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[Car doors close]
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[Engine starts]
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-Need a ride?
-That obvious?
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-How far are you going?
-As far as I can.
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-Hop in.
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[Car door opens, closes]
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-[Gasps]
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-Aah!
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-[Screams]
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-[Laughs evilly]
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-[Screams]
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[Chainsaw whirring]
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-You wanted a surgeon,
you fucker.
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-Okay, so why don't we, uh,
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we're going to stay on the wide
and then lose that close-up
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before she jumps out
of the doorway to stab him?
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-Oh. God damn it.
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-You say something?
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-Oh, it just sounds like
you're going for surprise
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instead of suspense,
again, Jack.
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-Can you hang on
for just a second, please?
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What is the name
of your magazine again?
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Vicious Fans?
-"Vicious Fanatics."
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It's right here.
-I'm on a brutal deadline.
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So you got five more minutes.
Go.
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-Yeah, sorry.
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[Clears throat]
Vicious tales.
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Jack, serious critics,
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myself included, have noticed
that you've repeatedly
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used slow moving killers
over your last dozen films.
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You did it in Your Carnation
for Corpses, Status of Fear,
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Black Friday. You did it in --
-Slower is scary.
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-I mean, Sally's running blocks
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ahead of the happy smile killer
in Black Friday.
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He always manages to catch her,
but it's not really realistic.
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It's not possible.
-It's dream logic.
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It's like you're
in a nightmare, right?
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And you can't outrun it
no matter how fast you go.
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-Right, right, right, right,
right, right,
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right, right, right.
Lazy writing.
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Ah,
why in your last three films,
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whenever one hears a noise,
do they always go outside?
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Why would you do that?
-Hey, all right. All right.
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60 Minutes, take it easy, okay?
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I make fun movies,
if you don't like them,
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why don't you tell me
what you would do?
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-You really want to know
what I would do?
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Cab drivers.
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-What?
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-Cab -- cab drivers.
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-[Laughs]
-Huh?
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Think about it.
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They drive you home
so they know where you live,
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but they have zero connection
to you.
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Who looks twice as a cab driver,
let alone remembers their face?
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Jack,
they're the perfect killers.
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It's modern horror
for modern times.
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Why is no one doing this?
Why aren't you doing this?
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-Well, that is a real million
dollar idea there, Jim.
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You should be proud of yourself.
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-Thank you, it's Joel,
but thank you.
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-Maggie! You're good, right?
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-Actually, no.
I was going to ask --
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-Maggie,
can you show the correspondents
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for Vicious Fun out, please?
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-Vicious Fanatics.
-Vicious Fun.
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-Fanatics.
-Sounds better.
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Vicious Fun sounds better.
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-Okay.
-See you, Jed.
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[Button clicks, tape rewinds]
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[Button clicks, beeps]
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-Hey, it's me just letting you
know I'll be home late.
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I have a date,
I just met the guy.
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Crazy, right? Anyway, I didn't
want you to worry again.
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Thanks, roomie. Bye!
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[Beeps]
-[Sighs]
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Fade in, the city, night.
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Rain falls
like drops of poison.
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[Speaks indistinctly]
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Windshield wipers slash
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like deadly knives.
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Nice.
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On the corner,
like a crouching tiger,
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a taxi awaits.
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Nice!
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[Tires screech]
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[Vehicle passes]
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[Engine revs]
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Ah.
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That's a sweet ride.
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Damn it.
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God damn it. [Sighs]
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[Sighs]
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What are you...
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Oh, damn it.
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[Grunts]
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[Mumbling indistinctly]
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Eight ways to look better.
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Okay.
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[Paper rips]
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Oh!
-Oh, Joel, hi.
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-Sarah.
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-Oh, you having
somebody over?
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-Um, well, yeah,
I was just thinking about it.
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Thinking about it.
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[Lock clicks]
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A couple of girls asked me
to hang out.
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Had some options.
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Ashley...
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Catherine...
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Judith.
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Carl...a.
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-Oh, and hey, do you mind
if I have the TV tonight?
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Cindy's coming over
to watch "Falcon Crest."
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-Sarah, "Falcon Crest"?
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-Joel, do you like anything?
Like at all?
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-A lot of things,
but "Falcon Crest"?
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I was thinking we could
rent a beta machine,
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a couple of movies,
taco night?
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-Actually, I was
kind of hoping
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for more of a girls night.
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[Shower running]
-Oh.
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I'll have a girls night
with Carl...a.
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-Great.
-You've never met her.
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-[Laughs]
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[Rock music playing]
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-Hey, Joel.
-Hey.
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Wait, wait, no, no, wait,
taxi, taxi, wait, wait, wait.
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Follow that car.
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[Tires screech]
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[Car door closes]
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♪♪
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Drab Majesty:
♪ I see your future now ♪
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Stretching on
through the years
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♪ Devotion is not a word
I fear ♪
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♪♪
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♪ What falls between ♪
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♪ Your hand and mine ♪
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♪ Forsaking, for breaking ♪
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♪ A sculpture that
we made in time ♪
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[Clears throat]
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Operation The Phoenix --
The Nest --
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working title.
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Natch.
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[Exhales sharply]
Come on, Joel. Come on.
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♪♪
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[Clears throat]
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-Busy night, huh?
-What's that, Chief?
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-I said, sorry, it's loud.
Busy night in here.
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-Yeah, wouldn't know,
I'm not from around here.
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-Me neither, actually.
-What can I get you?
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-Oh, just whatever he's having.
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-Have I met you before?
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-No, no, I've never seen you
before in my entire life, ever.
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-Thought I might have
showed you a house sometime.
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Name's Bob. Bob Nice.
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-Bob, it's nice to meet you.
I'm...Dave.
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-So what brings you out to these
neck of the woods there, David?
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-Just taking a break
from all the ladies I get.
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah, well,
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we've all had our troubles
with that one time or another,
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trying to find them,
trying to get rid of them.
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-Yeah.
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-Why don't you say
this round's on me.
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-Sure. Very nice of you.
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So I suppose you're here
waiting for your wife.
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♪♪
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You're wearing...
-Oh! [Laughs]
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Yeah, this.
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I wear it because I find it
helps me sell and close.
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-Oh! So there's no my wife
in the picture at all.
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-Fuck no.
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But I did just happen to go
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on a rather "eventful date,"
quote unquote.
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-What does that mean? Go ahead.
Give me the details.
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-[Laughs] Well, you see, Dave,
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well, a date implies dinner,
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some handholding, nice wine,
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staring into each other's eyes.
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-So that didn't happen
with this one?
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So it's not that serious, huh?
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-More like a few tequila
gold shots,
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followed by her mastering
her gag reflex, huh?
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-Oh! [Laughs] You asshole.
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-Two whiskeys!
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-Oh!
-Yeah!
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That was nice except for
all the chatting.
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She was definitely a talker.
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-Oh, yeah, she's a talker?
About anything specific?
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-Well, you name it, our job,
her aerobics class,
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her roommate.
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-Her roommate.
She talk about her roommate?
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-Yeah, that was a low point.
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Might want to slow down there,
Dave.
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-No.
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It does burn, though.
[Coughs]
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-I was showing her a bungalow.
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You see, she was looking
to get out on her own.
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I mean, who can blame her
after living with such
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a loser roommate for so long?
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-She call him a loser?
-No, no, I did.
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You see, Dave, this boy,
he's not like you and me.
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-Really?
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-He's alone every night
watching any piece of shit
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he can get
his grubby little hands on.
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Guy would probably need
the chloroform rag
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and a panel van just to get
any action, am I right?
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[Laughs]
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-He's probably slept with
at least one girl.
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You know, you ever think
that I don't know,
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maybe this girl's bringing up
this guy on a date with you
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because maybe she likes him
as more than a friend?
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-Ha!
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[Laughing]
-[Laughs]
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-Whoo!
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That's funny stuff, Dave,
that is funny!
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[Sighs]
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-Just wonder why
she didn't tell me.
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-What's that?
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-I don't know why
she didn't tell him.
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-Oh, well, she "feels bad"
for him, whatever that means.
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But you know what I say, David,
you cut and run.
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-Yeah, cut and run.
265
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,572
You make a good point, Bob.
266
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,487
You know what? Fuck that guy.
267
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,272
What do you say we get blintzed?
Let's get blintzed, huh!
268
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:28,231
-Why don't you, uh, hold
the fort for me there, Bosko?
269
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:29,972
I'll just be back in
a few minutes, huh?
270
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,626
-Sure.
271
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:36,065
The next 10 minutes, a year,
who has time for Joel?
272
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:44,334
♪♪
273
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,075
Hey, barkeep.
274
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:48,860
Maybe pour me some more
of this red hot molten lava.
275
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:51,167
Hey. Hey, what the fuck?
276
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,256
-I added his drinks to your tab.
277
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:56,346
-What?
-He said it's on you.
278
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,522
-Asshole.
279
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:00,394
[Sighs]
280
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:03,310
Hey, leave the bottle.
281
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:06,313
Wait, how much is the --
how much...
282
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:15,539
♪♪
283
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:24,113
♪♪
284
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:27,290
[Glass shatters]
285
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,565
-Gotta go. Bye.
286
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,089
[Receiver thuds]
287
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:47,354
♪♪
288
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:49,356
-[Slurring] Can I buy you
a drink, hot stuff?
289
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:53,360
♪♪
290
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,927
That was mine.
291
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:58,756
When I get back, then.
[Clears throat]
292
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:01,194
So hot.
293
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:06,416
[Coins thud]
294
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,731
[Exhales]
295
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,650
[Line ringing]
296
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:25,609
-Hello?
-[Speaks indistinctly]
297
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:29,526
-Jesus, Joel. You sound like
you've had a gallon of gasoline.
298
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:32,007
-No. Wrong!
299
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,357
I had red hot molten lava.
300
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:37,404
-Do you need me to come
and get you?
301
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:40,102
-I don't need you, Sarah.
I'm just...
302
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:43,062
[Vomits, coughs]
303
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,673
-Joel? Joel!
304
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:49,329
Joel.
305
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,607
[Thud]
306
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,874
I just gotta lay here, man,
till everything stops spinning.
307
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:19,794
♪♪
308
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:21,274
[Lock clicks]
309
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,319
[Blows air]
310
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:33,155
♪♪
311
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:43,034
♪♪
312
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,906
[Lock clicks]
313
00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:00,313
-[Groans]
314
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,709
What the fuck?
315
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:13,500
-[Muffled conversations]
316
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,284
I'm happier now
than I have ever been.
317
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,851
More successful.
318
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:19,158
I have faced everything
that you're afraid of
319
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,248
and I come out the other side.
320
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:26,165
I can help you live your life
with confidence.
321
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,301
-Um...
322
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:35,957
Sorry to interrupt
your meeting.
323
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:39,221
-You must be Phil.
324
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,092
Take a seat.
-You're late.
325
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:45,227
-Uh...
-Come on. Come on.
326
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:48,970
Point is, you're here now.
Have a seat.
327
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:52,016
We're all here
for the same reason, right?
328
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,409
Have a seat.
This is a safe place.
329
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,803
-Sure.
330
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:59,894
Guys, listen.
331
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:02,244
-You are Phil, right?
332
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,594
-Who the fuck else would he be?
333
00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:06,944
-I'm -- I'm Phil.
334
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:10,339
-Well, sit, then.
-Sitting.
335
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:12,776
[Clears throat]
336
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:15,605
-My name is Zachary.
-I'm Hideo.
337
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,172
-Mike.
-Carrie.
338
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:19,653
-Fritz.
339
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,525
-Phil, thanks so much
for coming out.
340
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:23,874
You've got the floor.
341
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,050
-Hmm?
-Uh, uh, uh, what?
342
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:29,532
-Oh, no, you know what?
343
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,273
I liked what you were saying
344
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,101
when I came around
the corner there.
345
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:36,017
That was some good stuff, if
you just want to finish that up.
346
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,627
-No, no, no. I'm finished.
All done.
347
00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,455
-I talked.
-So did I.
348
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:43,067
-Yep.
349
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:47,855
-You've got the floor now, Phil.
350
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:50,161
-Okay.
351
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:53,121
Well, you know, I'm here
for the same reasons
352
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:56,733
as everyone else is
in the circle,
353
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:59,127
you know, to get help.
354
00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:02,261
Yeah, for my addiction?
355
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,307
It's getting rough.
356
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:09,224
Yeah, oh, it's bad, it's bad.
357
00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:13,750
Even this last day/night,
phew, I hit rock bottom.
358
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:16,275
To be honest,
I'm starting to --
359
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,626
starting to realize
I'm not what I think
360
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:22,629
other people think I am.
361
00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:24,283
-Well, that was fucking vague.
-Michael!
362
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,155
You seem agitated.
363
00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:29,766
What's -- what's -- what's
swirling around your head?
364
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,855
-Sometimes I just feel like
I lose touch
365
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:34,728
with my essence animal.
366
00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:40,473
You know, my essence animal.
367
00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:42,910
I'm the shark, remember?
368
00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:44,955
-Oh, yeah, shark, that's cool.
I like that.
369
00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:48,872
-I just want to hunt,
to live by pure instinct.
370
00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:50,526
Is it my fault society
rejects that?
371
00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:54,530
-No, Mike, no.
-Fuck you! That was rhetorical.
372
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:58,621
-I am troubled
by our empty seat.
373
00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:02,321
-Well, our friend
is always reliable.
374
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,801
-He's reliable and never late.
375
00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:06,412
-He said he'd be here,
he'll be here. All right?
376
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:07,978
Let's -- let's don't
get off track.
377
00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:11,678
-Remember Utah?
-Jesus, here we go again.
378
00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:14,637
-Hideo, we don't say
the word Utah unless
379
00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:16,030
we've got ourselves a Utah.
380
00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:18,162
This ain't a Utah.
381
00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:20,730
There's no chance of being
a Utah 'cause I'm here.
382
00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:23,342
So can we just move on?
383
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,170
-Yeah, let's move on.
No, forget Utah.
384
00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:29,173
-Let's keep the crosstalk
to a minimum. All right?
385
00:22:29,173 --> 00:22:34,004
-Mike was saying something
really interesting
386
00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:35,615
about what you're hunting
for in life?
387
00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:38,095
If you want to finish
that thought up?
388
00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:39,532
-Just want to be
in the moment.
389
00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:41,098
Could be out in a little cabin,
390
00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:43,753
summer camp upstate.
-Oh.
391
00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:45,625
-Sorority house.
-That's weird.
392
00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:48,845
-Then things get
fuzzy for me.
393
00:22:48,845 --> 00:22:51,239
All I remember is screaming.
394
00:22:51,239 --> 00:22:55,722
Then the silence, you know?
395
00:22:55,722 --> 00:22:59,465
-Can you please describe
your disposal methods?
396
00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:02,424
How do you conceal your actions
from people like you?
397
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:07,081
-I don't know, man. I don't
do my dishes half the time.
398
00:23:07,081 --> 00:23:10,040
You think I'm going to clean up
a blood-drenched campsite?
399
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,868
What do you do with the bodies?
400
00:23:11,868 --> 00:23:14,305
-I have a 17 point plan that
involves several stages of --
401
00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:17,700
-Oh, wake me up
when you're done.
402
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:20,442
-I once concealed myself
in a drop ceiling
403
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:23,924
for 16 consecutive hours,
lying in wait for my mark,
404
00:23:23,924 --> 00:23:27,536
while I slowed my heartbeat
to almost nothing.
405
00:23:27,536 --> 00:23:30,104
Have you ever even bitten
into a kidney?
406
00:23:30,104 --> 00:23:32,585
A warm, fresh kidney
is unlike --
407
00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:33,977
-I don't want to hear it.
408
00:23:33,977 --> 00:23:36,937
-If I may continue
uninterrupted.
409
00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:39,766
-Oh, of course.
Thank you, Fritz.
410
00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:42,421
-I found that by using
the skills from my pretend life
411
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,074
as an accountant,
412
00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:46,903
I am able to calculate
the number of kills
413
00:23:46,903 --> 00:23:49,645
that I can perform
within a given time frame,
414
00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:50,994
thus increasing
my efficiency.
415
00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:54,868
-No, just give me a mask,
a machete,
416
00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:56,565
and a bunch of
half naked co-eds
417
00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:58,132
and I'm ready to go!
418
00:23:58,132 --> 00:24:02,789
-You implied that
eating flesh is a shameful act.
419
00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:06,314
On the contrary,
it is the only meat
420
00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:07,707
that has any sense
of nobility --
421
00:24:07,707 --> 00:24:09,491
-[Gags, clears throat]
422
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:12,102
-...and a voice
423
00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:14,017
calls me to do so.
-What is...
424
00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:16,150
-It speaks only to me.
425
00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:19,806
I have found that eating flesh
is all that soothes it.
426
00:24:19,806 --> 00:24:24,463
-Nope, back of the head. Done.
-Hot damn.
427
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,986
Where were you two
in the early '70s?
428
00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:27,509
I could --
I could have used you.
429
00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:28,989
Do you know it's a pain
in the ass?
430
00:24:28,989 --> 00:24:30,860
Training death squads
for the government.
431
00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:33,254
You gotta take men
and break them
432
00:24:33,254 --> 00:24:35,648
until they lose
all sense of humanity.
433
00:24:35,648 --> 00:24:37,084
No weekends off. [Laughs]
434
00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:39,521
But goddamn,
if I had you two?
435
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:44,221
Oh, my. [Whistles] Top of
the agency in a couple of years.
436
00:24:44,221 --> 00:24:47,050
But I'm not.
Didn't make it there.
437
00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:49,966
They said I didn't
follow protocol.
438
00:24:49,966 --> 00:24:52,621
Got messy. It got really messy.
439
00:24:52,621 --> 00:24:55,363
I like it messy sometimes.
440
00:24:55,363 --> 00:24:59,062
Too much, what'd they say,
collateral damage.
441
00:24:59,062 --> 00:25:02,762
Oh, well.
Better luck next time.
442
00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:05,547
-I found what I think is
a unique solution
443
00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:08,942
to the problem
of concealment and disposal.
444
00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:13,163
I murder the same victim
repeatedly over several months,
445
00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:15,296
therefore garnering multiple
kills per unit.
446
00:25:15,296 --> 00:25:17,211
-Bullshit.
447
00:25:17,211 --> 00:25:20,954
-I put my victims
on life support, revive them,
448
00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:22,782
and kill them repeatedly.
449
00:25:22,782 --> 00:25:25,524
The final kill
is always exceptionally...
450
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,352
[Laughs]
451
00:25:28,352 --> 00:25:30,224
It's drawn out.
452
00:25:30,224 --> 00:25:35,185
It's my reward
for exercising prudence.
453
00:25:35,185 --> 00:25:37,231
-Oh, my God. Wow.
454
00:25:37,231 --> 00:25:39,581
-See? Smart, smart.
455
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,801
He listens,
stays within the limits.
456
00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:43,411
Carrie, how about you?
457
00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:45,239
How do you maintain
your lifestyle
458
00:25:45,239 --> 00:25:48,198
and still keep your urges
under control?
459
00:25:48,198 --> 00:25:50,200
-I've killed seven people
this year,
460
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,943
I've never been caught,
and I'm fucking stoked about it.
461
00:25:53,943 --> 00:25:55,597
-Quite a woman.
-Next.
462
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:59,427
-Phil.
-Hmm?
463
00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:02,430
-Why are you here?
464
00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:05,085
-It's complicated.
-Complicated?
465
00:26:05,085 --> 00:26:07,566
-Mm-hmm.
-Complicated?
466
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:10,177
Fuck you, complicated.
467
00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:13,354
A month ago, I killed an entire
Cambodian village.
468
00:26:13,354 --> 00:26:15,138
I poured rice
into the village well.
469
00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:17,576
I camped out in some trees
for a couple of days
470
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:20,056
and listened to the screams of
the dying.
471
00:26:20,056 --> 00:26:24,191
Couple weeks go by,
what am I doing?
472
00:26:24,191 --> 00:26:27,107
Hanging out just watching
episodes of "Three's Company"
473
00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:30,980
in my underwear,
waiting for the next mission.
474
00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:32,591
Now, what part of that story
475
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:37,247
do you think
was the hardest for me to admit?
476
00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:40,773
Ah, Philip.
477
00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:43,558
♪♪
478
00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:45,299
Tell us.
479
00:26:45,299 --> 00:26:54,482
♪♪
480
00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:57,616
♪♪
481
00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:01,097
-I'm a taxi -- taxi driver.
482
00:27:01,097 --> 00:27:05,145
-Go on.
483
00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:07,800
-I'm like a crocodile.
484
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:12,761
A steel crocodile on wheels,
485
00:27:12,761 --> 00:27:15,242
prowling through the dark
486
00:27:15,242 --> 00:27:18,071
asphalt rivers of the city,
487
00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:21,901
yeah, much like a crocodile,
I separate the weak
488
00:27:21,901 --> 00:27:23,816
from the herd,
489
00:27:23,816 --> 00:27:28,429
only for me,
it's single girls,
490
00:27:28,429 --> 00:27:31,998
you know, young girls
that have been broken up with,
491
00:27:31,998 --> 00:27:33,477
cheated on, stood up,
492
00:27:33,477 --> 00:27:35,479
just pining
for the men they can't have.
493
00:27:35,479 --> 00:27:37,264
And I-I pick them up.
494
00:27:37,264 --> 00:27:42,182
They come to me, and I just
release them from the pain.
495
00:27:42,182 --> 00:27:48,275
♪♪
496
00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:52,409
-That's beautiful, man.
-Thank you.
497
00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:56,022
-Do you ever come close
getting caught?
498
00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:57,414
-Think about it, guys.
499
00:27:57,414 --> 00:27:59,808
How would I? You know?
500
00:27:59,808 --> 00:28:02,115
Taxi drivers,
they drive you home.
501
00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:03,507
They know exactly
where you live,
502
00:28:03,507 --> 00:28:05,814
but they have
zero connection to you.
503
00:28:05,814 --> 00:28:08,034
Right?
Who -- have any of you
504
00:28:08,034 --> 00:28:11,864
even remembered the taxi driver
that you've driven with?
505
00:28:11,864 --> 00:28:16,433
No. They're the perfect killers.
-They are.
506
00:28:16,433 --> 00:28:20,176
-I, me, I'm perfect.
One of a kind, unique.
507
00:28:20,176 --> 00:28:23,310
-So you hide in plain sight.
508
00:28:23,310 --> 00:28:25,878
-I don't need a drop ceiling,
509
00:28:25,878 --> 00:28:29,533
a 17-point plan,
a sorority house.
510
00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:31,448
You just give me a car,
511
00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:34,625
a rainy night,
512
00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:37,063
I'm invisible, invisible.
513
00:28:37,063 --> 00:28:40,196
-Brilliantly banal.
514
00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:43,156
-Yeah.
-All right.
515
00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:46,333
What do we say we take a break,
reconvene in 10 minutes?
516
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:48,988
-10 minutes, fine with me.
-We wait.
517
00:28:48,988 --> 00:28:51,817
Not everyone has spoken.
518
00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:56,604
-Hideo, well, I believe
he has forfeited his turn.
519
00:28:58,649 --> 00:29:01,740
Okay, fine, you want to
sit there, you sit there,
520
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,960
get your heart rate
down to zero or 10
521
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,266
or whatever you want to do.
522
00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:11,967
Oh, it's moving up,
I can tell.
523
00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:13,534
What are you clocking
right now?
524
00:29:13,534 --> 00:29:17,277
100? 110?
525
00:29:17,277 --> 00:29:21,672
♪♪
526
00:29:21,672 --> 00:29:25,633
[Grunts]
527
00:29:25,633 --> 00:29:33,510
[Speaks indistinctly]
528
00:29:33,510 --> 00:29:37,079
Do not get caught up
529
00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:38,907
in society's web of --
530
00:29:38,907 --> 00:29:42,563
[Knock on door]
531
00:29:42,563 --> 00:29:45,000
♪♪
532
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,612
Phil, unlock the door
and see who that is.
533
00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:52,138
Unlock the door, see who it is.
-Yeah.
534
00:29:52,138 --> 00:29:55,054
I'll just unlock the door.
535
00:29:55,054 --> 00:29:58,361
♪♪
536
00:29:58,361 --> 00:30:02,322
[Lock clicks]
537
00:30:02,322 --> 00:30:11,766
♪♪
538
00:30:11,766 --> 00:30:16,858
♪♪
539
00:30:16,858 --> 00:30:19,295
-Holy shit.
540
00:30:19,295 --> 00:30:23,256
Long time no see.
541
00:30:23,256 --> 00:30:26,389
Looks like I underestimated you,
huh?
542
00:30:26,389 --> 00:30:28,870
I love this guy.
543
00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:31,438
Hey, everyone. I know I'm late.
544
00:30:31,438 --> 00:30:34,833
I thought I had a little
more time to kill there, huh?
545
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:37,139
[Laughs]
So just getting started?
546
00:30:37,139 --> 00:30:39,402
-We just took a break.
Glad you could make it.
547
00:30:39,402 --> 00:30:42,492
Good to see you, too, Zachary,
Michael, Hideo,
548
00:30:42,492 --> 00:30:45,104
science teacher guy, Joan Jett.
549
00:30:45,104 --> 00:30:47,236
-They have names.
This is Fritz and Carrie.
550
00:30:47,236 --> 00:30:48,847
Carrie's from
the South Dakota circle.
551
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,457
-He knows who I am.
552
00:30:50,457 --> 00:30:52,241
He's just being his usual
hilarious self.
553
00:30:52,241 --> 00:30:55,592
-And Phil here is new.
554
00:30:55,592 --> 00:30:57,725
-You're Phil?
-Yeah.
555
00:30:57,725 --> 00:31:02,164
-Thought you said
your name was Dave.
556
00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:04,645
-Because I didn't know
if I could trust you.
557
00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:08,518
I was just in disguise as Dave
when we met earlier,
558
00:31:08,518 --> 00:31:12,305
your regular,
old drunk bar patron.
559
00:31:12,305 --> 00:31:14,307
It's my go-to.
-So y'all talked?
560
00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:17,310
-Phil was telling us
all about himself.
561
00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:18,789
-Wow.
562
00:31:18,789 --> 00:31:20,356
It's like I get to meet you
all over again
563
00:31:20,356 --> 00:31:22,097
for the first time. [Laughs]
564
00:31:22,097 --> 00:31:25,405
So, hmm, what's your angle?
565
00:31:25,405 --> 00:31:28,495
Are you a skinner,
a slice or dicer
566
00:31:28,495 --> 00:31:31,411
or corpse humper?
567
00:31:31,411 --> 00:31:33,152
What gets the old creative
juices flowing?
568
00:31:33,152 --> 00:31:36,068
-Taxi cab driver.
569
00:31:36,068 --> 00:31:38,113
-Taxis.
570
00:31:38,113 --> 00:31:39,941
No, no, no,
you're going to have to give me
571
00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:42,422
a little more to go on there.
572
00:31:42,422 --> 00:31:45,164
-I am a cab driver.
-Mm.
573
00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:48,645
-I pick up girls --
-Mm-hmm.
574
00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:52,736
-...and, um...
575
00:31:52,736 --> 00:31:54,521
-Right, right.
576
00:31:54,521 --> 00:31:56,218
-You know, you get it?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
577
00:31:56,218 --> 00:31:59,526
No, no, actually, I don't.
-You know, taxi drivers.
578
00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:01,615
They know where you live,
579
00:32:01,615 --> 00:32:03,138
they have
zero connection to you,
580
00:32:03,138 --> 00:32:04,835
they're basically
the perfect killers.
581
00:32:04,835 --> 00:32:06,837
-But you are calling
into dispatch
582
00:32:06,837 --> 00:32:09,536
with the address
you're going to, right?
583
00:32:09,536 --> 00:32:11,190
-Yeah.
584
00:32:11,190 --> 00:32:13,670
-What happens when
the girl who you dropped off,
585
00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:15,803
you know,
she turns up dead or missing?
586
00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:19,676
I mean, trail leads
right to you.
587
00:32:19,676 --> 00:32:23,245
Isn't that kind of dumb?
588
00:32:23,245 --> 00:32:26,509
-But I do most
of my killings off duty.
589
00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:29,512
-Oh, oh, oh, oh.
-Yes.
590
00:32:29,512 --> 00:32:33,081
-Oh, wait, no, no, no.
I'm still confused.
591
00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:35,823
How do you get the cab, then?
592
00:32:35,823 --> 00:32:38,565
-Unless you drive it around
when you're off work?
593
00:32:38,565 --> 00:32:41,655
-Yeah, no.
594
00:32:41,655 --> 00:32:43,396
-If you're off duty, why would
you call into dispatch?
595
00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:47,661
-Uh...
596
00:32:47,661 --> 00:32:50,011
I have my methods.
597
00:32:50,011 --> 00:32:55,364
♪♪
598
00:32:55,364 --> 00:32:57,584
It's a good point, Zachary.
599
00:32:57,584 --> 00:33:02,632
The reason for that...
600
00:33:02,632 --> 00:33:06,941
[Patting on back]
601
00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:11,337
-How many girls you killed
this year, Phil?
602
00:33:11,337 --> 00:33:13,121
-So many I can't
even keep track.
603
00:33:13,121 --> 00:33:15,732
[Velcro rips]
604
00:33:15,732 --> 00:33:20,172
-You have not told me
one true thing
605
00:33:20,172 --> 00:33:22,696
since the moment
I met you, huh?
606
00:33:22,696 --> 00:33:26,830
Your name is Phil, is it?
607
00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:30,791
♪♪
608
00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:33,098
-Son of a fucking bitch.
609
00:33:33,098 --> 00:33:35,752
-I thought you had
our little group sessions
610
00:33:35,752 --> 00:33:39,017
on lockdown there, Zachary?
-I did.
611
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:41,410
-But hey, hey.
You don't have to get up.
612
00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:44,761
-Looks like we have ourselves
an interloper.
613
00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:48,896
-No, no, no. Mike!
614
00:33:48,896 --> 00:33:52,769
There's a perfectly
good explanation, you guys.
615
00:33:52,769 --> 00:33:56,512
♪♪
616
00:33:56,512 --> 00:33:59,733
Please.
617
00:33:59,733 --> 00:34:04,955
♪♪
618
00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:07,262
No, no, no, no, guys, please,
please don't kill me,
619
00:34:07,262 --> 00:34:08,959
please don't fucking
kill me, please.
620
00:34:08,959 --> 00:34:10,396
-Who the fuck are you?
-No one, I'm no one. I swear.
621
00:34:10,396 --> 00:34:12,659
I swear.
-Get his wallet.
622
00:34:12,659 --> 00:34:15,618
How the fuck
did you get in here?
623
00:34:15,618 --> 00:34:18,404
-I was -- I came in,
I got drunk at the bar
624
00:34:18,404 --> 00:34:20,319
and I went to go
to the bathroom
625
00:34:20,319 --> 00:34:22,147
and I just -- I passed out in
a closet for a few hours, okay?
626
00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:24,105
-I saw him in here earlier,
drunk off his ass.
627
00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:26,803
His story checks out.
-See, see?
628
00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:30,285
-Well, Joel Polsky.
-Zach, guys, if you let me go,
629
00:34:30,285 --> 00:34:33,027
I won't tell anyone, I swear,
who would even believe me?
630
00:34:33,027 --> 00:34:37,031
Right?
-Shut the fuck up.
631
00:34:37,031 --> 00:34:38,902
I'm saying we let this
fucking idiot go,
632
00:34:38,902 --> 00:34:40,382
give him a five minute
head start,
633
00:34:40,382 --> 00:34:42,254
then I decide which one of you
634
00:34:42,254 --> 00:34:44,256
has the pleasure
of hunting him down.
635
00:34:44,256 --> 00:34:45,822
-First of all,
I don't like it.
636
00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:47,781
-Agreed.
637
00:34:47,781 --> 00:34:51,698
-Secondly, I'm obviously the guy
to hunt him down.
638
00:34:51,698 --> 00:34:53,526
-Mike, I'm in charge here.
Why don't you put a lid on it?
639
00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:55,702
-Who made you the leader?
640
00:34:55,702 --> 00:34:59,184
-Me, when I volunteered
to have this meeting.
641
00:34:59,184 --> 00:35:00,794
Plus I have hundreds more kills
642
00:35:00,794 --> 00:35:03,013
than the rest of you
fucking amateurs.
643
00:35:03,013 --> 00:35:04,450
-Fuck you. Oh, what?
644
00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:06,626
Like it's so hard
to rack up a body count
645
00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:09,716
with government funding.
646
00:35:09,716 --> 00:35:11,805
-You're not a big picture guy,
are you, Mike?
647
00:35:11,805 --> 00:35:13,415
I think we've established that.
648
00:35:13,415 --> 00:35:15,852
Why don't you go to the bar
and pour yourself a nice
649
00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:18,507
tall glass of shut the fuck up,
we've been compromised.
650
00:35:18,507 --> 00:35:19,943
What do you want
to kill him here?
651
00:35:19,943 --> 00:35:21,293
What about the evidence?
652
00:35:21,293 --> 00:35:22,990
You're gonna burn
the place down?
653
00:35:22,990 --> 00:35:24,600
This isn't some campsite, Mike,
654
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,602
where you've just killed
a bunch of sorority girls
655
00:35:26,602 --> 00:35:29,518
and you going to jerk off
all over their fucking corpses.
656
00:35:29,518 --> 00:35:32,521
-Hey, gang, why don't we
put this to a vote?
657
00:35:32,521 --> 00:35:35,002
-We are still one member short.
-Six minus one equals five.
658
00:35:35,002 --> 00:35:37,047
And that's without Phil.
659
00:35:37,047 --> 00:35:41,313
-Jesus, what a bunch
of fucking weirdo.
660
00:35:41,313 --> 00:35:42,792
-What did you say?
661
00:35:42,792 --> 00:35:45,447
-Oh, my God,
I'm so much better than this.
662
00:35:45,447 --> 00:35:46,927
We are better than this.
663
00:35:46,927 --> 00:35:50,148
Listen, it's going to
all work out, I promise.
664
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,975
Trust me.
665
00:35:51,975 --> 00:36:01,507
♪♪
666
00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:10,559
♪♪
667
00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:19,699
♪♪
668
00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:24,094
♪♪
669
00:36:24,094 --> 00:36:27,881
-Where you going?
-[Groans]
670
00:36:27,881 --> 00:36:32,842
-What the fuck? Were you
taping us the whole time?
671
00:36:32,842 --> 00:36:34,627
-Guys, guys, there's a perfectly
good explanation that.
672
00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:43,897
♪♪
673
00:36:43,897 --> 00:36:50,991
♪♪
674
00:36:50,991 --> 00:36:54,864
Hey, hey, hey, no, no, no, no,
please don't kill me.
675
00:36:54,864 --> 00:36:58,085
What the fuck?
676
00:36:58,085 --> 00:37:00,653
Who are you?
677
00:37:00,653 --> 00:37:02,742
-I'm the one who's
going to kill
678
00:37:02,742 --> 00:37:05,179
every one of those sick fucks.
679
00:37:05,179 --> 00:37:08,182
-Boys.
680
00:37:08,182 --> 00:37:11,403
♪♪
681
00:37:11,403 --> 00:37:14,101
I say shit has gone south.
682
00:37:14,101 --> 00:37:17,147
-Jesus.
683
00:37:20,803 --> 00:37:23,284
-Fuck.
684
00:37:23,284 --> 00:37:25,765
[Door closes]
685
00:37:25,765 --> 00:37:29,421
-Carrie?
686
00:37:29,421 --> 00:37:35,078
Carrie...
687
00:37:35,078 --> 00:37:38,734
Carrie, darling!
688
00:37:38,734 --> 00:37:44,566
[Speaks indistinctly]
689
00:37:44,566 --> 00:37:47,047
-What do you want, Robert?
-It's very quiet in there.
690
00:37:47,047 --> 00:37:50,093
-So what? He's dead.
691
00:37:50,093 --> 00:37:54,489
-Look, the guys, they got
a little carried away.
692
00:37:54,489 --> 00:37:58,711
They feel terrible about it.
You could just see their faces.
693
00:37:58,711 --> 00:38:02,976
-I'm sure they're so sorry.
-Carrie.
694
00:38:02,976 --> 00:38:04,760
We're tired. It's late.
695
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:08,721
I think all any of us want
is just to see him
696
00:38:08,721 --> 00:38:11,593
and his little tape recorder
697
00:38:11,593 --> 00:38:15,423
and we could just pick up
and go our separate ways.
698
00:38:15,423 --> 00:38:17,120
-First person
through that door
699
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,731
gets an ax in the head.
700
00:38:18,731 --> 00:38:22,212
-Carrie?
701
00:38:22,212 --> 00:38:24,345
[Sighs]
702
00:38:24,345 --> 00:38:28,175
Things seem to have gotten
a little carried away.
703
00:38:28,175 --> 00:38:30,351
You've turned this
into some sort of weird
704
00:38:30,351 --> 00:38:32,919
hostage negotiation.
705
00:38:32,919 --> 00:38:35,661
Why?
706
00:38:35,661 --> 00:38:39,621
And how is it
that that little twerp
707
00:38:39,621 --> 00:38:41,231
and his tape recorder
708
00:38:41,231 --> 00:38:45,671
ended up in Phil's seat
in our circle tonight?
709
00:38:45,671 --> 00:38:47,542
-Why don't you find Phil
and ask him?
710
00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:51,024
♪♪
711
00:38:51,024 --> 00:38:53,156
-[Exhales]
712
00:38:53,156 --> 00:38:56,986
Why does that
sound like a dare?
713
00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:58,727
-What the fuck are you
doing here? Who are you?
714
00:38:58,727 --> 00:39:00,642
-Nobody.
I told you I'm no --
715
00:39:00,642 --> 00:39:02,644
Well, I mean, I'm not nobody.
I'm the deputy assistant editor
716
00:39:02,644 --> 00:39:04,559
for the review section
of a horror magazine called --
717
00:39:04,559 --> 00:39:06,256
-Okay, so you're nobody got it.
Why are you here?
718
00:39:06,256 --> 00:39:08,998
-Because I followed Bob.
-Why?
719
00:39:08,998 --> 00:39:12,567
-Because he's dating
my roommate.
720
00:39:12,567 --> 00:39:14,656
-So you followed him
to the middle of nowhere on
721
00:39:14,656 --> 00:39:16,876
a Friday night?
722
00:39:16,876 --> 00:39:19,139
-Say it like that, you make me
sound like some kind of weirdo.
723
00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:21,010
[Object thuds]
724
00:39:21,010 --> 00:39:27,452
♪♪
725
00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:31,978
-Quarter.
726
00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:33,936
Quarter!
727
00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:36,983
[Coin clinks]
728
00:39:36,983 --> 00:39:40,987
♪♪
729
00:39:40,987 --> 00:39:43,859
[Clinks]
730
00:39:43,859 --> 00:39:48,386
[Jukebox whirring]
731
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:58,178
["Disco" by Sextile playing]
732
00:39:58,178 --> 00:40:07,927
♪♪
733
00:40:07,927 --> 00:40:17,110
♪♪
734
00:40:17,110 --> 00:40:19,373
-Yeah, no, I can't -- I can't
hear him over the music.
735
00:40:19,373 --> 00:40:21,331
-Duh.
736
00:40:21,331 --> 00:40:24,596
♪♪
737
00:40:24,596 --> 00:40:27,468
-Time out.
Who are these guys, huh?
738
00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:28,774
What is this,
some kind of support group
739
00:40:28,774 --> 00:40:31,254
for serial killers?
740
00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:40,655
♪♪
741
00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:42,265
You give me
something to work with,
742
00:40:42,265 --> 00:40:43,702
I'm freaking out over here,
Carrie.
743
00:40:43,702 --> 00:40:47,009
-Oh, my God. Fine, yes.
Okay, sort of.
744
00:40:47,009 --> 00:40:50,012
It's more like
a business retreat.
745
00:40:50,012 --> 00:40:52,493
-I can't even tell
if you're being sarcastic.
746
00:40:55,061 --> 00:40:57,672
-If I wanted to hit you,
I would've hit you.
747
00:40:57,672 --> 00:41:00,980
-Comforting. I'm totally
gonna fucking die here.
748
00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:04,418
-Joel, look at me.
749
00:41:04,418 --> 00:41:08,857
Those four men in the next room,
750
00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:11,512
those men are collectively
responsible for 12%
751
00:41:11,512 --> 00:41:14,080
of all the unsolved murders
in North America.
752
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:19,085
Hideo, a high class chef
specializing in two things --
753
00:41:19,085 --> 00:41:22,654
upscale fusion cuisine
and raw human flesh.
754
00:41:22,654 --> 00:41:27,180
Part-time cannibal,
full-time psycho monk nut job.
755
00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:31,184
Mike, a rage monster
with mommy issues,
756
00:41:31,184 --> 00:41:33,099
fixates on
college-aged victims.
757
00:41:33,099 --> 00:41:35,710
Loves killing them mid-coitus.
758
00:41:35,710 --> 00:41:37,886
He's sloppy, though,
and it's not uncommon
759
00:41:37,886 --> 00:41:41,586
for at least one woman to escape
from one of these rampages.
760
00:41:41,586 --> 00:41:46,025
Fritz, emotionless,
barely human,
761
00:41:46,025 --> 00:41:48,680
more like a lizard
in a skin suit,
762
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,290
takes notes when he's
interacting with people
763
00:41:50,290 --> 00:41:52,640
so he can learn
about human behavior.
764
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,164
He never does.
765
00:41:55,164 --> 00:41:57,297
Also, he dresses up
like a clown.
766
00:41:57,297 --> 00:42:00,474
-[Laughs]
-Why?
767
00:42:00,474 --> 00:42:03,564
-He just likes clowns.
-Of course he does.
768
00:42:03,564 --> 00:42:06,567
-And finally, Bob Nice.
769
00:42:06,567 --> 00:42:09,614
Maybe the most
dangerous of the bunch.
770
00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:12,007
He's a sociopathic,
homicidal pickup artist
771
00:42:12,007 --> 00:42:14,053
who kills his target somewhere
between the first
772
00:42:14,053 --> 00:42:16,534
and third date, IQ of 180.
773
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:17,926
The only one of them
who knows how to blend
774
00:42:17,926 --> 00:42:21,016
into polite society.
775
00:42:21,016 --> 00:42:22,757
He's been a fake lawyer,
fake dentist,
776
00:42:22,757 --> 00:42:25,238
fake real estate agent,
777
00:42:25,238 --> 00:42:28,241
changes identities
like you changed shoes.
778
00:42:28,241 --> 00:42:30,809
Guy's a chameleon.
779
00:42:30,809 --> 00:42:33,202
-He stuck me with his bar tab.
-Sounds about right.
780
00:42:33,202 --> 00:42:35,901
-So what about Zachary?
781
00:42:35,901 --> 00:42:38,207
-He's dead.
782
00:42:38,207 --> 00:42:39,731
-Okay.
783
00:42:39,731 --> 00:42:43,430
And you -- how do you know
all of this?
784
00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:45,998
-Trust me,
you do not want to know.
785
00:42:45,998 --> 00:42:49,131
-I kind of want to know.
What's this? Is that a list?
786
00:42:49,131 --> 00:42:50,785
-I don't know what
you're talking about.
787
00:42:50,785 --> 00:42:52,961
-Come on! Carrie,
I could be dead any minute
788
00:42:52,961 --> 00:42:54,310
and you're not gonna tell me
anything about this list --
789
00:42:54,310 --> 00:42:57,009
-Fine. I work for
an organization, okay?
790
00:42:57,009 --> 00:42:58,663
-An organization?
That could mean anything.
791
00:42:58,663 --> 00:43:00,099
-It's top secret.
-Like the government?
792
00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:01,883
Is it the government?
-No.
793
00:43:01,883 --> 00:43:03,363
I've already said too much.
-It's a government organization.
794
00:43:03,363 --> 00:43:04,712
-You said Bob is dating
your roommate?
795
00:43:04,712 --> 00:43:07,976
-Oh, my God, Sarah.
796
00:43:07,976 --> 00:43:09,369
I have to save Sarah.
We have to get out of here.
797
00:43:09,369 --> 00:43:11,066
-Joel, listen to me.
798
00:43:11,066 --> 00:43:13,721
I know things look bad,
but when I'm done here,
799
00:43:13,721 --> 00:43:16,898
Bob's not going hurt
anybody ever again.
800
00:43:16,898 --> 00:43:20,119
♪♪
801
00:43:20,119 --> 00:43:23,035
-[Sighs]
802
00:43:23,035 --> 00:43:29,998
♪♪
803
00:43:29,998 --> 00:43:31,609
-I didn't spend
the last 16 months
804
00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:33,436
infiltrating
that fucked up circle of trust
805
00:43:33,436 --> 00:43:35,003
just to have it
all go up in flames.
806
00:43:35,003 --> 00:43:44,796
♪♪
807
00:43:44,796 --> 00:43:54,153
♪♪
808
00:43:54,153 --> 00:44:03,902
♪♪
809
00:44:03,902 --> 00:44:08,863
♪♪
810
00:44:08,863 --> 00:44:11,300
I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
811
00:44:11,300 --> 00:44:14,826
-Why? I'm parched.
I'm so hungover right now.
812
00:44:20,092 --> 00:44:23,835
[Gags, coughs]
813
00:44:23,835 --> 00:44:26,141
Oh, my God.
814
00:44:26,141 --> 00:44:28,361
Who is that?
-Phil.
815
00:44:28,361 --> 00:44:31,146
-Oh, that's Phil.
816
00:44:31,146 --> 00:44:35,803
♪♪
817
00:44:35,803 --> 00:44:39,067
What is going on?
What is your plan here?
818
00:44:39,067 --> 00:44:41,983
-Well, first,
I'm going to have to kill you.
819
00:44:41,983 --> 00:44:51,471
♪♪
820
00:44:51,471 --> 00:45:00,785
♪♪
821
00:45:00,785 --> 00:45:10,229
♪♪
822
00:45:10,229 --> 00:45:16,104
♪♪
823
00:45:16,104 --> 00:45:20,500
[Keys jingle]
824
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:28,769
♪♪
825
00:45:28,769 --> 00:45:30,597
♪♪
826
00:45:30,597 --> 00:45:33,252
[Switch clicks]
827
00:45:33,252 --> 00:45:42,435
♪♪
828
00:45:42,435 --> 00:45:51,444
♪♪
829
00:45:51,444 --> 00:46:00,453
♪♪
830
00:46:00,453 --> 00:46:10,071
♪♪
831
00:46:10,071 --> 00:46:19,428
♪♪
832
00:46:19,428 --> 00:46:28,960
♪♪
833
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:38,056
♪♪
834
00:46:38,056 --> 00:46:47,848
♪♪
835
00:46:47,848 --> 00:46:49,154
♪♪
836
00:46:49,154 --> 00:46:52,418
-Huh?
837
00:46:52,418 --> 00:46:56,204
Son of a bitch!
838
00:46:56,204 --> 00:46:59,338
♪♪
839
00:46:59,338 --> 00:47:03,646
-[Screams, cries]
840
00:47:03,646 --> 00:47:07,868
♪♪
841
00:47:07,868 --> 00:47:11,219
-[Grunts]
842
00:47:11,219 --> 00:47:13,134
Now Carrie! I'm sorry!
843
00:47:13,134 --> 00:47:15,180
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
844
00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:19,749
Hey, hey.
845
00:47:19,749 --> 00:47:22,143
Oh, my fucking...
[speaks indistinctly]
846
00:47:22,143 --> 00:47:31,283
♪♪
847
00:47:31,283 --> 00:47:40,379
♪♪
848
00:47:40,379 --> 00:47:48,256
♪♪
849
00:47:48,256 --> 00:47:52,304
-[Screaming]
850
00:47:52,304 --> 00:47:58,571
[Groans]
851
00:47:58,571 --> 00:48:04,185
[Breathing heavily]
852
00:48:04,185 --> 00:48:13,368
♪♪
853
00:48:13,368 --> 00:48:15,893
♪♪
854
00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,938
[Knock on door]
-[Speaks indistinctly]
855
00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:21,376
You in there, buddy?
856
00:48:21,376 --> 00:48:24,379
I bet you're right now,
as you wish you were home at
857
00:48:24,379 --> 00:48:28,253
54 Laughing Brooks Terrace, huh?
858
00:48:28,253 --> 00:48:30,646
[Knife thuds]
859
00:48:30,646 --> 00:48:33,432
-My license.
He has my license.
860
00:48:33,432 --> 00:48:36,826
Fucking loser, roommate.
861
00:48:36,826 --> 00:48:42,310
What a day. What a day.
862
00:48:42,310 --> 00:48:48,186
-Oh, that doesn't look
too good, Fritz.
863
00:48:48,186 --> 00:48:50,710
-I think once I've killed you,
864
00:48:50,710 --> 00:48:53,974
I'm going to ask Sarah
865
00:48:53,974 --> 00:48:55,715
on another date.
866
00:48:55,715 --> 00:48:57,238
And you know what, Joel?
867
00:48:57,238 --> 00:48:59,023
This time,
868
00:48:59,023 --> 00:49:04,463
she's going to go all...
869
00:49:04,463 --> 00:49:07,379
the way. [Laughs]
870
00:49:07,379 --> 00:49:09,033
Come on...
[speaks indistinctly]
871
00:49:09,033 --> 00:49:12,514
[Bell rings]
-Huh?
872
00:49:12,514 --> 00:49:15,735
-[Sighs]
873
00:49:15,735 --> 00:49:18,999
-God damn it.
874
00:49:18,999 --> 00:49:24,222
-You wanna play it
that way, huh?
875
00:49:24,222 --> 00:49:27,834
[Alarm stops]
876
00:49:27,834 --> 00:49:37,191
♪♪
877
00:49:37,191 --> 00:49:39,541
♪♪
878
00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:43,197
Hello? Yes, 9-1-1?
Oh, my God, it's horrible.
879
00:49:43,197 --> 00:49:47,027
Please send somebody.
I'm at 337 Cooper Road.
880
00:49:47,027 --> 00:49:48,594
Yeah, I just pulled
the fire alarm.
881
00:49:48,594 --> 00:49:50,378
Oh, God. Oh,
I think she's armed.
882
00:49:50,378 --> 00:49:53,425
She's got a leather jacket,
boots, a lesbian haircut.
883
00:49:53,425 --> 00:49:55,079
Oh, and I think she has
an accomplice.
884
00:49:55,079 --> 00:49:56,558
Oh, my God, please.
Send someone quick.
885
00:49:56,558 --> 00:49:58,691
It's -- it's horrible.
Oh! The blood.
886
00:49:58,691 --> 00:50:02,216
Oh, the blood!
887
00:50:02,216 --> 00:50:05,959
[Receiver thuds]
888
00:50:05,959 --> 00:50:08,918
All right, we got about
three minutes
889
00:50:08,918 --> 00:50:11,747
till have to answer
a fuck ton of questions.
890
00:50:11,747 --> 00:50:14,315
Let's go, chop chop.
891
00:50:14,315 --> 00:50:15,882
-Yeah, but what about Zachary?
892
00:50:15,882 --> 00:50:18,232
He's in there half
fucking dissolved.
893
00:50:18,232 --> 00:50:22,062
-Ah, fuck it.
It's their problem now.
894
00:50:22,062 --> 00:50:30,766
♪♪
895
00:50:30,766 --> 00:50:36,163
-That was fucked.
896
00:50:36,163 --> 00:50:38,209
-You're not making this easy,
Joel.
897
00:50:38,209 --> 00:50:42,909
Now we got to deal with
three psychopaths and the cops.
898
00:50:42,909 --> 00:50:45,129
Well, at least cops
are easier to deal with
899
00:50:45,129 --> 00:50:47,435
than serial killers,
900
00:50:47,435 --> 00:50:49,524
relatively speaking.
901
00:50:49,524 --> 00:50:59,186
♪♪
902
00:50:59,186 --> 00:51:01,841
♪♪
903
00:51:01,841 --> 00:51:05,366
Can I just see that?
904
00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:17,378
Hey, I mean,
if we're being honest,
905
00:51:17,378 --> 00:51:19,815
you've got three down,
three and a half
906
00:51:19,815 --> 00:51:23,036
with the weird clown guy's hand
and the host of all,
907
00:51:23,036 --> 00:51:26,344
come on, that's pretty good
for one night.
908
00:51:26,344 --> 00:51:29,390
-I guess I'm just
kind of a perfectionist.
909
00:51:29,390 --> 00:51:33,568
-I mean, sure, but some things
you got to let it go.
910
00:51:33,568 --> 00:51:36,528
That's what my dad always says.
911
00:51:36,528 --> 00:51:41,228
-Oh, like you and Sarah?
You're gonna let that go?
912
00:51:41,228 --> 00:51:42,969
-Let what go? Me and Sarah
913
00:51:42,969 --> 00:51:46,712
have a perfectly good, you know,
914
00:51:46,712 --> 00:51:48,017
there's nothing to let go
between Sarah and I,
915
00:51:48,017 --> 00:51:50,629
we're very -- we're good.
916
00:51:50,629 --> 00:51:52,239
We have a healthy, you know,
917
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:54,937
relationship,
friendship thing.
918
00:51:54,937 --> 00:51:57,766
-Mm.
-So.
919
00:51:57,766 --> 00:51:59,725
-So what were you
doing with this?
920
00:51:59,725 --> 00:52:04,208
♪♪
921
00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:06,993
-Work, my work,
I use it for work,
922
00:52:06,993 --> 00:52:10,431
I...I'm -- I'm a writer,
so I dictate my --
923
00:52:10,431 --> 00:52:12,999
okay, maybe I was using it to
record my conversation with Bob,
924
00:52:12,999 --> 00:52:15,480
but that's because
I thought he was married.
925
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,830
So I was protecting Sarah.
So it's not weird.
926
00:52:17,830 --> 00:52:20,833
You make it sound like
it's weird. It's not weird.
927
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:23,270
-Okay, let's say none of this
happened tonight.
928
00:52:23,270 --> 00:52:25,577
Bob's just your average
piece of shit.
929
00:52:25,577 --> 00:52:27,535
You play the tape back for her,
then what?
930
00:52:27,535 --> 00:52:29,972
She suddenly wants to date you
because you obviously
931
00:52:29,972 --> 00:52:34,542
haven't demonstrated
any creepy behavior whatsoever?
932
00:52:34,542 --> 00:52:38,503
I'm just saying you might want
to reexamine things.
933
00:52:38,503 --> 00:52:40,244
And by reexamine things,
I mean you.
934
00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:43,203
You might want
to reexamine you.
935
00:52:43,203 --> 00:52:45,031
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
936
00:52:45,031 --> 00:52:46,554
-I got it.
-Mm-hmm.
937
00:52:46,554 --> 00:52:48,252
[Siren wailing]
-Let's do this, boys!
938
00:52:48,252 --> 00:52:49,731
-Through that door.
-Let's lock and load!
939
00:52:49,731 --> 00:52:52,517
-Keep your eyes open.
-Busting in. Come on.
940
00:52:52,517 --> 00:52:56,303
-Hey, we're in here.
We're here!
941
00:52:56,303 --> 00:52:59,524
-Yeah. Freeze!
-Get your hands up.
942
00:52:59,524 --> 00:53:02,744
-Oh, God. I spilled my coffee.
-Book 'em. Don't look at me.
943
00:53:02,744 --> 00:53:04,137
♪♪
944
00:53:04,137 --> 00:53:06,879
-Well, well, well.
945
00:53:06,879 --> 00:53:09,273
Look who's being sent
to the principal's office.
946
00:53:09,273 --> 00:53:11,623
Looks like Hideo came up short.
Now that's disappointing.
947
00:53:11,623 --> 00:53:15,061
And there he is,
alive and talking.
948
00:53:15,061 --> 00:53:24,157
♪♪
949
00:53:24,157 --> 00:53:26,899
♪♪
950
00:53:26,899 --> 00:53:29,467
-You mind telling me
what the fuck is going on?
951
00:53:29,467 --> 00:53:32,165
-Gentlemen,
952
00:53:32,165 --> 00:53:35,386
we are about
to have a lot of fun tonight.
953
00:53:35,386 --> 00:53:38,911
[Engine starts]
954
00:53:38,911 --> 00:53:42,219
[Tires screech]
955
00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:47,615
♪♪
956
00:53:47,615 --> 00:53:55,319
[Indistinct conversations]
957
00:53:55,319 --> 00:53:57,538
-Nice. Can we get to it?
-I need you to stop.
958
00:53:57,538 --> 00:53:58,974
Okay, go ahead.
-Go ahead?
959
00:53:58,974 --> 00:54:00,454
-Yeah.
960
00:54:00,454 --> 00:54:02,282
-Okay, so listen,
this is ridiculous.
961
00:54:02,282 --> 00:54:04,110
-Hold on. Shut the fuck up
for a second.
962
00:54:04,110 --> 00:54:07,244
Okay, sweetheart.
963
00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:08,941
Name?
964
00:54:08,941 --> 00:54:13,685
-Jane.
965
00:54:13,685 --> 00:54:17,950
-Last name?
-Doe.
966
00:54:17,950 --> 00:54:20,126
-Can I just please
get my phone call?
967
00:54:20,126 --> 00:54:21,606
We can come right back to this,
968
00:54:21,606 --> 00:54:23,390
if I could have
my phone call, please.
969
00:54:23,390 --> 00:54:27,829
-No, I just want to reiterate,
this is what you said to me.
970
00:54:27,829 --> 00:54:31,093
A group of serial killers
attending a 12 step meeting
971
00:54:31,093 --> 00:54:34,619
tried to kill me and my
accomplice before disappearing,
972
00:54:34,619 --> 00:54:36,098
leaving us
with three dead bodies?
973
00:54:36,098 --> 00:54:37,491
-Two dead bodies.
The third one, Hideo,
974
00:54:37,491 --> 00:54:39,972
we killed out of self-defense.
975
00:54:39,972 --> 00:54:42,148
-Okay, so you confessed
to killing a Hideo?
976
00:54:42,148 --> 00:54:43,802
-Not me personally.
977
00:54:43,802 --> 00:54:46,500
-Just hold that thought.
-It was self-defense.
978
00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:50,287
-I need you to hold
that thought quietly.
979
00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:54,334
So you're magazine writer?
-Horror journalist.
980
00:54:54,334 --> 00:54:56,815
-What did I say?
-Magazine writer.
981
00:54:56,815 --> 00:54:59,165
-Yeah, I'm going to
keep it as a magazine writer.
982
00:54:59,165 --> 00:55:02,690
She's an assassin whose mission
it is to kill serial killers.
983
00:55:02,690 --> 00:55:04,953
-Correct,
for a secret organization.
984
00:55:04,953 --> 00:55:07,042
-Okay, great, great.
Let me just write...
985
00:55:07,042 --> 00:55:10,829
Just one word, right? Bullshit.
986
00:55:10,829 --> 00:55:12,961
-I can't imagine
you'll take this seriously,
987
00:55:12,961 --> 00:55:14,485
but we and potentially
988
00:55:14,485 --> 00:55:16,443
you people are
in a lot of danger right now.
989
00:55:16,443 --> 00:55:18,053
-And why would that be?
990
00:55:18,053 --> 00:55:21,013
-There are three men out there
who want him dead.
991
00:55:21,013 --> 00:55:24,059
And frankly, they're not real
big fans of mine either.
992
00:55:24,059 --> 00:55:26,235
-Look...[clears throat]
993
00:55:26,235 --> 00:55:30,370
...even if what
you're saying is true,
994
00:55:30,370 --> 00:55:35,723
you happen to be in custody
in a police station, hmm?
995
00:55:35,723 --> 00:55:37,856
What do you think's
going to happen? [Laughs]
996
00:55:37,856 --> 00:55:39,945
-There are three of you.
997
00:55:39,945 --> 00:55:42,034
two of you are armed with
typewriters,
998
00:55:42,034 --> 00:55:43,775
and your buddy over there
has his nose buried
999
00:55:43,775 --> 00:55:45,516
in a garbage magazine.
1000
00:55:45,516 --> 00:55:48,214
I'm just saying we're not
exactly on lockdown here.
1001
00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:50,695
-Yeah, well, everybody else
is picking through the mess
1002
00:55:50,695 --> 00:55:56,483
you and your sidekick there left
at the Chinese restaurant, huh?
1003
00:55:56,483 --> 00:56:03,185
Listen, why don't you make
things easier on yourself
1004
00:56:03,185 --> 00:56:07,407
and sing like your sweet
little friend over there, huh?
1005
00:56:10,410 --> 00:56:13,021
-Yeah, he's definitely
got his own style.
1006
00:56:13,021 --> 00:56:15,894
-Yeah, and he ended up being
one of the serial killers, Bob.
1007
00:56:15,894 --> 00:56:17,765
-Right, right.
1008
00:56:17,765 --> 00:56:21,508
Bob, Bob, who also sells
premium real estate,
1009
00:56:21,508 --> 00:56:24,076
which is actually
sort of believable.
1010
00:56:24,076 --> 00:56:26,078
-Great. See, we're getting
somewhere now.
1011
00:56:26,078 --> 00:56:27,514
Can I go make that phone call?
1012
00:56:27,514 --> 00:56:30,822
-Um, no, stop asking.
1013
00:56:30,822 --> 00:56:33,215
-I thought it was the law.
-It is. But guess what?
1014
00:56:33,215 --> 00:56:35,261
You're on my time now
and you're so full of shit
1015
00:56:35,261 --> 00:56:36,741
your eyes are brown.
1016
00:56:36,741 --> 00:56:39,047
Just relax that,
Pippi Longstocking.
1017
00:56:39,047 --> 00:56:43,138
You're going to be there
for a while.
1018
00:56:43,138 --> 00:56:47,099
-[Whistles]
1019
00:56:47,099 --> 00:56:49,580
[Object thuds]
1020
00:56:49,580 --> 00:56:57,239
♪♪
1021
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:59,503
-Jesse? Jesse!
1022
00:56:59,503 --> 00:57:03,985
♪♪
1023
00:57:03,985 --> 00:57:07,511
-Hey, I'm not done with you
even by a long shot.
1024
00:57:07,511 --> 00:57:10,383
Don't touch any of my stuff,
okay?
1025
00:57:10,383 --> 00:57:13,038
-I will put one of these
right in your suckhole
1026
00:57:13,038 --> 00:57:17,956
like a coiled snake, okay?
1027
00:57:17,956 --> 00:57:21,263
Smack in the face.
1028
00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:34,755
-The fire alarm
was not a good idea.
1029
00:57:34,755 --> 00:57:38,933
-All right, boys, look,
I think we have on our hands
1030
00:57:38,933 --> 00:57:40,979
here is a clear cut case of
Bonnie...[speaks indistinctly]
1031
00:57:40,979 --> 00:57:43,590
And now Bonnie told me
that people are coming here
1032
00:57:43,590 --> 00:57:45,331
to try and kill him
and maybe us.
1033
00:57:45,331 --> 00:57:48,552
-What? Us? Why?
-Just relax.
1034
00:57:48,552 --> 00:57:51,163
These two are nutty.
1035
00:57:51,163 --> 00:57:53,339
All right. We're just going
to let them stew in a cage
1036
00:57:53,339 --> 00:57:55,297
until the boys are done
with the crime scene tomorrow.
1037
00:57:55,297 --> 00:57:57,256
-Okie doke. Sounds good.
1038
00:57:57,256 --> 00:58:00,651
-And hey,
let's keep an eye on her.
1039
00:58:00,651 --> 00:58:02,827
She scares the shit
out of me.
1040
00:58:02,827 --> 00:58:07,092
-Agree,
completely terrifying.
1041
00:58:07,092 --> 00:58:09,703
I feel like at any minute
she could leap from that chair
1042
00:58:09,703 --> 00:58:13,751
and strangle any one of us.
-Right.
1043
00:58:13,751 --> 00:58:17,450
Anyway, the horror journalist
wants his phone call.
1044
00:58:17,450 --> 00:58:20,801
-The who, what?
-A horror film journalist.
1045
00:58:20,801 --> 00:58:23,804
Like a reviewer
of the horror movie genre,
1046
00:58:23,804 --> 00:58:26,546
you know, horror films!
1047
00:58:26,546 --> 00:58:30,332
Films are outside the mainstream
genres like dramas,
1048
00:58:30,332 --> 00:58:33,901
comedies, action, musicals,
sometimes the horror genre
1049
00:58:33,901 --> 00:58:37,252
can blend with other genres
then you get subgenres.
1050
00:58:37,252 --> 00:58:39,341
And these are where
you can sometimes find
1051
00:58:39,341 --> 00:58:44,869
some really interesting films
that are shocking, surprising,
1052
00:58:44,869 --> 00:58:48,002
if I do say so myself,
downright delightful.
1053
00:58:48,002 --> 00:58:50,222
-Tony, I need you to
get out more.
1054
00:58:50,222 --> 00:58:54,618
Maybe try a contact sport.
1055
00:58:54,618 --> 00:58:57,708
-Yeah, yeah, I can do that.
-Great.
1056
00:58:57,708 --> 00:59:01,625
-Contact sports, Tony.
1057
00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:04,453
-Don't touch me.
1058
00:59:16,727 --> 00:59:20,252
[Line ringing]
1059
00:59:20,252 --> 00:59:23,081
[Rings]
-Hello?
1060
00:59:23,081 --> 00:59:24,343
-Sarah, Sarah, Sarah,
listen to me, okay,
1061
00:59:24,343 --> 00:59:25,953
listen very carefully.
1062
00:59:25,953 --> 00:59:27,912
-Jesus, Joel, what the hell
happened to you?
1063
00:59:27,912 --> 00:59:29,914
[Speaks indistinctly]
-Yeah.
1064
00:59:29,914 --> 00:59:32,960
I was okay and I'm sorry.
-You should be.
1065
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,441
I was worried about you.
Where are you?
1066
00:59:35,441 --> 00:59:37,182
-Yeah, I'm safe now, okay?
I'm in jail. I'm safe.
1067
00:59:37,182 --> 00:59:38,749
-What do you mean
you're in jail?
1068
00:59:38,749 --> 00:59:40,620
-It's a long story, okay?
Don't worry about it.
1069
00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:42,013
I had to pretend
to be a serial killer
1070
00:59:42,013 --> 00:59:43,449
so the serial killers
wouldn't kill me
1071
00:59:43,449 --> 00:59:45,059
and then they killed
each other --
1072
00:59:45,059 --> 00:59:46,670
-What?
-Just listen.
1073
00:59:46,670 --> 00:59:47,888
-What the hell?
Okay, you know what?
1074
00:59:47,888 --> 00:59:49,324
where are you?
1075
00:59:49,324 --> 00:59:51,022
-I'm at the Appleton
County Jail.
1076
00:59:51,022 --> 00:59:52,458
-Okay, I'm coming to get you.
-No, no, no, Sarah.
1077
00:59:52,458 --> 00:59:53,764
Do not come and get me.
1078
00:59:53,764 --> 00:59:55,243
Listen, this is why
I'm calling.
1079
00:59:55,243 --> 00:59:57,681
Listen very carefully.
1080
00:59:57,681 --> 01:00:00,814
You cannot leave
the house, okay?
1081
01:00:00,814 --> 01:00:02,816
No matter who comes to the door,
don't let them in.
1082
01:00:02,816 --> 01:00:06,559
If someone calls you like Bob,
don't answer, okay?
1083
01:00:06,559 --> 01:00:08,866
He's a dangerous man.
1084
01:00:08,866 --> 01:00:10,215
-Jesus, Joel.
1085
01:00:10,215 --> 01:00:12,870
My love life
is none of your business.
1086
01:00:12,870 --> 01:00:14,611
Wait, how do you
even know his name?
1087
01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:18,049
-Because he's a murderer,
okay, he will fucking tell you.
1088
01:00:18,049 --> 01:00:20,617
Do you understand me, Sarah?
-All right, then, I'm leaving.
1089
01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:23,924
-No, no. Sarah?
1090
01:00:23,924 --> 01:00:27,580
[Line clicks]
1091
01:00:27,580 --> 01:00:29,843
[Chuckles]
1092
01:00:29,843 --> 01:00:31,584
Hey, have I told you
how nice of a mustache you have?
1093
01:00:31,584 --> 01:00:33,499
If I could grow one,
I would grow in just like yours.
1094
01:00:33,499 --> 01:00:35,153
I'm just going to make
a real quick --
1095
01:00:35,153 --> 01:00:39,940
-Ooh, no. Can't do that.
It's called one phone call.
1096
01:00:39,940 --> 01:00:43,291
You get one phone call.
Just one phone call.
1097
01:00:44,423 --> 01:00:46,773
Thank you.
1098
01:00:46,773 --> 01:00:50,081
Pop him in cage one, Matt?
-Yeah. Then come back for her.
1099
01:00:50,081 --> 01:00:53,214
-Okie doke. Come on, bud.
-Please, please.
1100
01:00:53,214 --> 01:00:56,043
If you could just --
please, just let me.
1101
01:00:56,043 --> 01:00:58,524
I swear --
-Come on back.
1102
01:00:58,524 --> 01:01:00,091
-All right.
1103
01:01:00,091 --> 01:01:02,963
-[Grunts] Did you talk,
you fucking fuck?
1104
01:01:02,963 --> 01:01:05,183
-Son of a bitch.
1105
01:01:05,183 --> 01:01:06,793
Hey, settle, easy.
1106
01:01:06,793 --> 01:01:10,014
[Laughs]
1107
01:01:10,014 --> 01:01:11,102
Yeah, baby!
1108
01:01:11,102 --> 01:01:12,364
Yeah!
1109
01:01:12,364 --> 01:01:13,844
I almost shot you!
1110
01:01:13,844 --> 01:01:18,283
♪♪
1111
01:01:18,283 --> 01:01:22,766
♪♪
1112
01:01:22,766 --> 01:01:24,419
-Come on.
1113
01:01:24,419 --> 01:01:27,596
[Keys clack, cell door closes]
1114
01:01:27,596 --> 01:01:30,861
[Lock clacks]
1115
01:01:30,861 --> 01:01:32,558
Hands.
1116
01:01:32,558 --> 01:01:35,387
[Keys jingle]
1117
01:01:35,387 --> 01:01:36,693
[Chuckles]
1118
01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:40,435
Oh, golly,
she really nailed you.
1119
01:01:40,435 --> 01:01:41,828
Hey?
1120
01:01:50,228 --> 01:01:52,186
-You okay?
1121
01:01:52,186 --> 01:01:54,058
Needed a distraction.
1122
01:01:54,058 --> 01:01:55,973
-Oh.
1123
01:01:55,973 --> 01:01:58,976
Distraction.
Yeah, I knew that.
1124
01:01:58,976 --> 01:02:01,805
I'm fine.
1125
01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:03,850
I mean, maybe in the future,
if you just want to warn me
1126
01:02:03,850 --> 01:02:05,112
about your plans prior
1127
01:02:05,112 --> 01:02:06,505
so I can be ready.
1128
01:02:06,505 --> 01:02:09,464
Maybe we could fake it.
I don't know.
1129
01:02:09,464 --> 01:02:12,903
It just kind of harts.
1130
01:02:12,903 --> 01:02:15,079
You know, I tried to warn Sarah
about Bob,
1131
01:02:15,079 --> 01:02:16,950
but she didn't even believe me.
1132
01:02:16,950 --> 01:02:19,823
-Yeah, she just thinks
you're being a jealous weirdo,
1133
01:02:19,823 --> 01:02:22,477
which you kind of are,
I guess.
1134
01:02:22,477 --> 01:02:24,915
Here's a tip.
You ready?
1135
01:02:27,656 --> 01:02:30,703
You can't force a person
to feel something
1136
01:02:30,703 --> 01:02:33,532
or trick them into loving you.
1137
01:02:33,532 --> 01:02:35,186
You're not entitled to that.
1138
01:02:35,186 --> 01:02:38,624
♪♪
1139
01:02:38,624 --> 01:02:43,237
Okay, so now you feel stupid.
It's a good first step.
1140
01:02:43,237 --> 01:02:45,239
You just got to up
your game a bit,
1141
01:02:45,239 --> 01:02:47,633
get your head out of your ass.
1142
01:02:47,633 --> 01:02:49,983
If you can face down a
fucking knife wielding cannibal,
1143
01:02:49,983 --> 01:02:51,811
you can do anything.
1144
01:02:51,811 --> 01:02:54,074
-Yeah.
1145
01:02:54,074 --> 01:02:57,861
Yeah, I did face him down,
kind of.
1146
01:02:57,861 --> 01:02:59,079
Threw intestines out him.
1147
01:02:59,079 --> 01:03:00,602
That means it's something
1148
01:03:00,602 --> 01:03:02,256
I almost got out
of that circle, too.
1149
01:03:02,256 --> 01:03:04,693
I mean, I had you fooled.
1150
01:03:04,693 --> 01:03:06,260
[Thunder rumbles]
1151
01:03:06,260 --> 01:03:09,263
♪♪
1152
01:03:09,263 --> 01:03:10,874
[Brakes squeak]
1153
01:03:10,874 --> 01:03:14,747
♪♪
1154
01:03:14,747 --> 01:03:18,925
So, who's Mr. Midnite?
1155
01:03:18,925 --> 01:03:27,542
♪♪
1156
01:03:27,542 --> 01:03:30,110
-When I was a kid,
he killed somebody close to me.
1157
01:03:32,373 --> 01:03:35,768
Turned my life
into a living hell.
1158
01:03:35,768 --> 01:03:38,684
Cops never found him.
1159
01:03:38,684 --> 01:03:42,296
By now, he's probably dead
or somebody I already killed,
1160
01:03:42,296 --> 01:03:47,606
or I don't know,
maybe he's still out there.
1161
01:03:47,606 --> 01:03:48,825
The name was just something
I made up.
1162
01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:52,219
I thought it sounded deep.
1163
01:03:52,219 --> 01:03:57,224
-So, was that like
how you became who you are?
1164
01:03:57,224 --> 01:03:59,096
-That and the organization.
1165
01:03:59,096 --> 01:04:00,793
-Right, the organization.
1166
01:04:00,793 --> 01:04:03,143
What was the name
of that organization again?
1167
01:04:03,143 --> 01:04:04,579
You told me earlier.
1168
01:04:04,579 --> 01:04:06,712
♪♪
1169
01:04:06,712 --> 01:04:07,887
No.
1170
01:04:10,194 --> 01:04:11,804
[Door opens]
1171
01:04:11,804 --> 01:04:15,242
♪♪
1172
01:04:15,242 --> 01:04:16,678
[Door closes]
1173
01:04:16,678 --> 01:04:18,680
-Oh, hey there.
1174
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:20,334
How can I help you?
1175
01:04:20,334 --> 01:04:25,035
-Special Agent Jack Felder
1176
01:04:25,035 --> 01:04:27,951
looking for
a couple murder suspects.
1177
01:04:27,951 --> 01:04:30,997
♪♪
1178
01:04:30,997 --> 01:04:33,391
-Figure people like this would
be on some kind of list.
1179
01:04:33,391 --> 01:04:35,959
-Yeah, that's why I'm here.
1180
01:04:35,959 --> 01:04:40,572
They've been on the bureau's
list for quite some time.
1181
01:04:40,572 --> 01:04:42,443
-Hey, that's him!
That's him!
1182
01:04:42,443 --> 01:04:44,097
Arrest him, shoot him, kill him!
That's him!
1183
01:04:44,097 --> 01:04:45,577
The real estate guy
we talked about,
1184
01:04:45,577 --> 01:04:46,926
the guy that's
dating my roommate. That's him
1185
01:04:46,926 --> 01:04:51,191
-Oh, drop the act.
1186
01:04:51,191 --> 01:04:56,805
You have a lot to answer for,
Buddy,
1187
01:04:56,805 --> 01:04:58,895
but when I'm done here,
1188
01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:01,332
I'm gonna go see your roommate
1189
01:05:01,332 --> 01:05:03,987
and she's gonna give me
everything I need
1190
01:05:03,987 --> 01:05:08,643
to wrap...things...up.
1191
01:05:08,643 --> 01:05:10,297
-Oh, come on.
I feel like you can hear
1192
01:05:10,297 --> 01:05:11,733
what he's saying
to me right now.
1193
01:05:11,733 --> 01:05:13,387
Can you --
-I can hear what he's saying
1194
01:05:13,387 --> 01:05:14,867
to you,
and everything is perfect.
1195
01:05:14,867 --> 01:05:16,260
You're absolutely right,
Special Agent Felder.
1196
01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:18,044
-Come on.
That's a fake mustache.
1197
01:05:18,044 --> 01:05:20,264
-You don't insult
a man's mustache!
1198
01:05:20,264 --> 01:05:21,613
You don't insult
a man's mustache!
1199
01:05:21,613 --> 01:05:23,484
I am gonna murder your face!
1200
01:05:23,484 --> 01:05:25,617
You don't insult
a man's mustache!
1201
01:05:25,617 --> 01:05:27,532
[Grunts]
1202
01:05:27,532 --> 01:05:29,055
Give me my gun.
Give me --
1203
01:05:29,055 --> 01:05:31,275
Just one.
-You see what I mean?
1204
01:05:31,275 --> 01:05:34,756
He's psychotic, delusional,
a sexual deviant.
1205
01:05:34,756 --> 01:05:37,194
-No.
-A real sociopath.
1206
01:05:37,194 --> 01:05:40,284
You two are lucky he didn't
kamikaze you out in the hallway.
1207
01:05:40,284 --> 01:05:42,590
-I can't believe a guy
was such a charming smile
1208
01:05:42,590 --> 01:05:44,331
be able to kill
those people like that.
1209
01:05:44,331 --> 01:05:49,858
-[Chuckles] Well, it's this one
I'm really worried about.
1210
01:05:49,858 --> 01:05:51,425
She's unpredictable,
1211
01:05:51,425 --> 01:05:54,385
unstable.
1212
01:05:54,385 --> 01:05:55,821
Hmm?
1213
01:05:55,821 --> 01:05:57,214
To tell you
the God's honest truth,
1214
01:05:57,214 --> 01:06:00,086
I'm not 100 percent sure
who she really is
1215
01:06:00,086 --> 01:06:03,176
or why these two
are working together,
1216
01:06:03,176 --> 01:06:07,702
but what I do know is that
she's extremely dangerous.
1217
01:06:07,702 --> 01:06:13,534
But they're safely under lock
and key, right, boys?
1218
01:06:13,534 --> 01:06:16,537
Is there a place where we can go
and talk the details, you know,
1219
01:06:16,537 --> 01:06:20,977
away from these two maniacs?
1220
01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:23,022
-Cap's office.
-Yeah.
1221
01:06:23,022 --> 01:06:26,112
-Meet you there.
-No, don't leave.
1222
01:06:26,112 --> 01:06:27,461
Don't -- don't leave.
Don't trust him.
1223
01:06:27,461 --> 01:06:30,856
-I will -- I'm that close.
1224
01:06:30,856 --> 01:06:32,249
You got your time.
1225
01:06:32,249 --> 01:06:35,339
♪♪
1226
01:06:35,339 --> 01:06:37,732
-I a rock hard right now.
1227
01:06:37,732 --> 01:06:41,127
♪♪
1228
01:06:41,127 --> 01:06:42,737
Mm-hmm.
1229
01:06:42,737 --> 01:06:48,482
♪♪
1230
01:06:48,482 --> 01:06:50,223
[Clicks tongue]
1231
01:06:50,223 --> 01:06:51,920
See you later.
1232
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:56,360
♪♪
1233
01:06:56,360 --> 01:07:00,973
-Hey, keep picking the lock
so we can get out of here.
1234
01:07:00,973 --> 01:07:04,846
-Alright, Jack, here's
the evidence you asked for.
1235
01:07:07,153 --> 01:07:09,329
-[Sighs]
1236
01:07:11,462 --> 01:07:13,246
Did you listen to that?
1237
01:07:13,246 --> 01:07:15,031
-No, no, no, no.
1238
01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,510
he did not want
to give it to us,
1239
01:07:16,510 --> 01:07:18,556
so, yeah,
I'm excited to listen to it.
1240
01:07:18,556 --> 01:07:20,427
Got to be something
juicy on here.
1241
01:07:20,427 --> 01:07:22,777
-Well, let's give a little
listen, shall we?
1242
01:07:22,777 --> 01:07:24,518
-Hm.
1243
01:07:24,518 --> 01:07:28,479
[Tape recorder clicks, whirs]
1244
01:07:28,479 --> 01:07:33,832
-...the city lights.
1245
01:07:33,832 --> 01:07:36,878
Rain falls like
drops of poison.
1246
01:07:36,878 --> 01:07:40,056
♪♪
1247
01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:46,279
Windshield wiper slash
like deadly knives
1248
01:07:46,279 --> 01:07:49,413
on the corner --
-Oh.
1249
01:07:49,413 --> 01:07:50,718
-That's fucking terrible.
1250
01:07:50,718 --> 01:07:52,024
-What was he trying to
establish?
1251
01:07:52,024 --> 01:07:53,591
Jesus Christ.
1252
01:07:53,591 --> 01:07:55,636
-Awful
[Liquid pours]
1253
01:07:55,636 --> 01:07:57,421
[Glass clinks]
1254
01:07:57,421 --> 01:07:59,205
-Here you are, detective.
1255
01:08:01,425 --> 01:08:04,428
So, what else do we have
in here, huh?
1256
01:08:04,428 --> 01:08:08,519
-Oh, just knives,
and it's a pretty grim box.
1257
01:08:08,519 --> 01:08:12,697
I've got to tell you,
a murderous pawnshop.
1258
01:08:12,697 --> 01:08:16,266
-Yeah, a little black book.
1259
01:08:16,266 --> 01:08:18,268
Took that off Jane Doe.
1260
01:08:18,268 --> 01:08:20,008
-Hm.
1261
01:08:20,008 --> 01:08:24,274
♪♪
1262
01:08:24,274 --> 01:08:28,408
Gentlemen.
1263
01:08:28,408 --> 01:08:30,889
Things are much worse
than I expected.
1264
01:08:30,889 --> 01:08:32,325
[Thunder rumbling]
1265
01:08:32,325 --> 01:08:39,027
♪♪
1266
01:08:39,027 --> 01:08:40,768
-[Sighs]
1267
01:08:40,768 --> 01:08:42,727
[Smacking]
1268
01:08:46,557 --> 01:08:48,602
[Floor squeaks]
-[Giggles]
1269
01:08:56,262 --> 01:08:58,395
[Giggling]
1270
01:08:58,395 --> 01:08:59,657
[Thunder rumbles]
1271
01:08:59,657 --> 01:09:01,093
[Taps table]
1272
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:10,537
[Thunder rumbles]
1273
01:09:18,502 --> 01:09:19,851
-Hello?
1274
01:09:19,851 --> 01:09:31,123
♪♪
1275
01:09:31,123 --> 01:09:41,307
♪♪
1276
01:09:41,307 --> 01:09:43,483
[Music beat]
1277
01:09:43,483 --> 01:09:47,618
♪♪
1278
01:09:47,618 --> 01:09:49,185
Cool.
1279
01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:54,277
♪♪
1280
01:09:58,324 --> 01:10:00,457
[Sighs]
1281
01:10:03,721 --> 01:10:13,687
♪♪
1282
01:10:13,687 --> 01:10:24,350
♪♪
1283
01:10:24,350 --> 01:10:27,397
♪♪
1284
01:10:27,397 --> 01:10:30,748
[Toy laughing]
1285
01:10:30,748 --> 01:10:33,403
[Laugh echoes]
1286
01:10:33,403 --> 01:10:40,801
♪♪
1287
01:10:40,801 --> 01:10:43,064
[Laughing continues]
1288
01:10:43,064 --> 01:10:45,763
♪♪
1289
01:10:45,763 --> 01:10:47,852
-[Hums]
1290
01:10:47,852 --> 01:10:49,897
-[Gasps]
1291
01:10:49,897 --> 01:10:51,203
[Body thuds]
1292
01:10:51,203 --> 01:10:53,814
♪♪
1293
01:10:53,814 --> 01:10:55,512
-[Straining]
1294
01:10:55,512 --> 01:11:06,871
♪♪
1295
01:11:06,871 --> 01:11:10,135
♪♪
1296
01:11:10,135 --> 01:11:12,180
[Straining continues]
1297
01:11:12,180 --> 01:11:19,797
♪♪
1298
01:11:19,797 --> 01:11:24,149
-[Laughs]
1299
01:11:24,149 --> 01:11:25,237
-[Straining]
1300
01:11:25,237 --> 01:11:26,717
[Grunts]
1301
01:11:29,241 --> 01:11:32,070
Sorry, Mr. Policeman
1302
01:11:32,070 --> 01:11:33,593
[Laughs]
1303
01:11:33,593 --> 01:11:41,166
♪♪
1304
01:11:41,166 --> 01:11:44,082
[Laughs manically]
1305
01:11:44,082 --> 01:11:47,303
[Laughter]
1306
01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:49,653
[Electricity thuds]
-Oh, jeez.
1307
01:11:49,653 --> 01:11:51,394
Alright, okay.
1308
01:11:51,394 --> 01:11:53,221
-Goddamn it, Tony!
1309
01:11:55,528 --> 01:11:57,008
-Let's see if Tony needs a hand.
[Grunts]
1310
01:11:57,008 --> 01:11:58,792
He probably blew a circuit
with that goddamn
1311
01:11:58,792 --> 01:12:00,664
popcorn maker
in the evidence locker again.
1312
01:12:00,664 --> 01:12:04,711
-Yeah.
-Jesus Christ.
1313
01:12:04,711 --> 01:12:06,713
You know what?
I'm taking this.
1314
01:12:06,713 --> 01:12:08,193
Don't want you fellas
finishing this
1315
01:12:08,193 --> 01:12:10,413
before I get back here.
1316
01:12:10,413 --> 01:12:12,502
-Well, you put your fears
to bed there, Jesse,
1317
01:12:12,502 --> 01:12:15,026
because the only way you are not
finishing that bottle
1318
01:12:15,026 --> 01:12:17,898
with us tonight
is if you drop dead.
1319
01:12:17,898 --> 01:12:19,944
[Laughter]
1320
01:12:19,944 --> 01:12:22,033
-Hope not.
1321
01:12:22,033 --> 01:12:23,382
I'm the only thing
my stepdaughter Sharon
1322
01:12:23,382 --> 01:12:24,818
has in the world.
1323
01:12:24,818 --> 01:12:26,342
[Thunder rumbles]
1324
01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:30,607
I'mma check on Tony.
-[Grunts]
1325
01:12:30,607 --> 01:12:32,173
♪♪
1326
01:12:32,173 --> 01:12:35,394
-[Exhales deeply]
1327
01:12:35,394 --> 01:12:36,526
-I'm making a move.
1328
01:12:36,526 --> 01:12:39,050
-Oh, shit.
1329
01:12:39,050 --> 01:12:41,531
[Lock clicks]
1330
01:12:41,531 --> 01:12:42,836
-[Gasps]
1331
01:12:42,836 --> 01:12:44,490
[Door opens]
-Nice!
1332
01:12:44,490 --> 01:12:46,405
[Whispering] I mean, nice.
1333
01:12:46,405 --> 01:12:48,451
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Come on
1334
01:12:48,451 --> 01:12:49,887
-Tony?
1335
01:12:49,887 --> 01:12:53,194
♪♪
1336
01:12:53,194 --> 01:12:55,196
Tony?
1337
01:12:55,196 --> 01:12:58,678
Tony, goddamn it.
1338
01:12:58,678 --> 01:13:00,767
Tony!
1339
01:13:00,767 --> 01:13:03,030
This freaking bullshit.
1340
01:13:03,030 --> 01:13:06,164
Tony!
1341
01:13:06,164 --> 01:13:08,949
You're unbelievable.
Fine, I'll do it myself.
1342
01:13:08,949 --> 01:13:10,516
[Door creaks]
1343
01:13:10,516 --> 01:13:13,432
♪♪
1344
01:13:13,432 --> 01:13:15,303
Tony?
1345
01:13:15,303 --> 01:13:21,266
♪♪
1346
01:13:21,266 --> 01:13:23,834
[Pants]
1347
01:13:23,834 --> 01:13:25,879
Shit.
[Items crashing]
1348
01:13:25,879 --> 01:13:29,056
Ah, shit.
1349
01:13:29,056 --> 01:13:31,058
Fucking Tony.
1350
01:13:31,058 --> 01:13:34,671
♪♪
1351
01:13:34,671 --> 01:13:36,629
There we go.
1352
01:13:36,629 --> 01:13:41,547
♪♪
1353
01:13:41,547 --> 01:13:43,636
What the fuck?
1354
01:13:43,636 --> 01:13:46,422
♪♪
1355
01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:48,467
[Grunts]
1356
01:13:48,467 --> 01:13:51,644
♪♪
1357
01:13:51,644 --> 01:13:54,212
[Gasps] No.
1358
01:13:54,212 --> 01:14:00,348
♪♪
1359
01:14:00,348 --> 01:14:02,089
[Gasps]
1360
01:14:02,089 --> 01:14:04,178
♪♪
1361
01:14:04,178 --> 01:14:06,572
-Was that regulation
rain jacket?
1362
01:14:06,572 --> 01:14:08,618
-[Grunts] Glass thuds.
1363
01:14:08,618 --> 01:14:10,358
-Try it on.
-Yeah?
1364
01:14:10,358 --> 01:14:12,186
-I'm sure the cap won't mind.
1365
01:14:12,186 --> 01:14:14,014
-Alright.
1366
01:14:14,014 --> 01:14:15,973
-Ooh.
-Ha.
1367
01:14:15,973 --> 01:14:18,802
-It's nice, right?
-Feels good.
1368
01:14:18,802 --> 01:14:20,891
Feels real good.
1369
01:14:20,891 --> 01:14:22,501
[Clears throat]
1370
01:14:24,808 --> 01:14:27,593
And it's waterproof?
-Like a duck's ass.
1371
01:14:27,593 --> 01:14:29,900
-Ha.
-Perfect fit.
1372
01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:31,989
-Yeah.
-[Chuckles]
1373
01:14:31,989 --> 01:14:33,381
-[Grunts]
1374
01:14:33,381 --> 01:14:36,036
♪♪
1375
01:14:36,036 --> 01:14:37,734
-[Laughs]
1376
01:14:37,734 --> 01:14:41,302
♪♪
1377
01:14:41,302 --> 01:14:42,869
[Gasping]
1378
01:14:42,869 --> 01:14:50,921
♪♪
1379
01:14:50,921 --> 01:14:52,879
[Gurgling]
1380
01:14:52,879 --> 01:15:00,060
♪♪
1381
01:15:00,060 --> 01:15:01,453
-[Grunts]
1382
01:15:01,453 --> 01:15:05,283
♪♪
1383
01:15:05,283 --> 01:15:07,198
[Jacket thuds]
1384
01:15:07,198 --> 01:15:09,026
[Inhales deeply]
Hmm.
1385
01:15:09,026 --> 01:15:10,767
That's right.
1386
01:15:10,767 --> 01:15:13,247
Like a duck's ass.
1387
01:15:13,247 --> 01:15:14,510
[Mustache rips]
1388
01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:24,563
♪♪
1389
01:15:24,563 --> 01:15:27,479
[Sighs]
1390
01:15:27,479 --> 01:15:29,350
[Glass thuds]
1391
01:15:29,350 --> 01:15:30,482
[Screams]
1392
01:15:30,482 --> 01:15:32,832
Jesus Christ!
1393
01:15:32,832 --> 01:15:34,486
Do not sneak up on people
like that.
1394
01:15:34,486 --> 01:15:36,749
-Did I scare you?
1395
01:15:36,749 --> 01:15:38,751
-This is serious.
1396
01:15:38,751 --> 01:15:41,319
Where is Mike?
We need to wrap things up.
1397
01:15:41,319 --> 01:15:43,800
[Screams]
1398
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:47,020
You two need to cool it.
1399
01:15:51,721 --> 01:15:53,331
Let's go.
1400
01:15:53,331 --> 01:15:58,249
♪♪
1401
01:15:58,249 --> 01:16:09,216
♪♪
1402
01:16:09,216 --> 01:16:12,263
Well, for fuck's sake.
[Door creaks]
1403
01:16:12,263 --> 01:16:14,700
-Bob, they're not here.
1404
01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:17,311
-Yes, keen observation,
Michael.
1405
01:16:17,311 --> 01:16:21,185
Hold this.
Thank you.
1406
01:16:21,185 --> 01:16:24,362
I did find out some very
interesting news
1407
01:16:24,362 --> 01:16:26,799
about our good friend Carrie.
1408
01:16:26,799 --> 01:16:28,192
-What?
1409
01:16:28,192 --> 01:16:32,849
♪♪
1410
01:16:32,849 --> 01:16:35,460
[Sighs]
1411
01:16:35,460 --> 01:16:37,201
[Clicking tongue]
1412
01:16:37,201 --> 01:16:43,294
♪♪
1413
01:16:43,294 --> 01:16:46,558
-[Laughs]
1414
01:16:46,558 --> 01:16:58,744
♪♪
1415
01:16:58,744 --> 01:17:05,969
♪♪
1416
01:17:05,969 --> 01:17:08,145
-What?
-[Gags]
1417
01:17:08,145 --> 01:17:12,192
♪♪
1418
01:17:12,192 --> 01:17:14,151
[Gags]
1419
01:17:14,151 --> 01:17:18,329
♪♪
1420
01:17:18,329 --> 01:17:19,809
[Chain jingling]
1421
01:17:19,809 --> 01:17:25,031
♪♪
1422
01:17:25,031 --> 01:17:26,859
[Lock clicks, thuds]
1423
01:17:26,859 --> 01:17:28,426
Come on, we're free.
1424
01:17:29,732 --> 01:17:33,170
Hey.
[Banging on door]
1425
01:17:33,170 --> 01:17:35,389
-What? Did I beat you too hard?
Get out of here.
1426
01:17:35,389 --> 01:17:37,565
-Are you coming with me?
-No, I got a job to do.
1427
01:17:37,565 --> 01:17:39,219
Beat it.
-You said you'd help me
1428
01:17:39,219 --> 01:17:41,004
save Sarah.
I can't do that.
1429
01:17:41,004 --> 01:17:43,484
-Look, none of this would be
happening if it weren't for you.
1430
01:17:43,484 --> 01:17:45,399
If you stay here, you'll
just screw things up.
1431
01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:48,359
-But I thought --
-Jesus, take a fucking hint.
1432
01:17:48,359 --> 01:17:53,059
I...don't...need you.
1433
01:17:53,059 --> 01:17:54,757
[Door slams]
1434
01:17:54,757 --> 01:18:00,588
♪♪
1435
01:18:00,588 --> 01:18:02,286
[Lock clicks]
1436
01:18:02,286 --> 01:18:13,558
♪♪
1437
01:18:13,558 --> 01:18:25,048
♪♪
1438
01:18:25,048 --> 01:18:30,140
♪♪
1439
01:18:30,140 --> 01:18:31,663
[Evil laughter]
1440
01:18:31,663 --> 01:18:36,581
♪♪
1441
01:18:36,581 --> 01:18:38,365
[Footsteps thudding]
1442
01:18:38,365 --> 01:18:49,463
♪♪
1443
01:18:49,463 --> 01:19:00,083
♪♪
1444
01:19:00,083 --> 01:19:06,219
♪♪
1445
01:19:06,219 --> 01:19:08,134
[Bang]
1446
01:19:08,134 --> 01:19:14,488
♪♪
1447
01:19:14,488 --> 01:19:17,100
-Stupid mannequin.
1448
01:19:17,100 --> 01:19:21,800
♪♪
1449
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:24,063
[Groans]
1450
01:19:24,063 --> 01:19:28,198
♪♪
1451
01:19:28,198 --> 01:19:29,503
[Grunts]
1452
01:19:29,503 --> 01:19:32,942
♪♪
1453
01:19:32,942 --> 01:19:34,987
-[Grunting]
1454
01:19:34,987 --> 01:19:39,209
♪♪
1455
01:19:39,209 --> 01:19:40,906
-No!
1456
01:19:40,906 --> 01:19:52,309
♪♪
1457
01:19:52,309 --> 01:19:54,746
♪♪
1458
01:19:57,531 --> 01:19:59,403
[Dog barking]
1459
01:19:59,403 --> 01:20:01,144
-[Panting]
1460
01:20:03,929 --> 01:20:05,670
She's fine.
1461
01:20:05,670 --> 01:20:07,803
She doesn't need you.
She said it herself.
1462
01:20:10,849 --> 01:20:12,459
Damn it, Carrie.
1463
01:20:13,417 --> 01:20:20,032
♪♪
1464
01:20:20,032 --> 01:20:22,774
[Door rattles]
1465
01:20:22,774 --> 01:20:24,428
[Knock on door]
1466
01:20:24,428 --> 01:20:26,038
♪♪
1467
01:20:26,038 --> 01:20:27,387
-Hello?
1468
01:20:27,387 --> 01:20:36,005
♪♪
1469
01:20:36,005 --> 01:20:38,224
-[Panting]
1470
01:20:38,224 --> 01:20:49,932
♪♪
1471
01:20:49,932 --> 01:20:52,151
[Fuses clatter]
1472
01:20:52,151 --> 01:20:57,853
♪♪
1473
01:20:57,853 --> 01:20:59,289
[Electricity crackles]
1474
01:20:59,289 --> 01:21:04,685
♪♪
1475
01:21:04,685 --> 01:21:07,253
[Doorknob clicks, rattles]
1476
01:21:07,253 --> 01:21:09,038
[Knock on door]
1477
01:21:09,038 --> 01:21:15,000
♪♪
1478
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:16,697
-[Chuckles]
1479
01:21:16,697 --> 01:21:21,746
♪♪
1480
01:21:21,746 --> 01:21:23,356
[Knock on door]
1481
01:21:23,356 --> 01:21:25,358
[Door rattles]
1482
01:21:25,358 --> 01:21:26,664
[Knock on door]
1483
01:21:26,664 --> 01:21:38,806
♪♪
1484
01:21:38,806 --> 01:21:40,199
[Door unlocks]
1485
01:21:40,199 --> 01:21:47,728
♪♪
1486
01:21:47,728 --> 01:21:49,643
[Door creaks open]
1487
01:21:49,643 --> 01:21:55,998
♪♪
1488
01:21:55,998 --> 01:21:57,608
-Hello?
1489
01:21:57,608 --> 01:22:08,793
♪♪
1490
01:22:08,793 --> 01:22:10,621
Hello?
1491
01:22:10,621 --> 01:22:15,060
♪♪
1492
01:22:15,060 --> 01:22:17,019
[Door creaks open]
1493
01:22:17,019 --> 01:22:25,766
♪♪
1494
01:22:25,766 --> 01:22:27,420
Hello?
1495
01:22:27,420 --> 01:22:37,256
♪♪
1496
01:22:37,256 --> 01:22:38,866
What the fuck?
1497
01:22:38,866 --> 01:22:44,481
♪♪
1498
01:22:44,481 --> 01:22:46,135
[Electricity thuds]
1499
01:22:46,135 --> 01:22:48,876
[Screams]
[Body thuds]
1500
01:22:48,876 --> 01:22:50,835
Nose!
Knee!
1501
01:22:50,835 --> 01:22:52,054
Head!
-[Groaning]
1502
01:22:52,054 --> 01:22:53,185
-Sarah!
-[Screams]
1503
01:22:53,185 --> 01:22:55,274
-Oh, holy sh--
1504
01:22:55,274 --> 01:22:56,884
All those classes
are really working.
1505
01:22:56,884 --> 01:22:59,104
-Joel, what this place?
What is happening here?
1506
01:22:59,104 --> 01:23:01,019
-I can explain everything.
There's --
1507
01:23:01,019 --> 01:23:04,153
♪♪
1508
01:23:04,153 --> 01:23:07,156
-[Groans]
-Oh. Oh, my God.
1509
01:23:07,156 --> 01:23:10,333
-Yeah!
-[Groaning]
1510
01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:13,597
♪♪
1511
01:23:13,597 --> 01:23:14,859
-She kind of does that.
1512
01:23:14,859 --> 01:23:19,037
-[Groaning]
1513
01:23:19,037 --> 01:23:21,518
[Gasps]
1514
01:23:21,518 --> 01:23:23,476
-I'm guessing you're Sarah.
-Yes.
1515
01:23:23,476 --> 01:23:25,217
-You mind just waiting
outside for a minute?
1516
01:23:25,217 --> 01:23:27,828
-Yeah, sure. Yeah.
-That's good, yeah.
1517
01:23:27,828 --> 01:23:30,396
Okay?
-Okay, okay.
1518
01:23:30,396 --> 01:23:31,832
Sure.
1519
01:23:31,832 --> 01:23:33,095
-You came back.
[Door opens]
1520
01:23:33,095 --> 01:23:34,705
-Well, I mean,
I was in the area.
1521
01:23:34,705 --> 01:23:36,228
-Can you just
hold that thought?
1522
01:23:36,228 --> 01:23:38,361
♪♪
1523
01:23:38,361 --> 01:23:40,015
[Items crashing]
1524
01:23:40,015 --> 01:23:43,279
[Head squishes]
1525
01:23:43,279 --> 01:23:44,584
You were saying?
1526
01:23:44,584 --> 01:23:45,629
Carrie, Carrie, Carrie,
watch out!
1527
01:23:45,629 --> 01:23:47,848
-[Gasps]
-Carrie.
1528
01:23:47,848 --> 01:23:50,286
-No.
1529
01:23:50,286 --> 01:23:52,244
No.
1530
01:23:52,244 --> 01:23:53,637
No!
1531
01:23:53,637 --> 01:23:56,031
♪♪
1532
01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:57,162
Fuck!
1533
01:23:57,162 --> 01:23:59,121
Son of a --
1534
01:23:59,121 --> 01:24:00,600
[Groans]
1535
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:06,954
♪♪
1536
01:24:06,954 --> 01:24:10,001
Hey, douchebag.
Here's your one phone call.
1537
01:24:10,001 --> 01:24:13,309
[Telephone rings]
1538
01:24:13,309 --> 01:24:16,747
-[Gasping]
-Come on.
1539
01:24:16,747 --> 01:24:19,097
Let's go.
You can do it.
1540
01:24:19,097 --> 01:24:20,707
[Grunts]
1541
01:24:20,707 --> 01:24:22,666
♪♪
1542
01:24:22,666 --> 01:24:24,102
Sarah, start the car!
1543
01:24:24,102 --> 01:24:26,322
-Joel?
1544
01:24:26,322 --> 01:24:27,888
-Joel, what is going on?
-No, don't get out!
1545
01:24:27,888 --> 01:24:29,760
Start it!
We're safe now, okay?
1546
01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:31,457
Start the fucking car!
1547
01:24:31,457 --> 01:24:33,068
-Oh, my God is that real.
What do you think?!
1548
01:24:33,068 --> 01:24:35,896
Get in the car!
Oh, my God. Okay.
1549
01:24:35,896 --> 01:24:37,985
Okay.
-[Grunts]
1550
01:24:37,985 --> 01:24:40,858
-Oh, my God. Is she dying?
1551
01:24:40,858 --> 01:24:42,512
-Just got to get her
to the hospital.
1552
01:24:42,512 --> 01:24:44,253
[Groans] Ah, fuck!
1553
01:24:44,253 --> 01:24:46,037
[Engine starts]
1554
01:24:46,037 --> 01:24:48,213
-Oh, my God. Is that Bob?
1555
01:24:48,213 --> 01:24:50,389
-Just go! [Screams]
1556
01:24:50,389 --> 01:24:53,349
♪♪
1557
01:24:53,349 --> 01:24:54,654
-[Screams]
1558
01:24:54,654 --> 01:25:05,491
♪♪
1559
01:25:05,491 --> 01:25:08,668
[Door bangs]
1560
01:25:08,668 --> 01:25:11,541
-We need a doctor!
1561
01:25:11,541 --> 01:25:12,933
I want -- I want the drugs.
1562
01:25:12,933 --> 01:25:14,326
Give me all the drugs.
1563
01:25:14,326 --> 01:25:15,501
Anything you got,
just put it in me.
1564
01:25:15,501 --> 01:25:16,894
-Okay, here we go.
1565
01:25:16,894 --> 01:25:18,983
-Oh, Jesus Christ.
What happened here?
1566
01:25:18,983 --> 01:25:21,333
-I fell down some stairs.
1567
01:25:21,333 --> 01:25:23,292
-Okay.
-Okay.
1568
01:25:23,292 --> 01:25:25,816
Oh, oh, is this going to hurt
as much as that did?
1569
01:25:25,816 --> 01:25:27,687
-Yes.
-Okay. Wait.
1570
01:25:27,687 --> 01:25:28,862
[Flesh tears]
[Groans]
1571
01:25:28,862 --> 01:25:30,516
Maybe we can cho--
-Shh, shh.
1572
01:25:30,516 --> 01:25:32,344
-[Groaning]
1573
01:25:32,344 --> 01:25:34,477
[Screams]
1574
01:25:34,477 --> 01:25:36,000
God, fuck!
1575
01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:37,610
Oh, fuck you!
Fuck you!
1576
01:25:37,610 --> 01:25:39,438
I'm sorry,
I shouldn't be striking you.
1577
01:25:39,438 --> 01:25:40,787
You're just doing your job.
I hate you! I don't hate you.
1578
01:25:40,787 --> 01:25:42,963
[Groans, exhales sharply]
1579
01:25:42,963 --> 01:25:44,878
Actually, it's not so bad.
1580
01:25:44,878 --> 01:25:47,229
Oh, fuck!
1581
01:25:47,229 --> 01:25:50,145
[Screaming in distance]
1582
01:25:50,145 --> 01:25:52,016
[Machines beeping]
1583
01:25:52,016 --> 01:25:55,324
[Indistinct P.A. announcement]
1584
01:25:55,324 --> 01:25:57,369
-[Gasp]
[Air hissing]
1585
01:25:57,369 --> 01:26:01,156
♪♪
1586
01:26:01,156 --> 01:26:07,292
-Okay. Ah, so just tell me why
we can't call the police again.
1587
01:26:07,292 --> 01:26:09,816
-Just because.
Trust me, Sarah.
1588
01:26:09,816 --> 01:26:11,644
-Joel, that just sounds insane.
1589
01:26:11,644 --> 01:26:14,517
-I know, but it's true.
1590
01:26:14,517 --> 01:26:18,564
And I mean, Carrie, she's
the only reason I'm even alive.
1591
01:26:18,564 --> 01:26:20,914
-So, is she your girlfriend?
1592
01:26:20,914 --> 01:26:22,351
-What? No.
1593
01:26:22,351 --> 01:26:24,570
Carrie? No.
1594
01:26:24,570 --> 01:26:27,138
She's just like...
1595
01:26:27,138 --> 01:26:30,402
this badass friend.
1596
01:26:30,402 --> 01:26:34,189
Stop. She's a friend
just like you, okay?
1597
01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:36,495
-Yeah, well, you're definitely
a good friend.
1598
01:26:36,495 --> 01:26:41,021
I mean, you did save me from
dating a serial killer, so...
1599
01:26:41,021 --> 01:26:43,763
-So, your friend
is going to be okay.
1600
01:26:43,763 --> 01:26:46,201
Those are a very
serious injuries.
1601
01:26:46,201 --> 01:26:48,115
She lost a lot of blood
and she's pretty weak,
1602
01:26:48,115 --> 01:26:51,162
but she's tough, yeah.
1603
01:26:51,162 --> 01:26:53,817
Must be the eyeliner.
[Laughs]
1604
01:26:53,817 --> 01:26:57,690
Anyway, we contacted
the precinct about your attack,
1605
01:26:57,690 --> 01:26:59,605
but the phone lines
seem to be down.
1606
01:26:59,605 --> 01:27:03,914
So, anyway, try not to worry
about her, okay?
1607
01:27:03,914 --> 01:27:07,570
She's going to be okay.
She is in good hands.
1608
01:27:07,570 --> 01:27:09,224
Oh, that's --
1609
01:27:09,224 --> 01:27:11,269
Alright, okay.
1610
01:27:11,269 --> 01:27:13,053
-Oh my God.
1611
01:27:18,276 --> 01:27:20,322
-[Sighs]
[Telephone ringing]
1612
01:27:20,322 --> 01:27:22,367
[Water fountain whirring]
1613
01:27:22,367 --> 01:27:24,195
[Indistinct conversations]
1614
01:27:24,195 --> 01:27:35,075
♪♪
1615
01:27:35,075 --> 01:27:38,862
♪♪
1616
01:27:38,862 --> 01:27:40,516
[Door opens]
1617
01:27:40,516 --> 01:27:51,875
♪♪
1618
01:27:51,875 --> 01:28:03,190
♪♪
1619
01:28:03,190 --> 01:28:14,637
♪♪
1620
01:28:14,637 --> 01:28:26,344
♪♪
1621
01:28:26,344 --> 01:28:37,877
♪♪
1622
01:28:37,877 --> 01:28:47,931
♪♪
1623
01:28:47,931 --> 01:28:56,461
♪♪
1624
01:28:56,461 --> 01:28:57,984
Hey!
1625
01:28:57,984 --> 01:29:01,466
♪♪
1626
01:29:01,466 --> 01:29:03,033
[Bed pan clanks]
1627
01:29:03,033 --> 01:29:04,991
♪♪
1628
01:29:04,991 --> 01:29:06,819
[Bed pan clanks]
1629
01:29:06,819 --> 01:29:09,126
[Grunts]
1630
01:29:09,126 --> 01:29:11,607
-[Screams]
1631
01:29:11,607 --> 01:29:13,304
[Groans]
1632
01:29:13,304 --> 01:29:19,266
♪♪
1633
01:29:19,266 --> 01:29:21,138
Oh, no you don't!
1634
01:29:21,138 --> 01:29:22,661
[Grunting]
1635
01:29:22,661 --> 01:29:24,446
-I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
1636
01:29:24,446 --> 01:29:26,143
-[Groans]
1637
01:29:26,143 --> 01:29:33,498
♪♪
1638
01:29:33,498 --> 01:29:35,021
[Grunts]
1639
01:29:35,021 --> 01:29:42,333
♪♪
1640
01:29:42,333 --> 01:29:44,727
[Flesh tears]
1641
01:29:44,727 --> 01:29:46,946
[Grunting]
1642
01:29:46,946 --> 01:29:50,472
♪♪
1643
01:29:50,472 --> 01:29:53,518
-[Grunting]
1644
01:29:53,518 --> 01:29:54,824
-Jesus.
1645
01:29:54,824 --> 01:29:56,042
-[Gasps, coughs]
1646
01:29:56,042 --> 01:29:59,785
♪♪
1647
01:29:59,785 --> 01:30:01,831
[Grunts]
1648
01:30:01,831 --> 01:30:03,746
-[Panting]
1649
01:30:03,746 --> 01:30:08,881
♪♪
1650
01:30:08,881 --> 01:30:10,796
-[Grunts]
1651
01:30:10,796 --> 01:30:16,019
♪♪
1652
01:30:16,019 --> 01:30:19,414
-[Straining] Good luck.
1653
01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:23,156
[Grunting]
1654
01:30:23,156 --> 01:30:26,595
[Groans]
1655
01:30:26,595 --> 01:30:29,249
[Screams]
1656
01:30:29,249 --> 01:30:32,514
[Gasping]
1657
01:30:32,514 --> 01:30:34,211
[Grunts]
1658
01:30:34,211 --> 01:30:46,571
♪♪
1659
01:30:46,571 --> 01:30:49,139
[Grunts]
1660
01:30:49,139 --> 01:30:53,883
♪♪
1661
01:30:53,883 --> 01:30:55,493
[Groans]
1662
01:30:55,493 --> 01:30:58,322
♪♪
1663
01:30:58,322 --> 01:31:00,803
-Hey, I didn't --
1664
01:31:00,803 --> 01:31:02,674
I didn't even gag.
1665
01:31:02,674 --> 01:31:05,982
[Retches]
1666
01:31:05,982 --> 01:31:07,592
[Spits]
1667
01:31:14,425 --> 01:31:16,209
Oh, hey, hey, are you okay?
1668
01:31:16,209 --> 01:31:19,952
-Yeah.
1669
01:31:19,952 --> 01:31:21,954
I was mulling things over,
doing post op,
1670
01:31:21,954 --> 01:31:25,044
and I've come to the conclusion
that I could use an intern.
1671
01:31:25,044 --> 01:31:27,743
♪♪
1672
01:31:27,743 --> 01:31:29,222
-We've got to get out of here.
Come on, help me up.
1673
01:31:29,222 --> 01:31:32,835
-Right, yeah. [Grunts]
1674
01:31:32,835 --> 01:31:34,271
-Okay.
1675
01:31:34,271 --> 01:31:36,316
♪♪
1676
01:31:36,316 --> 01:31:38,884
[Telephones ringing,
indistinct P.A. announcement]
1677
01:31:38,884 --> 01:31:50,505
♪♪
1678
01:31:50,505 --> 01:32:02,168
♪♪
1679
01:32:02,168 --> 01:32:11,047
♪♪
1680
01:32:11,047 --> 01:32:14,006
♪♪
1681
01:32:14,006 --> 01:32:15,617
[Door closes]
1682
01:32:15,617 --> 01:32:20,143
♪♪
1683
01:32:20,143 --> 01:32:26,976
Wha--
Son of a bitch.
1684
01:32:26,976 --> 01:32:29,021
It was a good idea.
1685
01:32:29,021 --> 01:32:41,381
♪♪
1686
01:32:41,381 --> 01:32:43,253
Hello?
1687
01:32:43,253 --> 01:32:46,169
♪♪
1688
01:32:46,169 --> 01:32:47,910
Ah, great.
1689
01:32:47,910 --> 01:32:50,347
I'll get a double chili dog,
thank you.
1690
01:32:50,347 --> 01:32:55,047
Oh, pack of Jubjubs,
some licorice whips, large Coke
1691
01:32:55,047 --> 01:32:56,832
and I got one of these popcorn.
1692
01:32:56,832 --> 01:32:58,529
If you can just put a bunch
of the liquid buttery stuff
1693
01:32:58,529 --> 01:33:00,575
all over the popcorn,
both in the middle and the top.
1694
01:33:00,575 --> 01:33:04,753
-Yeah, sorry, we're actually
closed for the season.
1695
01:33:04,753 --> 01:33:07,233
-Oh.
1696
01:33:07,233 --> 01:33:08,800
What are you doing here?
1697
01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:12,151
-Just restocking the shelves.
1698
01:33:12,151 --> 01:33:14,414
[Chuckles]
1699
01:33:14,414 --> 01:33:17,679
-On the off season?
1700
01:33:17,679 --> 01:33:19,637
-Got to keep busy.
1701
01:33:19,637 --> 01:33:23,510
♪♪
1702
01:33:23,510 --> 01:33:25,817
-Okay, gotcha. I'm just gonna
use the can quick,
1703
01:33:25,817 --> 01:33:27,602
and I'll be out of your hair.
-It's out of order.
1704
01:33:27,602 --> 01:33:29,734
-Oh, nonsense. Just number one.
I'll be super quick.
1705
01:33:29,734 --> 01:33:31,823
-Hey, did you hear me?
1706
01:33:31,823 --> 01:33:33,477
I said it was out of order.
1707
01:33:33,477 --> 01:33:39,135
♪♪
1708
01:33:39,135 --> 01:33:40,615
-[Muffled screaming]
1709
01:33:40,615 --> 01:33:48,274
♪♪
1710
01:33:48,274 --> 01:33:49,711
[Beeping]
1711
01:33:49,711 --> 01:33:51,451
[Muffled sobbing]
1712
01:33:51,451 --> 01:33:55,412
♪♪
1713
01:33:55,412 --> 01:33:57,414
[Body thuds]
1714
01:33:57,414 --> 01:33:59,764
[Muffled screaming]
1715
01:33:59,764 --> 01:34:01,984
♪♪
1716
01:34:01,984 --> 01:34:04,334
-Grab some snacks.
I'll help her out with that.
1717
01:34:04,334 --> 01:34:05,814
-Copy that.
1718
01:34:05,814 --> 01:34:10,645
♪♪
1719
01:34:17,347 --> 01:34:19,566
[Car handle rattling]
[Grunts]
1720
01:34:22,178 --> 01:34:25,877
[Grunts] Whoo!
Let's roll.
1721
01:34:25,877 --> 01:34:28,140
-You forgot something?
1722
01:34:28,140 --> 01:34:31,230
-No, cotton candy, pretzels,
Jubjubs, popcorn.
1723
01:34:31,230 --> 01:34:33,624
What more can you want?
1724
01:34:33,624 --> 01:34:37,149
Right. Yup.
Getting it, getting it.
1725
01:34:37,149 --> 01:34:38,673
Sorry about that.
1726
01:34:40,022 --> 01:34:41,501
-Clock's ticking.
1727
01:34:41,501 --> 01:34:45,680
♪♪
1728
01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:47,725
-[Grunts, gags]
1729
01:34:47,725 --> 01:34:52,208
Oh, nice.
1730
01:34:52,208 --> 01:34:54,340
Who could I play.
[Horn honks]
1731
01:34:54,340 --> 01:34:56,299
Oh.
1732
01:34:56,299 --> 01:34:58,257
Got it.
1733
01:34:58,257 --> 01:35:03,436
♪♪
1734
01:35:03,436 --> 01:35:06,309
[Grunts]
1735
01:35:06,309 --> 01:35:07,832
Sorry.
-You didn't puke.
1736
01:35:07,832 --> 01:35:09,965
-No, I didn't.
-You gag?
1737
01:35:09,965 --> 01:35:13,142
-Yeah, I gagged.
1738
01:35:13,142 --> 01:35:14,447
[Axe clanks]
1739
01:35:14,447 --> 01:35:16,623
[Panting]
1740
01:35:16,623 --> 01:35:18,582
[Engine starts]
1741
01:35:18,582 --> 01:35:20,236
[Engine revs, tires squeal]
1742
01:35:20,236 --> 01:35:23,195
♪♪
1743
01:35:23,195 --> 01:35:24,675
[Explosion, glass shatters]
1744
01:35:24,675 --> 01:35:30,333
♪♪
1745
01:35:30,333 --> 01:35:32,117
[Explosion]
1746
01:35:32,117 --> 01:35:41,300
♪♪
1747
01:35:41,300 --> 01:35:44,390
-Your meter's broken...
1748
01:35:44,390 --> 01:35:46,088
Bitch.
1749
01:35:46,088 --> 01:35:47,698
[Drill whirs]
1750
01:35:47,698 --> 01:35:59,101
♪♪
1751
01:35:59,101 --> 01:36:10,416
♪♪
1752
01:36:10,416 --> 01:36:20,470
♪♪
1753
01:36:20,470 --> 01:36:31,568
♪♪
1754
01:36:31,568 --> 01:36:43,232
♪♪
1755
01:36:43,232 --> 01:36:54,809
♪♪
1756
01:36:54,809 --> 01:37:06,733
♪♪
1757
01:37:06,733 --> 01:37:17,962
♪♪
1758
01:37:17,962 --> 01:37:21,531
♪♪
1759
01:37:21,531 --> 01:37:24,534
[Telephone keypad beeping]
1760
01:37:24,534 --> 01:37:30,061
-Well, Maggie,
can you send in some writers?
1761
01:37:30,061 --> 01:37:32,194
I got an idea.
1762
01:37:32,194 --> 01:37:34,065
Cab drivers.
1763
01:37:34,065 --> 01:37:38,765
Yeah, I'm gonna call it
"Taxi Cab Driller."
1764
01:37:38,765 --> 01:37:40,767
[Laughs] Yeah, I know.
1765
01:37:40,767 --> 01:37:43,466
Oh, yeah.
It's fucking genius, isn't it?
1766
01:37:43,466 --> 01:37:46,121
I'm back. I'm back, baby.
I'm back.
1767
01:37:46,121 --> 01:37:47,774
[Laughs]
1768
01:37:47,774 --> 01:37:50,081
[Telephone clanks]
1769
01:37:50,081 --> 01:37:51,517
What a dick.
1770
01:37:51,517 --> 01:38:00,918
♪♪
1771
01:38:00,918 --> 01:38:12,451
♪♪
1772
01:38:12,451 --> 01:38:24,811
♪♪
1773
01:38:24,811 --> 01:38:36,432
♪♪
1774
01:38:36,432 --> 01:38:48,183
♪♪
1775
01:38:48,183 --> 01:38:59,934
♪♪
1776
01:38:59,934 --> 01:39:11,162
♪♪
1777
01:39:11,162 --> 01:39:23,131
♪♪
1778
01:39:23,131 --> 01:39:35,056
♪♪
1779
01:39:35,056 --> 01:39:46,763
♪♪
1780
01:39:46,763 --> 01:39:58,557
♪♪
1781
01:39:58,557 --> 01:40:10,439
♪♪
1782
01:40:10,439 --> 01:40:22,277
♪♪
1783
01:40:22,277 --> 01:40:33,810
♪♪
1784
01:40:33,810 --> 01:40:45,604
♪♪
1785
01:40:45,604 --> 01:40:57,094
♪♪
1786
01:40:57,094 --> 01:41:09,280
♪♪
1787
01:41:09,280 --> 01:41:11,152
♪♪
1788
01:41:11,152 --> 01:41:13,328
[Thunder rumbles]
1789
01:41:13,328 --> 01:41:16,157
♪♪
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