastic.
Let's give him a call.
284
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,434
I'd like permission
to buy you a drink.
285
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,095
Oh, my gosh.
I'm laughing.
286
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,173
You're funny.
My name's Mary.
287
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,202
Mary. A little exotic.
288
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,307
Oh, I love your fedora.
289
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,009
Touching a man's hat?
290
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,911
Good God, woman.
Miss Manners would
break your thumb.
291
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,354
Two PBRs. Thank you.
292
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,020
That's a lot of ink.
Were you in the service?
293
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,449
I've waited tables.
294
00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,854
Oh, boy.
You want this, Ranger.
295
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,487
Bottoms up.
296
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:04,361
I fought for my country.
I'm not going to drink
Rudolph Pabst Swill!
297
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,861
Now, I'm sure you've heard
that you should never
pick up the soap,
298
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,234
but that's only
half the battle.
299
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,931
You get soap in
your eye as well.
300
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,333
Let's just say your hand
will find three hard dicks
301
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,865
before you find
your washcloth.
302
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:16,971
Uh, I'm more
of a bath guy.
303
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,838
Back in the shower.
Towels off.
304
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,811
Oh, my God.
305
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,111
Holy shit!
306
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,416
Ah! You could lasso
a calf with that thing.
307
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,418
You know it's more
of a burden
than you think.
308
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,490
Really?
No it's freaking
awesome, man.
309
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,549
Look at it!
No, no!
310
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,016
Keep it away from me!
311
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,855
Ahhh! Dammit, I can't see!
312
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,391
Can someone hand me
a washcloth?
313
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,056
No! Don't!
314
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:46,595
And then we had to use
that boy's body as a flotilla,
and eventually as sustenance.
315
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,171
You get used to the sight,
but the smell...
316
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,443
The smell stays with you.
317
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:56,112
So to answer your question
that, Mary, is the craziest
thing I've ever done.
318
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,953
Wow, I thought I had
you beat with
319
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,279
my roommate and
her boyfriend.
320
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:04,324
I'm not quite sure
how to broach this, but...
321
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,351
Do you have any
interest in having
intercourse with me?
322
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,356
My apartment's
down the street.
323
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,718
I think my roommate's gone.
324
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:13,227
Not that, that
matters apparently.
325
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,260
Oh, come on.
You left the League
326
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,395
to pursue your
twisted fantasies about
rebooting the world.
327
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,071
No, Rex.
328
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,770
I left the League when
I found out you were
sleeping with my wife.
329
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,013
What? No, I didn't
330
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,939
think you knew about that.
331
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:30,105
Oh yes, I knew about that.
332
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:34,353
A case of subterranean
super herpes is
hard to explain away.
333
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,921
I've got that cleared up
by the way.
334
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,949
Oh, thank you.
I was very concerned.
335
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:43,256
I never knew how much
hate was inside of me
until my love left.
336
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:46,790
You created
this darkness, Rex.
337
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,526
It was an honest mistake.
338
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,231
And American Ranger?
339
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,203
Was that a mistake as well?
340
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:55,902
How did...
And how is he taking
your betrayal, Rex?
341
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,506
DR. DEVIZO: Is he flirting
with his dark side?
342
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:01,408
Acting selfish to hurt
the ones that hurt him?
343
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:02,511
Ranger.
344
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,882
If you let him go
down my path,
345
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,082
what kind of evil
will he find?
346
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,748
But you can't leave me.
347
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,892
Your friend's not
that important.
348
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,352
Is he?
349
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:15,694
Ah! Jewbot?
350
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,486
Do not take
your eyes off him.
351
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,885
Where are you going?
352
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,587
To save my friend.
353
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,832
(LAUGHING)
354
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,196
We're wasting our time.
I want to see Devizo now.
355
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,766
Well, relax, dude.
Don't freaking touch me!
356
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:37,684
(SIGHS) I've had enough
male contact for
a long, long time.
357
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,750
When this place
gets me down,
I crank out some sets.
358
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,550
I'm not sure I can lift this.
I'll spot you.
359
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,153
Are you going to stand
like that?
360
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,485
And away we go.
361
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,689
Oh, come on.
I can see your dick.
362
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,821
Hey, there, buddy.
We all been talking about you.
363
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:54,428
Oh, cool.
What's the word?
364
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,831
(SCREAMS)
365
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:59,002
Nobody never heard
of a villain named Mange.
366
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,632
Now, you listen here.
Mange is under my protection.
367
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,838
Oh, God.
It's touching my face.
368
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:06,440
Don't get involved, Groaner.
This is bigger than you.
369
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,043
Nothing is bigger than him.
370
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:11,435
You tell Devizo
that if he wants Mange,
he has to come through me.
371
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:12,648
I can smell it!
372
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:13,909
That won't be necessary.
373
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,277
It's staring at me!
374
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,845
Won't be necessary?
What does that mean?
375
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,053
What does it want?
376
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,385
Devizo wants to see him.
377
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,589
Hey, you hear that, buddy?
378
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,190
Get your dick
out of my face!
379
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,385
(KISSING NOISES)
380
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,234
Okay, is that your
tongue, for God's sake?
381
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,559
I'm sorry.
Mary, please stop.
382
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,964
What's the matter?
You seem a million
miles away.
383
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,597
I have an admission
to make to you.
384
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,431
I have no plans to ask
for your hand in marriage.
385
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,636
This is simply
a posterior telephone call.
386
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,268
Yeah. No, I know.
387
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,214
It's retribution intercourse.
388
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,269
Oh, okay.
389
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,307
To get back at my wife.
390
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,642
A 100% on board.
391
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,147
Okay, I guess
everything is above board.
392
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,680
Let the intercourse begin.
393
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,752
An eye for an eye.
394
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,018
(MARY MOANING)
395
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,623
Stop it, Ranger.
396
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,524
Rex, what are you doing here?
397
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,726
I'm stopping you from making
a mistake we'll all regret.
398
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,429
I'm not that bad.
Oh, my God.
399
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,731
Have you been
talking to Dave?
400
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:05,072
I'm sorry, Rex.
Gloria broke my heart.
401
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,098
Gloria thought
you were gone, Ranger.
402
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,444
We both did.
403
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,968
And yes, we were
drawn into an affair,
404
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,614
but that's only because
we saw you in each other.
405
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,640
Right, Gloria?
406
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,005
Oh, hello.
407
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:22,084
Honey, I know I look like
Father Time rode me hard,
put me away wet.
408
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,845
And you still look like you
did on our wedding day.
409
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,524
But if you go
through with this,
410
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:29,293
I'll know the man
I married is dead.
411
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,792
And we might as
well get a divorce.
412
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,594
You know what
you always said about
divorce right, buddy?
413
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:35,827
It's call me bullshit!
414
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,332
Call me bullshit,
that's right.
Yeah, call me bullshit.
415
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:40,674
We've got a long way
to go to fix this, Ranger.
416
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,100
Let's get started.
417
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,035
Sticking it out when
a marriage should
be pronounced
418
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:46,141
dead on arrival
is the American way.
419
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,673
Let's do it.
420
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:52,477
Right after I stomp
three kinds of shit
out of this little hussy.
421
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,782
Whoa! Don't go there!
Let me go!
422
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,924
We're just three hours
away from Dr. Devizo's
423
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,119
inevitable escape.
424
00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,251
Are you Team Devizo?
Or Team Freedom?
425
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,987
Devizo! (CHEERS)
426
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,462
MAN ON TV: And our
polling shows that is
a common sentiment.
427
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:08,802
Hey, Cooch, does Rex
still have eyes on Devizo?
428
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,398
What? He's not even there?
429
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,770
But what if he... No!
I'm coming down there.
430
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,407
Your artwork appears to be
binary in nature.
431
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,713
Why, you're the first one
to notice.
432
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:30,576
You know it's a puzzle?
Too complicated for most.
433
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:33,017
Hmm, interesting.
434
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:39,225
A scrambler virus?
No, no, no, no, no.
435
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,663
JEWBOT: (STAMMERING) Cooch!
436
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,355
I'm coming, Jewbot!
437
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,596
JEWBOT: Help!
Cooch!
438
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:45,931
Identity verified.
439
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,337
(STUTTERING) The door's open!
The door... Do... Door!
440
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,540
Hey, who's scuffing me?
441
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:56,282
Someone who knows
a hyper evolved cat
is still just a cat.
442
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,378
You're on your own now.
443
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,553
Black Saturn.
444
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,821
COMPUTER: Identity verified.
445
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:03,919
What was that?
446
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,620
Mind your own
goddamn business!
447
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:10,523
Devizo, time to see
who the real pussy is.
448
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:14,027
Uh... This would be
less confusing if
you weren't holding a cat.
449
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:17,500
A bad guy in the cell block?
It's a jailbreak!
450
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,130
No, it's just me!
Oh no!
451
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,567
(SATURN GROANING)
452
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:23,939
Black Saturn.
453
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,440
Identity verified.
454
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:28,542
(COOCH GRUNTING)
Wait, it's me.
455
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,735
Whoa, hey!
Let go of me, dude!
456
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,847
COOCH: What are you doing?
I'm going to fuck you up!
457
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,779
Cooch! You son of a bitch.
458
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,675
(YELLING)
459
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,647
Hold up, Brad. Hold up.
460
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,460
(PRISONERS CHEERING)
461
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,567
PRISONERS: Hooray! Hooray!
462
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:57,973
Is everything okay... Oh!
463
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,770
Oh, crap.
464
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,853
Now we know we'll fight
for each other, Ranger.
465
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,519
Yes, and that
a woman in her 80s
466
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,818
has no business fighting
a woman in her 20s.
467
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:11,920
That was ugly.
468
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,021
Rex, look! What the hell?
469
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,387
Devizo.
470
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,963
Ugh! Get off me!
471
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,960
MAN ON TV: Dr. Devizo has
done it again, viewers.
472
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,162
Punking the League of Freedom
473
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,434
and holding intern
Lex Lightening hostage.
474
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,533
I'm too close, aren't I?
Let me just... Sorry.
475
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,165
Kip, you are not helping.
476
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,040
Let her go, Devizo.
477
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,638
Ah, Rex. So glad
you could join us
478
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,311
for the last moments
of your daughter's life.
479
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:37,241
I'm so sorry, Lex.
This is all my fault.
480
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,707
(GROANS) Lex.
481
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:43,976
Just as you once stole
the most important person
in my life, Rex,
482
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,486
I will now steal yours.
483
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,360
Any last words, darling?
484
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,389
Saturn, Donkey Punch me!
485
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,364
What kind of sick
shit are you guys into?
486
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,563
(GRUNTS)
487
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,125
(SCREAMS)
(LEX GRUNTS)
488
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:05,774
No one
489
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:09,775
calls my boyfriend a pussy,
490
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,439
but me!
491
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,708
MAN ON TV: If you're just
joining us,
the League of Freedom
492
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,676
was bailed out on national
television by their intern.
493
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,886
That's like if Monica Lewinsky
killed Osama bin Laden.
494
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,419
What year is it, Jim?
Enough with the Lewinsky shit.
495
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,715
That's the last time
Devizo calls me a pussy.
496
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,927
Ow! Clock out, Lex.
That hurt!
497
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,059
Good as new.
498
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:32,625
Well, well, well,
looks like your daughter
made good, Rex.
499
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,965
I don't remember
inviting you in, Agony.
500
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,371
I don't remember not caring.
Oh wait. Yes, I do.
501
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,744
What do you want?
Everyone's talking about Lex.
502
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,842
Having her as a full member
would go a long way
503
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,144
in restoring America's
faith in the League.
504
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:47,251
And that's exactly why
I petitioned Congress
505
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,420
to forbid you from
taking on new members.
506
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,449
Boom! Got the letter
right here.
507
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,454
What is this?
Give me that.
508
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,846
Oh...
509
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,787
I know you're not
getting a membership
in the League, Lex,
510
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,163
but I want you to know
that I'm proud of you.
511
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,730
Thanks, Dad.
512
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:07,233
Hey, I hear your cell mate
mysteriously disappeared.
513
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,836
Oh, we're...
We're still doing this?
514
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,738
I want you to know,
he's going to be okay.
515
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,570
Oh, Jesus.
Fucking embarrassing.
516
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:17,605
I have it on good authority
that he's very thankful
for everything that you...
517
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,054
I know you're
Mange, Saturn.
518
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,448
Uh... (STAMMERS)
519
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,924
SATURN: I'll never
forget you!
520
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:27,194
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
521
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:47,673
Dear Rex, surely you realize
that Dr. Devizo
522
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:50,407
does not fail
this spectacularly
523
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:54,153
without intention
and only in the name
of something larger.
524
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,820
Will you figure out
what it is in time?
525
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:59,249
Could you stop me
even if you do?
526
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:07,460
(GASPS) The last page!
Torn out! Who?
527
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:10,334
(SCOFFS) Who's
the pussy now?
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