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Hello?

Hi. Mom.

Fine. And you?

Good. What are you guw doing?

Oh. it's raining?

Yeah. tomorruw is February already.

What did you have for lunch?

Sounds delicious.

And who made it. you or Grandma?

Delicious...

Who?

Really?

That's nice. Did you say hello for me?

Good aflemoon. I'm Laura L6pez from Your Business magazine.

Fine. lhank you. And you?

Good.

Let me explain.

In our May edilion. we're offering

30 lips to lake advanlage of lhe economic crisis.

l was wondering if you could share your ideas.

Exaclly.

You lhink he wants to build a house for my brolher and l?

But Dad left lhat properly to me. Mom.

But. Moml

At lhe club | drink vodka.

I like lhe Mandarin.

So you're a designer?

Lislen. Raul. l lhink she's an idiot.

She's light-skinned so she lhinks she's hot shit.

Well. it's up to you. but I don't think she's good for you.

OK...

Yes. I ate already.

I ate with Miguel.

Actually. he just left.

Yeah. he left me a sink full of dirty dishes.

He made me some chow fan.

Chow fan.

A kind of Chinese fried rice.

He made it with shrimp.

He's fine. he's got a new boyfriend.

Yeah. they went to Acapulco.

Exaclly.

It's like you're watching them.

That's because they're all the same.

Yes.

I know. except for you.

What time did you tell her you'd call?

OK. then we'll talk tomonow.

A big kiss.

I love you.

lalwaysuseone.

Big ones, small ones and in all flavours.

Andflleraisnoriskofinfecfion.

It's great

You add the amount of lubricant you want.

Hi. Mom.

Yeah. the phone battery died.

Nothing. having dinner.

I made steak.

Why don't we talk about it when I'm there?

YesI I'll think about it.

Mom. I'm having dinnerl

OK.

You too.

Would you pass me my pants?

Hi. honey.

Were you asleep?

Yeah. I'm sony. No. I'm on my way.

Give me about five minutes.

Yeah. I do to.

See you in a bit. OK?

Did you make up?

So what did you tell her?

OhI Raul...

Well. like Grandma saw. 'It takes two to tango.‘

Raul!

Nothing. just here...

Hey. guess what.

They set up a funfair near my house.

And tomonow. I'm going and buying pecan bread.

I'm taking a ride on the canousel

and I'm going to be very happy.

You tell me.

OK. perfect.

Do you want me to go get you?

OK. it's up to you.

Yes. I'll see you here.

OK.

Sleep on the bus. all right?

Kiss kissl

How are you?

I'm fine. and you?

| asked you first.

How did it go?

Good. Very tiring.

- Why? - The bus took eight hours.

Eight hours?

Yes. Say. this place is looking good.

It's coming along. right?

Happy to see you're using the StairMaster.

What did Mom say?

Nothing.

Call her later. How is she?

With her boyfriend. same as alwaw.

And Grandma?

She still has that eye problem.

She has to have an operation.

- When? - At the end ofthe month.

I'll see how much work l have then.

How is it going with Sofia?

It's going...

What are you doing on the 14th?

I guess a movie and then dinner.

And you?

| get to meet Miguel's new boyfriend.

Areyou ready?

I'll take a shower and we'll go?

Getyourfeetoffmybed.

...govemments end up broke.

5° may stop paying for health care. education.

all the public seNices.

Since they're out of money. they sell assets.

Then. what's left? Security.

The only thing the US government takes care of.

And when security is your only political function

and your only source of legitimacy.

you've got to make people feel at risk.

That way. they need you and pay you. Get it?

Don't you miss Oaxaca?

lt's flicking hicksville.

l have lots of friends here.

I'm doing really well. I'm very happy.

Take care.

Have a safe trip.

050... hi.

No. not at all. What's up?

What happened?

That's what he told me. I've got the recording.

But who told you that?

And how do they know?

Come on. how can he be a fiaud?

But you sent me the contact.

you chose him as 'Entrepreneur of the Year.‘

Howwas I supposed to know?

Yeah. maybe I should have checked.

You're my editor.

I thought it was the magazine's choice.

Well. fine.

It's already in all the stands?

Sony.

Forgive me. Oso.

Howwas I supposed to know?

Sony...

Yeah...

I understand.

But making the reporter the scapegoat isn't fair.

umrr July?

Of course I have other jobs! I'm with Adolfo and...

Yesl

I understand.

All right.

I'll wait to hear fiom you.

Bye. Oso.

Give me a second.

Did you come?

Why do men alwaw want to know that?

My name is Arturo.

I know.

What did you say your name was?

Why do you want to know?

Adolfo. it's Laura.

L6pez.

No. I'm with Your Business magazine with Oso.

Hello. how are you?

We met at the Irish pub a couple of months ago.

Are you busy?

OK. perfect.

Who's doing your news briefs?

| just gave up a regular contribution and l have some time.

Perfect. I'll send them right away.

And isitOK ifl call you Mondayat11?

Have you got Carlos's phone number at Latin Enterprises?

OK. perfect. Thanks a lot. Arturo.

Adolfo. sony.

So I'll call you Monday at 11.

Thanks a lot.

Hello. ma'am. may I speak to Carlos Guena. please?

Hold onl

It's the green one.

What?

Did I hurt you?

No.

Do you happen to have any whiskey?

Laura L6pez Martinez?

Busybody.

Have you lived in Mexico long?

Doyou like it?

I like this building.

Downstairs there's an old couple who are like my parents.

I often have dinner with them.

My neighbour across the hall is my best friend.

Sometimes we go out with her boyfriend.

The day we met. they had just left.

I take the kids upstairs to the fair

when their mother is busy.

The building isn't that nice. but I feel...

..protected.

What do you want to know about me?

Nothing.

- Not even if I... - No.

Do you know what time it is?

lhavetogo.

THE ART OF LOVING

Shut up!

You lunaticl

You're completh paranoidl

You lunaticl

Go on. get lost!

Goodbyel

Hi. What's up?

Where?

And what are you doing here?

It's that college expo thing. right?

What time did you get here?

Where are you?

Yeah. come over.

DON'T COME OVER.

I HAVE COMPANY.

What's up? I've been knocking for ages.

How are you?

Fine. I was blow-drying my hair.

Typical woman...

Who is it?

A friend. I'll call her later.

After the expo. will you take me out?

Where do you want to go?

- What time should we be there? - At 10 am.

Let's go.

OK then.

Who the fuck were you with?

When?

The text message you sent. Don't play dumbI

With my brother.

You're a flicking liar.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

I don't like it.

Can I bonow them?

An elderlyrat

Andapressenatthat

While ironing her skirt

Toacrisphertailburnt

Some ointment she applied

Thenaragonitshelied

Butthepoorladyrat

Wes bobtailed, that's a fact

Tell me something no one else knows about you.

One day. I'm going to have a son.

I'll name him Ariel.

And I'll love him dearly.

And the two of us will be very happy together.

Very far away fiom here.

My butt hurts.

Don't be a crybaby.

You know. I'm going to be an actor.

Oh yeah?

About a year ago. I was in a commercial.

It was never on TV.

but they paid me and everything.

Wow.

And I've also done lots of auditions.

Will you still talk to me when you're famous?

Why is that day marked in red?

No reason.

Come on. tell me.

On the 29th. it will be four years since my dad died.

How many people die on February 29th?

I don't know.

The ones who have to. I suppose.

Move the table.

Close your eyes.

Face up.

Masturbate.

I said masturbate. goddamn itl

Close your eyes.

Do you want some quesadillas?

No.

If you want something else I can go to the store.

What does it feel like to be pissed on?

Warm.

Tell me more about yourself.

What do you want to know?

When did you lose your virginity?

When lwas 12.

Who with?

It's none of your business.

What do you want to do to me?

The other one.

Hello. Oso.

A little. but I'm listening.

Thanks a lot. Oso. but... there's a small problem.

I'm leaving the country.

Nol In live.

To Switzerland.

To work at an embassy.

Yeah. the Mexican embassy.

Thank you.

The day after tomonow.

Yes. I'm packing like crazy.

My mom has a friend who's a diplomat.

OK. perfect.

Yes. of course. we'll stay in touch by email.

Yes. I'll send you a postcard when I get there.

Of course.

All right. go to your meeting.

Thank you.

Why don't you cut me?

Would you like to cut my throat while you fuck me?

Come inside of me.

while you watch me die?

You start by cutting my breasts.

Can you imagine the blood coming out?

You spread it all over my body.

Then you put it in me...

..and while you fuck me...

..l'll be looking into your eyes.

You can make a hole here...

..and another one here.

And that way. I'll bleed In death.

But I can keep talking to you the whole time.

And since I'm dying anyway.

you can hit me.

Cut me.

You can do anything you want to me.

Meanwhile I'll look into your eyes.

and I'll tell you I love you.

And when I can no longer move.

and I'm very weak...

..and I'm dead....

..you can come inside my corpse.

Would you kill me?

Don't wony.

Nobody will find out.

No one knows you know me.

I can leave you clean clothes in the dining room.

And a bag so you can take the dirty clothes.

You can wear gloves so you don't leave any fingerprints.

And I'll leave you the neighbour's number.

so they can find my body.

Can you come tomonow at 10 pm?

Please?

What are you doing here?

What happened?

Come here.

She broke up with me.

There. there.

She saw I'm taking things too seriously.

There. there. Raul...

Come here.

Don't cry.

Calm down.

There will be other girls.

There will be lots of people who will love you.

We'll alwaw have each other.

You're my little brother.

And I'm your sister.

Is this Dad's?

Yes.

When did you take it?

The last time I went to Oaxaca.

Mom didn't even notice. did she?

You know what day it is?

When lwas a girl...

..I thought my dad was the greatest person in the world.

He was a good person.

Everything will be all right.

Everything will be all right.

He didn't come.