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[MUSIC - MAURA MALTAK, "GIRL IN RED"]

Another Sunday morning, hey look where I am-- waking up

with you like it's my religion.

I don't truly trust you, but you run a good scam,

and I'm walking into danger like a New York pigeon.

I thought she'd be fatter.

Why would you think that?

Your mom's fat, right?

No.

Your mom's black.

Yeah, Cassidy, my mom is black--

which would make me half black.

I knew there was something.

Are you OK?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm just out of it.

Ooh, what are these?

Oh, I found these when I was looking for those.

They're some sketchbooks from this stupid college art

class I took.

I thought that the kids who come in with their moms could draw,

I don't know.

But you hate kids.

I don't hate kids.

You said more kids should die.

I would never say that more kids should die.

Oh, more kids should die.

OK, I don't think all kids should die,

just babies with glasses.

Oh, hey, Cass, those are for skirts.

No, it's OK.

We're just going to have to cut them off and just do it over

again.

No.

[CLICK]

Ow!

Look who it is!

Oh my god.

How are you doing?

Ohhh, Jackie.

How are you?

I'm good; I'm good!

Good, good.

How are you?

Good, good.

Good.

Matt's here for a little work thing,

so we just decided to make a little family vacation out

of it.

Aww, and you came here.

Well, because your mama's been talking so much

about how you're doing so good up

here with all your writing and your little plays

and everything.

I just thought I'd come up and see for myself.

Yay!

Yay!

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, by the way, we've all been praying for your grandma,

bless her heart.

Oh, yeah, thank you.

Yeah, how's she doing?

She's dead.

I am-- I'm so sorry.

Mmhmm.

[DROP]

It's OK.

Is that-- is that your kid?

Oh, yeah.

Blake, come here.

Come say hi to mama's friend.

You look like a boy.

Aw, she's so cute.

She's got a learning disability.

No, Blake, no, sit.

Sit.

Hey, hey, Blake, Blake-- do you like to draw?

No.

OK, well, I have some drawing books that you can do.

Hey Cassidy, why don't you come draw with Blake?

I don't want to draw right now.

Geez, Mack, you should just quit that whole writing thing

and do this full time.

It's so fun.

Yeah, it is.

It's really fun.

Yeah.

Your mom said something about you

going to England or something?

Oh, yeah, I'm up for a fellowship class.

[PHONE RINGING]

It's a 6-moth program in Europe.

Mommy, come see my picture.

One second, honey.

Oh.

Hello?

Let's see what you drew.

Hey, hun.

Holy shit.

I love it.

Good, can I see it?

I made it for mommy.

Aww, that's so nice.

Well, we are going to keep it here.

It's mine!

Well-- not technically.

Why don't you help Cassidy with her maze?

I already showed her how twice.

I'm doing it on my own.

Sorry about that, ya'll.

Daddy's going to join us for lunch.

Oh my gosh, that sounds so fun.

Well, why don't we get you guys right out of here.

Cassidy?

Where's my picture?

Uh, I don't know.

Yes you do!

Give it back.

OK, I took your picture because I found it disappointing.

You're disappointing.

You shut your mouth you little mistake.

I'm not a mistake; they used in vitro.

You're a mistake!

OK, honey, we'll do another drawing later.

It was good to see you, Mackenzie.

Oh.

I'm praying for you.

Excuse me, hi.

I'm looking for a MacKenzie Barker.

Mack.

Right, Mack.

My name's Todd Sharp.

I'm with the Austin Edwards--

Edwards Fellowship?

Hi, I'm so sorry, I--

What are you--

Actually, kind of embarrassing--

I'm sorry.

I don't mean to impose, but it's just that you didn't

get back to us with regards to the gala,

and then you missed your meeting with the board.

You didn't go to your meeting?

I had some family stuff come up, and I was just--

it's been a lot.

It's fine, but uh, the gala?

I'm sorry, I can't.

What?

My grandmother just died, and I have the funeral this weekend.

So you know, it's fine, because I made it farther than I

thought I was going to, and I'm--

I can't believe you.

No, I'm so sorry about your grandmother

and the timing of everything.

Geez.

But I'm glad to know--

you know, with artists and uh, we just

couldn't get in touch with you.

[DEEP BREATH] Anyway, glad you're OK.

I'm fine.

OK, well-- Actually, you know what, your play is good.

It's really good.

And I'm not supposed to say this,

but it was between you and one other person.

So you should apply again next year.

OK.

Yeah, I'll think about it.

You need to get your shit together.

And you're holding a giant dick.

What?

Oh man.

[OUTRO MUSIC]

Cassidy, why don't you draw with Alyssa?

Blake.

Alyssa--

[LAUGHTER]

[OUTRO MUSIC THROUGH CREDITS]