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Okay, there's Chyna.
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How's my breath?
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Why did you do that?
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I'm the one asking her out!
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Oh. I had garlic pancakes
for breakfast
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and I wanted to know
if you could smell them.
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Yes! I can smell them!
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So, Chyna,
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that $200 million movie
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based on the popular game
opens this weekend.
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Oh! You mean,
Tic-tac-toe: The Movie?
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I have been dying to see it
ever since I saw the trailer!
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"In a world torn apart by the war
between the X's and the O's,
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"three rebels, Tic, Tac, and Toe
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"must fight for
the future of mankind."
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I know! I heard
it's even better than
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Duck, Duck, Goose: The Movie.
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And, I happen to have two tickets
to see it on Saturday night.
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Really? That's awesome!
Have a great time.
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Wow.
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That was the saddest thing
I've ever seen.
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And I've seen a grown man
riding a moped.
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Hey! My dad cares
about the environment!
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Look, when it comes to women,
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subtlety is not the way to go.
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You have to ask them out
over and over again,
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and eventually you'll wear them down
and they'll stop saying no.
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Really? Does that work?
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Watch and learn.
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Hey, Olive. Want to go out with me
Saturday night?
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I'd rather be tied to a cactus
in the desert
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and slowly eaten by buzzards.
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See?
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She didn't say no.
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(Theme song playing)
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(Whoo!)
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something differentwe all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'emclip your wings ♪
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♪ You got itYou got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got itWe got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, oohOoh, ooh ♪
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(Whoo!)
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So, Paisley, even though we're
partnered on this psychology project,
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I want you to know that
I'll be in charge.
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So don't worry, you'll get an easy A.
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Oh, I like my A's over easy.
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Anyway, my theory is,
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if you place a weak person
in a position of authority,
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they'll go mad with power.
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So for our subject, we just need to
find someone weak.
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Well, don't pick me.
I'm not weak.
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I don't know my own strength.
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"Strength" means "address," right?
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I mean, we need to find
someone totally powerless,
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completely lacking in respect.
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Guys, "Kick Me" signs go on the back.
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It doesn't work if I can see it.
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(Ow!)
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How did you read that sign
from back there?
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What sign?
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Okay, tiger.
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There's Chyna.
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Now remember,
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don't take no for an answer.
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-You really think I can do this?
-No.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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I just said don't take no
for an answer!
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Go!
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Hey, Chyna. Will you go out with me?
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Fletcher, I'm sorry, but no.
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I don't think it's a good idea.
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I understand.
Will you go out with me?
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As I said four seconds ago, no.
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I don't think
it's a good idea.
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-But, you understand, right?
-Totally.
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Uh, sorry.
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Let's change the subject.
Will you go out with me?
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Hey, look! The Distraction Club
is meeting after school.
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Really?
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Relax, Chyna, you're not too late.
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Sure, Cameron took the sign down,
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but you can still kick him.
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That's not why I'm running.
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Fletcher won't stop asking me out.
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Why?
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I'm guessing
it's because he likes me.
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Why?
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I'm just afraid that
if I keep rejecting Fletcher,
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he'll hate me and
it'll ruin our friendship.
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But if I say yes, and we go out
and it ends badly,
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that will also ruin our friendship.
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Why are you so worried about
ruining our friendship?
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We're not friends.
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I mean my friendship with Fletcher.
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Here's what you do.
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Next time he asks you out, say yes.
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But then we'll be going out.
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You have so much to learn.
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Guys only want
what they can't have.
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Once you say yes,
he'll immediately lose interest.
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Huh. And that's happened to you?
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No.
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Obviously not, because,
well, look at me.
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Thanks, Lexi. It's really nice of you
to give me advice.
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In fact, you do know
a lot about boys.
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So while I have you here,
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I wouldn't mind picking your brain
on a few other things.
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Hey, look! The Convenient Excuse Club
is meeting after school.
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Oh, really? Where?
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Oh.
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I'm beginning to think there are
too many clubs at this school.
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I'm ready to take notes
for our psychology experiment.
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Psychology starts with a "P."
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Okay, I'll go to the bathroom
and I'll be right back.
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New plan, let me do everything.
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Oh. Congratulations, Cameron,
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you've been unanimously chosen
to handle the most
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important job in school!
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You're the new hall monitor!
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Really? Awesome!
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Sorry, hall monitor,
you've been replaced.
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-Let me try to be clear.
-(Exclaims)
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That would be so cool,
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because then we'd be
able to see your bones.
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I mean, Cameron,
you're the new human hall monitor.
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You get to enforce
all the important rules,
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like no running in the halls.
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I don't know.
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Nagging everybody
to follow the rules?
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Hall monitor doesn't
sound very fun.
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You're right. I know what!
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I'll give you an even cooler job!
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You're gonna be Corridor Sheriff!
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-Ooh, now that sounds fun!
-Yeah.
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-Do I get a horse?
-No.
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Then how am I gonna
ride off into the sunset?
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Why would you want to?
You'd get horribly burned.
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Sometimes, the best way to trick
a woman is to catch her off guard.
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Observe.
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-Olive! Will you go out with me?
-(Whistles)
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(Groans)
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My eyes!
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Life gave me lemonade!
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There's nothing
left to do with it!
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Uh, Chyna...
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Yes. I'll go out with you.
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-What?
-I wanna go out with you.
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Oh.
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You seem a little disappointed.
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I'm sorry, but...
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I was expecting fireworks.
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Well, that's just not how things
happen in the real world.
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(Fireworks)
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There they are.
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The batteries must have been low
in my remote control detonator.
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Ooh.
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Welcome to the
International House of Whatever.
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Today our "whatever" is balls.
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Meatballs, melon balls,
matzo balls...
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You even have to eat
sitting on yoga balls.
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Whoa! Okay.
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Can I start you off
with a salad ball?
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Actually,
I'm here on a date.
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I took your advice and said "yes,"
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so hopefully Fletcher will start
losing interest in me very soon.
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Happy six-hour anniversary,
sweetie!
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Whoa!
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Customer down!
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Fletcher, what are you doing?
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Taking pictures for our scrapbook
commemorating our romance.
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-Hmm.
-Whoa!
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Customer down!
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Wow!
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Some of these pictures are of times
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I didn't even know
you were around.
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Oh, great.
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Now I'll have a picture of you
looking at the pictures.
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Whoa!
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Customer down!
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Okay. If we're gonna do well
on our assignment,
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we need to make Cameron
mad with power.
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Which means we'll need
some serious rule-breaking.
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Okay.
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No. I said "rule breaking."
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I know. I heard you.
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I just hate that this thing thinks
it's my ruler.
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I didn't vote for it.
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Just stick to the plan.
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Hey, Corridor Sheriff.
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Ma'am.
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Hope no one breaks
any rules around here.
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Look! I'm running in the halls!
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Man, can you believe this?
Paisley's running in the halls!
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Uh, you sure?
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I'm running in the hall!
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Yes, I'm sure!
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You're Corridor Sheriff!
Go after her!
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-What are you doing? Hurry!
-I can't.
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There's no running in the halls.
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But you know what
would really help?
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You're not getting a horse!
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I'm running in the halls!
I'm running in the hall!
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(Whispering)
Lexi, you've gotta help me.
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Fletcher's getting really clingy.
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Why are you whispering?
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Go! Get out of here! Go!
Psst! Psst! Psst!
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You see what I'm dealing with?
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I just wanna let you know,
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you're the most beautiful girl
I've ever seen.
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Um, Chyna, your boyfriend
is hitting on me.
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Awkward!
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Please, just tell me how
I can get out of this
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without hurting his feelings.
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Just get him to
break up with you
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by being the meanest,
nastiest girlfriend in the world.
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Criticize everything he does.
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-Does that work for you?
-(Scoffs) No.
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No one's gonna break up
with Lexi Reed.
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Again, look at me.
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All right, Corridor Sheriff.
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Remember, you're in charge.
What you say goes.
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If someone doesn't listen,
throw 'em in the box!
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I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
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I'll get in the box.
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No!
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Look! I'm writing in the halls!
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Good for you, Paisley!
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When'd you learn to write?
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That's graffiti!
She's vandalizing the school!
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You have the power
to do something! Go.
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Paisley! Give me that marker
right now!
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You forgot to dot the "I."
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Wow, Cameron!
You make a great smiley face!
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But, Olive, yours isn't
very good at all.
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So, did Fletcher finally come to
his senses and break up with you?
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No. But I'm sure
I can drive him away.
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Well, you picked
the perfect outfit.
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Hey, Chyna.
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What kind of boyfriend are you?
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I show up for a date and you don't
even bring me flowers?
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Well, these are tiger lilies!
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I hate tiger lilies!
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00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,455
You don't even know
my favorite flower
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is the Ecuadorian Bonnet Orchid
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that only grows in the shadow
of the Pululahua Volcano?
258
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,333
Here you go.
259
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,540
Well... (Sniffs)
This smells too good!
260
00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:34,627
Uh, I got you some water.
261
00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:36,919
Room temperature,
just the way you like it.
262
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:43,127
This is warm!
263
00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:44,998
But you just said you liked it
room temperature!
264
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,043
Not the temperature
of this room!
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00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:50,205
I want it the temperature
of the room that
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00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:52,001
I'm thinking of in my mind!
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00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,205
Chyna, look.
268
00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:00,041
We need to talk
about our relationship.
269
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:05,044
I think I know where
you're going with this.
270
00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:07,497
When we started
seeing each other,
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00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:09,043
I thought it was
just what I needed.
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00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:11,881
But it turns out...
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00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:13,829
Just blurt it out! I can take it!
274
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,631
This is really hard
for me to say.
275
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:20,625
That's why I recorded this song!
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♪ When two people marry ♪
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00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:29,883
(Fletcher) (Singing)
♪ It's as sweet as a berry ♪
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00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,580
♪ I propose ♪
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00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,747
♪ A great dressyou'll be wearing ♪
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00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,884
♪ And they'll servepickled herring ♪
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00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:41,876
♪ I propose ♪
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00:15:41,959 --> 00:15:43,669
♪ Don't put me in disposal ♪
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00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:46,290
♪ Please accept my proposal ♪
284
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,674
♪ It will rain raisin bread ♪
285
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:52,000
♪ From a big dragon's head ♪
286
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:53,713
♪ On the day of the wedding ♪
287
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:55,832
♪ We all can go sledding ♪
288
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:02,883
♪ I propose ♪
289
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:09,210
Chyna Parks, would you make me
the happiest man on Earth,
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and do me the honor of being my
291
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:13,671
date to my cousin's wedding
this weekend?
292
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:19,288
How can I say no?
293
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:22,495
Literally. I'm trying to think of a way
I can say no and I can't.
294
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:32,923
Congratulations on the wedding.
295
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,630
You know, for 20 bucks,
I could get you a driver and a limo.
296
00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:38,959
Sure! That's a great deal!
297
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,461
FYI, the driver's my mom,
298
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:43,082
the limo's a minivan, and one of you
has to sit in a car seat.
299
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:47,544
Things with Fletcher
are out of control.
300
00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:48,825
Saw that coming.
301
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:52,745
But you're the one
who told me to ask him out!
302
00:16:52,834 --> 00:16:56,254
Chyna, you can't
spell blame without "bla."
303
00:16:57,834 --> 00:16:59,254
What does that even mean?
304
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:03,961
Come on! You've gotta help me
get out of this wedding!
305
00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:06,041
Don't worry. I know what to do.
306
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:07,750
Good.
307
00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:10,004
Watch carefully. It's very subtle.
308
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:14,790
Fletcher, Chyna is not into you.
309
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:17,165
She never was,
and she never will be.
310
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,250
The only reason she agreed
to go out with you
311
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:22,003
was to get you to leave her alone!
312
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,003
The mere sight of you
sickens her!
313
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,126
Fle...
314
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:34,003
What was that?
That wasn't subtle!
315
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:37,503
Did I say subtle? I meant brutal.
316
00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:40,293
I'm always mixing
those two words up.
317
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,880
We're running out of time
to complete our experiment.
318
00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:47,579
So when Cameron comes by,
I want you to litter.
319
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,827
I'll try, but I don't know
if I can give birth to puppies.
320
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:56,000
Forget it. I'll do it myself.
321
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:02,038
Yeah! That's right! I littered!
322
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:05,285
What are you going to do about it,
Corridor Sheriff?
323
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,035
I'm gonna join in!
That looks like fun!
324
00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:11,539
Whee! It's snowing inside!
325
00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:15,827
Well, how about I do this
to your badge?
326
00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:21,457
Good idea!
327
00:18:21,542 --> 00:18:22,922
I should go undercover!
328
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000
Maybe then I'll catch someone
breaking the rules!
329
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:29,003
I'm breaking the rules!
Lock me up!
330
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:31,383
Oh, wait, never mind,
I can't trust you to do that!
331
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,788
So I'm gonna put myself in jail!
332
00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:35,705
Ha!
333
00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:38,422
Actually, there wasn't
much need for the jail,
334
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,380
so I turned it into
a bed and breakfast.
335
00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:42,917
That is it!
336
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,710
You are the worst Corridor Sheriff ever!
337
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:46,832
You are a joke!
338
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,577
But look who's laughing now!
339
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,997
(Laughing crazily)
340
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:05,495
And that concludes
our psychological experiment,
341
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:08,833
"How to Drive a Calm Person
To The Brink of Madness."
342
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:13,673
How dare you two manipulate me
343
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:15,710
when I was trying
to manipulate you!
344
00:19:15,792 --> 00:19:19,082
I'm the puppet master! Me! Me!
345
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,666
(Screaming)
346
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,630
And that was some bonus footage.
347
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,375
(Romantic music playing)
348
00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:36,205
Look at all those couples.
We're much happier.
349
00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:38,421
Us single guys have the right idea.
350
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,750
(Sobbing)
351
00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:48,245
(Sobs) You're right.
It's all a facade.
352
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,575
(Chyna) (Singing)
♪ I really need you, Fletcher ♪
353
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:56,287
♪ Like a patientneeds a stretcher ♪
354
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,955
♪ As a friend ♪
355
00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:01,001
♪ So many thingsyou've seen me through ♪
356
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:03,673
♪ That really awfulstomach flu ♪
357
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,960
♪ As a friend ♪
358
00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:07,961
♪ And you showed me artthat was abstract ♪
359
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,671
♪ You brought me sushiand we snacked ♪
360
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,290
♪ As a friend ♪
361
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:15,035
♪ The day you helped mefix my phone ♪
362
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,575
♪ My weird obsessionwith hambone ♪
363
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:20,167
♪ As a friend ♪
364
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:21,750
♪ Please don't tell methat we're through ♪
365
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:24,044
♪ I want to alwaysbe with you ♪
366
00:20:24,834 --> 00:20:27,384
♪ As a friend ♪
367
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:33,002
Fletcher, I don't want things
to be weird between us anymore.
368
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:35,753
You're one of my best friends,
and I miss you.
369
00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:38,582
Make me the happiest girl
in the world
370
00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:39,787
and say you forgive me.
371
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:46,713
I do.
372
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,790
(Chuckles)
373
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:52,883
I'm so glad things can go back
to the way they were
374
00:20:52,959 --> 00:20:55,749
'cause I love you. As a friend.
375
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:01,495
(Whispering)
She said she loves me!
376
00:21:10,709 --> 00:21:14,249
Olive, I have been thinking
of how to ask you this,
377
00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:16,883
and I think I finally came up
with the perfect way.
378
00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:19,709
So sit back and listen to this.
379
00:21:22,959 --> 00:21:25,919
♪ Olive, please date meIt would be bliss ♪
380
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,960
♪ Maybe later on your porchyou and I can... ♪
381
00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:32,709
Ah! Not again!
382
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:34,999
Are you still there?
383
00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:37,672
Hello?
384
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,580
I have 47 more verses!
385
00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:43,575
I hired a dancing
John Quincy Adams.
386
00:21:44,542 --> 00:21:46,462
I know he's your favorite president.
387
00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:55,582
What happened to the music?
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