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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,027 --> 00:00:26,228 Tony: (over phone) Tasha, baby? 2 00:00:26,263 --> 00:00:27,724 Tasha: (over phone) Yeah, Tony, what is it? 3 00:00:27,759 --> 00:00:30,364 Tony: Let's run away tonight. (breathes heavily) 4 00:00:31,928 --> 00:00:32,861 Baby? 5 00:00:33,732 --> 00:00:35,864 Hello? Hello? 6 00:00:37,274 --> 00:00:39,505 - Hello, are you there? - Tasha: Yeah, I'm here. 7 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,343 Oh, did you lose service or something? 8 00:00:42,378 --> 00:00:44,004 Tasha: No, it's got full bars. 9 00:00:44,039 --> 00:00:45,082 Oh, okay. 10 00:00:45,117 --> 00:00:46,512 Tasha: I can hear you just fine. 11 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:47,843 Okay, cool, cool, cool. 12 00:00:47,878 --> 00:00:52,012 Yeah, I'll pick you up in 20 and we can be in Baja. 13 00:00:52,047 --> 00:00:55,048 - 10:00 a.m. tomorrow morning... - Tasha: Wait, wait, hold on, 14 00:00:55,083 --> 00:00:56,588 Tony, what are you talking about? 15 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:59,195 Do you have any sunscreen? I forgot to get some sunscreen. 16 00:00:59,230 --> 00:01:00,691 Tasha: Tony, are you being serious right now? 17 00:01:00,726 --> 00:01:02,858 Remember when I said that I wanted to run away 18 00:01:02,893 --> 00:01:04,530 with you to Mexico? 19 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:07,533 - Tasha: Tony, what? - You said... You said yes. 20 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:08,567 I thought. 21 00:01:08,969 --> 00:01:10,404 Tasha: Tony, why would you believe anything 22 00:01:10,439 --> 00:01:11,900 anyone says on the first date? 23 00:01:11,935 --> 00:01:13,869 Because you said you knew from the start 24 00:01:13,904 --> 00:01:16,278 we were meant to be together and we'd be together forever, 25 00:01:16,313 --> 00:01:19,039 so, you know, I just thought we should take the next step. 26 00:01:19,074 --> 00:01:21,580 Tasha: (chuckles) I was three margaritas in 27 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:23,450 by the time you showed up. 28 00:01:23,485 --> 00:01:24,946 ...filter over your true emotions. 29 00:01:24,981 --> 00:01:26,552 Tasha: Tony, you don't even have a car, how would... 30 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,917 Tony: No, no, no. It's all good. It's all good. 31 00:01:28,952 --> 00:01:30,050 I got a ride now. 32 00:01:30,085 --> 00:01:31,557 Tasha: What, your grandma's car? 33 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,086 Tony: No, no, I'm borrowing my friend's car. 34 00:01:33,121 --> 00:01:35,594 I just left it at his house and I gotta go back and get it. 35 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:37,057 Tasha: Tony... 36 00:01:37,092 --> 00:01:38,432 Look, look, I got everything taken care of, I swear. 37 00:01:38,467 --> 00:01:39,961 Tasha: Tony, listen, I can't leave tonight. 38 00:01:39,996 --> 00:01:42,062 I just ordered a really big pizza. 39 00:01:42,097 --> 00:01:43,569 - Like a really big pizza. - Baby, look... 40 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,901 And I really wanna eat it fresh. It's on the way. 41 00:01:45,936 --> 00:01:49,278 I'm kinda committed to this whole Mexico thing. 42 00:01:49,313 --> 00:01:51,478 Tasha: Committed? What do you mean committed? 43 00:01:51,513 --> 00:01:53,249 You told me on the first date 44 00:01:53,284 --> 00:01:55,482 that you weren't a commitment type of guy. 45 00:01:55,517 --> 00:01:57,154 Tony: No, no, no. It's all good. 46 00:01:57,189 --> 00:01:58,584 Tasha: I don't even have a passport. 47 00:01:58,619 --> 00:01:59,783 Do you have a passport? 48 00:01:59,818 --> 00:02:00,817 Tony: You don't need one for Mexico. 49 00:02:00,852 --> 00:02:02,115 Davis: He's not alone anymore. 50 00:02:02,150 --> 00:02:04,161 Tasha: Are you sure that's how it works? 51 00:02:04,196 --> 00:02:05,129 Tony: Tasha. 52 00:02:06,297 --> 00:02:07,758 Tasha, please. 53 00:02:07,793 --> 00:02:10,959 The love I feel for you is like nothing I've ever felt. 54 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,435 It is more warm and pure 55 00:02:14,470 --> 00:02:18,604 than the sand on the most beautiful fucking Mexican beach. 56 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:23,136 Just... Just come away with me. Come away with me and I swear, 57 00:02:23,171 --> 00:02:26,645 I swear that you will feel the warmth of my love for the rest of your... 58 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,944 Tasha: Hang on. My pizza's here. 59 00:02:28,979 --> 00:02:30,143 I'll be right back. 60 00:02:30,178 --> 00:02:31,881 - (glass shattering) - (indistinct chatter) 61 00:02:33,357 --> 00:02:34,488 Woman: Are you sure he's home? 62 00:02:34,523 --> 00:02:35,951 Man: Jesus Christ, what do you mean? 63 00:02:35,986 --> 00:02:37,359 Of course, he's here. What else does this idiot... 64 00:02:37,394 --> 00:02:39,295 There he is! There he is! There he is! 65 00:02:39,330 --> 00:02:40,494 (indistinct chatter) 66 00:02:40,529 --> 00:02:41,957 (banging on door) 67 00:02:41,992 --> 00:02:43,332 Woman: Kick it down. 68 00:02:43,367 --> 00:02:45,202 Man: No, I'm not gonna kick the fucking door down. 69 00:02:45,237 --> 00:02:47,127 I want the motherfucker to open the door, 70 00:02:47,162 --> 00:02:49,470 invite me in, so, I can kick his ass. 71 00:02:49,505 --> 00:02:51,307 Woman: What the fuck? What the fuck are you... 72 00:02:51,342 --> 00:02:52,869 - Hey! Hey! - Man: Get out of my way. 73 00:02:52,904 --> 00:02:54,640 - Get the fuck... - (gunshot) 74 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,840 - Woman: Goddamn it! - Man: Will you just back off? 75 00:02:56,875 --> 00:02:57,874 Woman: Kick it down, you mother... 76 00:02:57,909 --> 00:02:59,480 Man: I said back off! 77 00:02:59,515 --> 00:03:01,845 Woman: You're gonna fucking shoot him. Wait! 78 00:03:02,414 --> 00:03:04,045 - (thud) - Man: All up in my shit. 79 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,354 Now back the fuck off! 80 00:03:05,389 --> 00:03:07,147 Woman: Gotta fucking pull a gun out 81 00:03:07,182 --> 00:03:09,820 all the goddamn time, like it's your dick or something. 82 00:03:09,855 --> 00:03:11,151 Man: Yes, get the fuck away from me. 83 00:03:11,186 --> 00:03:12,691 It's my responsibility. 84 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,199 Tasha: Hey, Tony, I'm back. 85 00:03:15,701 --> 00:03:18,235 So, I've been doing some thinking 86 00:03:18,270 --> 00:03:21,700 and... I think we should break up. 87 00:03:23,275 --> 00:03:26,243 I just feel like we're not on the same page. 88 00:03:26,278 --> 00:03:28,443 Like, we live in two different worlds, you know? 89 00:03:29,245 --> 00:03:32,381 And, like, not just Mexico and America. 90 00:03:35,452 --> 00:03:36,385 Tony? 91 00:03:38,048 --> 00:03:39,047 Hello? 92 00:03:41,051 --> 00:03:42,919 Well, I'll just text you. Bye. 93 00:03:42,954 --> 00:03:45,889 (somber guitar music plays) 94 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,967 (grunting) 95 00:04:14,623 --> 00:04:17,294 I don't really feel like doing the homework. 96 00:04:17,329 --> 00:04:20,429 That's like 15 minutes out of my day. 97 00:04:21,993 --> 00:04:23,091 I don't know. 98 00:04:24,501 --> 00:04:27,964 You know, I was thinking about dropping out of math. 99 00:04:27,999 --> 00:04:29,064 (punch bag thudding) 100 00:04:29,099 --> 00:04:31,066 I don't really like it. English, too. 101 00:04:31,101 --> 00:04:33,101 Let's drop out of English. 102 00:04:33,136 --> 00:04:36,511 Actually, I should just drop out entirely. 103 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,580 Save the taxpayers a couple of bucks... 104 00:04:39,615 --> 00:04:41,846 (grunting) 105 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,459 Mike, you might wanna watch out for that car. 106 00:04:51,154 --> 00:04:52,021 Mike! 107 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:53,627 Mike! 108 00:04:55,191 --> 00:04:56,157 Mike, watch out! 109 00:04:56,192 --> 00:04:57,796 (tires screeching) 110 00:04:58,964 --> 00:05:01,800 (rock music plays) 111 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,307 (groans) 112 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:07,201 (grunts) 113 00:05:08,006 --> 00:05:08,939 Kelsey: Mike? 114 00:05:08,974 --> 00:05:10,842 Kelsey, hi, how you doing? 115 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:11,810 Are you okay? 116 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,846 Whoa. You all right, buddy? You know, you gotta watch out, 117 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:17,145 it's a blind corner right here. (chuckles) 118 00:05:17,180 --> 00:05:19,455 You good? Yeah, I'm good. 119 00:05:19,490 --> 00:05:21,721 Chet: You're good, brother. Yo, Kelsey. 120 00:05:22,218 --> 00:05:23,360 Chet. 121 00:05:23,995 --> 00:05:25,626 I imagine a busy girl like yourself doesn't have too much time 122 00:05:25,661 --> 00:05:27,793 to prep for the calc final, am I right? 123 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,322 Kelsey: Well, pointless chit chat with you 124 00:05:29,357 --> 00:05:30,961 does kinda eat away at my free time. 125 00:05:30,996 --> 00:05:33,337 Let's study together. Just name a day. 126 00:05:34,703 --> 00:05:36,637 Sure, why not. 127 00:05:36,672 --> 00:05:39,343 How about the second Tuesday of next week. 128 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,174 What day is that? 129 00:05:46,209 --> 00:05:48,715 Oh, it's the 15th... of never. 130 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:50,178 Man: Is there two Tuesdays next week? 131 00:05:50,213 --> 00:05:51,982 Hey, Kelsey, for real though. 132 00:05:52,017 --> 00:05:53,753 Hey, if you need a study buddy let me... 133 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:55,392 (garage door whirs) 134 00:05:55,427 --> 00:05:57,658 I'll break her eventually. (chuckles) 135 00:05:57,693 --> 00:05:59,055 Man: Yeah, you'll break her eventually. 136 00:06:01,598 --> 00:06:03,763 - Chet: Cute ride. - Man: Cute ride, bro. 137 00:06:04,568 --> 00:06:08,867 I'm hungry. Fuck, let's go. 138 00:06:23,114 --> 00:06:26,522 Dude, your mom makes bomb chimichangas. 139 00:06:26,557 --> 00:06:28,051 That's not the last one is it? 140 00:06:28,086 --> 00:06:29,723 No, there should be some more out there. 141 00:06:36,765 --> 00:06:37,797 So... 142 00:06:38,602 --> 00:06:40,195 when are you gonna ask her out? 143 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:41,768 Uh... What? 144 00:06:42,237 --> 00:06:44,232 When are you going to ask her out? 145 00:06:44,601 --> 00:06:47,576 I mean, her names your freaking email password, fuck's sake. 146 00:06:47,611 --> 00:06:49,237 Why do you know my email... 147 00:06:49,272 --> 00:06:50,876 Don't worry about semantics. 148 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:54,616 Listen, pick up your phone, call her, get a date with her. 149 00:06:54,651 --> 00:06:56,112 I... I don't, I don't have her number. 150 00:06:56,147 --> 00:06:57,454 It's cool, I do. 151 00:06:57,489 --> 00:06:59,049 Wait, how do you have her number? 152 00:06:59,084 --> 00:07:00,248 Stole Janice's phone in bio. 153 00:07:01,086 --> 00:07:02,558 You stole Janice's phone? 154 00:07:02,593 --> 00:07:04,560 - Yeah. We worked it out. - That's just not... 155 00:07:04,595 --> 00:07:05,924 We're going on a date tonight. 156 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,599 Let's go, Mike, chop chop. 157 00:07:15,639 --> 00:07:17,067 I lost my phone. 158 00:07:17,102 --> 00:07:18,772 Underneath your clothes, by the desk. 159 00:07:21,106 --> 00:07:23,744 - How did you know it... - They got an app for that. 160 00:07:23,779 --> 00:07:25,240 Dude, why are you tracking my... 161 00:07:25,275 --> 00:07:26,912 Brett: 'Cause you lose everything you touch. 162 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,651 You'd lose your ball sack if it wasn't attached to you. 163 00:07:29,686 --> 00:07:32,918 Look, you're still not doing what I told you. 164 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,316 Call her, it's not hard. Let's go step by step. 165 00:07:35,857 --> 00:07:39,254 Dial 555-1138. 166 00:07:39,289 --> 00:07:41,256 You're gonna press call, you're gonna take the phone 167 00:07:41,291 --> 00:07:44,259 up to your ear, it's gonna ring once, twice, three times. 168 00:07:44,294 --> 00:07:45,667 Don't be alarmed. 169 00:07:45,702 --> 00:07:47,130 She might just be getting out of the shower, 170 00:07:47,165 --> 00:07:49,935 about to wrap that towel around her upper body, 171 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,102 and then she's gonna pick up on the fourth ring. 172 00:07:52,137 --> 00:07:54,544 Mike, I don't have all day. 173 00:07:56,713 --> 00:07:59,274 On that fourth ring, you get to talk to her. 174 00:07:59,309 --> 00:08:00,814 But if it goes on for a fifth ring, 175 00:08:00,849 --> 00:08:03,311 then she might not pick up, 'cause on the sixth ring 176 00:08:03,346 --> 00:08:05,687 it clicks dead, but I wouldn't worry about that 177 00:08:05,722 --> 00:08:06,688 if I were you. 178 00:08:06,723 --> 00:08:09,493 (phone ringing) 179 00:08:18,163 --> 00:08:19,459 Kelsey: (over phone) Hello? 180 00:08:19,494 --> 00:08:21,637 (splutters) Go, go, go. Pick it up. 181 00:08:21,672 --> 00:08:23,034 - Kelsey: Hello? - Hello, Kelsey... 182 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:24,970 No, I'm not interested in buying industrial strength 183 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,466 commercial size garbage bags. 184 00:08:26,501 --> 00:08:28,468 - Thanks. Stop calling. - Oh, no, no, no. 185 00:08:28,503 --> 00:08:31,405 It's Mike. Mike from school. 186 00:08:32,342 --> 00:08:33,341 Mike? 187 00:08:33,376 --> 00:08:34,716 Yup. 188 00:08:34,751 --> 00:08:36,047 Kelsey: Hey I didn't realize you had my number. 189 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:37,686 - Brett: Give it to me... - I can't lie to you. 190 00:08:37,721 --> 00:08:39,215 Brett stole your phone number from Janice's phone. 191 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:41,217 Brett: Oh, my fucking God. Hey, Donna... 192 00:08:41,252 --> 00:08:43,659 have you seen your son's ball sack anywhere? 193 00:08:43,694 --> 00:08:45,727 Did you just yell "ball sack"? 194 00:08:45,762 --> 00:08:47,828 - No, no, no. - I swear I just heard "ball sack." 195 00:08:47,863 --> 00:08:48,730 It was Brett. 196 00:08:48,765 --> 00:08:50,160 Brett has your ball sack? 197 00:08:50,195 --> 00:08:52,162 No, he was saying if my mom seen my ball sack. 198 00:08:52,197 --> 00:08:54,329 Your ball sack or his ball? I'm confused. 199 00:08:54,364 --> 00:08:56,606 It was a metaphor. Uh... 200 00:08:59,776 --> 00:09:01,776 Yeah, that's a... that's a problem. 201 00:09:02,537 --> 00:09:04,746 Okay, look, just think back. 202 00:09:04,781 --> 00:09:06,176 Let's retrace your steps. 203 00:09:06,211 --> 00:09:09,949 Where do you feel like you last felt them? 204 00:09:11,788 --> 00:09:13,249 I... I... I... 205 00:09:13,889 --> 00:09:15,218 Tell me you found them. 206 00:09:17,387 --> 00:09:18,518 Yup. 207 00:09:18,553 --> 00:09:19,629 That was a close call. 208 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:21,389 I have my balls. 209 00:09:23,932 --> 00:09:27,230 - So, is that why you called? - No, no. Uh... 210 00:09:27,936 --> 00:09:29,133 I, um... 211 00:09:32,237 --> 00:09:34,611 (mellow guitar music plays) 212 00:09:36,241 --> 00:09:37,746 I like your music. 213 00:09:38,782 --> 00:09:41,618 It's Jackson and Jackie. 214 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:43,917 Here, listen. 215 00:09:55,623 --> 00:09:57,425 It's an eight-track player, by the way. 216 00:09:57,460 --> 00:09:58,734 Eight-track? 217 00:09:58,769 --> 00:09:59,933 Kelsey: Yeah. 218 00:10:00,435 --> 00:10:03,068 Yeah, I actually pulled it out of the dumpster this morning. 219 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,102 Secretly. 220 00:10:04,808 --> 00:10:06,005 Why secretly? 221 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:12,308 Well, uh, my mom threw it away, and when she throws things away 222 00:10:12,343 --> 00:10:14,145 she never wants to see them again. 223 00:10:15,445 --> 00:10:18,149 She threw out a bunch of old stuff, actually. 224 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:22,252 There's a VHS player with a tape inside. 225 00:10:22,287 --> 00:10:23,924 Oh, which... which, uh, tape? 226 00:10:23,959 --> 00:10:25,629 Titanic, tape one. 227 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,162 Seriously, I mean, how have we not talked 228 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:34,198 since, like, what, eighth grade? 229 00:10:35,630 --> 00:10:37,333 I don't know, uh... 230 00:10:37,973 --> 00:10:39,841 Woman: Kelsey! 231 00:10:39,876 --> 00:10:41,942 Where the hell are you? Get in here. 232 00:10:41,977 --> 00:10:46,012 I wanted this kitchen clean. This floor does not look clean. 233 00:10:46,047 --> 00:10:47,607 How did I get stuck with a kid... 234 00:10:47,642 --> 00:10:49,851 Kelsey: I'll be right there. 235 00:10:49,886 --> 00:10:52,689 - (woman shouts indistinctly) - Hey, Mike, I gotta go. 236 00:10:52,724 --> 00:10:53,855 - Woman: Kelsey! - Kelsey: Sorry. 237 00:10:53,890 --> 00:10:55,549 Oh, yeah, no... no problem. 238 00:10:58,323 --> 00:11:01,225 Do you... Are you busy later? 239 00:11:01,997 --> 00:11:03,964 Uh... No. 240 00:11:03,999 --> 00:11:05,295 No plans. 241 00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:06,670 Do you want to hang out? 242 00:11:09,334 --> 00:11:10,366 Yeah. 243 00:11:11,666 --> 00:11:12,973 (clears throat) Yeah. 244 00:11:13,008 --> 00:11:14,810 Pick me up at seven? 245 00:11:14,845 --> 00:11:16,174 Yeah. Cool, I can do that. 246 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,846 Cool, I'll see you tonight. 247 00:11:19,014 --> 00:11:20,343 See... See you tonight. 248 00:11:21,179 --> 00:11:22,543 - Woman: Kelsey! - (banging on door) 249 00:11:22,578 --> 00:11:24,050 Who the hell are you talking to? 250 00:11:24,085 --> 00:11:25,722 Get off the phone... 251 00:11:25,757 --> 00:11:27,350 Brett: "See you tonight"? 252 00:11:27,385 --> 00:11:29,517 You're seeing her tonight? 253 00:11:29,552 --> 00:11:31,156 I'm seeing her tonight, dude. 254 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,729 - You picking her up? - (sighs) Yeah. 255 00:11:32,764 --> 00:11:34,225 What car are you gonna use, the invisible one? 256 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,029 - I'll just drive the van. - Big back seat, nice. 257 00:11:36,531 --> 00:11:38,328 - Except one problem. - What? 258 00:11:38,363 --> 00:11:39,736 Your parents are leaving for Vegas. 259 00:11:39,771 --> 00:11:40,429 No. 260 00:11:40,931 --> 00:11:42,497 There's food in the fridge. All right? 261 00:11:42,532 --> 00:11:44,070 You know what, Brett ate your last chimichanga, though. 262 00:11:44,105 --> 00:11:45,368 I'm sorry. Have fun. 263 00:11:45,403 --> 00:11:46,699 - There's beer in the refrigerator. - Mm-hm. 264 00:11:46,734 --> 00:11:48,206 If you want to have a party, I'm okay with that. 265 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,108 But I'm... 266 00:11:50,111 --> 00:11:51,847 I do not want any feet on my coffee table. That's my one rule, okay? 267 00:11:51,882 --> 00:11:52,881 I just... I needed to borrow the car, 268 00:11:52,916 --> 00:11:55,752 'cause I have... (sighs) I have a date. 269 00:11:55,787 --> 00:11:57,083 - (gasps) - You have a date? 270 00:11:57,118 --> 00:11:59,052 - Michael! - My man. 271 00:11:59,087 --> 00:12:00,680 - Mom: That is great. - Dad: Good for you. 272 00:12:00,715 --> 00:12:01,758 You know what, there's condoms upstairs 273 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,354 on your dads bedside table, so if you need to use 'em, get to it. 274 00:12:04,389 --> 00:12:05,861 Hey, we don't want to become grandparents. 275 00:12:05,896 --> 00:12:07,027 We sure don't, all right? 276 00:12:07,062 --> 00:12:08,061 - But... - You take care. 277 00:12:08,096 --> 00:12:09,029 Mom: Have fun, baby. 278 00:12:09,064 --> 00:12:10,734 (tires screeching) 279 00:12:15,565 --> 00:12:16,564 (rock music plays) 280 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,237 Well, date's off. 281 00:12:21,076 --> 00:12:23,747 No, it's not, dude. You give up too quick. Check it. 282 00:12:29,777 --> 00:12:31,920 Plain paint job, nice rims. 283 00:12:31,955 --> 00:12:33,284 Got a working AC. 284 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,825 Not bad looking for a starter car. 285 00:12:36,751 --> 00:12:38,927 You can swing, uh, three grand, right? 286 00:12:43,967 --> 00:12:47,969 Can you just like stop being you for like two seconds? 287 00:12:48,004 --> 00:12:49,333 Is that doable, maybe? 288 00:12:51,139 --> 00:12:53,238 Mike: I only have 2,700. 289 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,404 Uh... Check your dad's condom drawer. 290 00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:56,340 I think he has some cash in there. 291 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,639 - Mike: What? - Dude. 292 00:12:58,674 --> 00:12:59,981 I have a date tonight. 293 00:13:00,516 --> 00:13:02,610 I can't steal from my parents. 294 00:13:02,645 --> 00:13:03,611 It's not stealing. 295 00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:06,086 It's borrowing, and our whole economy's built off that. 296 00:13:06,121 --> 00:13:08,451 And... sent. 297 00:13:08,953 --> 00:13:11,421 Some guy named Dennis expects you in the morning, 298 00:13:11,456 --> 00:13:14,831 or nowish, I don't know, I told him "some time." 299 00:13:14,866 --> 00:13:16,261 Are you ready to own a vehicle? 300 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,164 Are you ready to be better than Chet? 301 00:13:18,199 --> 00:13:19,836 Well, not better, he's better looking, 302 00:13:19,871 --> 00:13:22,465 has a better car, and is probably gonna end up 303 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,303 taking your girl out, wining, dining, 69-ing. 304 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,635 That's how my dad met my mom. 305 00:13:28,836 --> 00:13:30,110 Are you my dad? 306 00:13:30,145 --> 00:13:32,178 Or are you the guy that could have been my dad? 307 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:36,380 (mellow guitar music plays) 308 00:14:07,545 --> 00:14:08,577 (door unlocks) 309 00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:11,855 - Hi there. - Uh... Hi. 310 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:13,813 How's it going? 311 00:14:13,848 --> 00:14:15,023 Good, good. 312 00:14:19,524 --> 00:14:20,996 - That's mine. - Oh, uh... 313 00:14:21,031 --> 00:14:22,030 - Yeah. - You, uh... 314 00:14:22,065 --> 00:14:23,394 Dennis: Mike? Mike! 315 00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:24,659 Yo, hey, Mike. 316 00:14:24,694 --> 00:14:27,035 Mikey, how you doing? I just got your email. 317 00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:29,730 Something with my modem. I have to keep rebooting it. 318 00:14:29,765 --> 00:14:31,567 You know how these freaking cable companies are. 319 00:14:31,602 --> 00:14:33,668 Yeah, it's Dennis, man, Dennis. How you doing? 320 00:14:33,703 --> 00:14:35,406 You must have been on the way when I sent back. 321 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,177 What about the car? Where is she taking the car? 322 00:14:37,212 --> 00:14:38,607 Dennis: I just sold that one. 323 00:14:39,076 --> 00:14:40,543 Signed, sealed, delivered. 324 00:14:40,578 --> 00:14:42,512 But I got three more cars out here for you to see. 325 00:14:42,547 --> 00:14:43,546 You're absolutely gonna love 'em. 326 00:14:43,581 --> 00:14:44,745 (meows) 327 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:46,351 Come on in, make yourself at home. 328 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,682 Look out for the cats. 329 00:14:47,717 --> 00:14:49,354 They're everywhere, but they're fine. 330 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,191 You want a beer or something? 331 00:14:51,226 --> 00:14:53,061 I'm fine. Thanks, though. 332 00:14:53,096 --> 00:14:55,030 Dennis: How 'bout a burrito? Dude, they're great with mustard. 333 00:14:55,065 --> 00:14:57,362 Some homeless turned me on to them one day. He's out front eating it, 334 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,726 and I said, "Hey, what are you eating?" 335 00:14:58,761 --> 00:15:00,530 He says, "A burrito. It's really good with mustard. 336 00:15:00,565 --> 00:15:01,432 You want a bite?" 337 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,071 I said, "Well, what the hell, I'm adventurous." 338 00:15:03,106 --> 00:15:05,106 I tried it, I went in and bought a dozen. 339 00:15:05,141 --> 00:15:07,108 I'm telling you, they're fantastic. 340 00:15:07,143 --> 00:15:09,077 Like the chicken myself. They're awesome, man. 341 00:15:09,739 --> 00:15:10,804 So, uh... 342 00:15:12,247 --> 00:15:13,246 Mr. Dennis. 343 00:15:13,281 --> 00:15:15,116 Dennis: Yo, what kid? I got a bum ear. 344 00:15:15,618 --> 00:15:16,986 Just the car. I just wanted to know... 345 00:15:17,588 --> 00:15:20,286 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got two cars outside you're absolutely gonna love. 346 00:15:20,321 --> 00:15:22,387 Fine automobiles, right up your alley. 347 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,586 Don't worry about it. 348 00:15:26,129 --> 00:15:27,788 Say, you looking for a watch upgrade? 349 00:15:27,823 --> 00:15:29,559 - Uh... - They're really good man. 350 00:15:29,594 --> 00:15:31,231 Chinese construction, Swiss movement. 351 00:15:31,266 --> 00:15:33,101 - I'm good, I'm good. - How 'bout a necklace? 28 karat gold. 352 00:15:33,136 --> 00:15:34,399 Show your old lady how much you love her. 353 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,796 Uh... Thanks, but no thanks. 354 00:15:35,831 --> 00:15:38,073 Watch out. Your feet. 355 00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:40,636 It's got a bad motivator. Kinda got a mind of its own now. 356 00:15:40,671 --> 00:15:42,770 It wound up in the backyard last week. 357 00:15:47,975 --> 00:15:50,910 Hey, uh, Dennis... Hey, thanks for everything, 358 00:15:50,945 --> 00:15:53,022 but I really... I gotta get going. 359 00:15:53,524 --> 00:15:54,650 Whoa, whoa, whoa, kid. Don't worry. 360 00:15:54,685 --> 00:15:56,091 I got a car out here you're gonna love. 361 00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:58,456 Come on, come on. Let me show it to you, let's go. 362 00:16:01,131 --> 00:16:04,363 No finer car out here. 2,995. 363 00:16:07,137 --> 00:16:08,169 Um... 364 00:16:09,172 --> 00:16:11,007 Thanks and all. 365 00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:13,306 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't go anywhere without test driving it. 366 00:16:13,675 --> 00:16:15,803 Come on, kid, we'll take it for a little spin. 367 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,644 (engine splutters) 368 00:16:21,679 --> 00:16:22,975 (engine revs) 369 00:16:23,010 --> 00:16:24,218 She's just warming up. 370 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,287 She's calling your name, Mike. Come on. 371 00:16:27,322 --> 00:16:29,553 Come on, don't be shy. Have a look. 372 00:16:30,886 --> 00:16:32,556 Come on in, kid. Come on, come on. 373 00:16:33,658 --> 00:16:34,888 What the fuck is this? 374 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,862 Go on, put your foot in it. 375 00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:44,535 - (engine revs) - Feel that? 376 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:47,670 That's 440 cubic inches under your right foot, baby. 377 00:16:47,705 --> 00:16:48,803 She's got power to spare. 378 00:16:48,838 --> 00:16:50,673 This thing runs like a scalded dog. 379 00:16:51,175 --> 00:16:54,875 Two-and-half tons of fine American steel surrounding ya. 380 00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:57,647 Who needs airbags when you got that kind of security? 381 00:16:57,682 --> 00:16:59,220 This is when they made 'em solid and stout. 382 00:16:59,255 --> 00:17:01,816 Baby, you hit something in this, you don't need an airbag, 383 00:17:01,851 --> 00:17:03,521 because they're gonna know it, you're not. 384 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,720 You're gonna keep flying down the road. 385 00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:06,194 And I know what you're thinking. 386 00:17:06,229 --> 00:17:08,493 The paints kinda faded and the chromes not so bright, 387 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,692 but you don't want to blind people, 388 00:17:10,194 --> 00:17:12,827 you want to catch their eye. You want to keep 'em glued to it. 389 00:17:12,862 --> 00:17:15,731 This car right here will do it and the room. 390 00:17:15,766 --> 00:17:17,029 Can you feel it? 391 00:17:17,064 --> 00:17:19,372 It's like the great outdoors with leather. 392 00:17:19,407 --> 00:17:21,176 This is Mikey's world right here. 393 00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:24,872 This is your universe on four tires, baby. 394 00:17:24,907 --> 00:17:27,677 Speaking of universe, look way out there in the end of the galaxy. 395 00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:31,054 You're not gonna find more room in a backseat, if you know what I mean, right? 396 00:17:31,556 --> 00:17:34,222 I got collectors from here to Missouri 397 00:17:34,257 --> 00:17:37,753 kicking down my door, begging me to sell 'em this car. 398 00:17:38,723 --> 00:17:39,854 Is... 399 00:17:39,889 --> 00:17:41,097 What do you say? 400 00:17:41,132 --> 00:17:42,923 ...that an eight-track player? 401 00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:46,366 What? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you got a good eye kid. 402 00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:48,104 Yeah, this the latest and greatest in high fidelity. 403 00:17:48,139 --> 00:17:50,700 It's like the vinyl of car audio. 404 00:17:50,735 --> 00:17:53,703 You know, as a matter of fact... 405 00:17:53,738 --> 00:17:56,904 (laughs) I'll even throw in some tapes. 406 00:17:58,072 --> 00:18:01,150 (mellow guitar music plays) 407 00:18:29,444 --> 00:18:30,641 (brakes screech) 408 00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:42,455 (tape warbling) 409 00:18:44,822 --> 00:18:45,689 Hey! 410 00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:51,794 (siren wails) 411 00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:31,163 My condolences. You doing all right, hon? 412 00:19:31,198 --> 00:19:33,176 Um... Yeah. Why? 413 00:19:33,678 --> 00:19:34,837 Well clearly your grandpa just died 414 00:19:34,872 --> 00:19:38,181 and he left you this very sturdy automobile here. 415 00:19:39,844 --> 00:19:41,041 Mike: Um... 416 00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:42,812 Or is that not how you came to be in possession 417 00:19:42,847 --> 00:19:45,485 - of this car, young man? - No, no, I just bought it. 418 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:46,849 I just got it. 419 00:19:47,351 --> 00:19:48,422 Male police officer: Funny. 420 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,986 Thought a kid like him would get himself 421 00:19:52,021 --> 00:19:56,562 some sort of... neon green piece of shit sedan... 422 00:19:58,192 --> 00:19:59,400 with spinning rims. 423 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,601 But voluntarily purchasing himself... 424 00:20:03,571 --> 00:20:05,505 - What is this? - Chrysler, New Yorker. 425 00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:09,245 A Chrysler New Yorker that got crapped out by 1966. 426 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,038 Mm. It is a '65. 427 00:20:11,942 --> 00:20:13,711 A 1965. 428 00:20:16,243 --> 00:20:19,079 That just don't sound like sober decision making to me, Davis. 429 00:20:19,114 --> 00:20:20,520 We been doing any drinking today? 430 00:20:20,555 --> 00:20:21,752 Uh... No, nope. 431 00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:24,183 - (clears throat) - Any drug use? 432 00:20:24,218 --> 00:20:25,085 No. 433 00:20:26,055 --> 00:20:28,187 Marijuana? Because that does qualify. 434 00:20:28,222 --> 00:20:29,892 I don't... I don't smoke. 435 00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:32,433 Texting while driving. 436 00:20:32,468 --> 00:20:33,896 No, see, I was just trying to... 437 00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:35,964 Let me just take a look at your phone, please. 438 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:37,900 Thank you. 439 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,544 We're also gonna need license, registration, 440 00:20:44,579 --> 00:20:46,612 - and proof of insurance. - Yeah. Um... 441 00:20:46,647 --> 00:20:49,285 6:42 p.m., looks like Brett sent you a sext. 442 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,418 Yeah... 443 00:20:57,427 --> 00:20:58,492 Registration, too. 444 00:20:59,330 --> 00:21:00,758 And proof of insurance. 445 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,397 Oh yeah, I don't have it yet. 446 00:21:02,432 --> 00:21:04,729 I just... I just bought the car. 447 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,962 But there is a registration card in this vehicle, right? 448 00:21:07,597 --> 00:21:09,800 Registered by the previous owner. 449 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:11,604 - (phone vibrates) - Who is Kelsey? 450 00:21:11,639 --> 00:21:14,904 Oh, um, Kelsey she's just probably wondering where I am, 451 00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:17,577 'cause... (whispers) ...we have a date. 452 00:21:17,612 --> 00:21:19,579 - Sorry? - Just taking her out on a date. 453 00:21:19,614 --> 00:21:21,944 - Oh, here you go. - Don't let him answer that. 454 00:21:21,979 --> 00:21:23,110 (vibrating continues) 455 00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:31,789 Mr. Duchovny, sir. 456 00:21:36,631 --> 00:21:38,125 - Kelsey: Hey. - Hey. 457 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,160 There's a thing called a GPS now. Have you tried it before? 458 00:21:40,195 --> 00:21:42,602 Just, uh, gotta run a few errands. 459 00:21:42,637 --> 00:21:45,506 I'll be there around eight, if that's cool? 460 00:21:45,541 --> 00:21:46,969 Yeah, no problem. 461 00:21:47,004 --> 00:21:48,839 - I'll see you then. - Kelsey: You better. 462 00:21:53,483 --> 00:21:54,647 Duchovny: So, um... 463 00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:59,146 Your running errands on date night, huh? 464 00:22:04,527 --> 00:22:05,955 Uh-huh. 465 00:22:05,990 --> 00:22:08,496 - I gotta go get some, uh... - Condoms. 466 00:22:09,664 --> 00:22:10,828 Yeah. 467 00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:13,534 - Yeah. - Good boy. 468 00:22:16,737 --> 00:22:18,000 (engine starts) 469 00:22:20,004 --> 00:22:21,377 (siren wails) 470 00:22:23,337 --> 00:22:24,512 Great. 471 00:22:26,373 --> 00:22:29,044 (car approaches) 472 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:38,185 Mike: Hey, uh, Dennis, I, um... 473 00:22:38,754 --> 00:22:39,989 This stuff was in the car. 474 00:22:40,024 --> 00:22:41,859 I think you left it in the glove box. 475 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:43,729 Dennis? 476 00:23:04,279 --> 00:23:05,718 Uh... Dennis? 477 00:23:10,384 --> 00:23:11,757 Hey, Dennis? 478 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:18,731 Mm. 479 00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:22,229 This is not what it looks like at all. 480 00:23:22,264 --> 00:23:23,395 Dennis. 481 00:23:23,430 --> 00:23:24,869 I bought a car from here, from Dennis 482 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,772 and I found this in the glove compartment, 483 00:23:26,807 --> 00:23:28,037 I just wanted to return it. 484 00:23:28,072 --> 00:23:29,709 - Hey! - (gunshot) 485 00:23:29,744 --> 00:23:32,206 - No, please! - (gunshot) 486 00:23:32,241 --> 00:23:33,911 - Damn, lady. I'm sorry. - (cat shrieks) 487 00:23:35,816 --> 00:23:37,244 Woman: Where's my husband? 488 00:23:37,279 --> 00:23:39,917 - I didn't... - (gunshots) 489 00:23:46,255 --> 00:23:47,463 (gunshot) 490 00:23:58,168 --> 00:24:00,102 Come on. Just get it together. 491 00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:04,139 Shut up. 492 00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:08,748 Just gotta get it... Just pull it. 493 00:24:08,783 --> 00:24:11,146 (muttering) 494 00:24:13,183 --> 00:24:14,347 (gasps) 495 00:24:28,803 --> 00:24:29,802 I'm gonna shoot you anyway, 496 00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:32,475 so you might as well just come out and get it over with. 497 00:24:39,143 --> 00:24:41,011 Where's my husband? 498 00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:42,309 (gunshots) 499 00:24:42,344 --> 00:24:46,819 - Where is he? - (gunfire) 500 00:24:51,155 --> 00:24:51,989 Hey! 501 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:59,029 - Mike: Oh, God. - Hey! Get back here! 502 00:25:00,164 --> 00:25:01,328 Mike: Whoa! 503 00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:05,739 (screams) 504 00:25:11,582 --> 00:25:14,242 (siren wails) 505 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:18,554 Davis: All right, let's just back up here. 506 00:25:18,589 --> 00:25:21,216 The vacuum cleaner got out on the sidewalk how? 507 00:25:21,251 --> 00:25:23,383 Um... I don't know. 508 00:25:23,418 --> 00:25:25,517 - (indistinct chatter) - Woman: I don't want your help. 509 00:25:25,552 --> 00:25:26,419 I don't want your help! 510 00:25:27,021 --> 00:25:30,159 Just get out of my house! Just get out of my house! 511 00:25:30,194 --> 00:25:31,391 Just get out! 512 00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:33,195 (sobs) Get out. 513 00:25:34,770 --> 00:25:35,835 I'm not a criminal. 514 00:25:35,870 --> 00:25:37,705 What did I do? I didn't do anything. 515 00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:38,871 Oh, yeah? 516 00:25:41,436 --> 00:25:43,370 (phone vibrates) 517 00:25:43,405 --> 00:25:44,877 Don't answer that. 518 00:25:53,789 --> 00:25:55,184 Woman: Kelsey! 519 00:25:55,219 --> 00:25:56,218 Dinner. 520 00:25:57,452 --> 00:25:58,418 (door slams) 521 00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:03,929 Chet: Yo, Kelsey. 522 00:26:03,964 --> 00:26:05,425 Shouldn't you be studying it up? 523 00:26:06,769 --> 00:26:10,265 Woman: Kelsey, are you eating or going out? 524 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,608 (door slams) 525 00:26:16,944 --> 00:26:18,713 Davis: Michael, thanks for calling us in 526 00:26:18,748 --> 00:26:21,441 about knock on the noggin, we really appreciate it, 527 00:26:21,476 --> 00:26:23,113 but I can't help but wonder 528 00:26:23,148 --> 00:26:26,050 why were you even here in the first place? 529 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,953 I bought a car from Dennis. 530 00:26:27,988 --> 00:26:30,890 Here's the paperwork right here, actually. My... 531 00:26:30,925 --> 00:26:33,288 You were meant to be out romancing with Kelsey, right? 532 00:26:34,258 --> 00:26:35,125 I... 533 00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:41,461 I left my watch and actually speaking of time, 534 00:26:41,496 --> 00:26:43,903 - I do have to get going... - If you don't take off your watch 535 00:26:43,938 --> 00:26:45,971 and leave it at a complete stranger's house, 536 00:26:46,006 --> 00:26:48,435 you wouldn't be late. Right? 537 00:26:48,470 --> 00:26:49,975 I don't know how true that is. 538 00:26:50,010 --> 00:26:51,977 Seeing as he hasn't taken off his watch in two years 539 00:26:52,012 --> 00:26:53,275 and he's still late. 540 00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:56,982 I told you I'd make it up to you. 541 00:26:57,952 --> 00:26:59,116 Oh, yes, you will. 542 00:27:01,285 --> 00:27:03,582 Who cares about a freaking watch? 543 00:27:03,617 --> 00:27:06,827 I want to know who went to my house and took my husband? 544 00:27:06,862 --> 00:27:08,763 David: Honey, we want those answers the same as you 545 00:27:08,798 --> 00:27:10,831 but we gotta come at this from every angle, right? 546 00:27:10,866 --> 00:27:13,834 'Cause your husband has got himself a record, 547 00:27:13,869 --> 00:27:15,165 and you know that. 548 00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:20,005 Michael, let's talk turkey. Got ourselves a missing person. 549 00:27:20,711 --> 00:27:21,974 Got a burglary. 550 00:27:22,676 --> 00:27:24,977 And we got you... here at the scene. 551 00:27:25,012 --> 00:27:27,012 I didn't, I didn't take anything. I swear, I didn't. 552 00:27:27,047 --> 00:27:28,442 You can check my car. 553 00:27:28,477 --> 00:27:31,951 Okay, did you see anything of any value in here 554 00:27:31,986 --> 00:27:33,854 that maybe someone else would of broken in for? 555 00:27:36,650 --> 00:27:37,660 Anything. 556 00:27:39,829 --> 00:27:42,126 Nothing out of the ordinary, no. 557 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:43,061 No? 558 00:27:45,395 --> 00:27:46,702 Okay. 559 00:27:46,737 --> 00:27:48,495 Mike: Is it okay if I leave though? 560 00:27:48,530 --> 00:27:50,629 Yes, you're late. 561 00:27:50,664 --> 00:27:52,631 - Michael. - Yes? 562 00:27:52,666 --> 00:27:54,171 Davis: You might want your phone. 563 00:27:54,877 --> 00:27:55,876 Thank you. 564 00:27:58,540 --> 00:28:01,244 Don't worry about it. Go on, get out of here. 565 00:28:02,016 --> 00:28:03,378 Would you get that? 566 00:28:15,227 --> 00:28:17,524 (engine spluttering) 567 00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:21,594 Duchovny: So, Darla. 568 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:24,597 How do you know Tony? 569 00:28:34,708 --> 00:28:37,214 - Kelsey: Missed a spot. - Oh. (chuckles) 570 00:28:39,614 --> 00:28:41,713 So, uh, you change your mind on that study sesh? 571 00:28:41,748 --> 00:28:43,385 Nope, taking out the trash. 572 00:28:45,796 --> 00:28:48,027 Go on, that's your cue. 573 00:28:48,062 --> 00:28:49,094 What? 574 00:28:51,901 --> 00:28:53,065 (chuckles) 575 00:28:53,567 --> 00:28:55,870 I got it. That's funny. 576 00:28:55,905 --> 00:28:58,136 Kelsey: I'm good for a joke. Not much else. 577 00:29:00,943 --> 00:29:03,075 - Something wrong? - No, fine. 578 00:29:04,111 --> 00:29:05,473 You seem a little down. 579 00:29:06,113 --> 00:29:06,980 Do I? 580 00:29:11,448 --> 00:29:13,745 You know if you ever need to get anything off your chest, 581 00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:14,922 I'm your guy, right? 582 00:29:15,991 --> 00:29:18,090 Something that I actually really love. 583 00:29:18,125 --> 00:29:20,290 You know, being the sympathetic ear 584 00:29:20,325 --> 00:29:21,621 for those who need it. 585 00:29:21,656 --> 00:29:24,063 That must be a really hard life. 586 00:29:24,098 --> 00:29:27,726 Being permanently attached to the side of somebody's head. 587 00:29:27,761 --> 00:29:29,266 I mean, how do you deal with the earwax? 588 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:32,104 Do you, like, penetrate yourself with a really big Q-tip? 589 00:29:32,139 --> 00:29:34,337 Are you seriously judging me based on my appearance? 590 00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:38,242 Why can't a good looking, dry sport athlete 591 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:41,311 love being the person who shows up for a friend 592 00:29:41,346 --> 00:29:42,510 when they need it? 593 00:29:53,864 --> 00:29:54,995 All right, Chet. 594 00:29:57,362 --> 00:29:58,493 Let's go for a ride. 595 00:30:00,695 --> 00:30:03,432 Or should I leave you two alone? 596 00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:05,500 (tires screeching) 597 00:30:20,484 --> 00:30:22,022 (tires screech) 598 00:30:22,057 --> 00:30:24,321 (pants) 599 00:30:25,522 --> 00:30:27,522 (phone vibrates) 600 00:30:27,557 --> 00:30:30,492 Mike, money, check it out. 601 00:30:31,066 --> 00:30:32,230 It's a secret. 602 00:30:34,036 --> 00:30:36,971 (scoffs) No, we're not joining. Don't get the pamphlets. 603 00:30:37,006 --> 00:30:39,369 Mike: Mrs. Madison, I'm here to pick up Kelsey. 604 00:30:41,241 --> 00:30:42,537 Oh. 605 00:30:42,572 --> 00:30:43,802 I see. 606 00:30:43,837 --> 00:30:45,342 So you're the asshole that stood her up? 607 00:30:45,377 --> 00:30:46,640 Look... 608 00:30:46,675 --> 00:30:48,642 - Earl. - Yeah, yeah. 609 00:30:48,677 --> 00:30:50,985 - Look who's here. - What's up, dear? What? 610 00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:53,988 - Look who's here. - Earl: Yeah, what do you want? 611 00:30:54,023 --> 00:30:55,187 Mike: Just looking for... 612 00:30:55,222 --> 00:30:57,057 Come on, spit it out, kid. What do you want? 613 00:30:57,092 --> 00:30:59,521 I'm really sorry I'm late, but I ran into an emergency, 614 00:30:59,556 --> 00:31:02,689 and I promise I can make it up to her. 615 00:31:02,724 --> 00:31:04,493 Yeah, yeah. What? Make it up to her? 616 00:31:04,528 --> 00:31:05,692 What does that mean? 617 00:31:06,530 --> 00:31:07,430 (gulps) 618 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:11,500 I... I just wanted to talk her. Is it okay if I talk to her right now? 619 00:31:11,535 --> 00:31:12,765 - Like really quickly. - No. 620 00:31:13,702 --> 00:31:15,944 She left with that neighbor kid. 621 00:31:18,542 --> 00:31:20,410 Is that your heap on the driveway? 622 00:31:20,445 --> 00:31:25,514 Oh look at that piece of... Wait, is that a '61 Impala? 623 00:31:25,549 --> 00:31:26,922 What a piece of crap. 624 00:31:26,957 --> 00:31:28,253 No, wait. 625 00:31:36,967 --> 00:31:39,231 Ricky: Okay, so he shoots Lenny and then the story ends. 626 00:31:40,564 --> 00:31:43,037 Since we're just sitting around here waiting for shit. 627 00:31:43,072 --> 00:31:44,467 Might as well talk about why he does that. 628 00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:47,371 - Vince: What are you looking at me for? - Ricky: You know why. 629 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:50,407 - Vince: Shut the fuck up! - Ricky: Let's talk about the fucking books... 630 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,706 Titanic on VHS. 631 00:31:52,741 --> 00:31:56,281 (indistinct chatter) 632 00:31:56,316 --> 00:31:57,579 It's got two tapes. 633 00:31:58,281 --> 00:32:00,417 Vince: I don't want you to think that... 634 00:32:01,255 --> 00:32:02,782 Wonder where the VCR is. 635 00:32:03,251 --> 00:32:05,422 Vince: That's what they do. The put a fucking bullet in the back of the head. 636 00:32:05,457 --> 00:32:07,556 Ricky: So what, he's too lazy to take care of a sick pet? 637 00:32:07,591 --> 00:32:08,788 What? Is that what you're saying? 638 00:32:08,823 --> 00:32:10,394 Vince: No, no. This has nothing to do with that. 639 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,726 Ricky: Yes, it does. Yes it fucking does. 640 00:32:12,761 --> 00:32:14,068 All right, George was too afraid. 641 00:32:14,103 --> 00:32:15,894 He was too afraid to take care of Lenny. 642 00:32:15,929 --> 00:32:17,566 He's too afraid to fucking man up, 643 00:32:17,601 --> 00:32:20,404 put some hair on his fucking chest, and take the fall. 644 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:21,900 He takes the easy way out. 645 00:32:21,935 --> 00:32:23,440 Vince: That is not true! 646 00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:25,409 Ricky: Yes, it is. It's right there in the book. 647 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:27,477 - He's fucking selfish. - Vince: It was a mercy killing. 648 00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:29,083 Ricky: It wasn't a fucking mercy killing. 649 00:32:29,118 --> 00:32:30,744 George was covering for his fucking self. 650 00:32:30,779 --> 00:32:31,943 Vince: Covering for himself for what? 651 00:32:31,978 --> 00:32:33,483 In what world did he commit a crime? 652 00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:35,089 Oh, my God, did you miss the part 653 00:32:35,124 --> 00:32:37,487 where George does nothing while Lenny murders Curley's wife? 654 00:32:37,522 --> 00:32:39,621 It wasn't murder. He's an idiot. 655 00:32:39,656 --> 00:32:42,327 - How is he responsible... - He's actually mentally disabled. 656 00:32:42,362 --> 00:32:45,264 - Shut up! - See, even he gets it. Asshole. 657 00:32:45,299 --> 00:32:47,101 What the fuck? Is this the fucking PC police? 658 00:32:47,136 --> 00:32:49,136 You know if your one job is to keep an eye one someone 659 00:32:49,171 --> 00:32:51,336 that's not all there, then you lock that shit down. You don't fuck around 660 00:32:51,371 --> 00:32:53,437 - with that shit. - What do you know about caring about anybody? 661 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:56,275 Oh, you've no fucking idea and an idiot is totally fucking different. 662 00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:57,639 Vince: How so, Ricky? 663 00:32:57,674 --> 00:32:59,806 Textbook example. (laughs) 664 00:32:59,841 --> 00:33:01,313 Hey, Ricky, you wanna watch Titanic? 665 00:33:01,348 --> 00:33:03,282 Shut up. You know, Vince, 666 00:33:03,317 --> 00:33:05,845 you've got zero awareness of how you effect other people, 667 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,451 - you know that? - It's a romance. 668 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,981 Ricky: With your fucking words, with your fucking actions. 669 00:33:10,016 --> 00:33:11,950 You just fly in like a big fucking wrecking ball 670 00:33:11,985 --> 00:33:13,787 and you smash up everybody's shit 671 00:33:13,822 --> 00:33:16,460 with no fucking regard. And you know, I'm getting sick and tired 672 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,957 - of having to hold you accountable... - Donnie! 673 00:33:18,992 --> 00:33:21,399 Why the fuck are your feet on the coffee table? 674 00:33:26,703 --> 00:33:28,670 No, you don't come into somebody's home 675 00:33:28,705 --> 00:33:32,674 and disrespect the home by putting your fucking feet on the coffee table. 676 00:33:32,709 --> 00:33:35,809 - You literally broke into this house. - It's common courtesy 101. 677 00:33:35,844 --> 00:33:37,712 That is where people eat. 678 00:33:37,747 --> 00:33:39,186 People don't eat on coffee tables. 679 00:33:39,221 --> 00:33:41,650 But people don't eat off it. They just... 680 00:33:41,685 --> 00:33:44,059 Do you like the taste of your own shit in your coffee? 681 00:33:44,694 --> 00:33:46,523 - You don't even drink coffee. - Huh? 682 00:33:48,593 --> 00:33:49,823 No. 683 00:33:49,858 --> 00:33:51,495 When I pull my foot out of your ass, 684 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:54,333 I'm gonna wipe my shoe all over the fucking coffee table, 685 00:33:54,368 --> 00:33:56,368 then you can taste all the bullshit, 686 00:33:56,403 --> 00:33:58,205 shitty-ass, fucked up coffee that you want 687 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,537 and stop sucking face in front of everybody, 688 00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:02,341 it's fucking disgusting! 689 00:34:02,376 --> 00:34:04,178 Get involved in this goddamn book club, 690 00:34:04,213 --> 00:34:07,247 or I'm gonna fucking start killing people, God damn it! 691 00:34:07,282 --> 00:34:08,908 Man: Do I have to start smoking inside? 692 00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:16,751 Huh? 693 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:20,623 'Cause every time I step outside, for my smoke break, 694 00:34:21,758 --> 00:34:24,726 you know, as an act of courtesy to you all, 695 00:34:25,762 --> 00:34:29,401 when I come back in, everything has gone to shit. 696 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,372 So, maybe, I need to make you 697 00:34:33,407 --> 00:34:36,903 start inhaling my fucking second-hand smoke. 698 00:34:37,605 --> 00:34:39,708 You make them inhale your second-hand smoke, huh? 699 00:34:39,743 --> 00:34:42,777 Just for the 2,000th fucking time... 700 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,749 just... tolerate each other 701 00:34:48,451 --> 00:34:51,555 and then you can all go home, 702 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:55,493 and... we never have to see each other again. 703 00:34:59,301 --> 00:35:00,630 Man: What about book club? 704 00:35:08,002 --> 00:35:08,935 Please. 705 00:35:11,973 --> 00:35:12,840 Please. 706 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,119 Help me out here. 707 00:35:21,983 --> 00:35:24,522 So we can stop playing fucking Brady Bunch. 708 00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:29,461 (muffled speech) 709 00:35:30,030 --> 00:35:33,267 (screams) Fucking Christ man! 710 00:35:33,302 --> 00:35:36,435 Fuck, what do you do for an encore, a fucking Brazilian? 711 00:35:36,470 --> 00:35:37,502 What the fuck? 712 00:35:38,538 --> 00:35:40,439 Look, what time is it? 713 00:35:40,474 --> 00:35:41,935 Anybody, ten o'clock? 714 00:35:41,970 --> 00:35:44,806 Roughly ten o'clock, right? Ten o'clock on a Saturday night. 715 00:35:44,841 --> 00:35:47,347 Where else do you think a kid with a new car would be? 716 00:35:47,382 --> 00:35:51,010 Out on a cruise, joyriding. That's what these kids do. 717 00:35:51,045 --> 00:35:53,320 That's what those cars are designed for. 718 00:35:53,355 --> 00:35:58,490 Joyrides, it be fucking criminal if he was doing anything else, man. No pun intended. 719 00:35:58,525 --> 00:36:01,020 That's what fucking concerns me. 720 00:36:01,055 --> 00:36:03,198 - Dennis, right? - Yeah, yeah. 721 00:36:03,233 --> 00:36:06,795 'Cause Tony, he was out on a joyride, too. 722 00:36:06,830 --> 00:36:07,829 - Right? - Okay. 723 00:36:08,231 --> 00:36:12,834 In that same exact fucking car that you let him borrow. 724 00:36:12,869 --> 00:36:14,132 Remember what happened to Tony? 725 00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:15,804 I didn't know all the shit he was in to. 726 00:36:15,839 --> 00:36:18,213 He wanted to borrow a car, fine. It's a shit box, man. 727 00:36:18,248 --> 00:36:21,843 It's worth 200 bucks. Think about it. Just think about it. 728 00:36:23,176 --> 00:36:26,320 If I'd have known what the fuck Tony was up to, 729 00:36:26,355 --> 00:36:28,047 you think for one fucking second 730 00:36:28,082 --> 00:36:30,082 I would have sold that kid, Mikey, the fucking car? 731 00:36:31,525 --> 00:36:32,986 No, no, man. 732 00:36:33,021 --> 00:36:35,329 It doesn't take a genius to figure that out. 733 00:36:35,364 --> 00:36:37,331 (scoffs) For fuck's sake, man. 734 00:36:37,366 --> 00:36:39,234 I could be a sailor, I could be a priest. 735 00:36:39,269 --> 00:36:41,236 I could swear to you seven different ways 736 00:36:41,271 --> 00:36:43,898 to fucking doomsday, but I swear to ya, 737 00:36:43,933 --> 00:36:45,570 I don't know shit. 738 00:37:01,951 --> 00:37:03,181 (burps) 739 00:37:03,216 --> 00:37:04,391 (clears throat) 740 00:37:08,430 --> 00:37:09,627 You don't know anything? 741 00:37:10,927 --> 00:37:12,124 No. 742 00:37:13,402 --> 00:37:14,401 Okay. 743 00:37:15,070 --> 00:37:18,240 Well, let me tell you what I know. 744 00:37:21,938 --> 00:37:27,744 I know that... that five star beach side resort 745 00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:30,285 in the sky that Tony checked into, 746 00:37:31,321 --> 00:37:33,387 I know that they're always 747 00:37:33,422 --> 00:37:35,488 accepting new clientele, you know? 748 00:37:36,986 --> 00:37:40,658 You know there's always a... vacancy open there... 749 00:37:41,925 --> 00:37:44,431 and... Dennis... 750 00:37:45,665 --> 00:37:48,094 if that fucking car does not show up... 751 00:37:52,969 --> 00:37:54,606 I'm gonna check myself in. 752 00:37:58,612 --> 00:37:59,776 But... 753 00:38:01,109 --> 00:38:02,647 you're gonna check in first. 754 00:38:02,682 --> 00:38:04,616 Come on, man, what are you doing? I've got... 755 00:38:05,949 --> 00:38:08,851 Somebody give me a goddamn drill. 756 00:38:16,663 --> 00:38:17,959 (horn honks) 757 00:38:23,967 --> 00:38:25,340 (horn honks) 758 00:38:35,044 --> 00:38:36,318 (horn honks) 759 00:38:46,319 --> 00:38:47,494 (engine stops) 760 00:39:17,427 --> 00:39:21,429 (tense music plays) 761 00:39:34,543 --> 00:39:35,575 One second. 762 00:39:37,370 --> 00:39:39,238 Excuse me. See I think... 763 00:39:39,273 --> 00:39:41,174 - We used to own this car. - Right, yes, yes. 764 00:39:41,209 --> 00:39:42,516 We used to own this car, I think. 765 00:39:42,551 --> 00:39:43,715 Hey, hang on. 766 00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:47,246 Yeah, it's still there. It looks good, too. 767 00:39:47,281 --> 00:39:48,753 I redid the seat cover. 768 00:39:48,788 --> 00:39:50,249 The blood wouldn't come out. 769 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,693 Oh, sorry. This was 1982. 770 00:39:54,728 --> 00:39:56,431 We were out on the highway in the middle of nowhere. 771 00:39:56,466 --> 00:39:59,093 No idea where I was, the cops are hightailing after us. 772 00:39:59,128 --> 00:40:01,194 - I'm screaming like you wouldn't believe. - Right, right. 773 00:40:01,229 --> 00:40:02,602 - And then my water broke. - Right, right. 774 00:40:02,637 --> 00:40:04,362 - So, I gotta pull over. - It's our first born. 775 00:40:04,397 --> 00:40:06,364 And the second I do, there's cops everywhere. 776 00:40:06,399 --> 00:40:08,773 - They got their guns drawn. - They think he's a kidnapper. 777 00:40:08,808 --> 00:40:10,203 They're hollering. 778 00:40:10,238 --> 00:40:11,545 - They're telling us all... - I'm yelling, "Stop! 779 00:40:11,580 --> 00:40:13,272 Somebody's gotta grab this baby coming out of me." 780 00:40:13,307 --> 00:40:16,077 So, I'm just like, "Sorry, Officer, I gotta help my wife right now, 781 00:40:16,112 --> 00:40:17,881 - you can arrest me later." - So at this point. 782 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,080 I've gotta... I've gotta stretch out. 783 00:40:19,115 --> 00:40:20,279 Right, good thing it was a bench seat. 784 00:40:20,314 --> 00:40:21,588 Woman: And I close my eyes and push. 785 00:40:21,623 --> 00:40:22,952 And our little girl... 786 00:40:24,593 --> 00:40:26,956 she just falls out into my arms. 787 00:40:27,992 --> 00:40:28,925 (woman chuckles) 788 00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:35,228 And then the placenta pops out of me and hits him in the face, 789 00:40:35,263 --> 00:40:38,737 and he falls backwards, but he does not drop our baby. 790 00:40:38,772 --> 00:40:41,300 That's when I knew. World's greatest dad. 791 00:40:41,335 --> 00:40:42,301 Oh. 792 00:40:43,172 --> 00:40:44,171 (woman sighs) 793 00:40:44,778 --> 00:40:45,612 Gosh. 794 00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:48,450 - Time flies. - Man: Hm. 795 00:41:04,457 --> 00:41:07,458 Hey, this might be a little strange, 796 00:41:07,493 --> 00:41:09,163 or, I don't know, rude, but... 797 00:41:09,965 --> 00:41:11,968 Could we take the car out for a drive? 798 00:41:12,674 --> 00:41:13,937 Oh, uh... 799 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:15,609 Woman: Well, you could go with us, of course. 800 00:41:15,644 --> 00:41:16,775 I... I... I... 801 00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:19,305 Yeah, we wouldn't run off with her. 802 00:41:19,340 --> 00:41:20,680 We could pay you something. 803 00:41:20,715 --> 00:41:24,816 No, no that's okay. I honestly should be getting... 804 00:41:24,851 --> 00:41:27,522 Three hundred. What do you think? 805 00:41:27,557 --> 00:41:29,282 Three hundred, is that good for, I don't know, 806 00:41:29,317 --> 00:41:30,690 20 minutes, half an hour? 807 00:41:31,858 --> 00:41:33,957 Well, we can pay you more if you want? 808 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:35,123 I don't know, a thousand? 809 00:41:35,158 --> 00:41:37,994 - What? - That's okay, um... 810 00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:41,668 - It's... 300 is fine. - (gasps) 811 00:41:42,495 --> 00:41:43,967 Thank you. 812 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,705 That's more than 300. 813 00:41:49,843 --> 00:41:51,678 (engine splutters) 814 00:41:52,681 --> 00:41:55,242 (engine revs) 815 00:41:55,849 --> 00:41:56,980 (laughs) 816 00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:57,915 Let's go. 817 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:15,768 Kinda cold, do you want some heat? 818 00:42:19,565 --> 00:42:21,037 You remember that? 819 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,875 - Man: How could I forget? - (woman laughs) 820 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:28,550 You wanna drive up there? 821 00:42:35,218 --> 00:42:36,217 There's the turn. 822 00:42:36,252 --> 00:42:38,890 (tires screech) 823 00:42:39,453 --> 00:42:42,355 (laughing) 824 00:42:42,390 --> 00:42:43,763 Um... Where are we going? 825 00:43:17,931 --> 00:43:19,458 Woman: The town's really changed. 826 00:43:22,463 --> 00:43:23,605 I'll be darned. 827 00:43:27,677 --> 00:43:29,468 I've never been up here before. 828 00:43:30,812 --> 00:43:32,779 We came here on our first date. 829 00:43:43,990 --> 00:43:47,585 (woman moaning) 830 00:43:47,620 --> 00:43:49,158 Some things never change. 831 00:43:56,629 --> 00:43:59,333 (woman moaning) 832 00:44:08,047 --> 00:44:11,015 (moaning) 833 00:44:17,991 --> 00:44:19,353 Woman: Is that it? 834 00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:21,454 Man: I'm sorry baby. 835 00:44:21,489 --> 00:44:23,390 - Woman: Get off. - Man: I'm sorry. 836 00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,294 Take care of myself later. 837 00:44:26,329 --> 00:44:28,032 (Donnie pants) 838 00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:33,202 Donnie. 839 00:44:35,910 --> 00:44:36,909 Donnie. 840 00:44:41,245 --> 00:44:42,915 Is that that stupid car? 841 00:44:45,249 --> 00:44:48,646 (phone vibrates) 842 00:44:48,681 --> 00:44:49,988 - Donnie: Bro. - What's up, Yoko Ono? 843 00:44:50,023 --> 00:44:51,649 Fucking up somebody else's shit? 844 00:44:51,684 --> 00:44:53,024 Calm down. 845 00:44:53,426 --> 00:44:55,323 Hey, when's the last time you did something not named Mikaylah? 846 00:44:55,358 --> 00:44:58,832 Listen man, the kid, his freaking car is right here, 847 00:44:58,867 --> 00:45:00,592 right in front of my eyes, bro. 848 00:45:01,194 --> 00:45:04,035 You know that spot, that make out spot with the dope-ass view? 849 00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:06,664 I'm just gonna handle it real quick. 850 00:45:06,699 --> 00:45:09,205 No, no, no you're not gonna handle shit. Okay, brain trust? 851 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,207 You remember the last time I had you handle something? 852 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,407 Do you remember Stanley? 853 00:45:13,442 --> 00:45:16,179 My best friend in the whole world, Stanley, 854 00:45:16,214 --> 00:45:17,411 do you remember that? 855 00:45:18,414 --> 00:45:20,381 Hamsters are not aquatic, Lenny! 856 00:45:20,416 --> 00:45:21,514 What the fuck is happening? 857 00:45:21,549 --> 00:45:23,417 Donnie found the car. 858 00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:25,452 (Dennis sighs) 859 00:45:26,125 --> 00:45:27,388 Fucking go get it. 860 00:45:41,811 --> 00:45:42,909 (indistinct chatter) 861 00:45:47,608 --> 00:45:48,816 (indistinct chatter) 862 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:54,756 (soft music plays) 863 00:45:58,927 --> 00:46:00,124 (moaning) 864 00:46:00,929 --> 00:46:01,928 Um... 865 00:46:04,658 --> 00:46:05,767 (door opens) 866 00:46:07,001 --> 00:46:09,837 (soft rock music plays) 867 00:46:31,322 --> 00:46:32,288 (sighs) 868 00:46:36,789 --> 00:46:37,964 Hi. 869 00:46:40,496 --> 00:46:41,462 (moaning) 870 00:46:41,497 --> 00:46:43,266 Ricky: Fuck! Get off her! 871 00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:44,597 Vince: Jesus! 872 00:46:44,632 --> 00:46:45,631 Woman: What the fuck? 873 00:46:45,666 --> 00:46:49,173 (overlapping shouting) 874 00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:50,812 Man: Hey, let go of me! 875 00:46:51,705 --> 00:46:54,112 Sorry, we're gonna have to kill you. 876 00:46:54,147 --> 00:46:55,311 You saw our faces. 877 00:46:55,346 --> 00:46:56,642 Shannon: Should have wore a mask. 878 00:46:56,677 --> 00:46:58,116 Shannon, knock it off. 879 00:46:58,151 --> 00:47:00,646 Will both of you shut the fuck up and get this done? 880 00:47:00,681 --> 00:47:01,647 Ricky: Will you stop yelling? 881 00:47:02,316 --> 00:47:04,122 I got somewhere to be and we all got a fucking book to read. 882 00:47:04,157 --> 00:47:05,816 Yeah, well you can read it by your own damn self, 883 00:47:05,851 --> 00:47:08,654 'cause after this jobs through, I'm fucking quitting. 884 00:47:08,689 --> 00:47:09,831 You're quitting book club? 885 00:47:14,167 --> 00:47:15,870 Yeah, I'm quitting book club 886 00:47:15,905 --> 00:47:17,696 and being sucked into one bone-head job 887 00:47:17,731 --> 00:47:20,303 after another and watching you fuck 'em all up. 888 00:47:20,338 --> 00:47:21,568 - Real mature. - Over and over again. 889 00:47:22,337 --> 00:47:24,802 - Real fucking mature. - Ricky: I can set my watch to your fucking screw ups. 890 00:47:24,837 --> 00:47:26,540 What are we gonna do without you? 891 00:47:26,575 --> 00:47:29,378 Anyone can do my job, dumb ass. 892 00:47:29,413 --> 00:47:30,742 No, they can't. 893 00:47:32,086 --> 00:47:34,812 You want to quit? Then get the fuck out of here. 894 00:47:34,847 --> 00:47:38,486 I'll do your part. I'll shoot all three of these motherfuckers and load them in the car. 895 00:47:38,521 --> 00:47:41,159 - You can't fucking shoot them. Of course you... - Why are you still talking? 896 00:47:41,194 --> 00:47:42,853 You just said you're gonna fucking quit. 897 00:47:42,888 --> 00:47:44,492 I don't quit in the middle of shit. 898 00:47:44,527 --> 00:47:45,724 You literally just said you're gonna quit. 899 00:47:45,759 --> 00:47:46,692 I said I'm quitting after. 900 00:47:47,728 --> 00:47:49,233 - And leave us to do all the fucking work. - I fucking said I quit after, 901 00:47:49,268 --> 00:47:50,267 - you fucking asshole. - Vince: What the fuck? 902 00:47:50,869 --> 00:47:52,071 - That's exactly what you said. - Do you not understand me? 903 00:47:52,873 --> 00:47:54,667 Vince: Do you not hear the words that are coming out of your fucking mouth? 904 00:47:54,702 --> 00:47:57,208 - Chill out, Vince. - Where the fuck is Donnie? I need to hit someone. 905 00:47:57,243 --> 00:47:59,540 (screaming) 906 00:47:59,575 --> 00:48:01,179 - (yells) - (grunts) 907 00:48:01,214 --> 00:48:02,873 (grunting) 908 00:48:02,908 --> 00:48:05,249 (screaming) 909 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,581 Should we help them? 910 00:48:08,287 --> 00:48:09,517 Nope. 911 00:48:09,552 --> 00:48:11,057 It's not like I could help, anyway. 912 00:48:14,557 --> 00:48:19,032 Why are you just regurgitating those stupid shit comments that Vince makes about you? 913 00:48:19,067 --> 00:48:20,693 I mean, what's Vince even doing? 914 00:48:20,728 --> 00:48:24,697 Sitting around on his ass, talking about that lame-ass book. 915 00:48:24,732 --> 00:48:27,139 It's not even a book. It's a novella. 916 00:48:28,274 --> 00:48:29,867 (grunting) 917 00:48:29,902 --> 00:48:31,407 (gun cocks) 918 00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:32,771 Hey, hey, hey. 919 00:48:33,939 --> 00:48:35,378 Oh, fucking... Jeez! 920 00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:36,709 (gunshot) 921 00:48:36,744 --> 00:48:39,987 (dramatic music plays) 922 00:48:59,767 --> 00:49:02,438 (screaming) 923 00:49:02,473 --> 00:49:04,011 (indistinct shouting) 924 00:49:05,971 --> 00:49:07,509 Babe, you're a badass. 925 00:49:08,116 --> 00:49:10,281 (sighs) That's generous. 926 00:49:14,518 --> 00:49:16,485 Are you gonna kick some ass for me? 927 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:20,093 (shouting) 928 00:49:20,128 --> 00:49:21,820 Ricky: Quit fucking fighting me. 929 00:49:25,133 --> 00:49:26,792 (screams) 930 00:49:28,136 --> 00:49:29,465 You want this, huh? 931 00:49:30,138 --> 00:49:31,632 Open your fucking mouth. 932 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,932 (engine revs) 933 00:49:34,967 --> 00:49:36,637 Hit 'em, baby, hit 'em. 934 00:49:41,512 --> 00:49:43,017 (tires screeching) 935 00:49:43,052 --> 00:49:44,480 (metal crashing) 936 00:49:44,515 --> 00:49:46,119 What the fuck? 937 00:49:46,154 --> 00:49:48,385 (shouting) 938 00:49:49,388 --> 00:49:50,486 Get him in the car! 939 00:49:50,521 --> 00:49:52,455 Get him in the car! 940 00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:53,687 (groaning) 941 00:49:53,722 --> 00:49:57,361 Vince: God damn it! This fucking day is shit! 942 00:49:58,166 --> 00:50:00,364 (indistinct shouting) 943 00:50:02,170 --> 00:50:04,500 (screaming) 944 00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:08,339 Vince: Goddamn it! My fingers. 945 00:50:08,374 --> 00:50:10,638 Woman: Go! Just go! Drive! 946 00:50:10,673 --> 00:50:13,476 It's not starting! It's not starting! 947 00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:15,511 (engine splutters) 948 00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:17,051 (engine revs) 949 00:50:18,010 --> 00:50:19,185 Woman: Go! 950 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,751 (indistinct shouting) 951 00:50:52,220 --> 00:50:53,516 Brett. 952 00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:54,847 You're never gonna guess where we are right now. 953 00:50:54,882 --> 00:50:56,882 No, no. No, Brett. 954 00:50:56,917 --> 00:50:59,753 - Cosmic bowling, dude. - Mike: Brett, I need your help. 955 00:50:59,788 --> 00:51:01,755 Listen. Brett, Brett. 956 00:51:01,790 --> 00:51:03,691 - Everybody here sucks. - No, Brett, listen. 957 00:51:03,726 --> 00:51:05,132 (indistinct chatter) 958 00:51:05,893 --> 00:51:07,200 (horn honks) 959 00:51:07,235 --> 00:51:09,026 Brett: That's right! Pick it up! Pick it up. 960 00:51:09,061 --> 00:51:09,928 That's down. 961 00:51:10,430 --> 00:51:13,140 That's a strike! Well, close, but that's a strike! 962 00:51:16,772 --> 00:51:17,771 Are you okay? 963 00:51:19,610 --> 00:51:21,115 Roger? 964 00:51:21,150 --> 00:51:22,149 Roger? 965 00:51:28,256 --> 00:51:29,486 (horn honks) 966 00:51:37,089 --> 00:51:38,264 Nurse: Mike? 967 00:51:38,926 --> 00:51:39,991 Mike! 968 00:51:40,631 --> 00:51:41,498 Hey. 969 00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:45,106 The cops are gonna be here soon. I'm just letting you know. 970 00:51:48,177 --> 00:51:49,605 And your grandma's awake. 971 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,904 So, if you want to come back and see her, you can. 972 00:51:51,939 --> 00:51:53,807 What about grandpa? 973 00:51:53,842 --> 00:51:55,006 Nurse: He's dead. 974 00:51:57,945 --> 00:52:00,011 (monitor beeps) 975 00:53:49,089 --> 00:53:50,055 (knocking) 976 00:53:53,401 --> 00:53:56,061 I know, I know this is what everyone says, 977 00:53:56,096 --> 00:53:57,194 but I swear to you that... 978 00:53:57,229 --> 00:53:58,734 Duchovny: It's not what it looks like. 979 00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:00,967 You're holding it for a friend? 980 00:54:01,970 --> 00:54:03,541 Spacemen made you do it? 981 00:54:03,576 --> 00:54:04,641 Okay, hold on. 982 00:54:09,912 --> 00:54:11,043 Okay, um... 983 00:54:11,078 --> 00:54:13,617 You know that I got the car today, 984 00:54:13,652 --> 00:54:18,215 but that stuff must have been in there before I got it, 985 00:54:18,250 --> 00:54:21,592 and I swear to you, it's... it's not mine. 986 00:54:21,627 --> 00:54:22,494 It's not. 987 00:54:27,435 --> 00:54:28,665 It's not his. 988 00:54:30,933 --> 00:54:31,965 It's not his. 989 00:54:38,006 --> 00:54:40,974 (sighs) Thanks. 990 00:54:41,009 --> 00:54:42,811 - It's ours. - What? 991 00:54:42,846 --> 00:54:45,110 (grunts, groans) 992 00:54:50,183 --> 00:54:53,492 Mike: Wait, wait, wait. (grunts) 993 00:54:54,528 --> 00:54:55,461 Stop. 994 00:54:55,496 --> 00:54:57,793 (grunting) 995 00:55:03,372 --> 00:55:05,537 (Mike pants) 996 00:55:34,502 --> 00:55:35,534 Good boy. 997 00:55:39,705 --> 00:55:41,001 Thank you, Tony! 998 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:43,839 (cheers) 999 00:56:03,762 --> 00:56:04,695 Wait. 1000 00:56:05,225 --> 00:56:06,664 My... 1001 00:56:06,699 --> 00:56:08,699 Brett: (over phone) Yeah, that's my gutter queen! 1002 00:56:10,439 --> 00:56:13,902 (mellow guitar music plays) 1003 00:56:13,937 --> 00:56:15,772 Oh, my God, Jurassic Park. 1004 00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:18,676 I got a pet velociraptor. 1005 00:56:18,711 --> 00:56:20,744 What did you do for Kelsey, Mike? 1006 00:56:20,779 --> 00:56:24,044 (grunts) 1007 00:56:29,414 --> 00:56:32,393 (indistinct muttering) 1008 00:56:37,257 --> 00:56:38,564 Vince: Hey, hey. 1009 00:56:38,599 --> 00:56:40,027 - Hey, stop, stop, stop. - Ricky: Hey, stop, stop. 1010 00:56:40,062 --> 00:56:41,732 What the fuck are you doing? 1011 00:56:41,767 --> 00:56:44,867 Why are you waving your goddamn gun at the fucking thing? 1012 00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:47,067 Vince: Because I'm trying to get the fucking idiot to stop. 1013 00:56:47,102 --> 00:56:48,409 Fuck's sakes! 1014 00:56:48,911 --> 00:56:50,741 - Ricky: Fuck you, all right? - In your wildest fucking dreams. 1015 00:56:50,776 --> 00:56:53,304 Ricky: Oh, God, that makes me want to fucking vomit. 1016 00:56:58,146 --> 00:57:03,050 (grunts) 1017 00:57:03,085 --> 00:57:04,986 (pants) 1018 00:58:07,688 --> 00:58:10,315 Mike: Boom! I get knocked right across the face with a flashlight. 1019 00:58:10,350 --> 00:58:11,822 I get... I'm knocked down on the ground, 1020 00:58:11,857 --> 00:58:13,527 the other cop, he just starts kicking me and kicking me, 1021 00:58:13,562 --> 00:58:15,694 and then right after that, he snorts cocaine. 1022 00:58:15,729 --> 00:58:17,531 He just snorted cocaine, then they just take the car 1023 00:58:17,566 --> 00:58:20,193 and throw my bike out and then run it over, 1024 00:58:20,228 --> 00:58:22,228 and yeah, that's... 1025 00:58:25,838 --> 00:58:27,398 that's how I'm late. 1026 00:58:30,535 --> 00:58:32,403 Kelsey: At least you still have your ball sack. 1027 00:58:36,717 --> 00:58:40,180 (laughing) 1028 00:58:41,414 --> 00:58:42,523 (Mike sighs) 1029 00:58:43,383 --> 00:58:44,382 I'm sorry. 1030 00:58:46,353 --> 00:58:49,893 Well, I didn't have to third wheel with Chet and the Porsche. 1031 00:58:50,428 --> 00:58:51,730 More like a fifth wheel. 1032 00:58:51,765 --> 00:58:53,325 So, there's a spare tire, then? 1033 00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:55,833 No, the donut. That you really shouldn't even drive on. 1034 00:58:55,868 --> 00:58:57,032 That was me. 1035 00:58:57,601 --> 00:58:59,397 - You didn't even make it more than 50 miles, then? - No, thank God 1036 00:58:59,432 --> 00:59:01,608 (laughing) 1037 00:59:03,568 --> 00:59:06,074 Are you sure you don't need like an ice pack or something? 1038 00:59:06,109 --> 00:59:09,044 Um... I actually don't like it when it's too cold 1039 00:59:09,079 --> 00:59:11,079 on the wound, it's weird. 1040 00:59:11,114 --> 00:59:13,015 - I don't know. - (chuckles) What, why? 1041 00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:14,379 I don't know. Um... 1042 00:59:15,248 --> 00:59:17,382 - Like, 'cause... - You're sensitive. 1043 00:59:17,923 --> 00:59:19,054 What? 1044 00:59:19,089 --> 00:59:20,220 Why are you embarrassed? 1045 00:59:21,894 --> 00:59:24,191 More people could use a little more of that. 1046 00:59:24,226 --> 00:59:26,259 Like my parents. 1047 00:59:27,228 --> 00:59:29,394 Okay your mom did talk about my car a lot. 1048 00:59:29,429 --> 00:59:33,233 It's ugly, but I honestly just thought it was me... 1049 00:59:33,939 --> 00:59:35,400 showing up late. 1050 00:59:35,435 --> 00:59:38,304 No, they're great at reminding me how shitty I am. 1051 00:59:39,978 --> 00:59:41,109 What makes you say that? 1052 00:59:43,652 --> 00:59:45,443 That doesn't sound like something... 1053 00:59:45,478 --> 00:59:47,082 Something I would say? 1054 00:59:47,117 --> 00:59:48,578 Not really. 1055 00:59:48,613 --> 00:59:49,656 Why? 1056 00:59:50,252 --> 00:59:51,416 I mean, you... 1057 00:59:52,285 --> 00:59:55,387 You get a lot of things right and I feel like you know that. 1058 00:59:55,422 --> 00:59:56,586 Oh, so you're calling me arrogant? 1059 00:59:56,621 --> 00:59:59,556 - No, no. I just... - I'm over confidant. 1060 00:59:59,591 --> 01:00:01,228 - No, Kelsey, you're... - I'm... 1061 01:00:01,263 --> 01:00:04,165 Kelsey, you're perfect... perfectly confident. 1062 01:00:06,433 --> 01:00:07,773 Nobody's perfect, Mike. 1063 01:00:09,810 --> 01:00:13,977 Okay, well, if we were all made out of oatmeal... 1064 01:00:15,178 --> 01:00:16,650 (laughing) 1065 01:00:16,685 --> 01:00:17,915 What? 1066 01:00:17,950 --> 01:00:20,313 Listen, and like Goldilocks walked in, okay, 1067 01:00:20,348 --> 01:00:22,315 - she'd pick your bowl. - Oh, okay, yeah. 1068 01:00:22,350 --> 01:00:25,956 - Be the bowl she picked. - So, the asshole, arrogant, swollen head oatmeal 1069 01:00:25,991 --> 01:00:28,761 - is over there? - Exactly. And then, I'm on the other side of that. 1070 01:00:28,796 --> 01:00:30,422 - Well, that's not fun. - You're in the middle. 1071 01:00:30,457 --> 01:00:31,665 Oh, okay, so we're next to each other? 1072 01:00:31,700 --> 01:00:33,832 - Yeah, totally, yeah. - Okay, well... 1073 01:00:34,467 --> 01:00:37,132 This bowl right here is big enough for both of us. 1074 01:00:37,834 --> 01:00:40,971 I mean, that's Goldilocks' bowl. I can't touch that. That's... 1075 01:00:41,006 --> 01:00:43,039 Yeah, but it's nice over here. 1076 01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:48,143 Not too warm? 1077 01:00:50,378 --> 01:00:52,180 - Not too cold. - Yeah? 1078 01:00:56,857 --> 01:00:58,153 Well, uh... (chuckles) 1079 01:01:14,072 --> 01:01:15,170 Actually, um... 1080 01:01:17,504 --> 01:01:19,339 - Do you want to... - Come in? 1081 01:01:19,374 --> 01:01:20,681 Do you want... Yeah. 1082 01:01:21,508 --> 01:01:22,507 Finally. 1083 01:01:23,851 --> 01:01:25,312 Mike: Could of swore I locked the door. 1084 01:01:25,347 --> 01:01:26,885 - This is it. - Kelsey: Nice place. 1085 01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:28,579 This is our humble abode. 1086 01:01:29,248 --> 01:01:31,021 - Welcome. - Kelsey: Oh, wow. 1087 01:01:31,859 --> 01:01:33,023 Who is this? 1088 01:01:33,058 --> 01:01:34,552 Mike: (scoffs) That's... That's me. 1089 01:01:34,587 --> 01:01:36,994 Kelsey: So, this was taken yesterday, obviously. 1090 01:01:37,029 --> 01:01:39,359 (scoffs) You want like a beer or something? 1091 01:01:39,394 --> 01:01:40,525 Kelsey: Yeah, sure. 1092 01:01:41,770 --> 01:01:43,165 Wow, two sinks, huh? 1093 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,838 Oh, yeah, we're kinda fancy out here. 1094 01:01:45,873 --> 01:01:48,500 - Should I take my shoes off? - No, no, you're fine. 1095 01:01:48,535 --> 01:01:50,667 Just don't put your feet on the coffee table, 1096 01:01:50,702 --> 01:01:53,406 'cause my mom will have, like, a heart attack, 1097 01:01:53,441 --> 01:01:54,913 and yeah, so no feet. 1098 01:01:57,115 --> 01:01:59,753 Um, I think, yeah, Brett took all the beer, 1099 01:01:59,788 --> 01:02:01,051 but we have soda... 1100 01:02:06,388 --> 01:02:07,717 (mumbles) 1101 01:02:07,752 --> 01:02:08,762 (gunshot) 1102 01:02:10,557 --> 01:02:11,523 (gunshot) 1103 01:02:11,558 --> 01:02:12,865 Please stop goddamn moving. 1104 01:02:12,900 --> 01:02:15,065 Don't... Don't fucking move. 1105 01:02:15,100 --> 01:02:16,737 Get out from behind the fucking fridge. 1106 01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:21,071 Move... Move from behind... 1107 01:02:21,106 --> 01:02:24,371 Move from behind the fridge! And close the goddamn door. 1108 01:02:24,406 --> 01:02:25,812 You're letting all the cold air out. 1109 01:02:27,475 --> 01:02:30,113 Now, where's the fucking car? 1110 01:02:31,952 --> 01:02:32,819 Um... 1111 01:02:34,119 --> 01:02:35,250 I, um... 1112 01:02:36,418 --> 01:02:38,154 - I don't have it. - (Dennis murmurs) 1113 01:02:39,454 --> 01:02:42,719 I swear, I'm not lying. I don't have the car. 1114 01:02:42,754 --> 01:02:44,094 I swear, just don't point it at her. 1115 01:02:44,129 --> 01:02:46,558 Well, I'm feeling a little bit fucking confused. 1116 01:02:46,593 --> 01:02:47,966 A little confused right now, 1117 01:02:48,001 --> 01:02:49,627 because this patron saint of the neighborhood, 1118 01:02:49,662 --> 01:02:55,600 he swore to me that he sold it to you... today. 1119 01:02:55,635 --> 01:02:56,733 Well, technically, it was yesterday, 1120 01:02:56,768 --> 01:02:58,273 it's past midnight, so... 1121 01:03:00,772 --> 01:03:02,772 Hey, hey I swear. I don't have the car, man. 1122 01:03:02,807 --> 01:03:05,577 A couple of cops, they came and they took it from me and they jumped me... 1123 01:03:05,612 --> 01:03:08,349 Just don't, no. Just stop speaking. 1124 01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:13,255 I have been listening to idiots speaking, 1125 01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:16,929 and excusing for the last week-and-a-half, 1126 01:03:16,964 --> 01:03:19,327 and now, when all I want to do... 1127 01:03:20,495 --> 01:03:24,299 is just drown myself in hard alcohol, I can't. 1128 01:03:25,665 --> 01:03:28,633 'Cause one fucking idiot shot another fucking idiot, 1129 01:03:28,668 --> 01:03:31,306 fucking up instructions so goddamn simple, 1130 01:03:31,341 --> 01:03:33,946 my poor sweet nana, who had Alzheimer's by the way, 1131 01:03:33,981 --> 01:03:35,948 she could have rolled out of the goddamn grave 1132 01:03:35,983 --> 01:03:37,180 and done it herself. 1133 01:03:37,215 --> 01:03:38,808 I swear to Christ. 1134 01:03:38,843 --> 01:03:41,987 It's just like that fucking short story, Of Mice and Men, 1135 01:03:42,656 --> 01:03:45,155 with the fucking... the big guy... 1136 01:03:45,690 --> 01:03:47,828 It's a novella, actually. 1137 01:04:10,413 --> 01:04:11,676 Oh, God. 1138 01:04:12,178 --> 01:04:13,546 Am I the fucking idiot? 1139 01:04:15,583 --> 01:04:17,990 I'm the fucking idiot. It's me. 1140 01:04:18,025 --> 01:04:19,354 I'm the fucking idiot. 1141 01:04:19,389 --> 01:04:20,993 (phone vibrates) 1142 01:04:21,028 --> 01:04:21,862 Excuse me. 1143 01:04:22,854 --> 01:04:23,897 Don't fucking move. 1144 01:04:24,889 --> 01:04:25,932 Hello? 1145 01:04:26,701 --> 01:04:28,495 - Vince: (over phone) Oh, you finally pick up. - Yeah, what? 1146 01:04:28,530 --> 01:04:29,694 Vince: Yeah, we need fucking... 1147 01:04:30,063 --> 01:04:31,663 - Well, what the fuck is going on? - (line breaks up) 1148 01:04:31,698 --> 01:04:33,005 (Vince speaks indistinctly) 1149 01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:36,041 I'm losing you. Do you have... Hello? Hello? 1150 01:04:36,076 --> 01:04:37,075 I can't... 1151 01:04:39,574 --> 01:04:41,673 - (Dennis mumbles) - I know how to find the car! 1152 01:04:41,708 --> 01:04:44,709 I know how to find the car! I know... I know how to find it. 1153 01:04:45,283 --> 01:04:46,381 What? 1154 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:49,681 My phone... I dropped it in the car 1155 01:04:49,716 --> 01:04:53,223 before the cops took it. I can track it on that app. 1156 01:04:53,892 --> 01:04:56,721 I lose my phone all the time. Anyways, I can track it, 1157 01:04:56,756 --> 01:04:59,097 it can tell us exactly where they are, but, um... 1158 01:05:00,133 --> 01:05:05,070 sir, if we show you, you have to... 1159 01:05:05,939 --> 01:05:09,404 you have to let us go and you can't kill anyone. 1160 01:05:09,439 --> 01:05:10,570 (Dennis shouts) 1161 01:05:11,111 --> 01:05:13,243 (Dennis sobs) 1162 01:05:17,150 --> 01:05:18,545 Mikey, is it? 1163 01:05:18,580 --> 01:05:19,480 Mike. 1164 01:05:20,285 --> 01:05:21,779 Mike. Thank you. 1165 01:05:23,750 --> 01:05:24,782 Mike. 1166 01:05:26,995 --> 01:05:28,819 If I don't get my fucking drugs... 1167 01:05:34,464 --> 01:05:35,936 I'm gonna kill everyone. 1168 01:05:36,466 --> 01:05:37,630 Dennis: Mm-hm. 1169 01:05:38,435 --> 01:05:40,941 (tense guitar music plays) 1170 01:05:45,013 --> 01:05:49,114 Um... Okay. So, give me one sec. 1171 01:05:49,683 --> 01:05:51,248 Looks like it's in the middle of nowhere. 1172 01:05:51,283 --> 01:05:54,152 Not fucking good enough. An address. 1173 01:05:54,187 --> 01:05:56,187 Okay, all right. Sorry. 1174 01:05:57,949 --> 01:05:59,454 Do you see that? 1175 01:06:00,523 --> 01:06:02,424 Do you know what, I just wiped my feet 1176 01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:06,461 all over you with a single fucking sentence? 1177 01:06:06,496 --> 01:06:09,794 That's why you are where you are right now. 1178 01:06:10,296 --> 01:06:12,467 I bet you let your friends treat you like shit, too, huh? 1179 01:06:12,502 --> 01:06:13,831 Like you know anything about friends. 1180 01:06:13,866 --> 01:06:14,975 What? 1181 01:06:16,308 --> 01:06:17,142 What? 1182 01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,640 - What? - Hm? Friends? 1183 01:06:20,675 --> 01:06:23,181 I know plenty about fucking friendship. 1184 01:06:23,216 --> 01:06:25,810 Goddamn... What's your name? 1185 01:06:25,845 --> 01:06:26,844 Kelsey. 1186 01:06:27,646 --> 01:06:29,616 Kelsey, why don't you take a look at this motherfucker right here? 1187 01:06:29,651 --> 01:06:34,456 Hm? And see what happens to rude goddamn fucking people 1188 01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:38,493 who fuck with people who have goddamn guns in their hands. 1189 01:06:38,528 --> 01:06:42,167 Hey, Mike, take it from me, this one, 1190 01:06:42,202 --> 01:06:44,367 she's going to steamroll over you, 1191 01:06:44,402 --> 01:06:46,336 I swear to god, she is. 1192 01:06:47,702 --> 01:06:48,668 Oh, my God. 1193 01:06:49,203 --> 01:06:50,340 - What the fuck are you... - Kid's got a fucking point. 1194 01:06:50,375 --> 01:06:51,374 Oh, my God. 1195 01:06:51,409 --> 01:06:52,540 You walk in the room and all you do 1196 01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:54,707 is sour the fucking atmosphere like a fart in church, man. 1197 01:06:54,742 --> 01:06:56,214 Hey, look in the... I've got duct tape. 1198 01:06:56,249 --> 01:06:58,315 Dennis: Oh, phone call. Must be the book club. 1199 01:06:58,350 --> 01:07:00,548 - Hey, what's their next book? - Hey, look at me. 1200 01:07:00,583 --> 01:07:03,320 - Vince: (over phone) Hello? - Where the fuck are you guys? 1201 01:07:03,355 --> 01:07:05,850 Oh, I don't know. Trying to hitch a ride at 3:00 a.m. 1202 01:07:05,885 --> 01:07:08,820 on the scenic road to east of fucking Eden 1203 01:07:08,855 --> 01:07:11,196 while Donnie's playing demolition derby... 1204 01:07:11,231 --> 01:07:13,528 - Sounds like Vince. Double digit IQ. - Huh? 1205 01:07:13,563 --> 01:07:16,729 Vince: So excuse me for not picking up the phone. I was fucking... 1206 01:07:16,764 --> 01:07:18,500 Shut the fuck up and listen to me for a second. 1207 01:07:18,535 --> 01:07:20,997 We are tracking the car right now. 1208 01:07:21,032 --> 01:07:22,207 Where are you? 1209 01:07:22,609 --> 01:07:23,868 Captain: Listen to me, we're tracking the fucking car. 1210 01:07:23,903 --> 01:07:25,177 Cap, hello? 1211 01:07:25,212 --> 01:07:27,245 The fucking... Show me the fucking screen. 1212 01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:29,214 - Come on! Where... Where... - Dennis: Cup of coffee. 1213 01:07:29,249 --> 01:07:31,216 No cream, no sugar. I'll take it black. I don't care. 1214 01:07:31,251 --> 01:07:33,042 What the fuck are you talking about? 1215 01:07:33,077 --> 01:07:35,682 What are you talking about? Find it! 1216 01:07:35,717 --> 01:07:36,881 Okay, it's still loading. 1217 01:07:36,916 --> 01:07:38,014 - Ten... - Okay. Whoa! Whoa! 1218 01:07:38,049 --> 01:07:40,258 ...nine, eight... Hey! What the fuck? 1219 01:07:41,261 --> 01:07:43,052 - You see that? - I'm gonna find it. 1220 01:07:43,087 --> 01:07:44,559 Work the fucker. 1221 01:07:44,594 --> 01:07:46,858 - Okay, okay. - Captain: This thing got autopilot? 1222 01:07:46,893 --> 01:07:48,134 Oh, it's right here. 1223 01:07:48,769 --> 01:07:54,536 Give it to me. It is off of Wilson Road. 1224 01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:57,440 Five miles past Maury's Diner. 1225 01:07:57,475 --> 01:07:59,211 - Vince: What's the address? - Captai Huh? 1226 01:07:59,246 --> 01:08:00,278 Vince: What's the fucking address? 1227 01:08:00,780 --> 01:08:03,611 Captain: Use the odometer and your fucking eyeballs, 1228 01:08:03,646 --> 01:08:05,448 and figure it the fuck out! 1229 01:08:05,483 --> 01:08:07,120 Ricky: What the fuck is going on now? 1230 01:08:07,155 --> 01:08:08,154 Fuck! 1231 01:08:10,422 --> 01:08:11,883 (groans) 1232 01:08:11,918 --> 01:08:15,755 Take the fucking mask off. It's got mace on it, stupid. 1233 01:08:15,790 --> 01:08:18,923 (groans) It's all right. It's just in my eyes. 1234 01:08:19,926 --> 01:08:21,398 All right, come on. 1235 01:08:21,433 --> 01:08:23,059 I'm gonna wash it for ya. Come on. 1236 01:08:23,094 --> 01:08:24,302 Really? 1237 01:08:24,337 --> 01:08:25,930 I don't want you breathing in that toxic shit. 1238 01:08:26,999 --> 01:08:28,603 It might kill you or something. 1239 01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:33,245 Vince: How am I supposed to find it without a fucking address or a car? 1240 01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:34,642 My car just fucking... 1241 01:08:35,315 --> 01:08:36,644 Donnie! 1242 01:08:36,679 --> 01:08:38,646 Donnie! Donnie! Stop that truck! 1243 01:08:38,681 --> 01:08:42,254 Donnie, no, don't let her leave! Donnie, don't let her leave! 1244 01:08:42,289 --> 01:08:45,323 (shouting indistinctly) 1245 01:08:45,358 --> 01:08:47,083 Dennis: If I'm gonna die, I'd like to at least die 1246 01:08:47,118 --> 01:08:48,755 at the hand's somebody that would know 1247 01:08:48,790 --> 01:08:50,790 how to pour piss out of a boot without having to read 1248 01:08:50,825 --> 01:08:52,495 the instructions on the fucking heel. 1249 01:08:52,530 --> 01:08:54,332 Captain: Hey, reach in the glove box. 1250 01:08:54,367 --> 01:08:56,499 There's duct tape in there, give it to me. 1251 01:08:56,534 --> 01:08:58,600 - Hand it to me. - Oh, great, more tape. 1252 01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:00,338 - (laughs) Thanks, sport. - Shut the fuck... 1253 01:09:05,477 --> 01:09:08,478 (tense music plays) 1254 01:09:35,034 --> 01:09:36,033 Go around. 1255 01:09:58,926 --> 01:10:00,090 Hit the lights. 1256 01:10:41,639 --> 01:10:42,770 Hand me the fucking keys. 1257 01:10:45,907 --> 01:10:46,906 The keys. 1258 01:10:54,113 --> 01:10:54,980 Okay. 1259 01:10:56,423 --> 01:10:58,951 Everybody out of the fucking car. 1260 01:10:58,986 --> 01:10:59,919 (door opens) 1261 01:11:01,087 --> 01:11:03,395 (indistinct chatter) 1262 01:11:03,430 --> 01:11:06,057 Man 1: All right. I'm not supposed to say anything 1263 01:11:06,092 --> 01:11:10,402 but between me and you, word on the street is 1264 01:11:10,437 --> 01:11:15,264 one of Tony's dumb ass dudes shot him through a door. 1265 01:11:15,299 --> 01:11:16,936 Man 2: You gotta be fucking kidding me. 1266 01:11:16,971 --> 01:11:18,740 Man 1: Look, you can't make these things up, right? 1267 01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:20,313 Man 2: Are you saying his own dude? 1268 01:11:20,348 --> 01:11:22,271 Man 1: Look, okay, first of all. 1269 01:11:22,306 --> 01:11:25,978 I was talking to the boss, he said, on the phone, 1270 01:11:26,013 --> 01:11:29,982 this dude sounded like the biggest idiot he ever heard 1271 01:11:30,017 --> 01:11:30,950 and you know... 1272 01:11:30,985 --> 01:11:32,292 Man 2: Did you hear that? 1273 01:11:33,361 --> 01:11:34,987 Man 1: Hear what? 1274 01:11:35,022 --> 01:11:36,791 Man 2: That noise out there. 1275 01:11:37,321 --> 01:11:38,760 Captain: Mike. 1276 01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:40,498 Man 1: Probably coyotes, or werewolves, or something. 1277 01:11:40,533 --> 01:11:41,631 Man 2: I fucking heard it. 1278 01:11:41,666 --> 01:11:42,698 Captain: Go. 1279 01:11:44,163 --> 01:11:45,371 Man 2: What the fuck? 1280 01:11:47,133 --> 01:11:49,100 Kelsey: What are you gonna do? Crawl through a vent somewhere? 1281 01:11:49,135 --> 01:11:50,607 I don't know, maybe. 1282 01:11:50,642 --> 01:11:52,774 Do like a human shield, or something. 1283 01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:54,138 Yeah, you can go first. 1284 01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:56,349 Eye contact. 1285 01:11:56,384 --> 01:11:58,813 You are very fucking rude, and let me tell you something, 1286 01:11:58,848 --> 01:12:00,276 it's not gonna get you far. 1287 01:12:00,311 --> 01:12:01,651 Just give me a fucking idea. 1288 01:12:01,686 --> 01:12:04,522 - (Dennis murmurs) - (Mike grunts) 1289 01:12:05,657 --> 01:12:08,218 Hey, be fucking quiet. 1290 01:12:08,825 --> 01:12:10,990 (grunting) 1291 01:12:15,359 --> 01:12:16,534 (Mike coughs) 1292 01:12:17,031 --> 01:12:18,800 (groans) 1293 01:12:18,835 --> 01:12:20,131 Kelsey: Ow! 1294 01:12:20,166 --> 01:12:22,408 (grunting) 1295 01:12:24,544 --> 01:12:27,380 Go to sleep. God damn it! 1296 01:12:27,415 --> 01:12:28,711 (Kelsey whimpers) 1297 01:12:28,746 --> 01:12:31,681 Go to sleep. That's it. That's it. That's it. Shh! 1298 01:12:31,716 --> 01:12:34,013 (grunting) 1299 01:12:39,757 --> 01:12:41,856 God! Fucking Christ! 1300 01:12:43,695 --> 01:12:45,926 (grunting) 1301 01:12:47,061 --> 01:12:48,324 Hey, stop. 1302 01:12:48,359 --> 01:12:49,226 Stop. 1303 01:12:49,261 --> 01:12:52,097 (grunting) 1304 01:12:53,606 --> 01:12:55,265 (pants) 1305 01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:03,878 Are you... Are you okay? 1306 01:13:06,278 --> 01:13:08,344 (Captain groans) 1307 01:13:08,379 --> 01:13:09,587 Mike: Are you okay? 1308 01:13:09,622 --> 01:13:11,886 Kelsey: Yeah, just got to get his keys. 1309 01:13:11,921 --> 01:13:14,724 - (Captain groans) - Where... Where's Dennis? 1310 01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:25,064 - What is he doing? - (gunshot) 1311 01:13:25,099 --> 01:13:27,407 (Kelsey pants) 1312 01:13:34,306 --> 01:13:36,614 Date night just keep getting better and better, don't it? 1313 01:13:59,298 --> 01:14:02,398 (indistinct chatter) 1314 01:14:02,433 --> 01:14:05,236 (laughing) 1315 01:14:05,271 --> 01:14:06,611 Look at this. 1316 01:14:06,646 --> 01:14:08,239 Hammer time. 1317 01:14:08,274 --> 01:14:09,680 Good shit right here. 1318 01:14:10,650 --> 01:14:11,781 Nice. 1319 01:14:14,819 --> 01:14:17,149 (metal clanging) 1320 01:14:32,199 --> 01:14:33,132 Michael. 1321 01:14:34,201 --> 01:14:36,509 (sniffs) Thought we were done with you. 1322 01:14:37,809 --> 01:14:38,808 (Kelsey grunts) 1323 01:14:40,042 --> 01:14:43,307 (indistinct chatter) 1324 01:14:44,552 --> 01:14:46,882 Man: Ah, Tony. Son of a bitch. 1325 01:14:51,856 --> 01:14:54,692 Dennis, your wife is worried sick about you, by the way. 1326 01:14:54,727 --> 01:14:56,155 (Dennis mumbles) 1327 01:14:56,657 --> 01:14:58,861 And you look familiar. 1328 01:14:59,830 --> 01:15:02,326 Think There's a photograph on a file on my desk. 1329 01:15:02,361 --> 01:15:03,503 Man 1: You get a break. 1330 01:15:04,038 --> 01:15:05,802 - Man 2: You get a break, we all get a break. - (laughter) 1331 01:15:05,837 --> 01:15:08,068 - Davis: Tony's file. - Fuck off, doughnut! 1332 01:15:08,906 --> 01:15:09,905 Excuse me? 1333 01:15:10,908 --> 01:15:12,974 Hey. (clears throat) 1334 01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:14,679 Sir, hey, hi. 1335 01:15:15,242 --> 01:15:16,681 Hey, sir. 1336 01:15:18,344 --> 01:15:19,211 Hello. 1337 01:15:20,412 --> 01:15:23,688 That... That is my score. 1338 01:15:24,724 --> 01:15:28,385 Me! I'm the one that brought that to you. 1339 01:15:28,887 --> 01:15:30,486 We've been talking for weeks. 1340 01:15:30,521 --> 01:15:32,664 All right, so I don't know how... 1341 01:15:32,699 --> 01:15:34,996 what the fuck happened? 1342 01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:37,229 UPS, FedEx. 1343 01:15:38,771 --> 01:15:40,705 - Fucking Pony Express. - (laughs) 1344 01:15:40,740 --> 01:15:43,004 I don't care who delivers my product. 1345 01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:45,369 The key word there, though, is "delivery." 1346 01:15:45,404 --> 01:15:47,338 (men laughing) 1347 01:15:47,373 --> 01:15:49,010 Ah! Ah! See that's bullshit. 1348 01:15:49,045 --> 01:15:51,408 Hey, doughnut. What was the name of the guy, his gang member, 1349 01:15:51,443 --> 01:15:52,915 the one he shot through the door? 1350 01:15:52,950 --> 01:15:54,246 That was Tony. 1351 01:15:54,281 --> 01:15:58,217 Tony. Now that... that's just poor leadership. 1352 01:15:58,252 --> 01:16:00,857 (men laughing) 1353 01:16:00,892 --> 01:16:02,419 Man: Fucking love the boss. 1354 01:16:02,454 --> 01:16:03,926 Captain: That... I didn't... That wasn't me that shot him, 1355 01:16:03,961 --> 01:16:05,554 that was a guy that works for me. 1356 01:16:05,589 --> 01:16:06,896 Man: Open it up, show her. 1357 01:16:19,141 --> 01:16:20,437 Captain: Just like a fucking cop. 1358 01:16:21,239 --> 01:16:24,914 Wiping your ass with a hard-working civilian. 1359 01:16:24,949 --> 01:16:27,048 Duchovny: Whoa, whoa. Did I just hear him right? 1360 01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:28,786 Did he just volunteer to die first? 1361 01:16:28,821 --> 01:16:31,217 - Dennis: Mm-hm. - Davis: I was tuning him out, I wasn't listening. 1362 01:16:31,252 --> 01:16:33,593 I assumed you would want to kill Michael first. 1363 01:16:37,962 --> 01:16:39,896 Oh. Excuse me, sorry. 1364 01:16:39,931 --> 01:16:42,063 we're just trying to get out to clear the mess. 1365 01:16:42,098 --> 01:16:43,394 Duchovny: We got a lot of body weight 1366 01:16:43,429 --> 01:16:44,593 for just a couple trash bags. 1367 01:16:44,628 --> 01:16:46,067 Oh, these are not just trash bags. 1368 01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:48,300 These are industrial strength, commercial grade, 1369 01:16:48,335 --> 01:16:49,565 - contractor bags. - Duchovny: Really? 1370 01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:51,644 Yeah. Man, we got these from Lowes. 1371 01:16:51,679 --> 01:16:53,140 Man: Hold a big load, no tears, no spills. 1372 01:16:53,175 --> 01:16:54,273 Davis: They don't leak at all? 1373 01:16:54,308 --> 01:16:55,274 Man: No ma'am. 1374 01:16:55,309 --> 01:16:57,243 I've used these. They fucking leak. 1375 01:16:57,278 --> 01:17:00,081 - $3.99 a box on aisle three. - Davis: Very good. 1376 01:17:00,116 --> 01:17:01,654 Captain: Right next to the industrial hardware. 1377 01:17:01,689 --> 01:17:02,611 (drill whirs) 1378 01:17:02,646 --> 01:17:05,449 - Don't touch him! - (grunting) 1379 01:17:05,957 --> 01:17:07,022 (gun cocks) 1380 01:17:09,290 --> 01:17:11,961 Sorry, do we need a bag underneath him before we shoot? 1381 01:17:14,163 --> 01:17:16,097 Vince: Five miles past the fucking diner? 1382 01:17:16,132 --> 01:17:17,802 Ricky: This is fucking weird. I don't like it. 1383 01:17:17,837 --> 01:17:20,431 Vince: Looks like fucking... "Hills Has Eyes" or Deliverance. 1384 01:17:20,466 --> 01:17:22,334 - Ricky: Hills Have Eyes. - Shannon: Uh, hey, guys. 1385 01:17:22,369 --> 01:17:24,435 - I think he's over there. - Vince: What the fuck? 1386 01:17:24,470 --> 01:17:28,307 Everybody, get down! Everybody, get fucking down! 1387 01:17:28,342 --> 01:17:29,275 Ricky: Motherfucker! 1388 01:17:29,310 --> 01:17:31,178 (overlapping shouting) 1389 01:17:31,213 --> 01:17:33,114 - What took so goddamn long? - I don't know. 1390 01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:35,017 What the fuck are you doing? What's all this shit? 1391 01:17:35,052 --> 01:17:36,315 - Jesus Christ! - Get the fuck away. 1392 01:17:36,684 --> 01:17:38,647 - Put your guns down or I'll explode. - (overlapping shouting) 1393 01:17:38,682 --> 01:17:40,616 Wait a second! 1394 01:17:40,651 --> 01:17:43,894 Everybody, just wait one second. 1395 01:17:44,663 --> 01:17:49,658 We need to take a moment to think and be civil, 1396 01:17:49,693 --> 01:17:53,530 and I assure you, we can all get what we need... 1397 01:17:53,565 --> 01:17:55,004 from this situation. 1398 01:17:55,875 --> 01:17:57,369 - What do you want? - The coke. 1399 01:17:57,404 --> 01:17:58,975 And the product is on the premises, 1400 01:17:59,010 --> 01:18:01,043 - we have an arrangement. - Absolutely. 1401 01:18:02,211 --> 01:18:04,310 All of you, what do you want? 1402 01:18:04,345 --> 01:18:05,575 Shannon: We want our boss. 1403 01:18:07,183 --> 01:18:08,314 Davis: Yeah. This man? 1404 01:18:08,349 --> 01:18:09,645 - Shannon: Yeah. - Ricky: That's right. 1405 01:18:09,680 --> 01:18:11,020 Shannon: Yeah, we're not leaving here without him. 1406 01:18:11,422 --> 01:18:13,187 - Ricky: That's right. - Vince: That's right. - Yeah, all right. 1407 01:18:13,222 --> 01:18:16,025 Yeah, and you know what, we're not leaving without the money either. 1408 01:18:16,060 --> 01:18:18,731 - That's right. - Oh, I think there's money enough for more than one party. 1409 01:18:18,766 --> 01:18:20,656 - What the fuck? - No, hear me out, okay. 1410 01:18:20,691 --> 01:18:23,560 We both deserve to be compensated for the work we've done, 1411 01:18:23,595 --> 01:18:25,837 but since we actually did deliver the product, 1412 01:18:25,872 --> 01:18:27,839 - I propose 60/40 split. - That's fucking bullshit! 1413 01:18:27,874 --> 01:18:29,005 Are you kidding? 1414 01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:30,534 Do you know how much fucking work 1415 01:18:30,569 --> 01:18:32,910 I just did to get this fucking shit together? 1416 01:18:32,945 --> 01:18:35,847 - I got my fucking hand slammed in the fucking door. - (Ricky shouts indistinctly) 1417 01:18:35,882 --> 01:18:38,080 - I had to hitchhike... - Ricky: Who fucking cares? 1418 01:18:38,115 --> 01:18:41,182 Okay, we can just kill him now. It's no skin off my nose. 1419 01:18:41,217 --> 01:18:42,348 No, no, you're not gonna kill any. 1420 01:18:42,383 --> 01:18:43,580 You know what? You know what? 1421 01:18:43,615 --> 01:18:45,054 I dare you to pull the fucking trigger. 1422 01:18:45,089 --> 01:18:46,715 Davis: I'll just kill him right now. 1423 01:18:46,750 --> 01:18:48,684 Captain: Guys, shut the fuck up! 1424 01:18:48,719 --> 01:18:50,356 Vince: I'll fucking waste you, you fucking pig. 1425 01:18:50,391 --> 01:18:52,688 - How do you feel about that? - Ricky: ...the fucking shot. 1426 01:18:52,723 --> 01:18:56,901 Hey! Can we do 50/50 plus a long term partnership? 1427 01:19:00,566 --> 01:19:01,631 Donnie... 1428 01:19:04,075 --> 01:19:06,405 I'll put your fucking nuts in a jar. 1429 01:19:06,440 --> 01:19:07,307 Shut up! 1430 01:19:09,982 --> 01:19:11,916 We already did this on accident. 1431 01:19:12,818 --> 01:19:15,447 They were able to bring the drugs easy because they're cops. 1432 01:19:16,989 --> 01:19:19,616 If we let them deliver for us in the future, it'd be safer... 1433 01:19:20,487 --> 01:19:21,585 for all of us, right? 1434 01:19:23,094 --> 01:19:24,423 That's a fine proposal. 1435 01:19:24,992 --> 01:19:27,096 Man: He must be the genius of their group, boss. 1436 01:19:27,932 --> 01:19:31,661 Donnie, that's... that's actually not a bad idea. 1437 01:19:35,139 --> 01:19:38,602 Are we fucking good? Can I... Can I go now? 1438 01:19:39,171 --> 01:19:41,605 What about these three? They seen our faces, they still need to go. 1439 01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:43,442 You should have worn a fucking mask! 1440 01:19:43,477 --> 01:19:44,982 Davis: They're our responsibility... 1441 01:19:45,951 --> 01:19:50,515 and we will handle them as soon as we all take a breath... 1442 01:19:51,188 --> 01:19:52,517 and lower our weapons. 1443 01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:57,357 On three. 1444 01:19:59,823 --> 01:20:00,866 One... 1445 01:20:04,465 --> 01:20:06,366 - (gasps) - Davis: ...two... 1446 01:20:12,011 --> 01:20:12,878 three. 1447 01:20:16,147 --> 01:20:17,476 Go ahead and lower. 1448 01:20:17,511 --> 01:20:19,984 - Easy 'em down, guys. - Bring 'em down, boys. 1449 01:20:23,649 --> 01:20:24,857 - (sighs) - (gunshot) 1450 01:20:25,552 --> 01:20:26,683 Oh, Jesus! 1451 01:20:26,718 --> 01:20:29,994 (gunfire) 1452 01:20:34,165 --> 01:20:36,132 (screaming) 1453 01:20:36,167 --> 01:20:37,298 Dennis! 1454 01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:39,234 (gunfire) 1455 01:20:42,206 --> 01:20:45,306 (indistinct shouting) 1456 01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:47,308 Get me the fuck outta here! 1457 01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:49,508 (gunfire) 1458 01:20:52,414 --> 01:20:54,645 Ricky: All right give me your shell. A fucking shell! 1459 01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:55,547 Donnie! 1460 01:20:55,582 --> 01:20:59,155 (gunfire) 1461 01:20:59,190 --> 01:21:00,552 We have to get out of here. 1462 01:21:01,354 --> 01:21:03,819 - Motherfucker. - Fucking light 'em up! 1463 01:21:03,854 --> 01:21:06,426 (heavy gunfire) 1464 01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:10,595 (indistinct shouting) 1465 01:21:13,699 --> 01:21:15,875 (gunfire continues) 1466 01:21:19,210 --> 01:21:20,176 Come on. 1467 01:21:20,211 --> 01:21:25,610 - (gunfire) - (indistinct shouting) 1468 01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:33,288 Shannon. 1469 01:21:34,423 --> 01:21:35,389 Look at me. 1470 01:21:36,557 --> 01:21:38,260 Get the fucking money. 1471 01:21:39,461 --> 01:21:41,857 The bag! Get the fucking bag! 1472 01:21:41,892 --> 01:21:43,364 (gunfire) 1473 01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:45,597 - Mike: Go, go, go! - Kelsey: Out there. Go, go! 1474 01:21:47,073 --> 01:21:50,074 (gunfire) 1475 01:21:50,109 --> 01:21:51,438 Go, go, go. 1476 01:21:51,473 --> 01:21:53,913 (gunfire) 1477 01:21:55,609 --> 01:21:56,542 Fuck you! 1478 01:21:56,577 --> 01:21:59,116 (gunfire) 1479 01:22:01,252 --> 01:22:02,647 (man groans) 1480 01:22:06,917 --> 01:22:09,060 (gunfire) 1481 01:22:09,095 --> 01:22:12,393 Captain: Shannon! Shannon! Go get the money. 1482 01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:13,757 (gunfire) 1483 01:22:13,792 --> 01:22:15,792 You can do it! You can do it! 1484 01:22:15,827 --> 01:22:17,893 - What the fuck? - Jesus Christ! 1485 01:22:17,928 --> 01:22:20,632 - Shannon: All right, Captain. - No wait, Shannon, stop! 1486 01:22:20,667 --> 01:22:21,732 Fuck. 1487 01:22:21,767 --> 01:22:23,899 - (gunfire) - Man: I'm out! I'm out! 1488 01:22:23,934 --> 01:22:25,637 (gunfire) 1489 01:22:25,672 --> 01:22:26,671 Fuck! 1490 01:22:28,345 --> 01:22:29,344 Fucker! 1491 01:22:30,941 --> 01:22:32,149 Man: I'm out. 1492 01:22:32,184 --> 01:22:33,777 (indistinct shouting) 1493 01:22:36,518 --> 01:22:37,781 Yeah. 1494 01:22:37,816 --> 01:22:39,992 (gunshots) 1495 01:22:40,027 --> 01:22:41,125 Ricky: Fuck! 1496 01:22:41,952 --> 01:22:44,425 - Shannon! - Fuck! 1497 01:22:44,460 --> 01:22:47,263 - (gunshots) - (indistinct shouting) 1498 01:22:47,298 --> 01:22:49,034 Vince: Come on, bring him back, come on! 1499 01:22:50,037 --> 01:22:52,301 - Mike: What do we do? - Man: Who's left over? 1500 01:22:52,336 --> 01:22:53,500 Who do we got? 1501 01:22:53,535 --> 01:22:55,667 Kelsey: We could take that truck right there. 1502 01:22:55,702 --> 01:22:57,306 What if it's locked? 1503 01:22:57,808 --> 01:22:59,671 What if there are no keys? 1504 01:22:59,706 --> 01:23:03,180 - (gunfire) - (indistinct shouting) 1505 01:23:03,215 --> 01:23:04,511 Ricky: I got you. You're gonna be okay. 1506 01:23:04,546 --> 01:23:06,150 You're gonna be fine, don't worry about it. 1507 01:23:06,185 --> 01:23:08,020 (gunfire) 1508 01:23:08,055 --> 01:23:09,021 Fuck! 1509 01:23:09,490 --> 01:23:10,682 - Shannon: Leave it. - Ricky: You're gonna be fine. 1510 01:23:10,717 --> 01:23:12,354 - Shannon: Leave my mask on. - Shannon. 1511 01:23:12,389 --> 01:23:13,487 (gunfire) 1512 01:23:13,522 --> 01:23:14,620 Shannon: Leave it. 1513 01:23:14,655 --> 01:23:16,292 Hey, lot of books to read, all right? 1514 01:23:16,327 --> 01:23:18,129 You can come over to my place. 1515 01:23:18,164 --> 01:23:21,660 We'll watch fucking Titanic, all right? 1516 01:23:23,664 --> 01:23:24,531 Shannon? 1517 01:23:25,831 --> 01:23:27,006 Shannon? 1518 01:23:32,002 --> 01:23:34,145 - (sobs) No. - Vince: No! 1519 01:23:34,180 --> 01:23:36,015 - (gunfire) - Fuck! 1520 01:23:38,877 --> 01:23:40,316 Fuck you! 1521 01:23:40,351 --> 01:23:42,054 (gunfire) 1522 01:23:42,089 --> 01:23:43,022 Fuck you! 1523 01:23:43,915 --> 01:23:44,980 Fuck you! 1524 01:23:45,015 --> 01:23:47,191 (gunfire) 1525 01:23:49,261 --> 01:23:51,195 Fuck you! Fuck you! 1526 01:23:52,858 --> 01:23:54,396 Fuck! Fuck you! 1527 01:23:54,431 --> 01:23:56,024 - (gunfire) - (indistinct shouting) 1528 01:23:56,059 --> 01:23:57,531 Man: I'm out! I'm out! I'm out! 1529 01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:01,502 Man: You're gonna get fucking shot, you crazy bitch. 1530 01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:06,045 - (gunfire) - (indistinct shouting) 1531 01:24:06,747 --> 01:24:09,345 Ricky: Fuckers! Come on! That's right. 1532 01:24:09,380 --> 01:24:10,907 - (gunshots) - (Davis grunts) 1533 01:24:10,942 --> 01:24:13,679 - Captain: Oh, shit. - (Vince yells) 1534 01:24:13,714 --> 01:24:15,010 (gunfire) 1535 01:24:15,045 --> 01:24:16,550 Go, go. Get the fuck out of here! God damn it! 1536 01:24:16,585 --> 01:24:20,191 - (gunfire) - (indistinct shouting) 1537 01:24:20,226 --> 01:24:22,017 You can thank me later for saving your fucking life. 1538 01:24:22,052 --> 01:24:25,856 (heavy gunfire) 1539 01:24:25,891 --> 01:24:28,727 Ricky: (screams) No, Vince! 1540 01:24:28,762 --> 01:24:31,103 - You motherfuckers! - (gunfire) 1541 01:24:31,138 --> 01:24:34,700 I'm gonna fucking kill every one of you. 1542 01:24:34,735 --> 01:24:37,032 - (Ricky yells) - (gunfire) 1543 01:24:37,067 --> 01:24:37,901 Donnie. 1544 01:24:38,937 --> 01:24:40,442 (heavy gunfire) 1545 01:24:40,477 --> 01:24:42,543 Ricky: Motherfucker! (yells) 1546 01:24:42,578 --> 01:24:44,215 Fucking shoot them. Fuck you! 1547 01:24:44,250 --> 01:24:46,448 (gunfire) 1548 01:24:46,483 --> 01:24:47,713 (groaning) 1549 01:24:47,748 --> 01:24:51,783 (gunfire) 1550 01:24:52,318 --> 01:24:56,656 - (gunfire) - (indistinct shouting) 1551 01:24:57,824 --> 01:24:59,593 (gunfire) 1552 01:25:02,125 --> 01:25:03,597 We gotta get those keys. 1553 01:25:03,632 --> 01:25:06,633 (distorted gunfire) 1554 01:25:09,770 --> 01:25:10,604 Mike. 1555 01:25:12,003 --> 01:25:13,310 We can do it. 1556 01:25:13,345 --> 01:25:16,181 - (gunfire) - (indistinct shouting) 1557 01:25:18,009 --> 01:25:19,118 Mike: Let's do this. 1558 01:25:20,286 --> 01:25:22,451 (gunfire) 1559 01:25:31,660 --> 01:25:33,088 Man: It's not good enough. 1560 01:25:33,123 --> 01:25:34,991 - Kelsey: Where are the keys? - (horn honking) 1561 01:25:35,026 --> 01:25:35,959 Man: Reload. 1562 01:25:35,994 --> 01:25:37,268 Mike: Oh, shit. We gotta go. 1563 01:25:37,303 --> 01:25:40,172 - (gunfire) - (engine splutters) 1564 01:25:40,207 --> 01:25:42,174 Kelsey: Let's go! Go, go! 1565 01:25:42,209 --> 01:25:43,472 (engine revs) 1566 01:25:46,510 --> 01:25:48,807 (indistinct shouting) 1567 01:25:54,045 --> 01:25:55,880 Mike: Oh, shit! 1568 01:26:10,336 --> 01:26:11,731 Fuck 'em, I'm leaving. 1569 01:26:16,837 --> 01:26:18,001 (gunshot) 1570 01:26:18,036 --> 01:26:19,706 (engine revs) 1571 01:26:19,741 --> 01:26:21,169 (tense music plays) 1572 01:26:21,204 --> 01:26:22,478 What... What do we do? 1573 01:26:22,513 --> 01:26:23,809 We don't call the cops, that's for fucking sure. 1574 01:26:23,844 --> 01:26:25,514 Yeah, I totally agree. 1575 01:26:29,553 --> 01:26:31,179 You should have let me drive, Davis. 1576 01:26:31,214 --> 01:26:34,017 I drive. I always drive. You shoot. 1577 01:26:40,861 --> 01:26:42,729 - Mike! - Yeah? 1578 01:26:42,764 --> 01:26:45,567 - They have a gun. - (gunfire) 1579 01:26:48,869 --> 01:26:50,165 Kelsey: On a scale of one to ten, 1580 01:26:50,200 --> 01:26:51,705 how much fun are you having right now? 1581 01:26:51,740 --> 01:26:53,377 Eight point six out of ten. 1582 01:26:54,113 --> 01:26:56,413 That's how bad it hurts right now, bro. 1583 01:27:02,388 --> 01:27:06,214 - Man: Nice guys finish last. - Chet: I thought we had something. 1584 01:27:06,249 --> 01:27:09,184 It's like, it's like girls speak in code. 1585 01:27:09,219 --> 01:27:10,526 And I'm no Nick Cage. 1586 01:27:10,561 --> 01:27:13,023 I'm no Nick Cage, I can't crack codes that fast. 1587 01:27:13,058 --> 01:27:14,123 No one can. 1588 01:27:14,730 --> 01:27:16,026 (sobs) 1589 01:27:16,061 --> 01:27:19,634 I'd fail in a National Treasure scenario. 1590 01:27:23,904 --> 01:27:25,101 We all would. 1591 01:27:25,136 --> 01:27:27,576 (country music plays) 1592 01:27:31,318 --> 01:27:32,581 We all would. 1593 01:27:33,250 --> 01:27:35,386 - (gunfire) - Kelsey: What's the plan, Mike? 1594 01:27:35,421 --> 01:27:37,883 Mike: Um... Stay alive. I don't know. I don't... 1595 01:27:37,918 --> 01:27:39,456 Well, is there something we can throw out the window? 1596 01:27:39,491 --> 01:27:41,590 - Uh... - Pop a tire or something? 1597 01:27:42,120 --> 01:27:43,757 (gunfire) 1598 01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:46,628 - You shoot them? - I am shooting them. 1599 01:27:46,663 --> 01:27:49,466 You're shooting around them. Shoot them. 1600 01:27:49,501 --> 01:27:50,797 (gunfire) 1601 01:27:53,340 --> 01:27:55,131 - Kid! Hey, Mike! - (both scream) 1602 01:27:55,166 --> 01:27:56,572 You are not the fucking man for this job. 1603 01:27:56,607 --> 01:27:57,738 - Give me the... - (Kelsey screams) 1604 01:27:57,773 --> 01:27:59,575 Captain: Oh, shit. God damn it. 1605 01:27:59,610 --> 01:28:01,511 (gunfire) 1606 01:28:05,616 --> 01:28:07,583 (grunting) 1607 01:28:07,618 --> 01:28:10,080 Captain: Let me drive the fucking car! 1608 01:28:10,115 --> 01:28:12,357 (grunting) 1609 01:28:18,365 --> 01:28:19,430 Mike: Hey, get off! 1610 01:28:19,465 --> 01:28:21,256 Captain: Jesus! Watch the fucking road. 1611 01:28:21,291 --> 01:28:23,126 Are you crazy? Are you crazy? 1612 01:28:23,161 --> 01:28:25,260 Fucking maniac! 1613 01:28:25,295 --> 01:28:26,965 (gunfire) 1614 01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:28,164 (Duchovny groans) 1615 01:28:30,641 --> 01:28:32,135 (gun clicks) 1616 01:28:32,170 --> 01:28:33,939 - Fuck! - Just get in the car, sit down. 1617 01:28:33,974 --> 01:28:35,446 - I'm out. - Sit down. 1618 01:28:35,481 --> 01:28:37,173 I'm out, Davis. 1619 01:28:38,308 --> 01:28:39,516 What are you doing? 1620 01:28:39,551 --> 01:28:41,144 I got more rounds in my pistol. 1621 01:28:41,179 --> 01:28:43,311 - I said get back in the car. - Davis, I got it. 1622 01:28:43,346 --> 01:28:44,554 I said, sit down. 1623 01:28:46,657 --> 01:28:47,821 Sit. 1624 01:28:47,856 --> 01:28:49,119 Now. 1625 01:28:49,154 --> 01:28:51,990 (tense music plays) 1626 01:28:56,359 --> 01:28:57,699 I'll do it myself. 1627 01:29:00,363 --> 01:29:02,473 Mike! Throw something out the window. 1628 01:29:02,508 --> 01:29:05,575 Let me drive the fucking car. 1629 01:29:06,710 --> 01:29:08,347 - Kelsey: Fuck you! - Captain: Fuck you! 1630 01:29:09,009 --> 01:29:10,173 Kelsey: Get off me. 1631 01:29:12,045 --> 01:29:13,418 (grunting) 1632 01:29:15,719 --> 01:29:16,916 Captain: Jesus! 1633 01:29:19,921 --> 01:29:21,360 You started this. 1634 01:29:25,355 --> 01:29:26,222 (gunshot) 1635 01:29:26,763 --> 01:29:28,224 (Davis splutters) 1636 01:29:28,259 --> 01:29:29,863 I told you you should have let me drive. 1637 01:29:29,898 --> 01:29:31,062 (gunshots) 1638 01:29:36,872 --> 01:29:39,906 I told you... (coughs) I would do this myself. 1639 01:29:40,876 --> 01:29:43,074 (groans) 1640 01:29:46,552 --> 01:29:49,047 - (gun cocks) - (Duchovny pants) 1641 01:29:54,252 --> 01:29:56,087 - (gunshot) - (engine revs) 1642 01:29:58,465 --> 01:29:59,398 Whoa! 1643 01:30:06,231 --> 01:30:07,065 (crash) 1644 01:30:13,073 --> 01:30:14,710 Holy shit! 1645 01:30:14,745 --> 01:30:16,745 (explosion) 1646 01:30:17,484 --> 01:30:18,747 No! 1647 01:30:18,782 --> 01:30:20,782 (tense music plays) 1648 01:30:20,817 --> 01:30:24,423 You are so fucking rude! 1649 01:30:25,822 --> 01:30:27,250 Mike! Mike! 1650 01:30:27,919 --> 01:30:29,989 - Oh, shit! - (tires screech) 1651 01:30:37,163 --> 01:30:38,899 (Mike pants) 1652 01:30:38,934 --> 01:30:39,933 Kelsey. 1653 01:30:40,771 --> 01:30:42,474 Are you... You okay? 1654 01:30:42,976 --> 01:30:44,773 - Yeah. - (Mike sighs) 1655 01:30:46,139 --> 01:30:48,403 (both pant) 1656 01:30:48,438 --> 01:30:49,646 Is that? 1657 01:30:49,681 --> 01:30:50,680 Mike? 1658 01:30:53,784 --> 01:30:54,618 Mike? 1659 01:30:55,020 --> 01:30:56,279 Darla: Get out of the car! Put your hands up! 1660 01:30:56,314 --> 01:30:57,753 You gotta have a horseshoe up your ass, man. 1661 01:30:57,788 --> 01:30:59,084 Where are the others? 1662 01:30:59,119 --> 01:31:00,415 You're like the luckiest son of a bitch I know. 1663 01:31:00,450 --> 01:31:02,120 - Money, drugs, where is it? - It's in the car. 1664 01:31:05,631 --> 01:31:07,499 Dennis: (chuckles) Holy shit. 1665 01:31:10,966 --> 01:31:12,966 Holy shit. 1666 01:31:13,001 --> 01:31:14,638 - (Captain groans) - Darla: What is it? 1667 01:31:17,302 --> 01:31:18,202 Baby, what is it? 1668 01:31:20,305 --> 01:31:21,843 (Captain groans) 1669 01:31:29,314 --> 01:31:30,313 Is that the guy? 1670 01:31:34,891 --> 01:31:36,187 What do we do? 1671 01:31:36,222 --> 01:31:37,661 We gotta do something. We gotta... 1672 01:31:38,664 --> 01:31:41,632 That's the guy who did it. What do we do? 1673 01:31:41,667 --> 01:31:42,897 Dennis, what do we do? 1674 01:31:43,493 --> 01:31:44,833 Do you want to kill him? 1675 01:31:48,905 --> 01:31:50,003 Do you want to? 1676 01:31:58,508 --> 01:32:00,508 - Stop! - (Darla gasps) 1677 01:32:00,543 --> 01:32:01,685 Stop! 1678 01:32:04,690 --> 01:32:07,020 (sighs) I... I, um... 1679 01:32:08,056 --> 01:32:09,693 I can't... I can't let you kill him. 1680 01:32:11,422 --> 01:32:12,696 Hey, um... 1681 01:32:16,097 --> 01:32:17,195 Don't... 1682 01:32:17,934 --> 01:32:19,032 Don't be like them. 1683 01:32:24,270 --> 01:32:26,578 I know you're scared, okay. I... 1684 01:32:30,276 --> 01:32:31,913 I've been scared my whole life. 1685 01:32:37,118 --> 01:32:38,216 It's okay. 1686 01:33:01,406 --> 01:33:02,581 Dennis: You heard him. 1687 01:33:04,112 --> 01:33:05,408 Take a walk. 1688 01:33:11,955 --> 01:33:12,954 (door opens) 1689 01:33:42,117 --> 01:33:44,579 Well, I hope you're feeling all fucking warm and fuzzy 1690 01:33:44,614 --> 01:33:46,251 and all that good shit, kid. 1691 01:33:46,286 --> 01:33:48,154 'Cause I'm feeling pretty good right now. 1692 01:33:50,026 --> 01:33:51,124 (Darla grunts) 1693 01:33:52,325 --> 01:33:53,588 Baby, we happy? 1694 01:33:53,623 --> 01:33:55,964 - Yeah. - (chuckles) We are happy. 1695 01:33:58,199 --> 01:33:59,462 (grunts) Keys. 1696 01:34:08,143 --> 01:34:09,681 (keys jingle) 1697 01:34:09,716 --> 01:34:12,607 You know, kid, we're kinda doing you a huge favor here. 1698 01:34:12,642 --> 01:34:15,016 You're walking off with a scot-free record. 1699 01:34:15,051 --> 01:34:16,886 As far as anybody else is concerned, 1700 01:34:18,318 --> 01:34:20,054 you ain't ever seen this fucking car. 1701 01:34:22,355 --> 01:34:24,124 Let's go, baby. I'm following you. 1702 01:34:24,159 --> 01:34:25,664 I got no GPS in here. 1703 01:34:27,657 --> 01:34:29,459 (engine splutters) 1704 01:34:29,494 --> 01:34:30,702 (engine revs) 1705 01:34:33,168 --> 01:34:36,037 Tony, I love you forever, brother. 1706 01:34:37,337 --> 01:34:40,206 Come on, baby, let's hit it. We got daiquiris to drink. 1707 01:34:41,880 --> 01:34:43,748 - Adios, Mikey. - (tires screech) 1708 01:35:00,195 --> 01:35:02,866 (breathes heavily) 1709 01:35:04,199 --> 01:35:05,198 (sighs) 1710 01:35:09,204 --> 01:35:10,742 I think we should call Brett now. 1711 01:35:13,241 --> 01:35:14,273 Yeah. 1712 01:35:16,915 --> 01:35:18,112 (grunts) 1713 01:35:20,611 --> 01:35:22,754 Um... Shit, um... 1714 01:35:24,087 --> 01:35:25,889 I left my phone in the car. 1715 01:35:30,258 --> 01:35:31,224 (sighs) 1716 01:35:32,062 --> 01:35:32,929 Sorry. 1717 01:35:38,970 --> 01:35:41,971 (mellow music plays) 1718 01:35:47,946 --> 01:35:50,947 (crockery clattering) 1719 01:35:50,982 --> 01:35:52,916 Woman: Are you finished with the phone, dear? 1720 01:35:56,152 --> 01:35:58,416 Uh... Yeah. Yeah, thank you. 1721 01:36:01,927 --> 01:36:03,289 Would you like some coffee? 1722 01:36:04,325 --> 01:36:05,489 Yes, please. 1723 01:36:06,657 --> 01:36:07,931 Woman: It's our special roast. 1724 01:36:08,835 --> 01:36:10,263 Night's still young. 1725 01:36:24,444 --> 01:36:26,642 You know, if you would have just told me 1726 01:36:26,677 --> 01:36:27,852 you didn't have a car, 1727 01:36:29,515 --> 01:36:30,954 I could have picked you up. 1728 01:36:34,520 --> 01:36:35,651 (Mike chuckles) 1729 01:36:54,474 --> 01:36:57,145 Um... Brett said he's on the way 1730 01:36:57,180 --> 01:37:01,314 to come pick us up and take us home... soon. 1731 01:37:03,648 --> 01:37:05,483 - Kelsey: Hm. - Yeah. 1732 01:37:09,687 --> 01:37:12,061 But... it's Brett.... 1733 01:37:13,823 --> 01:37:14,899 so... 1734 01:37:16,199 --> 01:37:17,528 He'll take forever. 1735 01:37:29,740 --> 01:37:31,839 - (horn honks) - Brett: Mike. 1736 01:37:31,874 --> 01:37:33,885 - (horn honks) - Mike, come on! 1737 01:37:33,920 --> 01:37:36,052 It's late, you woke me up for this. 1738 01:37:36,087 --> 01:37:38,549 Mike, I broke 30 laws just to get here for you. 1739 01:37:38,584 --> 01:37:41,024 You come out now. I don't have all night. 1740 01:37:41,059 --> 01:37:43,686 You interrupted my REM cycle. 1741 01:37:44,425 --> 01:37:47,228 Bring me that coffee, right now. 1742 01:37:47,263 --> 01:37:48,559 Two sugars, Mike. 1743 01:37:48,594 --> 01:37:51,232 I need two sugars in that coffee. 1744 01:37:51,267 --> 01:37:52,497 Mike. 1745 01:37:52,532 --> 01:37:54,334 Two sugars, Mike. 1746 01:37:54,369 --> 01:37:58,404 Hey, Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! 1747 01:37:59,374 --> 01:38:00,208 Mike! 1748 01:38:01,574 --> 01:38:02,705 Mike! 1749 01:38:02,740 --> 01:38:05,048 Stop, I've got a backseat. 1750 01:38:05,083 --> 01:38:07,512 Mike, get out here! 1751 01:38:07,547 --> 01:38:09,547 I hope you're thinking of me while kissing her. 1752 01:38:10,116 --> 01:38:12,352 Kelsey, he's inexperienced. 1753 01:38:12,387 --> 01:38:14,288 Don't trust him, he doesn't know what he's doing. 1754 01:38:14,884 --> 01:38:15,894 Mike! 1755 01:38:17,425 --> 01:38:18,897 Can I at least join? 1756 01:38:21,396 --> 01:38:24,100 Mike. Mike, I saw that smile. 1757 01:38:24,135 --> 01:38:26,102 You, me, Janice, Kelsey. 1758 01:38:26,137 --> 01:38:27,763 We've all had the thought, like. 1759 01:38:27,798 --> 01:38:30,733 I swear, Mike, Janice will be a lot more into it. 1760 01:38:30,768 --> 01:38:32,405 Bro, there's pancakes. 1761 01:38:32,940 --> 01:38:34,913 Mike, give me the pancakes. 1762 01:38:35,448 --> 01:38:37,872 Mike, bro. Bro, turn around. 1763 01:38:37,907 --> 01:38:39,412 Get those pancakes for me. 1764 01:38:39,947 --> 01:38:42,415 I gotta get up in like two hours. 1765 01:38:42,450 --> 01:38:43,317 Mike! 1766 01:38:44,155 --> 01:38:45,088 Mike, Mike! 1767 01:38:46,421 --> 01:38:47,288 Mike! 1768 01:38:49,325 --> 01:38:50,258 Mike! 1769 01:38:51,261 --> 01:38:52,623 Mike! 1770 01:38:52,658 --> 01:38:55,758 (mellow guitar music plays) 1771 01:39:48,879 --> 01:39:50,450 Mike's Mom: Quick, hurry. 1772 01:39:50,485 --> 01:39:51,781 Mike's Dad: I'm gonna fill her up, okay? 1773 01:39:51,816 --> 01:39:53,123 Oh, the only way to do it, right? 1774 01:39:53,158 --> 01:39:54,685 We're not shy in this family. 1775 01:39:54,720 --> 01:39:55,994 Mike's Mom: Mm-hm. 1776 01:39:58,988 --> 01:40:00,625 Honey, should we call the house? 1777 01:40:00,660 --> 01:40:02,462 - Why? - Just to check in... 1778 01:40:02,497 --> 01:40:03,628 Whoa, no, no, no. No, no, no. 1779 01:40:03,663 --> 01:40:04,695 - It's fine. - What? 1780 01:40:04,730 --> 01:40:05,663 He's fine. 1781 01:40:06,499 --> 01:40:08,138 I hope no one has their feet on my coffee table, I know that. 1782 01:40:08,173 --> 01:40:11,042 Mm. Sweetheart, relax. It's Michael. 1783 01:40:12,342 --> 01:40:14,639 (laughing) 1784 01:40:14,674 --> 01:40:16,377 What could possibly be going wrong? 1785 01:40:16,412 --> 01:40:18,544 - Seriously? - (both laugh) 1786 01:40:18,579 --> 01:40:21,679 (mellow guitar music plays) 1787 01:40:29,524 --> 01:40:32,690 (upbeat rock music plays) 1788 01:40:58,223 --> 01:41:01,125 - (eight-track switches) - (rock music plays) 1789 01:41:13,403 --> 01:41:19,275 ♪ There goes that look again ♪ 1790 01:41:20,146 --> 01:41:25,743 ♪ Did I blow your mind again ♪ 1791 01:41:26,746 --> 01:41:30,946 ♪ Did I say something ♪ 1792 01:41:30,981 --> 01:41:33,553 ♪ Wrong again ♪ 1793 01:41:33,588 --> 01:41:38,921 ♪ Sorry if I did offend ♪ 1794 01:41:39,456 --> 01:41:42,595 - (eight-track switches) - (mellow rock music plays) 1795 01:41:42,630 --> 01:41:45,961 ♪ You got to help yourself ♪ 1796 01:41:48,933 --> 01:41:53,309 ♪ You got to help yourself ♪ 1797 01:41:54,972 --> 01:41:59,117 ♪ Before I can help you ♪ 1798 01:42:17,995 --> 01:42:19,599 - (eight-track switches) - (upbeat blues music plays) 1799 01:42:19,634 --> 01:42:22,635 ♪ I've got Samsara blues ♪ 1800 01:42:24,309 --> 01:42:26,507 ♪ Well... ♪ 1801 01:42:56,000 --> 01:42:59,034 - ♪ Oh, I've been hurt all before ♪ - (tape warbling) 1802 01:42:59,069 --> 01:43:03,643 ♪ And I've been a dog before ♪ 1803 01:43:03,678 --> 01:43:06,140 - ♪ And I've been a... ♪ - (eight-track switches) 1804 01:43:06,175 --> 01:43:09,220 (funk music plays) 130022