All language subtitles for Bunkd s05e15 Out of the Doghouse.eng

-Morning, campers.
-Morning, Lou.

[ALL GASPING]

Nobody's ever
said it back before.

Just wanted to see
what would happen.

And you folks
did not disappoint.

Anyway, we're having
a fundraiser for our camp's annual Midsummer Party,

because we may be
only halfway through camp,

but we are all the way
through our party budget. Any ideas?

Oh, hey,
look, it's, um...

Dante, counselor
from Walrus cabin.

Dante, of course.

The growth of this camp
has not at all affected

my ability to remember
everyone, Dante.

Well, what if we do
a fundraiser where campers can buy cookies,

add a message in icing,

and send them
to whoever they want?

BOTH: That is
such a great idea.

Sorry. You go.

What was that?

I can be positive about stuff,
like the rest of you losers.

So, you're saying
I can order a cookie,

put a big
question mark on it

and get it sent
to Matteo?

-Why a question mark?
-And why me?

You like a good mystery.

You'll never guess
who sent it.

-Wouldn't it be you?
-Dang it, you're good.

Well, this idea
is about as tasty

as Chris Evans
in a cable knit sweater.

So, who wants to join
the cookie committee?

You're volunteering
to make cookies?

What? I like
snickerdoodles.

Do you like snickerdoodles
or Dante-doodles?

Why would I be
interested in a guy

who is smart,
and athletic,

and currently has
one of my favorite books in front of him?

I mean, gross.

Why is there a question mark
carved in my oatmeal?

The game is afoot.

[WHISTLES] ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

Hey, Parker.
How are you liking

your newly
right-side-up RV?

I'm so pumped
you got her fixed.

She's not
in pain anymore.

Listen, I wanted
to ask you for a favor.

Yesterday,
a family of possums got into my cabin,

put holes in the waterbed,
flooded the place.

Even for possums,
it was quite rude.

Wait.
Possums are real?

With those
crazy little faces?

This is a bit, right?
I'm on camera.

Anyhoo, mind if I bunk
with you in that huge RV

while my cabin
gets fixed?

Hmm. Never had to share
the RV with a friend before.

Unless you count
my bathroom attendant.

But Tim made it clear
he was not.

So, what do you say?

You know what?
Let's give it a shot.

Yay. Thank you.

Yeah, sure thing.

Whenever you're all packed up,
just feel free to head on...

Sure, I'll let myself in.
See you at home.

[GRUNTS]

Why?

It's my Midsummer Party
theme idea.

Our cabin needs
to submit one soon,

so Lou can choose
her favorite.

And is your theme idea
jarring and smelly surprise?

No, Matteo.

Jarring and smelly surprise
was the theme of my birthday.

For the Midsummer Party,
I want to have a camp-wide pillow fight.

I was actually thinking
of a different idea.

Picture this.

Glow-in-the-dark
dance party.

We can use this
bioluminescent algae I found in the lake.

It's either that
or radioactive medical waste,

but I do love
a dangerous puzzle.

Maybe you just didn't
get my idea.

Let me pitch it again.

Finn! What is
happening here?

We both have a different
Midsummer Party theme

for our cabin
to submit to Lou.

Oh, I had an idea, too.

But you guys
are the campers,

so I'll hear
both of you out.

And nurturing your creativity
is on my vision board.

Right next to
"make a vision board." [CHUCKLES]

Man, I'm killing it.

Hey, have you seen...

-Dante?
-No.

Okay. Yes.

Wow. You've got it bad.

I do not have it bad.

If I actually liked Dante,
I'd be trying to impress him.

Like how you look
a little extra pretty today.

This tinted lip balm
has nothing to do with him.

But thank you for noticing.
The color is gooseberry.

Hey, Dante!

Is it hot in here
or is it just all the baking?

Nope.

Oh, here, let me
help you with that.

Oh, careful.
Those are heavy.

It's nothing.

I do this stuff
all the time.

[GRUNTS]

Are you okay?

[STRAINED]
Never better.

[COUGHS]

[OVEN TIMER DINGS]

You know what?
Let me just go grab those cookies for you.

Oh, wait.
Don't grab that.

[TRAY SIZZLING]

Wow. How are you
holding those?

They just came out
the oven.

[HIGH-PITCHED]
Did they? I can't even tell.

Maybe a tad warm.

What are you doing?

I'm fine.
Just give me a minute.

Looks like I'm gonna
have to take matters into my own hands.

[AVA SCREAMING]

Especially since mine
are the only ones that work now.

Whoa.
What's all this?

Hey, roomie.
It took me an hour at the claw machine,

but I finally won that watch
with the bananas on it.

Jealous?

You do realize
you can just open up the door and take stuff, right?

Nonsense.
She must be earned.

And this is
your office now?

Yeah. I really love working
out of this massage chair.

It's like all those
tiny mechanical fingers

are patting me on the back,
saying, "You can do it, Lou.

"And if you can't,

"that tractor-racing scout
did give you his business card."

You seem to be getting
really comfortable here.

I feel really
comfortable here.

I've got a lot done.
I think I'm gonna hit the steam room.

Hey, you wanna go
bowling later

at that alley
you've got upstairs?

Maybe around
three bananas?

-Uh, sure.
-Great. Then it's a date.

What is that for?

Oh, it's for
the steam room.

I hope you don't mind,

but the aroma therapy
scent I prefer is...

hay.

Hey. What's with
the pillow?

It's Lou's.

I took it from her cabin
for a presentation I'm doing later.

I think this little pillowcase
will really class up my farting pillow.

Hey, how did
the director's cabin look?

I'm surprised
the repair people let you in.

What do you mean?
The cabin's fine.

Or as fine as it can be
with those curtains paired with that rug.

Certainly not
Camp Chic-iwaka.

Wait. If the director's
cabin is fine,

then why is she living
with me in my RV,

and spending
all of her time there,

and getting
so comfortable

that she invites me
to go bowling in my own alley?

It's just not done.

Oh.

What? Do you know
something I don't?

Like this possum thing
everyone was keeping from me.

Well, Lou moved in
for a fake reason,

and wants to spend
all of her time with you?

Parker, I think
she wants to spend all of her time with you.

What are you saying?

Oh, Parker,
so young,

so Canadian.

Lou has a crush
on you, ya hoser.

No way! Really?

Parker, I know things.

I dated a lawnmower
for a whole afternoon.

Okay, I'm gonna
go ahead and assume

the other adults
in your life handled that appropriately.

[SWITCH CLICKING]
Why is it dark in here?

The light's not working.

Matteo, did you plug in
all your hair tools at the same time again?

[SOOTHING INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]

MATTEO: Welcome.

Imagine if you will,
the place, Kikiwaka.

The time, midsummer.

The party, now.

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

I give to you
my glow-in-the-dark party theme,

brought to you by
bioluminescent algae

with a possible assist
from radioactive medical waste!

The tests
were inconclusive.

Wow. All this
does look super cool.

You're not
winning me over.

This beat is
just irresistible.

So, you pick
my idea?

Is this the theme
we're gonna submit?

We would if the party
was at night

instead of the middle
of the afternoon, outside.

Oh, right.

[MUSIC STOPS]

Matteo,
don't be sad.

We can still
use this stuff inside in the dark by ourselves.

Never mind.
That's actually really sad.

[AVA GRUNTING]

Ava, are you okay?

Ava is gone.

She died of embarrassment
back in the mess hall.

Argh, I can only imagine
what Dante thinks of me.

[SHRIEKS]

And my hands
still hurt.

Oh, don't worry.

I think you'll know
what he thinks of you soon enough.

Why?

Because I did something.

What?

I sent Dante
a cookie from you.

And what did it say?

Please tell me it was
"I have no feelings about you, random co-worker."

"I like you a lot.
I think we're a batch made in heaven."

No."You are a dream
crumb true."

No, no.

"So let's
bake this happen. From Ava."

No, no, no!

How dare you do that
without my permission?

I had to,
after watching you implode back there.

It seemed like
you just needed a little help.

Destiny, I told you
I was not ready for this.

You were never
going to be ready.

I'm sorry,
but you're amazing,

and you deserve
to be with someone who makes you happy.

That...

is very true.

But it was still wrong.

And the puns, Destiny.
Why the puns?

[SHRIEKS]

I keep forgetting.

[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]

[SOFTLY] Oh, man,
it's happening.

I'm her lawnmower.

Oh, hey.
I hope you're hungry.

I just wanted to say thank you
for letting me stay here.

There is a ton
of rotisserie chicken coming your way

once it's done
rotisser-ing.

Looks like you put
a lot of effort into this.

Well, I have to say,
I'm really enjoying my time rooming with you.

Lou, is there something
you want to tell me?

Maybe about why
you wanted to move in

or something you're feeling,
not quite ready to admit?

What?
Of course not.

Hey, would you
look at the time.

The bananas say
it's bowling o'clock,

and the bananas
wait for no man, so come on.

Wow. Finn was right.

Before you know it,
she'll be buying me a banana ring.

Mr. Lambert, Mr. Silva,
thank you for coming.

Well, we live here.

Yeah. And I just came
to get a swimsuit.

[READING]

A pillow, by itself,

just a simple place
to lie your head,

or perhaps
muffle the farts.

No judgements.

Yes, judgements!

But when you briskly
apply that pillow to a friend,

it becomes magic!

And when you apply
many pillows to many friends,

it becomes
a camp-wide pillow fight.

Midsummer Party,
you have been themed.

Thank you for coming
to my Finn talk.

Both of my little grizzlies
are getting so theatrical.

You can't seriously
be considering this.

It's just a pillow fight.

Nuh-uh.

Behold my latest
Finnovation.

The Pillow-pult.

Leave everything
you think you know about pillow catapults behind.

BOTH: Done.

To demonstrate,
I will fire this pillow across the room.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
The Pillow-pult looks like an outside thing.

Again?

I'm stopping you
before we lose any more decor.

We care about
our aesthetic here.

This isn't Lou's cabin.

You know, Steve Jobs
didn't have to put up with this small mindedness

when he invented jobs!

Dante.

I wanted to talk to you.

Me, too.

I got your cookie,
and I was...

That cookie
was not for you.

-Oh.
-Yeah, Destiny messed up,

and sent my cookie
to the wrong guy.

Right, Destiny?

That's right.

I really messed
it all up. I am the worst.

So you don't have to
worry about me liking you,

or in any way
hoping to bake this happen.

Puns.

Okay?

Okay, uh...

You don't like me.
Glad we cleared that up.

Well, I have to run
to the store.

We're hearing
the blue icing tastes like tires.

Ava, are you... I don't wanna
talk about it.

Let's just go do
the dumb cookie thing.

[PILLOW-PULT FIRING]

NOAH: Finn, I said
no more Pillow-pult!

[RETCHING] Ugh!
Yup. Tires.

Ava.

I shouldn't have sent
that cookie to Dante.

I had no right
to speak for you.

And I promise
it'll never happen again.

-Thank you.
-But you need to woman up.

Well, that took a turn.

You're scared to put
yourself out there

because you might
get rejected.

But you don't always have to
be such a tough cookie.

Really? Still with
the cookie puns?

Sorry.

I think I have
a genius for it.

Anyway, just tell Dante
you like him.

Otherwise,
you'll always regret it and wonder what if.

But what if I do
and then I get hurt?

More hurt
than getting crushed by a bag of flour?

More hurt than
burning your hands?

And I know
what probably hurt most of all

was telling
the guy you like that you don't like him.

It only hurt
slightly more than the hand thing.

Hey, Dante.

Um, I wanted to tell you
something... again.

I lied.

I do like you.

The cookie was right,
although I would not have used that many puns.

It's the lowest form
of comedy.

Um, you don't have to
like me back.

I just wanted to tell you
and put myself out there.

It's funny
you should say that,

'cause after I got
your cookie,

I made you one, too.

I was kind of bummed
after what you said,

so there are a few
"eating my feelings" bites missing.

"Ava, I like you, too.

"My day is always batter
when I see you."

Well, in my defense,
I thought you were really into puns when I wrote it.

Dante, thank you.

Do you want to come
to the Midsummer Party with me?

I'd love to
dough with you.

Sorry. It's hard
to turn it off.

I know, right?

I can't believe
I finally bowled a perfect 300.

And thank you again,
Parker.

You being there
made it count.

Maybe you got
such a great score

because you were
trying to impress me.

Or maybe
it's because I spent all of middle school

on an elite bowling team
with my nana.

Come on, Lou.
How long are we gonna dance around this?

I know your cabin
isn't trashed.

Why don't you just
come out and say

why you're really
staying with me?

Okay, fine.
I'll admit it.

I thought I could hide
my real feelings, but...

[SIGHS]

I love...

your RV.

-Come again?
-Your RV, it completes me.

And I honestly never thought
I'd feel this way again after my first tractor,

but life had other plans.

[SIGHS] I thought
you liked me.

I mean, what about
that bowling date we just went on?

Bowling date?

I needed someone there
to witness my perfect 300

for the Moose Rump
Bowling Association.

That's why I said
you being there made it count.

By the way, can I get
your signature here on my scorecard?

But you set up
this fancy lunch with candles.

I thought if I showed off
my cooking skills, you'd let me stay here longer.

And these are
citronella candles.

I was hoping
you wouldn't notice,

but I left the door open
and a bunch of mosquitoes got in.

This sweet lady deserves
so much better.

And the romantic music?

[REMOTE CLICKS][ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

That is your playlist.

Oh, yeah. This is
"Smooth jams to comb my hair to."

[MUSIC STOPS]

After a week of living
in this luxury RV,

going home to
my little old cabin was kind of depressing.

But I'm a camp owner.
I need to get back to roughing it.

This is all so wrong.

Even though it feels
so right.

Well, I guess I misread
this whole situation.

It's been a long day
of thinking you were yet another casualty

of my Parker charm.

Or as I like
to call it "Parm."

But you weren't, like,
into my imaginary feelings for you, were you?

[CHUCKLES]
'Cause that would be ridiculous, right?

Of course.
That's ridiculous.

Of course,
yeah. Ridiculous.

Okay, well, I'm gonna
head back to my cabin.

Oh, um, I will
send for my hay.

Ridiculous.

Anyhoo.[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Wow. I haven't seen
you both this down

since the Olympics
rejected chess

and Synchronized
Snot Rockets on the same day.

We're disappointed
our Midsummer Party ideas didn't work out.

Just like my dreams
of Snot Rocket gold.

The grizzly cabin
isn't out of ideas.

I still haven't
shared mine.

What is it?

It just so happens
the Midsummer Party falls on June 19th,

which is also a holiday
-called Juneteenth. -What's that?

It celebrates
the true end of slavery in 1865,

two years after
the Emancipation Proclamation,

when enslaved people in Texas
finally got the news that they were free.

Wow, I never
knew about this.

And since
I didn't know,

I assume
Finn didn't either.

Hey! It's true,
but I don't like your tone.

To be honest, I think
a lot of people at camp don't know about Juneteenth,

which is why I would love
to share it with everyone.

Well, I'm glad
you told us.

I'm sure everyone else
will be, too.

Yeah, I'm kind of sad
that you guys let me run

with pond scum
for so long.

Juneteenth has
been celebrated for generations.

You eat red foods
like red velvet cake and strawberry soda,

because red symbolizes
resilience and strength.

In my family,
we always have a barbecue.

This already
sounds better

than Craig's
"Celebration of Dandelions" idea.

[CHUCKLES]

It is "Craig," right?

And it's not just
about the food.

It's about how
the food brings people together

to celebrate something
really important.

Plus, my family always
finds a creative way

to show off
the Juneteenth flag.

One year,
we painted a mural.

Another year,

we found out
my little cousin painted the dog.

[GASPS]

We're not painting
dogs, Finn.

Anyway, Lou,
if you agree,

I would love
to bring Juneteenth to Camp Kikiwaka.

Noah, I love it.

Thank you so much.

I don't think
I need to hear any other suggestions.

We've found
our party theme.

Also,
there will be a Pillow-pult.

No, Finn.
I am not made of lamps.

Hey, Matteo.
I really liked your reading

of the Emancipation
Proclamation.

Finn, you pronounced
it right!

Yeah, I did!

High five,
Abra-jam Blinkin.

Noah, this is
awesome.

I love all the red,
white and blue.

The colors of
the American flag,

to show that
formerly enslaved people

and their
descendants were and are American.

Well, I think we should
celebrate Juneteenth as a camp every year.

That'd be awesome.

Good looking out, Noah.

This is actually my first
Juneteenth barbecue,

and I've always
wanted to go to one.

I'm glad.

Especially because we were
this close to celebrating medical waste.

Well, I should go find
my date. Wish me luck.

Good luck. And, hey,
if he breaks your heart, you come to me,

so I can cheer you on
while you destroy him without my help.

Because you're
a self-reliant and powerful woman.

Thank you.

[MUNCHING]
Hey.

[EXCLAIMS]

-Wow.
-I know, right?

These ribs,
out of this world.

Looks like it.

Can I get you
a napkin?

Why? I have a shirt.

Hey, I noticed
you were reading Granite Heavens earlier.

It's one
of my favorites.

Can we talk
about that, please?

Ew, that book?

I read it to my campers
to help them sleep.

The best book I've ever read
is a biography of my favorite monster truck,

[YELLING]
Angry Michael!

BOTH: This isn't
gonna work.

Ah.

Young love.

Makes me wanna text
my ex-lawnmower.

Let's spend more time
together, okay?

Destiny.

I'm so glad that
you encouraged me to be vulnerable,

and it won't be
the last time.

But I need you
to make a cookie that says, "How dare you, Dante?

"Granite Heavens
is a masterpiece."

You got it.
It's going to be so much... pun

to bake him pay.

You know what?
I'll just tell him.

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