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(DRILLING)
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(SAWING)
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(THUMPING)
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(CLATTERING)
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Sublevel breach.
Please identify yourself.
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Titanium Rex.
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Omega level
clearance confirmed.
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Thank you,
Titanium Rex.
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Okay, I realize I just
gave you clearance,
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Okay, I realize I just
gave you clearance,
but this looks
like a robbery.
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but this looks
like a robbery.
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Just being honest.
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Don't worry.
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When the Blue Menace
strikes,
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you'll never even
know I was here.
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Oh, come on, I saw that.
I'm not an idiot.
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Initiating lockdown
in five, four...
(WHIRRING)
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Initiating lockdown
in five, four...
(WHIRRING)
So I guess I'll just
shoot my way out
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So I guess I'll just
shoot my way out
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So I guess I'll just
shoot my way out
because no one is capable
of having fun anymore!
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because no one is capable
of having fun anymore!
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(RUMBLING)
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Strange. I don't
remember using
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my clearance to gain access
to a secret government vault.
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I must be getting old.
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Oh, thank God
you said something
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'cause I was like,
"Holy hell,
Rex is looking old."
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What? No!
I was just bantering.
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Well, you're old, dude.
Like, uncomfortably old.
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Yeah? Well, you got fat.
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I may be fat,
but you're old
and I can diet.
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That was real funny
when I read it on a T-shirt.
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Through bifocals, Grandpa?
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I have titan
vision and hearing!
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Where am I?
I... I can't see!
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I'm old!
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(YELLING)
(CRASHING)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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You're still fast, Rex,
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but my suit has been upgraded
by Dr. Jizzmo himself!
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(GROANS)
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It's Dr. Gizmo, you idiot!
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That makes more sense.
(YELLS)
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(GROANS)
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(GROANING)
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You were a fool
to come alone!
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Who says I did?
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The League of Freedom!
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Black Saturn,
scourge of the night!
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And, and day, too!
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"Washington is
hallowed ground,"
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so says American Ranger!
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We're all saying our names?
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That's what's going on?
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Cooch!
You go, RoboBot!
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Cooch!
You go, RoboBot!
Yeah, I'm not
going to do that.
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Yeah, I'm not
going to do that.
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(BEEPING)
Conducting field scan.
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ROBOBOT: Threat identified.
Blue Menace,
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cybernetically augmented
cat burglar.
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Cat burglar?
Aw, hell no!
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Cat burglar?
Aw, hell no!
No one's gonna burgle me!
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No one's gonna burgle me!
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That's not what
he means when...
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Where is Brad?
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Come on, man.
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I'm gonna miss
the introductions.
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Anywhere?
Uh, left cheek.
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My righty is startin' to look
like the surface of the moon.
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Ah, no, that's scar tissue.
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Keep trying.
When do I get paid?
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When you can inject
the serum into my butt
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like an adult, Larry.
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American Ranger?
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You disappeared
after World War II!
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Wrong! I was placed
in a time tunnel
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Wrong! I was placed
in a time tunnel
until America
needed me again.
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until America
needed me again.
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Which was apparently
two months ago
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when a garbage man stumbled
upon my forgotten body.
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Rise above it, Ranger.
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I had a family, Rex!
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You know,
it's really frustrating
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when you talk
like I'm not even here.
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(COOCH SNIFFING)
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Oh, God! What are you doing?
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Sniffing you butt.
Could you stop?
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Cooch is an artificially
evolved feline.
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Cooch is an artificially
evolved feline.
Her animal senses
have been heightened
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Her animal senses
have been heightened
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to superhuman levels.
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I think you got
butt cancer, dude.
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Please stop talking
about my butt!
(YOWLS)
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Where I come from,
violence against women
is frowned upon.
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Where I come from,
violence against women
is frowned upon.
You don't come from anywhere.
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You don't come from anywhere.
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You're an unfeeling
robot man servant!
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You've given me a lot
to think about.
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I've got him.
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Might want to
check your bifocals.
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(GROANS)
Damn it! RoboBot, tag in!
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He's getting away!
What are you doing?
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Contemplating
the nature of being.
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Hey, Rex, I might
have to sit this one out.
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Hey, Rex, I might
have to sit this one out.
Sun's killing me.
Get in there!
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Sun's killing me.
Get in there!
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It's black leather!
It doesn't breathe!
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Where is Brad?
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You're telling me there's
not one vein down there?
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That is exactly
what I'm telling you.
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Well, time for
the final solution.
Take off my pants.
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Well, now that's gonna
cost you a ham sandwich.
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Done.
Uh, two ham sandwiches.
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Done.
Uh, two ham sandwiches.
Too late, man.
Deal's a deal.
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Too late, man.
Deal's a deal.
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Cooch, he's cooked.
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Sniff him out.
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(SNIFFING)
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COOCH: Okay, I got this.
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Aw, shit!
He's up there!
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Move! And if you
can get a few slams
about his weight, do it!
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Move! And if you
can get a few slams
about his weight, do it!
He said some
very hurtful things.
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He said some
very hurtful things.
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He said some
very hurtful things.
Sorry, Rex, American Ranger
doesn't take the cheap shot.
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Sorry, Rex, American Ranger
doesn't take the cheap shot.
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Mother of Christ!
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This water buffalo
is tearing my arms
out of their sockets!
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I'm wearing
a 2,000 pound exosuit.
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Tell it to
the judge, lardass.
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Fat fuck.
No!
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Somebody call Frodo.
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There's a new
Lord of the Rings!
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Where are you stashing
all the cats?
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You don't understand
what a cat burglar does!
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Where's my dad?
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Where's my dad?
Hop you like the taste
of titanium, fatty.
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Hop you like the taste
of titanium, fatty.
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(SHOUTING)
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Oh!
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Who's old now?
(ALARM BEEPING)
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Ooh, time for my pills.
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What am I?
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Just a collection
of ones and zeros?
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Just a collection
of ones and zeros?
Where in
the Sam Hill is Brad?
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Where in
the Sam Hill is Brad?
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(SCREAMS)
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(SIGHS)
You're right.
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I'm just a common thief
with a weight problem.
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(GROWLING)
Brad, we already won!
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Clock out, man!
Clock out!
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(CRACKLING)
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(RUMBLING AND CRACKLING)
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Oh, dear.
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And I'm Brad!
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What the hell?
Did I make it in time?
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(GROANS)
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Oh, thank Christ
he's not dead.
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Roll Violet Beauregarde
off to prison.
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(WHEEZING)
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Yeah, let's make
that a hospital.
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How'd we do, Rex?
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(CITIZENS GROANING)
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Oh, great.
Really great.
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Now we just sit back
and let the accolades roll in.
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Well, after the events
in Washington,
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the League has been
called before Congress...
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A recent poll
found this fourth person
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of the League to be
the most reckless yet.
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Is it time
to dissolve the League?
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That's what the Senate
is debating this afternoon.
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Come on, come on.
You can do this!
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They say you're too old.
Fuck them!
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You are Titanium Rex,
God damn it!
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You brought down
Dr. Gizmo's leprecats
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and then banged
his wife, on the moon!
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This is your moment.
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Take it!
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(GRUNTS)
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(TINKLING)
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Checkmate, motherfucker!
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SECURITY GUARD:
Jesus, his prostate must
be the size of a grapefruit!
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Yeah, he's too old
to get his bladder
to follow orders.
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No wonder he's lost
control of his team.
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Why is everyone acting
like Death is breathing
down my back?
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Why is everyone acting
like Death is breathing
down my back?
(HOWLING)
Oh, for the love of God!
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(HOWLING)
Oh, for the love of God!
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None of us knows how much
time we have left, people!
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Let's move!
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I may be old,
but I'm spry, boys.
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Try to keep up!
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Oh, I can't make heads
or tails of this thing!
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(CLICKING)
(WHIRRING)
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Carry on.
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NARRATOR:
The League of Freedom!
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(WHIRRING)
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(BOTH GROAN)
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You want some Cooch?
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(GASPS) Argh!
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Don't get mad, get Brad.
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(CRASHING)
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(BEEPING)
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(EAGLE SCREAMING)
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NARRATOR:
The League of Freedom!
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Keeping America free...er!
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Titanium Rex,
that promotional video
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cost the American tax payers
over $60 million!
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You know, this tested very
well with the young people.
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You know, this tested very
well with the young people.
I don't want to alarm you,
but some people are saying
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I don't want to alarm you,
but some people are saying
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that I need to retire.
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We are those people!
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I'm looking at a laundry list
of shameless expenditures
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that suggest you've lost
the ability to lead.
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Well, who do you think
was leading the team
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when we took out
the Blue Menace
two weeks ago?
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You incapacitated
a cat burglar by pushing
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the Washington Monument
on top of him!
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Just let him keep
the gems, good God!
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They're insured.
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You're so far in the red,
you're like a pilgrim
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at an Indian brothel!
(GASPS)
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No? Too far?
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We're sending
a military-grade accountant
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to your overpriced mansion.
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If you've let
your people waste
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one cent
of the public's money,
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one cent
of the public's money,
we are putting
you out to pasture!
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we are putting
you out to pasture!
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Sirs, we deserve a forum
to defend ourselves!
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This is it.
This is the forum.
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Motherfucker said
they would be here.
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'Scuse me,
could you point me in
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the direction of the Senate?
I'm running a little late.
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Uh, down the hall
and to the left.
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Thank you,
my good boy.
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And don't worry,
I won't tell anyone
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I saw you using
that drinking fountain.
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Okay, you can't talk
to the President like that.
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President? Of the United
States of America?
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Is this some kind
of sick joke?
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Ugh. 6969.
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Why isn't it working?
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Come on, man.
We're late!
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You can't lure a Senator
into your pocket
245
00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,597
without a little green...
Son of a bitch!
246
00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:41,937
It just ate my card!
247
00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,732
It's cool.
I got some scratchers.
248
00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,192
Apple!
249
00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:47,316
Apple!
250
00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:49,912
Goddamn banana!
This one's fucking broken!
251
00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,240
(BEEPING)
Mom, did you forget
252
00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:53,123
to put money
in my account this month?
253
00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,160
(GROANS) Well, now I look
like a total knobjob
254
00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,503
in front of my friends!
255
00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,162
(POPPY RINGTONE PLAYING)
256
00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,296
And still no sign
of The League of Freedom,
257
00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,554
leaving Titanium Rex
scrambling to explain
258
00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:13,676
his lack of leadership.
259
00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,182
Where did I come from?
260
00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,103
Computer, bring up
my schematics.
261
00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,892
(BEEPS)
"Fabricated in Rochester,
262
00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:23,016
"New York based on plans
designed by Martha Goldstein"?
263
00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,395
Oh, dear.
264
00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:27,231
(PHONE RINGING)
Please, if you just
give us a few more minutes.
265
00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:28,687
I'm sure they'll be here.
266
00:09:28,778 --> 00:09:30,198
(POPPY RINGTONE PLAYING)
267
00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:33,568
It's too late, Rex.
268
00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:35,697
If you think
we're a tough crowd,
269
00:09:35,785 --> 00:09:37,575
wait till you meet
Sergeant Agony.
270
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,541
I apologize
for my tardiness.
271
00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:41,578
(GRUMBLES)
272
00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:43,575
Senorita, let's get
this cleaned up pronto.
273
00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,627
WOMAN:
I'm a Supreme Court Justice!
274
00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,461
You understand
what she's saying?
275
00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:52,586
I get stuck
in a time tunnel
276
00:09:52,677 --> 00:09:54,087
for 60 years,
and the newspaper
277
00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:55,757
becomes a sci-fi nightmare!
278
00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:58,216
"Welcome back, soldier.
Our President's a black man."
279
00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,138
The fuck is
this guy's name?
Bara... Barams?
280
00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,805
I just did four hours
in Washington tap dancing
281
00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,524
with my dick in my hand.
282
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,357
I told them
you'd be there!
283
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,900
They think
I have dementia!
284
00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:09,613
Sorry I'm late.
I was in the shower.
285
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,953
You know, I'm a cat and
this is how I take a shower.
286
00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:13,699
(PURRS)
287
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,571
Oh, are you a cat?
288
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,988
Does anyone not know
she's a fucking cat?
289
00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,156
Any... No, everyone?
290
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,714
I'll eat your mom,
motherfucker.
291
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,078
What?
Nothing. See ya!
292
00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:23,754
Oh, and my number two...
293
00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,252
Where the hell were you?
294
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:28,343
Keeping a dark vigil
over the citizens
of Storm City.
295
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,670
By the way, Cheerios
and Honey Nut Cheerios
296
00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:30,842
By the way, Cheerios
and Honey Nut Cheerios
are not the same
goddamn product, Marjorie!
297
00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:33,630
are not the same
goddamn product, Marjorie!
298
00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:35,089
I miss Raul.
299
00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:36,717
Raul was stealing my medicine.
300
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,103
Sure he was, Rex.
301
00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,930
RoboBot,
where were you?
302
00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:41,475
What the fuck is that?
303
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:42,848
I could not
join you today
304
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,734
because I was with
my spiritual advisor.
305
00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,563
I am no longer RoboBot.
306
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,477
You may call me Jewbot.
307
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,689
You are
a synthetic being.
308
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,777
How can you...
Can he call himself Jewbot?
309
00:10:53,863 --> 00:10:54,703
We don't love it.
310
00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:54,856
We don't love it.
I was designed and built
by Dr. Martha Goldstein.
311
00:10:54,864 --> 00:10:57,784
I was designed and built
by Dr. Martha Goldstein.
312
00:10:57,867 --> 00:11:00,827
By the laws of the Torah,
I am one of the chosen people.
313
00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:03,371
I used to want to learn
how to be human.
314
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,745
Now, I want to learn
how to be a Jew.
315
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,043
They are
the same thing!
316
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,995
I want to be well
heard on that.
317
00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:11,876
Alert! The Groaner
is attacking Storm City!
318
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,467
Good God,
this is the big one.
319
00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:16,089
Just so we're clear,
the Groaner is
320
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,506
an evil prop comic, right?
321
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:18,724
The goddamn best.
322
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:18,890
The goddamn best.
Maybe he'll realize
he's a prop comic
323
00:11:18,888 --> 00:11:20,968
Maybe he'll realize
he's a prop comic
324
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,766
and kill himself.
325
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,059
Jew humor.
326
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,142
That does not sound
like something you can say.
327
00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:27,228
It's not.
328
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,732
Sorry, Groaner, you mess
with the Saturn's town,
329
00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:31,645
you get the rings!
330
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,494
(GROANS)
I just sat on my balls.
331
00:11:33,778 --> 00:11:34,738
Give me
a second here.
332
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,700
No... Yep, yep.
333
00:11:36,781 --> 00:11:38,741
I just put all my weight
on both of my balls.
334
00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:40,784
(GROANS)
TITANIUM REX:
You want us to take this one?
335
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,537
No, no, no.
I got it. I got it.
336
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,705
Sgt. Agony,
so good to see you.
337
00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,416
(FAKE SNEEZES)
Sorry, Rex,
338
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:55,756
I'm allergic
to bullshit.
339
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:57,511
I think you'll find
The League of Freedom
340
00:11:57,592 --> 00:12:00,432
has nothing to hide.
Right, team?
341
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:03,346
Well, fuck me twice,
shame on me.
342
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:06,063
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(COOCH YOWLING)
343
00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:07,638
TITANIUM REX:
Oh, God.
344
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,647
Feast your eyes!
I'm a cat,
345
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,729
so there ain't nothing
wrong with lookin'.
346
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,775
I know that
you're a cat.
347
00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:14,939
Damn!
348
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,856
Do all black fellas
got robot arms?
349
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,275
No, they don't.
No shit, Sherlock.
Yeah, I'm no stupid.
350
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,834
Well, since
you know everything,
351
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,788
you wanna tell me how
you spend $20,000
at a gas station?
352
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:25,579
Man, I didn't
spend that money.
353
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:26,872
I invested it.
354
00:12:26,956 --> 00:12:29,826
One of these could've
been worth a lot more
than 20 grand.
355
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,086
"Win up to $500."
356
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:34,089
(SNORING)
Hey, you okay, buddy?
357
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,801
Sorry, stupid
makes me sleepy!
358
00:12:36,966 --> 00:12:38,256
(CITIZENS SCREAMING)
359
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,756
That's what I call
a brush fire.
360
00:12:40,845 --> 00:12:42,345
Did anyone hear that?
361
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,809
Damn it, guys.
I only brought one brush.
362
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:44,966
Damn it, guys.
I only brought one brush.
I know it's me
you want, Groaner.
363
00:12:44,974 --> 00:12:46,734
I know it's me
you want, Groaner.
364
00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:50,943
Black Saturn,
answer me this.
(INFLATING)
365
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,521
What has an ear
but cannot hear a sound?
366
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:54,817
Corn!
Well, well,
367
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,780
when it turns red hot,
it becomes white.
368
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,780
It's totally corn.
All right, give,
give it a sec.
369
00:12:58,863 --> 00:12:59,863
Come on.
I got it. It's corn.
370
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:02,827
Will you just wait
a goddamn second?
(SQUEAKING)
371
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:05,699
Listen, I need
to make a phone call.
372
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:07,156
Gary, it's me.
373
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,325
"Who?"
374
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,543
The guy who ordered
a $15,000 balloon
375
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,134
shaped like a corn cob.
376
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,542
I'm not enjoying it at all
because it looks
377
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,838
an awful lot
like a bottle of Corona.
378
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:19,052
Yeah, I absolutely
want a refund.
379
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,762
You still need the last
four digits of my card?
380
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:23,257
You know what?
I've gotta go.
381
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,755
I'm in a lot of trouble.
382
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,847
Well, you certainly
didn't help.
383
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,392
Holy mackerel.
That was my wife.
384
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,386
Now, if she asks
if she can bunk down here
385
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,688
in the mansion with us,
you say no.
386
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:36,522
Now why would you be
trying to dodge this woman?
387
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,318
That woman died
in the '40s.
388
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,911
I'm sorry.
Not literally!
I wish!
389
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,658
Father Time's been
working her face
390
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,159
and body
for the last 80 years
391
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:46,621
but refuses to deliver
the kill blow.
392
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,791
That's your wife?
(RETCHES)
393
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,961
I'm sorry.
Bitches that old
make me queasy.
394
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:51,830
I'd do her.
395
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,535
(STAMMERS) Ranger,
I've gotta ask you.
396
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,956
Have you been spending,
like, a crapload of money?
397
00:13:57,046 --> 00:13:59,006
I recently got my clothes
out of public storage
398
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:00,509
after 70 years,
but I mean,
399
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,970
that only cost 320,000
of your future dollars.
400
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,351
$320,000?
401
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,888
Why didn't you just
buy new clothes?
402
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:08,852
Have you seen
your future catalogs?
403
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:09,018
Have you seen
your future catalogs?
I thought we had eradicated
the pork pie hat in the '40s.
404
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,266
I thought we had eradicated
the pork pie hat in the '40s.
405
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,651
Yeah, that's one battle
we lost as a culture.
406
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:17,519
So you want to ask
me any questions or...
407
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:18,727
Whoa! Whoa!
Take it easy!
408
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,488
No more games, Groaner!
409
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,818
What is
the Injustice Club up to?
410
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,775
The Injustice Club
kicked me off the team
411
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,744
six months ago!
What? No way!
412
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,445
Yeah, we were gonna
take down the UN
413
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,035
and I talked
them into a giant balloon
414
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,960
shaped like a bowling pin,
but of course,
415
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,538
the balloon
Gary sent out was...
416
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,333
Hey, you know, Gary's
a pretty shit balloon guy.
417
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,167
You were my nemesis
on that team!
418
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:39,252
Well, well, I thought
I was Brad's nemesis.
419
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,757
What are you talking about?
We shared a dark obsession
420
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,260
with seeing
the other one killed!
421
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,341
Killed? I, I fight
with balloons, man.
422
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,297
Any obsession
is by nature dark.
423
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,257
I have to be honest
if we're doing
the top 10 here,
424
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:51,517
I, I think I even hate
American Ranger more than you.
425
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,179
No! No way!
426
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,851
It says here
that I'm looking
427
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,857
at some physical
therapy sessions
428
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,689
to the tune of
a few thousand dollars?
429
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,193
What do I see here, Brad?
430
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,855
They were
therapeutic massages!
431
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,695
Okay, they were
just massages.
432
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,858
Okay, they were
erotic massages.
433
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,488
By a prostitute.
434
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,954
Actually, prostitute's
probably too nice a word.
435
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:11,002
Actually, prostitute's
probably too nice a word.
I'm not even sure
it was a chick.
436
00:15:10,995 --> 00:15:13,325
I'm not even sure
it was a chick.
437
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,286
You know, I learned
a lot about myself.
438
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,415
Stuff I wish
I could unlearn.
439
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:20,996
Therapeutic
massage it is.
440
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,417
Don't get grabby, Rex!
441
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,045
Gettin' grabby
gives me gas.
442
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:24,089
Gettin' grabby
gives me gas.
(FARTS)
443
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,131
(FARTS)
444
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,506
Oh, come on.
You just had to fart.
445
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,595
Be that as it may,
446
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,509
even these
shameless expenditures...
447
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,428
Yep, I shit my pants
a little bit back there.
448
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,811
I thought I did,
and I definitely did. Yep.
449
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:38,064
Hey, when, when do
I get to call my lawyer?
450
00:15:38,147 --> 00:15:39,607
When you can admit
you hate me!
451
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,479
All right, all right.
Playtime's over.
452
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:42,566
What are you doing?
453
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,570
Took a little bathroom
reading into the john.
454
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,952
Your expense report.
455
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:46,105
Your expense report.
150 pages of incidentals.
456
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,373
150 pages of incidentals.
457
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,448
That's impossible.
Hand over your card!
458
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:51,533
No problem.
459
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,988
I keep it right here
in my fanny P.
460
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,328
I hope you're happy.
461
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,162
They're gonna put
me in a home, man.
462
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,787
Wait, where's
my VIP Visa?
463
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:01,254
28 separate charges
for Gary's Balloon Emporium?
464
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,628
What did you say?
465
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,552
(GROANER LAUGHING)
466
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:07,928
I lifted your card
467
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,300
while you had me
in a half nelson
468
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,466
after I kidnapped
that one sports mascot
469
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,894
I can't think of right now.
470
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,022
My plan started
small at first.
471
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,140
A latte here,
472
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,056
a bag of chips there,
473
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,595
then I bumped it up a notch.
474
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:22,317
A subscription
to scrotthroat.com,
475
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,779
a renewing order of Extenz.
476
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,569
None of this was
for personal use,
I assure you.
477
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,283
And now I've done what
the Hall of Evil never could,
478
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,905
bring down
The League of Freedom!
479
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,695
I'll kill you!
(SCREAMS)
480
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,543
(GROANS)
I thought you were
gonna hold me back!
481
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,122
What the hell?
482
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,586
I'm sorry, Rex.
I don't keep track
of my card!
483
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,999
Look, just don't tell my mom.
Where are you going?
484
00:16:45,089 --> 00:16:46,879
I'm gonna burn
everyone's expense cards
485
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,045
before they can
spend another cent.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
486
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:49,220
before they can
spend another cent.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
What the hell is that?
487
00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:50,548
What the hell is that?
488
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:51,885
Sounds like
the Pet Shop Boys.
489
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,600
No, wait!
Ace of Base.
490
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,470
Nope, that's definitely
Right Said Fred.
491
00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:57,017
Deep cut.
492
00:16:57,101 --> 00:16:58,271
I bought the LP.
493
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,481
I'm sorry.
494
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,861
What the hell
is going on in here?
495
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,568
I am having
my bar mitzvah.
496
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,188
I am no longer Jewbot.
497
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:07,065
You may call me Jewman.
498
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,612
Under no circumstances
should anyone do that!
499
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,736
Finally a good
ole American shindig.
500
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,117
(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
501
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,123
I'm done.
Sounds like freaking
communise.
502
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,116
How much did
this bar mitzvah cost?
503
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:21,254
How much did
this bar mitzvah cost?
DJ Janky Ray
is only $50 an hour.
504
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:24,290
DJ Janky Ray
is only $50 an hour.
505
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,167
Ah, $50.
Thank God.
506
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:30,336
Yes. It allowed me
to use the savings
for our featured performer,
507
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:33,295
celebrated recording artist,
Miss Celine Dion.
508
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:36,350
What? Oh, God, no.
Oh, hello to you all.
509
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,311
You're too kind.
Celine Dion?
510
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,055
Ma'am, I want you to know that
this is in no way a critique
511
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:41,230
Ma'am, I want you to know that
this is in no way a critique
of your music,
which is magical,
512
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,438
of your music,
which is magical,
513
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,060
but this is an outrage!
514
00:17:44,148 --> 00:17:46,978
I can guarantee you that
I will be recommending
515
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,696
to Congress that they shut
your entire operation down...
516
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,780
Right after
I borrow a plunger.
517
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,074
I destroyed your bathroom.
518
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,332
Y'all got a plunger?
519
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,118
Storage closet.
Thank you, son.
520
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:57,288
Storage closet.
Thank you, son.
At least one of you
motherfuckers ain't useless.
521
00:17:57,286 --> 00:17:59,116
At least one of you
motherfuckers ain't useless.
522
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,078
It's over.
523
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:01,250
It's over.
They were right.
524
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,458
They were right.
525
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,500
Nothing to do now
but roll over and die.
526
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,294
I am a relic.
527
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,797
In my day, we believed
in truth, honor, and justice.
528
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,471
Can't we just
falsify out records
529
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:12,629
and call it a day?
530
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,854
Brad, I could suck
your dick right now.
531
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,009
Do it, Jewbot.
532
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,096
That's an order.
533
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:20,642
I'm afraid that's
against my religion, Rex.
534
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,185
Unless...
535
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,139
I'll allow it.
536
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:23,314
I'll allow it.
I'm gettin'
a head cold,
537
00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:25,102
I'm gettin'
a head cold,
538
00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:27,689
which means somebody
is hatching a plan.
539
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,284
Well, it's too late.
The numbers don't add up.
540
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,150
You're all goin' down!
541
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,397
Jew are wrong, sir.
542
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:34,908
I'll have to
check your numbers.
543
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,079
Be my guest.
Let's Jew this.
544
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,199
Bring it on.
545
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,535
If anyone's going down,
sir, it's Jew.
546
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,620
Okay, I'll stop.
547
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,334
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Wow!
548
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,501
♪ Yeah!
549
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,594
♪ Yeah!
550
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:49,710
♪ Let's go!
551
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:53,220
♪ Hava nagila
hava nagila
552
00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:56,262
Oh, hello, capital gains.
Deduction approved.
553
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,764
Well, take a look
at these line items.
554
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,005
But here's some more.
555
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,307
I'm going back
more than seven years!
556
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:03,190
♪ Hava nagila
venismecha
557
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:06,478
♪ Hava neranenah
hava neranenah
558
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:09,943
♪ Hava neranena
venismecha
559
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,234
♪ Uru ahim
560
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,737
♪ Uru ahim
561
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:16,609
♪ Uru ahim
belev sameah ♪
562
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,278
Nah, it's cool,
fellas. (SCREAMS)
563
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,988
(SCREAMS)
564
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,250
Wait a second!
You can't claim
those as dependents!
565
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,659
Oh, damn!
He just did!
566
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,327
No!
567
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,707
These motherfuckers
balanced the books!
568
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,085
You take this mountain of
paper back to those Senators
569
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,302
and tell them
that this old dog
570
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:35,682
still has plenty of tricks!
571
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:38,048
ALL: Jew-S-A! Jew-S-A!
572
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:41,269
(HOWLING)
That'll do, pig.
573
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,178
That'll do.
574
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,144
Odd choice of words.
575
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,891
All you did was delay
the inevitable, Rex.
576
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,398
I want you to
listen to somethin'.
577
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,689
(MIMICS SQUEAKING)
578
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,232
That's the money faucet
gettin' turned off.
579
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:52,403
That's the money faucet
gettin' turned off.
Now, maybe I can't prove
you misspent money,
580
00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:54,861
Now, maybe I can't prove
you misspent money,
581
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,494
but I'll sure as hell
gonna make sure
582
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:58,281
there's less money
to spend.
583
00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:58,321
there's less money
to spend.
You can't just
cut us off!
584
00:19:58,323 --> 00:19:59,623
You can't just
cut us off!
585
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,449
Wake up, Rex!
You're slippin'.
586
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,994
Retirement's knockin'
at your door.
587
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,537
And when you're gone,
how long you think
588
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,751
your precious
League is gonna last?
589
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,037
(VOCALIZING)
590
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,166
(LAUGHS)
591
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,763
It's all sinking in now,
isn't it, Rex?
592
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,258
No, go ahead.
You can fly off.
593
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,006
Tag, motherfucker!
594
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:18,841
No, go. Go ahead.
Go in the air.
595
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,676
I got your nose, bitch!
596
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:21,932
Gotta get up
off the ground.
597
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,603
It don't work unless
there's dust swirling.
598
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,518
Wrecked your bathroom, too!
599
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,230
Have you never
seen a movie?
600
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:28,901
What are we
going to do?
601
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,898
Wait a minute!
Aren't your parents rich?
602
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,270
And I'm out!
603
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,027
Never lend money
to friends, Rex!
604
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:36,402
Please, I flew all
the way from Saskatoon.
605
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,317
I need my check.
You didn't even
sing a song!
606
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,704
RANGER: Hit
the bricks, Frenchy!
607
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:47,913
(CELL DOOR OPENS)
608
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,294
Our feud almost brought
down the entire League.
609
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,285
That's right.
So...
610
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:55,417
You must be a little
obsessed with me, right?
611
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,838
Eh.
612
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,513
(CHUCKLES)
Put 'er there!
613
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,721
If there's a buzzer
in your hand,
614
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,181
I will fucking kill you.
615
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,430
Well, call the morgue.
616
00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:05,062
(LAUGHS)
Come here, you old
son of a bitch!
617
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,431
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
618
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,620
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
619
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,662
Titanium Rex, how do you plan
on financing this fiscal year
620
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,416
now that your budget
has been cut in half?
621
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:33,458
We don't foresee
any problems
at this time.
622
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:34,793
Rest assured.
623
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:36,627
Shank Energy Drink Manor...
(ALL GASPING)
624
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:39,723
...isn't going anywhere.
(APPLAUSE)
625
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,879
It just makes sense.
626
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,848
Shank Energy Drink is
a delicious and refreshing
627
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,139
product that
the entire League enjoys.
628
00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:48,926
Right, team?
629
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,516
They're not behind me,
are they?
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