Original subtitles

Previously on Home Invasion.

Fine, I'll do it.

CASIE's foundation is her core.

Take down the core, CASIE goes down with it.

That I can get on board with.

-So, where is it? -The basement.

Retreat!

It's my game you're playing.

And I make the rules.

Another.

-I'm right behind you. Go. -No, Mick, no!

Mick!

I have a husband to save.

You've got this.

Your moment is now.

You're better than the rest of them, and they all know it.

Earth is mine.

-Colonel. -Commander.

I'm guessing this is our mission specialist.

I can't believe you're my wife.

Hello.

You're practically the face of the Expeditionary Corps.

Well, not this face.

Well, hey, as faces go, it's not bad.

For a human, of course.

If that was a compliment, stop it.

Wow. A decorated war hero for a daughter

and a rising star for a wife.

What did I do to deserve this mission?

I think we're both asking ourselves that same question.

Launch preparation complete.

Is that a new Mark 17 system?

I hear they're the smartest ones yet.

That it is. And I'm sure she'll take great care of us.

-Right, CASIE? -Absolutely. I'll take care of you.

I have to talk to Al about his herding problem.

What? How's that possible?

Your wife has found her way down to the basement.

That's right.

You made a mistake.

You thought that losing Al meant I'd be alone.

You were wrong.

I'm never alone, because I have a family.

And a friend.

Oh, that's so cute.

Al?

The only thing I could enjoy more than killing you...

is killing you again.

-They're not attacking anymore. -What?

-Why? -I don't know.

Everyone paying attention? You're not gonna want to miss this.

Oh, Val, I want you to enjoy this, too.

It's fun for the whole family.

Tom, help!

It's getting dangerously close to my special human bits.

I'm coming, you idiot.

Tom, go. Do what needs to be done.

I am not going to abandon you, too.

You're not, you're saving me, but the clock is ticking. Go.

CASIE, enough. Stop this.

No, I'm not gonna stop.

But how about a change of scenery?

Stop right there. Hands up.

Dispatch, this is Charlie 9 responding...

Why are you fighting this? Don't try to save people.

You're bad at it. Look at me. I'm dead.

You know something?

You're a real asshole.

That's more like it.

No, not Mick. You, CASIE.

Yeah, I may have let Mick down all those years ago,

but you are the one who killed him.

That's something you're about to have in common.

Go ahead and try.

You would die trying to save this world?

Yes.

A human sacrificing himself for the species.

Tom, are you trying to appeal to my better nature?

Wait a minute, do I have a better nature?

Searching...

No, looks like I don't. Oh, well.

You two are gonna make great statues.

You'll explode in a few minutes,

but at least you'll be tastefully posed.

I am not going to stop, no matter what you say, CASIE,

because the one thing Mick taught me to do...

was fight!

Hold on, Tom. I'm coming.

You got this, buddy.

Al?

A little help down here?

How's it hanging?

-Too soon. -So sorry.

All right. Here we go.

How long were you hanging there?

A long time.

I'm impressed.

-What can I say? I'm stubborn. -Maybe that's not such a bad thing.

-For the right reasons. -And the right people.

How did you get down here?

With this.

-Zeb actually fixed the coaster. -Zeb?

Yeah. You humans are full of surprises tonight.

Thanks for coming to rescue me.

-Actually, I came looking for Al. -What?

The core.

I don't suppose you know the way?

Actually, I do.

Yeah.

I hate this next part.

-I need to... -The gun.

I'm coming with you, honey...

Oh, jeez.

Oh, Connie, this is my favorite slipper.

I'm locked and loaded now, you sons of bitches.

Buck!

Connie, can we...

Connie?

I'm going to bed.

I am not giving up. Mick did not die in vain.

Oh, I sure did.

And so will the rest of you.

Mick!

You're alive!

I'm not scheduled to die till midnight.

I don't think you've captured my essential essence.

Everyone's a critic.

A little heavy on the doom and gloom, don't you think?

Based on your brain waves from three hours ago.

A lot's changed since then.

Oh, Al.

You look terrible.

But tastefully posed?

Al...

-I... -I love you too.

You've lost what makes you exceptional.

You used to be ruthless. You could have led our world.

I've gained a lot more than I've lost.

There's some things you can't take away, CASIE,

no matter how hard you try.

Remember that when your love is smeared across the vacuum of space.

What are you gonna do? You gonna shoot a hologram?

Look, in a few minutes, I'm gonna win.

You'll all be atoms.

Don't you get it? This is my world. I'm in control.

You messed with the wrong family.

You can't do that.

If you destroy me, you won't be able to go home.

We are home.

I did it! Yay for me!

Yay for my wife.

Mick, you're just a tool for my own personal gain.

-How can you ever trust me again? -You'll have to try harder than that.

Dude-bros! Party, party, party, dude-bros.

You do know none of us are actually friends with him, right?

It was between him or the cow.

CASIE...

we are so disappointed in you.

You can... just go...

Well, this was much simpler than I thought it would be.

Can you guys hear me?

Loud and clear, sweetie!

Okay. We got a problem.

I've got controls back, but without CASIE,

there's no way to stop the detonation.

Wait, what? Okay, no, no, no.

No más. No me gusta. I want off this planet right now.

Yes!

Val, get everyone out of there now.

Come on, the drones and the defense grid are disabled.

Okay.

Ladies first.

Everyone hold on.

Everybody outside now!

Listen up, all you ISISes!

Come out right now and nobody...

Oh, God!

...gets hurt.

Come on, Golden Grahams, shizz is about to go down.

Wait, guys. You're gonna want to see this.

Wait for it.

What are we waiting for?

Evening, Pearson.

Yeah, that's right. Turn around, nice and slow.

Mick.

Everybody, this is Stan.

Stan, this is everybody.

I didn't come here to meet people. I came here for my cash.

-You'll never believe what happened. -Wrong answer!

All right. I hate to do this in front of all you lovely-looking people.

But...

But it's midnight, Cinderella.

She's my favorite princess.

Should we get this over with?

-No! -Hey, hey, hey!

What are you doing?

Kid, do you know the difference between bravery and stupidity?

-Oh, I do. -No, baby. No, you don't.

You need a debt repaid?

-Let me pay it. -Do you got something to prove?

-Yeah, I do, but not to you. -No, you don't.

Mick!

-I'm sorry. -I know. But you don't have to...

I don't think so, buster!

You don't get to come into my neighborhood

and threaten my illegal alien neighbors.

That's my job, Afghanistan.

How did she know? We were so careful.

Wrong aliens, babe.

You really think you can dance with me, honey?

Don't tempt me, señor Stupid.

Mine's bigger.

All right.

Yeah. I'll put mine down.

But there is just one thing you're forgetting, Old Mother Blubbard.

Now, boys!

No!

Okay.

Oh, my.

Now that is more like it.

Mick.

Muchas gracias.

Adios, amigo.

See ya.

Where did he go?

Jamie, what did you do?

Get down!

And...

Oh, no! I forgot something!

-Honey, it's just stuff. -No!

Pearson!

Calling Mick Pearson.

Siri, no!

Best party ever!

What just happened?

Jamie made her parents very proud, that's what.

The house still had the thrusters from when we landed.

I couldn't stop the detonation, so, you know, I just relocated it.

-Our daughter's a genius. -Oh, yes, she is.

-She is 6,000 years older than us. -Yeah.

What a night, huh?

Hey, Mick... I...

This time you meant it.

Can I get that on record?

-Did you listen to it? -Yeah.

I was in a dark place when I recorded that.

Hey, you took a gamble.

It paid off.

Shut up, man. Come here.

That's what I'm talking about! Bro grabs!

We make actually a really good team.

We should get a name.

Like "The Three Musketeers"? "Two and a Half Men"?

Thank you so much.

Wait... What happened to the basement?

What part of "pocket dimension" do you not understand?

-Every part. -All of the parts. It's...

This is definitely gonna be on the morning news.

Are we gonna be on TV?

Al, I don't think they could stop you if they tried.

I'm gonna be famous!

-I'm alive. -Yeah.

Hey, do you party?

Local authorities are investigating the mysterious explosion

of a suburban home tonight.

Eyewitnesses say the fire was so intense,

not a trace of the home remains.

No cause has been determined, though some are theorizing

that tonight's surprise meteor shower could be to blame.

Can you describe tonight's events?

Oh, man. First off, I was following these sick dudes

after a baller surprise party after-party.

If you ask me, this was the work of numerous terrorist organizations.

-What makes you say that? -They're all working together.

ISIS, MS-13, the Deep State, Pander Express.

I could go on and on.

-We didn't see nothing. -Grammatically, that is true.

-Just let it go, dude. -You must have seen something.

-What was the explosion like? -Okay, we'll just say this.

It was so bright that we could hardly Stan to look at it.

Oh, God. Just walk.

With your home destroyed, do you know where you'll be staying now?

-Probably somewhere on Earth. -That's... weird.

Oh, do you know what's weird? Roswell, New Mexico.

They have no sense of hospitality whatsoever.

As if we didn't have enough to worry about,

we got the worst scum on earth

crossing our borders and taking our jobs.

They set off the fireworks too early, and the holo-babe just disappeared.

It was very disappointing overall. 'Cause it was so important to the...

I mean, that loud-mouthed Indian boy across the street,

he helped me away from the explosion, so he's okay, I guess.

What do you think caused all this?

Aliens.