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(laughs)
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Hey, guys! Prepare to be blown away.
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Is there a hurricane coming?
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Time to take emergency measures!
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What are you doing?
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It took me two hours
to give my hair this windswept look.
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I cannot have it ruined by actual wind.
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Well, there's no hurricane.
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Other than a hurricane of entertainment.
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Check out this animated film I made.
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Ooh, I love cartoons.
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I've watched over 70,000 and kept a log.
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How does that tell us
which cartoons you've watched?
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It doesn't. I just told you
two interesting things about me.
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One, that I've watched a lot of cartoons,
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and two, that I've kept a log.
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Try to keep up.
You guys are supposed to be prodigies.
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(mellow music playing)
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(chirps)
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(screaming)
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(lightning strikes)
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(screeches)
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So? What did you guys "think"?
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I think I would have preferred
the hurricane.
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Well... I liked the font you used
at the end.
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Not me. I hated everything.
Including the font.
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Helvetica? Really?
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Congratulations!
You made me hate cartoons.
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So, you didn't like anything about it?
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(sighs)
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Well, I thought the art was well drawn,
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but maybe you could try
doing something more relatable.
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Find some inspiration from your life.
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They say write what you know.
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They also say an apple a day
keeps the doctor away,
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but we all know that's not true.
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Hey, I told you,
I don't need those counseling sessions!
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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(phone rings)
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Oh! I've got to take this, honey bunny.
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(sighs)
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Dude, your girlfriend
is way out of your league.
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I know! Isn't it great?
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Aren't you worried about losing her?
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Every guy here is drooling over her.
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Wacky's not drooling over Vanessa.
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He's drooling over her.
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I'm not talking about Wacky.
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You better keep her away from other guys.
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Myself included.
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Because once a lady
feasts her eyes on this...
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There's little I can do to fight them off.
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Nice of you to throw Fletcher
a premiere party.
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(laughs)
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How'd you get the paparazzi?
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(camera shutter clicking)
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Oh. That's not paparazzi.
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I wanted to make this feel
like a real premiere,
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so I told these tourists
this was Fisherman's Wharf.
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A shark's eyes are like a doll's eyes.
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Welcome to the premiere
of Fletcher's new web show.
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I haven't seen it yet,
but Fletcher's mom has,
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and she says,
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"Put that art nonsense down
and go kick a ball or something."
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All right, well,
let's get on with the show.
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(dramatic music playing)
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Hey, Asia, want to have a picnic?
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Oh, Sketcher, I'd love to have a picnic
with a smokin' hot fire ant like you!
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What the anthill?
Why did you guys leave the colony?
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Did you lose my pheromone trail?
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(farting)
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We're trying to have lunch, Pimento.
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Don't worry, I'll get rid of her.
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You hungry, Pimento?
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Ooh, I hope it's egg salad.
That's my favorite.
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Fascinating tidbit about egg salad...
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The pungent aroma
is caused by hydrogen sulfide gas,
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released when... Ow!
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I think that sandwich bit me back.
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(grunting)
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Wow, that's a big spoon.
Why is it made of glass?
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Oh, it's a magnifying glass.
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Fascinating tidbit,
magnifying glasses use convex lenses
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of various focal lengths to...
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Is anyone else hot?
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(screams)
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(all laughing)
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(applause)
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People seem to like it, huh?
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Are you crazy?
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The whole thing makes fun of Olive!
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You made her an annoying,
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fact-spouting blabber mouth
that irritates everybody.
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You told me to write what I know.
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Nailed it.
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She's going to be furious.
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Hey, Fletcher!
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About that Pimento character...
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(laughs)
Hilarious!
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I totally know people like her!
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Hey, girls! Welcome to Beauty Club!
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Where you'll learn to look your best,
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even if you'll never achieve this.
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Are you sure you're okay
hanging out with all these girls?
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Of course. What could be more fun?
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Certainly not sitting
behind home plate at the Giants game.
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Cameron? This is Beauty Club.
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Troll Club meets under the bridge.
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Okay. Today, we'll be doing
a special hair removal treatment
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using the Panamanian tree snail.
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As the snails crawl up your legs,
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their slime dissolves the hair,
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leaving your legs silky smooth.
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It sounds gross,
but trust me, they do wonders.
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Juliette looked like a yak
before she started snailing.
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Cameron, if you're going to be
in Beauty Club, you have to participate.
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(giggling)
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It tickles! It tickles! Ohh!
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(all screaming)
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What? What's the matter?
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(screams)
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(all screaming)
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Fletcher, look.
I made a rat trap sandwich.
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No! Are you out of your mind?
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What? I saw it on TV so I know it's okay.
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(all laughing)
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I don't get it.
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All morning, people have been pointing
and laughing at me.
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Uh, that's just the new dance craze,
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the "Point Laugh."
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(laughing)
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Ooh, Olive,
will you sign my Pimento poster?
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Why would you want my autograph on that?
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Uh, because...
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Oh, Gibson. Here, have a sandwich.
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Oh, thank you.
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(exclaims)
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I think that sandwich bit me back.
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To answer your question,
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I want your autograph
because the character is based on you.
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You are Pimento.
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Pimento is you.
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What the heck?
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No, you're saying it wrong.
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Say, "What the anthill?"
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Ooh! Tell us a fascinating
tidbit about anthills.
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They're not fascinating tidbits!
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They're interesting factoids.
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-(snaps)
-(exclaims in pain)
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I can't believe Fletcher!
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We're supposed to be friends.
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How could he make fun of me like that?
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Well, to be fair,
you do tease him all the time.
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To his face, like friends do!
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Fine!
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If that's how he wants it,
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I'm going to fight fire with fire.
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Interesting factoid about fighting fires,
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you can't really fight fire with fire,
you just get more fire.
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Obviously,
you fight fires with fire retardants.
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-(snapping)
-(Gibson) Ow!
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(Cameron) I can't believe
those snails ate my eyelashes.
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At least, thanks to the Beauty Club,
you'd never know.
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Welcome to Fashion Club,
fellow fashionistas.
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Wow, Cameron, this is the first time
I've noticed how nice your eyes are.
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It's a shame they're trapped in that face.
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See? We're having fun already.
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Okay. Today,
we're going to be-sparkle our clothes
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to add a little rhinestone flare.
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And I have come up with a way
to do it in a fraction of the normal time.
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This is a 180 horse power,
hydraulic driven,
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fully automatic sparkle blaster.
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(clattering)
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Let me go next!
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(all exclaiming)
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Cease fire! Cease fire!
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Cameron, are you okay?
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Who said that?
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Me. Vanessa.
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Which Vanessa?
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Fletcher, don't you think you should stop
selling these Pimento T-shirts?
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For Olive's sake?
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Why do you keep taking her side?
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This hasn't been easy on me either.
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I had to go to the bank three times
to deposit money today.
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And why is she so upset?
I'm portraying her accurately.
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Okay,
she says the occasional long winded fact,
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but there's more to her than that.
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She does lots of other things.
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Like what?
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(Olive) Hi, my name is Kvetcher.
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I'm in love with a girl named Japan.
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Olive, two things.
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One, this is beneath you.
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And two,
where did you get that awesome costume?
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I'm not Olive.
I'm Kvetcher. I'm a fart prodigy.
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(farting)
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Whoa!
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(exclaims)
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Someone get a fire retardant.
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I'm on it!
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(groans)
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I'm okay.
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Someone get a fire retardant.
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I'm on it!
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(all laughing)
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I can't believe Fletcher.
Now, I'm an even bigger joke at school.
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This is terrible.
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The voice for Asia sounds nothing like me.
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You're right. This is not about me.
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We have to do something.
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I can't stand seeing
my two best friends fight.
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What if I'm fighting
and he's just getting punched?
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No. You need to figure out
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another way to let him know
it bothers you.
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A funny suit is not the answer.
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(upbeat music playing)
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You got served!
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What is this?
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I hired this dance crew
to serve you with a lawsuit.
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I'm holding you legally responsible
for mocking me with your stupid cartoon.
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This was Chyna's idea.
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It was?
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-No!
-Yup!
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She said my funny suit was not the answer.
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So, obviously she meant
I should use a more serious suit.
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A lawsuit.
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How can you guys keep misinterpreting
everything I say?
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Oh, so now you're saying I smell bad?
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Unbelievable!
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Oh! So, now you're saying
you hate what I'm wearing?
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You're suing me? I'll sue you right back.
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(upbeat music playing)
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No! Stop serving people!
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Enough is enough!
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You guys are friends!
I'm not gonna let you guys sue each other!
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Fine. Then let's take this
to the school's student court.
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We have a student court?
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00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,460
How come no one ever uses it?
261
00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:04,173
I hereby call to order
the case of Doyle versus Quimby!
262
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:09,957
Oh, that's why no one ever uses it.
263
00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:14,541
Cameron, guess what?
264
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,165
I got us a workout session today
with this personal trainer.
265
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,630
He's a former Mr. Universe.
266
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:23,420
We're really lucky because he canceled
his swimsuit modeling gig to do this.
267
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,000
(gasps)
268
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:29,917
Um... Actually,
I was thinking we could go dancing.
269
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,710
(Arabic music playing)
270
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,330
Belly dancing!
271
00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:55,459
Cameron, I think I know why
you've been taking me to all these clubs.
272
00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:58,252
You want to be at a place
where there are only girls.
273
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:00,834
You're right. It's true.
274
00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:01,997
I knew it.
275
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:05,133
A hunk like you doesn't want
to be tied down to just one girl.
276
00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:07,378
Exactly. Wait, what?
277
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:10,460
Everywhere we go, girls stare at you.
278
00:17:10,542 --> 00:17:14,172
Like when we walked in here,
they couldn't take their eyes off you!
279
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,170
Because I'm wearing this stupid outfit!
280
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,210
Girls couldn't care less about me!
281
00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:19,959
He's not wrong.
282
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,665
Don't spare my feelings.
283
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:27,000
It's obvious you're not as into me
as I am into you.
284
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:30,040
We should break up,
so you can date other people.
285
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:33,455
Date other people?
No one's going to date me!
286
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:35,672
My eyelashes were eaten by snails,
287
00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:37,752
I'm dressed like a genie,
288
00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:41,584
and I have rhinestones
where no man should have rhinestones!
289
00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:45,041
I'm going to miss that sense of humor.
290
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,330
Goodbye, Cameron.
291
00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:52,131
(sighs)
292
00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:55,955
Maybe this breakup is for the best.
293
00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:59,707
It's too much pressure for a guy like you
to go out with a beautiful girl.
294
00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:01,287
You're right.
295
00:18:01,959 --> 00:18:04,829
Maybe I should find someone
more plain and average.
296
00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:07,627
You busy Friday night?
297
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:11,166
(groans)
298
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:13,922
So, Saturday?
299
00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:24,081
All right,
student court is now in session.
300
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:29,536
Olive Doyle, Fletcher Quimby,
please approach the bench.
301
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:35,787
Hi, little cuties.
302
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:38,825
Yeah. Yeah. Hi, guys.
303
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:41,330
Hi, guys.
(clears throat)
304
00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:44,747
I will hear both sides of the story,
305
00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:48,634
carefully weigh the merits
and then make my decision.
306
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:50,543
Fletcher's cartoons made fun of me.
307
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:51,575
Guilty!
308
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,037
I didn't even say anything!
309
00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:54,825
Good point. Not guilty!
310
00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:58,632
You can't just shout out
guilty and not guilty.
311
00:18:58,709 --> 00:18:59,999
You have to make a decision.
312
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:04,498
Okay, there's only one
fair way to decide this.
313
00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:07,037
Rock, paper, scissors!
314
00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:08,922
To the death!
315
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,880
Ha! Why didn't I grab the rock?
316
00:19:13,959 --> 00:19:15,249
'Cause!
317
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:16,963
Hey, hey, hey! Hey!
318
00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:20,171
Drop the scissors!
Step away from the paper!
319
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:23,825
Fine. But tell him
how Fletcher's been hurting my feelings!
320
00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:25,957
No. Tell him she's being oversensitive.
321
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,881
No! I'm not taking sides!
322
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:32,535
I've been telling you guys
to cut it out for days,
323
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:34,665
and things have only gotten worse.
324
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,330
I'm done talking.
325
00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:37,827
There's only one thing left to do.
326
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:40,917
Sing.
327
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:45,917
Wait. Where did this spotlight come from?
328
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:48,173
And that guitar?
329
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,329
Oh, I use my allowance to hire roadies.
330
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:55,997
♪ Cherish your friendships carefully ♪
331
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:59,423
♪ 'Cause they can be so brittle ♪
332
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:04,000
♪ Who is right, who is wrong? ♪
333
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:06,543
♪ It's just a silly riddle ♪
334
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:09,665
♪ Now I'm sad and blue Torn in two ♪
335
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,630
♪ I'm stuck in the middle ♪
336
00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:14,749
♪ Stuck in the middle ♪
337
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:17,544
♪ I'm stuck in the middle ♪
338
00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:25,423
Ooh! Now, everybody! Sing along with me!
339
00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:27,173
Careful, I put my...
340
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,130
♪ Stuck in the middle... ♪
341
00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:33,754
...breadcrumbs in there.
342
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:39,382
(cooing)
343
00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:41,171
Uh-oh.
344
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:47,333
I'm sorry I upset you,
I was never trying to make fun of you.
345
00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:49,877
I guess I just got caught up
in trying to make a good show.
346
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,043
I'm glad you found a different way
to make the show funny.
347
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:01,080
Asia, tell Sketcher
he should have the last roll.
348
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:04,496
No, tell Pimento she deserves it.
349
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:07,043
Stop it, you two! When you guys fight,
350
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,575
it makes me want to...
351
00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:12,959
Sing.
352
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:14,963
(all laughing)
353
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:18,671
♪ I'm singing for no apparent reason ♪
354
00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:24,173
♪ A normal personWould have a conversation ♪
355
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:29,583
Boo!
356
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,500
(bird cawing)
357
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,538
♪ Please stop eating my face ♪
358
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:35,455
Ow!
359
00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:39,382
♪ Now, you're eating my tongue ♪
360
00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:41,832
♪ My tongue ♪
361
00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:43,957
(mumbling)
362
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:46,211
(all laughing)
363
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:53,825
Stop laughing! It's not funny!
364
00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:57,292
I know! It's just a cartoon!
Have a sense of humor.
365
00:21:59,917 --> 00:22:02,537
You know what? You're right.
366
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:03,495
Thank you.
367
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:04,793
She was talking to me.
368
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:06,705
-I don't think so.
-Stop it!
369
00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:11,915
I'm happy to be made fun of
if it means you two getting along.
370
00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:13,920
So go back to getting along!
371
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:15,962
Okay. Okay.
372
00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:16,921
(laughs)
373
00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:19,584
I'm so glad we're all friends again.
374
00:22:21,166 --> 00:22:24,166
(ominous music playing)
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