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Wow. This is so much better than the
carnival Dad took us to last year.
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That wasn't a carnival. He just sold us
popcorn in the back yard
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while they tented our house
for termites.
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Well, the snacks are better here.
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They even have
deep fried milkshakes!
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Uh, how much was that?
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Because Mom only gave us
100 dollars,
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and she's expecting change back.
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No, she gave me 100 dollars
and put me in charge
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because I'm older
and more responsible.
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You're responsible?
Last week, you lost your keys.
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While playing on the roof.
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Of a fireworks factory.
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Hey, Chyna.
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Don't be sad, Olive.
I know it's summer, but don't worry,
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school will start up again
in seven and a half weeks.
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That's not why I'm upset.
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My mom's making me donate
all my old dolls to the toy drive.
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Oh, that's nice.
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No, it's not nice!
These are my babies!
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Wow. Your babies are ugly.
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Don't you talk about
Eleanor Roosevelt that way!
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It's all right, Ellie.
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She's just jealous because she was never
chairman of the Presidential Commission
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on the Status of Women.
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(Laughs)
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Where's Cameron?
Ever since last summer
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when he got lifted away
by that pelican, I get so nervous.
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(Theme song playing)
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(Whoo!)
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something differentwe all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'emclip your wings ♪
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♪ You got itYou got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got itWe got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, oohOoh, ooh ♪
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(Whoo!)
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Here it is, Angus, one of the fastest,
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scariest roller coasters
in the country, The Death Spiral.
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Cool! I'm finally tall enough to ride it
now that I've had my growth spurt!
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You've had your growth spurt?
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I don't know why they call it
the Death Spiral.
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I wasn't even scared for a second.
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You should tell that to your face.
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Look at the baby,
cwying on the wittle woller coaster!
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(All laughing)
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I guess this is it.
Goodbye, girls.
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Sorry, Susan B. Anthony.
Goodbye, women.
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Lexi? You're donating
your doll to charity, too?
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No! I hate Charity!
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Look at her. She's always
looking down on everybody!
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I brought Little Lexi
because I've entered her
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in the doll beauty pageant.
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A pageant for dolls?
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Well, maybe if one of my dolls won,
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my mom would see that
they really aren't worthless.
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Which obviously they aren't, because
they're made from polyvinyl chloride,
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which currently trades
at 7,200 Chinese yuan per ton.
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Whatever.
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I have to get Little Lexi
in her evening gown.
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Well, into her doll girdle,
then her evening gown.
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Paisley! Hurry up
with Little Lexi's bags!
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Sorry. I had a really hard time
parking Little Lexi's car.
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Cameron?
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Cameron?
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Come on! Daddy needs
a giant stuffed panda!
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Daddy doesn't
really know why!
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Cameron, you're throwing our money
down the toilet!
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Literally!
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(Groans) I keep missing.
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We share a bathroom.
I could have told you
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you have bad aim
when it comes to toilets.
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Listen, we don't have
that much money.
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At least play something
you have the skills to win at.
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Okay.
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Where's that booth where
you have to guess your age?
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I think I can get pretty close.
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You don't guess your own age!
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-(Buzzing)
-See?
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Now, this is a game
we should play!
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Give me five bucks.
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-(Groans)
-Come on.
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Here you go.
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(Music speeds up)
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(Buzzing)
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(Cameron laughing)
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You lost!
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Well, I didn't know the music was
going to speed up like that.
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But now I do,
so give me five more bucks.
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Forget it, Chyna.
Let's go do something fun.
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This is fun! I'm having fun!
Give me five more bucks!
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(Buzzing)
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Oh, come on!
Give me five more bucks!
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Let it go, Chyna. You don't have to
win at everything.
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I know I don't have to
win at everything.
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Just this thing! Give me money!
Let's go! Let's go!
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There! I did it!
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-(Note plays)
-(Buzzes)
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I'm starting to think
you don't want me to win.
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Give me five more bucks!
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I can't! We don't have
any more money. You spent it all.
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What? Mom's gonna kill us!
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(Ominous song plays)
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Haven't you done enough?
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I'm not waiting in this line again
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just so you can get a better picture.
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No, come on!
I can't go by myself.
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What am I, a loser with no friends?
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Dude, don't ask a question
you don't want the answer to.
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Just one more time.
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I'm telling you, this picture
is going to be way better.
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It is way better.
Can I get this on a T-shirt?
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Or a mug? Or a billboard?
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That's not fair.
I had something in my eye.
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Yeah, tears.
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(All laughing)
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I can't believe
you lost all our money.
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And I'm starving.
I've got to find something to eat.
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Ah! We're in luck.
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What? You want a bite?
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No, I don't want a bite!
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Being hungry is the least
of our problems.
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If we don't come home
with some change for Mom,
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she's gonna take
a bite out of us.
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Hey! I know!
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We can use this empty booth
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to set up our own game
and win back the money we lost.
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(Sighs)
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But we don't have any prizes.
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We don't need prizes because
the game will be impossible
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and no one will ever win.
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But don't there need to be prizes
people think they can win
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to get them to want to play?
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Oh, sure! Poke holes in my plan
with logic and reason!
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And since when did you start using
logic and reason?
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I don't even know you anymore.
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Okay, which one of these dolls
should I enter?
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Ooh! Amelia Earhart!
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Where is she?
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(Gasps) She's missing!
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Give it up. None of your dolls
are going to beat Little Lexi.
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Blow dryer!
Blow dryer!
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Paisley, do I have to
do everything myself?
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Sorry, I was busy getting ready
for the pageant.
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I've decided to enter my favorite doll.
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Belinda's a little bloated,
but she's got a great personality.
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(Announcer) And now,welcome your host,
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the star of the hit1970s children's show,
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Poppyseed Place,
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Bernie!
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A doll pageant?
There's seven people in the audience!
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There were more people
in my police lineup this morning!
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(Groans)
Let's get this over with.
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Who is that supposed to be?
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This is Marie Curie.
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She discovered two radioactive
isotopes, polonium and radium.
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(Chuckles) What she should've
discovered is lipstick.
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I think she looks
very distinguished.
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Shut up, Paisley!
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(Screams)
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Cameron, get over here help me
hang up these decoy prizes!
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Those are Olive's dolls.
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Did you take them
from the donation box?
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No, I would never do
something like that.
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I took them from Olive.
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But don't worry.
I'll give them back when we're done.
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Okay. So, now,
all we need to decide is
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what kind of game to set up.
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It has to look fun,
but be nearly impossible to win.
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Checkers! Hopscotch! Peek-a-boo!
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Hey, look! Here's a box
of old carnival supplies.
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We can open
a Pelt the Penguin booth.
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People try to knock down
these penguins
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by throwing snowballs.
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It's broken. It's missing a penguin.
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Don't worry.
I know just how to fix it.
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Okay, so how are you
going to fix it?
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(Sighing)
The roller coaster? Again?
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There are other rides!
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One more ride. I promise!
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Now, I know exactly
when they take the photo.
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I'll be ready this time.
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-(Sighing)
-Or one of these times.
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There must be something wrong
with your camera.
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I have never once made that face!
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-(Bursts)
-(Screams)
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(Announcer) Next up, we havethe swimsuit portion of the pageant.
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Wow, look at all these wrinkles.
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Guess that's what happens
when you live out of a suitcase.
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And not because I'm a puppet,
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but because my wife
threw me out.
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Little Lexi is wearing a suit
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I like to call
"give one-piece a chance."
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As you can see,
Belinda slimmed down for this event.
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What an airhead.
And I'm not talking about the doll.
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This is so demeaning.
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Making our dolls parade around
in these skimpy outfits.
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Yeesh. Good thing
her face is covered.
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She's hard on the old
ping-pong balls.
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Step right up, folks! Knock down
three penguins and win a prize!
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Three snowballs for a dollar!
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Sorry.
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(Softly) Suckers.
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See, Cameron?
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These things are next to
impossible to knock down.
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We'll have our money in no time.
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Yo, carny! Let's go!
I've got places to be!
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Oh.
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Here you go, little girl.
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If you want,
you can stand a little closer.
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Nah, I'm good.
Now, let's do this thing!
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Orphan style!
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Uh-oh.
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(Whimpering)
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Oh, wow!
You have really good aim.
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But I bet this last penguin
will be very hard to knock down!
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(Grunts)
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I win! I win! Doll me!
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Oh, uh...
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You don't want these dolls because
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they're possessed.
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They're about to
be possessed...
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By me.
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Set 'em up again!
Come on, while I'm still five!
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I'm sorry, but we're closed.
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Nice try. I can play this game
as long as I got the green.
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Oh!
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Ow!
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(Groans)
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(Sighs)
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Ow!
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Here you go. Our last doll.
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How am I gonna tell Olive?
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Just throw it on top.
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Today, old lady!
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Welcome to the final portion
of the pageant, the talent event!
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And just a reminder,
I'll be signing photos after the show.
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Huh! I did not age well.
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All right! One of you dames go first.
I don't care which.
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For Little Lexi's talent, I made a video
of her doing her favorite hobby.
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Martial arts.
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00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,168
(Grunting)
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(Ninja screaming)
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00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:12,497
Thank you!
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00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:17,077
And you should know that Little Lexi
dedicates this performance
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00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:20,536
to her fiance, who's currently
serving overseas.
258
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:30,003
I also served. Two years in prison,
for assault and puppetry.
259
00:16:31,917 --> 00:16:34,037
Belinda's talent is...
260
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,535
Let me guess. Boxing?
261
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:39,915
Putting things in boxes
is not a talent.
262
00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:47,251
Belinda and I will be
dancing the tango.
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00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:57,825
(Tango music playing)
264
00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:02,379
(Air hissing)
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00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:06,745
If you're looking for somewhere
to dump that body,
266
00:17:06,834 --> 00:17:09,134
I might know a few places.
267
00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:12,128
Don't worry, I know mouth to valve!
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00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:20,421
(Groans) Let's move this along.
269
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,080
I gotta get to a red carpet
in Hollywood.
270
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:25,076
Yes, I'm dating
a piece of red carpet.
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00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:26,126
Don't judge me!
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My doll's talent is chemistry.
273
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:32,961
Now, these are volatile chemicals.
274
00:17:33,041 --> 00:17:35,751
So, when you handle them, you should
always wear protective gear.
275
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:43,665
We look forward to seeing
your reaction to this reaction.
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00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,880
(Chuckling) It's chemistry humor.
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-(Explosion)
-(Shrieks)
278
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:05,788
See? I told you
protective gear was important.
279
00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:11,169
Wow, I haven't seen a bomb like that
280
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,380
since I went to see
Cookie Monster on Broadway
281
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,958
in The Color Purple.
282
00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:17,671
The guy's blue for Pete's sake!
It made no sense!
283
00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:22,288
Look what you did to Little Lexi!
284
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:23,875
She used to be smoking hot.
285
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,575
Now, she's just smoking.
286
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,415
(Crowd booing)
287
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:34,170
Okay, okay, yes.
I destroyed the entire pageant,
288
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:37,580
but the fact is,
it deserves to be destroyed!
289
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:40,327
Pageants like this just celebrate
superficial things,
290
00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:41,877
like beauty and clothing!
291
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:44,883
This pageant is disgusting
292
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:47,249
and I am humiliated
to be a part of it!
293
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:50,673
Well, since all the other dolls
are out of commission,
294
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,170
you win by default.
295
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,580
I won! I won!
296
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,207
It is the happiest moment
of my life.
297
00:18:57,291 --> 00:18:59,131
Thank you so much!
298
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:02,128
I love you! I love you all!
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00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,578
(Sobbing)
300
00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:07,787
We have to find that orphan
and get those dolls back,
301
00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:09,375
or Olive will never forgive me.
302
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,500
(Grunts) I think she's nearby.
303
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:18,035
There she is!
304
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:25,536
Yes!
305
00:19:30,417 --> 00:19:34,167
Hey there, you...
Cute little ragamuffin.
306
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:38,578
Listen, those dolls
belong to a friend of mine
307
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,207
and I really need them.
308
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:42,541
Boo-hoo! Take a hike.
309
00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:48,245
Please? We'll give you
all your money back.
310
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:51,463
Did you look closely
at that money?
311
00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:53,712
Is Little Orphan Annie
supposed to be on the 20?
312
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,834
You can't use fake money!
313
00:19:57,917 --> 00:19:59,627
At a fake game? Sure I can!
314
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,420
Please. I really need those dolls.
315
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,130
I don't think you want them anymore.
316
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:08,171
I melted them down.
317
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,250
Did you know that polyvinyl chloride
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00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:17,583
trades at 7,200 Chinese yuan
per ton?
319
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,170
Hey, look! I think
this one's real.
320
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:24,290
Oliver Twist was one of
our presidents, right?
321
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:32,380
Olive! I have really bad news.
322
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:33,958
I know this sounds crazy,
323
00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:38,421
but there's a wild pack of criminal
orphans roaming the fairgrounds.
324
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:43,285
And they took your dolls,
which I was holding for safekeeping.
325
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,455
-Yeah?
-No.
326
00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:50,713
I'm sorry, Olive. I know how much
those dolls meant to you.
327
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,082
Eh. I don't care
about those rejects.
328
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:54,746
Momma's got a winner!
329
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,540
It's nice that the carnival
has healthy food choices.
330
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:05,245
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just hurry up
and finish your deep fried salad!
331
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:09,134
Come on! The roller coaster's
going to close.
332
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:11,378
We are not going
on that thing again!
333
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:12,708
I promise!
334
00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:16,712
A wise man taught me to conquer my fears
by slowing my breathing.
335
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:17,962
What wise man?
336
00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:19,631
The guy who cleans
the porta-potties.
337
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:21,329
He can hold his breath
for 25 minutes.
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00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,330
This picture is going to be perfect.
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