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[Tiff]
Previously on Black Monday...
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Just let little old Keithy
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take care of the funeral
arrangements.
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[Blair] Are the pallbearers
modeling Pfaffashions?
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It's genius, right?
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Mike?
Holy shit, are those Skants?
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I call it an ass cape.
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To the two most important girls
in my life.
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Dawn told me everything.
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She's a really good friend
to you, Mo.
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[Blair]
Two people very close to me
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were killed under
mysterious circumstances.
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I'm afraid I might be next.
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[person screams]
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Uh, no refunds.
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slow jazz music
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[Mo] Nomi, I'm telling you,
you're never gonna guess.
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[Nomi] Well, I know
we're on an elevator
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based on the feeling
in my feet...
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[Mo] No.
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...and this shitty
elevator music.
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Okay, but to be fair,
it could be anywhere,
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and I'm surprised
that a jazz fiend
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such as yourself
would call it shitty.
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And it's Saturday,
so the office will be empty.
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Oh, my God, will you stop?
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You're gonna ruin
your whole birthday thing.
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Well, then
if I had to guess...
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Which I have asked you
not to do.
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...I would say you're taking me
back to the studio....
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No.
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...to re-create the magic
of the night we met.
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-Mo, that's perfect.
-Mm-hmm.
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-We can chase our instincts...
-Mm-hmm.
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-...our whims, our tails.
-Mm.
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You are so far off.
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-Oh, am I?
-Uh-huh.
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Well, let me start off
with a little surprise for you.
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-Okay.
-Close your eyes.
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Mm-hmm.
[chuckles]
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-[elevator bell dings]
-Okay, open up.
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[zipper scratches]
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-Oh, no, Nomi, no.
-No?
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[Mo]
No, no, Nomi, Nomi.
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-Oh, yeah?
-Wait, no!
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This is--Nomi!
There's jazz--Nomi!
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-Nomi, Nomi!
-[Nomi] Come and get me.
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Nomi, no!
Oh, no, no, no, Nomi!
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No, no, no, no, no, shit.
[chuckles]
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Hey, fellas.
[chuckles]
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hip-hop music
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People, we have
an image crisis on our hands.
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And don't forget blood.
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I mean,
it's kind of hard not to
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because it was so nightmarish.
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Keith, your festive
festival food choice
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reflects the same poor judgment
that got us into this mess.
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Ugh, why are you eating that?
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I lead a very active
business lifestyle.
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I need a lunch
that can keep up.
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All right, HGTV, as our
church elders can attest,
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is not new to image
crisis-ies."
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Is that how you--the plural
should be, like, "crises."
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-"Crisis-es."
-"To-may-to," "to-mah-to."
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Well, no, 'cause
"to-may-to," "to-mah-to"
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is just a pronunciation thing.
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This is more
about a pluralization.
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-Okay, Keith--
-I'm just saying.
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It'd be like
"tomatoes," "tomatoes."
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The point is, we've been
down this road before.
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Back in 1977, we briefly
became a snake church
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until many parishioners died,
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which is when we became
an anti-snake church...
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-Okay.
-...until even more
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parishioners died
while pursuing said snakes,
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which is how we became
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the snake-neutral church
that you know and love today.
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That's how I lost my wife
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back when snake marriage
was legal.
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Jeremiah, when you violate
the basic laws of nature,
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there's-there's gonna be
some fallout.
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-So sorry for your loss.
-[Corkie] Anyway,
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HGTV and Pfaffashion
need to issue
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a joint televised apology
honoring the victim.
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[Keith] Wait a second.
We got our money.
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The IPO is back on track.
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I don't understand
why Pfaffashions
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has to apologize for HGTV.
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I don't understand
why you're still here.
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-Ouch.
-[Corkie] Tiff,
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-you're a smart...
-[Tiff] Yes.
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-...media-savvy...
-Yes.
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-...responsible...
-Yeah.
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-...religious...
-No.
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-...woman.
-I am.
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I want you to produce this spot
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while I work on buying off
the victim's widow.
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-Oh, I shall at once.
-[Corkie] Great.
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Jeremiah and Hezekiah
have already written a script.
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Tiff, I want you to stick to it
word for word.
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-Okay.
-And, Keith,
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you can suck stick.
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Gladly.
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upbeat music
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You are gonna love
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your new FBI-installed
security system, sir.
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The agent gave me
the full rundown.
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Ah, well, it'll be nice
to have a place to feel safe
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with an assassin
plotting against me.
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Well, this
triple-bolt action lock
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will keep anyone out.
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As for surveillance--
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Yes, when do they
put in the cameras?
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Last week.
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Our FBI hidden camera system
is so discreet,
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you'll never know where,
when, or how we installed it.
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Werner.
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Guess where the camera is.
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It's amazing.
I can't even see it.
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'Cause there's not one.
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They had to lose it
to cover all the bathrooms.
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Werner.
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Bathrooms?
[sighs]
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'Cause the one downstairs
is where I go to take a sh--
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No, believe me, they know.
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Okay, but the one upstairs
is where I go to mastur--
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They know, sir.
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They're working on getting you
a coach for that.
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-Werner.
-Oh, by the way,
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they suggest
that you get them a copy
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of your enemies list ASAP.
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I don't have a list
of my enemies.
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The killer is not gonna be
someone close to me
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who goes unsuspected
until the final moment.
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Sir, political assassination
has been around since Jesus.
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Now, that was just
Jew-on-Jew crime,
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but today
you can't rule anyone out.
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But don't worry.
We'll find him.
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I might have misspoken there.
You should worry.
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Somebody's out to kill you.
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But maybe not too much.
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Try to find a happy balance.
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-[door clicks shut]
-Werner?
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Baby, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
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I thought you were yelling,
"Nomi."
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I was saying, "No, Nomi, no."
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-You think this is funny?
-A little bit.
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Baby, come on, I booked the
best string section in New York
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along with commissioning
a-a song to be arranged
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and composed
by fucking Klaus Pinkwater.
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I'm sorry, I'm-I'm still
just a little shook.
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-Just no more surprises, okay?
-No, no, no, no more surprises.
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[sniffs]
Oh, happy birthday, girl!
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-[laughs]
-[Nomi] Oh!
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-[Dawn] Bring it in.
-[Nomi] Hey, look at you!
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[Mo] Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Why are you in here?
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And what the fuck
is happening here?
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Well, I'm here
to pick up my paycheck,
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and at $380 a week,
you're screwing
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your secretaries
harder than most bosses,
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except out of money
and not in the ass.
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Mm, well, at $380 a week,
you could argue it's both.
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-Ah, my girl!
-Mm-hmm.
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[laughs sarcastically]
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And I'm in here because I know
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this is where you keep
all the good...
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[sniffs]
...booze.
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But since you guys are here,
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I made Nomi
a bomb-ass birthday mix.
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-What? No.
-Yes.
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[laughs]
I don't--what's happening?
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Hmm? Well, when you told me
Dawn was the one
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who got me put on the radio,
I made her a thank-you mix.
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And we've been trading
back and forth ever since.
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Turns out, we've got
the same taste in tunes.
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Among other things.
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[laughter]
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Oh, God, look at him, Nom'.
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Steam's about
to blast out of his ears
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like that little robot bitch
from Small Wonder.
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Oh, I hate that show.
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How does no one find it fucked
that a middle-aged man
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built an anatomically correct
young girl
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-to do housework and shit...
-It's crazy.
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...in a small, frilly
fucking red dress?
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Everybody fucking hates
Small Wonder.
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Whoa, just chill, Mo,
all right?
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It's cool.
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But what's not cool is you
not telling me about this.
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Look, when we recorded
that demo,
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that was my first time
recording anything ever,
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and now you want me
to go out there
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and record with these pros?
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Babe, you're a pro, okay?
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You were a pro from go.
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But listen, this day
is about you, okay?
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If you wanna ditch this shit
and split a milkshake with Dawn
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and talk about my magic dick
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while I quietly light myself
on fire,
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no, go ahead;
it's your party.
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Oh, boy, I get it.
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Looks like
a classic Mo fuckup.
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Trust me, this guy fucks up
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more than a horse
banging a giraffe.
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Mm.
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But?
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But this-this might also
be the most thoughtful fuckup
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I've ever seen
this fuckup make.
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[sucks teeth] Your man takes
big swings, girl,
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'cause he loves you.
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[sucks teeth]
Fuck it. I'm in.
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-Great!
-On one condition.
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Dawn, can you please stay?
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I mean, not only do you
get me musically,
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but it'd be nice
to have a lady friend around.
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[stammers]
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Okay, okay, well, I guess
then "fuck its" all around.
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Hey, "fuck its"
all around, great.
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Okay, now let's go make
some kickass...
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smooth jazz! [laughs]
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Really, $380?
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The guy who cleans
the shitter makes--
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Actually has a job.
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Oh, I'm doing a job,
all right.
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-What's your job here?
-I'm pretty much keeping
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your fucking relationship
out of the shitter.
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Wipe your nose.
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Fuck you.
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[Keith]
Tiff, we need to talk.
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Ugh, make it quick,
'cause I'm just under
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so much pressure
from Corkie.
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Yeah, me, too,
with Larry, but--
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I'm just not used
to working so hard
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or working, full stop.
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Listen, all due,
fuck that dead loser.
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That's HGTV's problem.
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And also, fuck HGTV.
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We've got a much bigger set
of customers we can sell to,
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and if we make our ad
too religious,
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we might lose it.
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But only churches buy Skants.
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That's what I thought too.
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Then I checked the sales data
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and, uh, found a pretty
interesting demographic.
246
00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,242
Hmm.
247
00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:17,455
-Gay club kids?
-Yeah, but look closer.
248
00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,831
From an ass-eye view,
249
00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:22,335
all these club queens
are Skants-ily clad.
250
00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:25,838
Keith, do you have any idea
what this means?
251
00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,799
Everyone knows that style
trends start with the gays
252
00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,635
and end with television
comedy writers.
253
00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:33,554
Exactly, so why are we worried
about a dead guy
254
00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:37,725
when our company
should be focused on live gays?
255
00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,269
-[Mike] Keith?
-[Keith] Mike!
256
00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:41,729
Oh, what are you doing here?
257
00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:44,398
-Tiff Georgina-Pfaff?
-Um...
258
00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,566
It's TG fucking PF.
259
00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:46,692
[Mike]I can't even.
260
00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:48,694
When America's
most kidnapped denim heiress
261
00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:51,656
cried on HGTV,
it completely changed the way
262
00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:54,033
I obsess over public meltdowns.
263
00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,826
We have something
you need to see.
264
00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:58,496
Oh. [laughs]
265
00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:02,625
A gay icon
and passing straight realness.
266
00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,585
You're pulling out
all the stops.
267
00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:05,753
I like the dog collar.
268
00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:08,005
-Oh, woof, woof.
-[Tiff] Keith, look!
269
00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,466
They're all me!
[laughs]
270
00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,843
Look at all these drag Tiffs!
271
00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:16,889
You have no idea how...
many notes I have.
272
00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:21,894
dramatic music
273
00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,437
Come on.
274
00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:26,857
You don't have any friends
who are secretly enemies.
275
00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,986
What would you even call them,
276
00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:31,320
"enemends"?
277
00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:33,531
-[car horn blares]
-Okay, keep it together.
278
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,658
Uh, okay, a good start
would be
279
00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:38,578
not talking to ourselves
like a total psycho,
280
00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,496
especially in total psycho
plural first person.
281
00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:41,581
[siren wails]
282
00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:43,541
Why don't we just, uh,
kick back and relax
283
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,085
and watch some TV
in the bedroom?
284
00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:53,426
[lock thuds]
285
00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:56,470
Ahh.
286
00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:59,473
[exhales forcefully]
287
00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:01,851
-[sighs]
-[TV clicks on]
288
00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:03,436
That's better.
289
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:15,197
[ensemble playing
soft jazz music]
290
00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:25,499
How can it be
291
00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:26,584
Could--
292
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,753
Shit, I--
did I start at the wrong part?
293
00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,338
I'm not used
to reading sheet music.
294
00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:32,256
No, no, babe, it was great.
It's beautiful.
295
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,216
I think the song
just wants to start earlier,
296
00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:35,676
that's all,
so let's cut a bar.
297
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,386
Take it back from the top,
guys.
298
00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,180
We're gonna take it back
from the top, Bruce.
299
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:41,349
Relax, it'll be great.
300
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,735
How can it be
301
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,612
Okay, that one was my fault.
302
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,490
[laughing] Okay, tell you what.
Let's cut two bars.
303
00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:58,658
I think
that's the secret sauce.
304
00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:01,535
Two bars, Brucey,
cutting two bars, okay.
305
00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:02,912
It sounds great to me...
306
00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:04,872
[muffled]
...girl! Don't worry.
307
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,207
-I love it.
-She can't hear you.
308
00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:07,541
You have to press this.
309
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,627
Oh, okay.
I said...
310
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,628
[yelling]
...it sounds good, girl!
311
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,879
-Fuck.
-You don't have to yell.
312
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,923
-[Mo] You don't have to yell!
-You can just...
313
00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:15,508
-Oh.
-[Mo] Sorry, let's go again.
314
00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:16,509
Okay, back from the top.
315
00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:18,719
We're gonna get it.
Don't you worry.
316
00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:21,389
"Wonderlove," take six...
317
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,390
ty-three.
318
00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:23,516
-[sighs]
-[Mo] Hang on.
319
00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:24,850
Brucey, I'm--one note.
Just one second.
320
00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:27,978
-Oh, Jesus.
-This isn't Nomi's fault.
321
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,438
It's jazz music.
322
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,399
[sniffing]
Mm, mm-mm.
323
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,275
You see?
I'm still sleepy.
324
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:35,486
[laughter]
325
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,904
But in order
for it to work in the song,
326
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,739
you understand, the lyric,
it's gotta rhyme, right?
327
00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,700
So it's-it's
"moving all mischievous,
328
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,368
dancing all devious."
329
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:45,496
- eerie music
-[muffled dialogue]
330
00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:53,713
[heartbeat thumping]
331
00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:01,262
And you see here, for the rhyme
to work in the next line--
332
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:02,471
And I wouldn't even know that
333
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,265
because we haven't even
gotten that far.
334
00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:05,683
-Oh.
-[Nomi] Yeah?
335
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,351
Excuse me.
336
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,437
-[Mo] Nomi.
-Excuse me.
337
00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:11,272
Oh, boy, here we go.
338
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:15,025
It's-it's fine.
339
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,611
[door clicks open]
340
00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,780
-Hey.
-Hey.
341
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:23,200
So you're not cooking
with jazz...
342
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,702
yet, you know?
343
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:28,497
But...it's not on you, Nomi.
344
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,750
Of course it is.
345
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,086
Look, Dawn,
346
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,714
just like Mo's
been lying about his foot,
347
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,966
I've been hiding something too.
348
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:43,637
I am not
a fucking jazz singer.
349
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:47,475
I don't even like this
dentist chair dog shit.
350
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:50,478
Mo just so happened
to have met me at my jazz gig,
351
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,897
and he assumed that jazz
was my thing too.
352
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,315
And-and I didn't correct him
353
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,525
'cause everything
was going so right,
354
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,110
but if that Friday
had been a Thursday,
355
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:01,405
he would've caught me singing
honky-tonk country at BARn.
356
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,908
-Barn?
-BARn.
357
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,327
Capital B-A-R, lowercase N.
358
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:07,703
-It's a bar.
-Oh.
359
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:08,662
It's a barn.
360
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:11,499
It's a really racist
work environment.
361
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,625
-Sounds like it.
-Yeah.
362
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:16,587
Um, but the point is,
jazz is just a job.
363
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,755
I mean, you heard my mixes.
364
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,425
I like tunes
you can shake your ass to.
365
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,761
But I just didn't want
to disappoint Mo.
366
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:28,516
He told me that he has never
believed in anyone as much
367
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:32,812
or fallen in love as fast
or as deep.
368
00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:36,732
-Hmm.
-Yeah, I know, right?
369
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:39,527
-May I?
-Oh, no, go ahead.
370
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:40,903
Thank you. [clears throat]
371
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,739
But this music is--
it just isn't me.
372
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,032
-Mm-hmm.
-And I know
373
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,451
what you're gonna say,
that I need to just be honest.
374
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,954
No, no, uh...
375
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,622
if you tell Mo the truth,
you'll embarrass him,
376
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,791
and he'll bug out
like Goldblum.
377
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,793
-Hmm.
-The Fly.
378
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,087
-Mm.
-Yeah.
379
00:13:58,128 --> 00:13:59,505
So what do I do?
380
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:05,344
Uh, well, leave it to me.
381
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:06,637
Yeah.
382
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,933
Yeah, I've got a master's
at managing Mo...st men.
383
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,186
-Just follow my lead, okay?
-Okay.
384
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:17,857
Also, for the record,
was that a quote from Mo?
385
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:21,735
The, um, deeper,
deep, fast thing?
386
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:25,072
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's, uh--
that's what he said.
387
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,157
Yeah, we fell in love
pretty fast.
388
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:27,992
Hmm.
389
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,493
Yeah, just like...
[snaps]
390
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,747
-Yeah.
-Mm.
391
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:37,334
dramatic music
392
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:40,504
[alarms blaring]
393
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,508
[TV clicks on]
394
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,886
[Blair] What the--
395
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,638
Who are you vultures?
396
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:53,225
RNC, NSC, CIA?
397
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,854
DGA?
398
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,314
I-I don't know
how to make this script work
399
00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:01,609
for hard-core religious zealots
and hard-core party boys.
400
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:04,028
Look, Corkie said
stick to the script,
401
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,030
but she didn't say a word
about casting.
402
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,115
Keith, we cannot veer too far
from Corkie's vision.
403
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,075
We're not, besides firing
all the apostles
404
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,577
and hiring Mike
and his friends
405
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,037
and adding
a sexy Mary Magdalene--
406
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,413
you know, the straight
love interest
407
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,456
for our super-hot Jesus--
408
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:16,749
just to kind of cover
our bases,
409
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:20,127
which I did 20 minutes ago,
which she won't even notice.
410
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,588
[both]
But no other changes.
411
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,467
dramatic music
412
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,469
[Blair] Who the hell?
413
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:29,678
[gasps]
414
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,639
Christ.
415
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,681
[groans]
416
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:36,602
The power of you compels you.
417
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:37,645
Wait.
418
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,563
All political assassinations
started with...
419
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,441
-Jesus.
-[TVs clicking]
420
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:43,400
Oh.
421
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,820
Oh, God.
Oh, God!
422
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,740
What's happening to me?
423
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,951
There, try it now.
424
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,619
[switch clicks]
425
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,828
[sighs]
426
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,205
-Aha, all right!
-[laughs]
427
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,998
Everybody got
that 16-hour second wind?
428
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,000
[chuckles] Yeah.
You guys good?
429
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,293
Let's have some fun.
430
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,670
All right, Brucey, hit it.
Let's do it.
431
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,964
Ah, yes, so I have an idea.
432
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,006
I cannot hear you, Dawn.
433
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,425
Okay. Wait. I'm sorry.
How does this--
434
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,677
Okay.
Yes.
435
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:12,429
Uh, Mo, I'm not a producer
436
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,847
like you, but...
437
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:16,976
what do you think if maybe
we up the tempo a bit,
438
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,853
like double time
or double-double time?
439
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:23,983
Hmm, yeah, well, you know,
Dawn makes a-a fair point.
440
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:26,986
-Ah.
-She's not a producer.
441
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,196
Okay, so we agree.
442
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,782
And while we're at it,
how about we add,
443
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,910
um, bass, um, some drums,
444
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,830
or anything else that makes
this remotely interesting?
445
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:40,290
[laughs]
And maybe we should, um...
446
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,667
[clears throat]
447
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,502
[whispers]
...lose the strings?
448
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,880
[whispers] Yeah, whispering
over the talkback doesn't work.
449
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:48,132
Oh, can they hear me?
450
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,717
[normally] Just like muddying
up the low end of the track
451
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,635
doesn't work
to showcase Nomi's voice.
452
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,886
So if you don't mind, Dawn--
453
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,889
But what about--you know,
like you said, just for fun.
454
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,726
[Dawn] Ah, fun! Yes!
455
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,060
Like a birthday should be!
456
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,856
Uh, okay, well, Mo,
let's just do something wacky.
457
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:07,151
[laughs breathlessly]
Yeah!
458
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,777
Oh, so you wanna get wacky?
459
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,697
Yeah, why don't we all
just go fucking watch UHF?
460
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,907
Oh. And what is that?
461
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,117
It's a "Weird Al" Yankovic
movie.
462
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,119
It has some really wacky--
463
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,579
That's not the point.
The point is--
464
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:23,167
The point is, what's the harm
in just shaking things up?
465
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,922
Oh, yeah.
Let's shake 'em up.
466
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,175
Let's shake 'em up, okay?
Whatever you wanna do, baby.
467
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,385
Whatever you wanna do, baby.
468
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,346
Who are you talking to?
469
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,601
Oh, no, I-I was talking
to Bruce, baby.
470
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,853
-Can I have your number?
-Never.
471
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,146
[Bruce]
Why'd you press the button?
472
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,481
[Mo]
All right, let's get wacky.
473
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,107
[Keith] You-you don't think
we kind of strayed too far
474
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,442
from the source material,
do you?
475
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,736
Show me in the Bible
where it says the last supper
476
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,113
wasn't a moody, erotic,
fabulous brunch
477
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,324
with a smoking-hot Jesus.
478
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,450
Action!
479
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,369
I'll never betray you, JC.
480
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,547
May the Lord be with you.
481
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:18,806
[gasps]
482
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,015
-[both] Cut!
-[person] Cutting!
483
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,600
Hey, I just wanna check
real quick--
484
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:22,810
you know,
power dynamics and all--
485
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:24,061
that he's not,
like, preying on you,
486
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,104
making you feel uncomfortable--
487
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,313
No, I'm having fun.
488
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:29,149
Okay, sweetie,
it's way too sexual.
489
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,400
She's a prostitute
but not a whore.
490
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,945
Could you try to play her
with, like, a modicum of class?
491
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,071
Okay?
492
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,948
And that's gonna be hard,
I know.
493
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,366
Let's go again!
Actually, cut!
494
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,368
-It's just-it's not working.
-We're not even rolling.
495
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,495
Mary, I need
to make an adjustment.
496
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,288
Jesus, I have a thought.
497
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,583
[ensemble playing
slow jazz music]
498
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:54,341
How can it be
499
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:58,303
Can it be
I wake to a dream
500
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:02,975
There's something
in the voice of your eyes
501
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:07,980
It's something like
a dove as it flies
502
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:10,482
And all I seem to see
503
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,402
- Is you and I...
-Put-put the other drums in.
504
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,654
[tempo quickens]
505
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,447
-Bassline.
-Oh, baseline.
506
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,117
-[Nomi] Stay and wonder
-[Dawn] Where my guitars at?
507
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,660
Day and night
508
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:22,953
What about bongos or something?
509
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,955
Bongos?
Add bongos!
510
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,039
[Nomi] Wonder how my love
511
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:27,749
[Dawn] More music, synth.
512
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:31,211
[Nomi] Came to me
513
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,629
That's it right there.
514
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:33,839
Yeah
515
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,007
[Dawn] The trumpet!
516
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,633
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-The trumpet.
517
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,469
That was good.
Yes, what?
518
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,429
Turn the horns up.
519
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,725
Spotted land
520
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:48,020
The stones that stand
521
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:51,857
Castles by the sea
522
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,944
Or how a child
must know...
523
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:59,072
[Dawn laughs]
524
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:02,159
Dawn, this sounds like fucking
Earth Wind & Fire.
525
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,577
Love Earth, Wind & Fire.
They make hits.
526
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,330
I can't hear you unless you
press the fucking button, Dawn.
527
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,956
Oh, I-I'm sorry Jimmy Jamless
and Terry Clueless.
528
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,041
This isn't--
529
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,083
I have ears.
I know good music.
530
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,293
All right.
531
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:15,547
Came to me
532
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:16,173
Love it.
533
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,884
Came to me, yeah
534
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,637
Now I'm up.
Now I don't need as much.
535
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:25,098
My wonderlove
536
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,601
Wonderlove
537
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:28,352
[laughs]
538
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,604
-All right. Knock it off.
-Yes.
539
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,231
[Mo] The synthesizers,
the drum machine,
540
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,399
-just knock it off, right?
-But you knew with the bongos.
541
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:35,651
[Bruce] It's all about
the bongos, really.
542
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,402
[Dawn] Yeah, 'cause it--
The-the what do you call it?
543
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,321
[Mo] Hey, Dawn? Hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey. Guys.
544
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,781
-[engineer speaking quietly]
-[Dawn] Yeah, a writer.
545
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:41,907
-That was amazing.
-[Dawn] What?
546
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,117
-That was so great.
-[Dawn] You were amazing!
547
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:46,411
-[Nomi] Oh, my God!
-[Dawn] You were--
548
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,456
So good, so good.
549
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,208
But if we could have the room
for a second,
550
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,417
that would be great, you know?
551
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:53,710
Gonna air out
some differences
552
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,462
between old friends,
you know, creative differences,
553
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,964
all that shit--
real quick, real quick, babe.
554
00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:59,758
-Great job, Nomi.
-Real quick, thanks.
555
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,888
I'm thinking--
556
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,599
-Get the fuck out, Bruce!
-[Bruce] All right.
557
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:12,187
[scoffs]
558
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,982
-[Dawn] All right. [grunts]
-[Mo] Wow.
559
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:16,650
What the fuck?
560
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:17,484
Oh.
561
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,987
I did you a favor
letting you fake work
562
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,863
here at this no-show job
563
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:22,990
thinking that your
competitive ass
564
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,075
wouldn't try to big clit me
as usual.
565
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,243
Guess the joke's on me, huh?
566
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,453
Well, would you look at that?
I showed, yo.
567
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,705
-Oh, yeah?
-And thank God.
568
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:31,331
I'm the only thing
holding you and Nomi together.
569
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,250
So maybe chill
with the favor shit,
570
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,751
'cause I think I've got
the lifetime edge
571
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,003
for going to goddamn prison
572
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:38,130
so that you wouldn't spend
a lifetime behind bars.
573
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:39,923
I'm glad you brought prison up,
'cause I've been thinking,
574
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,967
is that where you lost
your ambition, Dawn?
575
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,260
-What?
-Is that what happened?
576
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,012
Maybe you need to spend
some time retracing those steps
577
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:46,680
instead of coming in here
and fucking blowing my life
578
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:50,225
and all my coke while your life
needs the fucking Jaws of Life
579
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,019
because it's
a flaming fucking wreck.
580
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,603
Well, what have you been doing
since you got out, Dawn?
581
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,355
What have you been doing?
Who have you been doing?
582
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,565
Maybe that's
an easier question.
583
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:57,441
No one.
584
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,817
Well, we know
that's a goddamn lie, right?
585
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,569
'Cause you done one, son.
586
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:02,904
Oh, okay, fuck it.
You know what?
587
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,823
Two people.
588
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,158
-Two?
-Unless head counts.
589
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:07,492
You know what?
Fuck it.
590
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,578
Three people, and the only fuck
I'm ashamed of
591
00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:11,997
since I got out of the joint
is you.
592
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,127
-Oh, that's nice. Yeah.
-Yeah.
593
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,837
Well, you know, maybe
this whole friends thing
594
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,047
isn't really working out.
595
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:22,341
Yeah, maybe 'cause all day,
all I've been doing
596
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:24,760
is trying to be your friend
and help you.
597
00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,386
-Mm.
-This is bullshit.
598
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,472
Telling everyone
that you've changed.
599
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:31,433
You turned her birthday
into the fucking Mo show.
600
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,019
[laughing] What?
This is all for her!
601
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:36,063
So booking
your musical heroes
602
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:37,522
and your favorite composer
603
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:40,817
to write and record your song
was for her?
604
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:44,237
Okay, you know what?
She's the fucking artist, dude!
605
00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:45,280
I know that.
606
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:46,656
Isn't that what
this whole trip is, hmm?
607
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:49,326
To protect the music,
keep it pure.
608
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,453
But no, this is
another ego trip, right?
609
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:52,829
-It's a what?
-Yeah.
610
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:53,497
-A what?
-Yeah.
611
00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:55,123
-What?
-I see you, Mo.
612
00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:58,168
I fucking see you,
and you're mad but not at me.
613
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,503
You're mad at you,
'cause no matter
614
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:03,423
what you tell yourself,
today and every fucking day
615
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,258
is still all about you.
616
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,219
Do you have any idea
how much pressure
617
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:08,512
-you put on that poor girl?
-Oh, my God.
618
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:09,596
-Did you ever--
-She's trying to make it.
619
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:10,555
Who gives a shit?
It's pressure.
620
00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:11,723
What do you mean
who gives a shit?
621
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:14,101
Did you ever hear
that pressure busts pipes?
622
00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:15,602
Did you ever hear
that pressure makes diamonds?
623
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,479
Yeah, I learned that
on Black Monday
624
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:18,647
when you tried to pressure me
625
00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:20,982
to marry you
with a fucking diamond.
626
00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:22,234
[discordant piano notes play]
627
00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:25,612
I hate jazz!
628
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:37,874
[both]
See what you fucking did?
629
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,045
eerie music
630
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:50,887
[heavy banging]
631
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,521
[rapid knocking]
632
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,356
[Blair]
Who are you?
633
00:24:09,656 --> 00:24:11,992
Okay, so we're
losing our mind.
634
00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:13,952
With good reason.
635
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:15,162
There's somebody out there,
636
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,455
waiting, watching,
637
00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:17,831
probably sharpening something
638
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:20,792
or-or cutting the eyes
out of photos.
639
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:23,837
It's time to stop hiding
and start killing
640
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,839
or be killed, killer.
641
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:28,800
[laughing]
642
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:34,890
Get out of my head, you me!
643
00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:38,643
So I guess I see now
how all of this was kind of
644
00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:40,437
exactly the opposite
of what you wanted.
645
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,522
And it only took
a day and a half.
646
00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:45,150
That's so helpful.
Thank you, Dawn.
647
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:46,860
So look, the guys
are gonna be here for a bit.
648
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:49,112
Do you wanna jump back in there
and do some pop stuff?
649
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:52,365
Mo, Mo, I love every part
of being with you
650
00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:53,909
except working with you,
651
00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:56,870
and if we're gonna give this
till death thing a shot,
652
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,539
we can't go down the same route
as you and Dawn,
653
00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,124
or we'll kill each other.
654
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,334
No offense.
655
00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:03,919
-The guy's a fucking maniac.
-She's completely unhinged.
656
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,630
Yeah, so I know that's not
exactly what you want.
657
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:09,549
No, no, no, no, it's not--
I just want you to be happy.
658
00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:11,259
Okay?
I'm sorry about all this.
659
00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:13,220
Well, remember you said that,
660
00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:16,014
'cause I'm thinking
I want Dawn to--
661
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:18,016
-To go back to prison?
-No, to--
662
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,017
-Leave the country?
-No.
663
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:20,185
-To fuck off and die.
-No.
664
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,521
To manage my career...
665
00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:24,856
...for the label,
666
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:26,733
if she'll have me.
667
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:30,153
Whoa, I-I don't know shit
about this shit.
668
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,489
-Well, there you go.
-But I'd be honored.
669
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:35,700
Yes, I mean, uh, Mo was right
about one thing.
670
00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:37,494
You know, I need
to get off the mat
671
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,412
and start kicking dick again.
672
00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:41,248
You know what?
I get it.
673
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:44,376
I do.
Actually, I-I-I get it.
674
00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:47,295
I don't want us, you know,
to become us either,
675
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:50,757
and, you know,
with me out of the way,
676
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:53,802
I think you two could make
a pretty mean team.
677
00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:56,471
So if that's what you want,
baby, happy birthday.
678
00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,974
-Mm.
-[chuckles]
679
00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:00,600
[silently mouths words]
680
00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:02,394
[silently mouths words]
681
00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:03,687
[whispers]
Well, fuck you too.
682
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:04,938
-Fuck you.
-[Nomi] Mm.
683
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,649
-[silently mouths words]
-[Nomi] Oh, okay, babe, babe.
684
00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:10,360
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
sorry, babe, sorry, babe.
685
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,987
eerie music
686
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:15,115
[Screen Blair laughing]
687
00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:19,119
Start killing or be killed.
688
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,079
[Screen Blairs overlapping]
Start killing or be killed.
689
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:24,082
Start killing or be killed.
690
00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:27,377
[laughter continues]
691
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,422
dramatic music
692
00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:36,219
[keypad beeping]
693
00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:42,767
I'm coming for
you motherfuckers!
694
00:26:42,809 --> 00:26:44,102
-[Corkie screams]
-[Keith] Fuck!
695
00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:46,605
Oh, God, whoa.
Shut your shit.
696
00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:48,815
We're about to watch our
sympathy commercial, please.
697
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,233
Decent slot,
smack in the middle
698
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,943
-of Must See TV Thursday.
-[Tiff] Mm-hmm.
699
00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:53,486
Thursday.
700
00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:55,655
I've been in there
for two days.
701
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,116
I've lost time!
702
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,621
Guys, shh, it's on.
It's on, shh.
703
00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,623
[Keith] Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. [laughs]
704
00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:07,334
[announcer echoing]
Just as Jesus forgave,
705
00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:10,503
we ask you to forgive.
706
00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:12,213
[laughs]
707
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:13,590
I'll never betray you, JC.
708
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:16,134
[ethereal music playing]
709
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:18,470
Oh, see?
You couldn't even tell.
710
00:27:18,511 --> 00:27:20,263
I didn't know
you were gonna be in it.
711
00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:21,598
May the Lord be with you.
712
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,224
-[Keith] Wow.
-[Corkie] Oh, Tiff too.
713
00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:25,185
[Keith] Sexy.
714
00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:28,355
[laughs]
715
00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:30,607
[announcer]
Forgiveness by Pfaffashions.
716
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:34,361
-[Corkie] Wow.
-I loved it! [laughs]
717
00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:36,738
-[Keith] What'd you think?
-Corkie, did you love it?
718
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,156
[Keith]
What was your favorite part?
719
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:39,074
Yeah.
720
00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:40,742
-[Tiff] She's smiling.
-[Keith] She's speechless.
721
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:44,245
[Tiff] I feel like that's gonna
mean a lot to the family.
722
00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:46,581
dramatic music
723
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:48,458
Okay, okay,
724
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,377
it's time
to stop being hunted
725
00:27:50,418 --> 00:27:52,379
and become the hunter.
726
00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:55,382
So where do we start?
727
00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:57,842
I'm glad you asked.
728
00:27:57,884 --> 00:28:00,387
[all]
We've got a few ideas.
729
00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:03,348
[laughter]
730
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:10,563
We've got a few ideas
731
00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:13,525
[laughter]
732
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:20,824
[laughing maniacally]
733
00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:24,035
dramatic synth music
734
00:28:24,085 --> 00:28:28,635
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