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This is
your guys' first kid?
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We just want
a kind human being.
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That's it, really.
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It can come in any form.
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I mean, we definitely
don't want a DJ.
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DAVE:
I can't write a song
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unless all the sounds
are perfect.
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BENNY:
You can't even write a song, period.
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Too thick.
It can't be too thick.
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Can't be too thin.
It's got to be that sweet spot.
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[soft percussion plays]
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We can use this
as a placeholder.
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Let's talk about the kick drums
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'cause they're feeling
a little bit, like,
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not distinguished.
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Nope. Sorry.
It's break time.
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Just drop it right
on the burner.
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-On the burner?
-Yeah, right on the burner.
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Oh, it's incredible. The char.
You're gonna love it.
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-Wow.
-Yeah. It's pretty nice, huh?
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I bet you don't have sleepovers
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with adult men very often,
do you?
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Uh, you know, I live with a man,
a grown man,
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-so I kind of have them...
-Oh, yeah,
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I forgot you...
live with your quack manager.
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-He's a sweet man.
-Yeah. No, no, he's a sweet guy.
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Why don't you ever
bring him around?
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I don't know. It's just,
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I feel like it's hard
to be friends
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with your manager sometimes.
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You're an all-work,
no-play type of guy.
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Hey, what kind of meat is that?
Is that ground chuck?
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Mm, I don't know, Chuck.
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There's a guy who brings it
to me from Japan.
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Did you just call me Chuck?
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Yeah, maybe I did, Chuck.
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Oh. Chuck.
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-[playing upbeat song]
-Yeah, but go lower with it.
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Yes. Yeah.
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I can catch, like, moments,
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but, like,
I just can't maintain.
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BENNY:
Okay, have you ever heard of a PRL?
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-DAVE: No.
-So, there's
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like a writer's share
and a publisher's share.
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-Do you even know what that is?
-No.
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Chuck, where did you learn how
to do all that?
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I was in breakdancing class when
I was in, like, seventh grade.
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And when I used to fly, I used
to have to have a whole ritual.
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Like, Baruch atah Adonai,
Eloheinu melech...
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And at the end, I had to go...
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♪ Amen♪
out loud, and then go...
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-[smooches]
-[Dave laughs]
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Mmm. Chuck.
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Yup, and there was onions
in that.
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-Really?
-Mm-hmm. You like onions.
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I like onions?
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Every time I had to, like,
say goodbye to my parents,
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I had to kiss them right
in the middle of their cheek.
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"I love you, Mom.
Drive safe. See you soon."
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And then I had to envision
their face within a heart.
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Chuck... what's Congress?
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-Ah...!
-Ah...!
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DAVE:
I don't know.
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What about the Senate?
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-Is that part of Congress?
-The Senate is part... No.
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-...ah!
-Oh.
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I won. [giggles]
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There's literally gonna be,
like, a hundred sounds in it.
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I don't know what you're...
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I know, but if it's too
abrasive, it's not gonna...
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Do you think Drake
and Future do this?
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-[both grunting]
-DAVE: All right, Chuck.
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I'll show you my dick.
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[Benny laughs]
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[Dave giggles]
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BENNY:
Chuck,
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where's the hole
where you pee out of?
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-It's, like, green.
-[laughs]
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Chuck, this thing needs to be
at every U.N. conference.
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This is incredible.
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This is nothing
to be ashamed of.
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Hitler had
the same dick disorder.
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It actually drove him
to the Holocaust.
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Chuck, this thing drove you
to comedy.
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-[Dave giggles]
-[singing in foreign language]
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Nope, don't want to do it.
Not attracted.
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Nope. Disgusted.
You're disgusting.
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DAVE:
Doesn't feel, like, sexual. It just feels good.
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BENNY:
And you got to look hot
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while you're doing it, too.
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How do girls have
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-sex like this?
-I don't know.
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♪
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-Chuck, maybe I can...
-[both spitting]
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DAVE: Chuck, you think
we're gonna talk about nothing
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for 16 more hours?
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-Yeah!
-BENNY: He would always
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say, "Leave room for Jesus."
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[laughs]
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Looks like two Christmas hams.
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[laughter]
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Chuck. All right, Chuck.
I'm doing it.
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Put 'em on my head.
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Oh. [spits]
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-[laughs]
-Chuck, that's disgusting.
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[birds singing]
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[sighs]
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Hey, David?
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Dave?
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Dave?
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[phone camera clicks]
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[phone camera clicks]
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-[Dave laughs]
-Chuck, come on. The gas is coming.
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Yeah, I'm getting
the gum right, Chuck.
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Chuck, is this really gonna
blow a bubble?
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Yeah. I've been reading
about it on YouTube.
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All right, hold on, Chuck.
I'm putting it in, Chuck.
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I'm not looking at this.
I can't even look
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-down the barrel of this thing.
-Chuck, just do it.
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[grunts airily]
Chuck.
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-Oh, Chuck.
-Oh, Chuck. Chuck, I can taste it.
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-[phone ringing]
-So it's on you to fart.
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Okay, I'm gonna
do it right now.
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Oh, Chuck, Gata's calling me.
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-Hey, hold on. Gata's...
-Chuck, Chuck, I'm trying
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-to make the bubble.
-I know.
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Gata's been calling me all day.
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One sec. One sec. Yo.
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-What's up, Daddy?
-GATA: What's up, fool?
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Look, I'm about to get the LD
blasted on my face, nigga.
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Whoa!
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-Gata, what the fuck are you...?
Do not do that. -Bruh,
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what you talking about?
I told you I was gonna do it.
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Yeah, I thought
you were kidding.
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Like, who would ever do that
in real life?
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Gata, if I didn't pick up
the phone right now,
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would you have just gotten
that tattoo on your face?
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I'm not even married
to that logo.
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Bro, you my nigga.
When people see me,
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they got to see you, too, fool.
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-It ain't no big deal.
-I appreciate that, Gata,
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but, like, this is, like,
the rest of your life
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we're talking about.
It's permanent.
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You can't have a fucking thing
on your face forever.
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[scoffs]
Man, bro.
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All right, man.
You're right, bro.
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I'm-I'm-a slow down, man.
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But I'm-a still
get something else,
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like Master Splinter
or something,
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'cause you know
I love the Ninja Turtles.
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-They're my niggas, bro.
-Do that.
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That's... I support that.
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Hey, what y'all on today,
though?
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Uh... I'm hanging out
with Benny.
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Yo, man. What's up?
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Man, that shit look lavish
over there.
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-I'm with that nigga Tone.
-Hey, yo.
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What up? What up? What up?
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-What up?
-GATA: Man, LD,
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when you gonna invite us
over there to hang out, man?
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I'm trying to be around
that Benny Blanco money, man.
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-Well, you know...
-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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-Whenever you want, man.
-Uh...
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-Door's always open. Come on.
-All right.
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That's what's up. For sure,
we gonna slide over there, man.
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DAVE:
Uh, all right, we got to go.
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We're working on music.
I love you.
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Gata, please
think things through. Be smart.
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All right, my bro.
I'm-a holla at you.
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Okay. I love you. Bye.
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Damn. You let him
get at you like that.
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You was about to tattoo
his name on your face
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-like you his property.
-Got at me like what, Tone?
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That nigga about
to put me on, dawg.
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I ain't about to be sitting
on my ass
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for the rest of my life, bro.
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You don't even understand, man.
We got a different type
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of relationship, bro.
He always look out for a nigga
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-every day.
-You've known him for, like, what, a year?
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You ain't got to lie to me
about riding his dick.
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I know a meal ticket
when I see one.
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You just got to meet him, bro.
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You don't even understand.
I'm about to text him.
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-We going over there.
-That wasn't a real invitation.
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Bro, I make music with him
and Benny all the time.
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Like, we do major shit, bro.
We about to go over there, man.
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Okay. I'd love to meet him.
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[scoffs]
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[phone chimes]
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"Pulling up in 20"?
That wasn't even a real invite.
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Chuck, it's fine.
Who cares?
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I care. We were hanging out.
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Chuck, who...?
Chuck, the gum!
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Oh, Chuck,
it's still in your butt?
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Chuck, it's in my "ain-oos."
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Chuck,
why didn't you take it out?
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Chuck, what the fuck
have you been doing?
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-Chuck, what do you mean?
-Chuck, it's incredibly tangled.
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-Are you aware?
-Chuck, it's not that bad.
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Chuck, it's insane.
It's so caught in the...
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Chuck, stop. Chuck.
Chuck. Ow!
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Yeah, Chuck, Chuck, I think you
should go over there, Chuck.
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-Chuck.
-I need to... This is...
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-Chuck, get it out.
-Chuck, I'm gonna try to get it out,
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-but I don't fully understand
what's going on. -Okay, Chuck.
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-Chuck, shut up.
Just get it out. -All right, Chuck.
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-Ow!
-Yeah, Chuck. I...
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Chuck, this isn't
a fucking joke.
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Okay, I agree.
It's very tangled.
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-What do we...?
-I'm gonna try to rip it out right now.
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-Here we go.
-[ripping] -Ow!
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-Stop, stop, stop!
-Uh, just let me do it.
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-Oh, my God.
-Chuck, ow!
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Yeah.
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What?
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Dad is gonna move in with you?
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Are you nuts?
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Oh, yeah.
No, you would say that.
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You would say that, yeah,
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because you didn't have
to take care of him.
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I had to be a big brother to you
and a dad to him.
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Roommates are kicking him out?
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No one's dad
should ever have roommates.
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[stammers] I don't have to do
what? Make great points?
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Yeah, I do.
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You don't know
how annoying Dad can be.
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It's a bad idea.
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No, it is.
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From someone who knows.
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What? What the fuck?
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It says, "Dear neighbor.
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"I noticed packing peanuts
blowing out of your trash.
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If you choose to trash them,
at least close the lid."
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What? No. Yeah,
I'm reading a note
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from a neighbor about the...
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"Bad for the environment."
"Act responsibly." [mutters]
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"Packing peanuts
should be recycled."
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Signed "The Observer."
What the...
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I got to go.
240
00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:57,972
Uh, yeah, thank you for calling,
and I'll talk to you later.
241
00:08:58,015 --> 00:09:00,975
The Observer.
What the fuck is...?
242
00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:11,507
Fuck!
243
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,988
[quietly]
Fuck.
244
00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:16,556
Fuck me.
245
00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:18,775
Oh.
246
00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:20,385
[Benny laughs]
247
00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:22,083
Chuck, it tickles.
248
00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:23,606
All right, just relax.
249
00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:25,434
-[laughs]
-All right.
250
00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:27,131
I mean, this looks exactly
how it did before.
251
00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:28,829
-It's just now
there's peanut butter. -Yeah.
252
00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:31,179
Okay, that's why I told you
to put olive oil first.
253
00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:32,920
-I didn't want to get the grease
on my skin. -[phone buzzes]
254
00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:34,704
Grease on your skin?
I got gum
255
00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,010
and peanut butter
shoved up my ass.
256
00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,707
"Parking now"?
257
00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,579
-Come on!
-All right, can we get... do this faster?
258
00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:41,493
Can I, like, just cut out
the fucking hair
259
00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:43,757
-with, like...?
-Chuck, you're not cutting my ass hair out.
260
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,673
-Why? What do you need it for?
-I-- Chuck, I don't know.
261
00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:48,631
No one needs asshole hair.
That's why women...
262
00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,677
go to their, uh...
263
00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,853
-Where do you keep the scissors?
-Chuck, it's in the top drawer.
264
00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:54,942
Over there. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
265
00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:57,205
-Okay.
-Chuck.
266
00:09:57,248 --> 00:09:59,686
Chuck. Yeah, give me a...
267
00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:01,209
Okay. All right.
268
00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:02,689
How's this for an angle?
269
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:05,779
-Chuck, this is so avant-garde.
-One. Two.
270
00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:06,997
-[groans]
-Oh.
271
00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,520
-Chuck.
-Chuck.
272
00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,305
Hey, Chuck,
what do you think about this?
273
00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:12,220
This is the most disgusting
thing I've ever seen in my life.
274
00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:13,700
Chuck, what are you talking
about? That's incredible.
275
00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:16,267
-[knocking]
-Chuck. -All right.
276
00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:18,400
-That's more beautiful
than your cock. -All right. They're here, Chuck.
277
00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:20,663
-They're here.
-Chuck, what are you doing? Don't throw that away.
278
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:23,144
What are you talking about,
Chuck? Clean yourself up.
279
00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:25,276
-Coming!
-Big deal, Chuck.
280
00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:33,937
Yo!
281
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:35,939
House so big it took three days
to answer the door, huh?
282
00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:37,941
-What up, what up?
-Hey, them overalls crazy.
283
00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,856
-Yeah, they're Benny's.
I slept... -Hey, this my nigga Tone.
284
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,336
-What's up, Tone?
-What's up, man? Heard a lot about you, man.
285
00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,555
Yeah, okay.
Good to meet you, too. Wow.
286
00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:46,036
GATA:
Man, look at the décor. This spot is sick.
287
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:49,039
Yo! What up, guys? Oh, baby.
288
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,825
Come over here. Both you guys,
come give me a hug.
289
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,522
-You crazy, fool.
What's good, though, bro? -Bro.
290
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,698
-Oh, okay.
-Y'all been eating peanut butter?
291
00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:58,179
-BENNY: No, but if you're
hungry, we can order something. -Let's get it.
292
00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:06,056
[groans]
293
00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,588
There it is.
294
00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,034
♪
295
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,298
[mutters]:
Dick.
296
00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,829
DAVE: Okay. Buffalo wings
and a grilled chicken sandwich.
297
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,745
-Got it.
-[sighs] That's crazy.
298
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,442
Benny really doing his thing
out here, man.
299
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:45,835
But let me get the sauce
from the wings
300
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,097
on the actual sandwich.
301
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,577
On the-- Okay.
302
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:51,754
You know, I'm not seeing
a way I can do that
303
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,800
-in the Postmates interface.
-GATA: Damn.
304
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:56,106
This shit crazy, bro.
Look at all this soda, bro.
305
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,934
-It's like diabetes central
right here. -Oh, Gata,
306
00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:00,284
don't post any of that. He can't
be seen with all that plastic.
307
00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:01,677
-He's on, like,
an environmental charity board. -What you mean?
308
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,592
It's more plastic
to recycle, bro.
309
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:05,681
-Come on, man.
-Yeah, it's fine, Chuck.
310
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,075
-More plastic...
-GATA: Who the fuck is Chuck? -What do you mean?
311
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:10,294
That's Chuck. Hey, Chuck.
How you doing?
312
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:12,383
GATA:
Y'all got secret nicknames? What the fuck?
313
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:14,646
-What y'all fools
been doing today, though? -Oh, you know,
314
00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:17,475
Chuck wanted to wake up early
and go swimming,
315
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:18,825
so we went outside.
316
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,870
And we got this new little game
we play.
317
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,959
It's called shape-shifting,
and it's like,
318
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:25,614
kind of like he sits naked
and he, like, goes like this.
319
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:29,226
And then I get to, like,
ripple the waves underwater
320
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,967
and it flows against your penis
and makes you hard.
321
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,099
It's amazing.
322
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:34,797
That's not, uh...
323
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,059
Gata, what do you want to eat?
324
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,800
Uh, let me get a burger.
No tomatoes.
325
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,106
Hey, you know, this fool Benny
got all, like,
326
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,716
the Top 40 smashes, nigga.
327
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,196
Yeah, I can see that shit.
328
00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:44,111
Heard y'all and Gata
been making them hits.
329
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,677
I can't wait to hear
them joints.
330
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:46,896
Hey, bro, relax, man.
I'm trying to...
331
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,289
You know, we smoking right now.
332
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,508
-What are you... Stop.
-Come on, man.
333
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,728
You just running up on this
nigga's nice-ass table, bro?
334
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:53,729
What you wanted me to do?
335
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,861
D-Do you guys want to
336
00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,166
smoke the weed outside?
337
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:58,081
There's a pool.
It's pretty nice.
338
00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:00,388
Oh, yeah, I'm trying to see
the rest of the crib, bro.
339
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:01,781
Let's do it. Ah.
340
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,826
Chuck, what the hell's wrong
with you?
341
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,915
-Why are you acting so weird?
-I'm not acting weird.
342
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,525
You got to understand, the way
that we act is very weird,
343
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:08,875
and they're not used to it,
so, like...
344
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,268
Why can't you just
act like yourself?
345
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:14,141
I am. I'm just saying, like,
Gata's old-school.
346
00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:15,969
Old-school?
What are you talking about?
347
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,666
Like, he's not gonna get it.
348
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,537
Like, I don't want to make him
feel uncomfortable.
349
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,365
Man, what I need to go to the
high school reunion for, bro?
350
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,106
I see them online
every day on IG
351
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,455
not doing shit, bro.
352
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:25,326
They don't even probably
be taking care
353
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:26,675
of their kids, bro.
354
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,242
[chuckles]
Wait till you got kids.
355
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,852
Trust me. Like, you got
to know your audience.
356
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,201
Like, you need to cool it
on the Chuck and the...
357
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,289
-all the-- okay?
-All right, fine, fine.
358
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,422
Okay.
How's your butt?
359
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,032
It doesn't feel good.
360
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,686
TONE:
When's the last time you went fishing?
361
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,253
GATA:
Shit, I think it was with your ass.
362
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,907
Hey, guys, you know
right before you got here,
363
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:43,561
me and Dave were hanging out,
and he took a wad of gum
364
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,172
and shoved it up my asshole,
365
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:46,826
and I tried to blow bubbles out
with a fart.
366
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,132
Relax, man. I ain't trying
to hear that shit.
367
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:50,481
Uh, you guys think Giannis
is staying in Milwaukee
368
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:51,831
for his whole career?
369
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,006
-Oh, he...
-Wait, wait.
370
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,442
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
371
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,226
You actually care
that we talk like this?
372
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:57,880
I told you, Gata does not like
the gay stuff,
373
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:58,968
so just fucking stop.
374
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,448
Y'all are gay?
375
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:02,754
-N-No, no.
-No.
376
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,582
Y'all could be homosexual
all y'all want,
377
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:06,454
but I ain't trying to hear about
no gum in the ass. Real shit.
378
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:09,631
You guys have never seen
each other's assholes before?
379
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,938
-Oh, no, man. Come on.
-No. What the fuck?
380
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:15,071
Gata, you've never just,
like, imagined, like,
381
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:17,334
what Tone's cock
could look like?
382
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,598
Y'all are crazy.
383
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:21,948
Just so you guys are aware,
he's not meaning
384
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,732
sexually in any way.
385
00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,560
He means, like, in terms
of it being, like, fun.
386
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:26,909
-Yeah, yeah, it's...
-It's, like, funny.
387
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,171
No, no, it's like just...
it's funny.
388
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,043
It's like, it's not even--
389
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,827
Like, we're not gay,
we're just, like...
390
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,786
Rich, white, and ain't got
shit else to do.
391
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,876
-Rich? White?
-I'm not even that rich.
392
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:39,791
Okay, cut the shit, Gata,
right now.
393
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,228
In your house, you walk in.
394
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:42,577
You're whole family's tied up.
395
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,100
They got your mom going,
"Ooh! Ooh!"
396
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,450
And they say they're gonna
spray 'em all down
397
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:47,843
unless you suck his dick.
398
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,279
The guy with the gun.
You doing it?
399
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:51,151
Hell no. Everybody
going to heaven, bro.
400
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:53,631
Stop trying to be a tough guy.
Okay, Gata, do you love Tone?
401
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,851
-Of course. That's my nigga.
-You don't show your friends love?
402
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,027
-I show Dave love.
I give him a nice little... -Not right now. Stop.
403
00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,986
Get off. Stop.
Get off.
404
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:03,467
Bro, I do show my friends love.
I just gave this nigga Tone
405
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:06,340
a skateboard to give to his son
to go back to school with.
406
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,515
A bunch of free clothes
and shit.
407
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,038
But all this fugazi shit, man,
408
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,735
I ain't trying to see
this shit, bro.
409
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,172
-You see what they be on?
-Looks like I'm the winner.
410
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:13,956
-[Dave laughs]
-You like the masculinity?
411
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,349
I'm fucking you now.
412
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:17,568
-Oh, shit.
-[Dave grunts]
413
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:20,615
-Chuck, that was so homoerotic.
-I hated it.
414
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:21,616
You know why y'all like playing
this little
415
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:23,009
gay chicken game, right?
416
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:24,967
Chicken?
417
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,360
'Cause y'all ain't never had
to deal with the consequences
418
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:27,796
of the way y'all are.
419
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:29,711
So y'all just run around
this big-ass house
420
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,234
-looking for ways to flirt
with some shit. -No, no, no.
421
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:33,106
We're just--
It's like-- It's like bromance.
422
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:34,542
-Like a bromance movie.
-DAVE: Yes.
423
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,979
You ever seen
a Black bromance movie?
424
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,807
BENNY:
Uh...
425
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,983
[quietly]:
Black bromance...
426
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,333
-Black bromance...
-Exactly.
427
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:46,206
-Uh, Rush Hour?
-Yeah, Rush hour?
428
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:48,991
-He was Asian.
-That's a Black dude and an Asian guy, bro.
429
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:51,211
-Yeah, but Chris Tucker.
-Asian and a Black guy.
430
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,995
Yeah, but the movie was
more Black-themed, I think,
431
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,780
even though it was set
in... Asia?
432
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:58,131
Moonlight?
What about Moonlight?
433
00:15:58,174 --> 00:15:59,828
Best Picture-winning Moonlight.
434
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:02,178
That wasn't a bromance movie.
That was just a romance.
435
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:03,701
-Yeah.
-That's true.
436
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:06,269
Why aren't there any
Black bromance movies?
437
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,967
I'm not about to unpack
400 years of Mandingoshit
438
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,446
for y'all, too.
439
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,795
400 years? Mandingo?
440
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,493
That guy, the porn star,
is, like, 40.
441
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:15,322
Bro, regardless, Black people,
we gonna get judged, bro,
442
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:16,714
if we're not winning
championships
443
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,455
or rapping about
being the shit, period.
444
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,022
That's just how it is.
445
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:24,418
-That white privilege
kicking in, huh? -Well...
446
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:27,334
Or maybe you guys are a little
scared of something like this.
447
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,770
And the only way to prove it
is if you look
448
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,641
-at my asshole right now.
-Your asshole?!
449
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,600
-Yep, my asshole.
-Oh, hell...
450
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,341
I'm an EMT, so if seeing
a butthole
451
00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:36,430
is the worst part of my day,
it's a good day.
452
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:38,127
Y'all got to start setting
more boundaries...
453
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,041
-Oh, you're an EMT.
-I'm sorry, dude, I, I'm sorry.
454
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,043
You're a tough guy, huh?
455
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,827
-Gata, I'm sorry.
-GATA: Come on, man. -BENNY: A real tough guy.
456
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:44,699
You want me to give you
the whole shebang right now?
457
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,440
-I don't give a fuck.
-Oh, you don't give a fuck?
458
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:47,441
I don't give two shits.
459
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:48,877
All right, Chuck, he says
460
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,226
he doesn't give a fuck.
Should I just
461
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,488
-shimmy on down...
-Stop.
462
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:53,012
...and bring him
to the candy shop,
463
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,622
but give him a little
Hershey squirt, too?
464
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:58,060
-Wait, wait. That's strange.
-DAVE: What?
465
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,453
-What do you mean?
-Yeah.
466
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:00,758
No, the-there, come, look.
467
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,456
Yeah, it's a little strange,
huh?
468
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,240
There's gum and peanut butter
in there from earlier.
469
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:05,981
I knew I smelled peanut butter
earlier, but check it out.
470
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,287
-See, there's something...
-Oh, my God, what is that?
471
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,984
It's like a--
It's like a-a mass.
472
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,508
Chuck, what is it?
There's, like, a lump of flesh.
473
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,728
TONE:
And you know that this skin can be cancer-prone.
474
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,295
-What is that?
-DAVE: How would I know that? I had no idea.
475
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,384
My boy know his shit
over there.
476
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:18,994
-What do you mean, Chuck?
-DAVE: I don't know what that is.
477
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,952
There's something that
I didn't notice before.
478
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:22,911
GATA:
We got an emergency call. My boy, he on his job, look.
479
00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:24,913
Could it be, like, genital
herpes, 'cause...
480
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,046
-It could. It-it could spread.
-Is the anus a genital?
481
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,656
-It's his asshole.
-I know. But is it...?
482
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,397
-[panting]
-Like, one in five people have...
483
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:34,096
This is good weed.
Chuck, are you okay?
484
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,142
[breathlessly]:
Chuck...
485
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:39,449
-Chuck, what's going on?
-Chuck, Chuck, I don't feel good.
486
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,103
-What do you mean?
-Chuck, Chuck, I think I'm having a panic attack
487
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,844
-or something.
-Okay.
488
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:44,759
Uh, just breathe. Do your
little Baruch atah Adonai...
489
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,152
Chuck, it's not like that.
490
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:47,588
I feel like I'm gonna
fucking die.
491
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,546
DAVE:
Okay. Total anxiety.
492
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,200
Chuck, none of this is real.
You're just...
493
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,420
Tone, if he's having
a panic attack, what do we do?
494
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:57,119
Man, he should probably start
by stop smoking this gas.
495
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,555
-[laughter]
-Shut the fuck up!
496
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,296
Hey, no, I'm serious, man.
497
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,733
My fucking uncle died
of fucking colon cancer.
498
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,039
Chuck, I have
the best dermatologist
499
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,693
in the entire city,
Dr. Belbin.
500
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,173
I'm gonna get us in.
He's the derm of the stars.
501
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,783
I'm gonna get us in today.
502
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,001
I'm about to take a flick
right now for the Gram.
503
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:11,351
Gata, what are you doing?
504
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,918
-Benny's asshole is bleeding!
-Stop.
505
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,181
-I feel like I'm gonna die.
-You're not dying, Chuck.
506
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:16,225
-You gonna be good, bro.
-You get it?
507
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,672
[computer chiming]
508
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,943
What the fuck?
509
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,212
Hey!
510
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,562
[mutters]
511
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,956
Hey!
512
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,919
Fuck him.
513
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:05,405
I just put the cans out.
Feel free to toss that in there.
514
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,581
No, I would never put shit
in another man's trash.
515
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,191
Some asshole just
did that to me.
516
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:10,192
That's why I'm out here
looking for him right now
517
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,106
to tell him he's an asshole.
518
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,934
Oh, uh, wow. Okay.
519
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,675
Well, you know, he probably just
didn't want to walk around
520
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,372
with a bag of dog shit
in his hand, right?
521
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:19,680
I think everyone should
take care of their own shit.
522
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:20,942
It's not too much to ask.
523
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:23,205
I-I'm with you, brother,
you know.
524
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,729
But like they say,
you can either be right
525
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,078
or you can be happy.
526
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:29,516
I've never heard that, ever.
527
00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:31,735
If it gets under your skin,
you can just write a note.
528
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,045
Write a note?
529
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:40,396
Yeah. You know,
if it's an issue.
530
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:44,879
Are... Are you
The Observer?
531
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:46,968
-No.
-No?
532
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,535
Because wouldn't a normal person
just say, "What's The Observer?
533
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:49,753
I don't know what that is,
I've never heard of it"?
534
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:50,928
You just said no.
535
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:53,104
-I mean, I-I...
-You what?
536
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:55,716
You what? You are.
You are! [laughs]
537
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:59,241
This is good.
Ladies and gentlemen,
538
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:02,026
take a look at this
piece of shit, Internet.
539
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,506
This man lives
in my neighborhood
540
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:04,899
and has been harassing me
541
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,683
by leaving notes
on my residence
542
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:10,209
about packing peanuts being
in the wrong fucking bin.
543
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:13,124
Like anybody cares at all.
[laughs]
544
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:16,084
I manage an artist, by the way.
A very famous, very...
545
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:18,434
soon-to-be very famous artist.
Hundreds of thousands
546
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:19,870
of followers already
on the Internet.
547
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,220
They're all gonna see this
on his page.
548
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,482
They're gonna know
where you live,
549
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,223
they'll know the neighborhood,
550
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,355
and you're probably gonna
get fired from your job, dork.
551
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:29,053
-Why are you filming me?
-Why am I filming?
552
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,533
Why would you put notes
on someone's trash?
553
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:32,100
Who the fuck does that, dude?
554
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:33,580
I don't know what
you're talking about,
555
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,190
but maybe they just wanted
to let you know
556
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,974
in a... in a friendly way
how to properly dispose
557
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,280
of popcorn peanuts.
558
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,326
-Ah. [laughs]
-I mean, do you care
559
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:41,588
about the environment?
560
00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,373
Yes. Yes, I do.
561
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,157
So, there you go.
I don't understand
562
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,072
-why you're filming me.
-And you know what?
563
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,813
No one cares.
Nobody cares what you think.
564
00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,206
That's the point. That's why
I'm filming you right now.
565
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,816
Because no one fucking cares.
566
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:56,429
You're filming me
because no one cares?
567
00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:01,085
[phone beeps]
568
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:04,175
[laughs airily]
569
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,005
You've been observed,
motherfucker.
570
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:10,094
[scoffs]
571
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,141
Fucking...
572
00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:19,321
[phone rings]
573
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:20,975
SUSAN:
How's your back?
574
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,629
Oh, my God, it's like, I thought
575
00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:24,370
the doxycycline would do more
than the Accutane,
576
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:27,286
but, like, it's just making me
nauseous half the time.
577
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,070
Well, don't forget
to take it with food.
578
00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:30,854
I know. I keep forgetting
I have to eat with it.
579
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:32,900
Um, so much to fill out.
580
00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:35,119
Chuck, what kind
of health insurance do you have?
581
00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:37,165
I don't... I don't have any.
582
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,385
I brought... I brought this.
583
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:43,084
Uh, we can figure it out after.
584
00:21:43,127 --> 00:21:44,564
Is it... is it enough?
585
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:47,131
I don't think that's how
the medical system works.
586
00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:48,611
Chuck, what world
do you live in, Chuck?
587
00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:50,396
SUSAN:
He can actually go back now.
588
00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:52,441
Okay, Chuck, they're ready
to take you. Good luck, Chuck.
589
00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:53,790
-I'm so scared.
-Don't be scared.
590
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:55,270
You're gonna be fine.
You got it.
591
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,793
They're gonna...
Dr. Belbin's gonna do it.
592
00:21:56,837 --> 00:21:58,273
Go to her. Okay.
593
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,319
I'll fill out
all your stuff, Chuck.
594
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:02,495
GATA:
Man, I'll bet you this is
595
00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,366
where George Clooney got his
titties done, come out looking
596
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:06,716
-like Batman.
-TONE: You think they got a payment plan?
597
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,501
Ally Wernick was here?
598
00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:10,938
I can't say.
599
00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:13,854
Yeah, that's
how she writes her name.
600
00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:15,769
-That's...
-GATA: Man, this hundred kind of faded.
601
00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:17,553
You think I could change this
hundred to, like, a private jet
602
00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:19,076
-or something?
-I don't think they do edits over here.
603
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,078
It's my skin, bro,
it's a dermatologist.
604
00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:22,993
But it's a different type--
they don't take the skin...
605
00:22:23,037 --> 00:22:24,691
You know, Ally would always say
dermatology wasn't even real.
606
00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:27,346
And she's using my name
to get into my fucking derm?
607
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,130
-Huh?
-You know what?
608
00:22:29,173 --> 00:22:31,524
I'm giving this girl
a phone call right now.
609
00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:33,613
Enough is enough-- you can't
go the rest of your life
610
00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:36,267
-without talking to me.
It's ridiculous. -That motherfucker's cold.
611
00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:37,834
-AUTOMATED VOICE: You have
reached the voice mail box... -You know they gonna
612
00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:39,749
-run you, though, if you got...
-And voice mail.
613
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:41,664
All right, fine,
you're getting a text.
614
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:42,709
GATA:
She didn't answer?
615
00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:46,539
DAVE:
Green?
616
00:22:46,582 --> 00:22:49,933
What does this mean when...
it was always blue in the past?
617
00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:52,719
Aw, hell no-- she blocked you.
618
00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:54,851
-That's scandalous, dawg.
-She blocked me?!
619
00:22:54,895 --> 00:22:57,463
You really dealing
with that right now, bro?
620
00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:59,378
Why would she...?
What the fuck happened?
621
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,249
It's all good, LD.
622
00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:02,729
You ain't got to worry
about it, though, bro,
623
00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:03,991
'cause at the end of the day,
I love you, bro.
624
00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:05,645
I got you, LD.
625
00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:07,168
-I know we at a dermatologist.
-I love you... yeah.
626
00:23:07,211 --> 00:23:08,430
But don't let it get
under your skin, bro.
627
00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:09,605
Thank you.
I love you, too, Gata.
628
00:23:09,649 --> 00:23:12,608
For real, man.
Thanks, man.
629
00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:14,175
Wow.
630
00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:19,746
[crickets trilling]
631
00:23:19,789 --> 00:23:21,400
[Dave grunts]
632
00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:27,623
Have you been
on Instagram today?
633
00:23:33,629 --> 00:23:36,197
Oh, fuck.
634
00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:40,201
[phone buzzing]
635
00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:44,423
-Hello?
-DAVE: Hey, big cat.
636
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,076
How's it going over there?
637
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,600
It's pretty good, you know?
638
00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:49,210
It's going.
639
00:23:50,341 --> 00:23:52,431
I was just calling to...
640
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,650
wish you a happy birthday.
641
00:23:54,694 --> 00:23:56,478
I know it's late,
I just, you know,
642
00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:59,481
I like avoiding the morning
rush, and I know midday
643
00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:01,309
is when all the other guys
come along, and I want to be
644
00:24:01,352 --> 00:24:02,745
the guy that really
caps it all off
645
00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:04,486
-for you, so...
-Yeah, man.
646
00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:07,010
I appreciate it,
I appreciate it, big dog.
647
00:24:07,054 --> 00:24:08,708
Did you do anything fun today?
648
00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:10,144
I'm sorry that
I haven't even been home.
649
00:24:10,187 --> 00:24:11,928
I, uh, I was with Benny,
I slept there.
650
00:24:11,972 --> 00:24:13,582
We've just been working
so much on music.
651
00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:15,497
We're really chipping away.
652
00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:17,586
Yeah, no, no, it was good--
it was a great day, man.
653
00:24:17,630 --> 00:24:20,415
I went running,
took a long, nice run.
654
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,069
Uh, I talked to my brother,
that was...
655
00:24:22,112 --> 00:24:24,071
that was nice, man.
He's such an idiot.
656
00:24:24,114 --> 00:24:26,029
-[phone chimes]
-I got a bunch of work done, actually,
657
00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:27,640
which, uh, you know...
658
00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:29,380
Should probably take
a day off, but,
659
00:24:29,424 --> 00:24:31,644
I mean, you know
how it goes, man.
660
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,909
Hello?
661
00:24:35,952 --> 00:24:38,041
Well, I'm happy
you had a great day.
662
00:24:38,085 --> 00:24:41,567
And I look forward to coming
back home and hugging you.
663
00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:43,569
Thank you, man,
thank you, I'm, uh...
664
00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:45,440
Long day, long birthday day,
665
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,486
so I'm, I think I'm gonna
hit the hay, man, I'm tired.
666
00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:49,618
Okay, I love you, man.
667
00:24:49,662 --> 00:24:51,446
[clucks tongue]
Thanks, man.
668
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,492
[line beeping]
669
00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:57,800
[phone chimes]
670
00:25:05,025 --> 00:25:07,114
[knocking]
671
00:25:23,304 --> 00:25:24,827
[chuckles]
672
00:25:24,871 --> 00:25:26,481
[laughing]:
Hi.
673
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,092
Did you block me?
674
00:25:29,136 --> 00:25:31,138
No.
675
00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:33,793
My phone has been off
the whole day.
676
00:25:33,836 --> 00:25:35,490
Just off.
677
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,884
-Oh.
-[sputters]
678
00:25:37,927 --> 00:25:39,538
Is everything all right?
679
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,931
Yes.
680
00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:44,238
And I did think
about blocking you.
681
00:25:44,281 --> 00:25:46,501
[singsongy]:
But I didn't.
682
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,808
[giggling]
683
00:25:48,851 --> 00:25:51,724
-Are-are you okay?
-I'm great.
684
00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:53,464
I'm-- look.
685
00:25:53,508 --> 00:25:55,249
[pills rattling]
686
00:25:55,292 --> 00:25:58,121
I'm on painkillers.
687
00:25:58,165 --> 00:25:59,514
DAVE:
Oxycodone?
688
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,211
Oh, man, this is,
like, really ravaging
689
00:26:01,255 --> 00:26:03,170
lower middle-class America
right now.
690
00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:05,912
-Like, I would not...
-I'm not abusing pills, Dave.
691
00:26:05,955 --> 00:26:08,349
Certainly not over you.
692
00:26:08,392 --> 00:26:10,264
I had a surgery.
693
00:26:10,307 --> 00:26:12,396
Like an adult.
694
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,137
What-what did you have
surgery on?
695
00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:16,183
I had my mole removed
on my back.
696
00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:17,750
-The General?!
697
00:26:17,793 --> 00:26:19,229
[laughs]:
The General, yeah.
698
00:26:19,273 --> 00:26:20,579
-He's gone?
-Yeah.
699
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,232
What about the Lieutenants?
700
00:26:22,276 --> 00:26:24,408
The Lieutenants were unharmed.
He-- Dr. Belbin said
701
00:26:24,452 --> 00:26:26,106
that they weren't irregular,
but then the General
702
00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:29,544
got dishonorably discharged.
703
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,502
That's a twist-off.
704
00:26:31,546 --> 00:26:33,548
-Oh.
-I also don't think we need to be drinking, right?
705
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:36,812
You're on oxys
and I'm on doxycycline for...
706
00:26:36,856 --> 00:26:38,640
If I drank,
my appendix would explode.
707
00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:40,424
I did-- I, like,
walked in there to get--
708
00:26:40,468 --> 00:26:42,165
to be polite, so it's-- yeah.
709
00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:43,645
This feels...
710
00:26:43,689 --> 00:26:45,342
We'll just leave that there.
711
00:26:45,386 --> 00:26:47,214
Uh...
712
00:26:48,563 --> 00:26:50,652
Uh... Dr. Belbin.
713
00:26:50,696 --> 00:26:53,524
-You... my doctor.
-[laughing]
714
00:26:53,568 --> 00:26:56,005
You, uh, used my name to get in?
715
00:26:56,049 --> 00:26:58,399
Yes.
716
00:26:58,442 --> 00:27:00,314
Just 'cause I know he's, like,
a dermatologist of the...
717
00:27:00,357 --> 00:27:01,881
stars.
718
00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:04,579
[laughing]:
This is so funny.
719
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,450
What an insane thing to say!
720
00:27:06,494 --> 00:27:07,669
I know.
721
00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:09,976
I only bring it up, 'cause, um,
722
00:27:10,019 --> 00:27:11,804
obviously we haven't, like,
723
00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:13,719
been in each other's lives
at all.
724
00:27:13,762 --> 00:27:16,025
And when I saw that you
725
00:27:16,069 --> 00:27:17,940
went there, it kind of, like,
726
00:27:17,984 --> 00:27:20,290
made me feel used.
727
00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:23,511
Is-is going to your doctor a...
728
00:27:23,554 --> 00:27:26,906
mean thing to do?
729
00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:30,518
It's not.
730
00:27:30,561 --> 00:27:32,651
-I think I'm reaching.
-[groans]
731
00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:36,089
As you are right now-- what are
you trying to achieve right now?
732
00:27:36,132 --> 00:27:38,308
I have to change...
733
00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:40,093
my bandage on my back,
and it's...
734
00:27:40,136 --> 00:27:42,095
hard to reach.
735
00:27:42,138 --> 00:27:44,967
Do you need a hand?
736
00:27:45,011 --> 00:27:47,056
Could you...?
737
00:27:49,798 --> 00:27:51,931
That's a yes?
738
00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:53,715
Oh, okay.
739
00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:55,848
-Okay.
-Here we go.
740
00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:57,545
Wash your hands
so that it doesn't get
741
00:27:57,588 --> 00:27:59,199
sour cream and onion-y.
742
00:27:59,242 --> 00:28:01,984
I'll go here,
then you go on this part.
743
00:28:02,028 --> 00:28:03,638
-Okay.
-[Ally laughing]
744
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,684
[winces]
745
00:28:06,989 --> 00:28:09,383
-Okay.
-Oh.
746
00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:12,734
Why, why are you being weird?
747
00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:15,171
Just your breasts are exposed.
748
00:28:15,215 --> 00:28:17,957
Oh... [sputters]
Are you serious?!
749
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,524
You've seen these
a million times!
750
00:28:20,568 --> 00:28:23,223
I know, I just don't know
if I should...
751
00:28:23,266 --> 00:28:24,746
Just don't look at them.
752
00:28:24,790 --> 00:28:26,052
-I won't look at them.
-Don't look at them.
753
00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:27,575
-I'm a pro.
-You got...
754
00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:29,185
Here I come. What breasts?
755
00:28:29,229 --> 00:28:30,534
-[laughs]
-No problem.
756
00:28:30,578 --> 00:28:32,188
Okay, now you dress the wound.
757
00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:34,364
Put this wound in a tux.
758
00:28:34,408 --> 00:28:35,365
[Ally laughs]
759
00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:36,889
Okay.
760
00:28:36,932 --> 00:28:38,325
Uh, can I just pull
your hair back?
761
00:28:38,368 --> 00:28:40,153
-Mm-hmm.
-Okay.
762
00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:43,025
Go for it.
763
00:28:43,069 --> 00:28:44,853
It's blonde.
764
00:28:44,897 --> 00:28:46,507
Mm-hmm.
765
00:28:46,550 --> 00:28:48,422
That's cool.
766
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,295
I miss the General.
767
00:28:52,339 --> 00:28:53,732
Does this, does this hurt?
768
00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:56,212
No, nothing hurts anymore.
769
00:28:56,256 --> 00:28:58,214
Hmm.
770
00:28:58,258 --> 00:29:01,043
Now you dab it with
the cotton ball, make it nice.
771
00:29:01,087 --> 00:29:04,003
-This okay?
-Mm-hmm.
772
00:29:07,397 --> 00:29:09,399
I'm still sad at you,
773
00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:11,010
you know?
774
00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:14,927
I know.
775
00:29:17,364 --> 00:29:19,801
I...
776
00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:21,281
[gulps]
777
00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:22,804
[Dave groans]
778
00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:24,806
[gurgling]
779
00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:26,895
-[retches]
-[Ally gasps]
780
00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:30,594
Oh, fuck. [grunts]
781
00:29:30,638 --> 00:29:32,596
What was that?
782
00:29:34,294 --> 00:29:36,557
Vomit.
783
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,864
It's vomit?
784
00:29:38,907 --> 00:29:41,083
Just a little bit
'cause I'm on doxycycline
785
00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:42,693
now for my skin.
If you don't take food...
786
00:29:42,737 --> 00:29:44,565
Is it in my wound, Dave?
787
00:29:46,741 --> 00:29:47,568
In it?
788
00:29:47,611 --> 00:29:49,570
Uh... yeah.
789
00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:51,137
-♪ Hi, I'm Dave, hi, I'm Dave♪
-♪ I'm Lil Dicky♪
790
00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:52,878
-♪ Who's Dave?♪
-♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪
791
00:29:52,921 --> 00:29:56,011
♪ Hi, hello, I'm Dave♪
792
00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:58,231
♪ You might know me
as Lil Dicky♪
793
00:29:58,274 --> 00:30:00,711
♪ But there's
a lot more to me♪
794
00:30:00,755 --> 00:30:02,626
-♪ Don't you wanna know
who I am?♪ -♪ Not really♪
795
00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:04,454
♪ Do you wanna meet
the guy behind the guy?♪
796
00:30:04,498 --> 00:30:05,804
♪ Do you wanna know what
the industry's like?♪
797
00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:07,457
♪ What a strange life I have♪
798
00:30:07,501 --> 00:30:08,894
♪ Got me trippin'
like whoa, whoa, whoa♪
799
00:30:08,937 --> 00:30:10,765
♪ Dave, you're a rapper?
Oh, no♪
800
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,767
♪ Bowel movements lookin'
like Dippin' Dots♪
801
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,813
♪ Probably 'cause I don't eat
fruits and vegetables♪
802
00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:16,510
♪ Approached by aggressive
white men on the regular♪
803
00:30:16,553 --> 00:30:18,381
♪ I gotta record
with a neck pillow on my neck♪
804
00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:20,079
♪ 'Cause the ergonomics
of my desk ain't right♪
805
00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:21,210
♪ My nose gets stuffed
every night♪
806
00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:23,125
♪ I'm fidgety♪
807
00:30:23,169 --> 00:30:24,605
♪ I'm fidgety, I twitch♪
808
00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:26,476
♪ I'm fidgety♪
809
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,522
-♪ I'm v neurotic♪
-♪ Whoa, whoa♪
810
00:30:28,565 --> 00:30:31,786
♪ Yes, I know that I'm a rapper
at the end of the day♪
811
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,093
♪ But I think it's time
you knew me♪
812
00:30:34,136 --> 00:30:37,052
♪ By my government name,
hi, I'm Dave♪
813
00:30:37,096 --> 00:30:39,054
-♪ I'm Lil Dicky♪
-♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪
814
00:30:39,098 --> 00:30:41,056
-♪ Who's Dave?♪
-♪ Hi, I'm Dave.♪
815
00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:51,762
You don't want
to be like me, okay?
816
00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:53,199
[ALL LAUGHING]
817
00:30:53,242 --> 00:30:54,330
[SCREECHING SOFTLY]
818
00:30:57,943 --> 00:30:59,118
Yeah, we do.
819
00:30:59,161 --> 00:31:00,728
[SCREAMS]
820
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:02,643
No, you don't.
821
00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:06,516
[SHOP BELL RINGS]
822
00:31:09,650 --> 00:31:10,651
Do you love what you do?
823
00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:13,436
Eh.[GROANS]
824
00:31:17,963 --> 00:31:19,747
So you've got to ask yourself,
"Why am I doing it?"
825
00:31:21,053 --> 00:31:22,097
Cut the crap, princess.
826
00:31:22,141 --> 00:31:23,446
Or what?
You're gonna shoot me?
827
00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:24,752
Fine!Fine.
828
00:31:25,753 --> 00:31:26,885
Love you, Britt!
829
00:31:27,407 --> 00:31:28,451
[SIGHS]
830
00:31:28,501 --> 00:31:33,051
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