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- Say, "I am." - I am.

- "Moving forward." - Moving forward.

- "I am!" - I am!

- "Nice!" - Nice!

- Apparently, Mr. Brown told her

that if she was nice to us,

that we would meet the boy.

- Hit 'em with the turn!

- I'm not meeting that boy!

- Get out these people's business.

- Nobody say, "Get out my business"

when y'all needed me to talk to that little girl.

Nobody said, "Mind your business"

when y'all needed my $40,000.

Stop judging people.

- Even more of a reason why we should meet him?

- Let it seem like it was her idea.

- Alright, you got it.

- You'll get my bill in the mail

for $40,000.

- ♪

- Ooh, Cora, this is nice. - It is. I mean, everything.

I like how the colors came together.

- Yeah, I'm glad they brought in

all these extra workers.

- They got all they dust off of that.

- Cora, I told you that boy was grown.

- Ooh, look at him. - He picked up that whole piano

by his self.

- Mr. Brown, the piano rolls.

- Well, he did it by his self.

I thought that boy was on that stuff.

- Would you stop that?! I don't wanna say that.

- Y'all, this place looks amazing.

- It does, ooh, it turned out so nice!

- Oh, my goodness.

- Look, look, we got cameras, bam!

- Ooh. - Smile! Hey!

There's lights all under the TV.

- Oh, my goodness, look at that brick

on that fireplace. - Alright, now.

- I like the patterings. - It's classic.

- The plaid with the stripes and the patterings

and everything. - We know you like that.

- We can get this--we can get this place open and running.

- Yes. - Don't get too happy.

We need to pass inspection first.

- We will. - I hope so,

'cause we need the money.

- Y'all could give me back

my $40,000. - Here we go.

Man, you know what? Why you got to always

bring up money?!

- You're the one that brought up money!

- No, you're, "Give me my $40,000."

- Oh, when I say-- - VINNY: "Gimme my $40,000."

- [indistinct arguing] - Okay! Alright!

- "Get me my $40,000, Cora!"

- I didn't borrow no money-- - LEAH: Would you stop?

- "Cora! Can I get my $40,000?!"

- Calm down. - I'm listening.

- Look, hey, hey! - I'm listening. I'm listening.

- Okay, what I-- - It's him!

- What I'm gonna do is-- - Imma get the last word.

- No. - LEAH: Mm-mm!

- What I will do is, I'm gonna call the inspector

so we can get our business license, guys,

so we can get this place open!

To make money! - Hmm.

- Okay. - Alright, okay.

Look, I just wanna say thank you

for helping us get this place together.

- You're welcome. - You're quite welcome.

Any time. I'm here to help.

- At least somebody in this family got manners.

She was talking to us. - She was talking to me.

- Dummy. - Dumber.

- Would you two stop it?

- Well, I helped. I did help.

- Yeah, by spending my inheritance.

- Son, that was never your money. Never.

- Right, right, right, whatever.

Anyway, thank you, Mr. Brown, Cora, so much.

- Sure, you're quite welcome.

- [unintelligible]

This place is beautiful, it's gonna make

so many people happy.

- Really? Huh.

- What? - You know what kind of place

we opening, right? - Yeah.

This is an assisted living facility.

- Yeah, we 'bout to assist some people

to the upper room. - To the upper room. Bye, bye.

- We can make this place special, beautiful,

and a nice ride home to the upper room.

- Mm-hmm. - Oh, I like those words.

We could use those words in a commercial.

- I like that, I like that.

- Commercial? - Yes, a commercial.

We need a commercial for the place.

- We--we ain't got no commercial money.

- Oh, we'll come up with something.

- Yeah, we'll get it from somewhere.

- You're right, if y'all do-- if we do a commercial,

I'm gonna star in it.

I am the beauty of this operation.

- More like the booty of this operation,

because you're a big-ol' greasy--

- Hey! - --hairy, nas--I didn't cuss.

I didn't cuss. I had thoughts of cussing.

- We could do--thi--this the commercial,

this the commercial.

Come to Pleasant Days!

Where we will be the last to let you down.

- That is for a funeral. That's for funerals!

♪ No matter what you do, I love you ♪

♪ No matter where you go, I'm behind you for sure ♪

♪ Always remember, blood ain't ever water ♪

♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪♪

- I need to do the commercial.

- Do you know what you look like?

- Yes, I look human, unlike yourself.

- You look like the monkey with the cymbals,

that's all you need, the organ grinder!

- [mocking] - Would you stop it? Stop it!

- Ain't nobody start-- he started it.

- Ooh! - Oh, man. This is...

- You can go put that table right there,

thank you so much, uh, right there. Yes.

- Thank you, thank you. [laughing]

- Cora, this is like raising kids.

- Yes. Speaking of kids... - [blows air]

- What? - We gon' do it.

- Y'all--Y'all gonna let her bring the boy over here?

- Yeah, I mean, we gotta meet the little boy, right?

- Yeah, you do. But you know what?

Personally, I think it's a good idea.

- I mean, I do too, but, you know,

I had to kinda convince my husband

'cause he wasn't so sure about that.

- Well, I think it's good to know who your kids are.

- Cora, I'm with you when you're right.

I like the way you think. - [giggles]

Well, thank you. Thank you.

- See, that's what I'm trying to get him to see.

- Okay. - We're gon' let her

bring it up, natural, you know.

- That's good, that sounds good.

Long as they know that you are the rulers of the house,

that's all that matters.

- I don't know if she knows all that yet.

But...she's learning.

- [chuckles] Well, you're learning too.

We're all learning.

- I know, Cora, thank you. - You're welcome.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Hello! This is Leroy A. Brown.

And the A is for "Assisting your loved ones

in their final days."

- What is he doing? - I don't know, but--

- This is my brand-new facility that we just opened up,

and they did a fine job.

- Mr. Brown, what are you doing?

- Cora, I'm drumming up business.

- Put that camera down.

- That's Cora. Say "Hey," Cora. - Put--

- I'm on livestream, say hi. I'm live.

- Put that down! - Bring us all your loved ones.

The ones who can no longer assist themselves,

we will help them.

This is one of our seniors right here.

- Get that out of my face! You know I've got warrants!

- He's a little ill, but don't worry.

- You know I'm wanted, man, get that out of my face!

I can't be seen! - Don't be alarmed.

Don't be alarmed, he looks sick.

- VINNY: You really--

- But we love him.

He look exactly like what he been through.

- No speak the English.

- We will have a vacancy soon 'cause he won't be here long.

- I hope he die.

- Send them on out here to Pleasant Days,

where your days will be pleasant and your rest will be in peace.

Look at that.

- We see you, Mr. Brown. - Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Did you just send that out? - Oh, I was live.

I was live on the thing there. - What are you doing?

- I'm trying to get some business for the place.

- Oh, yeah, okay, by ruining us?

- No! What you talking 'bout? Cora said we needed, uh...

to do a commercial, so I'm doing a commercial.

- Yes, a professional commercial.

- Well, we didn't have no professional money.

Y'all got a lot of creative ideas,

but y'all don't have no money. - Mr. Brown!

- Next time y'all have ideas, have a check.

- Mister--Mister Brown, I can't believe you did that.

- Oh, wait, he--it's alright, child, it's okay.

- Cora, it's not alright, he could've ruined our business

with that video.

- Well, I don't think he did that.

- Well, why not?

- 'Cause he only has three followers.

- Wait, what? - He only has three followers.

Him, me, and my mama.

- [laughs] - And he don't know

how to follow nobody. Y'all just calm down.

- I'm 'bout to have wheelchairs

and diapers and canes everywhere.

- [laughing]

- We gon' have robots up in this place. [imitates shots]

- Would you stop that?

- Well, clearly, he thinks he has more than three followers.

- He's delusional, a little bit. - [laughing] Yes.

- Cora, I'm 'bout to blow this place up!

- How many likes do you have, Mr. Brown?

- None. - Oh. Watch this.

- [laughs]

- How many do you have now, Mr. Brown?

- [phone dings] - Cora, I got one!

- CORA: Really? - I got a like!

- It's because I just liked you.

- [laughs] - Thank you, Cora.

- Oh, God. - Cora always liking my stuff.

That's why I love you. - I love you too, Mr. Brown.

- I got a like!

- That's hilarious.

- Hey, baby. - Hello. Hey.

- Hey, sweetheart, how was school?

- It was good. - LEAH: Hmm.

- Did you ride that bus? - Yes.

- And where's your sister? - She's getting off the bus.

- That boy say anything-- - Dad.

- What?! - Man, you're gonna start

making me pull the snitch card.

- Oh? - Son, that's what you are.

You're my little snitch.

- Look, they gon' start labeling me and--

- And what? - And stuff.

- Stuff. Right. - Uh-huh.

- How about you go and get washed up for dinner?

- Why? All the foods we have can be slurped.

I don't have to wash my hands at all.

- Okay, well, just go and wash your lips.

- [chuckles] That was a good one.

That was a good one.

Hey, this place is lookin' a little nice.

- Uh-huh. - Hey, hey, hey, I came up with

a song, you wanna hear? - LEAH: Oh, yeah?

- [beatboxing]

♪ Pleasant Days, you finna die soon! ♪

♪ So come on-- - Get your butt outta here!

- Hey.

Y'all actually might make this work.

- Yes, we will. - Hey, was it good, though?

- No. - [laughs]

- Baby, I hope you don't think he gon' be a rapper.

- Oh, he was pretty good, though.

- No. - He like his mommy.

He get that from his mommy.

- Why is she still out there?

- We said we was gon' be cool, we gotta be cool.

- Okay, yeah, you're right. - Right?

- You're right, my bad, be cool. - See?

We got all the information we need.

- Facts. - So when she bring him up,

we just gon' let her talk.

- Word. - Word.

- Be cool on three. - Let me see.

- One, two, three. - BOTH: Be cool.

- [doorbell chimes] - JEREMY: Alright, be cool.

- Cool, we cool. We always cool, we gon' be the cool parents.

[humming]

- JEREMY: Yeah, that's who we are, we cool.

- Mom. Dad.

- What the hell?!

- Guys, guys. - Hi!

- This is Lindor. - Oh, hi.

- Hi. - JEREMY: Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey.

What's going on, man? Baby. Baby.

- What? - He in his thirties.

- I wanted you guys to meet him.

- Uh-huh. - SANDRA: So...

- Okay. - Can he stay for dinner?

- [sighs] Yeah, sure.

- I understand. Wait, what?

- Are you surprised to see we're, like, cool parents.

- Well, I... - What?

- I mean, I--I was expecting-- - What?

- Hey, you know what? Hey, come on, son, uh,

let's go talk, we can have a seat in here.

- Okay, yeah. - Hey, man,

how many kids you got? - None.

- You sure. - Yes.

- You ever been married before? - No, sir.

- Alright, 'cause you look like somebody I grew up with.

- I'll get dinner ready. - Okay.

- 'Cause we cool parents.

- Okay. - We cool, girl, we cool.

- That was awkward.

- Kinda didn't go over how I thought it would.

- Wait, I thought you were gonna ask them

to invite him over.

- Well, I wanted him to come over tonight.

- Well...

- Why are they being so cool?

- It's 'cause you're so nice! - Mm-mm.

No, something is wrong. Something is way wrong.

Did he just give me a thumbs up?

- Yeah.

I wonder why y'all got the same hair.

- Mr. Brown. Don't be jealous 'cause you don't have any hair.

- That's 'cause he took it all.

Boy got horse hair. [imitates neighing]

- This is a nice place.

- Yeah, yeah, thank you.

- Does your daddy know you're here?

- No. No, no, no, no, no, no. No.

- Well, why not?

- He doesn't really want me here.

- Okay, and you're here anyway.

- My dad is, um... - He's what?

- He's a bit strange.

- [agreeing]

- What do you mean?

- Um, well, ever since my mom died, he's just been...

he's kinda watched me like a hawk.

- Yeah. I'm sorry to hear that. - Yeah. And--and I'm sorry.

- For what? - That I didn't come

and introduce myself to you.

- Yeah, that would've been the respectful thing to do.

- Yeah, manners. - I know.

Um, but she said it was fine. - Oh, did she?

- Yeah. I'm not throwing her under the bus, am I?

- Bigger than the one you drive.

- Huh. Sorry.

Uh, I like your daughter, a lot.

- How old are you? - 18.

- Okay, and you know how old my daughter is.

- Yes. - Okay, so how do you know

you like her if you just met her?

- Well, I just do. You know how that is.

Sorry. [clears throat] Sorry.

- No, how about...you tell me. - VINNY: [yelps]

- LINDOR: Uh-- - Boy, be quiet.

- Uh, well, she's, uh, sweet.

And--and she's smart. And she's got a really nice--

- What?

- Personality. - Good answer, good answer.

- Personality. - He's trying to say she ugly.

- You're trying to say she ugly. - No! No.

- Sounded like that to me. - No, she's beautiful.

Beautiful. - Alright, okay.

- Don't get me wrong, your daughter isn't just...cute,

you know, she's sophisticated, and I really like that.

- Hmm. - Ah.

It sound like he describing Michelle Obama.

- Yeah. [unintelligible] - Yeah, no problem with her.

Well, how much do you like her? - VINNY: How much?

- A lot? - What's a lot?

You mean, like...like a buffet? - Like a buffet,

like all you can eat.

- [unintelligible] all you can eat?

- LINDOR: No, no, no, like, um,

like a nice restaurant, you know.

- VINNY: Hmm, yeah. - Look, look, have a seat.

Have a seat, alright?

Listen. [clears throat]

My daughter, she's really important to me.

- VINNY: Mm-hmm. - We just got here.

And I really don't want her seeing anybody, she's too young.

- Oh. Oka--okay, yes, I didn't know that.

I could go if you want.

- Alright, man, have a good night.

- No, no. Give the kid a chance, man, don't be like that.

- You wanna give somebody a chance?

- I mean, look, his daddy is the sheriff,

we need to get the permits, we need to open this place up

so Brown can get his $40,000, "Cora, I need my $40,000."

- Alright, look. You know, you're here already, so, uh,

you know, it's cool, you can stay.

- Thank you. Thank you.

- But don't get too comfortable, alright?

- Yes, sir. - 'Cause he'll bounce

your butt out of here.

- Um...I could, uh, I could set the table if you want.

- Oh, hell no.

You ain't got no hairnet on,

I don't want your hair about my food.

- No. [unintelligible]

- Yeah, yeah, okay, um...

[chuckles] Is there anything else I can do around here?

- Well, let's see, yeah, I mean...

- Um, I noticed your gutters need cleaning,

I'm really good at cleaning them.

- Oh, no, that--that, uh... - Oh, no, no, yeah, yeah.

Let's see. - And, um,

some fresh paint on the overhang wouldn't hurt, right?

- That's cool, but you need to know

before you do anything in here, nobody in this place

can pay you anything.

- Oh, no, no, no, I don't wanna be paid,

I--I'm fine doing it for free.

- How would you like to marry my great-granddaughter today?

I can hook that up. - Grandpa!

- Justice of the peace--your daddy can marry people.

This boy, he's a keeper. - O--okay, stop it.

- Okay. - Don't try to sell my daughter.

Look, Lindor, uh... give me a minute, alright?

I wanna go talk to my wife, okay?

- Okay. - Alright, make yourself

comfortable, just don't touch the plates.

- Alright.

Sorry. Sorry.

- He don't like to be touched.

- [groaning] Damn.

- What?

- He's actually a nice kid.

- Now, you said the boy was a...

- I know, I know what I said, baby.

- And now he's a nice kid. - Maybe.

He offered to clean the gutters and everything.

- Yeah, well, maybe he should marry our daughter then.

Huh? Yeah. - You know what I mean.

- No, I don't. - Well. My grandpa, though,

he think he should marry her.

- Well, he'd sell our daughter for a cow

and two bags of rice.

- And a building permit.

- What are you talking about? - Nothing, nothing.

You know what? There's something weird about him, though.

- What you mean, baby?

- I don't know, it's just-- it's just strange,

I can't really explain it. Like sad, I don't know.

- Hmm, we'll have dinner and... get to know the boy.

- Yeah, alright. You doing good?

- I'm doing good? - Yeah.

Not with the vegetables, I'm talking 'bout...

- Oh, no, no, no, you didn't. - I'm talking 'bout like...

- Hey!

- Hi.

- What's the matter for you?

- They didn't get mad.

- And you wanted them to?

- Well, no, I mean...yeah.

- Why? - Because I don't know

how to react to them not getting mad.

- What? How we--didn't we go over this?

Be nice and nice come to you.

Blessings come out of nowhere when you're nice.

- Yeah, I know-- - Blessings seen and unseen.

- Well, I don't know-- - From the high

and from the low, blessings come everywhere.

You just be nice, okay?

You don't wanna be nice?

- Well, not if they're not gonna get mad!

- Agh, girl. Get over it, just take your blessings and run.

You have a good dinner with him, okay?

- Okay. No, no, no! Wait! - Girl, you better not

run up on me like that.

- Mr. Brown. - Hmm?

- You know, you have a big mouth.

What did you tell them?

- My mouth ain't big. I got a little mouth.

- Mr. Brown, you know you can't lie.

- Girl, I ain't-- ain't nobody said nothing.

Enjoy your dinner, I'll see you in the morning.

- Okay, thank you. - Uh, Mr. Brown?

- Hmm? - Are you BrownBomber online?

- Hold on, let me put my code in here.

- Your name is BrownBomber? - 'Cause I'm the bomb! Yeah.

- It could mean something else too.

- Yeah, like the--that's me. That's me.

- Wow. - Wow? Wow what?

- And did you make this post about this place?

- Yeah, that's it right there. How you get that?

- Because you're going viral. - I got the virus?!

I knew I shouldn't have been drinking at that place.

- What? - I had some water

and that gave me the virus! - [phone chiming]

- No, it means you're getting a lot of likes and stuff.

- There are only four people that I know

that can like mine and... I'm two of them.

- [phone dings] - Not anymore.

- What? What does that mean? - That means a lot of people

want the address and phone numbers of this place.

- [high-pitched voice] Shut up! - Mr. Brown.

This place is a church that has busloads of people.

- [phones dinging] - A whole bus?

- Busloads, I mean, I don't even know

if we have that many rooms. - [high-pitched voice] Shut up!

Okay, what's that mean? Mean more people coming?

- Well, let's just say the Brown Bomber about to be

swimming in green.

- [high-pitched voice] What?! - Yeah.

- What?! - Swimming in green.

- What about me? - Swimming in green.

Swimming in green.

Let's go tell Mom and Dad! - Let's go tell Mom and Dad!

- [phones dinging]

- Yo. - Huh?

- I cannot believe this,

look how many likes you're getting.

- I know, they like me!

- [phones dinging] - See? Pling!

You ain't ever got that many likes, have you?

- Mr. Brown, what's taking you so long?

- Cora, they--I got like 15,000 lacks.

- What?! - Lacks. Lacks. Is it lacks?

- Likes. - Likes. Likes.

- They trying to get to this place, Cora.

- Oh. What?! - They like me.

- [phones dinging] - They like me!

- Oh, wow. - Pling!

- One guy wants to know why you're wearing

what you're wearing.

- Tell him that 'cause I'm a fashion icon.

Fashion. Eye... use the "mojoji," uh--

- Emoji? Emoji. - Yeah, use that.

- Gosh. - Cora, they like me.

- Okay, alright. - Wait a minute.

- Oh, what--? - She want me to do what?

- No, no, no, hit no. - Well, the phone's ringing.

Come on, I gotta go, we gotta go.

- Look like we gon' be busy.

- ♪

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