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(upbeat music)
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- All right!
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Here they are.
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Cheers men.
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- Ah thanks man.
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Really appreciate it.
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(coughing) What the fuck is that?
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- Tabasco Orange Soda.
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It's what you asked for, right?.
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- Oh you are such an ass!
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- Oh, you're welcome.
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- [Reese] Ugh. (coughing)
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- Okay, ordering, what do you want?
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- When's Chef coming back?
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- He's taken a few days off.
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What do you want?
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- Three kilos sirloin,
two kilos of fillets ,
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grab some porterhouses and shit.
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- Okay.
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And Dave, good work today.
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Anything?
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- Yeah, shallots, tarragon,
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we're knocking out a
bernaise tomorrow, right?
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- Yeah, okay.
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Reese?
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- He put Tabasco in my drink.
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- I don't care.
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Ordering.
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- More general salads, some quale eggs
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and from frozen stick
for crouton. (coughing)
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- Okay.
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- Right.
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You've got 30 minutes.
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- What's going on?
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- Me and Cass are heading out.
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You twats coming?
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- Hell yeah!
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- You knows it!
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Mainly 'cause I seen you
eye fucking me all day, Sal.
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I knows you wants it.
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It's only a matter of time
before you give into your urges.
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- Not in a million years, you grotesque,
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poor excuse for a boy.
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- Oh come on, princess.
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I'm all man. (laughing)
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- Where are we going?
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- Didn't you hear her?
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Out.
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- Oh yeah, 'cause I mean
that was so specific.
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- I need to go get changed!
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- Better clean the pints.
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Loaded gun and all that. (laughs)
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- I'll just finish this by myself then.
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- You coming out then, tiger?
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- Yeah.
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For sure, love.
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- Love? Already?
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You move quick.
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- What?
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(quiet music)
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- Fucking sandwich.
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- P-E-A-R-S
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Yeah, yeah it works.
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(heels clomping)
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- What the fuck?
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- What?
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- You're not changed!
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- So?
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- We have 18 minutes
until the cabs get here.
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- And you don't think I can
get ready in 18 minutes?
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- I don't think Usain Bolt
could get ready in 18 minutes.
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- What?
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- You know, 'cause he's fast.
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- Ah, good one.
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- Look, it'd just mean a lot
to me if you can get ready now,
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the cabs are coming soon,
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and I don't want to pay the late charges.
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- Yes, all right, all right, stroppy.
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- Fuck me, Sal, you look all kinds of hot!
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- Thank you, thank you.
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- Now, I'm not the type to put
out on a first date, right,
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and I'm obviously only saying that
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'cause when you fall in love with me
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I don't want you to think you can just
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have your way with me and that's that.
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Right?
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- You know we all see the
trollops leave your room
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early in the morning when
we're on the A.M. shift?
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- I did not know that, no.
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So, where is it, exactly where?
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Oh my, cayenne.
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What the fuck?
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- Yes!
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- I'm gonna fucking kill you!
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(water running)
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- Fuck, I need lipstick.
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- What you think of these treads, huh?
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- What the fuck are you wearing?
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- You don't like it?
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- Like it?
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You look like one of my recurring visions.
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Get changed.
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- Come on, man.
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- Fucker.
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Come back here you little kid.
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- So Reese is coming out tonight.
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- I didn't know he was gay!
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- No, you donut.
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- Oh.
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- So how does that make you feel?
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- What? Me ...
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Look, I've only just split up with Zack.
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- But he seems into you.
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- Yeah but I can't just go with him
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'cause he's into me can I?
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- You've totally done that.
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- Yeah but he was wealthy.
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- That he was.
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So fit.
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For a while I was pretty jealous.
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- No, I don't need him.
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I don't need another Labrador.
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(door squeaks)
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- Yo.
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What do you think of this?
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- No!
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- Fuck!
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- He's not bad though.
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Seems a bit wet around the ears,
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but I'm sure he's a decent guy.
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- Yeah, but imagine trying to
have a conversation with him.
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I mean, he gets excited about anything.
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Plus that hair would cause
all kinds of problems
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getting on an aeroplane.
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It's like, have you ever been
on of them little holidays
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where they've got the really low ceilings
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for the mezzanine bedrooms?
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Fuck that, I mean, he'd literally be
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bent over the whole fucking time.
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- What?
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- His hair!
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It's massive!
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- Not Dave.
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- What's not Dave?
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- I'm talking about Reese.
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- Oh.
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Yeah, no, that would make sense.
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- I like you.
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If you don't like me, I can change.
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Can I borrow your number?
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I've lost mine.
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You are the droid I'm looking for.
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I hear you're good at crosswords.
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Angry, that's a cross word.
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Ugh.
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(upbeat music)
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(crickets chirping)
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- All right, I've done the ordering.
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I'm off.
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Laters.
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Don't get Reese too fucked tonight.
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We've got about 200 in tomorrow.
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- Can't promise that, I'm afraid.
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- What do you make of him?
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- Who, Reese?
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He's all right.
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More he does, the better he'll get.
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He's learning.
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- Still gonna haze him, though?
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- It's gotta be done.
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- That it does.
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See you later.
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- Hang on a sec.
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Chef, he's fucked off, hasn't he?
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- Don't tell the others,
but, yeah, he has.
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- What happened?
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- I don't really know,
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but he said something about
becoming a Ferret Porn Star.
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- He what?
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- Yeah, no, I don't
know what it is either,
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but I presume it has something
to do with ferret porn.
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- All right.
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- Look, I need to go to
London for a couple of days,
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so, will you be all right
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starting up tomorrow on your own?
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- Yeah.
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But without you and Chef,
who's gonna run service?
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- Don't get angry, but ...
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- George?
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- There will be somebody here
by the beginning of service.
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Do you remember Chef?
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- Well, yeah.
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- Before Chef?
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- Oh.
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No, please don't.
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- Spinelli's going old school
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and bringing back Chef to replace Chef.
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- Please, George, after
what happened, please.
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- It's out of my hands.
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- George, please, don't do this to me.
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- I've never seen you look so scared.
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Come on.
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- Fuck!
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Thought I'd never see that fucker again.
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(upbeat music)
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- So what do you think?
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- Mate you look like Marge Simpson
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does fucking Bollywood.
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You got nothing else?
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- No, I do not.
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- You can't kill me.
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- And why not?
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I don't know yet but
I'll think of a reason.
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- Pick your death.
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Knife, boiling water,
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or deep-fried fucking face?
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- Calm down, calm down, Awesome!
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You know there's only one
way to solve disputes!
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We don't use violence around here.
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What it is, mama.
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Shame on you.
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- You are right and I apologise.
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- Okay.
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So how do we solve this?
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- The Cinnamon Challenge.
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Two spoonfuls.
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- Each?
- Each.
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- First one to swallow wins.
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- Said your mama.
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- Do you want me to let him kill you?
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- Sorry.
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- Guys, guys, guys!
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What the fuck?
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The cabs get here in 15 minutes!
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- Sal, this is important.
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- Clearly.
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- We cannot take the anger no more.
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We must stop the damn hostility!
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- Can't it wait until tomorrow?
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- [All Three] No!
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- Ugh!
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- Ready?
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Set.
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Go!
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(spoons clanking)
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- Oh!
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- Fine contestants, real fine.
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(coughing and gagging)
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(yelling)
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- Shit done, but you both failed.
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- (screams) Now I have to
go and brush my teeth again.
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- Oh, why?
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Why do we use this to solve shit?
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No one ever fucking wins!
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- Yeah, it is pretty stupid.
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- Ugh!
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Still, better than the cow pat challenge
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of 2003 to 2012, fuck me.
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- Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
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yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
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yo yo yo yo yo yo!
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Whatcha think?
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Everybody be saying they're shit, y'all.
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- Dave, seriously wear some
fucking normal clothes.
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- I'm peacocking.
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- Peacocking?
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- Yeah, man. I got to lure in the ladies
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with my sweet ass making a
stand out there kinda approach.
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You feel me?
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- Just, fucking, get, changed!
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- Okay, okay.
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- Do you like my new makeup?
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- Yeah it's fine.
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You're getting changed though, right?
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- No, I thought I'd stay in the same shit
276
00:10:57,890 --> 00:10:59,270
I've been wearing all fucking day
277
00:10:59,270 --> 00:11:00,440
serving pints behind the bar.
278
00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,300
Oh and not forgetting the stout
I poured down me at lunch.
279
00:11:02,302 --> 00:11:04,902
Of course I'm fucking changing!
280
00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:07,110
- Why didn't you get changed
before you came down here then?
281
00:11:07,107 --> 00:11:08,167
(jazzy music playing)
282
00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:09,460
- Oh my god!
283
00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:11,168
I love this tune!
284
00:11:15,677 --> 00:11:18,177
- Where the fuck is everyone else?
285
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,508
- (humming)
286
00:11:24,530 --> 00:11:27,630
Steamy windows. (humming)
287
00:11:28,701 --> 00:11:32,301
(crickets chirping)
288
00:11:32,297 --> 00:11:34,927
- How long you gonna be?
289
00:11:34,930 --> 00:11:37,560
- Nine, nine, maybe ten?
290
00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:40,140
- For once, can people
just get ready and changed
291
00:11:40,140 --> 00:11:42,590
so I don't have this vein
popping out the side of my head?
292
00:11:42,590 --> 00:11:44,570
- Damn, everybody getting eye-bally.
293
00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:45,883
Slap my fro!
294
00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,640
- The cabs are getting
here in ten minutes!
295
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,120
Ten fucking minutes.
296
00:11:49,122 --> 00:11:50,002
- So?
297
00:11:50,004 --> 00:11:52,624
- I don't want to pay the late fees.
298
00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:53,700
- Late fees?
299
00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:55,100
I ain't never heard of no late fees.
300
00:11:55,104 --> 00:11:57,434
That's not true and you knows it.
301
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:00,880
- I get anxious being late.
302
00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,340
- See?
303
00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:04,260
Isn't honesty fun?
304
00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:05,560
- No.
305
00:12:05,557 --> 00:12:07,757
You know I hate telling you my weaknesses.
306
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,810
- Plus, Sal, it's some club.
307
00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:11,410
Who cares if you be late?
308
00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:12,700
Oh, be bad.
309
00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:16,420
People need to calm way the fuck down.
310
00:12:16,415 --> 00:12:18,975
Let watermelons happen.
311
00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:21,020
Let watermelons be.
312
00:12:21,020 --> 00:12:21,850
It's cool.
313
00:12:27,811 --> 00:12:29,571
- Are you kidding me?
314
00:12:29,570 --> 00:12:30,960
- I can't help it.
315
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,280
My mind wonders and gets horny
316
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,960
when chicks are moany and angry.
317
00:12:37,801 --> 00:12:40,801
(crickets chirping)
318
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,320
- You ever wondered how sharks have sex?
319
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:46,470
- It's crossed my mind.
320
00:12:47,420 --> 00:12:48,930
- Fascinating though, isn't it?
321
00:12:50,109 --> 00:12:52,019
- Do you recon Sal's gonna shag us?
322
00:12:52,016 --> 00:12:53,666
- Not in a million years.
323
00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:55,240
- Cheers.
324
00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,390
You fancy that new kiddy, then?
325
00:12:57,390 --> 00:12:58,400
- Who, Reed?
326
00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,230
- Reese.
327
00:12:59,233 --> 00:13:00,893
- Oh.
328
00:13:00,894 --> 00:13:01,944
I don't know.
329
00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:03,140
I mean, he seems nice and everything,
330
00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:05,050
but I don't really know him, that's all.
331
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:06,240
- You knows me.
332
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,690
How come we've never knocked?
333
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:13,285
- I can't think of anything more gross.
334
00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:14,220
- Congealed pubes,
335
00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:16,000
covered in chunky milk being licked off
336
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,610
by a warthog being shagged up the ass
337
00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:19,380
by an S and M granny with a strap-on,
338
00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:21,080
sucking on her dead mate's tampon.
339
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:26,631
- I think you just
answered your own question.
340
00:13:28,022 --> 00:13:30,612
(upbeat music)
341
00:13:34,961 --> 00:13:37,461
- I gots to be the pusher man!
342
00:13:38,787 --> 00:13:42,017
- That's not what the song is about Dave!
343
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:45,592
(Dave groaning)
344
00:13:54,010 --> 00:13:54,840
- Where's Sal?
345
00:13:54,843 --> 00:13:56,413
I'm ready.
346
00:13:56,410 --> 00:13:57,240
- Good for you.
347
00:13:58,232 --> 00:13:59,652
- You're welcome.
348
00:14:01,526 --> 00:14:03,436
Lonely, I am so lonely.
349
00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:06,090
I'm ready!
350
00:14:06,090 --> 00:14:06,920
- Congrats.
351
00:14:06,923 --> 00:14:08,513
One down, three to go.
352
00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:09,560
- Sal you ...
353
00:14:09,555 --> 00:14:10,595
- Fuck off.
354
00:14:10,595 --> 00:14:12,805
(shoes stepping)
355
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,890
- The rewards and appreciation I get
356
00:14:14,890 --> 00:14:17,050
from working here are most wonderful.
357
00:14:17,051 --> 00:14:19,631
(upbeat music)
358
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,520
- Right, so you're nearly ready?
359
00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:27,700
- Do you think I should call him?
360
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,810
- We spent ages burning all of his shit.
361
00:14:29,810 --> 00:14:31,120
Don't call him.
362
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,210
You want nothing to do with him.
363
00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:35,570
Pull yourself together and move on.
364
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,810
Let's get drunk, wasted,
365
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:41,450
fucking obliterated so we can
have a fucking awesome night.
366
00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,150
- Yeah?
367
00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:45,270
- [Both] Fuck off!
368
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:47,106
- Noted.
369
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:51,861
- Why are you so desperate about tonight?
370
00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:52,690
- I just-
371
00:14:52,693 --> 00:14:53,913
- Come on.
372
00:14:53,910 --> 00:14:55,220
Tell Auntie Cass.
373
00:14:56,450 --> 00:14:58,660
- I think I failed a politics exam.
374
00:14:58,660 --> 00:14:59,890
- Why?
375
00:14:59,890 --> 00:15:01,420
- Because I got a call today and he said
376
00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:03,070
you've failed the politics exams.
377
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,221
- Meh, you can retake it.
378
00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:08,050
- Yeah but-
379
00:15:08,053 --> 00:15:09,723
- Yeah but fuck it.
380
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,100
You're too stressed out Sal.
381
00:15:11,097 --> 00:15:12,607
I mean, if you'd calm down a bit,
382
00:15:12,610 --> 00:15:14,480
you'd be able to study better.
383
00:15:14,479 --> 00:15:16,199
Oh, come on, you know
you're the smartest chick
384
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,250
in the world.
385
00:15:17,253 --> 00:15:19,533
And, hopefully, when I get into DIDA,
386
00:15:19,526 --> 00:15:20,646
we're gonna be in the same boat,
387
00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:23,960
so I completely understand,
but just, retake it.
388
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:24,830
Do it again.
389
00:15:24,830 --> 00:15:27,100
And you'll smash it out of the park.
390
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,660
You know, sometimes these
things in life happen
391
00:15:29,660 --> 00:15:31,560
to prove that we're not all Superman,
392
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,840
and that things in life that you want
393
00:15:33,837 --> 00:15:35,737
are gonna be hard work.
394
00:15:35,743 --> 00:15:39,153
No, what you want to achieve
is gonna be hard work.
395
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,356
You just gotta put more soul into it.
396
00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:43,566
(skin slapping)
397
00:15:43,571 --> 00:15:44,511
More sass.
398
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,641
- Definitely more sass.
399
00:15:46,636 --> 00:15:49,086
- Oh come here.
400
00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:50,380
- When did you get so wise?
401
00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:52,240
- Oh, I have my moments.
402
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:54,910
- Turn around, there we go.
403
00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:58,680
So I fucked Dave.
404
00:15:58,676 --> 00:15:59,986
- Oh yeah?
405
00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:01,480
How was it?
406
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:03,040
- I've had better.
407
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:03,870
- Oh.
408
00:16:14,010 --> 00:16:14,840
- No.
409
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:15,683
- Fuck!
410
00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:28,890
- Truce?
411
00:16:28,893 --> 00:16:29,733
- No.
- Okay.
412
00:16:32,637 --> 00:16:34,087
- You ready, Cap?
413
00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:35,710
- Yes, girl.
414
00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:37,280
- Two down, two to go.
415
00:16:37,284 --> 00:16:38,484
Where's Dave?
416
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,310
- Getting changed again.
417
00:16:39,313 --> 00:16:40,703
- Sign this first.
418
00:16:40,697 --> 00:16:42,897
It's my petition.
419
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:46,300
Stop Reese breathing. (laughs)
420
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:49,580
- You did all that to
tell a really bad joke?
421
00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:51,090
- I'm committed to my work.
422
00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:52,750
- Oh yeah, well, clearly.
423
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,190
- Awesome, have you got another smoke?
424
00:16:54,190 --> 00:16:55,020
- Yeah.
425
00:16:55,023 --> 00:16:56,353
- You're smoking?
426
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,789
- No.
427
00:16:57,787 --> 00:16:59,187
- Cassandra.
428
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,900
Do you remember Sarah?
429
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,000
She smoked.
430
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:03,830
And she died.
431
00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:05,493
- Yeah, but, she kind of-
432
00:17:05,490 --> 00:17:07,020
- You remember Donald?
433
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:08,110
The old sous chef?
434
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,580
- Oh yeah, he was fit.
435
00:17:09,581 --> 00:17:11,461
- Yeah, well he smoked.
436
00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:12,430
And he died.
437
00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:14,720
- Whatever happened to his mate Sonja?
438
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:15,550
- Sonja?
439
00:17:15,553 --> 00:17:16,663
You don't remember?
440
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,520
Well she smoked, and, guess what happened?
441
00:17:18,522 --> 00:17:20,242
She died.
442
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,340
- Oh for fuck's sake, Sal,
443
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,590
stop being such a snob.
444
00:17:23,932 --> 00:17:24,772
Fag?
445
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,790
- Ish. (laughs)
446
00:17:29,267 --> 00:17:31,357
- All we need now is Dave.
447
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,470
- So what do you think?
448
00:17:36,749 --> 00:17:38,429
- Looking good Dave.
449
00:17:38,430 --> 00:17:39,760
- Thank you.
450
00:17:39,763 --> 00:17:42,353
(upbeat music)
451
00:18:00,365 --> 00:18:01,945
(car horn beeps)
452
00:18:01,953 --> 00:18:02,793
- Cabs!
453
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,420
You coming soppy bollocks?
454
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,760
- Yeah.
455
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:08,590
Can I-
456
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,150
Do you think I have a shot?
457
00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:14,980
- Tequila or Sambuca?
458
00:18:14,983 --> 00:18:16,613
- No no I mean-
459
00:18:16,610 --> 00:18:17,440
- With what?
460
00:18:17,443 --> 00:18:19,253
- Do you know what I mean?
461
00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:22,389
- Look Reese, you want my advice?
462
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,822
Don't force it.
463
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:26,320
Let it happen on it's own,
464
00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:27,325
if it happens it happens,
465
00:18:27,332 --> 00:18:28,782
if it doesn't then who cares?
466
00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:32,330
If you worry and force
it you'll drive her away.
467
00:18:34,002 --> 00:18:35,442
- Thank you.
468
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,290
- You're welcome.
469
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:38,900
Come on, let's go.
470
00:18:38,901 --> 00:18:40,401
- Yeah one minute.
471
00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:48,010
- You look really nice Cassandra.
472
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,190
- Thanks.
473
00:18:50,193 --> 00:18:53,673
- Boys, girls, let's fucking go.
474
00:18:53,669 --> 00:18:56,249
(upbeat music)
475
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,590
- You reckon shells (mumbles)?
476
00:19:04,590 --> 00:19:05,530
Sorry can we do that-
477
00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:06,440
- Shells?
478
00:19:06,435 --> 00:19:09,935
- Recon shells (mumbles).
479
00:19:17,403 --> 00:19:18,243
- [Woman] Oh my god,
480
00:19:18,236 --> 00:19:19,646
we're talking about life.
481
00:19:19,653 --> 00:19:21,763
(woman laughs)
482
00:19:21,757 --> 00:19:22,587
Okay.
483
00:19:29,382 --> 00:19:30,572
- Well look who it is.
484
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,560
- Fucking over there for?
485
00:19:31,562 --> 00:19:34,902
- (speaks in gibberish)
486
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:37,787
Hey!
487
00:19:41,027 --> 00:19:46,027
- Fucking up with Marvin
(mumbles) (laughs).
488
00:19:49,703 --> 00:19:50,973
- We're giving a blowie.
489
00:19:50,970 --> 00:19:52,470
He runs off upstairs.
490
00:19:52,466 --> 00:19:55,266
I'll restart a quarter line on this one.
491
00:19:55,267 --> 00:19:56,597
And so she gets paid,
492
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,090
and he picks up the sound, does it matter?
493
00:19:58,090 --> 00:19:58,920
Should I do it again?
494
00:19:58,923 --> 00:19:59,983
Should we go back up?
495
00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,290
Yeah, all right. (laughs)
496
00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:02,450
- No, I've heard the-
497
00:20:02,454 --> 00:20:04,264
Bollocks.
498
00:20:04,258 --> 00:20:05,088
- When?
499
00:20:05,091 --> 00:20:06,281
- Set.
500
00:20:06,281 --> 00:20:07,111
- (laughs).
501
00:20:07,114 --> 00:20:07,954
- And why not?
502
00:20:07,947 --> 00:20:09,507
- [Reese] I don't know yet
but I'll think of a reason.
503
00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:10,820
- Choose your death.
504
00:20:10,819 --> 00:20:12,489
Knife's upside down.
505
00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:13,760
Sorry can we just rewind just
506
00:20:13,758 --> 00:20:15,618
so you come here and the phone.
507
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,755
All right, I should've
waited for 30 seconds more
508
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,520
and the phone would've
been to blame, not me.
509
00:20:19,521 --> 00:20:22,101
(people laugh)
510
00:20:23,061 --> 00:20:25,311
- (laughs)
511
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,480
- This is war.
512
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,450
This is the army.
513
00:20:31,748 --> 00:20:32,858
I forgot, sorry.
514
00:20:32,863 --> 00:20:34,933
- This ain't some bong.
515
00:20:34,930 --> 00:20:36,660
The rules can be we can use it in a room,
516
00:20:36,656 --> 00:20:37,786
but no shoes on the bed.
517
00:20:37,791 --> 00:20:38,621
- Yeah, but-
518
00:20:38,624 --> 00:20:39,534
- No yeah but.
519
00:20:39,528 --> 00:20:41,388
This isn't some awesome
fucking playground.
520
00:20:41,394 --> 00:20:42,724
Have some decorum bro.
521
00:20:42,724 --> 00:20:43,934
- Who?
522
00:20:43,932 --> 00:20:45,592
All right, all right.
523
00:20:45,585 --> 00:20:47,595
(mumbles) fucking Agy.
524
00:20:47,603 --> 00:20:50,433
- The rules be, we can use the damn room
525
00:20:50,429 --> 00:20:52,099
but no shoes on the bed.
526
00:20:52,102 --> 00:20:52,942
- Yeah I know.
527
00:20:52,935 --> 00:20:54,205
You said that mate.
528
00:20:54,214 --> 00:20:55,394
You said that, you
literally just said that.
529
00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:57,500
Is everything okay?
530
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:58,330
You all right?
531
00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,243
- It's cool bro.
532
00:20:59,242 --> 00:21:01,492
(groaning)
533
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:11,132
- (woman laughs) It's
just so not (mumbles).
534
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:14,550
- Sorry, sorry,
535
00:21:14,553 --> 00:21:16,493
I came in with my sandwich
about to say the line
536
00:21:16,490 --> 00:21:17,740
where's my fucking sandwich?
537
00:21:17,737 --> 00:21:18,847
(people laugh)
538
00:21:18,849 --> 00:21:22,079
So can we just go back, sorry.
539
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:23,581
- Go!
540
00:21:23,581 --> 00:21:26,411
(spoons clinking)
541
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:31,438
Find contestants.
542
00:21:31,443 --> 00:21:32,283
Real fine.
543
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,550
(men scream)
544
00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:40,820
Shit done but you both failed.
545
00:21:40,815 --> 00:21:44,115
(gagging and spitting)
546
00:21:44,118 --> 00:21:46,378
(people laughing)
547
00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:48,110
- [Director] Cut, cut, cut, cut.
548
00:21:48,109 --> 00:21:50,939
(people laughing)
549
00:21:58,397 --> 00:22:00,147
- [Man] That is foul.
550
00:22:02,464 --> 00:22:04,164
Ah that's foul.
551
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:04,990
- [Man] When you both are done,
552
00:22:04,993 --> 00:22:07,693
I want to try to take a pic of you.
553
00:22:07,687 --> 00:22:11,017
(gagging and laughing)
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