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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,000 ======================= Credits: impaired963 (?) Found somewhere on the web by truc1979@laposte.net ======================= 2 00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:43,600 You going somewhere? 3 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:49,790 Yeah, I gotta get up early in the morning. 4 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:53,990 You don't wanna stay the night? 5 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:57,490 John, can you help me zip this up? 6 00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:18,350 My name is David. 7 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:28,740 It's nothing....personal. You're a decent guy. 8 00:18:31,390 --> 00:18:34,010 I'll let myself out. 9 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,850 Hey, what up dude? 10 00:18:57,850 --> 00:19:00,330 What happened to that hottie you brought here last night? 11 00:19:00,330 --> 00:19:01,970 The usual. 12 00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:04,060 Yeah, she left. 13 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,090 Nailed and bailed, huh? 14 00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:07,240 Yeah. 15 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,740 God, you're such a pig! 16 00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:12,230 Whatever. You just don't get it. 17 00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:14,330 I'm just happy for the guy. 18 00:19:14,330 --> 00:19:16,740 Yeah right. Good one. 19 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,600 She didn't even know my name. 20 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,890 Remember when I used to wake up next to chicks and not know their name? 21 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:25,390 Sometimes you forget my name. 22 00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:28,340 Of course you didn't stay the night. 23 00:19:29,010 --> 00:19:30,030 Yeah. 24 00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:30,940 Exactly. 25 00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:33,190 So what are you bitching about? 26 00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:34,820 Cause I'm sick of these one night stands! 27 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:38,320 How often is this going to happen? 28 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,850 This eternal spiral I keep going down. 29 00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:43,870 I wanna girl I can actually hang out with. 30 00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:46,680 A girl I can play video games with. 31 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,730 You don't even play video games. 32 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:52,230 Yeah Vickie. That's besides the point. 33 00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:54,970 I guess... 34 00:19:55,330 --> 00:19:58,470 I guess it's not really Maggie, but... 35 00:19:58,470 --> 00:20:01,970 I guess, I'm not really out there looking for "the one". 36 00:20:01,970 --> 00:20:05,470 Uhh, uhh, I guess I'm looking, but... 37 00:20:05,650 --> 00:20:08,400 I'm not...not really expecting to find her. 38 00:20:10,090 --> 00:20:14,180 Well, maybe if you stopped looking in dive bars! 39 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:17,090 Well, it's the only place I'm comfortable talking to girls. 40 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,000 You get a few drinks in me and I,.... 41 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:23,280 ..loosen up. I'm never going to see them again, so I'm not gonna mess it up. 42 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,410 You know it....? 43 00:20:26,410 --> 00:20:29,720 When it comes to a girl you really wanna... 44 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:33,220 ...spend time with its like... 45 00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:34,540 ...something different. 46 00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:39,050 You know what it is? I freeze up. I get nervous. 47 00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:42,930 I start sweating. I'm afraid I'm gonna do the wrong thing; say the wrong thing. 48 00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:44,950 ...make the whole thing awkward. Just ruin the moment. 49 00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:47,180 Epic fail, bro! Epic fail. 50 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:50,680 You just gotta get out of that comfort zone your in, man. 51 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:51,660 Get out of my comfort zone? 52 00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:52,130 Yeah. 53 00:20:52,130 --> 00:20:54,580 This coming from a guy who hasn't put on a pair of pants in 2 months. 54 00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:57,790 Shut up! You don't even know how hard it is to live this lifestyle. 55 00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,010 Oh my god, I'm sure it's so difficult. 56 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:03,030 I'm sure it'd be a lot more difficult if you didn't have a bunch of rich dead relatives. 57 00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,850 Hey! 58 00:21:04,850 --> 00:21:07,530 Just because he's willfully unemployed... 59 00:21:07,530 --> 00:21:09,770 ...does not mean he doesn't work hard. 60 00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:12,030 He's dating me. 61 00:21:12,030 --> 00:21:14,150 Damn straight! 62 00:21:16,570 --> 00:21:19,880 We're gonna find you a girl, David. 63 00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:25,010 Don't strain yourself. 64 00:21:48,330 --> 00:21:49,000 Hey. 65 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:49,860 Hey. 66 00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:52,030 What about the neighbor? 67 00:21:52,030 --> 00:21:55,470 You know the one with the cute dog. The one that David has a crush on? 68 00:21:55,470 --> 00:21:56,550 I'm right here. 69 00:21:56,550 --> 00:22:00,020 Oh, wait, not the dog...the girl. 70 00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:01,450 Thanks for pointing that out. 71 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:02,490 I got that. 72 00:22:02,490 --> 00:22:05,260 Never mind. Hey David... 73 00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:06,090 Hmmm? 74 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:09,590 Will you get..uh...will you go get the newspaper? 75 00:22:09,590 --> 00:22:11,470 Will you go get the newspaper? 76 00:22:11,470 --> 00:22:13,490 Cause, I don't want to miss this level. 77 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:17,290 It's level 30, and we're gonna get wings. Will you go get it? 78 00:22:17,290 --> 00:22:20,790 Oh! Fine. 79 00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:24,290 Anything else? 80 00:22:24,290 --> 00:22:25,720 The paper. 81 00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:45,480 Boz. Boz, where are you? 82 00:22:46,770 --> 00:22:48,450 Hi! 83 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:50,480 Hi. 84 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:56,220 Boz. Walking your dog, huh? 85 00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:57,930 More like he's walking me. 86 00:22:57,930 --> 00:22:59,380 Hi. I'm Jen. 87 00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:00,960 I'm John... 88 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:04,230 ...Uh, I'm David. My name's David. 89 00:23:04,230 --> 00:23:05,930 Great. 90 00:23:06,630 --> 00:23:08,600 Guess I'll see you around then, David. 91 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:12,100 Yeah! See you. See you around. 92 00:23:14,110 --> 00:23:15,600 I'm John!?! 93 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,400 What the hell is wrong with me? 94 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,970 Hey Meg. I was just thinking about calling you. 95 00:23:47,970 --> 00:23:50,770 Oh my god! Me too! 96 00:23:50,770 --> 00:23:53,890 And then I did, because I know exactly what you need right now. 97 00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:55,430 Retail therapy! 98 00:23:55,430 --> 00:23:56,970 I'm not going shopping. 99 00:23:56,970 --> 00:24:02,140 Why not? I thought you said you moved to LA to stop moping around and get on with your life. 100 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:05,640 That and to be close to me and my AWESOMENESS! 101 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,620 And the whole moving on thing too. 102 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,450 Whatever. So you ready? You wanna go? 103 00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:12,220 I have too much unpacking to do. 104 00:24:12,220 --> 00:24:15,230 Then don't. Fill your closets with new stuff. 105 00:24:15,230 --> 00:24:18,190 Come on. It will be good for you to get out and meet other people. 106 00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:19,870 I just talked to someone. 107 00:24:19,870 --> 00:24:22,080 A neighbor. We had a perfectly normal conversation. 108 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:25,260 Perfectly normal. So there's nothing to worry about. 109 00:24:25,260 --> 00:24:28,130 OK. Seriously, Jen, you need new clothes. 110 00:24:28,130 --> 00:24:29,460 I didn't want to be mean about it. 111 00:24:29,460 --> 00:24:32,120 But your stuff is from like, eons ago. 112 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:34,110 It's kind of getting embarrassing. 113 00:24:34,110 --> 00:24:37,610 Have you seriously not been shopping since you've been single? 114 00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:39,360 Fine. I'll go. 115 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,350 Great. OK if Audrey comes too? 116 00:24:41,350 --> 00:24:43,730 Sure. Awesome. See you in a bit. 117 00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:50,850 [Doorbell. Knocking] 118 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:57,950 Hey girl. You ready to go yet? 119 00:24:57,950 --> 00:25:01,450 We just got off the phone? 120 00:25:02,630 --> 00:25:04,950 I'll go get my shoes. 121 00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:10,960 She must think the world waits for her. 122 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,460 Some people can be so inconsiderate. 123 00:25:15,650 --> 00:25:17,960 Hey doggie. 124 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,110 Ready to go? 125 00:25:24,110 --> 00:25:28,470 Jen. This is way to close to pastels... 126 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,490 These were on their way out 5 minutes ago. 127 00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:35,570 No one wears this blend of cotton and rayon anymore. 128 00:25:35,570 --> 00:25:37,190 They just don't. 129 00:25:37,580 --> 00:25:39,080 Come on let's go. 130 00:25:55,210 --> 00:25:57,190 Do you see me in your cross hairs? 131 00:25:57,190 --> 00:25:58,940 Not right now. 132 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,350 What are you doing out here little buddy? 133 00:26:18,820 --> 00:26:19,850 Look at you. 134 00:26:27,810 --> 00:26:29,610 Let's go inside. 135 00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:34,190 Stop! 136 00:26:36,410 --> 00:26:37,690 Check it out! 137 00:26:37,690 --> 00:26:39,860 Look what I found in the backyard. 138 00:26:39,860 --> 00:26:43,360 Oh, it's a puppy! Let me see 'im! 139 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,420 Hi! 140 00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:48,540 What an angel! 141 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:50,300 Seriously? 142 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,790 Get back over here. We're almost at the next save point. 143 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,290 I love you! 144 00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,790 What's his name? 145 00:26:59,790 --> 00:27:01,420 His name is Boz. 146 00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:03,250 Hi Boz. 147 00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:05,470 Hey this is that girl's dog, huh? 148 00:27:05,470 --> 00:27:06,490 Mmm hmm. 149 00:27:06,490 --> 00:27:08,250 Come on. Come on. Get back in the game. 150 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:10,230 ...Not going to wait all day. 151 00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:12,910 Oh, I love you. Isn't he cute? Isn't he sweet? 152 00:27:12,910 --> 00:27:14,340 Ah, come on. 153 00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:15,070 What, you...? 154 00:27:15,350 --> 00:27:16,160 Isn't he sweet? 155 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,710 You really think this thing is cute? 156 00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:21,680 My ovaries are just throbbing. I love him so much. 157 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,710 OK. It's time to go buddy. 158 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:25,930 Hey. Wait a minute man. 159 00:27:25,930 --> 00:27:27,720 You know what you can do? 160 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:28,940 What's that? 161 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:31,380 You want to get to know that girl right? 162 00:27:31,380 --> 00:27:32,110 Yeah. 163 00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:33,190 Well. 164 00:27:33,190 --> 00:27:35,400 Instead of bringing this guy back right away... 165 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,460 How 'bout you keep him, and offer to help her find him? 166 00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:39,710 Wow, that is terrible! 167 00:27:39,710 --> 00:27:43,960 That way when you give him back in a few days...you're a hero! 168 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,150 That is terrible! 169 00:27:46,330 --> 00:27:48,720 That's one of the worst ideas I've ever heard! 170 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,310 I don't know about that. 171 00:27:50,310 --> 00:27:53,810 Remember peanut butter chili fries? 172 00:27:53,810 --> 00:27:55,610 No, dude, no. 173 00:27:55,610 --> 00:27:57,860 Come here. Bye baby. 174 00:27:57,860 --> 00:27:59,480 See you later. 175 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,320 Get away from these crazies, huh? 176 00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:05,820 Huh. Peanut butter chili fries were pretty bad. 177 00:28:41,810 --> 00:28:43,980 Looks like you're going to be staying with me tonight. 178 00:28:43,980 --> 00:28:46,350 At least for a little while. 179 00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:49,850 Don't look all excited or anything. 180 00:28:50,510 --> 00:28:52,280 Let's go. 181 00:28:58,020 --> 00:29:00,530 She wasn't home. 182 00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:05,520 I'm not doing it. 183 00:29:28,730 --> 00:29:30,190 Boz! 184 00:29:30,190 --> 00:29:33,690 Bozzie! Mama's home. 185 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,580 Boz. 186 00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:45,080 Bozzie. C'mere. 187 00:29:50,390 --> 00:29:52,230 Bozzie. 188 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,100 Boz, where are you? 189 00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:57,410 Boz! 190 00:29:57,410 --> 00:30:00,910 Bozzie! 191 00:30:00,910 --> 00:30:04,410 Where are you? Boz! This isn't funny! 192 00:30:04,410 --> 00:30:07,120 Bozley, where are you? 193 00:30:16,140 --> 00:30:17,680 Boz! 194 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,350 Bozley, come on! 195 00:30:20,910 --> 00:30:23,850 Boz! 196 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,200 [Phone rings] 197 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,040 Boz! 198 00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:31,630 Hello. 199 00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:33,480 Hey, Jennie, I almost forgot to tell you. 200 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,530 Boz is gone! 201 00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:35,860 I looked all over the house! 202 00:30:35,860 --> 00:30:39,360 ...in the backyard...everywhere! I can't find him! 203 00:30:39,710 --> 00:30:42,110 Well honey, do you want us to circle back? 204 00:30:42,110 --> 00:30:45,610 No. It's OK. I'll go ask neighbors, I guess. 205 00:30:45,770 --> 00:30:48,130 Well if you don't find him, I'll help you post fliers. 206 00:30:48,130 --> 00:30:50,190 I'll even design them for you. 207 00:30:50,190 --> 00:30:53,000 I have some awesome ideas. 208 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,140 Um...OK. 209 00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:58,640 OK. Well I know you'll love them. 210 00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:13,360 Dude c'mon. What are you doing? 211 00:31:15,420 --> 00:31:16,860 [Doorbell] 212 00:31:24,870 --> 00:31:26,550 What? 213 00:31:26,550 --> 00:31:28,840 Jen! Remember. 214 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,410 The plan dude. 215 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,740 Steve! Steve! 216 00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:40,240 Damn it. 217 00:31:41,270 --> 00:31:46,280 OK. OK. Here goes. 218 00:31:48,060 --> 00:31:51,940 OK. You got this. You got this. 219 00:31:51,940 --> 00:31:53,860 What's up Jen? 220 00:32:03,170 --> 00:32:04,710 My Bozley, he's gone! 221 00:32:04,710 --> 00:32:07,180 I've been running around asking all the neighbors. Nobody's seen him. 222 00:32:07,540 --> 00:32:10,660 OK. Well just calm down. Everything's going to be OK. 223 00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:12,250 No! It's not OK! 224 00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:13,450 He's not just my baby! 225 00:32:13,450 --> 00:32:14,380 He's a valuable dog. 226 00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:16,170 Somebody might have kidnapped him. 227 00:32:16,170 --> 00:32:18,670 He's not a puppy anymore. 228 00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:21,960 He's only 4. But in dog-years, it's like late 20's. 229 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,620 Oh my gosh! I don't know what I'm gonna do! 230 00:32:23,620 --> 00:32:25,540 Jennifer. What?! 231 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,040 What?! 232 00:32:29,710 --> 00:32:31,630 What?! What is it? 233 00:32:31,630 --> 00:32:35,570 If you want I can help you out. 234 00:32:35,570 --> 00:32:40,600 Find him. The Bozley. The dog. 235 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:44,100 You know, put out fliers. 236 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,970 Ask around the neighborhood. 237 00:32:46,970 --> 00:32:49,810 Do you want me to help you find him? 238 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:08,350 What do you think? 239 00:33:17,210 --> 00:33:21,980 Cubism crossed with abstract expressionism. 240 00:33:21,980 --> 00:33:24,610 Just a hint of ransom note. 241 00:33:24,610 --> 00:33:28,110 It's a poster for Jen's missing dog. 242 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,610 Oh! Contextual narrative! 243 00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:38,600 So it's commentary on the desperate plight of the lost dogs in all of us? 244 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,090 How'd you think of that? 245 00:33:40,090 --> 00:33:43,590 Jen's dog is really missing. 246 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,740 Oh! A real time inspiration. 247 00:33:45,740 --> 00:33:49,240 No. I mean, she asked me to make these posters to put around town. 248 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,160 What? What is so funny? 249 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:59,490 Well, for starters, the info is barely legible. 250 00:33:59,490 --> 00:34:01,690 That drawing looks nothing like Jen's dog. 251 00:34:01,690 --> 00:34:03,860 I wanted to catch people's attention. 252 00:34:03,860 --> 00:34:06,350 People will see it and try to read it. 253 00:34:06,350 --> 00:34:10,380 Some of them will've seen Jen's dog and one of them will call her. 254 00:34:15,130 --> 00:34:16,430 Jen's going to love... 255 00:34:16,430 --> 00:34:19,370 Uhh. Shut up! What do you know? 256 00:34:19,370 --> 00:34:23,690 You're an elitist art snob who can't appreciate art unless you put it into one of your -isms. 257 00:34:23,690 --> 00:34:26,340 This is the post I write... 258 00:34:26,340 --> 00:34:29,840 So this is the post I write...blah...blah... 259 00:34:30,220 --> 00:34:31,600 Oh, real mature Meg! 260 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,760 Oh, real mature, Meg! 261 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,990 You see, when you resort to this, I win. 262 00:34:35,990 --> 00:34:37,330 I win! 263 00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:40,830 OK you win. I win. 264 00:35:13,230 --> 00:35:15,180 Oh, just like that. 265 00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:15,180 Sensitive. Yes always. 266 00:42:33,210 --> 00:42:36,430 I don't want you to tease me too much. 267 00:42:53,470 --> 00:42:55,590 Oh my gosh, it feels so good! 268 00:43:02,570 --> 00:43:06,030 Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop! 269 00:53:26,990 --> 00:53:29,180 I win! You win. 270 00:53:51,730 --> 00:53:57,740 So, is Bozley really...important to you? 271 00:53:57,740 --> 00:54:01,240 Yeah. He's everything. 272 00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:03,800 He's the only one that's ever been loyal. 273 00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:07,300 He's never lied to me...cheated on me. 274 00:54:08,670 --> 00:54:11,960 God I'm so neurotic! 275 00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:15,460 It's just that after the divorce...it was tough. 276 00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,960 I moved out here to get away from everybody. 277 00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,460 Everyone except for Meg. You can't ever get away from Meg. 278 00:54:23,830 --> 00:54:28,590 Oh...you mean...have you been like... 279 00:54:28,590 --> 00:54:32,540 ...dating anybody? No! 280 00:54:33,140 --> 00:54:35,230 And don't ask me why not. 281 00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:39,590 If one more person asks me I swear I'm going to scream. Understood. 282 00:54:41,940 --> 00:54:45,030 Buy why not? I feel like used merchandise. 283 00:54:45,030 --> 00:54:48,530 Used merchandise? You're not used merchandise! 284 00:54:50,590 --> 00:54:53,850 At most...you're experienced. 285 00:54:57,270 --> 00:55:01,530 OK. That might not have sounded right, but you know what I mean. 286 00:55:01,530 --> 00:55:05,030 My friend Meg says I have guilt issues. 287 00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:10,250 That until I learn to forgive others, I won't ever forgive myself. 288 00:55:10,750 --> 00:55:13,070 But she says a lot of things. She's crazy. 289 00:55:13,330 --> 00:55:17,130 Anyway. Enough about me, what's your story? 290 00:55:17,790 --> 00:55:19,330 My story? 291 00:55:19,990 --> 00:55:25,010 Well, I can some that up in about 12 words. 292 00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:28,020 I was born.. 293 00:55:28,260 --> 00:55:30,260 I work in a cubicle. 294 00:55:30,670 --> 00:55:33,570 And one day I'll die. 295 00:55:33,570 --> 00:55:37,070 Minus the "and", that will make it 13. 296 00:55:38,330 --> 00:55:40,570 True romantic. 297 00:55:40,570 --> 00:55:44,380 But seriously though...no family? 298 00:55:44,380 --> 00:55:47,050 No kids? No dreams? 299 00:55:47,050 --> 00:55:51,530 Yeah dreams, but the whole family thing, it just... 300 00:55:51,530 --> 00:55:55,030 It starts out like, you meet a nice girl... 301 00:55:55,030 --> 00:55:57,660 ...I mean the right girl, whatever. 302 00:55:57,660 --> 00:55:59,990 I'm just never good at that. 303 00:55:59,990 --> 00:56:02,680 Talking to girls, meeting girls... 304 00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:06,180 ...I really just...haven't met the right girl yet. 305 00:56:08,270 --> 00:56:10,170 That's sweet. 306 00:56:10,770 --> 00:56:14,870 Assuming, it's not just a come on. 307 00:56:16,090 --> 00:56:18,370 It's not just a come on. 308 00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:25,400 But, I really do envy you. 309 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,920 I had a dream once. 310 00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:31,700 For 2 years I felt like I was failing... 311 00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:34,300 ...trying to grab onto something solid. 312 00:56:34,300 --> 00:56:37,800 Boz is what kept me together. 313 00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:50,830 It's getting a little late. The sun is starting to go down. 314 00:56:53,140 --> 00:56:56,110 Think maybe we should call it a night? 315 00:56:56,360 --> 00:57:01,790 You think? He's not supposed to be by himself after dark. 316 00:57:01,790 --> 00:57:05,290 I'm sure he's fine. It's not like... 317 00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,940 I'm sure somebody's found him by now. 318 00:57:07,940 --> 00:57:11,440 Probably wandered into somebody's back yard... 319 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,960 ...nestled up in a blanket somewhere. 320 00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:17,460 He probably just had a full belly of food and he's ready to sleep. 321 00:57:17,460 --> 00:57:18,960 No, here look. 322 00:57:18,930 --> 00:57:20,810 Let's just make some fliers tomorrow. 323 00:57:20,810 --> 00:57:26,280 Let's meet up have a coffee or something and then start putting them up around the neighborhood. 324 00:57:26,940 --> 00:57:28,480 I like that. 325 00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,320 Yeah? Alright. 326 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,220 Well, um... 327 00:57:37,730 --> 00:57:41,190 Thanks. Yeah. 328 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,690 See you tomorrow. 329 00:58:05,140 --> 00:58:09,460 Jen! I hope Boz is still lost because I made the posters! 330 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:15,610 How did you get in here? 331 00:58:17,150 --> 00:58:18,730 Did I leave the door unlocked? 332 00:58:19,990 --> 00:58:24,640 I drew Boz as a character to exaggerate his features to make him a little bit cuter. 333 00:58:24,620 --> 00:58:27,910 You know people are more likely to return cute dogs than ugly dogs. 334 00:58:27,910 --> 00:58:33,590 Like wow! What happened to that dog? Would I really want to return him to his owner? 335 00:58:33,590 --> 00:58:35,600 What are you talking about? 336 00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,300 You can't even read it. 337 00:58:37,770 --> 00:58:39,290 I made my own posters. 338 00:58:39,290 --> 00:58:41,920 David, my neighbor, is going to help me post them. 339 00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:44,650 I told you I was making them. 340 00:58:44,910 --> 00:58:48,150 Right, um, well I knew yours would be better. 341 00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:51,890 So I figured that you could post them downtown. 342 00:58:51,890 --> 00:58:53,380 Where more people could see 'em. 343 00:58:53,380 --> 00:58:56,420 And then I'll just post the boring ugly ones around the neighborhood. 344 00:58:56,420 --> 00:58:59,920 For brilliance! We'll find Boz in no time! 345 00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:03,680 Did I just kill you? 346 00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:04,700 You did not. 347 00:59:04,700 --> 00:59:08,200 But nice...nice try. 348 00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:09,860 I'm gonna kill you right now though. 349 00:59:12,690 --> 00:59:15,760 In your face! That's how I do it. 350 00:59:16,550 --> 00:59:20,050 Whatever. Something's wrong with this level. It's lagging or something. 351 00:59:20,050 --> 00:59:24,730 Oh, OK. It's lagging. That's why I just blasted your face! 352 00:59:24,730 --> 00:59:27,440 Are you gonna cry about it Halo champion? 353 00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:30,940 Oh, you gonna give me some tears? Some third place tears? 354 00:59:30,940 --> 00:59:34,440 You know it was second place. Don't give me that crap. 355 00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:36,010 Oh a technicality. 356 00:59:36,010 --> 00:59:39,510 That's not...No don't! 357 00:59:39,510 --> 00:59:43,010 Don't poke me I hate it! 358 00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:50,510 That's her at the door! Hide the dog! Hide the dog! 359 01:00:05,620 --> 01:00:08,230 Hey. You gonna pass out some fliers? 360 01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:11,030 Yep. Can I use your bathroom for a second? 361 01:00:11,030 --> 01:00:14,530 Yeah. 362 01:00:14,530 --> 01:00:16,810 Straight back here. 363 01:00:16,810 --> 01:00:19,450 It's Steve. Good to meet you. 364 01:00:19,450 --> 01:00:21,010 I know right? 365 01:00:21,490 --> 01:00:24,510 It's just straight back. 366 01:00:30,300 --> 01:00:33,330 Dude! I hid Bozley right next to the bathroom! 367 01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:36,250 What?! Why would you do that? 368 01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:52,380 Hey. Hey. Got any TP? 369 01:00:52,380 --> 01:00:55,380 Yeah. Yeah. We have toilet paper. 370 01:00:55,380 --> 01:00:57,760 It should be...under the sink. 371 01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:00,180 Got ya. Thanks. 372 01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:15,330 Do you have a dog? No. Why? 373 01:01:15,330 --> 01:01:18,460 Oh. Nothing. The bathroom just smelled a little funny. 374 01:01:18,700 --> 01:01:21,640 Oh...yeah....that's... 375 01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:24,830 ...that's residual body odor. 376 01:01:24,830 --> 01:01:28,330 That is...my roommate has this condition. 377 01:01:28,330 --> 01:01:30,600 ...If he sweats it smells like wet dog. 378 01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,110 It's gross. 379 01:01:32,110 --> 01:01:34,110 It's true. It's true. 380 01:01:34,110 --> 01:01:36,010 She said so too. 381 01:01:36,810 --> 01:01:37,550 You ready to go? 382 01:01:37,550 --> 01:01:41,050 Yeah. You got your flier? Yeah. 383 01:01:41,050 --> 01:01:44,550 See you later. Later. 384 01:01:47,290 --> 01:01:49,300 Now where were we? 385 01:01:49,300 --> 01:01:52,800 I think we were at level 3, 3rd base. 386 01:01:53,900 --> 01:01:56,300 Baseline. 387 01:01:59,300 --> 01:02:01,850 They just talk too much. 388 01:02:01,850 --> 01:02:04,050 Think so? 389 01:02:04,050 --> 01:02:06,630 They need to learn to shut up. 390 01:02:07,190 --> 01:02:09,400 Just shut the fuck up. 391 01:02:19,030 --> 01:02:20,830 You being proactive? 392 01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,670 What will it take to get you off this couch? 393 01:02:41,670 --> 01:02:44,440 I dunno. 394 01:02:44,900 --> 01:02:47,940 In that case, I'm stroking your cock. 395 01:02:59,110 --> 01:03:02,240 Oh I got you off the couch. 396 01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:09,630 I'm really tight. 397 01:03:24,910 --> 01:03:27,500 Let's take these off too. 398 01:03:32,750 --> 01:03:36,500 Yes, kiss me. Worship me. 399 01:04:20,950 --> 01:04:25,310 Your dirty fingers. Take them out and feed them to me. 400 01:05:10,540 --> 01:05:14,270 Give me your mouth. Give me your mouth. 401 01:05:22,780 --> 01:05:24,020 come here. 402 01:06:05,430 --> 01:06:07,540 Yummy. 403 01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:19,030 Yeah, look at me with those pretty eyes while you suck it. 404 01:06:19,870 --> 01:06:22,530 You're so romantic. 405 01:06:22,530 --> 01:06:26,530 You're so romantic while I suck your cock. 406 01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:37,120 Are you trying to put it deep in my mouth? 407 01:06:38,130 --> 01:06:39,970 Yeah, put it way down there. 408 01:06:45,250 --> 01:06:47,310 That's so fucking good baby! 409 01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:17,850 I wanna fuckkkk. 410 01:07:17,850 --> 01:07:20,950 Let's fuck. Let's fuck. 411 01:08:34,030 --> 01:08:36,370 I love that fucking hair! 412 01:10:04,940 --> 01:10:06,600 You wanna see that booty? 413 01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:08,220 Fuck yeah. Come here. 414 01:10:40,210 --> 01:10:42,110 Yeah, looks so fucking good! 415 01:13:14,130 --> 01:13:18,120 You feel so fucking tight. 416 01:13:23,250 --> 01:13:25,170 You gonna go deep? 417 01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:57,020 It's swallowing up your dick. 418 01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:50,480 It's so beautiful! 419 01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:52,960 I love making you come. 420 01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:09,560 Oh my god! 421 01:18:16,420 --> 01:18:18,250 Thank you. 422 01:20:28,140 --> 01:20:30,790 I wanna tell you about the dog. 423 01:20:30,790 --> 01:20:32,780 I can't let this go any longer. 424 01:20:32,780 --> 01:20:35,340 What?! You can't quit now. 425 01:20:35,340 --> 01:20:38,840 This is wrong! I like her so much and I'm lying to her! 426 01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:43,230 The only thing that got me talking to her in the first place. 427 01:20:43,230 --> 01:20:45,140 I really like this chick. 428 01:20:45,140 --> 01:20:48,640 Good for you Dave. 429 01:20:49,050 --> 01:20:52,140 Just give me the dog. Come on Boz, it's time to go home. 430 01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:56,550 I can't let you do that Dave. 431 01:20:56,550 --> 01:20:57,610 Come on seriously. 432 01:20:57,610 --> 01:21:01,110 Seriously, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna say to her? 433 01:21:01,110 --> 01:21:05,060 Here's your dog I've been hiding from you for a few days while I helped you find it! 434 01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:09,070 How's she gonna take that? Like how do you think that's gonna work? 435 01:21:09,070 --> 01:21:12,570 Good luck with that 'bro. 436 01:21:13,780 --> 01:21:16,070 Damnit you're right. 437 01:21:27,110 --> 01:21:31,400 You know...I knew you were a great guy when I met you. 438 01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:35,390 Yeah. Yeah. How'd you know that? 439 01:21:35,390 --> 01:21:38,290 Because Boz liked you. 440 01:21:38,290 --> 01:21:40,660 Boz only likes good people. 441 01:21:40,660 --> 01:21:42,560 He hated my ex. 442 01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:46,060 Even though he was a Christmas present from the bastard. 443 01:21:48,580 --> 01:21:52,610 You know I'm not that good of a guy. 444 01:21:52,610 --> 01:21:54,750 You're right. 445 01:21:55,780 --> 01:21:58,250 You're a great guy. 446 01:22:02,690 --> 01:22:04,140 I have to tell you something. 447 01:22:04,140 --> 01:22:05,900 What's that? 448 01:22:09,390 --> 01:22:11,690 What's that?! 449 01:22:11,690 --> 01:22:15,190 Oh! 450 01:22:15,140 --> 01:22:17,810 Bozley! What is this?! 451 01:22:17,810 --> 01:22:20,360 Uh, hey Jen! 452 01:22:21,650 --> 01:22:25,750 We forgot to tell you that an hour ago, a couple of blocks away, we found... 453 01:22:25,750 --> 01:22:27,390 ...Boz wondering around. 454 01:22:27,390 --> 01:22:29,640 ...we thought... 455 01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:33,140 Steve, it's over. Forget about it. 456 01:22:34,210 --> 01:22:38,320 You. You were the one who took my dog? 457 01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:40,540 It wasn't like that. 458 01:22:42,350 --> 01:22:44,040 He wandered into our yard, and... 459 01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:46,660 ...You let me believe he was missing while you...! 460 01:22:46,660 --> 01:22:49,610 ...helped me look? It's not like that. 461 01:22:49,610 --> 01:22:53,110 What kind of person does that?! 462 01:22:53,570 --> 01:22:55,310 A bad one. I don't know. 463 01:22:55,310 --> 01:22:58,810 What's wrong with you?! 464 01:22:58,810 --> 01:23:02,310 Oh!!! 465 01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:07,950 All of you! You're all deranged! 466 01:23:07,950 --> 01:23:11,450 Don't ever contact me again! 467 01:23:17,950 --> 01:23:19,870 Game over dude. 468 01:23:24,860 --> 01:23:27,180 Of course you should be angry, Jen! 469 01:23:27,180 --> 01:23:29,060 Furious! 470 01:23:29,060 --> 01:23:32,560 I know, but the anger always turns into guilt. 471 01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:34,450 Guilt?! 472 01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:38,250 Roger, we can't expect you to understand. 473 01:23:38,250 --> 01:23:41,200 Maybe Jen feels guilty for yelling at David. 474 01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:44,700 I mean you have to admit what he did was pretty cute. 475 01:23:46,030 --> 01:23:48,740 If you think so... 476 01:23:48,740 --> 01:23:50,390 Look. 477 01:23:50,390 --> 01:23:54,930 He turned out to be a great guy, right? And no harm came to Boz. 478 01:23:54,930 --> 01:23:58,430 And you said it yourself. Boz liked him right? 479 01:23:59,620 --> 01:24:01,930 You realize how crazy that sounds right? 480 01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:06,390 You're saying that she should go by what the dog thinks? 481 01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:12,440 And this guy lied to you from the very moment you met him. What kind of relationship you supposed to build out of that? 482 01:24:31,750 --> 01:24:37,210 David? David? 483 01:24:37,210 --> 01:24:40,710 David! You need to go outside. 484 01:24:40,710 --> 01:24:41,830 You need to get out of the house. 485 01:24:41,830 --> 01:24:46,030 Because your self pity...is stinking up the place. 486 01:24:46,030 --> 01:24:49,530 I can't. I'm helping Steve. 487 01:24:49,530 --> 01:24:53,030 Damn straight! 488 01:24:53,030 --> 01:24:55,920 No. You need to go out tonight. 489 01:24:56,150 --> 01:24:58,850 Because I need to air out this house. 490 01:24:58,850 --> 01:25:01,420 Because it reeks of depression! 491 01:25:01,420 --> 01:25:04,920 Get up! Get out of the house! 492 01:25:13,210 --> 01:25:14,830 Sissy's in here. 493 01:25:14,830 --> 01:25:18,330 Oh! That's right. 494 01:26:17,620 --> 01:26:19,800 Do you come here often? 495 01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,560 What? 496 01:26:21,560 --> 01:26:25,060 I said, do you come here often? I've never seen you before. 497 01:26:25,060 --> 01:26:29,080 What? I haven't seen you here. 498 01:26:29,080 --> 01:26:31,420 Do you come here often? 499 01:26:38,690 --> 01:26:41,480 You're not gonna remember my name are you? 500 01:26:48,860 --> 01:26:50,430 My name's David. 501 01:26:50,430 --> 01:26:52,570 Taylor? 502 01:26:53,810 --> 01:26:56,070 DAVID! 503 01:26:56,880 --> 01:26:58,660 Taylor. 504 01:27:00,180 --> 01:27:02,830 Yeah. My name's Taylor. 505 01:27:07,420 --> 01:27:09,640 What are you drinking? 506 01:28:12,860 --> 01:28:14,430 Hey Jen. 507 01:28:14,430 --> 01:28:16,640 Wait. Wait. Wait. 508 01:28:16,640 --> 01:28:19,730 OK. Just give me 2 minutes. OK. 509 01:28:19,730 --> 01:28:22,310 And you'll never have to deal with us again. 510 01:28:22,310 --> 01:28:24,440 What do you want? 511 01:28:25,260 --> 01:28:29,170 I think you have the wrong idea about what happened. 512 01:28:29,170 --> 01:28:32,060 I think I understand perfectly well what's going on. 513 01:28:32,060 --> 01:28:33,600 I don't think you do. 514 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:37,750 Dave has had a crush on you since you moved into the neighborhood. OK? 515 01:28:37,750 --> 01:28:43,310 And he is so shy, I had to trick him into talking to you last Saturday. 516 01:28:44,710 --> 01:28:49,280 OK. What I'm trying to say is that this was all Steve's idea. 517 01:28:49,820 --> 01:28:53,060 OK. Dave found Boz in the backyard. 518 01:28:53,060 --> 01:28:54,370 I don't know how he got there. 519 01:28:54,370 --> 01:28:57,290 But he returned him to your house, but you weren't there. 520 01:28:57,290 --> 01:28:59,290 So he brought him back to our house. 521 01:28:59,290 --> 01:29:02,790 And Steve came up with this idea. Dave thought it was stupid... 522 01:29:02,790 --> 01:29:05,550 It is really stupid because Steve is really stupid. 523 01:29:05,550 --> 01:29:09,050 And...he just got mixed up in it. 524 01:29:09,630 --> 01:29:12,930 I don't care who's idea it was. He still lied to me. 525 01:29:12,930 --> 01:29:14,880 I know but he tried to tell you. 526 01:29:14,880 --> 01:29:16,330 But he didn't! 527 01:29:16,330 --> 01:29:20,220 OK. He's a moron. He is. OK? 528 01:29:20,220 --> 01:29:24,700 But he's not as big a moron as you think he is. 529 01:29:24,700 --> 01:29:29,130 OK. It really hurt him to lie to you. 530 01:29:29,130 --> 01:29:33,420 So what? He sent you over here to beg for my forgiveness? 531 01:29:33,420 --> 01:29:36,920 No. He doesn't even know I'm here. 532 01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:39,420 But would you forgive him if he did? 533 01:29:39,930 --> 01:29:41,670 Would you forgive him? 534 01:29:41,670 --> 01:29:45,170 Jen. Your 2 minutes are up. No Jen. 535 01:29:45,650 --> 01:29:48,670 We totally played D & D together sometime. 536 01:31:52,030 --> 01:31:55,170 Boz, c'mere. 537 01:31:58,500 --> 01:32:05,090 You wanna play fetch? Let's go. 538 01:32:15,250 --> 01:32:18,550 Say, you OK? 539 01:33:01,680 --> 01:33:04,910 What's this? 540 01:33:05,700 --> 01:33:09,660 Hi. Hi. 541 01:33:13,150 --> 01:33:19,710 I miss you too. But don't think all is forgiven. 542 01:33:19,710 --> 01:33:22,370 I wouldn't... 543 01:33:22,370 --> 01:33:25,870 Cause what you did is pretty terrible. 544 01:33:26,980 --> 01:33:32,100 Yeah. Look, I don't even know where to start. 545 01:33:32,100 --> 01:33:34,520 ...with the apology. 546 01:33:34,520 --> 01:33:40,220 You already have. I'm the one who's been holding back. 547 01:33:40,220 --> 01:33:45,440 So...I'm sorry. 548 01:33:46,940 --> 01:33:50,950 But I still resent you for having to forgive you. 549 01:33:51,610 --> 01:33:54,450 Well I'm sorry. 550 01:33:58,200 --> 01:34:01,890 Should I thank you? 551 01:34:01,890 --> 01:34:05,390 Yeah. Somewhere in there. 39273