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Tasha, baby?
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Yeah, Tony, what is it?
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Let's run away tonight.
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Baby?
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Hello? Hello?
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- Hello, are you there?
- Yeah, I'm here.
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Oh, did you lose service
or something?
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No, it's got full bars.
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Oh, okay.
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I can hear you just fine.
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Okay, cool, cool, cool.
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Yeah, I'll pick you up in 20
and we can be in Baja.
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- 10:00 a.m. tomorrow morning...
- Wait, wait, hold on,
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Tony,
what are you talking about?
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Do you have any sunscreen?
I forgot to get some sunscreen.
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Tony, are you being
serious right now?
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Remember when I said that
I wanted to run away
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with you to Mexico?
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- Tony, what?
- You said... You said yes.
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I thought.
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Tony, why would you
believe anything
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anyone says on the first date?
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Because you said you knew from
the start
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we were meant to be together
and we'd be together forever,
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so, you know, I just thought we
should take the next step.
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I was three margaritas in
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by the time you showed up.
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...filter over
your true emotions.
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Tony, you don't even
have a car, how would...
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No, no, no.
It's all good. It's all good.
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I got a ride now.
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What, your grandma's car?
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No, no,
I'm borrowing my friend's car.
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I just left it at his house
and I gotta go back and get it.
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Tony...
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Look, look, I got everything
taken care of, I swear.
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Tony, listen,
I can't leave tonight.
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I just ordered
a really big pizza.
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- Like a really big pizza.
- Baby, look...
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And I really wanna eat it
fresh. It's on the way.
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I'm kinda committed
to this whole Mexico thing.
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Committed? What do you
mean committed?
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You told me on the first date
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that you weren't a commitment
type of guy.
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No, no, no.
It's all good.
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I don't even have
a passport.
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Do you have a passport?
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You don't need one
for Mexico.
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He's not alone anymore.
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Are you sure
that's how it works?
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Tasha.
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Tasha, please.
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The love I feel for you is like
nothing I've ever felt.
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It is more warm and pure
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than the sand on the most
beautiful fucking Mexican beach.
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Just... Just come away with me.
Come away with me and I swear,
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I swear that you will feel the warmth
of my love for the rest of your...
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Hang on.
My pizza's here.
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I'll be right back.
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Are you sure he's home?
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Jesus Christ,
what do you mean?
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Of course, he's here.
What else does this idiot...
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There he is! There he is!
There he is!
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Kick it down.
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No, I'm not gonna kick the
fucking door down.
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I want the motherfucker to open
the door,
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invite me in,
so, I can kick his ass.
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What the fuck?
What the fuck are you...
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- Hey! Hey!
- Get out of my way.
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Get the fuck...
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- Goddamn it!
- Will you just back off?
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Kick it down,
you mother...
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I said back off!
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You're gonna
fucking shoot him. Wait!
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All up in my shit.
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Now back the fuck off!
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Gotta fucking pull a gun out
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all the goddamn time,
like it's your dick or something.
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Yes,
get the fuck away from me.
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It's my responsibility.
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Hey, Tony, I'm back.
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So, I've been doing
some thinking
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and...
I think we should break up.
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I just feel like we're not on
the same page.
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Like, we live in two different
worlds, you know?
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And, like, not just Mexico
and America.
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Tony?
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Hello?
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Well, I'll just text you. Bye.
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I don't really feel like doing
the homework.
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That's like 15 minutes
out of my day.
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I don't know.
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You know, I was thinking about
dropping out of math.
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I don't really like it.
English, too.
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Let's drop out of English.
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Actually,
I should just drop out entirely.
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Save the taxpayers
a couple of bucks...
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Mike, you might wanna watch out
for that car.
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Mike!
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Mike!
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Mike, watch out!
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Mike?
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Kelsey, hi, how you doing?
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Are you okay?
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Whoa. You all right, buddy?
You know, you gotta watch out,
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it's a blind corner right here.
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You good?
Yeah, I'm good.
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You're good, brother.
Yo, Kelsey.
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Chet.
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I imagine a busy girl like
yourself doesn't have too much time
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to prep for the calc final,
am I right?
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Well,
pointless chit chat with you
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does kinda eat away
at my free time.
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Let's study together.
Just name a day.
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Sure, why not.
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How about the second Tuesday
of next week.
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What day is that?
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Oh, it's the 15th... of never.
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Is there two Tuesdays
next week?
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Hey, Kelsey, for real though.
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Hey, if you need a study buddy
let me...
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I'll break her eventually.
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Yeah, you'll break her
eventually.
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- Cute ride.
- Cute ride, bro.
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I'm hungry.
Fuck, let's go.
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Dude, your mom makes bomb
chimichangas.
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That's not the last one is it?
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No, there should be some more
out there.
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So...
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when are you gonna ask her out?
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Uh... What?
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When are you going to
ask her out?
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I mean, her names your freaking
email password, fuck's sake.
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Why do you know my email...
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Don't worry about semantics.
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Listen, pick up your phone,
call her, get a date with her.
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I... I don't,
I don't have her number.
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It's cool, I do.
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Wait,
how do you have her number?
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Stole Janice's phone in bio.
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You stole Janice's phone?
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- Yeah. We worked it out.
- That's just not...
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We're going on a date tonight.
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Let's go, Mike, chop chop.
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I lost my phone.
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Underneath your clothes,
by the desk.
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- How did you know it...
- They got an app for that.
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Dude, why are you tracking my...
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'Cause you lose
everything you touch.
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You'd lose your ball sack if it
wasn't attached to you.
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Look, you're still not doing
what I told you.
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Call her, it's not hard.
Let's go step by step.
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Dial 555-1138.
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You're gonna press call,
you're gonna take the phone
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up to your ear, it's gonna ring
once, twice, three times.
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Don't be alarmed.
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She might just be getting out of
the shower,
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about to wrap that towel around
her upper body,
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and then she's gonna pick up on
the fourth ring.
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Mike, I don't have all day.
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On that fourth ring,
you get to talk to her.
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But if it goes on
for a fifth ring,
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then she might not pick up,
'cause on the sixth ring
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it clicks dead,
but I wouldn't worry about that
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if I were you.
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Hello?
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Go, go, go.
Pick it up.
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- Hello?
- Hello, Kelsey...
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No, I'm not interested in buying
industrial strength
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commercial size garbage bags.
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- Thanks. Stop calling.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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It's Mike. Mike from school.
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Mike?
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Yup.
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Hey I didn't realize you
had my number.
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- Give it to me...
- I can't lie to you.
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Brett stole your phone number
from Janice's phone.
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Oh, my fucking God.
Hey, Donna...
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have you seen your son's
ball sack anywhere?
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Did you just yell "ball sack"?
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- No, no, no.
- I swear I just heard "ball sack."
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It was Brett.
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Brett has your ball sack?
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No, he was saying if my mom seen
my ball sack.
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Your ball sack or his ball?
I'm confused.
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It was a metaphor. Uh...
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Yeah, that's a...
that's a problem.
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Okay, look, just think back.
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Let's retrace your steps.
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Where do you feel
like you last felt them?
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I... I... I...
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Tell me you found them.
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Yup.
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That was a close call.
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I have my balls.
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- So, is that why you called?
- No, no. Uh...
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I, um...
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I like your music.
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It's Jackson and Jackie.
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Here, listen.
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It's an eight-track player,
by the way.
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Eight-track?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I actually pulled it out
of the dumpster this morning.
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Secretly.
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00:10:04,924 --> 00:10:06,092
Why secretly?
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Well, uh, my mom threw it away,
and when she throws things away
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she never
wants to see them again.
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She threw out
a bunch of old stuff, actually.
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There's a VHS player
with a tape inside.
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Oh, which... which, uh, tape?
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Titanic, tape one.
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Seriously, I mean,
how have we not talked
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since, like, what, eighth grade?
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I don't know, uh...
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Kelsey!
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Where the hell are you?
Get in here.
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I wanted this kitchen clean.
This floor does not look clean.
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How did I get stuck
with a kid...
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I'll be right there.
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Hey, Mike, I gotta go.
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- Kelsey!
- Sorry.
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Oh, yeah, no... no problem.
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Do you... Are you busy later?
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Uh... No.
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No plans.
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Do you want to hang out?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Pick me up at seven?
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Yeah. Cool, I can do that.
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Cool, I'll see you tonight.
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See... See you tonight.
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Kelsey!
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Who the hell are you
talking to?
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Get off the phone...
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"See you tonight"?
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You're seeing her tonight?
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I'm seeing her tonight, dude.
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- You picking her up?
- Yeah.
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What car are you gonna use,
the invisible one?
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- I'll just drive the van.
- Big back seat, nice.
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- Except one problem.
- What?
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Your parents are leaving for
Vegas.
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No.
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There's food in the fridge.
All right?
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You know what, Brett ate your
last chimichanga, though.
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I'm sorry. Have fun.
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- There's beer in the refrigerator.
- Mm-hm.
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If you want to have a party,
I'm okay with that.
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But I'm...
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I do not want any feet on my coffee table.
That's my one rule, okay?
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00:11:51,797 --> 00:11:53,165
I just...
I needed to borrow the car,
255
00:11:53,299 --> 00:11:55,601
'cause I have...
I have a date.
256
00:11:55,735 --> 00:11:57,069
You have a date?
257
00:11:57,203 --> 00:11:58,839
- Michael!
- My man.
258
00:11:58,972 --> 00:12:00,506
- That is great.
- Good for you.
259
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,241
You know what,
there's condoms upstairs
260
00:12:02,775 --> 00:12:04,243
on your dads bedside table,
so if you need to use 'em, get to it.
261
00:12:04,377 --> 00:12:05,879
Hey, we don't want
to become grandparents.
262
00:12:06,013 --> 00:12:07,014
We sure don't, all right?
263
00:12:07,146 --> 00:12:08,047
- But...
- You take care.
264
00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:09,016
Have fun, baby.
265
00:12:17,323 --> 00:12:19,492
Well, date's off.
266
00:12:20,928 --> 00:12:24,096
No, it's not, dude.
You give up too quick. Check it.
267
00:12:29,937 --> 00:12:31,939
Plain paint job, nice rims.
268
00:12:32,071 --> 00:12:33,239
Got a working AC.
269
00:12:33,372 --> 00:12:35,976
Not bad looking
for a starter car.
270
00:12:36,676 --> 00:12:39,245
You can swing, uh, three grand,
right?
271
00:12:43,884 --> 00:12:47,988
Can you just like stop being you
for like two seconds?
272
00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,589
Is that doable, maybe?
273
00:12:51,223 --> 00:12:53,159
I only have 2,700.
274
00:12:53,326 --> 00:12:54,427
Uh... Check your dad's
condom drawer.
275
00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:56,596
I think he has some cash
in there.
276
00:12:57,296 --> 00:12:58,598
- What?
- Dude.
277
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,099
I have a date tonight.
278
00:13:00,533 --> 00:13:02,702
I can't steal from my parents.
279
00:13:02,836 --> 00:13:04,071
It's not stealing.
280
00:13:04,503 --> 00:13:06,073
It's borrowing, and our whole
economy's built off that.
281
00:13:06,205 --> 00:13:08,441
And... sent.
282
00:13:08,842 --> 00:13:11,310
Some guy named Dennis expects
you in the morning,
283
00:13:11,444 --> 00:13:14,881
or nowish, I don't know,
I told him "some time."
284
00:13:15,015 --> 00:13:16,248
Are you ready to own a vehicle?
285
00:13:16,382 --> 00:13:18,150
Are you ready to be
better than Chet?
286
00:13:18,284 --> 00:13:19,685
Well, not better,
he's better looking,
287
00:13:19,819 --> 00:13:22,388
has a better car,
and is probably gonna end up
288
00:13:22,521 --> 00:13:25,257
taking your girl out,
wining, dining, 69-ing.
289
00:13:25,391 --> 00:13:27,793
That's how my dad met my mom.
290
00:13:28,996 --> 00:13:30,329
Are you my dad?
291
00:13:30,496 --> 00:13:32,465
Or are you the guy
that could have been my dad?
292
00:14:09,669 --> 00:14:12,171
- Hi there.
- Uh... Hi.
293
00:14:12,805 --> 00:14:13,806
How's it going?
294
00:14:14,007 --> 00:14:15,307
Good, good.
295
00:14:19,545 --> 00:14:20,981
- That's mine.
- Oh, uh...
296
00:14:21,114 --> 00:14:22,049
- Yeah.
- You, uh...
297
00:14:22,181 --> 00:14:23,349
Mike? Mike!
298
00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:24,817
Yo, hey, Mike.
299
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,786
Mikey, how you doing?
I just got your email.
300
00:14:26,987 --> 00:14:29,622
Something with my modem.
I have to keep rebooting it.
301
00:14:29,755 --> 00:14:31,424
You know how these freaking
cable companies are.
302
00:14:31,624 --> 00:14:33,559
Yeah, it's Dennis, man, Dennis.
How you doing?
303
00:14:33,693 --> 00:14:35,361
You must have been
on the way when I sent back.
304
00:14:35,494 --> 00:14:37,164
What about the car?
Where is she taking the car?
305
00:14:37,296 --> 00:14:38,832
I just sold that one.
306
00:14:39,198 --> 00:14:40,633
Signed, sealed, delivered.
307
00:14:40,766 --> 00:14:42,401
But I got three more cars out
here for you to see.
308
00:14:42,535 --> 00:14:43,669
You're absolutely gonna love
'em.
309
00:14:44,905 --> 00:14:46,272
Come on in,
make yourself at home.
310
00:14:46,405 --> 00:14:47,640
Look out for the cats.
311
00:14:47,773 --> 00:14:49,275
They're everywhere,
but they're fine.
312
00:14:49,408 --> 00:14:51,144
You want a beer or something?
313
00:14:51,277 --> 00:14:53,080
I'm fine. Thanks, though.
314
00:14:53,212 --> 00:14:55,281
How 'bout a burrito?
Dude, they're great with mustard.
315
00:14:55,414 --> 00:14:57,316
Some homeless turned me on to them one day.
He's out front eating it,
316
00:14:57,450 --> 00:14:58,885
and I said,
"Hey, what are you eating?"
317
00:14:59,019 --> 00:15:00,453
He says, "A burrito.
It's really good with mustard.
318
00:15:00,586 --> 00:15:01,754
You want a bite?"
319
00:15:02,122 --> 00:15:03,622
I said, "Well, what the hell,
I'm adventurous."
320
00:15:03,756 --> 00:15:05,125
I tried it, I went in
and bought a dozen.
321
00:15:05,257 --> 00:15:06,927
I'm telling you,
they're fantastic.
322
00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:09,361
Like the chicken myself.
They're awesome, man.
323
00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:10,997
So, uh...
324
00:15:12,298 --> 00:15:13,499
Mr. Dennis.
325
00:15:13,666 --> 00:15:15,234
Yo, what kid?
I got a bum ear.
326
00:15:15,634 --> 00:15:17,204
Just the car.
I just wanted to know...
327
00:15:17,603 --> 00:15:20,272
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got two cars
outside you're absolutely gonna love.
328
00:15:20,406 --> 00:15:22,341
Fine automobiles,
right up your alley.
329
00:15:22,475 --> 00:15:23,776
Don't worry about it.
330
00:15:26,245 --> 00:15:27,580
Say, you looking for
a watch upgrade?
331
00:15:27,813 --> 00:15:29,482
- Uh...
- They're really good man.
332
00:15:29,615 --> 00:15:31,218
Chinese construction,
Swiss movement.
333
00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:32,919
- I'm good, I'm good.
- How 'bout a necklace? 28 karat gold.
334
00:15:33,053 --> 00:15:34,353
Show your old lady
how much you love her.
335
00:15:34,487 --> 00:15:35,889
Uh... Thanks, but no thanks.
336
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,823
Watch out. Your feet.
337
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:40,559
It's got a bad motivator.
Kinda got a mind of its own now.
338
00:15:40,693 --> 00:15:42,963
It wound up in the backyard
last week.
339
00:15:47,934 --> 00:15:50,736
Hey, uh, Dennis...
Hey, thanks for everything,
340
00:15:50,871 --> 00:15:53,173
but I really...
I gotta get going.
341
00:15:53,572 --> 00:15:54,841
Whoa, whoa, whoa, kid.
Don't worry.
342
00:15:54,975 --> 00:15:56,442
I got a car out here you're
gonna love.
343
00:15:56,675 --> 00:15:58,677
Come on, come on.
Let me show it to you, let's go.
344
00:16:01,248 --> 00:16:04,650
No finer car out here.
2,995.
345
00:16:07,254 --> 00:16:08,487
Um...
346
00:16:09,288 --> 00:16:11,091
Thanks and all.
347
00:16:11,224 --> 00:16:13,359
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't go
anywhere without test driving it.
348
00:16:13,692 --> 00:16:15,962
Come on, kid, we'll take it for
a little spin.
349
00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:24,503
She's just warming up.
350
00:16:25,404 --> 00:16:27,274
She's calling your name, Mike.
Come on.
351
00:16:27,406 --> 00:16:29,809
Come on, don't be shy.
Have a look.
352
00:16:30,877 --> 00:16:32,812
Come on in, kid.
Come on, come on.
353
00:16:33,679 --> 00:16:35,081
What the fuck is this?
354
00:16:40,519 --> 00:16:42,055
Go on, put your foot in it.
355
00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:44,557
Feel that?
356
00:16:44,723 --> 00:16:47,593
That's 440 cubic inches under
your right foot, baby.
357
00:16:47,726 --> 00:16:48,862
She's got power to spare.
358
00:16:48,995 --> 00:16:50,663
This thing runs
like a scalded dog.
359
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:54,767
Two-and-half tons of fine
American steel surrounding ya.
360
00:16:54,901 --> 00:16:57,536
Who needs airbags when you got
that kind of security?
361
00:16:57,670 --> 00:16:59,172
This is when they made 'em
solid and stout.
362
00:16:59,306 --> 00:17:01,707
Baby, you hit something in this,
you don't need an airbag,
363
00:17:01,842 --> 00:17:03,475
because they're gonna know it,
you're not.
364
00:17:03,609 --> 00:17:04,643
You're gonna keep
flying down the road.
365
00:17:04,777 --> 00:17:06,279
And I know what you're thinking.
366
00:17:06,412 --> 00:17:08,414
The paints kinda faded
and the chromes not so bright,
367
00:17:08,547 --> 00:17:10,016
but you don't want to
blind people,
368
00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:12,685
you want to catch their eye.
You want to keep 'em glued to it.
369
00:17:12,818 --> 00:17:15,788
This car right here will do it
and the room.
370
00:17:15,989 --> 00:17:17,090
Can you feel it?
371
00:17:17,224 --> 00:17:19,226
It's like the great outdoors
with leather.
372
00:17:19,491 --> 00:17:20,961
This is Mikey's world
right here.
373
00:17:21,094 --> 00:17:24,563
This is your universe
on four tires, baby.
374
00:17:24,697 --> 00:17:27,399
Speaking of universe, look way out
there in the end of the galaxy.
375
00:17:27,533 --> 00:17:31,171
You're not gonna find more room in a
backseat, if you know what I mean, right?
376
00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:34,040
I got collectors
from here to Missouri
377
00:17:34,174 --> 00:17:37,978
kicking down my door, begging me
to sell 'em this car.
378
00:17:38,912 --> 00:17:39,913
Is...
379
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,147
What do you say?
380
00:17:41,281 --> 00:17:42,781
...that an eight-track player?
381
00:17:42,949 --> 00:17:46,152
What? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, you got a good eye kid.
382
00:17:46,286 --> 00:17:47,954
Yeah, this the latest and
greatest in high fidelity.
383
00:17:48,088 --> 00:17:50,623
It's like the vinyl
of car audio.
384
00:17:50,756 --> 00:17:53,626
You know, as a matter of fact...
385
00:17:53,759 --> 00:17:57,063
I'll even throw in some tapes.
386
00:18:45,045 --> 00:18:45,946
Hey!
387
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:31,091
My condolences.
You doing all right, hon?
388
00:19:31,358 --> 00:19:33,259
Um... Yeah. Why?
389
00:19:33,692 --> 00:19:34,928
Well clearly your grandpa
just died
390
00:19:35,095 --> 00:19:38,497
and he left you this very sturdy
automobile here.
391
00:19:40,066 --> 00:19:41,167
Um...
392
00:19:41,301 --> 00:19:43,003
Or is that not how you came to
be in possession
393
00:19:43,136 --> 00:19:45,472
- of this car, young man?
- No, no, I just bought it.
394
00:19:45,604 --> 00:19:47,073
I just got it.
395
00:19:47,474 --> 00:19:48,741
Funny.
396
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,878
Thought a kid like him
would get himself
397
00:19:52,012 --> 00:19:56,850
some sort of... neon green
piece of shit sedan...
398
00:19:58,351 --> 00:19:59,718
with spinning rims.
399
00:20:00,719 --> 00:20:02,889
But voluntarily purchasing
himself...
400
00:20:03,655 --> 00:20:05,258
- What is this?
- Chrysler, New Yorker.
401
00:20:05,392 --> 00:20:09,295
A Chrysler New Yorker
that got crapped out by 1966.
402
00:20:09,429 --> 00:20:11,231
Mm. It is a '65.
403
00:20:12,165 --> 00:20:13,933
A 1965.
404
00:20:16,202 --> 00:20:18,972
That just don't sound like sober
decision making to me, Davis.
405
00:20:19,105 --> 00:20:20,473
We been doing
any drinking today?
406
00:20:20,606 --> 00:20:22,008
Uh... No, nope.
407
00:20:22,674 --> 00:20:24,244
Any drug use?
408
00:20:24,377 --> 00:20:25,278
No.
409
00:20:26,046 --> 00:20:28,214
Marijuana?
Because that does qualify.
410
00:20:28,348 --> 00:20:30,083
I don't... I don't smoke.
411
00:20:30,884 --> 00:20:32,452
Texting while driving.
412
00:20:32,584 --> 00:20:33,819
No, see, I was just trying to...
413
00:20:33,953 --> 00:20:36,189
Let me just take a look at your
phone, please.
414
00:20:36,822 --> 00:20:38,124
Thank you.
415
00:20:42,829 --> 00:20:44,330
We're also gonna need license,
registration,
416
00:20:44,464 --> 00:20:46,399
- and proof of insurance.
- Yeah. Um...
417
00:20:46,533 --> 00:20:49,335
6:42 p.m., looks like
Brett sent you a sext.
418
00:20:49,469 --> 00:20:50,736
Yeah...
419
00:20:57,510 --> 00:20:58,811
Registration, too.
420
00:20:59,479 --> 00:21:00,980
And proof of insurance.
421
00:21:01,414 --> 00:21:02,415
Oh yeah, I don't have it yet.
422
00:21:02,549 --> 00:21:04,484
I just... I just bought the car.
423
00:21:04,616 --> 00:21:07,187
But there is a registration card
in this vehicle, right?
424
00:21:07,653 --> 00:21:09,721
Registered by the previous
owner.
425
00:21:09,889 --> 00:21:11,424
Who is Kelsey?
426
00:21:11,558 --> 00:21:14,828
Oh, um, Kelsey she's just
probably wondering where I am,
427
00:21:14,961 --> 00:21:17,530
'cause...
...we have a date.
428
00:21:17,663 --> 00:21:19,365
- Sorry?
- Just taking her out on a date.
429
00:21:19,499 --> 00:21:21,868
- Oh, here you go.
- Don't let him answer that.
430
00:21:30,276 --> 00:21:32,011
Mr. Duchovny, sir.
431
00:21:36,715 --> 00:21:38,284
- Hey.
- Hey.
432
00:21:38,418 --> 00:21:40,053
There's a thing called a GPS
now. Have you tried it before?
433
00:21:40,186 --> 00:21:42,355
Just, uh,
gotta run a few errands.
434
00:21:42,489 --> 00:21:45,525
I'll be there around eight,
if that's cool?
435
00:21:45,657 --> 00:21:47,026
Yeah, no problem.
436
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,095
- I'll see you then.
- You better.
437
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,934
So, um...
438
00:21:55,935 --> 00:21:59,339
Your running errands
on date night, huh?
439
00:22:04,643 --> 00:22:05,912
Uh-huh.
440
00:22:06,045 --> 00:22:08,780
- I gotta go get some, uh...
- Condoms.
441
00:22:09,715 --> 00:22:11,084
Yeah.
442
00:22:11,985 --> 00:22:13,853
- Yeah.
- Good boy.
443
00:22:23,463 --> 00:22:24,796
Great.
444
00:22:36,009 --> 00:22:38,344
Hey, uh, Dennis, I, um...
445
00:22:38,845 --> 00:22:40,113
This stuff was in the car.
446
00:22:40,246 --> 00:22:42,115
I think you left it
in the glove box.
447
00:22:43,116 --> 00:22:44,017
Dennis?
448
00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:06,005
Uh... Dennis?
449
00:23:10,543 --> 00:23:12,045
Hey, Dennis?
450
00:23:18,117 --> 00:23:18,817
Mm.
451
00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:22,322
This is not what it looks like
at all.
452
00:23:22,455 --> 00:23:23,623
Dennis.
453
00:23:23,822 --> 00:23:24,958
I bought a car from here,
from Dennis
454
00:23:25,258 --> 00:23:26,758
and I found this in
the glove compartment,
455
00:23:26,893 --> 00:23:27,961
I just wanted to return it.
456
00:23:28,094 --> 00:23:29,696
Hey!
457
00:23:29,829 --> 00:23:32,065
No, please!
458
00:23:32,198 --> 00:23:34,167
Damn, lady. I'm sorry.
459
00:23:35,902 --> 00:23:37,003
Where's my husband?
460
00:23:37,270 --> 00:23:40,173
I didn't...
461
00:23:58,191 --> 00:24:00,293
Come on.
Just get it together.
462
00:24:03,363 --> 00:24:04,364
Shut up.
463
00:24:06,065 --> 00:24:08,735
Just gotta get it...
Just pull it.
464
00:24:28,855 --> 00:24:30,123
I'm gonna shoot you anyway,
465
00:24:30,523 --> 00:24:32,824
so you might as well just come
out and get it over with.
466
00:24:39,132 --> 00:24:41,167
Where's my husband?
467
00:24:42,335 --> 00:24:47,073
Where is he?
468
00:24:51,344 --> 00:24:52,245
Hey!
469
00:24:56,049 --> 00:24:59,285
- Oh, God.
- Hey! Get back here!
470
00:25:00,386 --> 00:25:01,521
Whoa!
471
00:25:16,035 --> 00:25:18,404
All right,
let's just back up here.
472
00:25:18,538 --> 00:25:21,140
The vacuum cleaner got out on
the sidewalk how?
473
00:25:21,274 --> 00:25:23,276
Um... I don't know.
474
00:25:23,409 --> 00:25:25,578
I don't want your help.
475
00:25:25,712 --> 00:25:26,913
I don't want your help!
476
00:25:27,347 --> 00:25:30,283
Just get out of my house!
Just get out of my house!
477
00:25:30,416 --> 00:25:31,584
Just get out!
478
00:25:32,118 --> 00:25:33,386
Get out.
479
00:25:34,887 --> 00:25:36,022
I'm not a criminal.
480
00:25:36,155 --> 00:25:37,724
What did I do?
I didn't do anything.
481
00:25:37,857 --> 00:25:39,158
Oh, yeah?
482
00:25:43,596 --> 00:25:45,131
Don't answer that.
483
00:25:53,906 --> 00:25:55,274
Kelsey!
484
00:25:55,408 --> 00:25:56,442
Dinner.
485
00:26:02,181 --> 00:26:03,916
Yo, Kelsey.
486
00:26:04,050 --> 00:26:05,618
Shouldn't you be studying it up?
487
00:26:06,686 --> 00:26:10,490
Kelsey, are you eating
or going out?
488
00:26:17,029 --> 00:26:18,531
Michael,
thanks for calling us in
489
00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:21,334
about knock on the noggin,
we really appreciate it,
490
00:26:21,467 --> 00:26:23,069
but I can't help but wonder
491
00:26:23,202 --> 00:26:26,005
why were you even here
in the first place?
492
00:26:26,139 --> 00:26:27,940
I bought a car from Dennis.
493
00:26:28,074 --> 00:26:30,676
Here's the paperwork right here,
actually. My...
494
00:26:30,810 --> 00:26:33,513
You were meant to be out
romancing with Kelsey, right?
495
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:35,381
I...
496
00:26:37,183 --> 00:26:41,354
I left my watch
and actually speaking of time,
497
00:26:41,487 --> 00:26:43,656
- I do have to get going...
- If you don't take off your watch
498
00:26:43,790 --> 00:26:45,958
and leave it at a complete
stranger's house,
499
00:26:46,092 --> 00:26:48,327
you wouldn't be late.
Right?
500
00:26:48,461 --> 00:26:50,062
I don't know how true that is.
501
00:26:50,196 --> 00:26:51,964
Seeing as he hasn't taken off
his watch in two years
502
00:26:52,098 --> 00:26:53,499
and he's still late.
503
00:26:55,201 --> 00:26:57,270
I told you
I'd make it up to you.
504
00:26:58,037 --> 00:26:59,372
Oh, yes, you will.
505
00:27:01,307 --> 00:27:03,409
Who cares
about a freaking watch?
506
00:27:03,543 --> 00:27:06,646
I want to know who went
to my house and took my husband?
507
00:27:06,779 --> 00:27:08,581
Honey, we want those
answers the same as you
508
00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:10,650
but we gotta come at this from
every angle, right?
509
00:27:10,783 --> 00:27:13,854
'Cause your husband has got
himself a record,
510
00:27:13,986 --> 00:27:15,221
and you know that.
511
00:27:16,022 --> 00:27:20,293
Michael, let's talk turkey.
Got ourselves a missing person.
512
00:27:20,894 --> 00:27:22,028
Got a burglary.
513
00:27:22,628 --> 00:27:24,764
And we got you...
here at the scene.
514
00:27:24,898 --> 00:27:26,999
I didn't, I didn't take
anything. I swear, I didn't.
515
00:27:27,133 --> 00:27:28,501
You can check my car.
516
00:27:28,634 --> 00:27:31,737
Okay, did you see anything
of any value in here
517
00:27:31,872 --> 00:27:34,173
that maybe someone else would of
broken in for?
518
00:27:36,809 --> 00:27:38,010
Anything.
519
00:27:39,947 --> 00:27:42,248
Nothing out of the ordinary, no.
520
00:27:42,381 --> 00:27:43,349
No?
521
00:27:45,618 --> 00:27:46,619
Okay.
522
00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:48,588
Is it okay if I leave though?
523
00:27:48,721 --> 00:27:50,690
Yes, you're late.
524
00:27:50,823 --> 00:27:52,492
- Michael.
- Yes?
525
00:27:52,625 --> 00:27:54,427
You might want your phone.
526
00:27:54,994 --> 00:27:56,195
Thank you.
527
00:27:58,531 --> 00:28:01,467
Don't worry about it.
Go on, get out of here.
528
00:28:02,068 --> 00:28:03,603
Would you get that?
529
00:28:20,453 --> 00:28:21,787
So, Darla.
530
00:28:23,289 --> 00:28:24,790
How do you know Tony?
531
00:28:34,667 --> 00:28:37,436
- Missed a spot.
- Oh.
532
00:28:39,605 --> 00:28:41,774
So, uh, you change your mind on
that study sesh?
533
00:28:41,909 --> 00:28:43,576
Nope, taking out the trash.
534
00:28:45,946 --> 00:28:47,981
Go on, that's your cue.
535
00:28:48,114 --> 00:28:49,382
What?
536
00:28:53,553 --> 00:28:55,655
I got it.
That's funny.
537
00:28:55,788 --> 00:28:58,424
I'm good for a joke.
Not much else.
538
00:29:01,060 --> 00:29:03,329
- Something wrong?
- No, fine.
539
00:29:04,196 --> 00:29:05,698
You seem a little down.
540
00:29:06,198 --> 00:29:07,300
Do I?
541
00:29:11,470 --> 00:29:13,806
You know if you ever need
to get anything off your chest,
542
00:29:13,941 --> 00:29:15,008
I'm your guy, right?
543
00:29:15,909 --> 00:29:18,077
Something that I actually
really love.
544
00:29:18,210 --> 00:29:20,279
You know,
being the sympathetic ear
545
00:29:20,413 --> 00:29:21,514
for those who need it.
546
00:29:21,647 --> 00:29:23,850
That must be a really hard life.
547
00:29:23,984 --> 00:29:27,553
Being permanently attached to
the side of somebody's head.
548
00:29:27,687 --> 00:29:29,155
I mean, how do you deal
with the earwax?
549
00:29:29,422 --> 00:29:31,892
Do you, like, penetrate yourself
with a really big Q-tip?
550
00:29:32,025 --> 00:29:34,393
Are you seriously judging me
based on my appearance?
551
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,965
Why can't a good looking,
tri sport athlete
552
00:29:38,097 --> 00:29:41,267
love being the person who
shows up for a friend
553
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,735
when they need it?
554
00:29:54,014 --> 00:29:55,314
All right, Chet.
555
00:29:57,416 --> 00:29:58,718
Let's go for a ride.
556
00:30:00,686 --> 00:30:03,356
Or should I leave you two alone?
557
00:30:27,613 --> 00:30:30,683
Mike, money, check it out.
558
00:30:31,183 --> 00:30:32,518
It's a secret.
559
00:30:33,954 --> 00:30:36,756
No, we're not joining.
Don't get the pamphlets.
560
00:30:36,890 --> 00:30:39,625
Mrs. Madison,
I'm here to pick up Kelsey.
561
00:30:41,327 --> 00:30:42,595
Oh.
562
00:30:42,795 --> 00:30:43,763
I see.
563
00:30:43,997 --> 00:30:45,398
So you're the asshole
that stood her up?
564
00:30:45,631 --> 00:30:46,499
Look...
565
00:30:46,632 --> 00:30:48,534
- Earl.
- Yeah, yeah.
566
00:30:48,668 --> 00:30:50,636
- Look who's here.
- What's up, dear? What?
567
00:30:50,937 --> 00:30:53,907
- Look who's here.
- Yeah, what do you want?
568
00:30:54,107 --> 00:30:55,441
Just looking for...
569
00:30:55,574 --> 00:30:57,077
Come on, spit it out, kid.
What do you want?
570
00:30:57,209 --> 00:30:59,445
I'm really sorry I'm late,
but I ran into an emergency,
571
00:30:59,578 --> 00:31:02,581
and I promise
I can make it up to her.
572
00:31:02,715 --> 00:31:04,350
Yeah, yeah.
What? Make it up to her?
573
00:31:04,517 --> 00:31:05,852
What does that mean?
574
00:31:08,487 --> 00:31:11,424
I... I just wanted to talk her.
Is it okay if I talk to her right now?
575
00:31:11,557 --> 00:31:12,959
- Like really quickly.
- No.
576
00:31:13,693 --> 00:31:16,295
She left with that neighbor kid.
577
00:31:18,564 --> 00:31:20,167
Is that your heap
on the driveway?
578
00:31:20,299 --> 00:31:25,438
Oh look at that piece of...
Wait, is that a '61 Impala?
579
00:31:25,571 --> 00:31:26,973
What a piece of crap.
580
00:31:27,107 --> 00:31:28,541
No, wait.
581
00:31:36,917 --> 00:31:39,285
Okay, so he shoots Lenny
and then the story ends.
582
00:31:40,352 --> 00:31:42,856
Since we're just sitting
around here waiting for shit.
583
00:31:42,989 --> 00:31:44,891
Might as well talk about
why he does that.
584
00:31:45,192 --> 00:31:47,626
- What are you looking at me for?
- You know why.
585
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,663
- Shut the fuck up!
- Let's talk about the fucking books...
586
00:31:51,064 --> 00:31:52,765
Titanic on VHS.
587
00:31:56,402 --> 00:31:57,570
It's got two tapes.
588
00:31:58,171 --> 00:32:00,639
I don't want you
to think that...
589
00:32:01,307 --> 00:32:03,076
Wonder where the VCR is.
590
00:32:03,409 --> 00:32:05,377
That's what they do. The put a
fucking bullet in the back of the head.
591
00:32:05,511 --> 00:32:07,480
So what, he's too lazy to
take care of a sick pet?
592
00:32:07,613 --> 00:32:08,849
What?
Is that what you're saying?
593
00:32:08,982 --> 00:32:10,449
No, no. This has
nothing to do with that.
594
00:32:10,583 --> 00:32:12,585
Yes, it does.
Yes it fucking does.
595
00:32:12,718 --> 00:32:13,987
All right,
George was too afraid.
596
00:32:14,121 --> 00:32:15,755
He was too afraid to take care
of Lenny.
597
00:32:15,889 --> 00:32:17,590
He's too afraid
to fucking man up,
598
00:32:17,723 --> 00:32:20,326
put some hair on his fucking
chest, and take the fall.
599
00:32:20,459 --> 00:32:21,928
He takes the easy way out.
600
00:32:22,062 --> 00:32:23,462
That is not true!
601
00:32:23,596 --> 00:32:25,132
Yes, it is.
It's right there in the book.
602
00:32:25,264 --> 00:32:27,433
- He's fucking selfish.
- It was a mercy killing.
603
00:32:27,566 --> 00:32:28,902
It wasn't
a fucking mercy killing.
604
00:32:29,035 --> 00:32:30,603
George was covering
for his fucking self.
605
00:32:30,736 --> 00:32:31,938
Covering for himself
for what?
606
00:32:32,072 --> 00:32:33,439
In what world
did he commit a crime?
607
00:32:33,572 --> 00:32:35,108
Oh, my God,
did you miss the part
608
00:32:35,242 --> 00:32:37,443
where George does nothing while
Lenny murders Curley's wife?
609
00:32:37,576 --> 00:32:39,345
It wasn't murder.
He's an idiot.
610
00:32:39,478 --> 00:32:42,115
- How is he responsible...
- He's actually mentally disabled.
611
00:32:42,249 --> 00:32:45,018
- Shut up!
- See, even he gets it. Asshole.
612
00:32:45,152 --> 00:32:46,920
What the fuck?
Is this the fucking PC police?
613
00:32:47,053 --> 00:32:49,189
You know if your one job
is to keep an eye one someone
614
00:32:49,321 --> 00:32:51,323
that's not all there, then you lock
that shit down. You don't fuck around
615
00:32:51,457 --> 00:32:53,526
- with that shit.
- What do you know about caring about anybody?
616
00:32:53,659 --> 00:32:56,263
Oh, you've no fucking idea and an
idiot is totally fucking different.
617
00:32:56,395 --> 00:32:57,563
How so, Ricky?
618
00:32:57,696 --> 00:32:59,698
Textbook example.
619
00:32:59,833 --> 00:33:01,300
Hey, Ricky, you wanna watch
Titanic?
620
00:33:01,433 --> 00:33:03,036
Shut up.
You know, Vince,
621
00:33:03,170 --> 00:33:05,738
you've got zero awareness
of how you effect other people,
622
00:33:05,872 --> 00:33:07,473
- you know that?
- It's a romance.
623
00:33:07,706 --> 00:33:09,843
With your fucking words,
with your fucking actions.
624
00:33:09,976 --> 00:33:11,811
You just fly in like a big
fucking wrecking ball
625
00:33:11,945 --> 00:33:13,847
and you smash up
everybody's shit
626
00:33:14,014 --> 00:33:16,216
with no fucking regard.
And you know, I'm getting sick and tired
627
00:33:16,348 --> 00:33:18,818
- of having to hold you accountable...
- Donnie!
628
00:33:18,952 --> 00:33:21,687
Why the fuck are your feet on
the coffee table?
629
00:33:26,725 --> 00:33:28,594
No, you don't come into
somebody's home
630
00:33:28,727 --> 00:33:32,398
and disrespect the home by putting
your fucking feet on the coffee table.
631
00:33:32,531 --> 00:33:35,668
- You literally broke into this house.
- It's common courtesy 101.
632
00:33:35,801 --> 00:33:37,636
That is where people eat.
633
00:33:37,770 --> 00:33:39,039
People don't eat
on coffee tables.
634
00:33:39,172 --> 00:33:41,574
But people don't eat off it.
They just...
635
00:33:41,707 --> 00:33:44,211
Do you like the taste of your
own shit in your coffee?
636
00:33:44,677 --> 00:33:46,779
- You don't even drink coffee.
- Huh?
637
00:33:48,849 --> 00:33:49,850
No.
638
00:33:49,983 --> 00:33:51,684
When I pull my foot
out of your ass,
639
00:33:51,817 --> 00:33:54,287
I'm gonna wipe my shoe all over
the fucking coffee table,
640
00:33:54,420 --> 00:33:56,156
then you can taste
all the bullshit,
641
00:33:56,289 --> 00:33:58,024
shitty-ass, fucked up coffee
that you want
642
00:33:58,158 --> 00:34:00,492
and stop sucking face in front
of everybody,
643
00:34:00,626 --> 00:34:02,095
it's fucking disgusting!
644
00:34:02,229 --> 00:34:03,964
Get involved in this
goddamn book club,
645
00:34:04,097 --> 00:34:07,267
or I'm gonna fucking start
killing people, God damn it!
646
00:34:07,399 --> 00:34:09,102
Do I have to start
smoking inside?
647
00:34:15,842 --> 00:34:16,775
Huh?
648
00:34:17,476 --> 00:34:20,881
'Cause every time I step
outside, for my smoke break,
649
00:34:21,814 --> 00:34:24,951
you know, as an act
of courtesy to you all,
650
00:34:25,784 --> 00:34:29,655
when I come back in, everything
has gone to shit.
651
00:34:31,590 --> 00:34:33,126
So, maybe, I need to make you
652
00:34:33,260 --> 00:34:37,063
start inhaling my fucking
second-hand smoke.
653
00:34:37,663 --> 00:34:39,632
You make them inhale your
second-hand smoke, huh?
654
00:34:39,765 --> 00:34:43,003
Just for the 2,000th
fucking time...
655
00:34:44,603 --> 00:34:47,941
just... tolerate each other
656
00:34:48,540 --> 00:34:51,477
and then you can all go home,
657
00:34:51,610 --> 00:34:55,781
and... we never have to
see each other again.
658
00:34:59,418 --> 00:35:00,887
What about book club?
659
00:35:08,194 --> 00:35:09,095
Please.
660
00:35:12,165 --> 00:35:13,066
Please.
661
00:35:15,734 --> 00:35:17,436
Help me out here.
662
00:35:21,975 --> 00:35:24,810
So we can stop playing fucking
Brady Bunch.
663
00:35:30,016 --> 00:35:32,953
Fucking Christ man!
664
00:35:33,219 --> 00:35:36,389
Fuck, what do you do for an
encore, a fucking Brazilian?
665
00:35:36,522 --> 00:35:37,790
What the fuck?
666
00:35:38,624 --> 00:35:40,393
Look, what time is it?
667
00:35:40,526 --> 00:35:42,062
Anybody, ten o'clock?
668
00:35:42,195 --> 00:35:44,730
Roughly ten o'clock, right?
Ten o'clock on a Saturday night.
669
00:35:44,864 --> 00:35:47,167
Where else do you think a kid
with a new car would be?
670
00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:50,904
Out on a cruise, joyriding.
That's what these kids do.
671
00:35:51,037 --> 00:35:53,306
That's what those cars are
designed for.
672
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:58,477
Joyrides, it be fucking criminal if he was
doing anything else, man. No pun intended.
673
00:35:58,610 --> 00:36:00,914
That's what fucking concerns me.
674
00:36:01,047 --> 00:36:03,049
- Dennis, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
675
00:36:03,183 --> 00:36:06,685
'Cause Tony,
he was out on a joyride, too.
676
00:36:06,819 --> 00:36:08,088
- Right?
- Okay.
677
00:36:08,388 --> 00:36:12,758
In that same exact fucking car
that you let him borrow.
678
00:36:12,892 --> 00:36:14,160
Remember what happened to Tony?
679
00:36:14,294 --> 00:36:15,929
I didn't know all the shit
he was in to.
680
00:36:16,062 --> 00:36:17,931
He wanted to borrow a car, fine.
It's a shit box, man.
681
00:36:18,198 --> 00:36:22,002
It's worth 200 bucks. Think about it.
Just think about it.
682
00:36:23,136 --> 00:36:26,339
If I'd have known what the fuck
Tony was up to,
683
00:36:26,473 --> 00:36:27,941
you think for one fucking second
684
00:36:28,074 --> 00:36:30,276
I would have sold that kid,
Mikey, the fucking car?
685
00:36:31,610 --> 00:36:32,946
No, no, man.
686
00:36:33,079 --> 00:36:35,315
It doesn't take a genius to
figure that out.
687
00:36:35,448 --> 00:36:37,150
For fuck's sake, man.
688
00:36:37,283 --> 00:36:39,085
I could be a sailor,
I could be a priest.
689
00:36:39,219 --> 00:36:41,087
I could swear to you seven
different ways
690
00:36:41,221 --> 00:36:44,024
to fucking doomsday,
but I swear to ya,
691
00:36:44,157 --> 00:36:45,859
I don't know shit.
692
00:37:08,547 --> 00:37:09,916
You don't know anything?
693
00:37:11,151 --> 00:37:12,318
No.
694
00:37:13,486 --> 00:37:14,521
Okay.
695
00:37:15,055 --> 00:37:18,557
Well, let me tell you
what I know.
696
00:37:21,961 --> 00:37:27,699
I know that... that five star
beach side resort
697
00:37:27,834 --> 00:37:30,636
in the sky
that Tony checked into,
698
00:37:31,471 --> 00:37:33,106
I know that they're always
699
00:37:33,306 --> 00:37:35,774
accepting new clientele,
you know?
700
00:37:37,010 --> 00:37:40,947
You know there's always a...
vacancy open there...
701
00:37:42,115 --> 00:37:44,683
and... Dennis...
702
00:37:45,751 --> 00:37:48,254
if that fucking car
does not show up...
703
00:37:52,992 --> 00:37:54,861
I'm gonna check myself in.
704
00:37:58,697 --> 00:38:00,033
But...
705
00:38:01,101 --> 00:38:02,634
you're gonna check in first.
706
00:38:02,768 --> 00:38:04,904
Come on, man,
what are you doing? I've got...
707
00:38:05,972 --> 00:38:09,109
Somebody give me
a goddamn drill.
708
00:39:34,627 --> 00:39:35,895
One second.
709
00:39:37,330 --> 00:39:39,132
Excuse me.
See I think...
710
00:39:39,265 --> 00:39:41,067
- We used to own this car.
- Right, yes, yes.
711
00:39:41,201 --> 00:39:42,535
We used to own this car,
I think.
712
00:39:42,669 --> 00:39:43,802
Hey, hang on.
713
00:39:44,604 --> 00:39:47,340
Yeah, it's still there.
It looks good, too.
714
00:39:47,473 --> 00:39:48,740
I redid the seat cover.
715
00:39:48,875 --> 00:39:50,443
The blood wouldn't come out.
716
00:39:51,678 --> 00:39:54,447
Oh, sorry.
This was 1982.
717
00:39:54,581 --> 00:39:56,349
We were out on the highway
in the middle of nowhere.
718
00:39:56,482 --> 00:39:59,018
No idea where I was,
the cops are hightailing after us.
719
00:39:59,152 --> 00:40:01,054
- I'm screaming like you wouldn't believe.
- Right, right.
720
00:40:01,187 --> 00:40:02,488
- And then my water broke.
- Right, right.
721
00:40:02,622 --> 00:40:04,224
- So, I gotta pull over.
- It's our first born.
722
00:40:04,357 --> 00:40:06,192
And the second I do,
there's cops everywhere.
723
00:40:06,326 --> 00:40:08,760
- They got their guns drawn.
- They think he's a kidnapper.
724
00:40:08,895 --> 00:40:10,263
They're hollering.
725
00:40:10,463 --> 00:40:12,031
- They're telling us all...
- I'm yelling, "Stop!
726
00:40:12,165 --> 00:40:13,933
Somebody's gotta grab this baby
coming out of me."
727
00:40:14,067 --> 00:40:16,002
So, I'm just like, "Sorry, Officer,
I gotta help my wife right now,
728
00:40:16,135 --> 00:40:17,803
- you can arrest me later."
- So at this point.
729
00:40:17,937 --> 00:40:19,172
I've gotta...
I've gotta stretch out.
730
00:40:19,305 --> 00:40:20,707
Right, good thing
it was a bench seat.
731
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:21,674
And I close my eyes
and push.
732
00:40:21,807 --> 00:40:23,209
And our little girl...
733
00:40:24,677 --> 00:40:27,213
she just falls out into my arms.
734
00:40:31,817 --> 00:40:35,121
And then the placenta pops out
of me and hits him in the face,
735
00:40:35,255 --> 00:40:38,524
and he falls backwards,
but he does not drop our baby.
736
00:40:38,658 --> 00:40:41,394
That's when I knew.
World's greatest dad.
737
00:40:41,527 --> 00:40:42,495
Oh.
738
00:40:44,831 --> 00:40:45,932
Gosh.
739
00:40:46,866 --> 00:40:48,800
- Time flies.
- Hm.
740
00:41:04,384 --> 00:41:07,520
Hey, this might be
a little strange,
741
00:41:07,654 --> 00:41:09,389
or, I don't know, rude,
but...
742
00:41:09,989 --> 00:41:12,191
Could we take the car out
for a drive?
743
00:41:12,791 --> 00:41:14,160
Oh, uh...
744
00:41:14,294 --> 00:41:15,628
Well, you could go
with us, of course.
745
00:41:15,762 --> 00:41:16,963
I... I... I...
746
00:41:17,096 --> 00:41:19,198
Yeah,
we wouldn't run off with her.
747
00:41:19,332 --> 00:41:20,933
We could pay you something.
748
00:41:21,067 --> 00:41:24,803
No, no that's okay.
I honestly should be getting...
749
00:41:24,937 --> 00:41:27,373
Three hundred.
What do you think?
750
00:41:27,507 --> 00:41:29,142
Three hundred,
is that good for, I don't know,
751
00:41:29,275 --> 00:41:30,977
20 minutes, half an hour?
752
00:41:31,944 --> 00:41:33,880
Well, we can pay you more
if you want?
753
00:41:34,013 --> 00:41:35,081
I don't know, a thousand?
754
00:41:35,214 --> 00:41:38,217
- What?
- That's okay, um...
755
00:41:39,085 --> 00:41:41,954
It's... 300 is fine.
756
00:41:42,655 --> 00:41:43,890
Thank you.
757
00:41:44,023 --> 00:41:46,025
That's more than 300.
758
00:41:57,036 --> 00:41:58,204
Let's go.
759
00:42:14,053 --> 00:42:16,089
Kinda cold,
do you want some heat?
760
00:42:19,726 --> 00:42:21,260
You remember that?
761
00:42:22,095 --> 00:42:24,163
How could I forget?
762
00:42:27,066 --> 00:42:28,901
You wanna drive up there?
763
00:42:35,208 --> 00:42:36,342
There's the turn.
764
00:42:42,382 --> 00:42:44,083
Um... Where are we going?
765
00:43:18,017 --> 00:43:19,652
The town's really changed.
766
00:43:22,655 --> 00:43:23,923
I'll be darned.
767
00:43:27,827 --> 00:43:29,662
I've never been up here before.
768
00:43:30,930 --> 00:43:33,065
We came here on our first date.
769
00:43:47,747 --> 00:43:49,415
Some things never change.
770
00:44:18,077 --> 00:44:19,545
Is that it?
771
00:44:20,213 --> 00:44:21,414
I'm sorry baby.
772
00:44:21,547 --> 00:44:23,616
- Get off.
- I'm sorry.
773
00:44:24,383 --> 00:44:26,419
Take care of myself later.
774
00:44:32,391 --> 00:44:33,459
Donnie.
775
00:44:36,028 --> 00:44:37,230
Donnie.
776
00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:43,236
Is that that stupid car?
777
00:44:48,641 --> 00:44:49,943
- Bro.
- What's up, Yoko Ono?
778
00:44:50,076 --> 00:44:51,677
Fucking up somebody else's shit?
779
00:44:51,811 --> 00:44:53,379
Calm down.
780
00:44:53,746 --> 00:44:55,248
Hey, when's the last time you
did something not named Mikaylah?
781
00:44:55,481 --> 00:44:58,818
Listen man, the kid,
his freaking car is right here,
782
00:44:58,952 --> 00:45:00,586
right in front of my eyes, bro.
783
00:45:01,053 --> 00:45:04,290
You know that spot,
that make out spot with the dope-ass view?
784
00:45:05,224 --> 00:45:06,759
I'm just gonna handle it
real quick.
785
00:45:06,894 --> 00:45:08,962
No, no, no you're not gonna
handle shit. Okay, brain trust?
786
00:45:09,095 --> 00:45:11,464
You remember the last time I had
you handle something?
787
00:45:11,999 --> 00:45:13,366
Do you remember Stanley?
788
00:45:13,533 --> 00:45:16,102
My best friend in the whole
world, Stanley,
789
00:45:16,235 --> 00:45:17,637
do you remember that?
790
00:45:18,437 --> 00:45:20,306
Hamsters are not aquatic, Lenny!
791
00:45:20,439 --> 00:45:21,374
What the fuck is happening?
792
00:45:21,507 --> 00:45:23,643
Donnie found the car.
793
00:45:26,212 --> 00:45:27,580
Fucking go get it.
794
00:46:01,014 --> 00:46:02,214
Um...
795
00:46:36,917 --> 00:46:38,250
Hi.
796
00:46:41,554 --> 00:46:43,189
Fuck! Get off her!
797
00:46:43,322 --> 00:46:44,690
Jesus!
798
00:46:44,824 --> 00:46:45,725
What the fuck?
799
00:46:49,295 --> 00:46:50,931
Hey, let go of me!
800
00:46:51,697 --> 00:46:54,101
Sorry,
we're gonna have to kill you.
801
00:46:54,233 --> 00:46:55,267
You saw our faces.
802
00:46:55,401 --> 00:46:56,736
Should have wore a mask.
803
00:46:56,870 --> 00:46:58,337
Shannon, knock it off.
804
00:46:58,471 --> 00:47:00,539
Will both of you shut the fuck
up and get this done?
805
00:47:00,673 --> 00:47:02,042
Will you stop yelling?
806
00:47:02,541 --> 00:47:03,977
I got somewhere to be and we all
got a fucking book to read.
807
00:47:04,111 --> 00:47:05,745
Yeah, well you can read it by
your own damn self,
808
00:47:05,879 --> 00:47:08,547
'cause after this jobs through,
I'm fucking quitting.
809
00:47:08,681 --> 00:47:10,182
You're quitting book club?
810
00:47:14,220 --> 00:47:15,721
Yeah, I'm quitting book club
811
00:47:15,856 --> 00:47:17,590
and being sucked into
one bone-head job
812
00:47:17,723 --> 00:47:20,259
after another and watching you
fuck 'em all up.
813
00:47:20,393 --> 00:47:21,862
- Real mature.
- Over and over again.
814
00:47:22,461 --> 00:47:24,664
- Real fucking mature.
- I can set my watch to your fucking screw ups.
815
00:47:24,797 --> 00:47:26,465
What are we gonna do
without you?
816
00:47:26,599 --> 00:47:29,335
Anyone can do my job, dumb ass.
817
00:47:29,468 --> 00:47:30,937
No, they can't.
818
00:47:32,005 --> 00:47:34,473
You want to quit?
Then get the fuck out of here.
819
00:47:34,607 --> 00:47:38,210
I'll do your part. I'll shoot all three of
these motherfuckers and load them in the car.
820
00:47:38,344 --> 00:47:40,947
- You can't fucking shoot them. Of course you...
- Why are you still talking?
821
00:47:41,081 --> 00:47:42,748
You just said you're gonna
fucking quit.
822
00:47:42,883 --> 00:47:44,417
I don't quit
in the middle of shit.
823
00:47:44,550 --> 00:47:45,818
You literally just said
you're gonna quit.
824
00:47:45,952 --> 00:47:47,186
I said I'm quitting after.
825
00:47:48,021 --> 00:47:49,522
- And leave us to do all the fucking work.
- I fucking said I quit after,
826
00:47:49,655 --> 00:47:50,891
- you fucking asshole.
- What the fuck?
827
00:47:51,323 --> 00:47:52,993
- That's exactly what you said.
- Do you not understand me?
828
00:47:53,559 --> 00:47:55,795
Do you not hear the words that
are coming out of your fucking mouth?
829
00:47:55,929 --> 00:47:57,196
- Chill out, Vince.
- Where the fuck is Donnie? I need to hit someone.
830
00:48:06,272 --> 00:48:07,807
Should we help them?
831
00:48:08,374 --> 00:48:09,508
Nope.
832
00:48:09,642 --> 00:48:11,343
It's not like I could help,
anyway.
833
00:48:14,380 --> 00:48:19,052
Why are you just regurgitating those stupid
shit comments that Vince makes about you?
834
00:48:19,186 --> 00:48:20,887
I mean, what's Vince even doing?
835
00:48:21,021 --> 00:48:24,590
Sitting around on his ass,
talking about that lame-ass book.
836
00:48:24,724 --> 00:48:27,460
It's not even a book.
It's a novella.
837
00:48:31,497 --> 00:48:32,966
Hey, hey, hey.
838
00:48:34,101 --> 00:48:35,334
Oh, fucking... Jeez!
839
00:49:06,133 --> 00:49:07,767
Babe, you're a badass.
840
00:49:08,201 --> 00:49:10,536
That's generous.
841
00:49:14,573 --> 00:49:16,642
Are you gonna kick some ass
for me?
842
00:49:20,213 --> 00:49:22,015
Quit fucking fighting me.
843
00:49:28,255 --> 00:49:29,688
You want this, huh?
844
00:49:30,223 --> 00:49:31,824
Open your fucking mouth.
845
00:49:35,128 --> 00:49:36,830
Hit 'em, baby, hit 'em.
846
00:49:44,570 --> 00:49:46,139
What the fuck?
847
00:49:49,475 --> 00:49:50,442
Get him in the car!
848
00:49:50,576 --> 00:49:52,378
Get him in the car!
849
00:49:54,014 --> 00:49:57,616
God damn it!
This fucking day is shit!
850
00:50:06,525 --> 00:50:08,327
Goddamn it! My fingers.
851
00:50:08,460 --> 00:50:10,563
Go! Just go!
Drive!
852
00:50:10,696 --> 00:50:13,399
It's not starting!
It's not starting!
853
00:50:18,138 --> 00:50:19,471
Go!
854
00:50:52,339 --> 00:50:53,706
Brett.
855
00:50:53,874 --> 00:50:54,941
You're never gonna guess where
we are right now.
856
00:50:55,075 --> 00:50:56,775
No, no. No, Brett.
857
00:50:56,910 --> 00:50:59,678
- Cosmic bowling, dude.
- Brett, I need your help.
858
00:50:59,812 --> 00:51:01,680
Listen. Brett, Brett.
859
00:51:01,814 --> 00:51:03,649
- Everybody here sucks.
- No, Brett, listen.
860
00:51:07,419 --> 00:51:09,089
That's right! Pick it up!
Pick it up.
861
00:51:09,222 --> 00:51:10,389
That's down.
862
00:51:10,789 --> 00:51:13,492
That's a strike! Well, close,
but that's a strike!
863
00:51:16,997 --> 00:51:17,998
Are you okay?
864
00:51:19,866 --> 00:51:21,167
Roger?
865
00:51:21,301 --> 00:51:22,501
Roger?
866
00:51:37,217 --> 00:51:38,550
Mike?
867
00:51:39,119 --> 00:51:40,186
Mike!
868
00:51:40,887 --> 00:51:41,687
Hey.
869
00:51:42,322 --> 00:51:45,424
The cops are gonna be here soon.
I'm just letting you know.
870
00:51:48,328 --> 00:51:49,762
And your grandma's awake.
871
00:51:49,896 --> 00:51:51,965
So, if you want to come back
and see her, you can.
872
00:51:52,098 --> 00:51:53,934
What about grandpa?
873
00:51:54,067 --> 00:51:55,201
He's dead.
874
00:53:53,319 --> 00:53:55,955
I know, I know this is what
everyone says,
875
00:53:56,089 --> 00:53:57,524
but I swear to you that...
876
00:53:57,656 --> 00:53:58,992
It's not what it looks like.
877
00:53:59,792 --> 00:54:01,194
You're holding it for a friend?
878
00:54:01,995 --> 00:54:03,496
Spacemen made you do it?
879
00:54:03,629 --> 00:54:04,931
Okay, hold on.
880
00:54:10,103 --> 00:54:11,071
Okay, um...
881
00:54:11,204 --> 00:54:13,406
You know that
I got the car today,
882
00:54:13,540 --> 00:54:18,078
but that stuff must have been
in there before I got it,
883
00:54:18,211 --> 00:54:21,580
and I swear to you,
it's... it's not mine.
884
00:54:21,713 --> 00:54:22,815
It's not.
885
00:54:27,554 --> 00:54:28,955
It's not his.
886
00:54:31,157 --> 00:54:32,192
It's not his.
887
00:54:38,231 --> 00:54:40,900
Thanks.
888
00:54:41,034 --> 00:54:42,768
- It's ours.
- What?
889
00:54:50,176 --> 00:54:53,812
Wait, wait, wait.
890
00:54:54,646 --> 00:54:55,482
Stop.
891
00:55:34,621 --> 00:55:35,855
Good boy.
892
00:55:39,791 --> 00:55:41,227
Thank you, Tony!
893
00:56:03,883 --> 00:56:04,984
Wait.
894
00:56:05,418 --> 00:56:06,853
My...
895
00:56:06,986 --> 00:56:08,955
Yeah, that's my gutter queen!
896
00:56:13,993 --> 00:56:16,062
Oh, my God, Jurassic Park.
897
00:56:16,896 --> 00:56:18,631
I got a pet velociraptor.
898
00:56:18,764 --> 00:56:20,732
What did you do for Kelsey,
Mike?
899
00:56:37,450 --> 00:56:38,784
Hey, hey.
900
00:56:38,952 --> 00:56:39,953
- Hey, stop, stop, stop.
- Hey, stop, stop.
901
00:56:40,086 --> 00:56:41,588
What the fuck are you doing?
902
00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:44,624
Why are you waving your goddamn
gun at the fucking thing?
903
00:56:44,756 --> 00:56:47,193
Because I'm trying to get
the fucking idiot to stop.
904
00:56:47,327 --> 00:56:48,661
Fuck's sakes!
905
00:56:48,995 --> 00:56:50,597
- Fuck you, all right?
- In your wildest fucking dreams.
906
00:56:50,729 --> 00:56:53,499
Oh, God, that makes me
want to fucking vomit.
907
00:58:07,607 --> 00:58:10,209
Boom! I get knocked right
across the face with a flashlight.
908
00:58:10,343 --> 00:58:12,078
I get...
I'm knocked down on the ground,
909
00:58:12,211 --> 00:58:13,546
the other cop, he just starts
kicking me and kicking me,
910
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:15,515
and then right after that,
he snorts cocaine.
911
00:58:15,648 --> 00:58:17,417
He just snorted cocaine,
then they just take the car
912
00:58:17,550 --> 00:58:20,119
and throw my bike out
and then run it over,
913
00:58:20,253 --> 00:58:22,455
and yeah, that's...
914
00:58:25,925 --> 00:58:27,593
that's how I'm late.
915
00:58:30,496 --> 00:58:32,598
At least you still
have your ball sack.
916
00:58:43,576 --> 00:58:44,577
I'm sorry.
917
00:58:46,312 --> 00:58:50,183
Well, I didn't have to third
wheel with Chet and the Porsche.
918
00:58:50,616 --> 00:58:51,751
More like a fifth wheel.
919
00:58:51,884 --> 00:58:53,419
So, there's a spare tire, then?
920
00:58:53,653 --> 00:58:55,788
No, the donut.
That you really shouldn't even drive on.
921
00:58:55,922 --> 00:58:57,357
That was me.
922
00:58:57,824 --> 00:58:59,492
- You didn't even make it more than 50 miles, then?
- No, thank God
923
00:59:03,529 --> 00:59:06,032
Are you sure you don't need like
an ice pack or something?
924
00:59:06,165 --> 00:59:09,001
Um... I actually don't like it
when it's too cold
925
00:59:09,135 --> 00:59:11,037
on the wound, it's weird.
926
00:59:11,170 --> 00:59:12,972
- I don't know.
- What, why?
927
00:59:13,106 --> 00:59:14,574
I don't know. Um...
928
00:59:15,274 --> 00:59:17,577
- Like, 'cause...
- You're sensitive.
929
00:59:18,010 --> 00:59:19,011
What?
930
00:59:19,145 --> 00:59:20,413
Why are you embarrassed?
931
00:59:21,748 --> 00:59:24,317
More people could use a little
more of that.
932
00:59:24,450 --> 00:59:26,486
Like my parents.
933
00:59:27,220 --> 00:59:29,288
Okay your mom did talk
about my car a lot.
934
00:59:29,422 --> 00:59:33,459
It's ugly, but I honestly
just thought it was me...
935
00:59:34,060 --> 00:59:35,495
showing up late.
936
00:59:35,628 --> 00:59:38,531
No, they're great at reminding
me how shitty I am.
937
00:59:40,066 --> 00:59:41,367
What makes you say that?
938
00:59:43,603 --> 00:59:45,538
That doesn't sound like
something...
939
00:59:45,671 --> 00:59:47,039
Something I would say?
940
00:59:47,173 --> 00:59:48,641
Not really.
941
00:59:48,775 --> 00:59:49,976
Why?
942
00:59:50,476 --> 00:59:51,411
I mean, you...
943
00:59:52,111 --> 00:59:55,281
You get a lot of things right
and I feel like you know that.
944
00:59:55,415 --> 00:59:56,716
Oh, so you're calling me
arrogant?
945
00:59:56,850 --> 00:59:59,385
- No, no. I just...
- I'm over confidant.
946
00:59:59,519 --> 01:00:01,154
- No, Kelsey, you're...
- I'm...
947
01:00:01,287 --> 01:00:04,424
Kelsey, you're perfect...
perfectly confident.
948
01:00:06,592 --> 01:00:08,060
Nobody's perfect, Mike.
949
01:00:09,729 --> 01:00:14,267
Okay, well, if we were all made
out of oatmeal...
950
01:00:16,837 --> 01:00:18,171
What?
951
01:00:18,304 --> 01:00:20,239
Listen, and like Goldilocks
walked in, okay,
952
01:00:20,373 --> 01:00:22,208
- she'd pick your bowl.
- Oh, okay, yeah.
953
01:00:22,475 --> 01:00:25,745
- Be the bowl she picked.
- So, the asshole, arrogant, swollen head oatmeal
954
01:00:25,879 --> 01:00:28,581
- is over there?
- Exactly. And then, I'm on the other side of that.
955
01:00:28,714 --> 01:00:30,283
- Well, that's not fun.
- You're in the middle.
956
01:00:30,416 --> 01:00:31,617
Oh, okay,
so we're next to each other?
957
01:00:31,751 --> 01:00:33,953
- Yeah, totally, yeah.
- Okay, well...
958
01:00:34,420 --> 01:00:37,190
This bowl right here is big
enough for both of us.
959
01:00:37,757 --> 01:00:40,960
I mean, that's Goldilocks' bowl.
I can't touch that. That's...
960
01:00:41,093 --> 01:00:43,329
Yeah, but it's nice over here.
961
01:00:46,999 --> 01:00:48,401
Not too warm?
962
01:00:50,403 --> 01:00:52,438
- Not too cold.
- Yeah?
963
01:00:56,976 --> 01:00:58,411
Well, uh...
964
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:15,394
Actually, um...
965
01:01:17,463 --> 01:01:19,265
- Do you want to...
- Come in?
966
01:01:19,398 --> 01:01:21,000
Do you want... Yeah.
967
01:01:21,667 --> 01:01:22,702
Finally.
968
01:01:23,736 --> 01:01:25,204
Could of swore
I locked the door.
969
01:01:25,338 --> 01:01:26,907
- This is it.
- Nice place.
970
01:01:27,039 --> 01:01:28,741
This is our humble abode.
971
01:01:29,308 --> 01:01:31,310
- Welcome.
- Oh, wow.
972
01:01:31,945 --> 01:01:33,045
Who is this?
973
01:01:33,179 --> 01:01:34,580
That's...
That's me.
974
01:01:34,714 --> 01:01:36,749
So, this was taken
yesterday, obviously.
975
01:01:36,884 --> 01:01:39,285
You want like a beer or
something?
976
01:01:39,418 --> 01:01:40,686
Yeah, sure.
977
01:01:41,922 --> 01:01:43,155
Wow, two sinks, huh?
978
01:01:43,289 --> 01:01:45,525
Oh, yeah,
we're kinda fancy out here.
979
01:01:45,758 --> 01:01:48,394
- Should I take my shoes off?
- No, no, you're fine.
980
01:01:48,528 --> 01:01:50,530
Just don't put your feet
on the coffee table,
981
01:01:50,663 --> 01:01:53,332
'cause my mom will have, like,
a heart attack,
982
01:01:53,466 --> 01:01:55,234
and yeah, so no feet.
983
01:01:57,203 --> 01:01:59,805
Um, I think, yeah,
Brett took all the beer,
984
01:01:59,940 --> 01:02:01,307
but we have soda...
985
01:02:11,617 --> 01:02:12,853
Please stop goddamn moving.
986
01:02:12,986 --> 01:02:15,054
Don't... Don't fucking move.
987
01:02:15,187 --> 01:02:17,089
Get out from behind
the fucking fridge.
988
01:02:18,291 --> 01:02:20,861
Move... Move from behind...
989
01:02:20,994 --> 01:02:24,297
Move from behind the fridge!
And close the goddamn door.
990
01:02:24,430 --> 01:02:26,165
You're letting
all the cold air out.
991
01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:30,403
Now, where's the fucking car?
992
01:02:32,071 --> 01:02:33,172
Um...
993
01:02:34,206 --> 01:02:35,441
I, um...
994
01:02:36,442 --> 01:02:38,444
I don't have it.
995
01:02:39,478 --> 01:02:42,548
I swear, I'm not lying.
I don't have the car.
996
01:02:42,682 --> 01:02:44,317
I swear,
just don't point it at her.
997
01:02:44,450 --> 01:02:46,452
Well, I'm feeling a little bit
fucking confused.
998
01:02:46,586 --> 01:02:47,955
A little confused right now,
999
01:02:48,087 --> 01:02:49,589
because this patron saint
of the neighborhood,
1000
01:02:49,722 --> 01:02:55,494
he swore to me that he sold it
to you... today.
1001
01:02:55,628 --> 01:02:56,796
Well, technically,
it was yesterday,
1002
01:02:56,930 --> 01:02:58,531
it's past midnight, so...
1003
01:03:00,700 --> 01:03:02,735
Hey, hey I swear.
I don't have the car, man.
1004
01:03:02,869 --> 01:03:05,438
A couple of cops, they came and they
took it from me and they jumped me...
1005
01:03:05,571 --> 01:03:08,608
Just don't, no.
Just stop speaking.
1006
01:03:09,308 --> 01:03:13,179
I have been listening
to idiots speaking,
1007
01:03:13,312 --> 01:03:16,950
and excusing
for the last week-and-a-half,
1008
01:03:17,084 --> 01:03:19,585
and now,
when all I want to do...
1009
01:03:20,519 --> 01:03:24,523
is just drown myself in hard
alcohol, I can't.
1010
01:03:25,658 --> 01:03:28,527
'Cause one fucking idiot shot
another fucking idiot,
1011
01:03:28,661 --> 01:03:31,098
fucking up instructions
so goddamn simple,
1012
01:03:31,397 --> 01:03:33,766
my poor sweet nana,
who had Alzheimer's by the way,
1013
01:03:33,900 --> 01:03:35,969
she could have rolled out of
the goddamn grave
1014
01:03:36,103 --> 01:03:37,169
and done it herself.
1015
01:03:37,303 --> 01:03:38,905
I swear to Christ.
1016
01:03:39,039 --> 01:03:42,109
It's just like that fucking
short story, Of Mice and Men,
1017
01:03:42,642 --> 01:03:45,244
with the fucking...
the big guy...
1018
01:03:45,678 --> 01:03:48,180
It's a novella, actually.
1019
01:04:10,670 --> 01:04:11,838
Oh, God.
1020
01:04:12,271 --> 01:04:13,773
Am I the fucking idiot?
1021
01:04:15,608 --> 01:04:17,978
I'm the fucking idiot.
It's me.
1022
01:04:18,111 --> 01:04:19,278
I'm the fucking idiot.
1023
01:04:21,114 --> 01:04:22,214
Excuse me.
1024
01:04:22,983 --> 01:04:24,250
Don't fucking move.
1025
01:04:25,052 --> 01:04:26,419
Hello?
1026
01:04:26,987 --> 01:04:28,421
- Oh, you finally pick up.
- Yeah, what?
1027
01:04:28,554 --> 01:04:29,990
Yeah, we need fucking...
1028
01:04:30,289 --> 01:04:31,524
Well, what the fuck is going on?
1029
01:04:33,126 --> 01:04:36,063
I'm losing you. Do you have...
Hello? Hello?
1030
01:04:36,195 --> 01:04:37,396
I can't...
1031
01:04:39,598 --> 01:04:41,534
I know how to find the car!
1032
01:04:41,667 --> 01:04:44,871
I know how to find the car!
I know... I know how to find it.
1033
01:04:45,371 --> 01:04:46,372
What?
1034
01:04:46,973 --> 01:04:49,542
My phone...
I dropped it in the car
1035
01:04:49,675 --> 01:04:53,312
before the cops took it.
I can track it on that app.
1036
01:04:53,813 --> 01:04:56,615
I lose my phone all the time.
Anyways, I can track it,
1037
01:04:56,749 --> 01:04:59,418
it can tell us exactly
where they are, but, um...
1038
01:05:00,252 --> 01:05:05,158
sir, if we show you,
you have to...
1039
01:05:05,892 --> 01:05:09,361
you have to let us go
and you can't kill anyone.
1040
01:05:17,269 --> 01:05:18,671
Mikey, is it?
1041
01:05:18,804 --> 01:05:19,739
Mike.
1042
01:05:20,372 --> 01:05:21,975
Mike. Thank you.
1043
01:05:23,944 --> 01:05:24,978
Mike.
1044
01:05:26,947 --> 01:05:29,015
If I don't get
my fucking drugs...
1045
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:36,022
I'm gonna kill everyone.
1046
01:05:36,522 --> 01:05:37,858
Mm-hm.
1047
01:05:44,965 --> 01:05:49,202
Um... Okay.
So, give me one sec.
1048
01:05:49,702 --> 01:05:51,238
Looks like it's
in the middle of nowhere.
1049
01:05:51,370 --> 01:05:54,174
Not fucking good enough.
An address.
1050
01:05:54,306 --> 01:05:56,509
Okay, all right. Sorry.
1051
01:05:58,078 --> 01:05:59,678
Do you see that?
1052
01:06:00,579 --> 01:06:02,348
Do you know what,
I just wiped my feet
1053
01:06:02,481 --> 01:06:06,418
all over you
with a single fucking sentence?
1054
01:06:06,552 --> 01:06:09,789
That's why you are
where you are right now.
1055
01:06:10,190 --> 01:06:12,424
I bet you let your friends treat
you like shit, too, huh?
1056
01:06:12,558 --> 01:06:13,927
Like you know anything
about friends.
1057
01:06:14,060 --> 01:06:15,294
What?
1058
01:06:16,362 --> 01:06:17,463
What?
1059
01:06:18,497 --> 01:06:20,566
- What?
- Hm? Friends?
1060
01:06:20,699 --> 01:06:23,203
I know plenty
about fucking friendship.
1061
01:06:23,335 --> 01:06:25,906
Goddamn...
What's your name?
1062
01:06:26,039 --> 01:06:27,306
Kelsey.
1063
01:06:27,874 --> 01:06:29,542
Kelsey, why don't you take a look
at this motherfucker right here?
1064
01:06:29,675 --> 01:06:34,181
Hm? And see what happens
to rude goddamn fucking people
1065
01:06:34,313 --> 01:06:38,484
who fuck with people who have
goddamn guns in their hands.
1066
01:06:38,617 --> 01:06:42,189
Hey, Mike,
take it from me, this one,
1067
01:06:42,321 --> 01:06:44,356
she's going to steamroll
over you,
1068
01:06:44,490 --> 01:06:46,625
I swear to god, she is.
1069
01:06:47,928 --> 01:06:48,962
Oh, my God.
1070
01:06:49,361 --> 01:06:50,329
- What the fuck are you...
- Kid's got a fucking point.
1071
01:06:50,462 --> 01:06:51,630
Oh, my God.
1072
01:06:51,764 --> 01:06:53,133
You walk in the room
and all you do
1073
01:06:53,465 --> 01:06:54,935
is sour the fucking atmosphere
like a fart in church, man.
1074
01:06:55,068 --> 01:06:56,569
Hey, look in the...
I've got duct tape.
1075
01:06:56,702 --> 01:06:58,104
Oh, phone call.
Must be the book club.
1076
01:06:58,238 --> 01:07:00,307
- Hey, what's their next book?
- Hey, look at me.
1077
01:07:00,439 --> 01:07:03,076
- Hello?
- Where the fuck are you guys?
1078
01:07:03,210 --> 01:07:05,744
Oh, I don't know. Trying to
hitch a ride at 3:00 a.m.
1079
01:07:05,879 --> 01:07:08,681
on the scenic road
to east of fucking Eden
1080
01:07:08,814 --> 01:07:11,017
while Donnie's playing
demolition derby...
1081
01:07:11,151 --> 01:07:13,286
- Sounds like Vince. Double digit IQ.
- Huh?
1082
01:07:13,419 --> 01:07:16,655
So excuse me for not picking
up the phone. I was fucking...
1083
01:07:16,789 --> 01:07:18,457
Shut the fuck up and listen to
me for a second.
1084
01:07:18,591 --> 01:07:21,061
We are tracking the car
right now.
1085
01:07:21,194 --> 01:07:22,661
Where are you?
1086
01:07:22,896 --> 01:07:23,964
Listen to me,
we're tracking the fucking car.
1087
01:07:24,097 --> 01:07:25,265
Cap, hello?
1088
01:07:25,464 --> 01:07:27,067
The fucking...
Show me the fucking screen.
1089
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:29,035
- Come on! Where... Where...
- Cup of coffee.
1090
01:07:29,169 --> 01:07:31,037
No cream, no sugar.
I'll take it black. I don't care.
1091
01:07:31,171 --> 01:07:32,906
What the fuck
are you talking about?
1092
01:07:33,039 --> 01:07:35,608
What are you talking about?
Find it!
1093
01:07:35,741 --> 01:07:36,809
Okay, it's still loading.
1094
01:07:36,943 --> 01:07:38,377
- Ten...
- Okay. Whoa! Whoa!
1095
01:07:38,510 --> 01:07:40,579
...nine, eight...
Hey! What the fuck?
1096
01:07:41,380 --> 01:07:43,116
- You see that?
- I'm gonna find it.
1097
01:07:43,250 --> 01:07:44,683
Work the fucker.
1098
01:07:44,885 --> 01:07:46,953
- Okay, okay.
- This thing got autopilot?
1099
01:07:47,087 --> 01:07:48,288
Oh, it's right here.
1100
01:07:48,787 --> 01:07:54,460
Give it to me.
It is off of Wilson Road.
1101
01:07:54,593 --> 01:07:57,297
Five miles past Maury's Diner.
1102
01:07:57,563 --> 01:07:59,032
- What's the address?
- Huh?
1103
01:07:59,165 --> 01:08:00,699
What's the fucking
address?
1104
01:08:01,001 --> 01:08:03,569
Use the odometer and
your fucking eyeballs,
1105
01:08:03,702 --> 01:08:05,437
and figure it the fuck out!
1106
01:08:05,571 --> 01:08:07,173
What the fuck
is going on now?
1107
01:08:07,307 --> 01:08:08,507
Fuck!
1108
01:08:12,112 --> 01:08:15,681
Take the fucking mask off.
It's got mace on it, stupid.
1109
01:08:15,814 --> 01:08:19,085
It's all right.
It's just in my eyes.
1110
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:21,388
All right, come on.
1111
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:23,089
I'm gonna wash it for ya.
Come on.
1112
01:08:23,223 --> 01:08:24,456
Really?
1113
01:08:24,723 --> 01:08:26,092
I don't want you breathing in
that toxic shit.
1114
01:08:26,993 --> 01:08:28,627
It might kill you or something.
1115
01:08:29,195 --> 01:08:33,233
How am I supposed to find it
without a fucking address or a car?
1116
01:08:33,366 --> 01:08:34,901
My car just fucking...
1117
01:08:35,434 --> 01:08:36,602
Donnie!
1118
01:08:36,735 --> 01:08:38,405
Donnie! Donnie!
Stop that truck!
1119
01:08:38,537 --> 01:08:42,242
Donnie, no, don't let her leave!
Donnie, don't let her leave!
1120
01:08:45,278 --> 01:08:46,947
If I'm gonna die,
I'd like to at least die
1121
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:48,747
at the hand's somebody
that would know
1122
01:08:48,882 --> 01:08:50,716
how to pour piss out of a boot
without having to read
1123
01:08:50,850 --> 01:08:52,484
the instructions
on the fucking heel.
1124
01:08:52,618 --> 01:08:54,154
Hey, reach in the glove box.
1125
01:08:54,287 --> 01:08:56,488
There's duct tape in there,
give it to me.
1126
01:08:56,622 --> 01:08:58,524
- Hand it to me.
- Oh, great, more tape.
1127
01:08:58,657 --> 01:09:00,659
- Thanks, sport.
- Shut the fuck...
1128
01:09:35,228 --> 01:09:36,229
Go around.
1129
01:09:59,152 --> 01:10:00,286
Hit the lights.
1130
01:10:41,727 --> 01:10:43,029
Hand me the fucking keys.
1131
01:10:46,099 --> 01:10:47,133
The keys.
1132
01:10:54,307 --> 01:10:55,208
Okay.
1133
01:10:56,342 --> 01:10:59,079
Everybody out
of the fucking car.
1134
01:11:03,349 --> 01:11:05,985
All right.
I'm not supposed to say anything
1135
01:11:06,119 --> 01:11:10,223
but between me and you,
word on the street is
1136
01:11:10,356 --> 01:11:15,128
one of Tony's dumb ass dudes
shot him through a door.
1137
01:11:15,261 --> 01:11:16,896
You gotta be fucking
kidding me.
1138
01:11:17,030 --> 01:11:18,664
Look, you can't
make these things up, right?
1139
01:11:18,797 --> 01:11:20,366
Are you saying
his own dude?
1140
01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:22,135
Look, okay, first of all.
1141
01:11:22,268 --> 01:11:25,905
I was talking to the boss,
he said, on the phone,
1142
01:11:26,039 --> 01:11:30,110
this dude sounded like
the biggest idiot he ever heard
1143
01:11:30,243 --> 01:11:30,944
and you know...
1144
01:11:31,077 --> 01:11:32,644
Did you hear that?
1145
01:11:33,513 --> 01:11:34,914
Hear what?
1146
01:11:35,048 --> 01:11:36,983
That noise out there.
1147
01:11:37,484 --> 01:11:38,918
Mike.
1148
01:11:39,052 --> 01:11:40,520
Probably coyotes,
or werewolves, or something.
1149
01:11:40,652 --> 01:11:41,620
I fucking heard it.
1150
01:11:41,753 --> 01:11:42,989
Go.
1151
01:11:44,357 --> 01:11:45,691
What the fuck?
1152
01:11:47,127 --> 01:11:49,162
What are you gonna do?
Crawl through a vent somewhere?
1153
01:11:49,295 --> 01:11:50,597
I don't know, maybe.
1154
01:11:50,729 --> 01:11:52,731
Do like a human shield,
or something.
1155
01:11:52,866 --> 01:11:54,300
Yeah, you can go first.
1156
01:11:54,901 --> 01:11:56,436
Eye contact.
1157
01:11:56,569 --> 01:11:58,770
You are very fucking rude,
and let me tell you something,
1158
01:11:58,905 --> 01:12:00,340
it's not gonna get you far.
1159
01:12:00,473 --> 01:12:01,640
Just give me a fucking idea.
1160
01:12:05,744 --> 01:12:08,414
Hey, be fucking quiet.
1161
01:12:18,858 --> 01:12:20,226
Ow!
1162
01:12:24,663 --> 01:12:27,433
Go to sleep. God damn it!
1163
01:12:29,068 --> 01:12:31,670
Go to sleep. That's it.
That's it. That's it. Shh!
1164
01:12:39,846 --> 01:12:42,081
God! Fucking Christ!
1165
01:12:47,287 --> 01:12:48,354
Hey, stop.
1166
01:12:48,488 --> 01:12:49,322
Stop.
1167
01:13:01,901 --> 01:13:04,137
Are you... Are you okay?
1168
01:13:08,508 --> 01:13:09,775
Are you okay?
1169
01:13:09,909 --> 01:13:11,844
Yeah,
just got to get his keys.
1170
01:13:11,978 --> 01:13:14,981
Where... Where's Dennis?
1171
01:13:22,922 --> 01:13:25,191
What is he doing?
1172
01:13:34,300 --> 01:13:36,936
Date night just keep getting
better and better, don't it?
1173
01:14:05,431 --> 01:14:06,633
Look at this.
1174
01:14:06,765 --> 01:14:08,334
Hammer time.
1175
01:14:08,468 --> 01:14:10,003
Good shit right here.
1176
01:14:10,769 --> 01:14:12,038
Nice.
1177
01:14:32,425 --> 01:14:33,326
Michael.
1178
01:14:34,227 --> 01:14:36,863
Thought we were done with you.
1179
01:14:44,704 --> 01:14:47,173
Ah, Tony.
Son of a bitch.
1180
01:14:51,744 --> 01:14:54,714
Dennis, your wife is worried
sick about you, by the way.
1181
01:14:56,783 --> 01:14:58,985
And you look familiar.
1182
01:14:59,752 --> 01:15:02,422
Think There's a photograph
on a file on my desk.
1183
01:15:02,555 --> 01:15:03,923
You get a break.
1184
01:15:04,390 --> 01:15:05,925
You get a break, we all get a break.
1185
01:15:06,059 --> 01:15:08,328
- Tony's file.
- Fuck off, doughnut!
1186
01:15:08,995 --> 01:15:10,196
Excuse me?
1187
01:15:10,997 --> 01:15:12,899
Hey.
1188
01:15:13,032 --> 01:15:14,967
Sir, hey, hi.
1189
01:15:15,468 --> 01:15:16,969
Hey, sir.
1190
01:15:18,538 --> 01:15:19,439
Hello.
1191
01:15:20,606 --> 01:15:23,776
That... That is my score.
1192
01:15:24,644 --> 01:15:28,581
Me! I'm the one that brought
that to you.
1193
01:15:28,981 --> 01:15:30,350
We've been talking for weeks.
1194
01:15:30,483 --> 01:15:32,685
All right,
so I don't know how...
1195
01:15:32,819 --> 01:15:34,954
what the fuck happened?
1196
01:15:35,088 --> 01:15:37,457
UPS, FedEx.
1197
01:15:38,891 --> 01:15:40,526
Fucking Pony Express.
1198
01:15:40,660 --> 01:15:42,929
I don't care who delivers
my product.
1199
01:15:43,062 --> 01:15:45,465
The key word there, though,
is "delivery."
1200
01:15:47,333 --> 01:15:49,001
Ah! Ah! See that's bullshit.
1201
01:15:49,135 --> 01:15:51,304
Hey, doughnut. What was the name
of the guy, his gang member,
1202
01:15:51,437 --> 01:15:52,905
the one he shot
through the door?
1203
01:15:53,039 --> 01:15:54,407
That was Tony.
1204
01:15:54,540 --> 01:15:58,344
Tony. Now that...
that's just poor leadership.
1205
01:16:00,980 --> 01:16:02,448
Fucking love the boss.
1206
01:16:02,682 --> 01:16:04,050
That... I didn't...
That wasn't me that shot him,
1207
01:16:04,183 --> 01:16:05,618
that was a guy that works for
me.
1208
01:16:05,752 --> 01:16:07,153
Open it up, show her.
1209
01:16:19,198 --> 01:16:20,633
Just like a fucking cop.
1210
01:16:21,234 --> 01:16:24,704
Wiping your ass with
a hard-working civilian.
1211
01:16:24,838 --> 01:16:26,973
Whoa, whoa.
Did I just hear him right?
1212
01:16:27,106 --> 01:16:28,741
Did he just volunteer to die
first?
1213
01:16:29,008 --> 01:16:31,144
- Mm-hm.
- I was tuning him out, I wasn't listening.
1214
01:16:31,277 --> 01:16:33,913
I assumed you would
want to kill Michael first.
1215
01:16:38,050 --> 01:16:39,719
Oh. Excuse me, sorry.
1216
01:16:39,853 --> 01:16:42,021
we're just trying to get out
to clear the mess.
1217
01:16:42,155 --> 01:16:43,289
We got a lot
of body weight
1218
01:16:43,423 --> 01:16:44,524
for just a couple trash bags.
1219
01:16:44,657 --> 01:16:46,259
Oh, these are not
just trash bags.
1220
01:16:46,392 --> 01:16:48,227
These are industrial strength,
commercial grade,
1221
01:16:48,361 --> 01:16:49,562
- contractor bags.
- Really?
1222
01:16:49,695 --> 01:16:51,497
Yeah.
Man, we got these from Lowes.
1223
01:16:51,631 --> 01:16:53,099
Hold a big load,
no tears, no spills.
1224
01:16:53,232 --> 01:16:54,400
They don't leak at all?
1225
01:16:54,534 --> 01:16:55,435
No ma'am.
1226
01:16:55,568 --> 01:16:57,203
I've used these.
They fucking leak.
1227
01:16:57,336 --> 01:17:00,039
- $3.99 a box on aisle three.
- Very good.
1228
01:17:00,173 --> 01:17:01,707
Right next to
the industrial hardware.
1229
01:17:03,075 --> 01:17:05,645
Don't touch him!
1230
01:17:09,282 --> 01:17:12,251
Sorry, do we need a bag
underneath him before we shoot?
1231
01:17:14,220 --> 01:17:16,055
Five miles past
the fucking diner?
1232
01:17:16,189 --> 01:17:17,723
This is fucking weird.
I don't like it.
1233
01:17:17,925 --> 01:17:20,326
Looks like fucking...
"Hills Has Eyes" or Deliverance.
1234
01:17:20,460 --> 01:17:22,261
- Hills Have Eyes.
- Uh, hey, guys.
1235
01:17:22,395 --> 01:17:24,297
- I think he's over there.
- What the fuck?
1236
01:17:24,430 --> 01:17:28,234
Everybody, get down!
Everybody, get fucking down!
1237
01:17:28,367 --> 01:17:29,202
Motherfucker!
1238
01:17:31,270 --> 01:17:32,873
- What took so goddamn long?
- I don't know.
1239
01:17:33,005 --> 01:17:35,007
What the fuck are you doing?
What's all this shit?
1240
01:17:35,141 --> 01:17:36,576
- Jesus Christ!
- Get the fuck away.
1241
01:17:36,877 --> 01:17:38,711
Put your guns down or I'll explode.
1242
01:17:38,846 --> 01:17:40,646
Wait a second!
1243
01:17:40,780 --> 01:17:44,016
Everybody, just wait one second.
1244
01:17:44,584 --> 01:17:49,522
We need to take a moment
to think and be civil,
1245
01:17:49,655 --> 01:17:53,626
and I assure you,
we can all get what we need...
1246
01:17:53,759 --> 01:17:55,261
from this situation.
1247
01:17:55,995 --> 01:17:57,296
- What do you want?
- The coke.
1248
01:17:57,430 --> 01:17:58,731
And the product
is on the premises,
1249
01:17:58,866 --> 01:18:01,334
- we have an arrangement.
- Absolutely.
1250
01:18:02,268 --> 01:18:04,203
All of you, what do you want?
1251
01:18:04,337 --> 01:18:05,771
We want our boss.
1252
01:18:07,206 --> 01:18:08,374
Yeah. This man?
1253
01:18:08,508 --> 01:18:09,843
- Yeah.
- That's right.
1254
01:18:10,009 --> 01:18:11,777
Yeah, we're not
leaving here without him.
1255
01:18:12,111 --> 01:18:14,180
- That's right.
- That's right. - Yeah, all right.
1256
01:18:14,313 --> 01:18:16,382
Yeah, and you know what, we're not
leaving without the money either.
1257
01:18:16,516 --> 01:18:18,584
- That's right.
- Oh, I think there's money enough for more than one party.
1258
01:18:18,718 --> 01:18:20,553
- What the fuck?
- No, hear me out, okay.
1259
01:18:20,686 --> 01:18:23,456
We both deserve to be compensated
for the work we've done,
1260
01:18:23,589 --> 01:18:25,658
but since we actually did
deliver the product,
1261
01:18:25,791 --> 01:18:27,861
- I propose 60/40 split.
- That's fucking bullshit!
1262
01:18:27,995 --> 01:18:29,128
Are you kidding?
1263
01:18:29,262 --> 01:18:30,596
Do you know how much
fucking work
1264
01:18:30,730 --> 01:18:32,966
I just did to get this fucking
shit together?
1265
01:18:33,099 --> 01:18:35,635
I got my fucking hand slammed in the fucking door.
1266
01:18:35,768 --> 01:18:37,871
- I had to hitchhike...
- Who fucking cares?
1267
01:18:38,005 --> 01:18:41,140
Okay, we can just kill him now.
It's no skin off my nose.
1268
01:18:41,274 --> 01:18:42,275
No, no,
you're not gonna kill any.
1269
01:18:42,408 --> 01:18:43,643
You know what? You know what?
1270
01:18:43,776 --> 01:18:45,111
I dare you
to pull the fucking trigger.
1271
01:18:45,244 --> 01:18:46,779
I'll just kill him right now.
1272
01:18:46,914 --> 01:18:48,548
Guys, shut the fuck up!
1273
01:18:48,681 --> 01:18:50,416
I'll fucking waste you,
you fucking pig.
1274
01:18:50,616 --> 01:18:52,552
- How do you feel about that?
- ...the fucking shot.
1275
01:18:52,685 --> 01:18:57,189
Hey! Can we do 50/50 plus a long
term partnership?
1276
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:01,827
Donnie...
1277
01:19:04,163 --> 01:19:06,532
I'll put your fucking nuts
in a jar.
1278
01:19:06,666 --> 01:19:07,567
Shut up!
1279
01:19:10,102 --> 01:19:12,005
We already did this on accident.
1280
01:19:12,772 --> 01:19:15,675
They were able to bring the
drugs easy because they're cops.
1281
01:19:16,910 --> 01:19:19,812
If we let them deliver for us
in the future, it'd be safer...
1282
01:19:20,513 --> 01:19:21,781
for all of us, right?
1283
01:19:23,182 --> 01:19:24,417
That's a fine proposal.
1284
01:19:24,918 --> 01:19:27,186
He must be the genius of
their group, boss.
1285
01:19:27,820 --> 01:19:31,858
Donnie, that's...
that's actually not a bad idea.
1286
01:19:35,028 --> 01:19:38,564
Are we fucking good?
Can I... Can I go now?
1287
01:19:39,066 --> 01:19:41,500
What about these three? They seen
our faces, they still need to go.
1288
01:19:41,634 --> 01:19:43,369
You should have worn
a fucking mask!
1289
01:19:43,502 --> 01:19:45,104
They're our responsibility...
1290
01:19:45,839 --> 01:19:50,710
and we will handle them as soon
as we all take a breath...
1291
01:19:51,277 --> 01:19:52,745
and lower our weapons.
1292
01:19:56,349 --> 01:19:57,617
On three.
1293
01:19:59,987 --> 01:20:01,220
One...
1294
01:20:04,457 --> 01:20:06,626
...two...
1295
01:20:12,131 --> 01:20:13,232
three.
1296
01:20:16,202 --> 01:20:17,503
Go ahead and lower.
1297
01:20:17,637 --> 01:20:20,272
- Easy 'em down, guys.
- Bring 'em down, boys.
1298
01:20:25,778 --> 01:20:26,779
Oh, Jesus!
1299
01:20:36,222 --> 01:20:37,223
Dennis!
1300
01:20:45,364 --> 01:20:47,233
Get me the fuck outta here!
1301
01:20:52,471 --> 01:20:54,707
All right give me
your shell. A fucking shell!
1302
01:20:54,841 --> 01:20:55,675
Donnie!
1303
01:20:59,245 --> 01:21:00,780
We have to get out of here.
1304
01:21:01,380 --> 01:21:03,850
- Motherfucker.
- Fucking light 'em up!
1305
01:21:19,265 --> 01:21:20,399
Come on.
1306
01:21:32,678 --> 01:21:33,579
Shannon.
1307
01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:35,614
Look at me.
1308
01:21:36,582 --> 01:21:38,551
Get the fucking money.
1309
01:21:39,518 --> 01:21:41,888
The bag!
Get the fucking bag!
1310
01:21:43,556 --> 01:21:45,825
- Go, go, go!
- Out there. Go, go!
1311
01:21:50,229 --> 01:21:51,597
Go, go, go.
1312
01:21:55,836 --> 01:21:56,669
Fuck you!
1313
01:22:08,982 --> 01:22:12,318
Shannon! Shannon!
Go get the money.
1314
01:22:13,819 --> 01:22:15,688
You can do it!
You can do it!
1315
01:22:15,821 --> 01:22:17,723
- What the fuck?
- Jesus Christ!
1316
01:22:17,858 --> 01:22:20,760
- All right, Captain.
- No wait, Shannon, stop!
1317
01:22:20,894 --> 01:22:21,827
Fuck.
1318
01:22:21,962 --> 01:22:23,930
I'm out! I'm out!
1319
01:22:25,899 --> 01:22:26,900
Fuck!
1320
01:22:28,434 --> 01:22:29,635
Fucker!
1321
01:22:31,071 --> 01:22:32,172
I'm out.
1322
01:22:36,776 --> 01:22:37,878
Yeah.
1323
01:22:40,180 --> 01:22:41,447
Fuck!
1324
01:22:42,082 --> 01:22:44,383
- Shannon!
- Fuck!
1325
01:22:47,386 --> 01:22:49,189
Come on, bring him back,
come on!
1326
01:22:49,990 --> 01:22:52,291
- What do we do?
- Who's left over?
1327
01:22:52,424 --> 01:22:53,692
Who do we got?
1328
01:22:53,826 --> 01:22:55,594
We could take that truck
right there.
1329
01:22:55,728 --> 01:22:57,363
What if it's locked?
1330
01:22:57,763 --> 01:22:59,598
What if there are no keys?
1331
01:23:03,136 --> 01:23:04,670
I got you.
You're gonna be okay.
1332
01:23:04,804 --> 01:23:06,173
You're gonna be fine,
don't worry about it.
1333
01:23:08,208 --> 01:23:09,441
Fuck!
1334
01:23:09,775 --> 01:23:11,011
- Leave it.
- You're gonna be fine.
1335
01:23:11,144 --> 01:23:12,344
- Leave my mask on.
- Shannon.
1336
01:23:13,579 --> 01:23:14,780
Leave it.
1337
01:23:14,915 --> 01:23:16,249
Hey, lot of books to read,
all right?
1338
01:23:16,382 --> 01:23:17,918
You can come over to my place.
1339
01:23:18,051 --> 01:23:21,888
We'll watch fucking Titanic,
all right?
1340
01:23:23,890 --> 01:23:24,790
Shannon?
1341
01:23:26,026 --> 01:23:27,359
Shannon?
1342
01:23:31,965 --> 01:23:34,167
- No.
- No!
1343
01:23:34,301 --> 01:23:36,368
Fuck!
1344
01:23:39,072 --> 01:23:40,273
Fuck you!
1345
01:23:42,242 --> 01:23:43,342
Fuck you!
1346
01:23:44,110 --> 01:23:45,011
Fuck you!
1347
01:23:49,381 --> 01:23:51,483
Fuck you! Fuck you!
1348
01:23:53,019 --> 01:23:54,386
Fuck! Fuck you!
1349
01:23:56,223 --> 01:23:57,556
I'm out! I'm out! I'm out!
1350
01:23:58,457 --> 01:24:01,460
You're gonna get
fucking shot, you crazy bitch.
1351
01:24:06,765 --> 01:24:09,336
Fuckers!
Come on! That's right.
1352
01:24:10,937 --> 01:24:13,772
Oh, shit.
1353
01:24:15,208 --> 01:24:16,542
Go, go. Get the fuck
out of here! God damn it!
1354
01:24:20,113 --> 01:24:22,048
You can thank me later for
saving your fucking life.
1355
01:24:25,886 --> 01:24:28,654
No, Vince!
1356
01:24:28,787 --> 01:24:30,957
You motherfuckers!
1357
01:24:31,091 --> 01:24:34,627
I'm gonna fucking kill
every one of you.
1358
01:24:37,197 --> 01:24:38,098
Donnie.
1359
01:24:40,566 --> 01:24:42,468
Motherfucker!
1360
01:24:42,601 --> 01:24:44,204
Fucking shoot them.
Fuck you!
1361
01:25:02,289 --> 01:25:03,555
We gotta get those keys.
1362
01:25:09,963 --> 01:25:10,864
Mike.
1363
01:25:12,198 --> 01:25:13,333
We can do it.
1364
01:25:18,204 --> 01:25:19,471
Let's do this.
1365
01:25:31,717 --> 01:25:33,086
It's not good enough.
1366
01:25:33,219 --> 01:25:35,088
Where are the keys?
1367
01:25:35,221 --> 01:25:36,156
Reload.
1368
01:25:36,289 --> 01:25:37,424
Oh, shit. We gotta go.
1369
01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:42,228
Let's go! Go, go!
1370
01:25:54,240 --> 01:25:56,109
Oh, shit!
1371
01:26:10,457 --> 01:26:11,992
Fuck 'em, I'm leaving.
1372
01:26:21,368 --> 01:26:22,634
What... What do we do?
1373
01:26:22,768 --> 01:26:23,702
We don't call the cops,
that's for fucking sure.
1374
01:26:23,837 --> 01:26:25,804
Yeah, I totally agree.
1375
01:26:29,641 --> 01:26:31,044
You should have let me drive,
Davis.
1376
01:26:31,177 --> 01:26:34,214
I drive. I always drive.
You shoot.
1377
01:26:40,920 --> 01:26:42,688
- Mike!
- Yeah?
1378
01:26:42,821 --> 01:26:45,859
They have a gun.
1379
01:26:48,895 --> 01:26:50,130
On a scale of one to ten,
1380
01:26:50,263 --> 01:26:51,663
how much fun are you having
right now?
1381
01:26:51,797 --> 01:26:53,466
Eight point six out of ten.
1382
01:26:54,100 --> 01:26:56,735
That's how bad it hurts
right now, bro.
1383
01:27:02,308 --> 01:27:06,079
- Nice guys finish last.
- I thought we had something.
1384
01:27:06,212 --> 01:27:09,215
It's like, it's like girls speak
in code.
1385
01:27:09,349 --> 01:27:10,749
And I'm no Nick Cage.
1386
01:27:10,884 --> 01:27:13,086
I'm no Nick Cage,
I can't crack codes that fast.
1387
01:27:13,219 --> 01:27:14,320
No one can.
1388
01:27:16,256 --> 01:27:19,926
I'd fail in a National Treasure
scenario.
1389
01:27:24,130 --> 01:27:25,198
We all would.
1390
01:27:31,471 --> 01:27:32,671
We all would.
1391
01:27:33,206 --> 01:27:35,175
What's the plan, Mike?
1392
01:27:35,308 --> 01:27:37,810
Um... Stay alive.
I don't know. I don't...
1393
01:27:37,944 --> 01:27:39,479
Well, is there something we can
throw out the window?
1394
01:27:39,611 --> 01:27:41,814
- Uh...
- Pop a tire or something?
1395
01:27:44,817 --> 01:27:46,618
- You shoot them?
- I am shooting them.
1396
01:27:46,752 --> 01:27:49,489
You're shooting around them.
Shoot them.
1397
01:27:53,293 --> 01:27:55,028
Kid! Hey, Mike!
1398
01:27:55,161 --> 01:27:56,563
You are not the fucking man
for this job.
1399
01:27:56,695 --> 01:27:57,696
Give me the...
1400
01:27:57,831 --> 01:27:59,566
Oh, shit. God damn it.
1401
01:28:07,474 --> 01:28:10,143
Let me drive the fucking car!
1402
01:28:18,518 --> 01:28:19,618
Hey, get off!
1403
01:28:19,785 --> 01:28:21,121
Jesus!
Watch the fucking road.
1404
01:28:21,254 --> 01:28:23,223
Are you crazy? Are you crazy?
1405
01:28:23,356 --> 01:28:25,325
Fucking maniac!
1406
01:28:32,165 --> 01:28:33,867
- Fuck!
- Just get in the car, sit down.
1407
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:35,468
- I'm out.
- Sit down.
1408
01:28:35,602 --> 01:28:37,370
I'm out, Davis.
1409
01:28:38,471 --> 01:28:39,539
What are you doing?
1410
01:28:39,671 --> 01:28:41,074
I got more rounds in my pistol.
1411
01:28:41,207 --> 01:28:43,376
- I said get back in the car.
- Davis, I got it.
1412
01:28:43,510 --> 01:28:44,878
I said, sit down.
1413
01:28:46,745 --> 01:28:47,981
Sit.
1414
01:28:48,114 --> 01:28:49,182
Now.
1415
01:28:56,523 --> 01:28:57,991
I'll do it myself.
1416
01:29:00,326 --> 01:29:02,495
Mike!
Throw something out the window.
1417
01:29:02,629 --> 01:29:05,899
Let me drive the fucking car.
1418
01:29:06,798 --> 01:29:08,501
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
1419
01:29:09,035 --> 01:29:10,370
Get off me.
1420
01:29:15,807 --> 01:29:17,177
Jesus!
1421
01:29:19,979 --> 01:29:21,680
You started this.
1422
01:29:28,288 --> 01:29:29,821
I told you
you should have let me drive.
1423
01:29:36,930 --> 01:29:40,166
I told you...
I would do this myself.
1424
01:29:58,618 --> 01:29:59,751
Whoa!
1425
01:30:13,266 --> 01:30:14,701
Holy shit!
1426
01:30:17,637 --> 01:30:18,737
No!
1427
01:30:20,907 --> 01:30:24,776
You are so fucking rude!
1428
01:30:25,912 --> 01:30:27,380
Mike! Mike!
1429
01:30:27,947 --> 01:30:30,250
Oh, shit!
1430
01:30:39,192 --> 01:30:40,159
Kelsey.
1431
01:30:40,893 --> 01:30:42,595
Are you... You okay?
1432
01:30:43,029 --> 01:30:45,064
Yeah.
1433
01:30:48,601 --> 01:30:49,669
Is that?
1434
01:30:49,801 --> 01:30:51,004
Mike?
1435
01:30:53,840 --> 01:30:55,008
Mike?
1436
01:30:55,308 --> 01:30:56,775
Get out of the car!
Put your hands up!
1437
01:30:56,909 --> 01:30:57,744
You gotta have a horseshoe up
your ass, man.
1438
01:30:57,877 --> 01:30:59,012
Where are the others?
1439
01:30:59,279 --> 01:31:00,647
You're like the luckiest son of
a bitch I know.
1440
01:31:00,779 --> 01:31:02,315
- Money, drugs, where is it?
- It's in the car.
1441
01:31:05,752 --> 01:31:07,854
Holy shit.
1442
01:31:10,990 --> 01:31:12,925
Holy shit.
1443
01:31:13,059 --> 01:31:14,961
What is it?
1444
01:31:17,463 --> 01:31:18,431
Baby, what is it?
1445
01:31:29,475 --> 01:31:30,510
Is that the guy?
1446
01:31:34,981 --> 01:31:36,149
What do we do?
1447
01:31:36,282 --> 01:31:37,784
We gotta do something.
We gotta...
1448
01:31:38,584 --> 01:31:41,654
That's the guy who did it.
What do we do?
1449
01:31:41,788 --> 01:31:43,189
Dennis, what do we do?
1450
01:31:43,623 --> 01:31:45,091
Do you want to kill him?
1451
01:31:48,995 --> 01:31:50,229
Do you want to?
1452
01:31:58,638 --> 01:32:00,573
Stop!
1453
01:32:00,707 --> 01:32:01,974
Stop!
1454
01:32:04,777 --> 01:32:07,246
I... I, um...
1455
01:32:08,114 --> 01:32:10,016
I can't...
I can't let you kill him.
1456
01:32:11,617 --> 01:32:13,019
Hey, um...
1457
01:32:16,356 --> 01:32:17,357
Don't...
1458
01:32:18,024 --> 01:32:19,292
Don't be like them.
1459
01:32:24,297 --> 01:32:26,933
I know you're scared, okay. I...
1460
01:32:30,303 --> 01:32:32,205
I've been scared my whole life.
1461
01:32:37,377 --> 01:32:38,444
It's okay.
1462
01:33:01,367 --> 01:33:02,902
You heard him.
1463
01:33:04,170 --> 01:33:05,571
Take a walk.
1464
01:33:41,941 --> 01:33:44,644
Well, I hope you're feeling
all fucking warm and fuzzy
1465
01:33:44,777 --> 01:33:46,145
and all that good shit, kid.
1466
01:33:46,279 --> 01:33:48,414
'Cause I'm feeling pretty good
right now.
1467
01:33:52,552 --> 01:33:53,453
Baby, we happy?
1468
01:33:53,586 --> 01:33:56,222
- Yeah.
- We are happy.
1469
01:33:58,257 --> 01:33:59,625
Keys.
1470
01:34:09,769 --> 01:34:12,438
You know, kid, we're kinda doing
you a huge favor here.
1471
01:34:12,572 --> 01:34:15,007
You're walking off
with a scot-free record.
1472
01:34:15,141 --> 01:34:17,210
As far as anybody else
is concerned,
1473
01:34:18,311 --> 01:34:20,346
you ain't ever seen
this fucking car.
1474
01:34:22,381 --> 01:34:24,050
Let's go, baby.
I'm following you.
1475
01:34:24,183 --> 01:34:25,985
I got no GPS in here.
1476
01:34:33,226 --> 01:34:36,329
Tony, I love you forever,
brother.
1477
01:34:37,363 --> 01:34:40,466
Come on, baby, let's hit it.
We got daiquiris to drink.
1478
01:34:41,801 --> 01:34:44,103
Adios, Mikey.
1479
01:35:09,262 --> 01:35:11,097
I think we should
call Brett now.
1480
01:35:13,499 --> 01:35:14,534
Yeah.
1481
01:35:20,806 --> 01:35:23,109
Um... Shit, um...
1482
01:35:24,176 --> 01:35:26,212
I left my phone in the car.
1483
01:35:32,151 --> 01:35:33,252
Sorry.
1484
01:35:50,904 --> 01:35:53,205
Are you finished
with the phone, dear?
1485
01:35:56,242 --> 01:35:58,644
Uh... Yeah. Yeah, thank you.
1486
01:36:02,049 --> 01:36:03,549
Would you like some coffee?
1487
01:36:04,383 --> 01:36:05,718
Yes, please.
1488
01:36:06,652 --> 01:36:08,220
It's our special roast.
1489
01:36:08,989 --> 01:36:10,489
Night's still young.
1490
01:36:24,437 --> 01:36:26,739
You know,
if you would have just told me
1491
01:36:26,873 --> 01:36:28,207
you didn't have a car,
1492
01:36:29,542 --> 01:36:31,243
I could have picked you up.
1493
01:36:54,500 --> 01:36:56,937
Um... Brett said he's on the way
1494
01:36:57,070 --> 01:37:01,540
to come pick us up
and take us home... soon.
1495
01:37:03,609 --> 01:37:05,678
- Hm.
- Yeah.
1496
01:37:09,883 --> 01:37:12,385
But... it's Brett....
1497
01:37:13,954 --> 01:37:15,254
so...
1498
01:37:16,288 --> 01:37:17,757
He'll take forever.
1499
01:37:29,735 --> 01:37:31,704
Mike.
1500
01:37:31,838 --> 01:37:33,739
Mike, come on!
1501
01:37:33,874 --> 01:37:35,876
It's late,
you woke me up for this.
1502
01:37:36,009 --> 01:37:38,377
Mike, I broke 30 laws
just to get here for you.
1503
01:37:38,611 --> 01:37:41,048
You come out now.
I don't have all night.
1504
01:37:41,180 --> 01:37:43,884
You interrupted my REM cycle.
1505
01:37:44,483 --> 01:37:47,120
Bring me that coffee, right now.
1506
01:37:47,353 --> 01:37:48,521
Two sugars, Mike.
1507
01:37:48,654 --> 01:37:51,223
I need two sugars
in that coffee.
1508
01:37:51,357 --> 01:37:52,425
Mike.
1509
01:37:52,558 --> 01:37:54,226
Two sugars, Mike.
1510
01:37:54,393 --> 01:37:58,664
Hey, Mike! Mike! Mike!
Mike! Mike!
1511
01:37:59,398 --> 01:38:00,499
Mike!
1512
01:38:01,801 --> 01:38:02,601
Mike!
1513
01:38:02,735 --> 01:38:05,072
Stop, I've got a backseat.
1514
01:38:05,204 --> 01:38:07,440
Mike, get out here!
1515
01:38:07,573 --> 01:38:09,742
I hope you're thinking of me
while kissing her.
1516
01:38:10,242 --> 01:38:12,278
Kelsey, he's inexperienced.
1517
01:38:12,411 --> 01:38:14,580
Don't trust him, he doesn't know
what he's doing.
1518
01:38:15,082 --> 01:38:16,248
Mike!
1519
01:38:17,483 --> 01:38:19,218
Can I at least join?
1520
01:38:21,454 --> 01:38:24,124
Mike. Mike, I saw that smile.
1521
01:38:24,256 --> 01:38:26,126
You, me, Janice, Kelsey.
1522
01:38:26,258 --> 01:38:27,693
We've all had the thought, like.
1523
01:38:27,827 --> 01:38:30,830
I swear, Mike, Janice will be
a lot more into it.
1524
01:38:30,964 --> 01:38:32,665
Bro, there's pancakes.
1525
01:38:33,100 --> 01:38:35,035
Mike, give me the pancakes.
1526
01:38:35,501 --> 01:38:37,938
Mike, bro. Bro, turn around.
1527
01:38:38,071 --> 01:38:39,438
Get those pancakes for me.
1528
01:38:39,906 --> 01:38:42,575
I gotta get up in like two
hours.
1529
01:38:42,708 --> 01:38:43,609
Mike!
1530
01:38:44,276 --> 01:38:45,411
Mike, Mike!
1531
01:38:46,679 --> 01:38:47,580
Mike!
1532
01:38:49,415 --> 01:38:50,516
Mike!
1533
01:38:51,350 --> 01:38:52,551
Mike!
1534
01:38:57,779 --> 01:39:02,779
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1535
01:39:48,875 --> 01:39:50,409
Quick, hurry.
1536
01:39:50,543 --> 01:39:51,677
I'm gonna fill her up, okay?
1537
01:39:51,811 --> 01:39:53,146
Oh, the only way
to do it, right?
1538
01:39:53,280 --> 01:39:54,814
We're not shy in this family.
1539
01:39:54,948 --> 01:39:56,315
Mm-hm.
1540
01:39:59,152 --> 01:40:00,553
Honey, should we call the house?
1541
01:40:00,686 --> 01:40:02,421
- Why?
- Just to check in...
1542
01:40:02,555 --> 01:40:03,522
Whoa, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
1543
01:40:03,656 --> 01:40:04,824
- It's fine.
- What?
1544
01:40:04,958 --> 01:40:06,026
He's fine.
1545
01:40:06,625 --> 01:40:08,028
I hope no one has their feet on
my coffee table, I know that.
1546
01:40:08,161 --> 01:40:11,397
Mm. Sweetheart, relax.
It's Michael.
1547
01:40:14,700 --> 01:40:16,368
What could possibly
be going wrong?
1548
01:40:16,502 --> 01:40:18,504
Seriously?
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