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♪[opening title music]♪

- [V.O. NEWS ANCHOR] Lead diplomat from the country of Humandi Yusaf Khaauri...

- is demanding answers from the UN Security Council after it said...

- it's sovereignty was breached when a caucasian man stormed their military palace...

- late last Wednesday and assassinated it's top general, Khazer Khaafi.

- Both the MI6 and the United States Central Intelligence Agency...

- refuse to comment at this time on the matter. Citing national secur...

[TV switching off]

[door opening] ♪[dramatic music]♪

- Candy?

[door opening and closing] [swigging]

- Can you get us some bin bags?

[door closing]

[door knocking]

- [OLLIE] Hi. - Alright?

[door closing]

[loud clattering]

♪[incidental music]♪

- What are you doing?

- [anxious laughter] Hello there, you...crazy, crazy party animal!

- Er...I seem to have left some of my paraphernalia lying around.

- You haven't seen any devices for the consumption of illegal substances, have you?

- Can't say I have. - Er, well...

- You don't mind if I search for it, do you?

- Er...actually I kinda rather you didn't.

- Great! I won't get in your way. Quiet as a mouse.

[loud clattering]

- Hey, er...buddy...buddy named...

- Jack? [OLLIE] Jack! Yes, er...

- That girl you hang around with...

- [JACK] Lucky? The girl you dated?

- Yeah...She's the exotic type, am I right? Olive-skin kind of thing. American?

- Yeah.

- Did you, er...did you get a good look at her passport?

- No...Why would I...

- [laughing] Just kidding around, bro! But the reason I ask is...did you know...

- illegal immigrants often use other people's passports to do all kinds of things.

- Have you got any secret passages or trap doors I may have gotten myself into?

- It was a hell of a night, you know!

- Yes, it was.

- You left with that girl, didn't you? Erm...Vera. What happened to her?

- We were wondering 'cause she just...

- She's gone to...Spain...on a rather suddden last minute holiday.

- Apparently it was the only time she could get a flight.

- In the middle of the night?

- Yes, well, you know, Gatwick has been trying these new...post mid-night deals.

- Yes, she was in such a hurry in fact that she may have accidentally...

- grabbed Lucky's passport by mistake.

- So, If I see it along the way, I shall let you know.

- So, you can be sure that did not happen with Lucky's passport.

- [JACK] Stay out of Lucky's room. [door opening]

- Jesus.

♪[marching drum music]♪

- Gotcha! I knew it.

♪[music]♪

[door banging] - Trevor! Get your ass out here!

- The fuck you want, bitch? [door opening and closing]

- [LUCKY] You left her!! - Man, left who?

- Candy!

- [TREVOR] Fuck you, bitch. Prove it.

- [LUCKY] [screaming] [thuds]

[slap]

[groaning and struggling]

[choking and weezing]

- I didn't make that bitch do a goddamn thing!

- She's dead 'cause she fucking hung out with you! You're a fucking curse, bitch!

- Everyone who get's close to you. You're fucking cursed!

[weezing and heavy breathing] ♪[dramatic music]♪

- This yours?

[gunshot]

[gunshot]

[phone vibrating] ♪[jovial music]♪

- [phone vibrating and ringing]

- It's not gonna happen. There's something wrong with this girl.

- Seriously, I've lost all my team.

- I don't know what's going on here, but I don't want any part of it.

- How much?!

- [sigh] Jesus.

- There is...one more I can try.

- I'll let you know.

[phone vibrating]

[cereal crackling]

- Mmm, Lucky. Lucky.

- I've gotta go. Like, forever.

- Yesterday I tried to tell you how I kill people and how everyone around me dies.

- And your reaction was to kiss me. And that's really sweet of you. Really progressive and all...

- but that doesn't change the fact you are going to die! And...

- I like you, so I don't want that to happen and you don't seem to care about it...

- but I do! So I've gotta go!

- Ah, morning.

- Just looking for the...Ah! [door opening and closing]

- Fuck.

- Jack, you remember I told you I was an assassin for MI5?

- [JACK] Yeah?

- I left it like a year ago and I've been freelancing ever since.

- [JACK] David... - Ugh!

- Do you know why there is three hundred large on your head?

- We've gotta go.

- Why? - Jack, seriously, we have to go!

- Lucky, you're still being affected by the shrooms, OK.

- Remember how I told you about that job I had in Miami with all the strings attached?

[door closing] ♪[incidental music]♪

- Why did you help me?

- You...me....

- We're both Cameron's now.

- Come with me.

- He'll find us.

- I can't betray him! I won't let you betray him either.

- I promise you, Lucky. I won't let him get bored of you.

- Not like the others.

- I love him.

- Black.

[door opening]

- You like fishing, right?

♪[jovial music]♪

[door opening]

[chopping]

- [JEREMY] What are you doing? - Finishing this.

[splat]

- No. - Come on, please!

- No! - Come on! I...

- Look, I promise I won't screw up, OK! I promise, this time, I won't screw up!

- I'll let you do anything! I have...

- [SOPHIE] OK! OK! Get up.

- Take a shower...and change that ridiculous t-shirt!

- I have something even you can't screw up.

- [door knocking]

- [doors opening and closing]

- [OLLIE] Hello?

- Hello...Welcome to my home.

- Erm, David?

- [OLLIE] That's me. - Please sign here.

- [OLLIE] Thank you.

[car door opening and closing]

[deep breathing] ♪[dramatic music]♪

- Hello, sir. I've had a major breakthrough in the case! It's just as I suspected.

- Please call me as soon as you get this, sir.

- I fear I may have to... take matters into my own hands.

[heavy breathing] [car door opening]

[car door closing]

- So, essentially I was kidnapped and forced to work for a crazy drug lord...

- and his sadistic, fucking bodyguard who killed, like, a lot of people...

- and now they know I'm here. So we have to go!

- Don't you think that's all just a bit far-fetched?

- Jack, I love you and all but you've gotta shut the fuck up already.

- Your girl's just told you there's some dudes trying to kill her.

- There's a picture of her head with a job offer and you're acting like...

- we're the ones who don't know our arseholes from our fucking tits!

- [DAVID] We've gotta get outta here! Come on, come on, come on! Come on!

♪[dramatic music]♪ [door opening and closing]

- Ha! UKBA! You're coming with me. ♪[marching drum and dramatic music]♪

- [JACK] What are you doing?! [groaning and grunting]

[thud] [squirting] - [OLLIE] Agh! Agh!

[punch] - [OLLIE] Ow!

- Aiding the enemy. I knew your accent smelt of foreigner!

[punches] [grunts and groans]

- Hi.

[smash]

♪[incidental music]♪

[choking]

- You motherfucker! What the hell are you doing here?

- Hey, you just beat up my flatmates, love! - Flatmate?!

- Shit aim as usual.

- You think you can beat me...little man.

- [SOPHIE] I've always been better than you. - Yeah?

- And I will always be better than you! You wanna play in the big leagues now?

- Yeah! - Yeah? Well bring it!

[punches] [groaning and grunting]

- UKBA! Give me the keys! Keys! Come on! Come on, come on!

- Gotcha! [car boot shutting]

[car engine starting]

- [SOPHIE] Jeremy...where's the car?

- Jeremy, where is my car?!

- Where's my car, Jeremy!? - I don't know!

[boat engine running]

♪[dramatic music]♪

[gun cocking]

[gunshot]

♪[ending title music]♪