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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,687 --> 00:00:20,374 Look, boss. De plane! De plane! 2 00:01:38,075 --> 00:01:39,314 Coconut salad. 3 00:01:39,630 --> 00:01:41,316 Puree of coconut. 4 00:01:41,692 --> 00:01:43,110 Coconut soup. 5 00:01:43,368 --> 00:01:44,900 Mixed coconut. 6 00:01:44,942 --> 00:01:47,299 And prime coconut roast. 7 00:01:47,367 --> 00:01:49,768 Hey, boss, you forgot something. 8 00:01:50,473 --> 00:01:52,303 You forgetting the dessert. 9 00:01:52,711 --> 00:01:54,922 Oh, I hate coconuts! 10 00:01:54,922 --> 00:01:57,451 I can't stand coconuts! 11 00:01:57,678 --> 00:01:59,483 We've been on this island for months. 12 00:01:59,525 --> 00:02:02,497 And it hasn't got anything on it but a coconut tree! 13 00:02:02,711 --> 00:02:06,213 I'll go nuts if I'm on this place another minute! 14 00:02:06,453 --> 00:02:07,558 Hey, boss. 15 00:02:07,721 --> 00:02:09,435 It's a minute already. 16 00:02:09,723 --> 00:02:10,919 It is? 17 00:02:28,542 --> 00:02:31,194 Look, Daffy! Two ships! Two ships! 18 00:02:31,236 --> 00:02:33,949 We are saved! We are saved! 19 00:02:34,281 --> 00:02:36,583 Two sheeps? Two sheeps? 20 00:02:38,378 --> 00:02:41,046 Goody! Goody! Goody! Now we can have lamb chops. 21 00:02:43,349 --> 00:02:45,416 Oh, boy! Leg of lamb! 22 00:02:48,012 --> 00:02:49,835 No, it's ships! It's ships! 23 00:02:49,877 --> 00:02:52,387 You know, ships, like on the water! Ships! 24 00:02:59,106 --> 00:03:00,706 We're saved! We're saved! 25 00:03:00,708 --> 00:03:03,108 - Ship ahoy! - Ā”Arriba, arriba! 26 00:03:03,110 --> 00:03:05,110 Hey, ships! Here we are! Here we are! 27 00:03:07,648 --> 00:03:09,648 Ships ahoy there! Over here! 28 00:03:10,108 --> 00:03:12,198 Look! Over here on the beach. 29 00:03:13,787 --> 00:03:16,794 Ship ahoy! 30 00:03:17,058 --> 00:03:18,624 Surrender! 31 00:03:18,659 --> 00:03:21,471 Ahoy there! 32 00:03:21,562 --> 00:03:22,961 Surrender, rabbit! 33 00:03:22,963 --> 00:03:26,651 I've got you outnumbered one to one! 34 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:29,723 Surrender? Never heard of the word. 35 00:03:29,765 --> 00:03:32,310 So you'll have to try and take the ship. 36 00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:39,060 Now, he should now better than that. 37 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:54,893 Blast you, rabbit! 38 00:03:54,895 --> 00:03:57,181 Two can play that game. 39 00:03:59,033 --> 00:04:02,338 Look this way, on the beach! Ahoy! Ahoy! 40 00:04:02,503 --> 00:04:04,628 What's the matter with you guys... you are blind? 41 00:04:04,670 --> 00:04:06,095 This way! 42 00:04:27,578 --> 00:04:28,660 Ahoy there! 43 00:04:28,662 --> 00:04:30,062 Come on, you guys, 44 00:04:30,064 --> 00:04:32,292 stop horsing around and rescue us! 45 00:04:32,466 --> 00:04:35,033 Prepare to defend yourself, rabbit, 46 00:04:35,035 --> 00:04:37,164 'cause I'm a-boarding your ship. 47 00:04:37,271 --> 00:04:39,371 Charge! 48 00:04:41,675 --> 00:04:44,947 Retreat! 49 00:04:48,949 --> 00:04:51,049 S-E-S! S-E-S! 50 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:53,090 That's S-O-S, you jerk! 51 00:04:53,425 --> 00:04:57,668 Okay, S-O-S, whatever. S-O-S! S-O-S! 52 00:05:04,167 --> 00:05:06,832 Avast, you bad-tempered, snuggle-toothed varmint! 53 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:09,540 Get on deck and load this cannon! 54 00:05:16,109 --> 00:05:19,220 Cut out the Army talk. We're in the Navy. 55 00:05:34,094 --> 00:05:37,147 Set her down. Set her down here. 56 00:05:38,832 --> 00:05:41,233 I'll shiver his timbers, 57 00:05:41,235 --> 00:05:45,291 and I'll batten his hatch, and keelhaul his scuppers. 58 00:05:49,877 --> 00:05:52,622 Now, you long-eared critter, 59 00:05:52,746 --> 00:05:54,674 I'm a-gonna make you pay... 60 00:05:55,182 --> 00:05:56,581 Oh, no! 61 00:06:00,947 --> 00:06:02,554 You doggone idiot galoot! 62 00:06:02,556 --> 00:06:05,157 You'll blow the ship to smithereenies. 63 00:06:05,207 --> 00:06:07,292 And if you does that once more, 64 00:06:07,294 --> 00:06:09,645 I ain't a-going after it. 65 00:06:18,505 --> 00:06:19,910 Oh, no! 66 00:06:22,910 --> 00:06:24,309 Hey, look, boss. 67 00:06:24,311 --> 00:06:28,045 - One ship, she blow his top. - It's a fallout! Scram! 68 00:06:31,335 --> 00:06:33,967 Gotta watch yourself. You're liable to get squashed. 69 00:06:34,621 --> 00:06:35,950 Holy frijoles. 70 00:06:36,607 --> 00:06:38,051 You squashed, boss? 71 00:06:38,725 --> 00:06:40,725 Methinks I've found a map. 72 00:06:40,727 --> 00:06:42,007 It's a treasure map. 73 00:06:42,961 --> 00:06:44,996 Oh, dame fortune slugged me. 74 00:06:44,998 --> 00:06:46,263 I'm rich! 75 00:06:48,259 --> 00:06:49,267 I'm wealthy! 76 00:06:50,454 --> 00:06:52,470 I'm fabulously well heeled. 77 00:06:53,198 --> 00:06:55,022 I'm comfortably well off. 78 00:06:55,730 --> 00:06:57,045 No more coconuts. 79 00:06:57,336 --> 00:07:00,611 Mrs. Mallard's little boy is now a rich duck. 80 00:07:01,632 --> 00:07:03,959 I'll make a wonderful capitalist. 81 00:07:04,001 --> 00:07:06,373 Oh, boy. Boss, we going to find treasure? 82 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:08,146 We are gonna find that treasure... 83 00:07:08,188 --> 00:07:10,755 ...if you've got to dig up this whole island. 84 00:07:10,757 --> 00:07:11,990 Let's get started. 85 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:15,321 How come I always get stuck on the end of the shovel... 86 00:07:15,324 --> 00:07:17,055 ...and don't got no gold on it? 87 00:07:22,836 --> 00:07:24,596 Rackin'-frackin' rabbit. 88 00:07:24,638 --> 00:07:25,906 I'd like to stretch him... 89 00:07:25,948 --> 00:07:28,521 ...on a rackin'-brackin'- frackin' rack. 90 00:07:29,142 --> 00:07:31,643 Row faster, you snuggle-toothed varmint, 91 00:07:31,645 --> 00:07:34,821 or I'll batten down your barnacles. 92 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:41,868 Slow down, you swab! You're going to capsize us! 93 00:07:41,872 --> 00:07:44,907 Slow down! Slow down! Slow down! 94 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:54,933 Oh, just for that, 95 00:07:54,935 --> 00:07:57,231 I'm a-gonna slice your hawser. 96 00:08:04,211 --> 00:08:07,509 Great thunderation! My treasure map's gone! 97 00:08:07,551 --> 00:08:10,805 Some sneakin' swab's run off with my treasure map. 98 00:08:10,847 --> 00:08:13,468 Oh, I'll keelhaul the swab that done it. 99 00:08:13,510 --> 00:08:15,270 Oh, what be this? 100 00:08:16,345 --> 00:08:19,812 Looks like the one who's done it is wearing black feathers. 101 00:08:19,854 --> 00:08:22,068 Come on, you mangy wharf rat. 102 00:08:22,629 --> 00:08:24,296 I got me a clue. 103 00:08:24,322 --> 00:08:25,574 Let's see, now. 104 00:08:25,699 --> 00:08:28,579 This map says turn left at the swamp. 105 00:08:28,735 --> 00:08:30,302 I don't see any swamp. 106 00:08:30,741 --> 00:08:32,663 Perhaps this sign will help. 107 00:08:33,308 --> 00:08:36,032 "Danger... quick... sand... 108 00:08:36,143 --> 00:08:37,782 ...swamp"! 109 00:08:45,798 --> 00:08:48,512 Well, don't just stand there. Turn left! 110 00:08:55,184 --> 00:08:58,869 There's feather-bearing critters in Thar. Now, get in there... 111 00:08:58,910 --> 00:09:02,310 ...and see if those critters are wearing black feathers. 112 00:09:14,973 --> 00:09:16,872 Oh, you stupid swab. 113 00:09:16,914 --> 00:09:18,748 There ain't no black feather among them, 114 00:09:18,790 --> 00:09:20,911 and you may lay to that. 115 00:09:22,969 --> 00:09:24,189 I keeps telling you, 116 00:09:24,191 --> 00:09:26,191 cut out that Army talk. 117 00:09:26,193 --> 00:09:28,195 We're in the Navy. 118 00:09:33,528 --> 00:09:34,599 According to this map, 119 00:09:35,050 --> 00:09:38,488 the treasure's got to be buried somewhere among these rocks. 120 00:09:38,805 --> 00:09:40,817 - These rocks? - You can't miss it. 121 00:09:40,859 --> 00:09:43,358 There's a big black "X" marking the spot. 122 00:09:43,363 --> 00:09:44,561 I find him. 123 00:09:45,563 --> 00:09:47,708 Ā”Arriba, arriba! Ā”Andale, Andale! 124 00:09:48,831 --> 00:09:51,995 I don't see no cross, boss, only a beat-up old well. 125 00:09:52,085 --> 00:09:54,219 The last thing in the world this little duck needs... 126 00:09:54,221 --> 00:09:55,587 ...is a stupid well. 127 00:09:55,589 --> 00:09:58,223 I'm not thirsty, I'm hungry. 128 00:09:58,225 --> 00:10:00,683 Me, too, boss. I wish I had some cheese. 129 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:04,314 I am the spirit of the wishing well. 130 00:10:04,486 --> 00:10:07,175 I do my best to please. 131 00:10:07,188 --> 00:10:09,518 The wish you made I grant you, 132 00:10:09,536 --> 00:10:12,250 so here's a hunk of cheese. 133 00:10:15,659 --> 00:10:19,032 Hey, that spirit from the well he give pretty good service. 134 00:10:19,074 --> 00:10:20,812 Stand aside, rodent. 135 00:10:20,814 --> 00:10:22,213 Let me at that well. 136 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,415 Listen, well, 137 00:10:23,417 --> 00:10:26,204 if you can whomp up a piece of cheese for a mouse, 138 00:10:26,246 --> 00:10:28,281 surely you can turn me into a Super Duck... 139 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:30,923 ...So I can fly off this stupid island. 140 00:10:31,205 --> 00:10:34,206 Your fondest wish, your fondest dream, 141 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:37,838 I'll make you Superduck supreme. 142 00:10:41,206 --> 00:10:44,263 This strange being from another planet is... 143 00:10:44,305 --> 00:10:46,302 ...faster than a bullet, 144 00:10:47,462 --> 00:10:50,398 more powerful than a speeding locomotive, 145 00:10:51,112 --> 00:10:54,074 able to leap the tallest buildings. 146 00:11:02,524 --> 00:11:04,524 Disguised as Cluck Trent, 147 00:11:04,526 --> 00:11:08,090 a mild-mannered reporter on a metropolitan newspaper, 148 00:11:08,132 --> 00:11:10,875 Stupor Duck fights an endless battle... 149 00:11:10,917 --> 00:11:12,732 ...against the forces of... 150 00:11:12,734 --> 00:11:14,129 ...evil. 151 00:11:17,939 --> 00:11:19,339 You call that Super Duck? 152 00:11:19,794 --> 00:11:21,441 You made me a stupid duck. 153 00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:24,377 Patience is a virtue. 154 00:11:24,464 --> 00:11:26,612 Patience brings good luck. 155 00:11:26,614 --> 00:11:29,215 It is seldom found in humans... 156 00:11:29,217 --> 00:11:31,603 ...and never in a duck. 157 00:11:41,863 --> 00:11:44,860 You cannot stop me, Mr. newspaper editor. 158 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:46,933 I blow up everything! 159 00:11:46,935 --> 00:11:49,278 Boom! Powee! Zap! Kaboom! 160 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,079 All over country... 161 00:11:51,121 --> 00:11:54,741 Buildings, bridges, power plants, trains, ships! 162 00:11:54,743 --> 00:11:58,177 Everywhere, ruin and destruction! 163 00:11:58,528 --> 00:12:01,014 Then I, Aardvark Ratnick, 164 00:12:01,016 --> 00:12:02,782 will be supreme! 165 00:12:05,353 --> 00:12:06,953 Blow up buildings? 166 00:12:06,955 --> 00:12:09,395 Bridges? Sink ships? 167 00:12:09,591 --> 00:12:13,192 Say, I believe this Aardvark Ratnick fellow... 168 00:12:13,194 --> 00:12:16,429 ...is in league with the forces of evil. 169 00:12:16,489 --> 00:12:19,432 This looks like a job for Stupor Duck. 170 00:12:19,694 --> 00:12:21,701 Now to the broom closet to change... 171 00:12:21,703 --> 00:12:25,304 ...from the guise of a mild-mannered newspaper reporter to that... 172 00:12:25,306 --> 00:12:27,285 ...of Stupor Duck. 173 00:12:33,948 --> 00:12:35,411 Wrong costume. 174 00:12:45,727 --> 00:12:48,227 ...and I, Aardvark Ratnick, 175 00:12:48,229 --> 00:12:50,296 will rule the world! 176 00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,064 I don't know why I... 177 00:12:55,595 --> 00:12:58,103 ...watch these corny soap operas. 178 00:12:58,308 --> 00:13:00,890 Where is he? Where's the cowardly little sneak? 179 00:13:01,609 --> 00:13:03,438 Escaped out the window, eh? 180 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,078 Stand aside! 181 00:13:05,513 --> 00:13:09,161 This is a job for Stupor Duck! 182 00:13:19,211 --> 00:13:22,128 I mean, wouldn't you think they could find some other place... 183 00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:23,849 ...to put a building? 184 00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:30,470 That building down there! 185 00:13:30,472 --> 00:13:32,102 Is blowing up! 186 00:13:34,393 --> 00:13:37,903 The evil work of Aardvark Ratnick. 187 00:13:37,938 --> 00:13:39,643 This is a job for... 188 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:42,075 ...Stupor Duck! 189 00:14:01,569 --> 00:14:03,927 Oh, no thanks are necessary, my good man. 190 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:06,095 I was just doing my duty. 191 00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:09,187 Then the lights went out... 192 00:14:09,229 --> 00:14:11,226 ...all over the world. 193 00:14:11,346 --> 00:14:13,638 You call yourself a wishing well? 194 00:14:14,916 --> 00:14:16,315 There, in the ocean. 195 00:14:16,317 --> 00:14:17,841 A ship's sinking. 196 00:14:20,155 --> 00:14:23,523 Thank goodness I'm in time to show Aardvark Ratnick... 197 00:14:23,565 --> 00:14:25,183 ...he's no match for... 198 00:14:25,784 --> 00:14:27,877 ...Stupor Duck! 199 00:14:35,097 --> 00:14:37,113 All right, Ratnick, 200 00:14:37,155 --> 00:14:40,087 let's see you try that again. 201 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:43,250 - Fire one. - One away, sir. 202 00:14:51,352 --> 00:14:52,809 Mother. 203 00:14:57,425 --> 00:15:00,349 That Ratnick's a slippery one, all right. 204 00:15:00,391 --> 00:15:03,018 But not quite slippery enough. 205 00:15:03,897 --> 00:15:07,367 Planting dynamite at the base of that railroad trestle. 206 00:15:07,409 --> 00:15:10,982 The work of that rat Ratnick, or I don't know my rats. 207 00:15:17,095 --> 00:15:18,749 This is a job for... 208 00:15:20,042 --> 00:15:23,165 ...Stupor Duck! 209 00:15:41,947 --> 00:15:45,868 I'll just relieve you of that, if you don't mind. 210 00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:50,076 Shucks. I almost had him that time. 211 00:15:50,319 --> 00:15:52,860 But just let him make one false move, 212 00:15:52,902 --> 00:15:54,133 and I'll... 213 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:00,709 This is a job for... 214 00:16:01,205 --> 00:16:02,421 You know who. 215 00:16:02,423 --> 00:16:03,823 All right, Ratnick, 216 00:16:03,825 --> 00:16:06,002 you better make your first shot a good one, 217 00:16:06,044 --> 00:16:09,459 'cause I'm coming down there and shove that oversized cannon cracker... 218 00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:12,309 ...right down your throat! 219 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,578 Up there in the sky! 220 00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:26,864 It's a bird. 221 00:16:26,906 --> 00:16:28,028 It's a plane. 222 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,703 - It's Stupor Duck! - It's Stupor Duck! 223 00:16:53,189 --> 00:16:54,723 Stupid well. 224 00:16:57,111 --> 00:16:59,262 Listen, you at the bottom of the well. 225 00:16:59,304 --> 00:17:02,030 As long as this island is my last resort, 226 00:17:02,072 --> 00:17:03,983 make it a nice resort. 227 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:07,586 Your uncouth words have reached my ears. 228 00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:09,588 I reluctantly comply. 229 00:17:09,943 --> 00:17:11,590 This shabby little island... 230 00:17:11,592 --> 00:17:14,658 ...I shall transmogrify. 231 00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:17,696 Look, boss, a mackerel is happening. 232 00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:20,122 - You mean a miracle. - Si. 233 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,103 Holy frijole! Look at this! 234 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,626 It's all here, just like I wished it. 235 00:17:41,668 --> 00:17:43,148 Even better! 236 00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:48,388 There must be a way for a duck to make a buck... 237 00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:49,977 ...in a place like this. 238 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,265 Hey, you got a new suit. 239 00:17:53,267 --> 00:17:54,645 A zoot suit. 240 00:17:54,669 --> 00:17:57,803 Your suit looks nice, too. Who's your tailor? 241 00:17:57,821 --> 00:17:59,612 By George, I've got it! 242 00:17:59,654 --> 00:18:01,908 When word of this wishing well gets around, 243 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:04,491 will have people pouring in to have their wishes come true... 244 00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:06,837 ...at 500 bucks a wish. 245 00:18:06,881 --> 00:18:09,052 Here. Get rid of this map. 246 00:18:09,094 --> 00:18:12,047 Now that we've found the treasure, who needs it anymore? 247 00:18:12,089 --> 00:18:14,220 Hearken closely to these words. 248 00:18:14,222 --> 00:18:16,796 This secret I must tell. 249 00:18:16,838 --> 00:18:18,991 Only he who owns the map... 250 00:18:19,184 --> 00:18:21,527 ...is possessor of the well. 251 00:18:21,529 --> 00:18:24,843 Get your filthy hands off that map, you little sneak. 252 00:18:24,932 --> 00:18:26,138 It's mine, do you hear? 253 00:18:26,142 --> 00:18:28,743 Mine! Mine! Mine! And so is the whole island! 254 00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:31,757 Hey, what you gonna call this place, boss? 255 00:18:32,106 --> 00:18:33,191 What else but... 256 00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:36,491 ...Daffy Duck's Fantastic Island! 257 00:18:48,022 --> 00:18:50,565 Look, boss! De plane! De plane! 258 00:18:50,591 --> 00:18:51,885 Where? over there? 259 00:18:52,091 --> 00:18:54,253 - Si. - I see. 260 00:18:55,062 --> 00:18:57,329 There it is. The first of many. 261 00:18:57,331 --> 00:19:00,330 Shall we hasten to the dock and greet our guests? 262 00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:01,934 Si, let's do that. 263 00:19:02,296 --> 00:19:04,635 Ā”Arriba, arriba! Ā”Andale pronto! 264 00:19:10,611 --> 00:19:12,848 As the host of Fantastic Island, 265 00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:15,130 let me be the first to extend... 266 00:19:15,172 --> 00:19:18,183 ...the hand of hospitality... 267 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:19,612 ...and bid you... 268 00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:26,201 Sheesh! 269 00:19:29,839 --> 00:19:32,043 $500 for a penny, folks, 270 00:19:32,085 --> 00:19:33,909 and cheap at the price. 271 00:19:33,951 --> 00:19:37,329 Yes, sir, ladies and gents, 500 big ones... 272 00:19:37,371 --> 00:19:40,048 ...will get you a single, solitary penny. 273 00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:41,551 Plunk it into the well... 274 00:19:41,593 --> 00:19:44,346 ...and watch your fondest dreams come true. 275 00:19:44,388 --> 00:19:47,047 Boy, my boss, he plenty smart in the cabeza. 276 00:19:47,047 --> 00:19:47,776 You bet. 277 00:19:47,818 --> 00:19:50,681 Don't shove, folks. There's enough pennies for everybody. 278 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,852 Have your 500 bucks in your hands to save time. 279 00:19:53,894 --> 00:19:55,029 How many, lady? 280 00:19:56,491 --> 00:19:58,390 Just one, please. 281 00:19:58,772 --> 00:20:00,440 The 500 first, lady. 282 00:20:00,482 --> 00:20:02,235 Oh, dearie me. Of course. 283 00:20:02,238 --> 00:20:05,043 I'm so absent-minded. 284 00:20:06,634 --> 00:20:08,267 There you are, sister. 285 00:20:08,336 --> 00:20:09,635 Oh, my gracious. 286 00:20:09,637 --> 00:20:11,658 I'm all of a twitter. 287 00:20:13,831 --> 00:20:17,091 - Hello, well. - Hi. 288 00:20:17,845 --> 00:20:20,479 Go ahead. Toss your stupid penny in the well... 289 00:20:20,481 --> 00:20:21,881 ...and make a stupid wish. 290 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:25,318 Well... here goes. 291 00:20:27,088 --> 00:20:28,925 I guess I've always wanted... 292 00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,981 ...to minister to the sufferings of humanity. 293 00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:35,145 I wish I was a nurse. 294 00:20:35,187 --> 00:20:37,630 Your wish shall be granted. 295 00:20:37,632 --> 00:20:40,407 Gaze into me and see. 296 00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:43,669 The next time that you see yourself, 297 00:20:43,671 --> 00:20:46,438 a nurse is what you'll be. 298 00:20:52,955 --> 00:20:55,014 Oh, dear. I'm so impatient... 299 00:20:55,016 --> 00:20:57,543 ...to get to my first patient. 300 00:21:02,131 --> 00:21:03,676 I tawt... I taw... 301 00:21:03,718 --> 00:21:05,242 ...a puttytat. 302 00:21:26,948 --> 00:21:29,286 Great day in the morning! 303 00:21:29,328 --> 00:21:30,349 Instead of one, 304 00:21:30,351 --> 00:21:33,125 it looks like I'm gonna get three. 305 00:21:42,597 --> 00:21:44,758 Bad old puttytat. 306 00:21:44,865 --> 00:21:46,383 Good morning! 307 00:21:46,425 --> 00:21:48,267 And how are my patients today? 308 00:21:48,269 --> 00:21:51,470 And how's the doggie's limb this morning? 309 00:21:52,707 --> 00:21:55,396 Oh, still tender, eh? 310 00:21:55,396 --> 00:21:57,109 Well, maybe that will teach you to stop... 311 00:21:57,111 --> 00:21:58,711 ...chasing the pussycat. 312 00:21:58,944 --> 00:22:00,312 And how's the... 313 00:22:01,107 --> 00:22:02,705 ...pussyfoot today? 314 00:22:03,851 --> 00:22:05,184 Still sensitive? 315 00:22:05,186 --> 00:22:08,120 Well, maybe now you'll leave that little birdie alone. 316 00:22:08,122 --> 00:22:11,087 I hope this teaches both of you a lesson. 317 00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:14,661 Oh, the poor little tweety bird. 318 00:22:14,703 --> 00:22:17,794 Let's make you a little more comfortable. 319 00:22:18,382 --> 00:22:21,218 Now, you be good boys and get some rest. 320 00:22:24,374 --> 00:22:25,660 I don't like the look... 321 00:22:25,701 --> 00:22:27,539 ...in that puttytat's eyes. 322 00:22:32,847 --> 00:22:35,550 Ahh, shut up! 323 00:22:39,268 --> 00:22:40,996 What's going on in there? 324 00:22:47,561 --> 00:22:50,681 My, I must be hearing things. 325 00:22:57,882 --> 00:22:59,534 Didn't I tell you to shut... 326 00:23:04,003 --> 00:23:07,263 My, my. You must be in terrible pain. 327 00:23:09,050 --> 00:23:10,679 We'll just get you back into bed... 328 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,059 ...and give you something to make you sleep. 329 00:23:16,557 --> 00:23:19,778 There, now. It'll be more quiet on this side of the room, 330 00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:23,140 and those pills will put you to sleep in a few minutes. 331 00:23:46,821 --> 00:23:48,840 Where did that puttytat go? 332 00:23:48,882 --> 00:23:50,676 He nowhere around. 333 00:23:50,718 --> 00:23:52,177 I better peek in and see... 334 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:54,643 ...how little tweety bird is doing. 335 00:24:23,758 --> 00:24:25,968 Bad old puttytat. 336 00:24:29,764 --> 00:24:31,463 Okay, buster, 337 00:24:31,465 --> 00:24:33,105 you asked for it. 338 00:24:56,373 --> 00:24:58,365 You two at it again? 339 00:24:58,407 --> 00:25:00,959 I'll just have to strap you both in bed. 340 00:25:01,762 --> 00:25:03,849 Now stop sulking. 341 00:25:03,891 --> 00:25:06,673 Why don't you get a hobby like the pussycat? 342 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:16,311 When you two decide to behave, I'll unstrap you. 343 00:26:09,646 --> 00:26:11,986 I've got good news, boys. 344 00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:14,099 Your X-rays show nothing is wrong with you, 345 00:26:14,101 --> 00:26:15,968 and you're dismissed. 346 00:26:15,970 --> 00:26:17,939 Isn't that wonderful? 347 00:26:20,374 --> 00:26:23,157 Gee, it feels good to be out again. 348 00:26:43,998 --> 00:26:46,481 Que sera sera. 349 00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:53,005 You simply must stop playing in the street. 350 00:26:53,007 --> 00:26:55,280 You're running out of legs. 351 00:27:04,151 --> 00:27:05,550 There you are, sir. 352 00:27:05,552 --> 00:27:08,087 I'm gonna wish a cert... I say a certain rooster... 353 00:27:08,129 --> 00:27:10,088 ...into a lot of creative trouble. 354 00:27:10,090 --> 00:27:11,423 Trouble, that is. 355 00:27:11,425 --> 00:27:14,159 Wishin' well... I say, wishin' well, you listening? 356 00:27:14,161 --> 00:27:15,761 I hear you. 357 00:27:15,796 --> 00:27:17,162 State your wish. 358 00:27:17,164 --> 00:27:20,165 Drop in your penny or go fish. 359 00:27:20,419 --> 00:27:21,566 Here it is. 360 00:27:21,568 --> 00:27:24,970 There's this rooster I wants to put... I say put the kibosh on. 361 00:27:24,972 --> 00:27:28,320 Little fella, he's took over my chicken yard, 362 00:27:28,362 --> 00:27:29,935 cornered the market on hens, 363 00:27:29,977 --> 00:27:33,178 and made my life... I say, made my life... 364 00:27:33,180 --> 00:27:36,315 He gave me a complex... Inferior, that is. 365 00:27:36,496 --> 00:27:38,611 You want to drop that penny? 366 00:27:41,263 --> 00:27:43,922 I don't wish the boy any permanent harm, understand? 367 00:27:43,924 --> 00:27:45,284 I just want the cockiness... 368 00:27:45,326 --> 00:27:47,592 I say, the cockiness knocked out of him. 369 00:27:47,594 --> 00:27:50,195 I am here to grant your wish, 370 00:27:50,197 --> 00:27:52,297 the spirit of the well. 371 00:27:52,299 --> 00:27:54,333 I will knock the cockiness... 372 00:27:54,335 --> 00:27:56,468 ...out of that little cockerel. 373 00:28:01,308 --> 00:28:03,125 If that's who I think it is, 374 00:28:03,167 --> 00:28:05,146 there's a certain banty rooster... 375 00:28:05,187 --> 00:28:08,139 ...that's gonna get booted over the horizon. 376 00:28:12,086 --> 00:28:14,786 Get out and stay out! 377 00:28:17,358 --> 00:28:20,025 Man, you're the sickest. 378 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:22,997 Like, adios, my friend. 379 00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:28,033 Chicksville! 380 00:28:30,904 --> 00:28:34,118 Let's see if these chicks dig the beat. 381 00:28:34,508 --> 00:28:37,175 Gee Whiz Willigans Golly-gee 382 00:28:37,177 --> 00:28:38,636 I love a girl 383 00:28:38,678 --> 00:28:41,069 And she loves me 384 00:28:41,382 --> 00:28:44,983 Like, clue me the door, chicky. 385 00:28:53,394 --> 00:28:56,261 How about that? The pad's patrolled. 386 00:28:56,477 --> 00:28:58,569 With a real jazzy plan, 387 00:28:58,611 --> 00:29:01,986 I can, like, storm the gates. 388 00:29:03,810 --> 00:29:05,871 Dig this getup, man. 389 00:29:05,873 --> 00:29:07,367 It's the most. 390 00:29:10,010 --> 00:29:12,880 Sick, man. Sick. 391 00:29:15,082 --> 00:29:18,016 What in the Na... I say what in the name of Jesse James... 392 00:29:18,018 --> 00:29:19,744 ...do you suppose that is? 393 00:29:22,406 --> 00:29:26,266 Well, what do you know? A tiny foundling rooster. 394 00:29:26,427 --> 00:29:27,826 Why, he's as small... 395 00:29:27,828 --> 00:29:30,891 ...as the little end of nothing sharpened. 396 00:29:30,933 --> 00:29:33,474 Da... Da... Daddy-o. 397 00:29:33,884 --> 00:29:34,891 How about that? 398 00:29:34,933 --> 00:29:37,278 The little tyke thinks I'm his daddy. 399 00:29:38,172 --> 00:29:39,304 I always... 400 00:29:39,306 --> 00:29:41,818 I say, I always did want a son. 401 00:29:41,860 --> 00:29:43,350 Now I got one. 402 00:29:43,392 --> 00:29:45,321 Crazy, man. 403 00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:52,984 Yoo-hoo! I say, yoo-hoo! 404 00:29:53,084 --> 00:29:55,661 Where are you, Sonny boy? 405 00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:57,627 Oh, Sonny boy! 406 00:29:57,993 --> 00:30:00,081 Fake it. The fuzz. 407 00:30:03,197 --> 00:30:04,915 Well, what do you know? 408 00:30:04,957 --> 00:30:06,843 Asleep in the henhouse. 409 00:30:06,885 --> 00:30:09,073 Might as well let him sleep. 410 00:30:10,838 --> 00:30:13,563 Hey, what's that? 411 00:30:15,342 --> 00:30:16,826 You all right, son? 412 00:30:16,868 --> 00:30:18,343 I keep hearing the most... 413 00:30:18,345 --> 00:30:21,068 ...terrifying sounds in there. 414 00:30:36,830 --> 00:30:38,096 Next. 415 00:30:40,684 --> 00:30:42,027 Next. 416 00:30:42,390 --> 00:30:45,415 Man, you're a weirdo chick. 417 00:30:45,457 --> 00:30:46,505 Look, boy. 418 00:30:46,547 --> 00:30:49,175 I think there's some pictures you ought to see. 419 00:30:49,217 --> 00:30:52,936 Crazy, man. Ca-razy. 420 00:30:52,936 --> 00:30:56,312 Now, let me know when I come to something that interests you. 421 00:31:00,854 --> 00:31:02,087 Wild! 422 00:31:04,661 --> 00:31:06,158 Just like I thought. 423 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,697 He's wacky over females. 424 00:31:12,067 --> 00:31:13,940 Hey, wait a minute, boy. 425 00:31:13,982 --> 00:31:16,132 Don't bother with that cluck. 426 00:31:16,174 --> 00:31:19,129 How'd ya like to meet a real doll? 427 00:31:19,171 --> 00:31:21,706 Wild, man. Real wild. 428 00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:24,665 Okay, you stand in that circle, 429 00:31:24,707 --> 00:31:26,961 and I'll send her the message. 430 00:31:29,343 --> 00:31:32,629 Looks like one of that silly dog's booby traps. 431 00:32:00,782 --> 00:32:03,289 Hey, boy, here she comes now. 432 00:32:03,483 --> 00:32:05,350 Ain't she a angel? 433 00:32:05,352 --> 00:32:08,820 Like, link us, man. Link us. 434 00:32:08,822 --> 00:32:11,823 Then I pronounce you husband and... 435 00:32:11,825 --> 00:32:14,559 ...wife... or something. 436 00:32:14,561 --> 00:32:16,291 But I'm a rooster! 437 00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:18,311 Don't let it bug ya, man. 438 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:20,735 Like, we can't all be perfect. 439 00:32:20,777 --> 00:32:22,534 I've been... I say, I've been hornswoggled. 440 00:32:22,536 --> 00:32:25,737 That jibbery-talkin' rooster never got his comeuppance. 441 00:32:25,739 --> 00:32:27,939 I wa... I say, I wants my money back. 442 00:32:27,941 --> 00:32:30,112 Yes, sir! We're here to please. 443 00:32:30,154 --> 00:32:33,566 - Here's your penny, sir. - I'm no sucker. 444 00:32:34,367 --> 00:32:37,912 Somehow I think I've been hornswoggled again. 445 00:32:40,921 --> 00:32:42,520 Excuse moi, Monsieur. 446 00:32:42,522 --> 00:32:44,873 Is this the line for the wishing of the well? 447 00:32:45,009 --> 00:32:47,116 Out of my way! I can't breathe! 448 00:32:47,158 --> 00:32:48,502 One penny, please. 449 00:32:48,544 --> 00:32:50,788 I wish to make a wish into the well. 450 00:32:51,099 --> 00:32:53,302 Of course, sir. Here you are. 451 00:32:56,630 --> 00:32:57,800 Monsieur well, 452 00:32:57,842 --> 00:32:59,967 I wish to make the wish for a mademoiselle... 453 00:33:00,009 --> 00:33:02,314 ...whose beauty shall be so pure... 454 00:33:02,356 --> 00:33:04,851 ...as to rival all the beautiful works of art... 455 00:33:04,893 --> 00:33:06,572 ...in Le Louvre. 456 00:33:06,614 --> 00:33:08,332 That'll be one penny, please. 457 00:33:12,686 --> 00:33:14,686 I grant your wish to meet a girl... 458 00:33:14,688 --> 00:33:16,688 ...of beauty unsurpassed... 459 00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:19,824 ...which, when compared with works of art, 460 00:33:19,826 --> 00:33:22,791 will leave the Louvre outclassed. 461 00:33:32,673 --> 00:33:33,972 Le tweet 462 00:33:33,974 --> 00:33:35,707 Le Tweet tweet 463 00:33:35,709 --> 00:33:37,108 Le... 464 00:34:10,344 --> 00:34:12,711 Le purrr. 465 00:34:25,052 --> 00:34:27,158 Qu'il c'est bon, c'est bon 466 00:34:28,657 --> 00:34:31,724 Hey. Pennies from heaven. 467 00:34:34,662 --> 00:34:36,940 How impetuous can you get? 468 00:34:37,371 --> 00:34:40,638 Look, darling, perhaps I am old-fashioned, 469 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,664 but shouldn't we be introduced first? 470 00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:46,547 I am PepĆ© Le Pew. 471 00:34:46,646 --> 00:34:49,381 This is my first affair, 472 00:34:49,383 --> 00:34:52,048 so please be kind. 473 00:34:52,386 --> 00:34:55,082 I am shy, but... 474 00:34:55,789 --> 00:34:57,963 ...I am willing. 475 00:34:58,925 --> 00:35:01,885 I am playing it too cool, no? 476 00:35:29,724 --> 00:35:32,215 Where are you, my little Mona Lisa? 477 00:35:32,257 --> 00:35:34,929 I am looking to find you. 478 00:35:36,563 --> 00:35:37,962 I don't know why, bur... 479 00:35:37,964 --> 00:35:41,757 ...I don't really go for this modern sculpture. 480 00:35:48,175 --> 00:35:51,146 Where are you, my little object of art? 481 00:35:51,188 --> 00:35:53,511 I am going to collect you. 482 00:35:53,513 --> 00:35:54,775 Le pant. Le pant. 483 00:35:54,775 --> 00:35:55,783 Guess who? 484 00:35:55,825 --> 00:35:57,160 Le screech! 485 00:36:06,460 --> 00:36:07,992 Don't move, darling. 486 00:36:08,869 --> 00:36:10,195 I want to remember you... 487 00:36:10,197 --> 00:36:12,464 ...just as you are. 488 00:36:16,736 --> 00:36:18,603 Aw, shucks. 489 00:36:18,605 --> 00:36:20,250 You moved. 490 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,613 Ah, a trysting place for us. 491 00:36:28,615 --> 00:36:30,851 You clever, you. 492 00:36:31,266 --> 00:36:34,619 And very safe, eh, pigeon? 493 00:36:34,621 --> 00:36:37,023 Look, my little odorlisque, 494 00:36:37,065 --> 00:36:39,624 I will give up art for you. 495 00:36:39,626 --> 00:36:41,626 I am willing to settle down... 496 00:36:41,628 --> 00:36:43,761 ...and be a traveling salesman. 497 00:37:04,181 --> 00:37:06,050 I can tell you chaps one thing: 498 00:37:06,384 --> 00:37:08,987 It's not always easy to hold this smile. 499 00:37:10,631 --> 00:37:12,359 My cherry blossom, 500 00:37:12,401 --> 00:37:14,526 how I love the taste of your lips. 501 00:37:15,929 --> 00:37:18,147 Gather lipstick while you may... 502 00:37:18,189 --> 00:37:20,397 ...is what I always say. 503 00:37:26,262 --> 00:37:29,667 Look at that. A bunch of thievin' crows. 504 00:37:37,617 --> 00:37:41,185 You just know one of them varmints has stolen my map. 505 00:37:41,667 --> 00:37:45,455 Oh, the cow kicked Nellie In the belly in the barn 506 00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:48,557 Didn't do her any good Didn't do her any harm 507 00:37:48,598 --> 00:37:51,389 La-dee do-dee do-dee-do La-dee do-dee do-dee-do 508 00:37:51,431 --> 00:37:54,766 Didn't do her any good Didn't do her any harm 509 00:37:54,768 --> 00:37:57,368 All right, you mangy feather merchants, 510 00:37:57,370 --> 00:38:00,972 you're my prisoners, so cough up that map. 511 00:38:00,986 --> 00:38:02,707 Hey, look at that. 512 00:38:03,109 --> 00:38:05,758 What in tarnation we got here? 513 00:38:05,813 --> 00:38:09,168 Get on your feet, hombre. I'm a-gonna search you. 514 00:38:09,983 --> 00:38:12,750 I always say a man's got to do... 515 00:38:12,752 --> 00:38:15,043 ...what a man's got to do. 516 00:38:19,225 --> 00:38:20,966 Take over. 517 00:38:31,771 --> 00:38:33,721 Nope. They don't match. 518 00:38:33,740 --> 00:38:35,139 Come on, Devil. 519 00:38:35,141 --> 00:38:37,017 We got to keep lookin'. 520 00:38:40,046 --> 00:38:43,899 Great... day... in the mornin'. 521 00:38:46,064 --> 00:38:49,942 Hey! Ain't you even gonna apologize? 522 00:39:02,602 --> 00:39:03,768 Hi, dog. 523 00:39:03,770 --> 00:39:05,721 What's your wish? 524 00:39:06,986 --> 00:39:10,749 My buddy here wishes to be brave and strong like me. 525 00:39:11,211 --> 00:39:14,946 If that's his wish and yours alike, 526 00:39:14,948 --> 00:39:17,915 I'll make Chester brave and strong... 527 00:39:17,917 --> 00:39:19,317 ...like Spike. 528 00:39:55,355 --> 00:39:57,806 Hey, you want I should dig up some bones for ya? 529 00:39:57,848 --> 00:40:00,434 Anything you say, Spike, 'cause you and me is pals. 530 00:40:00,476 --> 00:40:01,974 That's right, eh, Spike? 531 00:40:02,395 --> 00:40:05,227 Hey, Spike, you wanna play ball? Eh, you wanna to play ball? 532 00:40:06,313 --> 00:40:09,229 Huh, Spike? You wanna, huh? Huh, Spike? You wanna? 533 00:40:09,232 --> 00:40:10,399 Nah. 534 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:13,907 Nah. You wouldn't like that, would you, Spike? 535 00:40:14,374 --> 00:40:16,669 Hey, Spike, how about we chase cars, huh? 536 00:40:16,711 --> 00:40:17,995 Is that sound like fun? 537 00:40:18,037 --> 00:40:19,653 Nah. 538 00:40:19,779 --> 00:40:22,334 Nah. That wouldn't be no fun. 539 00:40:22,715 --> 00:40:23,876 How about beatin' up a cat? 540 00:40:23,917 --> 00:40:26,576 Would you like that, Spike? Would you like that? Huh, Spike? 541 00:40:27,487 --> 00:40:30,722 Cat? You know where is it a cat? 542 00:40:31,649 --> 00:40:34,378 Yeah, sure, Spike. Sure, sure. I know where is it a cat. 543 00:40:36,262 --> 00:40:38,863 Oh, boy! We're gonna have fun beating up a cat, 544 00:40:38,865 --> 00:40:40,065 ...ain't we, Spike? 545 00:40:40,717 --> 00:40:42,667 Charleston, Charleston 546 00:40:42,669 --> 00:40:44,537 Made in Carolina 547 00:40:44,579 --> 00:40:46,738 Some dance, some prance 548 00:40:46,740 --> 00:40:48,690 I'll say There's nothin' finer than a 549 00:40:48,694 --> 00:40:50,545 Charleston Charleston 550 00:40:50,587 --> 00:40:52,610 Lord, how you can shuffle 551 00:40:52,612 --> 00:40:54,712 Every step you do Leads to somethin' new 552 00:40:54,714 --> 00:40:56,693 Man, I'm tellin' you It's a lot to do 553 00:40:56,735 --> 00:40:58,824 Pop dance, swing dance 554 00:40:58,866 --> 00:41:00,017 Moving back... 555 00:41:22,756 --> 00:41:25,152 Dat's a dirty, underhanded trick to do to you, Spike. 556 00:41:25,271 --> 00:41:27,781 I'll show that cat he can't do that to my pal. 557 00:41:27,914 --> 00:41:31,695 Nah. I'll take care of that cat myself. 558 00:41:31,737 --> 00:41:34,078 Go get 'im, Spike! Go get 'im! 559 00:41:34,337 --> 00:41:36,340 Spike is my hero. 560 00:41:38,925 --> 00:41:41,627 Okay, come out, cat. 561 00:41:41,669 --> 00:41:43,155 No use hidin'. 562 00:41:44,531 --> 00:41:46,006 Dere you are! 563 00:41:46,132 --> 00:41:47,532 Gotcha, ya dirty cat. 564 00:41:47,534 --> 00:41:49,415 Come out and take your medicine, 565 00:41:49,456 --> 00:41:52,123 or I'll pull your tail off by the roots. 566 00:41:56,776 --> 00:41:59,110 Come on! Come on! 567 00:42:04,551 --> 00:42:06,142 Why, you... 568 00:42:12,225 --> 00:42:16,824 I see your cowardly yellow eyes, and I'm a-comin' in after ya. 569 00:42:23,703 --> 00:42:24,787 C-cat... 570 00:42:24,829 --> 00:42:27,104 Big--big c-c-cat. 571 00:42:28,708 --> 00:42:30,107 C-c-cat... 572 00:42:30,109 --> 00:42:31,843 B-b-big... 573 00:42:31,845 --> 00:42:33,744 C-c-cat. 574 00:42:33,746 --> 00:42:34,979 Big... 575 00:42:34,981 --> 00:42:36,581 C-c-cat... 576 00:42:36,583 --> 00:42:38,583 G-g-giant cat. 577 00:42:38,585 --> 00:42:40,451 C-c--big, big... 578 00:42:40,453 --> 00:42:41,719 C-c-c... 579 00:42:41,721 --> 00:42:43,588 You're kiddin', Spike? 580 00:42:43,590 --> 00:42:46,069 You want I should take care of the cat for you, Spike? 581 00:42:46,139 --> 00:42:49,367 I'll give him a one-two, then a right, then a left. 582 00:42:49,729 --> 00:42:53,285 No, you don't. I'll show that cat a thing or two. 583 00:42:55,917 --> 00:42:57,609 Atta boy, Spike! Let him have it! Let him have it! 584 00:42:57,612 --> 00:42:59,319 Atta boy! Let him have it! 585 00:43:01,007 --> 00:43:02,673 Then a right, then a left! 586 00:43:12,485 --> 00:43:15,854 Spike? Spike? Say something. 587 00:43:15,896 --> 00:43:19,156 Look, it's your pal Chester. Please, Spike. 588 00:43:19,158 --> 00:43:21,395 Don't let him get me! Please don't! He's a killer! 589 00:43:21,437 --> 00:43:23,933 - Don't let him near me! - Spike! Spike! 590 00:43:23,975 --> 00:43:25,677 Get a hold of yourself! 591 00:43:26,165 --> 00:43:28,165 That cat's not so tough. 592 00:43:28,167 --> 00:43:29,987 I can take care of him myself. 593 00:43:30,029 --> 00:43:33,771 Yeah? Well, go ahead and get yourself killed. 594 00:43:37,977 --> 00:43:39,377 Just a minute, cat! 595 00:43:39,379 --> 00:43:41,445 Look, Spike, here he is. 596 00:43:42,256 --> 00:43:44,448 Let me take care of him for ya, Spike. 597 00:43:44,450 --> 00:43:46,960 This is for beating up my pal Spike. 598 00:43:53,593 --> 00:43:56,193 Look Spike, if I can lick him, you can. 599 00:43:56,195 --> 00:43:59,004 Because you're big and strong, and I'm puny. 600 00:43:59,046 --> 00:44:01,420 I got a job to do. 601 00:44:02,335 --> 00:44:04,924 Okay, cat, on your feet! 602 00:44:10,610 --> 00:44:13,344 The pussycat's gonna scratch me. 603 00:44:13,394 --> 00:44:17,081 Aw, go on, scratch me. Go ahead, scratch me. 604 00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:19,033 I dare ya to scratch me. 605 00:44:40,273 --> 00:44:41,405 Spike! Spike! 606 00:44:41,407 --> 00:44:44,008 You gotta go back in there. It's for your own good. 607 00:44:44,010 --> 00:44:45,970 No! No! He's mad! He's a killer! 608 00:44:46,012 --> 00:44:48,050 No! No! 609 00:45:11,270 --> 00:45:13,272 You and me is pals, ain't we, Chester? 610 00:45:13,313 --> 00:45:15,204 Huh, Chester? Yeah, Chester. 611 00:45:15,990 --> 00:45:18,409 You want I should dig up some bones for you? 612 00:45:18,411 --> 00:45:20,205 Huh, Chester? Huh, Ches? 613 00:45:20,597 --> 00:45:21,847 Nah. 614 00:45:22,949 --> 00:45:24,949 Hey, Chester, you're my hero... 615 00:45:24,951 --> 00:45:27,184 ...'cause you're so strong. 616 00:45:27,678 --> 00:45:30,092 Gee, are ya gonna make another wish? 617 00:45:30,095 --> 00:45:32,355 Are ya, huh? Huh, pal? 618 00:45:33,543 --> 00:45:34,558 Oh, good. 619 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,694 Here comes another anxious customer. 620 00:45:36,696 --> 00:45:39,697 I'd l-l-like to buy one of them pennies... 621 00:45:39,699 --> 00:45:41,606 ...to make a w-wish, please. 622 00:45:41,801 --> 00:45:42,857 There you are, sir. 623 00:45:42,899 --> 00:45:44,744 A simple penny to make a wish. 624 00:45:44,786 --> 00:45:48,022 And allow me to remove that cumbersome bundle of money. 625 00:45:51,310 --> 00:45:53,386 Hey, you're 50 cents short. 626 00:45:53,389 --> 00:45:55,081 I'm b-b-broke, 627 00:45:55,081 --> 00:45:57,754 but if this works, it'll be w-w-worth it. 628 00:46:01,788 --> 00:46:03,020 Hi, pal. 629 00:46:03,022 --> 00:46:06,754 I've always w-w-wanted to be a big-shot producer. 630 00:46:06,759 --> 00:46:09,849 You know, so's I could discover n-n-new talent... 631 00:46:09,891 --> 00:46:11,554 ...and give them a break. 632 00:46:11,564 --> 00:46:15,633 Discovering new talent for the world to see, 633 00:46:15,635 --> 00:46:19,821 a wondrous thing for a producer to be. 634 00:46:21,355 --> 00:46:23,474 I slayed 'em in Scranton. 635 00:46:23,476 --> 00:46:25,943 La-ra-ra ree ya 636 00:46:25,945 --> 00:46:27,692 La ra ra ra 637 00:46:27,734 --> 00:46:29,120 La ra ra 638 00:46:29,161 --> 00:46:31,326 I panicked 'em in Peoria! 639 00:46:31,368 --> 00:46:33,150 La ra ra 640 00:46:33,152 --> 00:46:36,420 La ra ra 641 00:46:36,422 --> 00:46:42,760 La ra ra-raah 642 00:46:42,762 --> 00:46:45,996 I killed 'em in Cucamonga. 643 00:46:45,998 --> 00:46:47,398 Thank you very much. 644 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,800 I may have a spot for you. 645 00:46:49,267 --> 00:46:50,434 Next, please. 646 00:47:10,601 --> 00:47:12,423 So I laid an egg. 647 00:47:18,998 --> 00:47:20,431 Wonder what's next. 648 00:47:20,433 --> 00:47:21,880 - I'm bingo. - I'm Frankie. 649 00:47:21,922 --> 00:47:23,212 I'm Al. 650 00:47:23,353 --> 00:47:24,380 Mammy, mammy 651 00:47:24,380 --> 00:47:26,545 It's my mammy I'm talking about Nobody else's mammy 652 00:47:26,587 --> 00:47:28,072 My mammy, I tell you 653 00:47:28,074 --> 00:47:30,513 Cut the hubbub, bub. 654 00:47:30,555 --> 00:47:32,543 Let's get this thing off the ground. 655 00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:34,145 Roger, pops. Take off. 656 00:47:34,147 --> 00:47:36,155 A-1, a-2, a-3. 657 00:47:37,183 --> 00:47:39,562 When April showers 658 00:47:40,153 --> 00:47:42,223 May come your way 659 00:47:42,555 --> 00:47:45,048 They bring the flowers 660 00:47:45,091 --> 00:47:47,158 That bloom in May 661 00:47:47,511 --> 00:47:50,242 So if it's raining 662 00:47:50,263 --> 00:47:52,530 Have no regrets 663 00:47:52,532 --> 00:47:55,290 Because it isn't raining rain 664 00:47:55,332 --> 00:47:58,558 You know it's raining Violet 665 00:47:59,238 --> 00:48:00,804 And when you see clouds 666 00:48:00,806 --> 00:48:02,840 When you see clouds upon a hill 667 00:48:02,842 --> 00:48:06,076 Nah, you're not lookin' at clouds 668 00:48:06,078 --> 00:48:08,445 Nah, you're lookin' at daffodils 669 00:48:08,447 --> 00:48:09,847 So keep on lookin' 670 00:48:09,849 --> 00:48:11,849 Keep lookin' for the bluebird 671 00:48:11,851 --> 00:48:15,586 And listening for his song 672 00:48:15,808 --> 00:48:20,457 Whenever April showers 673 00:48:20,459 --> 00:48:25,596 Come along 674 00:48:25,598 --> 00:48:26,997 Th-Th-thank you. 675 00:48:26,999 --> 00:48:29,159 I'll let you know if anything comes up. 676 00:48:31,694 --> 00:48:33,608 That's really not high-class enough. 677 00:48:33,650 --> 00:48:35,072 It's strictly for those silly... 678 00:48:35,074 --> 00:48:37,908 ...s-s-swooning bobbysoxers. 679 00:48:43,549 --> 00:48:44,949 Boy, two-headed! 680 00:48:44,951 --> 00:48:47,551 This ought to be a sensational act! 681 00:48:47,553 --> 00:48:50,821 - Act, schmuct. I'm the janitor. - Act, schmuct. I'm the janitor. 682 00:48:54,093 --> 00:48:55,359 Heady is the name... 683 00:48:55,361 --> 00:48:56,560 J. Fennon Heady. 684 00:48:56,562 --> 00:48:58,265 I'll show you what I'm gonna do. 685 00:48:58,307 --> 00:49:00,714 I'm gonna place this suitcase upon the floor. 686 00:49:00,756 --> 00:49:03,063 Then I'm gonna open the suitcase, 687 00:49:03,105 --> 00:49:06,468 I'm going to seat myself upon this unique platform. 688 00:49:06,510 --> 00:49:10,859 Then I'm gonna manipulate this lever and I'm gonna zoom into the air. 689 00:49:10,901 --> 00:49:13,857 I'm gonna soar up to stratospheric heights... 690 00:49:13,899 --> 00:49:15,952 ...500 feet above sea level. 691 00:49:15,994 --> 00:49:18,649 I'm gonna take my stance in a diving position... 692 00:49:18,651 --> 00:49:20,077 ...at the platform's edge... 693 00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:21,561 Note the perfect form. 694 00:49:21,602 --> 00:49:23,656 ...and I'm gonna dive into the air. 695 00:49:23,698 --> 00:49:27,001 I'm gonna dive not into a tank of water, 696 00:49:27,043 --> 00:49:29,508 not into a bucket of water. 697 00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:33,124 No, I'll tell you what I'm gonna dive into. 698 00:49:33,166 --> 00:49:35,532 An ordinary drinking glass. 699 00:49:35,534 --> 00:49:37,201 Observe. 700 00:49:47,546 --> 00:49:49,647 Now, go ahead, sir. 701 00:49:53,352 --> 00:49:55,185 Oh, a dog act, huh? 702 00:49:56,155 --> 00:49:58,155 No. My card, sir. 703 00:50:19,578 --> 00:50:22,179 Aw, who'd want to d-d-disc... 704 00:50:22,181 --> 00:50:24,181 Give those guys a break? 705 00:50:24,183 --> 00:50:25,604 Shee! 706 00:50:33,191 --> 00:50:36,088 I think we found the varmint done stole my map. 707 00:50:36,130 --> 00:50:38,615 He must live in that hotel over yonder. 708 00:50:40,686 --> 00:50:41,741 Wait here. 709 00:50:41,783 --> 00:50:44,462 I'm gonna sneak over to that there hotel. 710 00:51:05,524 --> 00:51:08,139 It's no use, Sylvester, my mind's made up. 711 00:51:08,327 --> 00:51:11,238 I'm going to make my wish, and that's final. 712 00:51:11,364 --> 00:51:13,867 There you are, ma'am. Happy wishing. 713 00:51:13,909 --> 00:51:17,240 Suffering succotash! I wish you'd reconsider. 714 00:51:19,297 --> 00:51:22,575 Wishing well, oh, wishing well, you I do entreat. 715 00:51:22,675 --> 00:51:25,275 I wish our house would resound to... 716 00:51:25,277 --> 00:51:27,504 ...the patter of little feet. 717 00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:30,209 I hear your wish and I obey. 718 00:51:30,316 --> 00:51:32,383 The patter of little feet... 719 00:51:32,385 --> 00:51:34,651 ...you shall hear this day. 720 00:51:41,694 --> 00:51:43,961 Lazy good-for-nothing. 721 00:51:44,724 --> 00:51:46,894 Oh, Sylvester! 722 00:51:46,936 --> 00:51:48,157 Isn't it strange... 723 00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,510 ...we've never had a little bundle from heaven? 724 00:51:50,603 --> 00:51:53,003 Suffering succotash! Don't start... 725 00:51:53,005 --> 00:51:56,442 ...that patter of little feet around the house stuff again. 726 00:51:56,484 --> 00:51:57,815 I'm busy. 727 00:51:59,612 --> 00:52:01,612 I work and I slave... 728 00:52:01,614 --> 00:52:04,014 - ...and what thanks do I get? - "And what thanks do I get? 729 00:52:04,016 --> 00:52:06,341 - I wish I was dead. - I wish I was dead. Boo hoo hoo!" 730 00:52:06,383 --> 00:52:09,410 Every day it's the same thing. 731 00:52:09,452 --> 00:52:11,622 Pitter patter of little feet. 732 00:52:15,786 --> 00:52:18,254 Oh, my aching head. 733 00:52:19,390 --> 00:52:20,998 Let's face it. 734 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,965 I can't fly any further. 735 00:52:23,702 --> 00:52:25,988 This place is as good as any. 736 00:52:26,105 --> 00:52:27,494 What's the difference? 737 00:52:27,623 --> 00:52:29,045 A baby's a baby. 738 00:52:29,048 --> 00:52:31,604 It's the environment that molds them. 739 00:52:33,913 --> 00:52:35,481 Congrat... Congr... 740 00:52:35,523 --> 00:52:37,699 Congratulations, madam. 741 00:52:38,017 --> 00:52:39,702 You're a mother. 742 00:52:46,425 --> 00:52:48,414 Sylvester, look! Look! 743 00:52:48,456 --> 00:52:50,548 The stork was here and left us a baby! 744 00:52:50,590 --> 00:52:54,471 A baby? Quick! Quick! Open it! Open it! 745 00:52:54,492 --> 00:52:57,799 Oh, boy! This makes me a father! 746 00:53:02,041 --> 00:53:04,664 - A mouse? - A mouse? 747 00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:09,274 Mama! 748 00:53:09,316 --> 00:53:12,704 Oh, he called me mama. 749 00:53:12,746 --> 00:53:14,472 Isn't he cute? 750 00:53:14,472 --> 00:53:17,349 Cute? He's delicious. 751 00:53:18,974 --> 00:53:20,607 Sylvester, how could you? 752 00:53:20,609 --> 00:53:23,565 After all, he's just a baby. 753 00:53:23,607 --> 00:53:26,545 Even if he is a mouse, he's ours. 754 00:53:26,587 --> 00:53:28,382 Yours and mine? 755 00:53:33,663 --> 00:53:34,758 You're a gambling woman. 756 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,621 What do you take, heads or tails? 757 00:53:38,425 --> 00:53:41,426 You beast! You cannibal! How could you? 758 00:53:41,428 --> 00:53:44,463 Mouse or no mouse, he's your son. 759 00:53:44,765 --> 00:53:46,714 A fine thing. 760 00:53:46,756 --> 00:53:49,568 I've become the father of a breakfast. 761 00:53:55,476 --> 00:53:57,944 Hold still, you little rodent. 762 00:53:59,914 --> 00:54:01,313 And after you're through, 763 00:54:01,315 --> 00:54:02,937 take darling for a walk. 764 00:54:02,967 --> 00:54:05,072 I'll be back as soon as I can. 765 00:54:35,616 --> 00:54:36,748 Daddy! 766 00:54:39,019 --> 00:54:41,309 He called me daddy. 767 00:54:44,750 --> 00:54:46,525 Cootchie cootchie cootchie coo! 768 00:54:46,527 --> 00:54:49,410 And now daddy is going to take his widdle man... 769 00:54:49,452 --> 00:54:52,480 ...out for a walk. Cootchie cootchie cootchie coo. 770 00:55:25,317 --> 00:55:27,606 Good day, sir. I represent the little giant vacuum cleaner company... 771 00:55:27,610 --> 00:55:29,335 ...Walla Walla, Washington, and if you watch closely, 772 00:55:29,338 --> 00:55:31,128 you will notice the powerful action of this machine... 773 00:55:31,132 --> 00:55:32,330 ...as it removes completely and forever... 774 00:55:32,369 --> 00:55:34,160 ...all foreign particles from around the room. 775 00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:36,261 I realise that you may not be ready to purchase the little giant right now, 776 00:55:36,264 --> 00:55:37,090 but if you ever do, 777 00:55:37,094 --> 00:55:38,727 just remember the little giant vacuum cleaner company... 778 00:55:38,730 --> 00:55:40,274 ...Walla Walla, Washington. 779 00:55:47,515 --> 00:55:48,684 Cannibals. 780 00:55:53,962 --> 00:55:56,930 I understand you need a babysitter. 781 00:56:19,246 --> 00:56:22,410 Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Ho ho ho! 782 00:56:22,452 --> 00:56:24,324 Ho, Dancer, ho, Prancer. 783 00:56:24,326 --> 00:56:26,569 Merry Christmas, everybody! Ho ho ho! 784 00:56:26,573 --> 00:56:28,216 A jolly yuletide. 785 00:56:28,258 --> 00:56:30,256 Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! 786 00:56:30,298 --> 00:56:33,800 Merry Christmas, everyone! Ho ho ho! 787 00:56:33,802 --> 00:56:34,935 A merry... 788 00:57:02,898 --> 00:57:04,995 What a fuss they made at the office. 789 00:57:05,901 --> 00:57:08,664 I got to get the mouse to his real parents. 790 00:57:13,467 --> 00:57:14,589 Cheese! 791 00:57:15,260 --> 00:57:16,696 Don't touch that! 792 00:57:16,738 --> 00:57:19,294 Those darn cats! Still at it. 793 00:57:19,336 --> 00:57:20,966 I'll show them. 794 00:57:25,395 --> 00:57:26,606 Boy! 795 00:57:27,155 --> 00:57:29,060 Did that mouse grow! 796 00:57:38,867 --> 00:57:41,468 Well, nothing like this ever happened... 797 00:57:41,470 --> 00:57:44,071 ...on my side of the family. 798 00:57:51,220 --> 00:57:53,502 Your mind is such a simple thing, 799 00:57:53,502 --> 00:57:55,964 your wish I can foretell. 800 00:57:56,006 --> 00:57:58,102 You're wishing for a husband... 801 00:57:58,102 --> 00:58:00,932 ...and the ring of a wedding bell. 802 00:58:00,932 --> 00:58:02,390 Yes. 803 00:58:16,238 --> 00:58:18,088 Oh, if it isn't Prissy. 804 00:58:18,106 --> 00:58:19,593 Yes. 805 00:58:19,635 --> 00:58:23,340 Oh, Prissy, you don't know how lucky you are... 806 00:58:23,382 --> 00:58:27,159 ...never to have had children. They're such a trial. 807 00:58:29,217 --> 00:58:31,794 That always burns her up. 808 00:58:34,456 --> 00:58:37,223 You know, Junior scratched a little today... 809 00:58:37,225 --> 00:58:39,105 ...for the first time. 810 00:58:39,468 --> 00:58:40,493 Wonderful! 811 00:58:40,495 --> 00:58:43,683 He'll be crowing next thing you know. 812 00:58:43,890 --> 00:58:45,465 Don't touch my child! 813 00:58:45,467 --> 00:58:47,506 What, the very idea! 814 00:58:47,508 --> 00:58:49,186 The nerve of her! 815 00:58:49,190 --> 00:58:51,481 Why doesn't she have her own children? 816 00:58:51,523 --> 00:58:54,610 Oh, my dear, she'd never land a man. 817 00:58:54,652 --> 00:58:57,816 She's too much of a D-R-I-P, 818 00:58:57,858 --> 00:58:59,905 if you know what I mean. 819 00:59:01,867 --> 00:59:03,120 Hey, Hazel, 820 00:59:03,162 --> 00:59:06,075 look who's going out to look for a husband. 821 00:59:06,495 --> 00:59:07,987 Not Prissy? 822 00:59:10,075 --> 00:59:13,204 Yeah, ol' square britches herself. 823 00:59:22,427 --> 00:59:26,090 If you ask me, the poor old thing couldn't catch a husband... 824 00:59:26,094 --> 00:59:27,526 ...with a bear trap. 825 00:59:29,483 --> 00:59:32,319 Girls, here she comes. 826 00:59:33,123 --> 00:59:35,318 Happy husband hunting, dearie. 827 00:59:35,321 --> 00:59:38,933 Did you take something with you to clunk him on the head with? 828 00:59:40,322 --> 00:59:42,007 Yes. 829 01:00:04,913 --> 01:00:07,914 Now, who's respon... I say, who's responsible... 830 01:00:07,916 --> 01:00:10,874 ...for this unwarranted attack on my person? 831 01:00:18,110 --> 01:00:20,609 'Course, you know this means war. 832 01:00:32,252 --> 01:00:34,046 Now, what have we got here? 833 01:00:34,084 --> 01:00:37,202 All right, sister, out with it. Let's have it. 834 01:00:40,482 --> 01:00:42,584 Now what... I say, what's the big idea... 835 01:00:42,588 --> 01:00:45,304 ...bashing me on the noggin with a rolling pin? 836 01:00:45,453 --> 01:00:48,565 Clunk enough people and we'll have a nation of lumpheads. 837 01:00:51,930 --> 01:00:54,227 Now, hold on. That was a joke, girl. 838 01:00:54,229 --> 01:00:56,605 Lump. Heads. Lumpheads. 839 01:00:56,647 --> 01:00:58,271 Nothing to cry about. 840 01:00:58,326 --> 01:01:00,903 Now, let's hear your side of the story, sister. 841 01:01:00,945 --> 01:01:03,070 - Well... - I know ju... 842 01:01:03,112 --> 01:01:05,733 I say, I know just what you're going to say. 843 01:01:05,815 --> 01:01:07,864 You're looking for a husband. 844 01:01:07,987 --> 01:01:09,497 Yes. 845 01:01:09,539 --> 01:01:12,049 Well, you're going about it all wrong, girlie. 846 01:01:12,113 --> 01:01:15,066 You don't bat them on the bean with a rolling pin. 847 01:01:15,305 --> 01:01:16,879 That comes later. 848 01:01:16,969 --> 01:01:18,930 Now, you take that rooster yonder. 849 01:01:19,291 --> 01:01:21,755 There's a fine bachelor rooster. 850 01:01:22,376 --> 01:01:23,554 But... 851 01:01:23,725 --> 01:01:26,724 You're right! He does look like a dog. 852 01:01:26,766 --> 01:01:28,766 But he's a rooster, all right. 853 01:01:29,075 --> 01:01:31,519 He... I say, he just wears that dog suit... 854 01:01:31,522 --> 01:01:34,109 ...to keep the lovesick hens away from him. 855 01:01:36,275 --> 01:01:37,847 Now, here's how to get him. 856 01:01:37,889 --> 01:01:40,273 Everybod... I say, everybody knows that the way... 857 01:01:40,275 --> 01:01:42,490 ...of a man's heart is through his stomach. 858 01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:46,741 So what you do is: take this fine Casaba melon over to him. 859 01:01:47,157 --> 01:01:50,451 Show him what you got, but don't let him have it. 860 01:01:50,525 --> 01:01:54,202 You got to tease him a little. Make him chase you. 861 01:01:54,297 --> 01:01:56,935 Look, sister, is any of this filtering through that little... 862 01:01:56,977 --> 01:01:59,961 - ...blue bonnet of yours? - Yes. 863 01:02:02,764 --> 01:02:06,167 Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. 864 01:02:09,170 --> 01:02:10,772 For me? 865 01:02:15,610 --> 01:02:17,644 This cluck's off her onion. 866 01:02:18,380 --> 01:02:22,567 All right, Salome, give papa the pretty melon. 867 01:02:25,128 --> 01:02:28,027 Give me that Casaba, you peabrain! 868 01:02:31,725 --> 01:02:33,988 He's chasing me. 869 01:02:36,998 --> 01:02:38,828 I'm wide... I say, I'm wide open! 870 01:02:38,870 --> 01:02:42,303 Shoot me a lateral. That's the old passing it, kiddo. 871 01:03:09,047 --> 01:03:10,278 Your rooster, girlie. 872 01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,078 I've hooked... I say, I've hooked him. 873 01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:14,283 It's up to you to land him. 874 01:03:16,338 --> 01:03:18,130 Soon... I say, sooner or later, 875 01:03:18,136 --> 01:03:21,343 she's bound to try to get him out of that dog suit. 876 01:03:21,385 --> 01:03:25,107 Then whoa, Nellie! 877 01:03:26,439 --> 01:03:27,683 Hey, wait a minute. 878 01:03:27,725 --> 01:03:28,886 What are you trying to do... 879 01:03:28,928 --> 01:03:32,696 - ...pull my skin off of me? - Yes. 880 01:03:32,938 --> 01:03:36,263 Well, it won't work, girlie. It's on too tight. 881 01:03:36,263 --> 01:03:38,391 Now what's this all about? 882 01:03:38,739 --> 01:03:40,226 Well... 883 01:03:44,065 --> 01:03:46,693 Look, chick, I got news for you. 884 01:03:46,735 --> 01:03:48,692 What you want's a rooster, 885 01:03:48,734 --> 01:03:50,992 not a dog, which I am. 886 01:03:51,034 --> 01:03:52,874 Yes! 887 01:03:52,916 --> 01:03:57,120 Well, with that puss, your only chance to get a rooster is to trap one. 888 01:03:57,237 --> 01:04:00,282 Now, here's how you go about building a trap. 889 01:04:00,324 --> 01:04:02,876 You get yourself a couple of 2 X 4s, 890 01:04:02,918 --> 01:04:04,636 and then you get a stepladder... 891 01:04:10,425 --> 01:04:14,140 What in the... I say, what in the world is that hen up to now? 892 01:04:14,927 --> 01:04:17,065 I don't... I say, I don't know what you're doing... 893 01:04:17,107 --> 01:04:18,816 ...with that bowling ball, girlie, 894 01:04:18,858 --> 01:04:22,762 but I'm not one to stand by let a lady do a man's job. 895 01:04:24,936 --> 01:04:28,021 There you are, sister. Have fun. 896 01:04:28,568 --> 01:04:30,272 Nutty as a fruitcake. 897 01:05:14,614 --> 01:05:15,829 Going on your honeymoon? 898 01:05:15,871 --> 01:05:19,504 - Yes. - Yes! I say, yes! 899 01:05:22,789 --> 01:05:24,539 I wonder what them varmints is doing... 900 01:05:24,544 --> 01:05:26,441 ...round that old well? 901 01:05:26,526 --> 01:05:29,008 I'll sashay down there and find out. 902 01:05:29,220 --> 01:05:30,455 Move aside! 903 01:05:30,681 --> 01:05:32,509 Make way for a pirate. 904 01:05:33,125 --> 01:05:36,507 Hey, varmint, what in tarnation's going on here? 905 01:05:36,836 --> 01:05:40,257 It's simple, mister. For 500 simoleons, I'll give you a penny. 906 01:05:40,315 --> 01:05:42,053 Drop it in the well and make a wish. 907 01:05:42,095 --> 01:05:44,767 - Your wish will come true. - No kiddin'. 908 01:05:44,809 --> 01:05:47,470 Fork over the cash. You're holding up the line. 909 01:05:48,018 --> 01:05:52,693 Fork over one of them pennies, or I'll cut you off at the pass. 910 01:05:52,928 --> 01:05:55,494 Yes, sir. You talked me into it. 911 01:05:55,870 --> 01:05:57,867 All right, you dumb well. 912 01:05:58,330 --> 01:06:00,912 I've always wanted to have a rich relative... 913 01:06:00,954 --> 01:06:04,536 ...who'd kicked the bucket and left all his money to me. 914 01:06:04,997 --> 01:06:06,549 So let's have it! 915 01:06:06,591 --> 01:06:09,968 A very rich relative in poor health... 916 01:06:10,010 --> 01:06:13,674 ...doth will to you his entire wealth. 917 01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:22,058 But, Sire, there is no more money. 918 01:06:22,100 --> 01:06:25,431 Your uncle, the king, has cut off your allowance. 919 01:06:25,473 --> 01:06:27,222 You know the penalty... 920 01:06:27,225 --> 01:06:29,994 ...for not having the books balanced. 921 01:06:30,021 --> 01:06:31,197 Oh, no! 922 01:06:31,239 --> 01:06:34,023 Not the nose in the book penalty. 923 01:06:34,444 --> 01:06:37,863 Yeah, the nose in the book. 924 01:06:39,695 --> 01:06:42,222 We got to get some money! 925 01:06:43,077 --> 01:06:46,368 - Ooh! Well, what do you want? - Good evening. 926 01:06:46,410 --> 01:06:49,830 My company has selected you, under no obligation, 927 01:06:49,834 --> 01:06:52,918 to be the proud owner of legal tender amounting to... 928 01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:55,961 - We don't want any! - ...Ā£1 million! 929 01:06:56,569 --> 01:06:58,220 A million pounds? 930 01:06:59,098 --> 01:07:01,803 Well, come right in. 931 01:07:01,845 --> 01:07:05,648 Welcome to the house of Sam. 932 01:07:06,889 --> 01:07:09,526 "And so, to make certain that this money be received... 933 01:07:09,529 --> 01:07:11,898 ...by a worthy person of mild temperament, 934 01:07:11,940 --> 01:07:14,324 the bearer of the document", that's me... 935 01:07:14,366 --> 01:07:16,316 ..."has been authorized to deduct... 936 01:07:16,319 --> 01:07:18,735 ...from the total amount any sum he sees fit... 937 01:07:18,777 --> 01:07:21,244 ...whenever there is any display of temper." 938 01:07:21,286 --> 01:07:23,278 In short, whenever you blow your top, 939 01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:25,820 you blow some dough. Get it? 940 01:07:25,862 --> 01:07:28,289 Proceed. Allow me to be your most humble... 941 01:07:28,331 --> 01:07:30,495 ...and mild-tempered host. 942 01:07:31,415 --> 01:07:34,834 Oh, Sam! Pass the salt, please! 943 01:07:34,876 --> 01:07:37,215 Salt? Get it yourself! 944 01:07:37,689 --> 01:07:39,590 That'll cost you about... 945 01:07:39,632 --> 01:07:42,921 Salt? Why didn't you say so? 946 01:07:44,014 --> 01:07:47,349 Here's your salt, bunny. I hope you like it. 947 01:07:49,699 --> 01:07:52,074 Oh, the pepper, please! 948 01:07:52,726 --> 01:07:53,779 Pepper! 949 01:07:54,345 --> 01:07:58,440 Yeah, the pepper. Coming right up. 950 01:08:01,352 --> 01:08:02,784 ...to put a room across... 951 01:08:02,786 --> 01:08:05,506 - Oh, Sam! - Oh, no. 952 01:08:05,903 --> 01:08:07,709 How about the olives? 953 01:08:11,171 --> 01:08:15,030 That dirty pekish-alta bak-a-flappin'... 954 01:08:15,032 --> 01:08:16,745 ...filabustin' gloom-a-burtin... 955 01:08:21,338 --> 01:08:23,784 Now, what was that you were saying? 956 01:08:23,826 --> 01:08:26,064 I like you, rabbit. 957 01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:30,756 I heard you in there. That will cost you Ā£300. 958 01:08:30,798 --> 01:08:34,435 - Ā£300! - 400. 959 01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:47,936 I'm not sleepy. I'll hang around a while. 960 01:08:47,952 --> 01:08:50,663 - Good night, Sam. - Nighty-night, bunny. 961 01:08:58,697 --> 01:09:01,931 I dream of Jeannie 962 01:09:01,933 --> 01:09:05,068 She's a light brown hare 963 01:09:05,070 --> 01:09:07,263 La te re da 964 01:09:07,304 --> 01:09:09,483 La la la re a ta te a 965 01:09:09,486 --> 01:09:13,724 Stop that music, you crazy rockin' fragin' varmint rabbit! 966 01:09:14,433 --> 01:09:17,985 Well, that should be worth Ā£400. 967 01:09:19,201 --> 01:09:20,525 I was only kidding. 968 01:09:20,528 --> 01:09:23,741 How about singing me to sleep with that Brahm's lullaby? 969 01:09:23,771 --> 01:09:26,862 - What do you say, Frankie boy? - Well, maybe. 970 01:09:38,344 --> 01:09:41,291 - Do you like it? - I like it. I like it. 971 01:09:52,984 --> 01:09:54,478 Get out of there! 972 01:09:59,657 --> 01:10:03,158 Come out of there, you splatter-spattin' nasa-trapperall! 973 01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:06,364 I heard you. That's gonna cost you Ā£400. 974 01:10:07,113 --> 01:10:09,027 And 35 shillings. 975 01:10:12,742 --> 01:10:15,905 Hey, doc, what's that song you're playing? 976 01:10:15,907 --> 01:10:17,122 I like it. 977 01:10:17,959 --> 01:10:19,503 Dirty son of a... 978 01:10:22,187 --> 01:10:25,094 If this keeps up, I won't have anything left. 979 01:10:25,316 --> 01:10:28,569 I'll get rid of him and make it look like an accident. 980 01:10:38,396 --> 01:10:39,894 Oh, Mr. Bunny! 981 01:10:39,936 --> 01:10:42,190 There's someone at the door for you. 982 01:10:42,232 --> 01:10:45,446 Tell him to come back tomorrow. I'll be here all day. 983 01:10:45,522 --> 01:10:50,116 What? Oh, no, you're not! You're coming out right now! 984 01:10:50,683 --> 01:10:52,206 Out! Out! Out! 985 01:11:02,929 --> 01:11:05,138 Okay, Sam, it's all yours. 986 01:11:05,290 --> 01:11:06,462 Why, you... 987 01:11:15,859 --> 01:11:19,769 The Alps have got nothing on these stairs for climbing. 988 01:11:42,994 --> 01:11:44,676 I got it licked, rabbit. 989 01:11:44,718 --> 01:11:48,205 I don't get mad no more. Watch this. 990 01:11:53,004 --> 01:11:57,135 See? I can take it. Yeah. 991 01:12:01,975 --> 01:12:05,145 I haven't got the heart to tell him that he's used up all the money. 992 01:12:05,383 --> 01:12:08,698 Oh, I hates wishing wells. 993 01:12:08,740 --> 01:12:10,031 See here, my good fellow, 994 01:12:10,072 --> 01:12:12,494 you're creating a bottleneck in the line. 995 01:12:12,690 --> 01:12:15,658 Oh, yeah? Seaweed Sam don't take... 996 01:12:15,660 --> 01:12:18,331 ...that kind of talk from no fancy pants! 997 01:12:18,370 --> 01:12:20,711 Yikes! You've unpanted me. 998 01:12:20,753 --> 01:12:22,591 Feel a draft, varmint? 999 01:12:24,509 --> 01:12:26,669 Wretch. Have you no couth? 1000 01:12:28,546 --> 01:12:31,450 Great horny-toads. It fits. 1001 01:12:31,767 --> 01:12:34,601 So you're the map- stealing varmint... 1002 01:12:34,643 --> 01:12:37,119 ...that done run off with my treasure map. 1003 01:12:37,348 --> 01:12:40,449 Well, you got three seconds to cough it up... 1004 01:12:40,451 --> 01:12:43,764 - ...before I stunts your growth. - Oh dear. 1005 01:12:43,806 --> 01:12:47,072 To have my weakness exposed in front of all these people... 1006 01:12:47,114 --> 01:12:50,784 So what? What if I am a coward? At least I'm a live coward. 1007 01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:52,373 Oh, take the map. 1008 01:12:53,005 --> 01:12:54,904 Now to find the treasure. 1009 01:12:55,364 --> 01:12:56,548 Let's see now... 1010 01:12:56,590 --> 01:13:00,030 "Walk 10 paces north by northeast. 1011 01:13:00,051 --> 01:13:01,337 1...2... 1012 01:13:01,339 --> 01:13:02,605 ...3, 4... 1013 01:13:02,607 --> 01:13:06,052 ...5, 6, 7, 8, 9... 1014 01:13:08,696 --> 01:13:09,955 ...10. 1015 01:13:14,285 --> 01:13:15,885 Ā”Arriba, arriba, arriba! 1016 01:13:15,887 --> 01:13:17,620 Ā”Arriba! Ā”Andele! 1017 01:13:17,977 --> 01:13:20,018 Out! Out, infidel. 1018 01:13:20,060 --> 01:13:22,816 Pollute not my wholesome well. 1019 01:13:23,361 --> 01:13:25,361 Ā”Arriba, arriba, arriba! 1020 01:13:25,363 --> 01:13:27,106 Ā”Arriba! Ā”Andele! 1021 01:13:37,490 --> 01:13:39,162 Well, get out of my way! 1022 01:13:39,713 --> 01:13:42,088 I'll catch that rodent varmint. 1023 01:13:42,130 --> 01:13:44,715 The only two things a pirate will run for... 1024 01:13:44,757 --> 01:13:47,213 ...is money and public office. 1025 01:13:47,251 --> 01:13:48,566 Ā”Arriba! Ā”Andele! 1026 01:13:49,562 --> 01:13:51,209 I got it! I got it! 1027 01:13:52,657 --> 01:13:53,838 No, I got it! 1028 01:13:57,095 --> 01:14:00,128 Slow down, you cantankerous cuss! 1029 01:14:02,725 --> 01:14:06,263 Let go of my map, you duck-billed platypus! 1030 01:14:07,412 --> 01:14:10,539 Hey, boss, watch out for the volcano! 1031 01:14:10,541 --> 01:14:12,438 Hot rocks! You'll get hot foots! 1032 01:14:22,553 --> 01:14:25,371 Now look what you done, you flea-brained varmint! 1033 01:14:25,412 --> 01:14:27,794 - You ruined my map! - Map? 1034 01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:31,160 Only he who owns the map... 1035 01:14:31,162 --> 01:14:33,663 ...is possessor of the well. 1036 01:14:33,665 --> 01:14:37,164 Oh, my gosh, the island's changing back to what it was! 1037 01:14:39,470 --> 01:14:42,931 Maybe that stupid well's got one more wish left in it. 1038 01:14:43,174 --> 01:14:44,860 I suspect not. 1039 01:14:45,176 --> 01:14:48,849 How about just one teensy-weensy wish? Just one? 1040 01:14:48,849 --> 01:14:53,435 There are some wishes in the well. In truth, they number three. 1041 01:14:53,477 --> 01:14:57,287 Use these three wishes wisely, friends, 1042 01:14:57,329 --> 01:15:00,573 for they are the last there will be. 1043 01:15:01,246 --> 01:15:02,286 Did you hear that, fellas? 1044 01:15:02,328 --> 01:15:04,201 The well has graciously consented... 1045 01:15:04,243 --> 01:15:06,329 ...to give us three more wishes. 1046 01:15:06,331 --> 01:15:09,650 - Isn't that swell? - Ā”Marvelousomente! 1047 01:15:09,692 --> 01:15:11,951 You could wish for E.T. to get home. 1048 01:15:12,223 --> 01:15:14,270 Three wishes. That's one apiece. 1049 01:15:14,272 --> 01:15:15,685 Speedy can wish the first one, 1050 01:15:15,727 --> 01:15:17,885 me the second, and Sam the third. 1051 01:15:18,178 --> 01:15:20,632 Listen. My stomach she is grumbling. 1052 01:15:20,674 --> 01:15:23,234 I wish I had a big fat burrito. 1053 01:15:23,310 --> 01:15:26,467 Oh, I never saw a burrito that looked so good like this before. 1054 01:15:26,509 --> 01:15:27,851 Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! 1055 01:15:27,885 --> 01:15:30,068 How can you make a stupid wish like that? 1056 01:15:30,106 --> 01:15:31,232 You've wasted a wish! 1057 01:15:31,384 --> 01:15:34,904 I wish that burrito would stuck right into your dumb nose! 1058 01:15:36,361 --> 01:15:39,353 Frijole! What are you doing? Get this off! Take him off quick! 1059 01:15:39,355 --> 01:15:42,109 I can't breathe nothing but burrito! 1060 01:15:42,333 --> 01:15:44,816 Well, Sam, I guess there's only one thing to do. 1061 01:15:44,858 --> 01:15:48,774 We'll have to use that third wish of yours to get that burrito off his nose. 1062 01:15:48,816 --> 01:15:50,772 It's the only humane thing to do. 1063 01:15:51,013 --> 01:15:52,710 Don't you think so, Sam? 1064 01:15:52,919 --> 01:15:56,554 - Sam? Sam! - Too late, duck. 1065 01:15:56,596 --> 01:15:59,357 I already wished for a pirate ship. 1066 01:15:59,399 --> 01:16:02,095 After I sinks a certain pesky rabbit, 1067 01:16:02,137 --> 01:16:04,553 I'll come back and pick you up! 1068 01:16:04,841 --> 01:16:08,888 Oh, you're despicable! 1069 01:16:13,564 --> 01:16:16,569 And now I say, without the jokes... 70936

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