Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,899
Operation Bandicoot continuing.
2
00:00:01,987 --> 00:00:04,166
Doolans now missing 36 hours.
3
00:00:04,167 --> 00:00:06,926
Car 72 maintaining surveillance.
4
00:00:06,927 --> 00:00:08,726
Oh, Jesus, listen to this.
5
00:00:08,727 --> 00:00:12,566
"An intoxicated Burrows, who earlier
in the day was man of the match
6
00:00:12,567 --> 00:00:15,606
"in the victory that sent his
team to next week's grand final,
7
00:00:15,607 --> 00:00:17,966
"was celebrating at a team-mate's house
8
00:00:17,967 --> 00:00:20,646
"when he performed acts
of a sexual nature
9
00:00:20,647 --> 00:00:23,206
"with an array of tropical fish,
10
00:00:23,207 --> 00:00:28,206
"including neon tetras, angelfish,
clown fish and fire eels"?!
11
00:00:28,207 --> 00:00:30,846
Oh, Jesus, that doesn't sound good.
12
00:00:30,847 --> 00:00:33,486
Oh, apparently there's a video.
Do you wanna watch the video?
13
00:00:33,487 --> 00:00:35,526
No, I don't want to watch
the video, alright?
14
00:00:35,527 --> 00:00:37,166
Come on, mate, you love this stuff.
15
00:00:37,227 --> 00:00:39,686
Well, maybe I'm just a bit
too old for this stuff now.
16
00:00:39,787 --> 00:00:42,826
Maybe, you know, I'm a little
more discerning in my taste.
17
00:00:42,827 --> 00:00:44,706
I'm not interested in trash.
18
00:00:44,707 --> 00:00:46,266
Oh.
19
00:00:46,267 --> 00:00:47,867
Alright.
20
00:00:49,747 --> 00:00:51,786
Car 72, please report.
21
00:00:51,787 --> 00:00:54,747
Uh, car 72, no activity.
22
00:00:55,907 --> 00:00:57,507
No activity at all?
23
00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:00,307
Yep.
24
00:01:01,547 --> 00:01:03,546
Not even in the glove box?
25
00:01:03,547 --> 00:01:06,426
- Better check the glove box.
- I'm not gonna open the glove box.
26
00:01:06,427 --> 00:01:08,666
I don't know what this is
about, but you'd better check.
27
00:01:08,667 --> 00:01:10,467
- Just check the glove box.
- Alright.
28
00:01:11,907 --> 00:01:14,146
- Whoa-whoa.
- Oh-hooo!
29
00:01:14,147 --> 00:01:17,066
- Hey!
- Happy birthday!
30
00:01:17,067 --> 00:01:20,826
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
31
00:01:20,827 --> 00:01:23,266
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
32
00:01:23,267 --> 00:01:26,786
- ♪ Happy birthday, dear Stokes ♪ -
♪ Happy birthday, dear Stokesy ♪
33
00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:29,706
- ♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
- Thank you.
34
00:01:29,707 --> 00:01:31,226
- Hip-hip. Hooray!
- Hooray!
35
00:01:31,227 --> 00:01:33,666
- Hip-hip. Hooray! Hip-hip. Hooray!
- Hooray! Hooray!
36
00:01:33,667 --> 00:01:35,546
- Speech.
- Oh, you know...
37
00:01:35,547 --> 00:01:37,146
- Speech.
- Thanks, guys.
38
00:01:37,147 --> 00:01:39,626
- I thought you'd forgotten.
- Did he get the cake?
39
00:01:39,627 --> 00:01:41,506
Oh, yeah, there's a cake.
There's cake. Get it.
40
00:01:41,507 --> 00:01:43,706
- Look at that.
- He's got it.
41
00:01:43,707 --> 00:01:45,426
- Got a little cherry on top.
- Yeah.
42
00:01:45,427 --> 00:01:48,786
Thank you, Carol, it's very nice.
Oh, I've popped your cherry, Carol.
43
00:01:48,787 --> 00:01:50,546
Oh, oh, no, I didn't.
44
00:01:50,547 --> 00:01:56,146
Anyway, look, let me just say
48 years ago in Maitland,
45
00:01:56,147 --> 00:01:57,706
I was a little over...
46
00:01:57,707 --> 00:02:00,746
- 48? I thought you said he was 50.
- I thought he was 50.
47
00:02:00,747 --> 00:02:02,666
- You're not 50?
- No, I'm 48.
48
00:02:02,667 --> 00:02:05,587
Sorry, everyone. Sorry, I thought 50.
49
00:02:06,907 --> 00:02:08,387
Sorry.
50
00:02:09,547 --> 00:02:12,106
- Well, I, you know, appreciate...
- No, no, no, no.
51
00:02:12,107 --> 00:02:15,306
No speech for 48, mate. Let's
just get back to work.
52
00:02:15,307 --> 00:02:17,027
Keep the airwaves clear.
53
00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:21,346
Car 72, no activity.
54
00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:27,387
You wanna watch this Burrows video now?
55
00:02:27,388 --> 00:02:28,868
Oh, absolutely.
56
00:02:30,508 --> 00:02:31,987
Onya, mate.
57
00:02:31,988 --> 00:02:34,107
- Meat-heads, look at them.
- Meat-heads.
58
00:02:34,108 --> 00:02:36,227
- Time and time again.
- Yep.
59
00:02:36,228 --> 00:02:38,507
- Is the boss okay?
- Yeah, he's fine, mate.
60
00:02:38,508 --> 00:02:39,987
He sounded pissed off, mate.
61
00:02:39,988 --> 00:02:41,827
He's pissed off but he'll call us back.
62
00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:46,387
Fish have got a 3-second
memory anyway, you know?
63
00:02:46,388 --> 00:02:49,187
And what's to say the
eel didn't enjoy that?
64
00:02:49,188 --> 00:02:51,427
Look how he's got hold
of its head like that.
65
00:02:51,428 --> 00:02:52,867
- Oh!
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
66
00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:54,147
Come on!
67
00:02:54,148 --> 00:02:56,327
- Oh! Oh!
- Oh! Oh! Oh!
68
00:02:56,329 --> 00:02:59,288
- Okay, the eel did not enjoy that.
- No, it didn't.
69
00:02:59,289 --> 00:03:00,409
Oooh.
70
00:03:00,554 --> 00:03:02,392
Animal!
71
00:03:02,393 --> 00:03:04,832
- Ohhh.
- God, why would you even... Ah!
72
00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:06,832
Two become one.
73
00:03:06,833 --> 00:03:09,552
- How does it not, um...
- They don't have teeth.
74
00:03:09,553 --> 00:03:12,232
- Oh, don't they?
- No, just clamp on with their gums.
75
00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:14,113
- Like that. Mmm.
- Oh, gummy eel.
76
00:03:15,233 --> 00:03:17,892
- It's kinda perfect in that sense.
- Mmm-hmm.
77
00:03:17,951 --> 00:03:19,950
Oh, he's getting slammed on Twitter.
78
00:03:19,951 --> 00:03:21,830
#FeelTheEel.
79
00:03:21,831 --> 00:03:23,470
#PaedoEel.
80
00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:26,430
- Was it a young eel?
- No, I think it's just a joke.
81
00:03:26,431 --> 00:03:29,590
- #SexualEeling. That's good.
- That's clever.
82
00:03:29,591 --> 00:03:31,750
That's... I mean, that's
the beginning of the end,
83
00:03:31,751 --> 00:03:33,990
that trial by social media.
84
00:03:33,991 --> 00:03:38,390
You know, it used to be that the
police would hand down punishment.
85
00:03:38,391 --> 00:03:40,350
We would enforce the law, you know?
86
00:03:40,351 --> 00:03:42,150
Now it's just all in the hands
87
00:03:42,151 --> 00:03:44,150
of a whole lot of dickheads
with smartphones.
88
00:03:44,151 --> 00:03:46,070
Totally.
89
00:03:46,071 --> 00:03:50,870
- Why would he do that?
- Well, he's got to, mate.
90
00:03:50,871 --> 00:03:54,910
- He's... he's got to do that?
- It's a team bonding thing, mate.
91
00:03:54,911 --> 00:03:56,750
How's that bonding?
92
00:03:56,751 --> 00:03:59,510
- Alright, imagine this, alright?
- Alright.
93
00:03:59,511 --> 00:04:02,390
You and I here, we're fucking
a cow, right, you and me.
94
00:04:02,391 --> 00:04:04,990
- A cow around here? A cow?
- It's hypothetical, mate.
95
00:04:04,991 --> 00:04:07,070
Can we use something
else instead of a cow?
96
00:04:07,071 --> 00:04:08,710
- A fucking sheep?
- No, no, no.
97
00:04:08,711 --> 00:04:11,350
- Okay, you pick a fucking animal.
- Alright, flamingo.
98
00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:13,630
Great, it's a flamingo. Right?
Happy with that?
99
00:04:13,631 --> 00:04:16,550
- Pink, female, awesome.
- Right? Okay, you and me.
100
00:04:16,551 --> 00:04:18,390
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what
are you doing, mate?
101
00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,070
- We're fucking the flamingo, mate.
- Here?
102
00:04:20,071 --> 00:04:22,310
I've got this end, you
get that end, okay?
103
00:04:22,311 --> 00:04:24,390
Fucking a little flamingo, right?
104
00:04:24,391 --> 00:04:27,590
No, you're giving it to him too. It's
not just me. It's a group exercise.
105
00:04:27,591 --> 00:04:29,790
- I've got to fuck the flamingo?
- Okay, here we go.
106
00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:33,510
Hey, hey, flamingo, here
you go, want some of this?
107
00:04:33,511 --> 00:04:35,710
- Hey, guess what we're doing.
- Uh...
108
00:04:35,711 --> 00:04:37,430
What are we doing? Buddy?
109
00:04:37,431 --> 00:04:40,630
- Hey, fucking a flamingo, mate. Yeah?
- Yep.
110
00:04:40,631 --> 00:04:42,350
Yeah, getting right on there.
111
00:04:42,351 --> 00:04:44,190
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Yeah, fuck that flamingo!
112
00:04:44,191 --> 00:04:45,950
- Shit.
- Fuck it, mate! Stuff it all up!
113
00:04:45,951 --> 00:04:49,430
Oh, fuck it! Fuck it!
Fuck that fucking flamingo.
114
00:04:49,431 --> 00:04:52,030
Hey, brother, look! Look! Hah!
Fucking a flamingo, yeah?!
115
00:04:52,031 --> 00:04:55,030
We're fucking a flamingo! Fuck it!
Yeah, oh, you fucking...
116
00:04:55,031 --> 00:04:57,670
- Yeah, you fucking prick.
- Oh, shit.
117
00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:05,871
- Right?
- Yep.
118
00:05:08,031 --> 00:05:09,511
- Got it?
- Got it.
119
00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,650
- Because we just...
- We've got a bond, mate.
120
00:05:12,673 --> 00:05:14,592
We fucked a flamingo.
We crossed that line.
121
00:05:14,793 --> 00:05:16,712
We crossed the line.
122
00:05:16,713 --> 00:05:19,352
We've broke down the
barriers of society.
123
00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:23,872
We crossed the line that everyone
else in the world deems uncrossable.
124
00:05:23,873 --> 00:05:25,672
- Right.
- Right?
125
00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:30,432
Yeah, 'cause you know I fucked a
flamingo so now you've got it on me.
126
00:05:30,433 --> 00:05:33,432
- We've got a secret on each other.
- It's not a fucking blackmail thing.
127
00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:34,992
- Isn't it?
- It's a bond thing.
128
00:05:34,993 --> 00:05:38,872
It's like a philosophical thing.
Okay, look at it this way, right?
129
00:05:38,873 --> 00:05:40,712
No-one else in the world
fucks flamingos, right?
130
00:05:40,713 --> 00:05:42,792
Everyone else in the world
is looking at you, going,
131
00:05:42,793 --> 00:05:45,392
"You filthy pig-fucking
flamingo-fucker," right?
132
00:05:45,393 --> 00:05:47,872
I'm copping it, I'm fucking
walking down the street,
133
00:05:47,873 --> 00:05:49,392
"Hey, there's that fucking
flamingo-fucker!"
134
00:05:49,393 --> 00:05:50,433
- Right?
- Yeah,
135
00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:52,272
You and I come back
together at training?
136
00:05:52,273 --> 00:05:54,512
"Fuck, oh, fuck, what a tough day.
Tough fucking day."
137
00:05:54,513 --> 00:05:56,352
"Did you get all that
flamingo fucking stuff?"
138
00:05:56,353 --> 00:05:57,912
- Yeah, yeah.
- "Fuck, me too. Fuck."
139
00:05:57,913 --> 00:06:02,232
"Brother, you and I together
against the world, mate."
140
00:06:02,233 --> 00:06:05,872
Whistle goes. Peew-wit!
Fucking kick-off.
141
00:06:05,873 --> 00:06:07,712
They've gotta fucking do it, mate.
142
00:06:07,713 --> 00:06:09,433
Bonding, right?
143
00:06:11,113 --> 00:06:13,672
Can't win games if you don't bond.
144
00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:15,832
Looking for
an update on Bandicoot.
145
00:06:18,313 --> 00:06:22,512
Yeah. What, the yoghurt? Oh, it
could be off but give it a sniff.
146
00:06:22,513 --> 00:06:24,792
Well, you can eat it if you want.
147
00:06:24,793 --> 00:06:28,592
Alright, try to wait
up, will you? Alright, ciao.
148
00:06:28,593 --> 00:06:30,553
Funny, she is.
149
00:06:31,633 --> 00:06:35,472
- This one of your Tinder girls?
- Yes, my latest conquest. Linda.
150
00:06:35,473 --> 00:06:37,632
- Is she at your house?
- Yeah.
151
00:06:37,633 --> 00:06:39,112
- Are you serious?
- Absolutely serious.
152
00:06:39,113 --> 00:06:40,512
I haven't heard about this one.
153
00:06:40,513 --> 00:06:42,392
I was just waiting until
things, you know,
154
00:06:42,393 --> 00:06:44,712
firmed up a little bit
before I spilled the beans.
155
00:06:44,713 --> 00:06:46,272
- They sound pretty firm.
- Well...
156
00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:47,992
- Let's hear it.
- Okay.
157
00:06:47,993 --> 00:06:52,112
Well, we, uh... I took her out
on this fantastic date, right?
158
00:06:52,113 --> 00:06:55,272
And then out of nowhere, right,
and this never happens to me,
159
00:06:55,273 --> 00:06:59,352
she just drops the question and says,
"I wanna come back to your house."
160
00:06:59,353 --> 00:07:02,912
- Really? From zero to 100?
- Yeah. Let's get amongst it.
161
00:07:02,913 --> 00:07:04,752
We go running up through
the city streets
162
00:07:04,753 --> 00:07:06,392
like we're racing to get home.
163
00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:08,752
She knew all these little back streets.
It was amazing.
164
00:07:08,753 --> 00:07:10,992
The whole way she's just,
like, chattering on,
165
00:07:10,993 --> 00:07:14,072
like, one minute it's the government
and then it's conspiracy theories.
166
00:07:14,073 --> 00:07:16,072
Anyway, we're back at my house, right?
167
00:07:16,073 --> 00:07:19,512
And she's like... She looks
beautiful, you know, windswept.
168
00:07:19,513 --> 00:07:23,712
And she's got this little autumn
leaf just tucked into her hair here.
169
00:07:23,713 --> 00:07:25,992
And I just kind of pulled it out
170
00:07:25,993 --> 00:07:28,872
and kissed it and let
it fall to the ground.
171
00:07:28,873 --> 00:07:30,712
- Yeah?
- She laughed.
172
00:07:30,713 --> 00:07:34,752
And I'm going in and we're just
about to... just about to kiss...
173
00:07:34,753 --> 00:07:39,072
And she goes, "Whoa! I
wanna take this slow."
174
00:07:39,073 --> 00:07:42,752
So, anyway, we, um... we go to bed,
175
00:07:42,753 --> 00:07:45,392
no touching or anything because
that's how she wanted to play it,
176
00:07:45,393 --> 00:07:48,752
wake up in the morning
and have breakfast.
177
00:07:48,753 --> 00:07:51,713
And that was five days ago.
178
00:07:55,993 --> 00:07:58,792
- And she's still there?
- Yeah, still there.
179
00:07:58,793 --> 00:08:02,072
- And you still haven't done anything?
- No, not yet.
180
00:08:02,073 --> 00:08:05,592
But like the... It's... Like, the
atmosphere is fecund in the room.
181
00:08:05,593 --> 00:08:07,752
- You can smell it.
- Right.
182
00:08:10,033 --> 00:08:12,193
Let me ask you this.
183
00:08:13,713 --> 00:08:15,832
- Has she left the house?
- No.
184
00:08:15,833 --> 00:08:18,552
Pretty much just holes up in my room.
185
00:08:18,553 --> 00:08:21,632
- Good appetite or...?
- Well, you know, it's not too bad.
186
00:08:21,633 --> 00:08:23,392
She doesn't leave anything on her plate.
187
00:08:23,393 --> 00:08:24,433
Right.
188
00:08:24,434 --> 00:08:26,832
- She loves soup.
- Does she?
189
00:08:26,833 --> 00:08:29,272
Does she ever change clothes?
Many outfits, or...?
190
00:08:29,273 --> 00:08:32,712
She hasn't been home so, you know,
she only came in the one outfit.
191
00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,552
- She mainly just wears my shirts.
- Ha-hah.
192
00:08:34,553 --> 00:08:35,872
She looks great.
193
00:08:35,873 --> 00:08:38,352
- How does she smell?
- Normal.
194
00:08:38,353 --> 00:08:40,752
How did she smell on the first night?
195
00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:42,712
I can't recall.
196
00:08:42,713 --> 00:08:44,992
I don't quite know how
to say this to you,
197
00:08:44,993 --> 00:08:49,912
but... it sounds a bit to me like
you've taken in a homeless woman.
198
00:08:49,913 --> 00:08:52,192
No.
199
00:08:52,193 --> 00:08:55,952
Think about it, she doesn't leave
because she's got nowhere else to go.
200
00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:58,712
She's got a fridge full
of food, daytime TV.
201
00:08:58,713 --> 00:09:00,792
She's wearing your stuff.
202
00:09:00,793 --> 00:09:03,072
You said this never happens.
Of course it never happens.
203
00:09:03,073 --> 00:09:06,312
There's a reason for it. Back
streets, you didn't know the way.
204
00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:07,872
She had leaves in her hair!
205
00:09:07,873 --> 00:09:10,032
But I met her on Tinder,
she had a phone.
206
00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:12,272
Yeah, she's homeless,
she's not phoneless.
207
00:09:12,273 --> 00:09:15,592
Prepaid plan, 10 bucks a month,
five nights accommodation.
208
00:09:15,593 --> 00:09:17,992
- That's not a bad deal.
- Oh, shit!
209
00:09:17,993 --> 00:09:21,552
Come to think of it, she's always
commenting on how soft my bed is.
210
00:09:21,553 --> 00:09:23,472
- How soft YOUR bed is?
- Yes.
211
00:09:23,473 --> 00:09:25,072
- The one I bought with you?
- Mmm.
212
00:09:25,073 --> 00:09:28,312
Mate, there's one thing firmer
than that mattress, and that is...
213
00:09:28,313 --> 00:09:30,512
- Concrete.
- Probably what she's used to.
214
00:09:30,513 --> 00:09:31,832
Oh, shit!
215
00:09:31,833 --> 00:09:33,872
- She sleep on the floor?
- Yes, all the time.
216
00:09:33,873 --> 00:09:35,112
- Checkmate.
- Oh, God.
217
00:09:35,113 --> 00:09:37,432
- I'm having an anxiety attack.
- It's alright. Hey, it's alright.
218
00:09:37,433 --> 00:09:38,952
Hey, hey, hey, Stokes, Stokes.
219
00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,632
- What?
- Here's what we're gonna do.
220
00:09:40,633 --> 00:09:42,912
Tonight after the shift,
I'll come back with you,
221
00:09:42,913 --> 00:09:46,312
I'll take care of it for you,
I'll get her out of there.
222
00:09:50,553 --> 00:09:53,272
Maybe on the weekend we'll get
a new mattress for you too.
223
00:09:53,273 --> 00:09:54,632
Yeah.
224
00:09:54,633 --> 00:09:57,192
Surveillance
pushing further east.
225
00:09:57,193 --> 00:10:00,793
- Copy that. Um, travelling.
- Affirmative.
226
00:10:04,673 --> 00:10:06,472
Darling.
227
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,152
What now?
228
00:10:08,153 --> 00:10:13,072
I just want to say, if they get
sexual, just... look away.
229
00:10:13,073 --> 00:10:16,272
Don't put yourself through it, okay?
Just look away.
230
00:10:16,273 --> 00:10:19,112
It's not going to get sexual, darling.
231
00:10:19,113 --> 00:10:20,992
I don't think it's that type of thing.
232
00:10:20,993 --> 00:10:23,392
- But, okay, yep.
- I don't want you to get upset.
233
00:10:23,393 --> 00:10:25,272
And if it ends up getting sexual...
234
00:10:25,273 --> 00:10:28,113
In the unlikely event that it
gets sexual, I will look away.
235
00:10:31,233 --> 00:10:33,073
And likewise.
236
00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:35,752
Likewise?
237
00:10:35,753 --> 00:10:37,912
Likewise, if it gets sexual with me,
238
00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:40,992
then I'd probably prefer
you to look away as well.
239
00:10:44,593 --> 00:10:46,152
What's so funny about that?
240
00:10:46,153 --> 00:10:49,232
Really, darling, I don't think
there's any threat of that.
241
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:51,632
- I think you're safe.
- Oh, really?
242
00:10:51,633 --> 00:10:54,672
Why? Is that because I'm disgusting?
That's really lovely.
243
00:10:54,673 --> 00:10:56,232
That's... that's great. Thanks, darling.
244
00:10:56,233 --> 00:10:58,072
Darling, I'm just saying
I think you're safe.
245
00:10:58,073 --> 00:11:00,432
- I think you're gonna be okay.
- Because you know them?
246
00:11:00,433 --> 00:11:03,192
You know their preferences, you know
what they're into, do you, darling?
247
00:11:03,193 --> 00:11:05,752
Darling, I think if I
was a betting woman,
248
00:11:05,753 --> 00:11:09,152
I would be betting on me
rather than you, okay?
249
00:11:09,153 --> 00:11:13,152
Okay, Elizabeth, uh, no
offence, but I'm gonna say it.
250
00:11:13,153 --> 00:11:15,392
This is a little bit homophobic,
what you're saying now.
251
00:11:15,393 --> 00:11:18,432
- I am the furthest from homophobic.
- I was gonna go with narrow-minded.
252
00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:20,672
I don't know, I don't know. It's 2016.
253
00:11:20,673 --> 00:11:23,232
- I know what year it is, darling.
- Elizabeth, I'm work...
254
00:11:23,233 --> 00:11:26,192
Stephen from work just went to
New York and married a man.
255
00:11:26,193 --> 00:11:27,512
What has that got to do...
256
00:11:27,513 --> 00:11:31,152
What it's got to do with it is that
the world is a different place now
257
00:11:31,153 --> 00:11:34,152
and anything can happen, and for
you to jump to a conclusion
258
00:11:34,153 --> 00:11:38,792
that there are two straight men in
that room who wanna have sex with you
259
00:11:38,793 --> 00:11:42,832
is a conclusion that is very
1950s, that's all I'm saying.
260
00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:45,232
19... Really, darling?
Darling, I hope they come.
261
00:11:45,233 --> 00:11:47,072
Get your head
out of the last century.
262
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,552
I hope they come down
263
00:11:48,553 --> 00:11:51,352
and they give you what you
want, darling, I really do.
264
00:11:51,353 --> 00:11:53,712
- And I will not look away.
- Good.
265
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,512
- I will be absolutely present.
- Neither will I.
266
00:11:55,513 --> 00:11:56,992
- Great.
- Enjoy. Have fun.
267
00:11:56,993 --> 00:11:59,952
- Kidnappers! Kidnappers!
- Oh! Can you please... Stop it.
268
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,632
- Excuse me!
- Stop it.
269
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:04,072
- Elizabeth, shut up.
- Bernie wants to ask you something!
270
00:12:04,073 --> 00:12:06,192
- Oh, I don't want to ask anything!
- He does!
271
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,872
- I don't!
- Keep it down!
272
00:12:08,873 --> 00:12:10,993
- That's fine.
- That's your last warning!
273
00:12:12,113 --> 00:12:13,673
Can you shut up, please?
274
00:12:15,033 --> 00:12:19,432
Unidentified vehicle
on nearby street. Probably nothing.
275
00:12:19,433 --> 00:12:21,312
Stand-by, we'll call you back.
276
00:12:21,313 --> 00:12:23,872
- Why is it being filmed, you know?
- Yeah.
277
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,632
And where's the team-mate saying,
278
00:12:25,633 --> 00:12:29,232
"Hey, Jarred," you know, "get
your dick out of the eel"?
279
00:12:29,233 --> 00:12:31,713
I don't... It's just...
280
00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:41,832
- It's Beau's.
- The stool in the boot?
281
00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:45,032
- It's Beau's poo.
- How can that be?
282
00:12:45,033 --> 00:12:46,872
Wow.
283
00:12:46,873 --> 00:12:49,992
- Maybe he's trying to set Lachy up.
- Maybe.
284
00:12:49,993 --> 00:12:55,353
Beau does do his business, you know,
number twos with the door open.
285
00:12:56,553 --> 00:12:59,472
- Is that a clue?
- I don't know.
286
00:12:59,473 --> 00:13:03,512
I-I don't think so. I think it's very
refreshing, I think it's very open.
287
00:13:03,513 --> 00:13:06,512
You know, he's got nothing to hide,
doesn't need to shut the door.
288
00:13:06,513 --> 00:13:09,033
Sure. Sure.
289
00:13:10,313 --> 00:13:13,312
Maybe it was Lachy, though.
290
00:13:13,313 --> 00:13:19,192
Maybe he somehow, I don't know, got
Beau's... waste
291
00:13:19,193 --> 00:13:21,272
and put it in the boot.
292
00:13:21,273 --> 00:13:24,992
Oh, okay, so you're saying
that Lachy, my son...
293
00:13:24,993 --> 00:13:25,993
Yeah.
294
00:13:25,994 --> 00:13:28,912
has somehow managed to, I don't know...
295
00:13:28,913 --> 00:13:32,872
he made a contraption
that's captured Beau's poo
296
00:13:32,873 --> 00:13:35,872
or, what, he's gone in there
and fished it out himself
297
00:13:35,873 --> 00:13:38,072
and he's put it in the boot,
298
00:13:38,073 --> 00:13:42,992
all the while knowing that I will
probably take a sample of that,
299
00:13:42,993 --> 00:13:47,992
run it down to the lab, find
that it actually is Beau's poo,
300
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:52,152
and then I'll be thinking, "Beau
is trying to set Lachy up"?
301
00:13:52,153 --> 00:13:54,672
That... that's what you think happened?
302
00:13:54,673 --> 00:13:57,752
Sorry, yeah. It was...
it was just a theory.
303
00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:00,073
Now that I've said that out loud...
304
00:14:01,353 --> 00:14:04,512
I am thinking that that is
possibly what's happened,
305
00:14:04,513 --> 00:14:08,552
and I've got Lachy's
name ringing in my ears.
306
00:14:08,553 --> 00:14:09,832
Yeah.
307
00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:13,032
I mean, if he submitted that
as a project at school...
308
00:14:13,033 --> 00:14:16,272
I mean, I'm not condoning it, but
what I'm saying is a lot of...
309
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,752
Yeah, it's clever, yeah.
310
00:14:18,753 --> 00:14:20,393
He's clever.
311
00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:24,392
In breaking news,
312
00:14:24,393 --> 00:14:27,952
the eel at the centre of the
Burrows sex scandal has died.
313
00:14:27,953 --> 00:14:30,272
Stay with us now for a
Robert Palmer double play.
314
00:14:30,273 --> 00:14:32,032
Needed to know that.
315
00:14:32,033 --> 00:14:33,993
- Not a surprise.
- Fail, eh?
316
00:14:35,513 --> 00:14:37,592
- So where we you...
- Oh, here we go.
317
00:14:37,593 --> 00:14:39,072
when Robert Palmer died?
318
00:14:39,073 --> 00:14:40,752
Robert Palmer's dead?
319
00:14:40,753 --> 00:14:42,512
- What, you didn't know?
- No!
320
00:14:42,513 --> 00:14:44,792
Oh, I'm sorry. You okay?
321
00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:48,992
- When did this happen?
- Like, ages ago. Over a decade. 2003.
322
00:14:48,993 --> 00:14:50,792
- You're kidding?!
- I'm not kidding.
323
00:14:50,793 --> 00:14:52,672
- Robert Palmer, the singer?
- Dead. The singer.
324
00:14:52,673 --> 00:14:54,992
- 'Addicted to Love'. 'Heavy Nova'.
- 'Simply Irresistible'.
325
00:14:54,993 --> 00:14:57,072
- Definitely dead?
- Dead. Paris.
326
00:14:57,073 --> 00:14:58,432
- How did he die?
- Heart attack.
327
00:14:58,433 --> 00:15:00,592
- Paris?
- Dead. Deceased.
328
00:15:00,593 --> 00:15:02,792
- How did I not know that?
- I don't know.
329
00:15:02,793 --> 00:15:04,272
Hang on.
330
00:15:04,273 --> 00:15:06,352
Uh, car 72. Come in, over.
331
00:15:06,353 --> 00:15:08,792
Car 72, copy that. Carol here.
332
00:15:08,793 --> 00:15:12,753
Um, Robert Palmer, do
you think he's alive or dead?
333
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:15,592
Alive.
334
00:15:15,593 --> 00:15:17,392
Apparently he's not.
Apparently he's dead.
335
00:15:17,393 --> 00:15:20,312
April, did you know that
Robert Palmer's dead?
336
00:15:20,313 --> 00:15:22,232
Nuh.
337
00:15:22,233 --> 00:15:24,152
It was a great album, though, wasn't it?
338
00:15:24,153 --> 00:15:26,312
- Oh, yeah, good film clips.
- Oh, hot.
339
00:15:26,313 --> 00:15:28,352
'Simply Irresistible',
that's one of my favourites.
340
00:15:28,353 --> 00:15:31,712
- Oh, yes!
- Just did myself some serious damage.
341
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,312
- Did you?
- I did.
342
00:15:33,313 --> 00:15:36,592
You know, I remember at 2 minutes
15, that was a highlight for me.
343
00:15:36,593 --> 00:15:38,992
- Oh, that was the moment for you?
- Yeah, it's, uh...
344
00:15:38,993 --> 00:15:40,632
- Did you pause it?
- Mmmm.
345
00:15:40,633 --> 00:15:43,992
And sometimes to mix it up,
I'd also stop at 3:43.
346
00:15:43,993 --> 00:15:45,912
That was another highlight, just...
347
00:15:45,913 --> 00:15:48,072
You know the way they're...
I just love that.
348
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:51,272
- They were just...
- Bored, thinking, "I hate you."
349
00:15:51,273 --> 00:15:53,592
- Yeah, sort of vague contempt.
- Yeah.
350
00:15:53,593 --> 00:15:55,232
Not that they know who you are.
351
00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:58,632
Listless nothingness, like
the shark eyes, just dead.
352
00:15:58,633 --> 00:16:00,472
- You like that, don't you?
- Yeah. Yeah.
353
00:16:00,473 --> 00:16:02,432
You've got that now. Do that.
354
00:16:02,433 --> 00:16:04,792
That's it, that's just like them.
355
00:16:04,793 --> 00:16:07,872
But, mmm, that kind of
stuff really turns me on.
356
00:16:07,873 --> 00:16:11,552
I just wanted to crack it and make
it smile, make them want me a bit,
357
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:14,552
but, you know, they didn't... they
didn't... they didn't reciprocate.
358
00:16:14,553 --> 00:16:17,952
- You've got a type, don't you?
- Yeah. Yeah.
359
00:16:17,953 --> 00:16:19,433
Yeah.
360
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,833
- Vehicle's rego cleared.
- Copy. Out.
361
00:16:27,033 --> 00:16:30,112
Do you like being a kidnapper, eh?
362
00:16:30,113 --> 00:16:31,792
You've done this before, haven't you?
363
00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:33,392
I've done a lot of stuff, yeah.
364
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:36,833
- What did you do before kidnapping?
- Bit of standover work.
365
00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:40,032
Security at a brothel.
366
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,672
- You worked at a brothel?
- Yeah.
367
00:16:41,673 --> 00:16:43,672
Did you get to, like,
you know, touch 'em?
368
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:46,472
- Of course you do. You got to.
- Really?
369
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:49,112
If you don't touch
them, you offend them.
370
00:16:49,113 --> 00:16:50,313
Why?
371
00:16:50,314 --> 00:16:52,592
That's their job, that's what they do.
They get touched.
372
00:16:52,593 --> 00:16:54,192
You go around not touching them,
373
00:16:54,193 --> 00:16:56,752
they'd feel a bit weird, like,
not good enough or something.
374
00:16:56,753 --> 00:16:58,672
- Were any of them, like, hot?
- Oh, yeah.
375
00:16:58,673 --> 00:17:00,393
Julia Roberts 'Pretty Woman' hot?
376
00:17:01,513 --> 00:17:03,272
- Yeah.
- Wow.
377
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,632
I mean, not all of them are hot but...
378
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:11,592
Well, there was one that wasn't
hot at all, 70-year-old Nancy.
379
00:17:11,593 --> 00:17:14,752
I mean, some blokes are into that
kind of stuff. I'm not into it.
380
00:17:14,753 --> 00:17:17,072
But I tell you what,
she changed my life.
381
00:17:17,073 --> 00:17:21,952
I was in a... I was in a loveless
marriage for a long time.
382
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,872
- Yeah.
- You know?
383
00:17:23,873 --> 00:17:27,792
Lost the spark, we didn't
touch each other anymore.
384
00:17:27,793 --> 00:17:29,713
And Nancy took me in one day...
385
00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:34,632
She said, "Look, I've
got thousands of tricks"
386
00:17:34,633 --> 00:17:37,992
"that I've accumulated over
the course of these decades.
387
00:17:37,993 --> 00:17:42,032
"Well, I can teach them to you.
I'm a wealth of knowledge."
388
00:17:42,033 --> 00:17:44,352
"Take them home to your
wife, and who knows?"
389
00:17:44,353 --> 00:17:46,512
"It might just fix your marriage."
390
00:17:46,513 --> 00:17:49,352
I was a bit sceptical, of
course, I was like, well...
391
00:17:49,353 --> 00:17:53,232
You know, little by little I
tried these moves on the missus,
392
00:17:53,233 --> 00:17:56,992
and I'd just see the spark that
fucking came up in her eye.
393
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,512
You know?
394
00:17:58,513 --> 00:18:00,792
You see, I was giving her
this attention, mate,
395
00:18:00,793 --> 00:18:03,272
and I was fucking feeling
like a champion, mate,
396
00:18:03,273 --> 00:18:04,752
feeling like a champion.
397
00:18:04,753 --> 00:18:09,632
And so I'd go back and, you know, get
some more moves off the old lady,
398
00:18:09,633 --> 00:18:13,112
and sooner or later, this
marriage just blossomed,
399
00:18:13,113 --> 00:18:15,672
completely blossomed, mate, you know.
400
00:18:15,673 --> 00:18:19,912
Sitting there one day and
looking each other in the eye
401
00:18:19,913 --> 00:18:22,352
and simultaneously fucking came.
402
00:18:22,353 --> 00:18:23,992
Never done that before.
403
00:18:23,993 --> 00:18:25,713
Both tears fucking...
404
00:18:27,153 --> 00:18:29,912
Fucking beaming, mate,
happiest day of our life.
405
00:18:29,913 --> 00:18:31,672
Happiest day of our life.
406
00:18:31,673 --> 00:18:33,272
Did you tell your wife about this?
407
00:18:33,273 --> 00:18:36,432
I don't need to tell my
wife about Nancy, mate.
408
00:18:36,433 --> 00:18:39,392
If I tell my wife that I've been
fucking a 70-year-old prostitute,
409
00:18:39,393 --> 00:18:41,752
she's not gonna be
happy anymore, is she?
410
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:44,072
You're right, so Nancy
saved your marriage.
411
00:18:44,073 --> 00:18:45,273
Yeah.
412
00:18:45,274 --> 00:18:47,592
Yeah. Then she died.
413
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:50,352
- What, your wife?
- No, Nancy.
414
00:18:50,353 --> 00:18:52,072
Oh.
415
00:18:52,073 --> 00:18:53,952
Divorced my wife.
416
00:18:53,953 --> 00:18:56,353
Ran out of tricks.
417
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,832
Car 72, please report.
418
00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:05,553
Car 72, no activity.
419
00:19:08,953 --> 00:19:11,312
So, he gives me my change.
420
00:19:11,313 --> 00:19:13,672
There's a $10 note, $5
note and some coins.
421
00:19:13,673 --> 00:19:15,952
How do you think he puts it in my hand?
422
00:19:15,953 --> 00:19:18,752
Um, mmm, I guess notes, then coins.
423
00:19:18,753 --> 00:19:20,872
- Notes THEN coins.
- Yeah.
424
00:19:20,873 --> 00:19:24,152
Oops, the coins slippy-slidey,
fall down the thing.
425
00:19:24,153 --> 00:19:26,232
- I see where you're going with this.
- Yeah. Yeah.
426
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,472
- How hard is it? Coins then notes.
- Yep.
427
00:19:28,473 --> 00:19:30,512
- COINS then notes.
- Coins, mmm.
428
00:19:30,513 --> 00:19:32,392
Like, you've got a
pouch there for coins,
429
00:19:32,393 --> 00:19:34,032
you've got a claw there for notes.
430
00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:36,552
- Pouch. Claw. Pouch. Claw.
- Coins. Pouch. Coins.
431
00:19:36,553 --> 00:19:40,432
- Pouch. Claw. Pouch. Claw.
- That was built for it.
432
00:19:40,433 --> 00:19:42,752
Oh, mate, if you designed a
machine to receive change,
433
00:19:42,753 --> 00:19:44,392
it would look just like a hand.
434
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:45,912
Ngoh-ohh. Gah-ohh.
435
00:19:45,913 --> 00:19:48,672
We're the only country in the
world who does it like that.
436
00:19:48,673 --> 00:19:51,712
Everywhere else in the world that
I've travelled, coins then notes.
437
00:19:51,713 --> 00:19:54,192
Only here, notes, ee-ah-ung, coins.
438
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,752
Did you know that? We're
the only country.
439
00:19:56,753 --> 00:19:59,152
- Yes, I did.
- How'd you know that?
440
00:19:59,153 --> 00:20:01,552
Because you've told me
this entire story before.
441
00:20:01,553 --> 00:20:04,192
You went to the service station,
you bought a sausage roll,
442
00:20:04,193 --> 00:20:07,032
the guy gave you a tenner,
a fiver and some coins,
443
00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:09,312
and the coins slipped down
into the chewie container.
444
00:20:09,313 --> 00:20:11,432
Why didn't you stop me if
I've already told you?
445
00:20:11,433 --> 00:20:13,712
Because I didn't realise
until you got to the end
446
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,392
about being in a different country.
447
00:20:15,393 --> 00:20:18,152
We need new things to talk about.
This is happening way too often.
448
00:20:18,153 --> 00:20:20,152
Yeah, it certainly is.
449
00:20:20,153 --> 00:20:23,072
Like your jet ski story, I've
heard that about 15 times.
450
00:20:23,073 --> 00:20:25,232
- Oh, that's a good one.
- Not really.
451
00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:27,512
- You wanna hear it again?
- Nup.
452
00:20:27,513 --> 00:20:29,552
Righto.
453
00:20:29,553 --> 00:20:33,592
Moving units
towards city. Car 22, okay?
454
00:20:33,593 --> 00:20:36,472
Moving units, copy. Out.
455
00:20:36,473 --> 00:20:38,192
Ooh!
456
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:41,352
- I've got a hearing to be, um...
- What for?
457
00:20:41,353 --> 00:20:44,192
To be reinstated into the active duty.
458
00:20:44,193 --> 00:20:45,193
Shhh!
459
00:20:45,194 --> 00:20:46,872
Allegations
of sexual misconduct...
460
00:20:46,873 --> 00:20:48,792
Alright, we just want a quick apology,
461
00:20:48,793 --> 00:20:51,512
make a donation to the RSPCA
and we'll all move on.
462
00:20:51,513 --> 00:20:53,952
I take full responsibility
463
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,872
for my actions of last Saturday evening,
464
00:20:56,873 --> 00:21:01,552
and apologise unreservedly
to all involved.
465
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:04,512
- Wait for it.
- Words can't express how awful I...
466
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,952
- Wait for what?
- Mental illness.
467
00:21:06,953 --> 00:21:09,552
felt at learning that the fire
eel from the aquarium tank...
468
00:21:09,553 --> 00:21:11,952
Is he crying already? It
sounds like he's gonna cry.
469
00:21:11,953 --> 00:21:13,952
You'd expect more from a big footballer.
470
00:21:13,953 --> 00:21:15,792
This is something
that I'd actually...
471
00:21:15,793 --> 00:21:18,112
- Look at him, he's like actually...
- Mental illness.
472
00:21:18,113 --> 00:21:20,872
- He looks actually like...
- Mental illness.
473
00:21:20,873 --> 00:21:23,032
cause any more damage
to this great club,
474
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:26,072
and that is why I'm standing down
from next week's grand final.
475
00:21:26,073 --> 00:21:27,753
Oh, fuck!
476
00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:32,632
That... that's us who
suffer, the supporters.
477
00:21:32,633 --> 00:21:34,112
- Your team.
- My team!
478
00:21:34,113 --> 00:21:35,592
Oh, God, that's bad.
479
00:21:35,593 --> 00:21:37,072
I have a problem with alcohol.
480
00:21:37,073 --> 00:21:38,552
- That's... Mmm.
- Oh, do you?
481
00:21:38,553 --> 00:21:42,152
Or do the marine life in your area
have a problem with your alcohol?
482
00:21:42,153 --> 00:21:44,352
Hah, he sleeps with the fishes.
483
00:21:44,353 --> 00:21:46,512
dealing with the
pressure of the modern game.
484
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:49,192
Mental illness. Mental illness.
Depression. Mental illness.
485
00:21:49,193 --> 00:21:51,632
Here it comes. Mental illness,
mental illness, mental illness!
486
00:21:51,633 --> 00:21:54,552
I've battled depression
my entire career.
487
00:21:54,553 --> 00:21:57,152
They've gotta do it, mate.
488
00:21:57,153 --> 00:21:59,832
Look, you know, I had no idea
about that. You poor fella.
489
00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:02,232
You had no idea, he had no
idea until this morning
490
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:04,592
when they told him to say
it in his press conference.
491
00:22:04,593 --> 00:22:07,392
Well, it's not depression.
You fucked an eel, mate.
492
00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:09,712
- I'd like to...
- Sorry.
493
00:22:09,713 --> 00:22:12,992
I mean, what about his mate?
Mate who filmed it.
494
00:22:12,993 --> 00:22:15,633
That's fucking mental illness.
495
00:22:16,713 --> 00:22:20,072
Well, that's it, I'm... I'm not
even gonna watch the grand final.
496
00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:21,672
Yeah, me neither.
497
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,553
Yeah, but you were never gonna watch it.
498
00:22:24,713 --> 00:22:28,592
Please, don't confuse your
apathy towards sports
499
00:22:28,593 --> 00:22:31,232
with the sacrifice I will be making.
500
00:22:31,233 --> 00:22:32,713
Alright. Sorry.
501
00:22:34,993 --> 00:22:36,752
Fuck you, Burrows!
502
00:22:36,753 --> 00:22:38,912
- You right, Lee?!
- Sorry.
503
00:22:38,913 --> 00:22:40,392
Walking here!
504
00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:43,392
Once again, we suffer, the fans suffer.
505
00:22:43,393 --> 00:22:44,872
Mmm, and the eel.
506
00:22:44,873 --> 00:22:46,832
Well, I mean but after
that, the fans suffer,
507
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,592
even more so because of the eel.
508
00:22:48,593 --> 00:22:51,112
The eel suffered more
than the fans ever could.
509
00:22:51,113 --> 00:22:54,552
You know, if the eel was not in the
right place at the right time,
510
00:22:54,553 --> 00:22:56,193
the fans wouldn't suffer.
511
00:22:59,953 --> 00:23:02,672
You sure you don't want
to hear the jet ski story?
512
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:04,752
I feel like you're
gonna say it anyway.
513
00:23:04,753 --> 00:23:07,792
Okay, so I'm
jet-skiing in tropical Fiji...
514
00:23:07,793 --> 00:23:09,992
- No, you were in Bali.
- Was I?
515
00:23:09,993 --> 00:23:12,112
- Yes, you were in Bali.
- Oh, right.
516
00:23:12,113 --> 00:23:15,232
Anyway, they gave me a
ladies jet ski, right?
41530
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof