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- ♪

- [whistle blows] - Listen up!

Everybody, listen up! - Come on, man.

All that whistling and stuff this morning, it's too early.

- We have got to get this place up and running.

We got to get this place moving, so I can start

making me some money.

Now, I don't mean making money next week or next month.

I mean, making money today.

- Why do you get to be the coach?

- 'Cause I'm the one that invested

all the stacks on stacks and the racks on rack.

Remember $40,000?

- No, my grandfather invested money here, too.

How come he don't get to be the coach?

- Mm-hmm. - Only thing Vinny need to be

coaching is some mouthwash in his mouth.

Breath smell like two dead skunks.

- [laughs]

- Now, the inspector gave us this report detailing

everything that the state requires for full certification.

Okay, a nurse, cook, landscaper.

Last but not least, a wellness coordinator to help maintain

the physical and spiritual wellbeing of all our seniors.

- Seniors? Where the S come from?

The only resident we got in here is Mr. Reginald.

- Exactly, but as soon as we start filling the jobs

on this list, then we can start filling all the rooms.

Okay, now we got to hire a nurse here.

And the rest of the positions can be filled

by every able body in here, including children.

- Now, alright, now hold on, Mr. Brown.

So I'm sick of this little inspector guy, right?

So they can do their chores, but they not on the payrolls.

We gotta watch these child labor laws.

- You're right. You're right.

Okay, that's why Philip, he can, uh, do his history report.

- LEAH: Yes, he can. - And then Sandra

just let her finish her college application.

- Perfect. - Alright, so the first job

we need to fill on here is cook.

- Ooh, ooh! I'll be the cook!

- You'll be the who? - I'll be the cook.

- Have you ever cooked for googles and googles

of hungry people?

- Jeremy, kids-- - Hmm-mm.

- No. No.

- Okay, listen, listen.

Vinny used to be a cook on a Navy ship.

I'm going for experience right here.

Okay, which leads me to my next position--wellness coordinator.

- Ooh!

That I can do, honey. [laughs]

- You--you can do that? - Uh-huh.

- Have you ever, uh, put together a menu

or done anything that deals with people that, uh,

eat applesauce all day?

Who take frequent naps?

Who barely make it to the potty?

I don't think you do. - Who here does?

- Uh, Cora.

Cora used to be a schoolteacher.

See, dealing with old people's kinda like dealing with kids.

- I can be the landscaper, though.

Like, I know I got what it takes to mow a lawn.

- You got what it takes? - LEAH: Yes.

- You know the difference between crabgrass

and Bermuda grass?

Do you know the proper water temperature for the sprinklers?

Have you ever trimmed the hedges into exotic birds?

I didn't think so. Jeremy, you the landscaper.

- Ah, Mr. Brown!

He don't know what he doing either.

- Yes, he do. - No, he don't.

- The other day? - Uh-huh?

- My barber couldn't make it,

so I asked Jeremy, "Can you just trim me up

and shampoo my beard?" Look it, is it white?

Is it trimmed tight?

Jeremy, if anybody know how to trim this stuff,

it's Jeremy. - Okay, count me in.

- Alright, let's go kick a field goal...

or throw a touchdown, or let's go hit a homerun or something.

- All that.

- Alright, "Pleasant Day" on three! One, two, three!

- ALL: Pleasant Days!

- Get to work! - [whistle blows]

- What about me?

[moans]

- ♪

♪ No matter what you do, I love you ♪

♪ No matter where you go, I'm behind you for sure ♪

♪ Always remember, blood ain't never water ♪

♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪♪

- ♪

- [sniffing]

Man, whatever Grandpa Vinny is cooking,

actually smells good. - [laughs]

That's the first time "Vinny" and "smells good"

has ever been used in the same sentence.

- [sniffs]

Boy, hush.

How's your history report coming along?

- Great, I'm doing it on MLK.

- Mm, nice. What you got so far?

- Uh, yeah, that's it. I just picked a topic.

- Well, my darling, you are in luck, because your mother

knows all about the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Junior.

Okay. [laughs]

Born January 15, 1929.

Won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1964.

- Wow, look at you go, Mom. Come on, sit down.

- Okay, so let's, um-- let's start with his, like--

his march to Selma.

- Actually, Dr. King marched to Montgomery from Selma.

- I knew that, that's right.

[clears throat] - It was a hot day.

- Uh, yes, yes, of course.

It's Alabama, it's the South, I mean--

- Dr. King had a big breakfast.

Eggs over easy,

grits lightly salted with a dash of pepper.

- Uh, Mr. Reginald, you know, that's real specific,

but, uh, yeah, baby.

- He tipped the waitress a buck seventy--

six quarters, two nickels, and a dime.

- It's almost like you were there.

- I was.

Dr. King and I were friends.

- You were friends with Dr. K?

Come on, leave, Mom.

Hey, come on, Mr. Reginald, sit down.

- [sighs] You know what? That's okay.

Where's my daughter?

I will--I will go help Sandra with her college applications.

- Yeah, Cora did that already.

Yeah, she's in her room writing an essay now.

- Right, so I'll just, you know, get out of the way.

You know, get out of your hair.

And, um, you know, let y'all get down

with the get down, right? [laughs]

- Okay, Mr. Reginald, let's go somewhere

where there's less distractions.

- Excuse me. Don't mind.

- [groans]

Fine, not only do I not have a job,

I'm an unemployed distraction.

- [sighs]

- Mmm. - What you doing?

What you doing? - Just doing my job.

You know, taking care of my husband.

- Oh, Leah, I don't have time for this right now.

I got to get back out there

and make them hedges look like flamingos.

[groans]

- I'm doing a good job, aren't I?

- Mm-hmm, hell yeah. - [whistle blowing]

- Hey, we ain't got time for all this extra stuff

y'all trying to get off into.

- [whistle blowing] - Oh!

- Where my flamingos? Where my flamingos?

Flamingo!

Trying to get off and do it.

- Sorry, babe, I got to go. - [groans]

Okay, fine!

I'll get out of your way, too.

- Yes, you're in the way.

You're "Distraction."

- Mr. Brown. - MR. BROWN: Flag on the play.

- Mr. Brown? - Hmm?

- I decided I'm gonna hire somebody to do exercises

for the residents. - Nuh-uh, I--

I do the exercising people.

- Do you know any exercises for older residents?

- Yes, Cora, I know all the exercises.

I--I invented exercise.

- So you know yoga, Mr. Brown?

- Yes, Cora. Cora, "yogurt."

"Yogurt" is, uh--that's where the people act like they

taking a nap, and they just be like this.

They like zombies. - You do not know any yoga.

It's yoga. - Okay, Cora.

I'll tell you what I'mma do. - What you gonna do?

- I'mma try it.

If I do a good job exercising the people, I get the job.

- Okay. - MR. BROWN: Deal?

- Deal, you better bring your A game.

- That's all I have. I have A, B, and C games.

Uh, forget the flamingos.

Look over these resumes and hire me a nurse.

I'mma go stretch.

My ham is tighter than fresh braids.

Cora, they tight. - Wait, wait, wait.

Where the rest of them?

Mr. Brown? - MR. BROWN: Hmm?

- How much salary did you offer?

- Uh, $20 an hour.

- $20 an hour? You got to double that, Mr. Brown.

- I offer benefits.

- What kind of benefits? - Free toilet paper.

When they use that bathroom right there,

they get free toilet paper.

Only--only three strips though per transaction.

- That's nasty, Mr. Brown. - You can take 'em off

individual, Cora. - That's nasty.

- I'm gonna stretch my hamstrings.

- You know, uh, Leah's a nurse.

- Really? - Yeah. Yeah.

She quit when Sandra was born.

But technically, she is an RN.

- Oh, she would be perfect. - Right, yeah. Hey, yo.

She was so good.

She was so good, like, the people at the hospital,

they used to call her "Super Nurse."

- Okay, let's do our due diligence with this

application, so Mr. Brown won't throw a fit, but

if she's up to the job, I don't see why we won't give it to her.

- Nice. - Let's check it out.

- ♪

- You know what? Jeremy, I don't think any of these

any good. I'm not liking what I'm seeing.

- So what you think about Leah?

- She has her RN degree and experience.

I don't see why not. - I totally agree.

I mean, she was so good.

- Mm-hmm. - You know, she was--

she was knowledgeable, she was detail oriented.

- Yes. - Kind.

- Mm-hmm. - And...

- [clears throat] - What you doing?

- Well, I'm throwing these away, Leah's our nurse.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

- It's settled. - [sighs]

I just don't know. I mean, I want her to,

but she hasn't done it in a long time.

We should at least ask her.

- Well, we can just talk to her.

I mean, sometimes when a woman has children and stop working,

she loses her confidence. - Yeah, that's a good point.

You know what? I'm gonna text her.

- No, why you gonna text her when all you gotta do just--

just call her, just yell in there and say,

"I wanna talk to you." - Yeah, you're right.

Leah, I wanna talk to you! - There you go.

That--that works. - Yeah.

- Babe, what's up?

- Hey, Leah. He's calling you for me.

- ALL: [laughing]

- You know what? We, um--

we want you to be our official nurse here

at Pleasant Days Assisted Living Facility.

- [applause]

- Y'all just saying that to be nice.

- No, we offering you the job. - Yes!

- Okay, what about all those other applications?

- Well, it wasn't that many, and they weren't that good.

- No, no, no, no. Come here, come here, come here.

Look, we could have got millions of resumes, alright?

But none of them would have been you.

- Right. - Alright, now it's easy.

All you gotta do is get your license in Georgia.

- [laughs] - I did the research.

It's one test. - One test.

- Mm-hmm. And you got this,

now stop acting like you don't want this job.

Admit it, you miss being a nurse.

- I did.

- Super Nurse. - Boy. [laughs]

- Come on. - Super Nurse.

I haven't heard that in forever.

- Well, get used to it. - What are you doing?

- Take your cape and save the day, alright?

- [laughing]

So you accept the position?

- You guys are super sweet.

But you know, I think you should probably find somebody

who's more experienced with dealing with the elderly.

- Come on, baby, come on, you are a fast learner.

This is what you do.

- And you'll adapt in no time.

- Look, thank you.

That was really nice, but, um...

I just don't think this is right for this stage in my life.

I'm sorry.

- ♪

- Back to the drawing board.

- ♪

- Looks good.

Hey, I was looking for you.

- Oh, I was just outside.

Hey, baby girl. - Oh, hey, Mom.

- Doesn't the yard look good?

- Yeah, Jeremy did a great job.

- And Mr. Brown thought he had a house full of

scallywags and freeloaders. [laughs]

His words, not mine.

But we got the work done, and we surprised him. I know.

Because Jeremy, I mean, he's good at that yard.

He had it all nice, clean cut.

Look like a nice barber been out there trimming.

Sandra got her college essay done, applications.

- Thank you, Miss Cora. You're so amazing.

It looks so good. [laughs]

- Thank you. Thank you.

Even Philip got his history report done

with the help of Mr. Reginald.

- I think it's so cool that we all came together

and got everything done. - Yes.

- We should have some champagne to celebrate.

- Mm-mm. [coughs]

That is, uh, teenager for sparkling cider, Cora.

- You know what? I got a good idea.

How 'bout Sandra read her college essay application?

- Oh, uh, okay.

You really wanna hear it?

- Yes, I wanna hear it.

You know, I helped her decide what she was gonna write about.

But I haven't heard the end product yet.

- Okay, uh. - Go ahead, go ahead.

- So, the essay prompt was to, uh, describe someone--

No, you know what? I'm too shy.

- What, no, just act like you're in your bedroom

just looking in the mirror, you know, just talking to yourself.

- Okay. You know, you are so right.

You always know exactly what to say.

- That's sweet of you. - Okay. Okay.

Alright, so the essay prompt was to describe someone

who inspires you. - Mm-hmm.

- And I wrote, "This person inspires me because she's

"intelligent, caring, and an unparalleled role model,

"and she always takes time out of her busy day to help me.

"These are the reasons I'm inspired

by Cora Jean Simmons Brown." - Oh.

No, no, no, no.

No, baby, you-- you mean your mother.

Your mother inspires you. - Oh, right.

Yeah, I know that's what we decided.

And I mean, of course, my mom inspires me.

But you were just helping me,

so you were kind of fresh in my mind.

- It's okay, Cora. Um...

I know my daughter appreciates me, so, uh...

it's just an essay, you know, it's fine.

I will--I'mma go fold some clothes.

- Leah, wait!

- ♪

- [knocks at door]

- Hey. - Hey.

You know nobody inspires Sandra like you.

- I know, it's not that.

- Well, what is it? You haven't been yourself all day.

- Who knows?

- Well, only two.

You and Jesus.

It's time you make it three.

- [sighs]

Okay, fine.

I feel like I'm just...

here lately, taking up space, Cora.

I may as well be a piece of furniture.

- Look at you, you're here folding clothes.

Being a mother.

You should be extremely proud of yourself.

You've raised two amazing children.

- Mm, and now what?

- Well, find a j--find a new job, be our nurse.

- I want to, I do, Cora, I just...

I don't know if I have what it takes anymore.

- Girl, you should have heard Jeremy talking about you.

I mean, how--he said how proud and happy you used to be

when you walk in your job with your shoulders threw back

and your head so high in the air that your crown

wouldn't dare fall off. - He said that?

- Yes.

- That's my, sugar friend. I love him, too.

[laughs] He's a good man, Cora.

- He is a good man. But he has a good woman.

And he wants you to be our nurse.

He feels like this job will give you another sense of

purpose again.

- I'll think about it. - CORA: Okay.

- You know, my daughter was right, though.

You're very inspirational.

And might I add, persistent?

- Well, you have to be to get what you want these days,

you know? - [laughs]

- Let me help you fold these clothes.

You're folding 'em wrong. - What? This is a good fold.

- Okay, okay, you're right. You're right.

- Don't be judging me, Cora.

- I'm sorry. - [laughing]

- ♪

- Excuse me? Where are the yoga mats?

- Now, now, now, Mr. Brown got something else up

his sleeves today.

- Should I be concerned?

- [laughs] Any time it's Mr. Brown and some sleeves,

concern is your best option. - VINNY: He's right.

- [whistle blowing rhythmically]

- Alright! - [laughs]

- I am LeRoy S.S. Brown! - [groans]

- And the S.S. stands for Sweaty Seniors.

- ALL: [laughing]

- Alright, I want you to make sure your dentures are tight,

and make sure your hair's glued down straight,

because this here right here,

this workout is about to blow up!

- [laughs] - Brown, the only thing

you're gonna blow up is them two ashy-ass knees.

[laughing]

- You keep my name in your mouth more than toothpaste.

- Bro, you ain't never met toothpaste.

- Okay. - [music starts]

- I don't wanna hear your gums flapping,

I wanna see your hands clapping! Get right here.

Come on! - What is--

- Perspiration is my inspiration.

Come on, to the windows! Ugh! Ugh!

To the walls! Ah! Ah!

To the sweat! Ah! Ah!

Drip down your...back! Ah! Come on!

Make the pel--uh, get to pel--get to pel--

ugh, ugh, get the pel-- you like that?

Pulled the hard stuff out on ya. Bam! Bam! Bam!

- Mr. Brown, I used to bike 50 miles a day,

I can do this all day.

- Is that all?

I used to go 100--100 miles.

[heavy breathing]

Ooh, I got "dis-mee."

I think I'm seeing-- I'm seeing stars.

Is that you, Denzel?

Meg Thee Stallion, is that you?

- ALL: [laughing] - Yes!

- Hey, hey, ain't nothing funny.

I could be seriously injured.

- [laughs] The only thing that's seriously injured

is your dubious reputation. - [laughing]

- [gasping]

- What? - Oh my God!

- Is he dead? - We don't got no insurance yet!

- Oh my God, the man's deader than Tupac!

You killed him! - Everybody get back!

Give him some space. Baby, go get the first aid kit.

Mr. Brown, can you get me some towels.

Grandpa Vinny, give me a glass of water, please.

- Get you some towels? You're about to deliver a baby?

- Brown, go get the towels!

Baby, give me the stethoscope out of there, please.

[heavy breathing]

Oh my gosh, he may have just fainted.

Okay, sometimes in old people--

when they strain, it lowers their blood pressure

and diminishes blood flow to the brain.

- I was sitting on the toilet

the other day-- - Mr. Brown, please,

please hush, I need to be able to hear.

- Okay. What is it saying? - Oh my gosh.

Mr. Reginald?

- ♪

- Mr. Reginald, I think you're gonna be okay.

I think you just laughed too hard.

You may have lost consciousness. - [groans]

- I think you got light man syndrome.

And I'm supposed-- - Nice and steady. Sshhh.

His airways were clear.

And his heart rate is steady.

Mr. Reginald? - Huh?

- You're gonna be alright. - [groans]

Sorry to have scared you all.

[coughs] - And I'm sorry

my exercise regiment was too "rig-er-fus" for you.

- Please. - Can't handle 'em.

- You're family now, okay? Thank you, Grandpa.

Drink some of this water. - Come on, let's help him up.

- Drown him with-- - Oh, baby, we should just

let him sit here for a minute, okay?

Yeah?

- See, baby? We need you.

- [sighs]

- You got a nursing degree? - Yes.

- You got experience? - Uh, ten years

at the county hospital.

- You got any references? - Uh...

- Hell, I'm a witness. - [laughs]

- Okay, you are the official nurse of

Pleasant Day Assisted Living Center! Yah!

Give her a hand, y'all! - Wait, wait, wait, wait.

We're forgetting one thing.

Let me see that. Mm-hmm.

- Okay. - Ooh, y'all so dramatic.

- I know. - Super Nurse

needs her cape. - [laughs]

- ♪ Du-du-du-du ♪ - [laughing]

- Okay, I-- [clears throat]--

am the new nurse of Pleasant Days Assisted Living!

- ALL: [cheering]

- I still think somebody should have took care of me!

- [laughs] Oh my gosh!

Mr. Brown, I'm gonna check you out. [laughs]

- ♪

- ♪

- ♪

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