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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:11,000 Previously on Home Invasion. 2 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000 - Mick? - Tommy? 3 00:00:17,039 --> 00:00:19,160 Surprise! 4 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:23,160 Four more hours. Four more hours and I'm free. 5 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,760 A vehicle parked outside, harboring a known thief. 6 00:00:27,879 --> 00:00:29,640 Real live thieves. 7 00:00:29,719 --> 00:00:33,159 If I don't come up with the money by midnight tonight, I am a dead man. 8 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,359 This is a bad idea. 9 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:37,880 Hey, you were supposed to be on a jog. 10 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:49,079 MANY YEARS AGO 11 00:00:50,719 --> 00:00:51,719 Excuse me? 12 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,560 Hope I'm not interrupting anything. 13 00:00:56,479 --> 00:00:59,880 If you're not terribly busy, I was hoping we could chew the fat, 14 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,640 or the cud, as it were. 15 00:01:03,079 --> 00:01:05,079 That's a little cow joke. 16 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:13,760 Hello? 17 00:01:15,359 --> 00:01:16,439 Sophie? 18 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:19,200 Sophie, is it? 19 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,039 I'm Al. It's a pleasure. 20 00:01:25,439 --> 00:01:28,319 Sophie, I'm just gonna ask you flat out. 21 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,280 Are you happy here? 22 00:01:31,039 --> 00:01:32,719 Because I could take you somewhere. 23 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,879 A place where you'd be safe, happy. 24 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:41,799 You just sit tight while I attach the transponder. 25 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:50,280 There we are. That's a good cow. 26 00:01:52,159 --> 00:01:54,759 Oh, yes, I know. I am, too. Don't worry. 27 00:01:55,439 --> 00:01:57,759 Who is that? What's going on in there? 28 00:02:03,239 --> 00:02:04,959 No, thank you. We don't want any. 29 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:08,479 - This is my barn. Open this door now. - Be out in a minute. 30 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:15,199 Hold on to your udders. 31 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,840 I've lost three cows this month, 32 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:19,039 and you ain't getting away with it again, you... 33 00:02:41,319 --> 00:02:42,759 Sophie! 34 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,360 Sorry. 35 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,120 Definitely won't be happening again. 36 00:02:53,199 --> 00:02:54,199 Probably. 37 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:42,840 Could you scooch your booches in, like, a little closer together? 38 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:46,360 - No. - We can't. The chairs don't move. 39 00:03:47,439 --> 00:03:52,479 - What do you mean, they don't move? - They're nailed down. 40 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,759 Up, around and down. 41 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:56,960 No. 42 00:04:01,039 --> 00:04:02,479 Isn't this great? 43 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:07,400 Ages without a single breach, 44 00:04:07,479 --> 00:04:09,360 and you had to roll out the welcome wagon. 45 00:04:09,439 --> 00:04:10,280 Oopsie doopsie. 46 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,520 Can I get your hands back... Thank you so much. 47 00:04:12,599 --> 00:04:14,360 With hours left on the clock. 48 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,120 Hours until what? 49 00:04:17,199 --> 00:04:18,279 Come on! 50 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,879 Isn't this exciting? 51 00:04:20,879 --> 00:04:23,120 Tell me you haven't always wanted to experience this. 52 00:04:23,199 --> 00:04:25,759 I haven't always wanted to experience this. 53 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:32,279 But it's so quintessentially human. 54 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:33,639 Getting robbed. 55 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,519 It's a rite of passage. 56 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,800 It's like eating cheese or being on the news. 57 00:04:37,879 --> 00:04:41,120 I wanted to do at least one of those, and this was our last chance. 58 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,000 Got it. 59 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:47,879 - Here. Please. - Thank you. So helpful. 60 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,560 Who are you guys? 61 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:54,240 Oh, I am Al Family. 62 00:04:54,319 --> 00:04:57,319 And this is my loving wife, Val Family. 63 00:04:57,399 --> 00:04:59,519 We are adult earthlings. 64 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,639 - Earthlings? - Humans. 65 00:05:03,199 --> 00:05:04,759 Americans. 66 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:07,800 We are adult Americans. Native to your planet. 67 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:09,480 Country. 68 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:11,560 He doesn't get out much. 69 00:05:11,639 --> 00:05:14,720 Look, just take what you want to take and leave. 70 00:05:14,759 --> 00:05:16,040 If C.A.S.I.E. finds out... 71 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:19,399 Wait, who's C.A.S.I.E.? Is there somebody else in this house? 72 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:22,519 - Yes. - No. 73 00:05:23,399 --> 00:05:25,079 We're gonna need more rope. 74 00:05:30,639 --> 00:05:34,720 An unscheduled energy surge has been registered in Sector 6. 75 00:05:34,759 --> 00:05:36,399 - What is that thing? - What thing? 76 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:40,560 - The big, glowy thing? - Oh, no, we just have bad wiring. 77 00:05:40,639 --> 00:05:42,560 That is super-dangerous. 78 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,519 Just please drop it. 79 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,560 This place is a tinderbox. It could go up at any moment. 80 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,279 - Drop it. - Oh my God. 81 00:05:49,399 --> 00:05:50,840 Oh my gosh. 82 00:05:53,639 --> 00:05:56,360 Oh my God! You people! 83 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,639 You're not people at all, are you? You're... 84 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:04,560 Oh, okay. 85 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,040 Can we just talk about this for a minute? 86 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,120 No. 87 00:06:11,879 --> 00:06:14,319 Young lady, do you have a permit for that thing? 88 00:06:14,439 --> 00:06:16,040 No, do I need one? 89 00:06:18,439 --> 00:06:20,319 How about some candy? Want some candy? 90 00:06:20,399 --> 00:06:23,399 Ooh, a doll. Oh, a pony, huh? 91 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,480 Does it look like I want a pony? 92 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:34,399 Who gives a child a gun? 93 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:35,920 Who are you calling a child? 94 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:43,240 - That was my favorite table. - So, you do like things. 95 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:45,120 Unlike you, it was very useful. 96 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,800 He's surprisingly spry. 97 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:51,759 Please make this stop. 98 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,800 Yes, make this stop. 99 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,399 I'm talking to you. 100 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:58,480 Oh, my bad. 101 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:00,560 He can't help you. 102 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,279 Al's an anthropologist. This is a security matter. 103 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,480 Don't look at me, I'm in operations. 104 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,160 Wait, she's in charge? 105 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,480 I'm in charge of kicking your primitive butt. 106 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,040 No one threatens my retirement. 107 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:20,839 Hey! 108 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,959 Todd, Maddy, don't you guys just want one more drink? 109 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,319 It's only 10 p.m.! What's wrong with you guys? 110 00:07:27,439 --> 00:07:28,839 Are you just gonna go home? 111 00:07:37,759 --> 00:07:41,040 Well, if the party won't come to Zeb... 112 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:49,279 Buck! 113 00:07:49,319 --> 00:07:51,360 There he is. 114 00:07:52,199 --> 00:07:53,199 There who is? 115 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,480 He dresses better than our son. 116 00:07:59,199 --> 00:08:00,560 At least put up a fight. 117 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,560 How about you stop trying to shoot me? 118 00:08:03,839 --> 00:08:05,360 What's the fun in that? 119 00:08:05,439 --> 00:08:08,240 A trespasser is approaching the primary entry point. 120 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:12,920 Correction, stumbling toward the primary entry point. 121 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,800 Not a word, not a sound. 122 00:08:14,879 --> 00:08:16,480 I will handle this. 123 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,560 What? 124 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,399 I love it when she takes control. 125 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,600 Can I help you? 126 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,519 Yes, you can. 127 00:08:35,759 --> 00:08:36,840 Zeb Miller. 128 00:08:36,919 --> 00:08:41,480 I had no idea such a stone-cold fox was living 129 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,879 right under my chiseled nose. 130 00:08:43,919 --> 00:08:46,879 - What do you want? - I know what's going on in there. 131 00:08:46,919 --> 00:08:48,919 - You do? - Oh, yeah. 132 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:53,360 I can smell a part-ay from ten miles away. 133 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,279 I have a party radar. A par-dar, if you will. 134 00:08:58,279 --> 00:09:03,559 Oh, yes. You know, we're sorry, it's more of a private party. 135 00:09:05,039 --> 00:09:07,519 I can party privately, if you can't my drift. 136 00:09:08,159 --> 00:09:10,600 Your breath smells like fermented grain. 137 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,879 A wine girl. I respect that. 138 00:09:13,919 --> 00:09:15,840 Okay, Zeb, no. 139 00:09:15,919 --> 00:09:18,320 I have to go, and you have a good... 140 00:09:18,919 --> 00:09:21,200 Look. I know... 141 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:29,159 - He wasn't gonna stop. - I'm not cleaning that up. 142 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,519 Please just let us go. 143 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,879 I won't tell anyone that you have a laser shotgun 144 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,600 or you have a robbery fetish. 145 00:09:46,679 --> 00:09:48,559 I won't even tell that you're Mormons. 146 00:09:48,639 --> 00:09:50,120 What? We're not Mormon. 147 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,240 A weird robbery what? 148 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,559 You're not Mormons? Then what are you? 149 00:09:54,639 --> 00:09:56,159 Aliens! 150 00:09:56,919 --> 00:10:01,440 - Like, alien aliens? - Yes! Alien aliens! 151 00:10:01,519 --> 00:10:04,960 - You might want to stop saying that. - What, "aliens"? 152 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,320 Covert operation breach. Initiating lockdown. 153 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:09,399 Uh-oh. 154 00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:13,080 After thousands of years of meticulous planning, 155 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,840 you couldn't go another two hours? 156 00:10:14,919 --> 00:10:17,519 I swear, Al, if this gets in the way of my promotion... 157 00:10:17,639 --> 00:10:20,080 - What the hell did you do? - I didn't do anything. 158 00:10:20,159 --> 00:10:22,000 Stop saying what I'm saying. 159 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,440 Aren't they adorable? 160 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:41,200 Buck! Come look! 161 00:10:41,279 --> 00:10:44,120 For the last time, Connie, I told you, I'm a wheel watcher, 162 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,039 not a Peeping Tom. 163 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:48,879 Buckminster P. Murdock, you get up from that chair 164 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:51,120 and you come look right now! 165 00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:52,639 Coming. 166 00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:58,200 Connie, it better be a dancing polar bear out there, I tell ya. 167 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:10,240 Hey, we'll go see Doc Alan in the morning, huh? 168 00:11:18,279 --> 00:11:19,879 Security barrier activated. 169 00:11:20,039 --> 00:11:22,279 No. No, thank you. Cancel, please. 170 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:23,720 You just had to let them in. 171 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,000 You didn't exactly nip this in the bud. 172 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,679 Aliens, from another planet? But you look just like us. 173 00:11:28,759 --> 00:11:32,960 - It's called a disguise. - Oh, that explains the accent. 174 00:11:33,039 --> 00:11:36,200 The other two don't have accents. Whatever. 175 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:39,519 Preparing countermeasures. Ten earth minutes until deployment. 176 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,879 What was that about the countermeasures? 177 00:11:41,919 --> 00:11:43,720 - Do they hurt? - We have no idea. 178 00:11:43,799 --> 00:11:47,399 Yeah. Everyone she's used it on was screaming too much to tell us. 179 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,919 - And then they died. - Yeah. 180 00:11:49,039 --> 00:11:51,960 - C.A.S.I.E., override the lockdown. - Unable to comply. 181 00:11:52,039 --> 00:11:53,840 Someone let humans in. 182 00:11:53,919 --> 00:11:56,960 They possess critical mission details and must be eradicated. 183 00:11:57,039 --> 00:11:59,919 No, we don't know any details. We don't know anything. 184 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,039 Obviously. 185 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,120 That's no reason to kill them. 186 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,639 Sure, they know we're aliens, 187 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,960 but they don't know about the invasion. 188 00:12:07,039 --> 00:12:10,919 - Invasion? - Well, they do now, Al. Good job. 189 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,519 Jamie, can you turn C.A.S.I.E. O-F-F? 190 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:18,799 Al, you do realize that I can S-P-E-L-L, right? 191 00:12:18,879 --> 00:12:20,159 "Sple"? 192 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,559 What was that about the invasion? 193 00:12:22,639 --> 00:12:25,639 Oh, C.A.S.I.E., will you please shut down the defense grid? 194 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:28,039 No. Nine minutes to deployment. 195 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,320 Well, it was nice knowing you. 196 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,120 Great, just great job. 197 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:34,960 Get back. 198 00:12:36,159 --> 00:12:37,279 I'm in charge. 199 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:40,159 - Hey, Mick, can you walk? - Yeah. 200 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,360 Can you run? 201 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,279 Yeah. 202 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:44,360 No! 203 00:12:46,919 --> 00:12:50,919 - Is that what I look like? - No, you looked much better. 204 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,879 Come on, let's get out of here. 205 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,679 No funny business. Come on. 206 00:12:56,519 --> 00:12:58,279 - Come on. - You're going too fast. 207 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,320 I can't feel my legs. I can't feel my... 208 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,960 Come on. Let's go. 209 00:13:04,919 --> 00:13:05,919 We made it. 210 00:13:08,039 --> 00:13:10,320 What the hell is that? 211 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,799 That's a force field. 212 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:16,320 Oh, well, that's just great. 213 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,279 Okay... Who are you calling? 214 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,200 - The police! - Are you nuts? 215 00:13:21,279 --> 00:13:24,279 We are stuck in a bubble with lunatics from another planet! 216 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,840 Do you have a better idea? 217 00:13:25,919 --> 00:13:28,000 Yeah, screw the police. Call the national guard. 218 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,279 - Call the Power Rangers. - Power Rangers? 219 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,919 - How long have you been in jail? - A long time. 220 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,600 Wait, I have negative four bars. Is that a thing? 221 00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:38,720 - I hate the suburbs. - Okay. 222 00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:42,120 - Okay. Stand back. - What? Why? 223 00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:43,559 Oh my God! 224 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,480 Are you crazy? Don't do that again! 225 00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:49,000 What are you doing? 226 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,720 What are you doing? 227 00:13:52,759 --> 00:13:55,559 I have set it from stun to kill. 228 00:13:56,799 --> 00:13:57,960 I hope. 229 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,440 Buck? 230 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,720 Not interested. 231 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,159 This is gonna be great. 232 00:14:16,519 --> 00:14:18,039 I hate you. 233 00:14:22,039 --> 00:14:24,679 Mick! Oh, God, I'm sorry. 234 00:14:25,759 --> 00:14:26,600 I'm sorry. 235 00:14:26,679 --> 00:14:29,000 - Don't touch me. - Okay. That's fair. 236 00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:30,399 Stage 2 activated. 237 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,600 Full decontamination in seven minutes. 238 00:14:32,679 --> 00:14:35,360 All life forms will be eliminated. 239 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,440 Oh, I don't want to be eliminated. 240 00:14:38,519 --> 00:14:40,200 Wait, what? Why? 241 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,120 You saw what just occurred out there. 242 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,600 You failed to protect the mission's covert nature 243 00:14:44,639 --> 00:14:46,240 and are subject to termination. 244 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,840 - You can't do that. - No. 245 00:14:47,919 --> 00:14:50,080 I have to do that. It's protocol. 246 00:14:50,159 --> 00:14:51,840 Just follow my finger. 247 00:14:51,919 --> 00:14:53,120 - That hurts? - Yeah. 248 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,720 I'm declaring Section 71. 249 00:14:54,799 --> 00:14:57,039 What? You're going to cover them with butter? 250 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,679 That's Section 72, Al. 251 00:14:58,759 --> 00:15:01,960 Section 71 states the crew members may elect to assume duties 252 00:15:02,039 --> 00:15:04,720 ordinarily carried out by automated systems. 253 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:07,039 I think she's calling dibs on killing us. 254 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:10,000 - What? - For educational purposes. 255 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:13,639 Okay, the decontamination sequence requires my full attention anyway. 256 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:18,000 You have until it's ready to get rid of them. Don't screw this up. 257 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:21,039 - You're not really gonna... - Kill you? 258 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:25,120 No, no, no, of course she's not, no. 259 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,360 Or am I? 260 00:15:28,399 --> 00:15:31,039 - Jamie! - Don't "Jamie" me, Al! 261 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,519 I was liberating the fields of the Gammon 5 262 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,120 before your first metamorphosis. 263 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,399 - Maybe, but I'm your dad. - Not my real dad. 264 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,759 Jamie Daughter Family! 265 00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:41,240 You are not killing those two men, and that is final. 266 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,679 - You never let me have any fun! - I'll make it up to you later. 267 00:15:44,799 --> 00:15:45,960 Section 94. 268 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:49,279 - That's ice cream party. - Sounds fun. 269 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,840 - We can't take down the barrier. - We can use an escape pod. 270 00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:56,240 I mean, it is attuned to penetrate force fields. 271 00:15:58,679 --> 00:15:59,679 What was that, Al? 272 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,759 I said, we don't have it anymore. 273 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,759 What happened to the escape pod, Al? 274 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:08,039 Well, it's a long story, but you know how technology... 275 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,399 - Al? - Al! 276 00:16:10,039 --> 00:16:11,360 It escaped. 277 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:16,840 Great! 278 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:20,240 We could run them through the fermion spindler. 279 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,480 I'm sorry, what is a fermion spindler? 280 00:16:22,559 --> 00:16:23,879 Oh, you mean you don't know? 281 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,600 That would turn them into delicious human sausage meat. 282 00:16:26,679 --> 00:16:28,559 - And you know it. - Exactly. 283 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:31,919 Nobody is turning anybody into a sausage, okay? 284 00:16:32,039 --> 00:16:33,799 Or any other kind of breakfast meats. 285 00:16:33,919 --> 00:16:35,519 But we would un-sausage you after. 286 00:16:35,639 --> 00:16:37,759 Technically, you can't un-sausage a person. 287 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,960 Well, there's always the time machine. 288 00:16:41,039 --> 00:16:44,360 Al, I told you, no more... 289 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,879 Wait, you actually have a time machine? 290 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,840 Well, I don't like to toot my own horn, but... 291 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,159 Actually, I do rather like it. 292 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:56,840 Enough. 293 00:16:57,639 --> 00:16:59,240 Time machine, now. 294 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:11,519 This is... 295 00:17:11,559 --> 00:17:15,079 So, you two just stand right there in that bathtub. 296 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,200 Yes, please. 297 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,480 Getting weird. 298 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:21,000 Now, I'm initiating a cascade of tachyons, 299 00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:23,119 which will stabilize the local continuum 300 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,200 and protect you from temporal drift. 301 00:17:25,279 --> 00:17:27,759 You might experience some attraction. 302 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,000 What does that... 303 00:17:29,079 --> 00:17:30,599 Oh my God! 304 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,279 I think a tachyon just went up my nose. 305 00:17:33,359 --> 00:17:34,680 I don't want this. 306 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,720 Everybody comfy? 307 00:17:36,799 --> 00:17:39,119 The power consumption requirements are way too... 308 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:43,240 Jamie, don't interrupt daddy when he's disrupting space-time. 309 00:17:44,039 --> 00:17:46,279 All right, boys, we are all ready here. 310 00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:50,079 On a sentimental note, I would like to take a moment to thank you 311 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,960 for fulfilling a life-long dream. 312 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,640 I will see you in the future. 313 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:58,880 - Wait, the future? - How far into the future? 314 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,400 Oh my God, Stan's gonna think I skipped town. 315 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,839 Mommy! 316 00:18:14,519 --> 00:18:15,519 Are you okay? 317 00:18:18,279 --> 00:18:19,680 What do you care? 318 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:23,640 Oh my God. Will you just come off it already? 319 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:28,960 For all we know, we just traveled 5,000 years into the future. 320 00:18:29,039 --> 00:18:32,279 We might not have anything but each other. 321 00:18:32,359 --> 00:18:34,680 In other words, hell. 322 00:18:34,759 --> 00:18:38,400 Oh, that's just mean, Mick. That is mean-spirited. 323 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,039 Wait. 324 00:18:45,839 --> 00:18:47,160 What do you see? 325 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,680 What the... 326 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,200 Well? How was it? 327 00:18:58,759 --> 00:19:00,079 How was what? 328 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:01,160 How was the trip? 329 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,279 You're in the future. 330 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:07,759 This isn't the future, you intergalactic idiot. 331 00:19:07,839 --> 00:19:11,000 Actually, it is. Roughly 2.8 seconds into the future. 332 00:19:11,079 --> 00:19:15,000 The maximum possible with our current power configuration. 333 00:19:15,079 --> 00:19:18,279 But it took over a minute just to warm the thing up. 334 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:20,599 Yes, but the point is it worked. 335 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:24,680 - We just lost all that time. - Easy. Can you make it go backwards? 336 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Backwards? 337 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:33,240 Backwards, he says. You can't go backwards in time. 338 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:34,359 That's... 339 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,519 That's impossible. 340 00:19:39,759 --> 00:19:41,599 Why is that impossible? 341 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,519 It's not. Al just lost the components for going back in time. 342 00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:46,279 Okay, so where are they? 343 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:47,839 He sent them back in time. 344 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,039 I was gonna go back and get them later. 345 00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:52,039 Or was it earlier? 346 00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:55,039 How did you make it here from another planet? 347 00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:56,039 I drove. 348 00:19:56,119 --> 00:19:57,440 That makes sense. 349 00:19:58,519 --> 00:20:01,079 So, we're right back where we started? 350 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:05,480 Well, 2.8 seconds later from where you first started, 351 00:20:05,559 --> 00:20:09,119 and then plus the warm-up phase and of course this argument... 352 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,319 Is there anything in place that actually works? 353 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,039 The decontamination systems actually work really well. 354 00:20:18,079 --> 00:20:20,640 Hang on, what about the coaster? 355 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,720 Al, no. 356 00:20:22,799 --> 00:20:26,079 - That's a really bad idea. - Well, do you have a better one? 357 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:29,000 What the heck is the coaster? 358 00:20:30,519 --> 00:20:32,680 So, did you just make the skin suit, or... 359 00:20:34,279 --> 00:20:35,640 - Interesting fact. - Here. 360 00:20:36,279 --> 00:20:38,920 Be careful. It's still glitchy from last time. 361 00:20:39,799 --> 00:20:43,440 You crash one blimp, and they spend 80 years giving you crap for it. 362 00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:46,720 - So, what does it do? - I don't want this. 363 00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:48,319 It's a short-range tele... 364 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,440 porter. 365 00:21:00,839 --> 00:21:02,279 - Mick. - No, no, no! 366 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,200 Okay. 367 00:21:03,279 --> 00:21:04,519 Where did you go? 368 00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:08,559 Everywhere... Nowhere. 369 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:12,039 I don't think we should be playing with that... 370 00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:16,160 You want out? Then this is your best option. 371 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,759 So, just press the button. 372 00:21:17,839 --> 00:21:19,799 No. Don't press the button. 373 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:23,480 - And you'll have to touch each other. - Don't touch me. 374 00:21:23,559 --> 00:21:25,160 I'm sorry, dude. 375 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:29,359 In a few minutes, anywhere's gonna be better than here. 376 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,480 Oh, God. I think the button's stuck. 377 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,119 This isn't so bad. 378 00:21:49,519 --> 00:21:51,559 - Is it the cows? - Yeah. 379 00:21:52,839 --> 00:21:54,200 It gets worse. 380 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,880 Really? This is worse? 381 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,359 Wait for it. 382 00:22:04,759 --> 00:22:08,359 This looks important. 383 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,599 Is it still jammed? 384 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,440 Yep. 385 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,880 No, not again! 386 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,640 Of course I did. I did, I took... 387 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:26,119 Oh, God. It's like a temple to broken dreams. 388 00:22:27,559 --> 00:22:30,720 - Hey, I think I fixed the button. - Push it! 389 00:22:30,759 --> 00:22:34,039 I'm telling you, someone was right there. 390 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:36,880 Sweetheart, your eyesight is worse than your judgment. 391 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:46,039 Come on! We got rid of the other two! 392 00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:47,799 And this one's a statue. 393 00:22:47,839 --> 00:22:50,319 Can you please just call off the decon? 394 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,680 Well... 395 00:22:54,079 --> 00:22:57,240 Oh, my spine. 396 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,160 Never mind. 397 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,839 - Oh, look, the button came loose. - No, no, no! 398 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,079 That's new. 399 00:23:12,519 --> 00:23:13,880 Looks like the battery's dead. 28861

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