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This is the story of a young
woman from
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Los Angeles, in the country of
America
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on planet Earth.
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I live there too.
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Strange things happen
things
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The dreams are filled with
figures full of sex
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That's responsible for
All of life
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And beauty
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But in this child there is a spirit
Who wants to make a way
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a way. We call that
A Nymphette
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Girls who are infected
by sex They can't
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their minds
move
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But this special
Nymphette has many
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misconceptions about herself.
And her
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...dreams are filled with the
most...
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...erotic images
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I always have wonderful
dreams
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All about sex? -It seems
I can't think of anything else
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I can't think of anything else
To think of
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What do I do?
I feel like I'm going
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I'm going crazy or I'm expoding
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I mean, I go out with
Men. I'm always getting
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...fucked.
But it doesn't seem enough, I
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feel like I'm missing something
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Yes, I know how you feel
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I've had that feeling too
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And it's just awful
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That's really weird, huh?
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Hey, you wanna...? You know what?
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Oh, no.
I didn't mean... I wouldn't.
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You're almost like a sister,
if you can't
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...fuck him. Who then?
-Is a sure thing?
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Do it.
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Go on, hurry up.
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Where'd you go?
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He's looking for us.
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I wasn't expecting you for
three o'clock
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It's three o'clock
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Then I'd better go
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Wait a minute, we just came
on the right, point
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I almost came
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You can't leave without
I've finished.
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What about him? -Will you join me?
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I could use a hard cock right now
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One that will get it up to my neck
up to my neck. Or you can watch
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Don't be so past it
Come on in.
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May I? That's it
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You want my whole cock in your
mouth
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This is my lollipop
I should ask for money
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How did you like it?
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It was a good shot
It was very good...
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...not really shocking,
I'll give you a six.
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A zz -Don't take it
take it personally honey
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She never gets enough
Whoever hei is
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It's like a curse.
-Like a curse
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Have you ever heard of
the Chinese Silksleep?
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Yes. Chinese SilkSeep.
I've never...
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...done it myself, but it must be very
adical
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Very complete. It has
to do with the
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...going from one master
to another.
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I know that only a few
people know this
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But I know about a
boy I knew...
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when he was a kid.
He's got a...
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...case, if you say I sent you...
I sent you...
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...I'm sure he can help you...
help you
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If it's a
problem
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If nothing can
Cheer you up Then stop
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At Clyde's House o Hois
And I'll do it for you
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We got white
Black, big, short, round
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dunn
thick and mean. Sweet
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Young, old and ugly
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Cheap
-Excuse me
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Am I with you e see
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Why?
-Because I have a chance
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What can I do for you?
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I'm from Mississippi
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And I as Hard.
-Your parents were geniuses
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That's right.
-What can I do for you? -I've got
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I've got a sex itch right here and I
I need you to help me.
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Can I help you? Was
Rome built in a day?
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Does Charles Bronson have to have
ugly face?
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Fuck Lassie Dogs? -Yes
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I can help you.
I say shore I need
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I need a woman,
who is sweet and kind
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The kind of woman who acts like
If you know her
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When you make love
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You understand,
a classy gal
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That sounds like Felicia
Can I cum
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on her face?
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Sounds romantic
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That will cost you 100 dollars
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No problem, no problem.
Here's another hundred
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Thank you go in and
enjoy yourself
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Thanks for the help.
-Good man
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Come here to Clyde's House O
Hos
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We got them of all
kinds here bald and
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cross-eyed and naked
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Hello, Cowboy.
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My name is Felicia
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Hello. Felicia
My name is Missisippy Slam
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Hello, Missisippy Slam.
What do you do
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do for a living?
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I'm toe Mississippi coo
sniffer
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Oh, yeah.
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A copper sniffer
Listen here, mister.
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This ain't Mississippi
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And I'm not a cow
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Weaves you what? I want to know
how that sniffer works
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I wanna know how that sniffer
Works? Good.
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You weave darling
I paid for you
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You can give me a little
warm up a little bit
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Before I use my Mississippi
sniffer
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For a city slicker like you
are
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First we get that Garfield
underwear off
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I like that one
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And we don't fuck with socks
We take those off too
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And this damn shirt
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And now we do it like
I like
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You can start from me
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I'll do what I like
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That I like
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You know what I like?
-What?
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I like to feel it getting hard
In my mouth
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You know what I like?
To feel it get hard
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In your mouth
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Is this good? -Yes
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I feel dizzy
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Shall I put him all the way in my
mouth?
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All the way in. That's it, Felicia.
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Please say it. -Please
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Please, damn it,
please
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Come on in and spend some money
from
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That's what I always say, come in
and spend some money
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We have the best prices in
the city
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You can get in for the price
of 5 bucks
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You can have a shag for
a prick
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What have we got here?
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Looking for a job?
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Brad Marlow sent me
sent me
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I need something special.
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Then you're in the right place
Cause we do everything
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You want to get rid of a lamp
from a lamp?
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You want hot wax on your nipples?
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Maybe you want to be underwater
May a midget
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Maybe you'll find it
better with a horse
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or with a marine
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I want to try the Silksleep
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Get the hell out of here. -What?
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You're talking about the Chinese
method
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Get the hell out of here!
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How does a girl like you
come up with something like that?
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And tell Brad Marfow that
he's not to.
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around here anymore.
around here anymore. Go home.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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Wait a minute, sweetheart.
Hold on a second
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Come back here
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I'll explain it to you
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I can't let it be known that
I know all about it
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If I say that I'm out of
work. -Can you help me?
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I know Ran Du
He knows all the sexual tricks
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He's rich,
he lives in the desert
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He's inilran, he's an Arab.
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How do I get the money to go
to go to Arabia?
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What do I do?
-That's not my problem.
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I've got to look after my business.
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A friend and I want a
girl
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We want the best you got
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The best I've got
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Best I got will cost you
$500.
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You got that kind of dough?
-I do.
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All right, get in there.
Take it easy.
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Ask for Mary.
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Mary's not the best,
I am.
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Do I have you? -Please, Clyde.
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Gentlemen,
I want you to meet Miss
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Nancy, Nancy Davis.
-The best I've got.
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She can fuck a whole army
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Let's go.
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If my friend comes too
Send him in.
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Don't worry, I understand
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Come on into Clyde's House
O' Ho's
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Your pussy tastes great
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What edible taste
This pussy's got
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You're a pain in the ass
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That''s worth fifty dollars
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And 450 dollars is profit
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Now on your side
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That's great. There you go
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This is a very long trip.
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You haven't got enough either, have you?
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I promised to tease you
Very slowly.
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Very slowly.
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That's lovely
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Jullia does it beautifully
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Now maybe rock and roll
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Do you also do
Breakdance?
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You're good at boogie
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Moot Ass
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Go ahead and blow me
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You two are my
favorites
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You two are like waves
desert zan
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And I'm like a bee reaching for the
honey
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You are like lions in your
Cage
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And I'm like a hunter to
beat you
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With my lance
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That tastes delicious
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You're such a romantic
girl
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Kiss me
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And you
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I want you to
dance
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Dance
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Entertain me
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Show me something
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You've got your own style
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I want to rock out now. Get yourself
ready for the big one
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of Abba Mother
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Looks yummy
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Cute
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Stick it all in
My child
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That's it baby
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Go away now you
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Pretty good
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Excuse me.
Are you, Abba Mother?
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Honey, he hasn't gotten me
gotten me pregnant
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I'm Abba Mother
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I am as you can see the
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master of the desert people,
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Champion of Tuesdays' Night Bingo.
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How and who are you?
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I'm Sabrina.
I'm an american.
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Shall we finish her off?
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No, no? She is far too
attractive to me
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Now
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Go sift my child, go sift
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How can such a humble man help
beautiful American?
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I've traveled 13,000 miles to
to seek your help
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You go right on about business
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Typical American.
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Wait a minute
First a little fun
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Show me a shore
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Pipe Thick
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Mow d reason I came for
have come
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Pipe Thick
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Excuse me? -You suck my cock
until the juice flows out of
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my balls
And then you'll be worthy of the sash
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of Abba Mother
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But the reason I
come. -Pipe Thick now
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I'm not in the mood.
-Dare you say that?
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Do you know who I am, I am the
lion of the desert
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The devil of justice.
The boss of Opec.
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You suck my cock or I'll
Knock you on your knee
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Don't be afraid
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You were excellent
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01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:42,039
Great at sex
Princess of my sluts
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I want you beside me
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You'll be my kingsn,
And we'll rule for a long time
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You'll spend many hours a day
for many hours a day. And everything...
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everything in this world you can
from me
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I want a Chinese
Silksleep bump
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01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:05,399
That's the reason I
Came. I've been
262
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:10,439
30 days after my
camels died
263
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,999
I was raped by
nomads and bitten.
264
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:16,559
by a poisonous
scorpion
265
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:19,479
I have come for a Chinese
Silksleep come. -Go away
266
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:26,519
You must never let anyone
hear you talking about.
267
01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:29,559
that Silksleep butt
268
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:32,959
It's very powerful
and a lot of people don't survive
269
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:35,519
the orgasm that it
causes
270
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,399
That sounds like something for
miles. I'll take my chances.
271
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,959
I thought so. But there's
no one in my harem
272
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:46,519
Who can still do it
273
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:51,079
A lady has gone to her
to her ancestors
274
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:54,799
Did she die?
275
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:56,519
She moved to Cairo
276
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:59,919
And there's only one man
An old and wise man
277
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:03,479
He lives on an Indian
mountaintop
278
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,519
He can give you the secrets
Of the brain
279
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:09,559
The soul and the body
India? How will I find him?
280
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:12,999
The old guru lives in the
seventh cave.
281
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:17,039
of the seventh peak of
one in India
282
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:21,399
If you can't
find him. Here's the address
283
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:24,959
Look him up. His name is
Mahadnam the Fucker
284
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:27,359
He'll show you the way
285
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:38,039
Excuse me.
Are you Mahadnam the Fucker?
286
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:41,599
Yes, I am,
I'm that humble man
287
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:45,959
Great Mahadnam, I have crossed
the desert.
288
01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:49,559
Crossed the Middle East
Middle East and climbed seven
289
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:52,119
seven mountains to find you.
find You.
290
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:54,999
Why?
-I have to ask you something.
291
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:57,879
I mean why did you go
Along that road?
292
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:01,439
There's an airport two miles
from here
293
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:03,479
I've travelled the world.
Guru
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01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:05,519
You are my last hope
295
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:11,079
I have come to
ask for a supreme
296
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:12,519
orgasm
297
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:16,039
But I can help you with,
I've been celibate
298
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:18,119
for the last sixteen years
299
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,319
Your whore loved it
300
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:23,879
Have you heard of it?
-Of course! -She's now
301
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,759
She's celibate now too.
302
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:31,319
Have you come all this way
tell a joke
303
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:34,519
to the Krishna?
304
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:39,799
I have come for a
Chinese Silk dragon
305
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:43,999
Please don't shout
at me
306
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:45,559
Don't run away
307
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:47,279
Don't try to
kill
308
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:48,639
Help me. Please
309
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:53,519
I would like very much to
help
310
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:56,399
But I can't help you
311
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:58,479
But you would know how
should
312
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:02,039
Yes, I do
I know very well
313
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:05,599
But I'm an old man
And I can't
314
01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:10,159
I can't help you
My penis has shrunk
315
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:19,399
Please don't
Please no tears
316
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:22,599
Don't cry
There is no way
317
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,999
Once upon a time there was a young man
he came to
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01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:29,039
study about twenty
years ago
319
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:32,599
He was young
But he learned very quickly
320
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:36,519
He could do the Chinese
Silk dragon
321
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:40,199
like the best
322
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:42,919
I'll send some ointment to him
323
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:44,799
Thank you
324
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:48,199
Maybe
325
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:52,759
You have to prove whether you're
worth it or not.
326
01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:54,959
Worthy? What do you mean?
327
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:59,999
I have to test you in certain
things. Whether you really want to.
328
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:04,439
And whether you're strong enough
329
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:08,639
Do you know Yoga?
-Do you mean the bear?
330
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:14,359
You're giving me a very difficult
job
331
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:23,439
Now will you please
lie down
332
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:26,479
in my fountain of holy
water. That's right
333
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:33,879
Now you must assume the holy position
with your hands
334
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:36,599
crossed at the back of your neck
335
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:44,839
Now I will remove those earthly
traces of you
336
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:48,079
This perfect
337
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:53,479
Spread your legs a few
inches
338
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:57,039
Good, perfect. I find myself
closer and closer
339
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:00,239
to where I want to be
340
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:09,959
I want to explore your whole
341
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:14,359
temple
342
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:22,239
You like what I'm doing here
I'm doing here, don't you?
343
01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:33,319
I see the juices coming from
the
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01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:36,919
inner soul
345
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:42,799
These may not be the real
juices of
346
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:47,359
contentment. But the
juices of pretended
347
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:50,559
bliss
I must taste those juices
348
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:55,119
taste to know whether they
real or not
349
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:15,519
My goodness. -What is it?
350
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:20,559
Now I know why they call me
a Guru
351
01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:23,959
Look at my dick
It's growing
352
01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:25,519
It's getting very big
353
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:30,079
I'll put you down and then
354
01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:05,519
I think you're really worth
To go to
355
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:10,039
the guy who does the
Silk-dragger
356
01:12:10,480 --> 01:12:10,959
Where is he?
357
01:12:12,480 --> 01:12:16,479
You'll find him in New York
find
358
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:22,559
You're glad to see me
You thought I was crazy
359
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:26,439
You were afraid I wasn't
play games with you anymore
360
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:31,039
Yes, look
With the iron
361
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:34,239
What did you think of the one on
Wednesday?
362
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:37,959
When I put that glass in the toaster
363
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:41,519
You look like you already
forgotten
364
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:43,239
Leave me alone
365
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:44,959
I can't leave you alone
366
01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:48,359
You're under surveillance
367
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:52,959
Do you know what that means?
I have to keep you
368
01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:55,199
And clean
369
01:12:56,240 --> 01:12:59,919
"I can play walls with you in the pool
the pool
370
01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:04,119
I can do anything to you
And that's it
371
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:08,679
always. for the sake of your
health
372
01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:11,759
I can do with your life what
I want
373
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:17,319
I must tell you that I'm not here
today
374
01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:19,839
I didn't come here today
play
375
01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:22,959
I came to tell you that you
have a visitor
376
01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:24,479
A visitor
377
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:29,519
No no -Yes,
you have a visitor
378
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:32,919
I'm so excited because
now everything can
379
01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:36,479
be all right again
380
01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:40,519
No, I don't want to
381
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:50,919
Miss,
you behave yourself a little
382
01:13:51,480 --> 01:13:53,999
You stupid human being
383
01:13:57,080 --> 01:14:00,079
If you've got any trouble with
with this man
384
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:03,799
you just call
Derrick. That's me.
385
01:14:04,480 --> 01:14:07,519
Then I'll come right over.
386
01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:11,759
You must be Rodny.
387
01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:16,319
At met is actually my name
Rodny Atimet.
388
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:22,039
I used to keep the cities clean
of
389
01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:25,599
sexual frustrations and
sexual tension
390
01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:29,279
wherever it got sickly
391
01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:33,399
But I'm exhausted and
that's why
392
01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:37,279
I'm here now
What happened.
393
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:42,999
I went to the east and
met a man there
394
01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:48,039
and he taught me
395
01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:52,759
a lot of mighty things
gore
396
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:56,999
Women came to me who had
needed special
397
01:14:57,560 --> 01:15:01,039
treatment
A special magic
398
01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:05,439
That was then, now I can't
I can't do it anymore.
399
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,519
I'm exhausted. Now leave me
in peace.
400
01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:09,559
How did you get here?
401
01:15:09,960 --> 01:15:12,959
I was overworked
Too much sex is better
402
01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:14,839
than no sex at all
403
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:19,559
I guess I just came
till I went
404
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:24,039
I lost my head
I ended up here
405
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:28,079
How very you
I'm Sabrina
406
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:29,639
I need help
407
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:33,239
It's my orgasm
It's not what it should be .
408
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:35,599
There's nothing I can do
I'm sorry
409
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:40,319
I can't do it anymore.
Just look at me
410
01:15:40,880 --> 01:15:42,239
But I can't go to anyone
else
411
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:46,119
Mahadnam the Fucker has
sent me here
412
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:47,639
Did he send you?
413
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:52,719
Mahadnam
How bad is it with you?
414
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:56,439
I need a Chinese
Silk dragon
415
01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:00,679
Forget about it. -No way
416
01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:05,079
I haven't done anything in seven years
done. I've done everything
417
01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:08,639
got rid of. My axe and my
meat tube Everything
418
01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:10,519
I can't do it anymore, that's how.
419
01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:13,559
I don't believe it
You're the greatest
420
01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:18,119
I was the greatest
That's the word
421
01:16:18,520 --> 01:16:20,199
I'm no longer the greatest
422
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:22,719
Hey, I'm sorry I can't
help
423
01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:31,839
I bet I can get it up
424
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:38,719
I haven't had a hard-on n
Seven years
425
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:42,759
Well seven seems to be my
lucky number
426
01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:22,599
You did it
427
01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:33,799
I've done it
I did it.
428
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:38,359
I'll try again.
I want you
429
01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:42,559
to come tomorrow afternoon,
at three o'clock
430
01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:45,439
I want you to bring the hammer
bring the hammer
431
01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:49,559
And a rubber mallet
432
01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:53,919
You bring that,
I'll bring the rest
433
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:58,159
And then we'll try it
one more time. -Thank you
434
01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:03,199
I'll go and rest now.
-It's been a long time
435
01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:05,599
Rest now? -Rest?
436
01:22:30,080 --> 01:22:33,039
Where is Mr. Atimet?
-That's what I'd like to know
437
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:34,919
He disappeared in the middle of the night
disappeared
438
01:22:35,480 --> 01:22:37,479
Disappeared. -Yes, fled
439
01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:41,079
I came to give him his
weekly turpentine
440
01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:45,639
I came to give him his weekly whitewash. He hit me and
flew out of the room.
441
01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:52,519
He started bitching about some
Mountain in lndia
442
01:22:53,560 --> 01:22:56,599
And about a river where there's always
Peace
443
01:22:57,120 --> 01:23:00,159
Or some
communist crap
444
01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:02,919
you never see him again. He
was grinding, totally
445
01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:05,519
grinding
446
01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:16,279
But if you
sum... sexually... what
447
01:23:18,480 --> 01:23:22,319
Maybe,
maybe I could
448
01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:25,799
lend a hand
I'm a specialist.
449
01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:29,199
in this kind of thing
Are you listening to me?
450
01:23:34,333 --> 01:23:44,333
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