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Mine! 11 00:00:45,959 --> 00:00:47,250 Give it back! 12 00:00:47,250 --> 00:00:48,458 - Ah! 13 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:56,125 Buddy, i'm doing your karma a favor. 14 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:02,125 Your slinky, i believe. 15 00:01:02,125 --> 00:01:03,917 - Thank you. 16 00:01:03,917 --> 00:01:06,667 - I'm kevin. - I'm jennifer. 17 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:09,333 Welcome to the neighborhood. 18 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:15,208 Hi. - Hi, jennifer. 19 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:18,542 How much are the cookies? - Cookies are a dollar. 20 00:01:18,542 --> 00:01:20,917 Which cookies do you want? 21 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,542 Both: trick or treat. 22 00:01:25,542 --> 00:01:28,583 - Come on, am i okay? - Okay, let me get that. 23 00:01:28,583 --> 00:01:30,834 Both: all right. - Yeah. 24 00:01:32,166 --> 00:01:33,500 Yeah! 25 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:35,667 - ™� livin' on a dream ♪ 26 00:01:35,667 --> 00:01:37,166 Wait, what does it say right there? 27 00:01:37,166 --> 00:01:38,709 Right there. What does it say? 28 00:01:38,709 --> 00:01:41,333 - "Inter-- International." 29 00:01:41,333 --> 00:01:42,834 - That's right. That's right. 30 00:01:42,834 --> 00:01:44,166 - I was right. - I believe it. 31 00:01:44,166 --> 00:01:46,083 I believe it. I do. 32 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,709 - Great speech, ms. Valedictorian. 33 00:01:52,709 --> 00:01:55,375 You guys ready to go take on the world? 34 00:01:55,375 --> 00:01:57,375 - I will settle for a foot massage 35 00:01:57,375 --> 00:01:59,000 And an umbrella drink. 36 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,041 - Can you guys believe it? 37 00:02:01,041 --> 00:02:03,875 We've graduated. No more school ever! 38 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:06,000 Except for ms. Law school. 39 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,041 She's got three more years. 40 00:02:08,041 --> 00:02:10,709 - Now you finally get to channel your hostility 41 00:02:10,709 --> 00:02:12,709 Into something that will get you paid. 42 00:02:12,709 --> 00:02:14,333 - I know. 43 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:16,250 - It's a dream come true. 44 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:18,083 - So what about you, jen? - You guys, i bought a house. 45 00:02:18,083 --> 00:02:19,875 - What? - I bought a house. 46 00:02:19,875 --> 00:02:21,792 - Are you kidding me? - Surprise, i did! 47 00:02:21,792 --> 00:02:23,542 - Are you--You're joking. - No, i'm serious. 48 00:02:23,542 --> 00:02:25,542 You know how i worked every single job i could get 49 00:02:25,542 --> 00:02:27,834 And saved every cent for a down payment. 50 00:02:27,834 --> 00:02:29,000 Both: yeah? 51 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,333 - And i got it, you guys. I got a house. 52 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:33,125 And it's absolutely perfect. 53 00:02:33,125 --> 00:02:35,750 - I mean... - Congratulations. 54 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:37,667 - Leave it to the ceo of the second grade lunchroom. 55 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:39,625 Ah! - Thank you. 56 00:02:39,625 --> 00:02:41,333 - I'm so proud of you. - Thank you. 57 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:43,625 - Congratulations. - Hey, jen. 58 00:02:43,625 --> 00:02:46,625 Great speech! - Thanks, kev. 59 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:48,750 - So we still on for friday? - What's friday? 60 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:50,917 - Oh, i'm moving out of the dorms. 61 00:02:50,917 --> 00:02:53,166 Yeah, some silly rule about needing to be a student 62 00:02:53,166 --> 00:02:54,500 To live here. 63 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,667 - Oh. Ditched out on your final paper again, huh? 64 00:02:56,667 --> 00:03:00,417 - Let's just say that's a-- - It's a work in progress. 65 00:03:00,417 --> 00:03:01,750 - Thank you. 66 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:03,583 - Do you guys still have that disease 67 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:04,875 Where you finish each other's sentences? 68 00:03:04,875 --> 00:03:05,875 - Disease? - Mm-Hmm. 69 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:07,333 Friday works perfectly. 70 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:09,125 - Thanks, jen. 71 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:10,458 Betsy. - Bye. 72 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,041 - Satan--Sally. 73 00:03:12,041 --> 00:03:13,917 - Always funny. 74 00:03:13,917 --> 00:03:15,291 - He is funny. 75 00:03:15,291 --> 00:03:17,625 - Are you seriously gonna let kevin just move in with you? 76 00:03:17,625 --> 00:03:19,041 How is he supposed to pay rent? 77 00:03:19,041 --> 00:03:22,125 - Come on. Kevin is great. 78 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:24,250 And charity begins at home, right? 79 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:28,959 Besides, the place needs a paint job, and...kev... 80 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:31,291 said he'd fix the fence. 81 00:03:31,291 --> 00:03:33,792 - Kevin's a hoot, but are you sure that's a good idea? 82 00:03:33,792 --> 00:03:35,625 - Yes. 83 00:03:35,625 --> 00:03:39,834 I've known kevin my whole life. He's one of my oldest friends. 84 00:03:39,834 --> 00:03:41,166 And it's just gonna be a week or two 85 00:03:41,166 --> 00:03:42,875 Until he gets on his feet. 86 00:03:42,875 --> 00:03:46,458 I mean, come on. What could possibly go wrong? 87 00:03:48,917 --> 00:03:50,750 He's great, right? 88 00:03:55,625 --> 00:03:57,458 Yes, mr. Fujimura. 89 00:03:57,458 --> 00:04:00,792 The proposal for crystal towers is right on schedule. 90 00:04:00,792 --> 00:04:03,083 Great! I look forward to your visit. 91 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:05,500 Great. See you next week. 92 00:04:08,417 --> 00:04:12,083 Hey! You're up early. - Yeah. Big day. 93 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:14,041 - Mm. I got the ceo of medtron at 8:00, 94 00:04:14,041 --> 00:04:15,834 I've the got the city manager at noon, 95 00:04:15,834 --> 00:04:17,291 And i got the vp of first financial 96 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:18,709 Penciled in at 4:00. 97 00:04:18,709 --> 00:04:20,750 - I didn't know your caddy skills were so in demand. 98 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:22,250 - Next week is junior prom. 99 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:23,875 All my coworkers are out getting tuxes. 100 00:04:23,875 --> 00:04:25,417 - Mm. - What are you--What are you-- 101 00:04:25,417 --> 00:04:27,542 What are you doing? What is this? 102 00:04:27,542 --> 00:04:28,750 - Hey, kevin. 103 00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:31,166 - What have i told you about instant coffee? 104 00:04:31,166 --> 00:04:34,458 Yuck. 105 00:04:34,458 --> 00:04:35,834 Have a soy latte, not so much foam. 106 00:04:35,834 --> 00:04:37,875 Yeah, almost as good as being in-- 107 00:04:37,875 --> 00:04:39,709 - Venice. 108 00:04:39,709 --> 00:04:41,250 Oh, one day, when i'm not so crazed. 109 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:42,792 - Whatever happened to the girl who used to pretend 110 00:04:42,792 --> 00:04:44,375 She was a german exchange student 111 00:04:44,375 --> 00:04:45,709 To get free bratwurst? 112 00:04:45,709 --> 00:04:48,208 - She got a job. - Stupid jobs. 113 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:49,542 - I'm late. 114 00:04:49,542 --> 00:04:51,208 The japanese backers for crystal towers 115 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,709 Are coming into town next week 116 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,208 And i have a ton of work to do. 117 00:04:54,208 --> 00:04:56,500 - Aren't you forgetting something, my dear? 118 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,250 Hmm? 119 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:05,583 Hmm? 120 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:07,750 I packed an extra fruit roll, dolphin-Safe tuna, 121 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:08,875 Extra pickles, no mayo. 122 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,792 Just the way you like it. 123 00:05:11,792 --> 00:05:14,959 - You're the best. - Yeah. 124 00:05:14,959 --> 00:05:16,917 - Have a good day. - You too. 125 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:20,041 - See you, napoleon. Enjoy your day! 126 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:25,750 - You want breakfast? 127 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:27,417 Do you want breakfast? 128 00:05:27,417 --> 00:05:28,959 Get over here. 129 00:05:28,959 --> 00:05:31,291 Let's go get breakfast. 130 00:05:31,291 --> 00:05:35,250 - So, with the restructuring outlined in the proposal, 131 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:38,208 Our plan will give downtown a whole new vision 132 00:05:38,208 --> 00:05:41,083 And stay well within your price range. 133 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:46,375 Thank you. 134 00:05:46,375 --> 00:05:49,208 Thank you so much. Enjoy your day. 135 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:51,875 Thank you. 136 00:05:55,458 --> 00:05:56,834 - Jennifer. - Oh, hi. 137 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,000 - Great work. 138 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,500 - Thank you, mr. Monroy. Really, thank you. 139 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:03,625 - You pull one of your slam dunks with fujimura... 140 00:06:03,625 --> 00:06:07,083 we could be talking corner office. 141 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:09,542 Great work. 142 00:06:25,542 --> 00:06:30,333 - How come i'm lucky enough to get a girl like you? 143 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:32,667 - I guess you played your cards right. 144 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:34,250 Hello. 145 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:36,375 What are you doing this side of town anyway? 146 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:37,667 - I was in the neighborhood, 147 00:06:37,667 --> 00:06:38,875 Scoping out our firm's new offices, 148 00:06:38,875 --> 00:06:40,125 And i thought i'd swing by. 149 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:41,333 I hope you're ready to dance 150 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:42,500 Those beautiful feet off tonight. 151 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,959 - Bryce! Bryce! That sounds good, it does. 152 00:06:44,959 --> 00:06:46,500 Oh, and kevin was hoping 153 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:48,166 That we could try out one of his new games. 154 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:49,792 - Kevin. - Mm-Hmm. 155 00:06:49,792 --> 00:06:52,333 - You guys sure are a package deal-- 156 00:06:52,333 --> 00:06:54,000 My best girl and her... 157 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,583 long, long, long-Time roommate. 158 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,917 - Oh, it hasn't been that long, bryce. 159 00:06:58,917 --> 00:07:00,083 - Sweetheart, he's lived there seven years. 160 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:01,166 - He needs a helping hand. 161 00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:03,375 - You know i love kevin, but maybe he needs... 162 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:05,291 a nudge out of the nest, get some goals. 163 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:06,291 - He has goals. 164 00:07:06,291 --> 00:07:07,917 - A grown man making board games. 165 00:07:07,917 --> 00:07:09,667 - Kevin's ship will come in. 166 00:07:09,667 --> 00:07:11,667 I know it. 167 00:07:11,667 --> 00:07:14,834 - You are the nicest person i've ever met, 168 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:16,792 And that is why i love you so much. 169 00:07:16,792 --> 00:07:21,166 - Here is to... 170 00:07:21,166 --> 00:07:22,959 my one and only. 171 00:07:22,959 --> 00:07:25,709 I will see you tonight. - Bye. 172 00:07:29,709 --> 00:07:32,208 - Yeah, actually you guys are up right now, 173 00:07:32,208 --> 00:07:37,333 So you can go ahead and head inside. 174 00:07:42,125 --> 00:07:43,542 - Afternoon, janie. 175 00:07:43,542 --> 00:07:46,375 - Afternoon. - A little something for you. 176 00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:49,417 - Thank you. 177 00:07:49,417 --> 00:07:51,208 - What's going on? 178 00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:53,291 - Mrs. Von hoffman just finished having lunch 179 00:07:53,291 --> 00:07:55,041 With mr. Johnson and his family. 180 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:59,667 I heard her say the new partner is gonna be johnson or you. 181 00:07:59,667 --> 00:08:02,208 - Mrs. Von hoffman. 182 00:08:02,208 --> 00:08:05,625 - Such a lovely boy, unlike some who have yet to grow up. 183 00:08:05,625 --> 00:08:07,583 - Did you hear that i signed our friends on the coast? 184 00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:10,208 - Well, you're making all sorts of deals today, aren't you? 185 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:12,917 - I'll see you tonight. 186 00:08:12,917 --> 00:08:16,333 And bring that delightful girlfriend of yours. 187 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:18,417 Ciao, darling. 188 00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:29,792 - All right? Mm-Hmm? 189 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:42,458 Nice shot, mr. Bellamy 190 00:08:44,917 --> 00:08:46,291 Eh? - Nice call, son. 191 00:08:46,291 --> 00:08:47,500 - Good job! 192 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,333 - Ready, gentlemen? 193 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:53,667 - So, each samurai fortifies a castle 194 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,333 To defend the neighboring village 195 00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:57,959 From the other players on the hexagonal grid. 196 00:08:57,959 --> 00:08:59,375 What do you think? 197 00:08:59,375 --> 00:09:01,041 - It's perfect for ages eight to loser. 198 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,458 - Mm, kevin based it on real history. 199 00:09:03,458 --> 00:09:05,041 It's neat, huh? - It's fascinating. 200 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:06,500 Sweetie, don't we have a gala to go to? 201 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:10,792 - Can i just fix my contacts first? 202 00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:14,625 - Hey, what's that gala that you guys are going to? 203 00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:15,792 What's it for? 204 00:09:15,792 --> 00:09:17,583 - My firm's just moving into newer offices. 205 00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:18,625 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 206 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,375 - Needed a bigger place for your ego? 207 00:09:20,375 --> 00:09:24,333 - Okay. 208 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:26,959 Okay. Ready. 209 00:09:26,959 --> 00:09:29,667 Bye, kev. Good night. 210 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:34,542 - Checkmate. 211 00:09:41,542 --> 00:09:44,667 Told you. - Yeah. 212 00:09:45,667 --> 00:09:48,500 - Mr. Davis. 213 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:51,083 You remember jennifer. - Hello, it's nice to see you. 214 00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:54,125 - Will you please excuse me for a second? 215 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:00,667 - Your jennifer's quite a catch. 216 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,750 - Yes. 217 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:06,542 - Which firm is she with? - She's with monroy and klein. 218 00:10:06,542 --> 00:10:08,208 - Impressive. 219 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:12,041 - She's lovely. 220 00:10:12,041 --> 00:10:13,375 Darling, there's something 221 00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:14,709 I've been meaning to discuss with you. 222 00:10:14,709 --> 00:10:16,375 - Yes, ma'am. 223 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:17,542 - As you know, 224 00:10:17,542 --> 00:10:22,625 We are hiring a new partner in july. 225 00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:24,917 - I haven't really given it much thought. 226 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:27,792 - Of course you haven't. 227 00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:31,208 - Well, a word to the wise... 228 00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:32,875 a young man should be able to play the field, 229 00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:34,834 But a partner needs to project stability. 230 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,667 - I couldn't agree more. 231 00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:38,291 And jennifer and i have been going out exclusively 232 00:10:38,291 --> 00:10:39,667 For six months. 233 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:41,625 - Really? 234 00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:46,208 I know a certain receptionist who would beg to differ. 235 00:10:46,208 --> 00:10:49,834 Now, the choice is between you and johnson. 236 00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:51,709 His numbers aren't as good as yours, 237 00:10:51,709 --> 00:10:53,625 But he is a solid family man. 238 00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:57,458 I see. 239 00:10:57,458 --> 00:11:01,834 - Your jennifer would make some lucky man a fabulous wife. 240 00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:03,250 Don't you agree? 241 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,917 - Yes. 242 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:08,917 Yes, i do. 243 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:10,792 - Enjoy the party. 244 00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:19,542 - I've gotta hand it to you. 245 00:11:19,542 --> 00:11:22,750 In the past year, you've really pulled your life together. 246 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:25,875 You've got a new job, a great boyfriend. 247 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:29,792 I was starting to worry that kevin was rubbing off on you. 248 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:32,083 - What? 249 00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:33,417 You are so wrong about kevin. 250 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:36,125 He's one of the smartest people i know, 251 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:38,917 And he's always had my back. 252 00:11:38,917 --> 00:11:41,083 - Sweetie, i know that kevin's your best friend, 253 00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:42,417 And he's a puppy dog, 254 00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:44,834 But don't you see you're just enabling him? 255 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,291 You would actually be doing him a favor 256 00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,208 By making him stand on his own two feet. 257 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,917 You know? Tough love. 258 00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:57,709 - Come on! 259 00:11:57,709 --> 00:11:59,834 So my golden ticket came in today. 260 00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:01,750 Mr. Bellamy's interested in my game idea. 261 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,125 - That's great news, kev. 262 00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:04,959 - Yeah, i've got a meeting on saturday. 263 00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:09,667 - Ah! Man! 264 00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:11,834 - The game is off. 265 00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:13,208 Bar exam's next month and i've only slept 266 00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:14,375 Two hours this week. 267 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,458 - Yeah, well, you have to man up. 268 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:18,250 Tonight's poker night. 269 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,333 - Thought you had a date tonight. 270 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:23,000 - Oh, she said, uh-- She canceled. 271 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,792 I wanna meet somebody nice, 272 00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:26,917 Not too crazy. 273 00:12:26,917 --> 00:12:28,917 - That rules out all your past girlfriends. 274 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,417 Oh, wow. 275 00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:34,834 Hey. 276 00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:36,208 - I gotta get back to the library. 277 00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:37,542 - Oh, come on. 278 00:12:37,542 --> 00:12:39,417 - I've gotta read up on tarts of contracts. 279 00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:42,000 - Isn't that torts and contracts? 280 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,625 - That's exactly why i've gotta read up. 281 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:45,083 - Yeah. 282 00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:47,125 - Anyway, we don't all have three-Hour workdays, kev. 283 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:50,125 - Oh, may i remind you, i may not pay rent, 284 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:52,417 But that house runs smoothly. 285 00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:53,625 It's a win-Win. 286 00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:56,000 - Maybe, but someday, jen is gonna move on, 287 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,500 And when she does, you gotta get a real job. 288 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,125 She's already got bryce. 289 00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:01,500 - Bryce is totally wrong for her. 290 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,208 And she'll figure it out soon enough. 291 00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:05,208 I know her. 292 00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:10,542 What a terrific evening. 293 00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:14,542 And i thought that you were all tied up with work this week. 294 00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:18,417 - What could i say? I had to see you. 295 00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:22,250 - And i had to see you. 296 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:25,125 - Mm. 297 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:35,417 Because i wanted to see if something fit. 298 00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:37,291 - See if what fits? 299 00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:40,375 - Come here. - Okay. 300 00:13:41,917 --> 00:13:44,959 - My grandmother's engagement ring. 301 00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:46,458 - Oh, my gosh. 302 00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:50,917 - My grandfather brought this ring from the old country. 303 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,625 He carried across two continents, 304 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:54,417 But he used to say... 305 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,750 he'd carry it to the end of the earth 306 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:58,500 For the woman he loved. 307 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:03,917 And now i know just how he felt. 308 00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:06,583 - Are you serious? 309 00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:18,917 Jennifer... 310 00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:23,875 what i want to know is will you marry me? 311 00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,875 - Yes. 312 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:29,458 Yes, of course. 313 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:34,333 Oh, it's beautiful. 314 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,458 It's a little loose, but wow. 315 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,458 - I'll get it resized. 316 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:42,709 From here on, everything is going to be perfect. 317 00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:47,333 - Thank you. 318 00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:51,625 - I gotta check my messages. I'll be right back. 319 00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,959 - Mm-Hmm. 320 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:02,750 - Uh, kev. Hi do you have a minute? 321 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,333 - Yeah! 322 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,333 I'm just going through my game ideas book. 323 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:10,041 - Kev, we need to talk. - Mm-Hmm. Okay. 324 00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:12,709 - So you know how i said that you could stay here 325 00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:14,834 Until you got on your feet? - Mm-Hmm. 326 00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:17,333 - But kev, that was seven years ago. 327 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,166 - Yeah, i know. Time flies. 328 00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:22,083 - Yeah. 329 00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:24,709 - Uh, so there's something that i need to tell you. 330 00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:26,917 - Okay. - I have some news. 331 00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:29,583 - Yeah? 332 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:32,417 - Bryce proposed. 333 00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:37,583 Bryce proposed? 334 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,291 Re--Really? 335 00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:41,583 What? 336 00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:44,583 Wow. What--What did he say when you turned him down? 337 00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:47,250 He cried, right? Is he crying outside? 338 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,709 - No, kev. 339 00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:51,333 I said yes. 340 00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,083 - What? - Yes! 341 00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:58,709 - No. - Yes, i'm getting married. 342 00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,542 Look. - No. No, no. 343 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,917 You can't marry someone 344 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,709 After only knowing them for six months. 345 00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:04,959 - Oh, sure you can. 346 00:16:04,959 --> 00:16:06,458 If it's the right person, yes, you can. 347 00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,709 - No, no. Je--Jen! 348 00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:12,875 I've seen you take longer picking out fridge magnets. 349 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:17,458 Okay? Could you just think about this for a second? 350 00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,750 - I have. I have thought about this. 351 00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:22,625 Wow. 352 00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:24,417 After the wedding, 353 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,333 Bryce is gonna be moving in here, 354 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:30,000 So i think it's best that-- 355 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,750 You need to move out. - Oh! 356 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:35,417 Who are you right now? 357 00:16:35,417 --> 00:16:36,792 And what have you done with jennifer? 358 00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:39,625 - Kevin, this is gonna be a really good thing for you. 359 00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:42,250 It will give you a chance to have structure in your life 360 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,250 And get a real job. 361 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,458 - I have a real job! 362 00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:47,375 - And nobody believes in your board games 363 00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,250 And your caddying more than i do. 364 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,583 - Who's gonna take napoleon to the park? 365 00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:54,333 Hmm? Who's gonna feed the fish? 366 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,125 You don't even know this guy. 367 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:58,417 I bet you he doesn't even know what your favorite color is. 368 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,083 Green. 369 00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:02,291 Your scarf is green, your dress is teal. 370 00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:06,291 It's a form of green. You love green fridays. 371 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:10,834 - Kevin... 372 00:17:10,834 --> 00:17:13,667 it's time. 373 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,125 It's gonna be a good thing for you. 374 00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,208 I know it. 375 00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:18,166 - Dad? 376 00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:25,875 - Kevin, how many times have i told you 377 00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:27,458 About blocking my car? 378 00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:29,792 A man's house is his castle. 379 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:32,875 Consider my driveway a piranha-Filled moat, okay? 380 00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:37,166 - I'm sorry, mr. Henderson. I'll be more careful. 381 00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,709 - Kev, you look terrible, kid. 382 00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:42,083 - I had a rough night. 383 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:46,458 - You should marry that girl. 384 00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:57,959 Mr. Bellamy. 385 00:18:57,959 --> 00:18:59,792 Oh, i'm sorry. 386 00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:02,917 I thought you were somebody else. 387 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,375 - That sounds good. 388 00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:19,417 - Bryce. 389 00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:21,250 - Kevin. 390 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:23,000 What-What are you doing here? 391 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,208 This isn't your usual hangout. 392 00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:27,041 - I swapped. You too, i see. 393 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,166 - Uh, this is chandra. Chandra, this is kevin. 394 00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:30,333 - Hi! - Hi. 395 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,250 - Why haven't we met before? - Mm. 396 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:33,875 - I thought i knew all of bryce's friends. 397 00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,291 - Me too. - Mm-Hmm. 398 00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,250 - I'll be right back. 399 00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:43,583 - Chandra's a business colleague. 400 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,959 I don't know what you think you saw-- 401 00:19:44,959 --> 00:19:47,125 - I know what i saw, bryce. - Listen, caddy. 402 00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:50,291 I'm not serious about chandra, but i am about jennifer. 403 00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:53,041 We have a future together. 404 00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:56,125 Don't you mess that up. 405 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,291 - Hi, kevin. - Mr. Bellamy... 406 00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:14,291 i-I gotta go. 407 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,667 Jen, i saw something today. Um-- 408 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:21,959 - Yeah, i know. 409 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,291 Bryce told me you ran into each other today. 410 00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:26,625 - He did? - Yeah. 411 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,083 He had a meeting with chandra. He said he ran into you. 412 00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:31,417 - You know about her? - Yeah, she's great. 413 00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:34,667 She heads up the midwest operations. 414 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:37,250 - Wha--Okay. 415 00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:40,834 Okay, well, brace yourself, okay? 416 00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:42,208 Because i-- 417 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:46,667 I hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but... 418 00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:48,834 she was all over him. 419 00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:51,417 - Kevin, is this because you want things to go back 420 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,333 To the way they were? - What--No! 421 00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:56,625 No! I feel like my brain is about to explode! 422 00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,333 - Jen? 423 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:01,333 - Yep, there it goes. 424 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:05,166 - Oh. And how are my two favorite people? 425 00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:06,834 - Hi. - How's it packing, kevin? 426 00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:08,333 I know it's a bit of a shock, 427 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,834 But you're gonna thank us for this one day, okay, buddy? 428 00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:12,208 Honey, did i leave my gold cufflinks in the kitchen? 429 00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:13,583 I need them for my trip. 430 00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:16,375 - Oh, absolutely. I will go get them. 431 00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:24,375 Too bad, caddy. Your meal ticket's been pulled. 432 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:27,709 - Oh, you cheating jerk. 433 00:21:27,709 --> 00:21:29,375 - You know, if i wasn't schooled 434 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,250 In the teachings of the dalai lama, 435 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:37,250 I'd wipe that smile right off your two-Timing face. 436 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,375 Mm. 437 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:40,959 What the heck, huh? 438 00:21:40,959 --> 00:21:43,083 Aah! 439 00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:46,875 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey! 440 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,750 - I'll get 'em to stop. 441 00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:53,792 Don't make me get my leaf blower, you two. 442 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,083 - Aah! 443 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:06,250 - Okay! Okay! 444 00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:08,083 - What are you doing? 445 00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:09,417 - Oh, honey. 446 00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:11,250 - It's a $2,000 suit! 447 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:13,250 Ah! He bit me! 448 00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:17,625 We'll get inside and we'll get something on it, okay? 449 00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:18,875 Kevin! 450 00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:21,917 - I got it worse! He tastes like deodorant! 451 00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:24,583 - Kevin. 452 00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:27,583 That was pathetic. 453 00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:29,417 - It's not even funny. 454 00:22:29,417 --> 00:22:31,709 It's not even funny, man! 455 00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:36,291 Bryce wants a trophy wife. 456 00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:38,291 He's totally, utterly wrong for her. 457 00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:41,083 - Look, nothing you can do. 458 00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:42,208 Why are you really so upset? 459 00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:43,917 - Because it's jen. 460 00:22:43,917 --> 00:22:45,709 She's rushing into this. 461 00:22:45,709 --> 00:22:47,291 I just feel like this freight train is heading 462 00:22:47,291 --> 00:22:50,000 Right toward my best friend, and i gotta do something. 463 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,333 If only i could just buy a little more time. 464 00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:55,208 She'd see for herself how wrong bryce is for her. 465 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,709 And as her best friend, 466 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,333 I have to do everything in my power to protect her. 467 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,250 - Hmm. 468 00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:01,625 That's funny. 469 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:02,792 In a lot of states, 470 00:23:02,792 --> 00:23:05,792 You'd practically be married yourselves. 471 00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:08,959 Common-Law marriage anyway. 472 00:23:08,959 --> 00:23:12,000 - Wait, what do you-- What do you mean common law? 473 00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:15,625 - It goes back to frontier times 474 00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:18,625 When people didn't live close enough to a city 475 00:23:18,625 --> 00:23:21,000 To get married by a justice of the peace. 476 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,166 - Uh-Huh. Uh-Huh. 477 00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:23,542 - Lawmakers knew they had to do something 478 00:23:23,542 --> 00:23:26,166 So that people living farther afield could get married. 479 00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:28,000 So... 480 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,000 they decreed that if people lived together 481 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,250 A certain period of time, met certain conditions, 482 00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:37,625 Then the state would step in and make the whole thing legal. 483 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,375 - Really? 484 00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:42,417 - It's called a common-Law marriage. 485 00:23:42,417 --> 00:23:44,750 - And how is this different than a real marriage? 486 00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:45,959 - It is a real marriage. 487 00:23:45,959 --> 00:23:47,333 If you've got a common-Law marriage, 488 00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:50,792 In the eyes of the law, you're a husband and wife. 489 00:23:50,792 --> 00:23:54,750 - Common law. 490 00:24:03,166 --> 00:24:06,959 Hi, jen. - Hi, kev. 491 00:24:06,959 --> 00:24:08,250 - Whatcha doing? 492 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:10,792 - Oh, i'm just looking up ideas for the reception. 493 00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:12,166 - Hmm. 494 00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:14,208 - I've always wanted a gazebo in the backyard 495 00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:17,542 And this place has beautiful ones. 496 00:24:17,542 --> 00:24:20,500 - That's nice. 497 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:25,125 - So, uh, how's the packing going? 498 00:24:25,125 --> 00:24:28,375 - I learned something important today. 499 00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:29,709 Something big. 500 00:24:29,709 --> 00:24:32,291 - Which is? 501 00:24:32,291 --> 00:24:34,125 - You can't marry bryce. 502 00:24:34,125 --> 00:24:37,041 - Okay, kevin-- - You ever heard of common law? 503 00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:38,542 Hmm? 504 00:24:38,542 --> 00:24:40,709 Well, common law states that a man and woman 505 00:24:40,709 --> 00:24:44,709 That have been living together for seven years--Like us-- 506 00:24:44,709 --> 00:24:48,208 Uh, and they meet certain conditions-- 507 00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:51,083 Well, they're considered married in the eyes of the law, 508 00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:53,250 Which would make us... 509 00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:55,083 husband and wife. 510 00:24:55,083 --> 00:24:56,458 - Who told you that? 511 00:24:56,458 --> 00:24:57,750 - Oh, jeremy told me that. 512 00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:59,083 - Oh, jeremy. - Mm-Hmm. 513 00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:00,250 - Jeremy told you that. 514 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:01,917 Jeremy who's passed the bar exam how many times? 515 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,583 - Yeah, okay. - Zero. 516 00:25:03,583 --> 00:25:05,250 - Fair enough. But, uh, jen? 517 00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:08,875 - Okay, this is ridiculous. - Yeah. 518 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:12,583 Oh. 519 00:25:14,917 --> 00:25:17,333 Okay. 520 00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:19,792 This marriage is gonna take a little work. 521 00:25:24,792 --> 00:25:27,291 - Coming! 522 00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:30,959 - I dropped the kids at daycare 523 00:25:30,959 --> 00:25:32,959 And came over as fast as i could. 524 00:25:32,959 --> 00:25:35,417 Now about this little situation. 525 00:25:35,417 --> 00:25:36,667 - I feel ridiculous asking, 526 00:25:36,667 --> 00:25:38,959 But i have to be absolutely sure. 527 00:25:38,959 --> 00:25:40,625 - Don't look so worried, okay? - Okay. 528 00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:42,041 - In order for someone to be able to argue 529 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,542 That a common-Law marriage exists, 530 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,417 There are some very specific conditions that need to be met. 531 00:25:45,417 --> 00:25:47,875 - Okay, so this is all just nonsense, right? 532 00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:50,458 - Oh, i'm sure that you have nothing to worry about. 533 00:25:50,458 --> 00:25:51,917 - Okay. 534 00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:54,542 - So there are four conditions that must be met. 535 00:25:54,542 --> 00:25:56,333 - Four, right. 536 00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,917 - So first and foremost, 537 00:25:59,917 --> 00:26:01,417 The couple in question needs to be a man and woman 538 00:26:01,417 --> 00:26:04,458 Living in a state where common law applies, like here. 539 00:26:04,458 --> 00:26:05,500 - Mm-Hmm. 540 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:07,417 - Right. - Second. 541 00:26:07,417 --> 00:26:09,500 They both need to have lived in the same residence 542 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,166 For at least seven years. 543 00:26:11,166 --> 00:26:13,834 So you meet both those things. 544 00:26:13,834 --> 00:26:15,542 - Mm-Hmm. - Mm-Hmm. 545 00:26:15,542 --> 00:26:16,583 - Relax. 546 00:26:16,583 --> 00:26:19,500 So do a million people, okay? - Okay. 547 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:22,000 - It's the last two that are definitely the most important. 548 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,417 So during the seven years, 549 00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:25,583 The couple needs to have, at least once, 550 00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:27,667 Held themselves out as a married couple. 551 00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:28,667 And i mean, 552 00:26:28,667 --> 00:26:30,834 You never did that, right? - No! 553 00:26:30,834 --> 00:26:31,917 No. Like introduce him as my husband? 554 00:26:31,917 --> 00:26:32,834 - Okay. 555 00:26:32,834 --> 00:26:33,834 - Like, "hi, my name's jennifer, 556 00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:36,166 And this is my husband, kevin." 557 00:26:36,166 --> 00:26:37,917 - Good! Good. That's great. 558 00:26:37,917 --> 00:26:40,792 And i mean, you never, like, used the same last name 559 00:26:40,792 --> 00:26:42,583 On any public documents. 560 00:26:42,583 --> 00:26:45,917 - No! No, i have ne-- 561 00:26:45,917 --> 00:26:47,291 - What is that face? 562 00:26:47,291 --> 00:26:49,041 - Well, we took that cruise to mazatlan, 563 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:52,709 And i might've said that he was my husband 564 00:26:52,709 --> 00:26:54,667 So we'd get the half-Off deal. 565 00:26:54,667 --> 00:26:56,709 - Right. 566 00:26:56,709 --> 00:26:59,750 - And, uh, don't forget the cable account. 567 00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:02,375 - And the cable account. 568 00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:03,875 - That's only three conditions. 569 00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:06,083 The fourth is definitely the most important. 570 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:08,125 - Okay. 571 00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:10,709 - So the law specifically states 572 00:27:10,709 --> 00:27:12,208 That at least one of the two parties 573 00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:13,709 Must be able to argue that there was an intention to marry 574 00:27:13,709 --> 00:27:15,875 At some point, and the only way to prove that, 575 00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:18,875 There must be some sort of public exchanging of vows 576 00:27:18,875 --> 00:27:20,875 Or the giving of a symbolic gift. 577 00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:23,875 And...that didn't happen, right? 578 00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:25,375 - No! No, that never happened. 579 00:27:25,375 --> 00:27:26,750 - Okay. 580 00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:30,583 - Hey, what about that ring? 581 00:27:35,417 --> 00:27:36,709 - Ow. 582 00:27:36,709 --> 00:27:39,166 - Ring? What ring? 583 00:27:39,166 --> 00:27:40,542 - This. 584 00:27:40,542 --> 00:27:43,291 What? It's a friendship ring kevin gave to me. 585 00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:44,709 Please. It's not worth anything. 586 00:27:44,709 --> 00:27:46,417 His mom made it when she lived in a commune 587 00:27:46,417 --> 00:27:47,917 Back in the '70s. 588 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:51,625 - So that is a family heirloom and kevin gave it to you. 589 00:27:51,625 --> 00:27:54,583 - What? 590 00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:56,083 - Look, jennifer, 591 00:27:56,083 --> 00:27:58,917 This is about an accumulation of evidence, okay? 592 00:27:58,917 --> 00:28:01,917 And right now, even kevin's dolt of a brother 593 00:28:01,917 --> 00:28:04,291 Could potentially argue that the acceptance of a ring, 594 00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:07,542 In itself, denotes the implied intention of marriage. 595 00:28:07,542 --> 00:28:10,125 - So are you telling me that kevin 596 00:28:10,125 --> 00:28:13,709 Might actually have a case 597 00:28:13,709 --> 00:28:17,959 That he and i are married? 598 00:28:17,959 --> 00:28:20,625 - Uh, yes. 599 00:28:22,458 --> 00:28:25,208 - Hey, honey. How's chicago? 600 00:28:25,208 --> 00:28:26,667 - Incredible. 601 00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:28,375 It's pure adrenaline with all these movers and shakers. 602 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:31,458 - Bryce, there's something that i need to tell you. 603 00:28:31,458 --> 00:28:32,834 - So how'd it go with the caterers this morning? 604 00:28:32,834 --> 00:28:35,291 - Um... 605 00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:38,625 actually, something came up. I didn't get a chance to-- 606 00:28:38,625 --> 00:28:40,041 - You missed henri? 607 00:28:40,041 --> 00:28:42,667 - I'm sorry, okay? 608 00:28:42,667 --> 00:28:44,458 I just didn't get a chance to-- 609 00:28:44,458 --> 00:28:46,166 - Henri is a personal friend and the best chef in the city. 610 00:28:46,166 --> 00:28:47,792 He's doing this as a favor to me. 611 00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:50,208 - Bryce, i know. I'm sorry, okay? 612 00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:51,875 - No, it's okay. I'll handle it. 613 00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:54,125 On a lighter note, guess who booked the arboretum. 614 00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:56,083 Ha, i know how much you love it there. 615 00:28:56,083 --> 00:28:58,750 I had to pull a few strings, but voila. 616 00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:01,208 - Oh. 617 00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:02,458 That's great. 618 00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:03,917 - I thought you'd be more excited. 619 00:29:03,917 --> 00:29:05,667 - No, no, no. I am. 620 00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:08,458 It's--I am. It's a dream come true, really. 621 00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:10,542 - Now what did you wanna tell me? 622 00:29:12,583 --> 00:29:15,250 - Um... 623 00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,500 nothing. 624 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:17,625 So... 625 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:20,667 how was your flight? 626 00:29:20,667 --> 00:29:22,458 - Sweetheart, can i call you back in a few minutes? 627 00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:24,583 - Yep. - All right, bye. 628 00:29:26,667 --> 00:29:30,542 - Hello. - Hi. I'm bryce. 629 00:29:30,542 --> 00:29:33,125 Can i buy you guys a drink? - Please. 630 00:29:33,125 --> 00:29:35,875 - Yeah. 631 00:29:40,542 --> 00:29:42,709 - So as you can see from chart 2a, 632 00:29:42,709 --> 00:29:44,125 In its first stage of construction, 633 00:29:44,125 --> 00:29:47,750 We are at an occupancy rate of 89% for crystal towers. 634 00:29:49,542 --> 00:29:51,667 - Yeah. Ah. 635 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:58,542 - Excuse me just one moment, please. 636 00:29:58,542 --> 00:30:01,875 Thank you. I'll be back. 637 00:30:08,208 --> 00:30:09,333 Kevin. - Hi. 638 00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:11,291 - Hi. What are you doing here? 639 00:30:11,291 --> 00:30:13,458 - Well, you're so busy, you know. 640 00:30:13,458 --> 00:30:16,125 You kinda took off in a hurry and you forgot your lunch. 641 00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:17,542 - Kevin-- - Yeah? 642 00:30:17,542 --> 00:30:21,375 - I just heard the good news. Congratulations! 643 00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:23,500 - Thanks! - For what? 644 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,667 - Well, you two of course. 645 00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:27,500 Jen. 646 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:30,417 Ha! I mean, i can't believe you kept this quiet. 647 00:30:30,417 --> 00:30:32,583 Hey, by the way, where are you guys registered? 648 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:34,083 - Uh-- 649 00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:37,417 - We are not registered. 650 00:30:37,417 --> 00:30:40,417 I will tell you all about it later. 651 00:30:40,417 --> 00:30:43,667 - Okay. 652 00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:45,250 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry, i-- 653 00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:46,625 I was outside and they were asking me 654 00:30:46,625 --> 00:30:48,583 Who i was gonna come in here and see. 655 00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:50,291 And i might've blurted out that-- 656 00:30:50,291 --> 00:30:51,959 - That i was your... 657 00:30:51,959 --> 00:30:53,291 wife. 658 00:30:53,291 --> 00:30:54,917 - I'm sorry, okay? 659 00:30:54,917 --> 00:30:56,458 They weren't gonna let me in here, jen. 660 00:30:56,458 --> 00:30:58,792 I only told the receptionist and the doorman. 661 00:30:58,792 --> 00:31:01,083 - There is no doorman in this building! 662 00:31:01,083 --> 00:31:05,583 - Nice guy. Asian man. 663 00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:09,375 - Kevin... 664 00:31:09,375 --> 00:31:14,125 that is mr. Fujimura, my biggest client. 665 00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:17,000 Okay. - This is-- 666 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,333 - Yep. Great, thank you. 667 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:25,792 - Can you believe it? Me and kevin a couple. 668 00:31:25,792 --> 00:31:29,792 I mean, have you ever heard anything so absurd? 669 00:31:29,792 --> 00:31:32,667 - No, but... 670 00:31:32,667 --> 00:31:34,333 as your legal counsel, 671 00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:37,959 I'm gonna need all of the facts, you know? 672 00:31:37,959 --> 00:31:41,333 Tell me you guys were never romantic, please. 673 00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:44,125 With kevin? 674 00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:45,500 - Yeah. 675 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,333 - No! Are you crazy? 676 00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:50,333 - Some women might fall for his whole hopeless teddy bear thing. 677 00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:57,375 - Yes, yes, yes. 678 00:31:57,375 --> 00:32:00,333 Okay. Okay, good, good. I like that. Okay. 679 00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:01,333 - Hmm. 680 00:32:01,333 --> 00:32:02,333 - Ooh, i like that, the offering. 681 00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:03,667 A peace offering? 682 00:32:03,667 --> 00:32:06,291 Nice! Let's see the pacifist. 683 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:09,875 - Ooh, that's peaceful. Ha ha. 684 00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:11,458 Hey, jen. Um... 685 00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:13,375 we were just taking pictures 686 00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:14,959 For the warrior cards in the game. 687 00:32:14,959 --> 00:32:17,834 - So you're the one that put kevin up to all this, huh? 688 00:32:17,834 --> 00:32:19,709 And you consider yourself a lawyer? 689 00:32:19,709 --> 00:32:22,375 - Well, i'm hoping to go into environmental law, so-- 690 00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:23,709 - You wouldn't know a real lawyer 691 00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:26,000 If she walked up and she bit you. 692 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,291 - Kevin, you and me! Outside! 693 00:32:28,291 --> 00:32:29,583 - What? 694 00:32:29,583 --> 00:32:33,083 But i didn't--Ow! 695 00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:36,041 - Kevin, that stunt you pulled at my office today 696 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:37,375 Was completely out of line! 697 00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:39,125 - I was bringing you lunch. 698 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:40,917 I was trying to be helpful. 699 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:43,583 I was trying to show you that a husband can share the load. 700 00:32:43,583 --> 00:32:45,083 - Oh, you wanna share the load? 701 00:32:45,083 --> 00:32:47,000 Then deal with this. 702 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,750 I'm supposed to meet my japanese financers 703 00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:50,083 For dinner tonight, 704 00:32:50,083 --> 00:32:52,709 And since you introduced yourself as my husband, 705 00:32:52,709 --> 00:32:54,709 Now they want us both to come celebrate. 706 00:32:54,709 --> 00:32:56,875 - Oh. 707 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:59,375 Yeah, that's my bad. 708 00:33:07,166 --> 00:33:09,125 - Kevin should be here any moment. 709 00:33:09,125 --> 00:33:12,083 - Ah. 710 00:33:15,792 --> 00:33:18,291 - Hi. I'm just here-- - Oh, there he is now. 711 00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:21,417 Will you excuse me just a moment? 712 00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:23,083 - Please. 713 00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:26,083 - Hi. 714 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:33,000 - Okay, so do what we rehearsed. - Yes. 715 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,458 - You're only gonna be here a few minutes, 716 00:33:34,458 --> 00:33:35,875 And then you're just gonna go, okay? 717 00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:37,166 - Relax. 718 00:33:37,166 --> 00:33:38,917 - Okay. 719 00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:41,250 Mm? Madam. 720 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:42,792 - No. - Okay, no french. Got it. 721 00:33:42,792 --> 00:33:44,125 - No french. - We up here? 722 00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:46,667 - Ah, please. 723 00:33:47,834 --> 00:33:52,458 - Mr. Fujimura, this is my... 724 00:33:52,458 --> 00:33:53,875 - husband. - Kevin. 725 00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:55,834 - Ah. 726 00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:57,333 - Oh, . 727 00:33:57,333 --> 00:33:59,500 - We are most honored to formally meet 728 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:01,792 The new husband of jennifer. 729 00:34:01,792 --> 00:34:02,917 - Ah. 730 00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:04,583 - We congratulate you. 731 00:34:04,583 --> 00:34:07,458 - Oh. - Please sit down. 732 00:34:07,458 --> 00:34:09,625 Everyone, please. 733 00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:11,875 - Thank you. 734 00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:15,000 I can do it. Okay. - Oh, okay. Gotcha. 735 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:20,166 - Can i offer you some wine? - Uh, yes, please. 736 00:34:20,166 --> 00:34:25,458 - May i ask what kind of work you do, mr. Kevin? 737 00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:29,333 - Well, uh, i am currently active 738 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:34,792 In the recreational services industry, 739 00:34:34,792 --> 00:34:37,333 Specifically the golf sector. 740 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:42,083 And i mean that i think of my best ideas 741 00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:43,583 On the golf course. 742 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,500 - Oh, how smart. 743 00:34:48,458 --> 00:34:50,583 - Enough about me though, huh? 744 00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:53,041 Um, let's toast to your new venture. 745 00:34:53,041 --> 00:34:55,333 - Ah. 746 00:34:56,375 --> 00:34:58,709 Excellent. 747 00:34:58,709 --> 00:35:01,500 We are most excited to move forward. 748 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:05,125 However, there is a small complication 749 00:35:05,125 --> 00:35:08,458 That is risen with the board. 750 00:35:08,458 --> 00:35:10,500 My coworker has informed me 751 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:14,500 That several of the zoning permits 752 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:19,709 Are still outstanding in this project. 753 00:35:19,709 --> 00:35:21,667 - Uh, if i may-- - Kevin, it's fine. 754 00:35:21,667 --> 00:35:23,041 - It's okay. I got this. 755 00:35:23,041 --> 00:35:24,875 Um... 756 00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:27,834 let me tell you a little story about jennifer here. 757 00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:29,166 A couple years back, 758 00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:31,542 Our garbage cans kept getting knocked over 759 00:35:31,542 --> 00:35:33,291 In the middle of the night every night. 760 00:35:33,291 --> 00:35:35,709 Did a little investigating. 761 00:35:35,709 --> 00:35:38,583 Turns out we had a big family of raccoons 762 00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:41,625 That had moved in underneath our house. 763 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:45,709 And since it was, like, thanksgiving weekend, 764 00:35:45,709 --> 00:35:46,750 The animal control guy 765 00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:48,417 Couldn't do a darn thing about it. 766 00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:49,667 - Where is the waiter? 767 00:35:49,667 --> 00:35:51,542 - We had 20 people coming over for dinner. 768 00:35:51,542 --> 00:35:52,792 - Okay. 769 00:35:52,792 --> 00:35:54,083 - Jen, here, wouldn't take no for an answer, 770 00:35:54,083 --> 00:35:56,500 So with just an address book and a dying cell phone, 771 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,417 Bam!-- In 30 minutes flat, 772 00:35:58,417 --> 00:36:01,083 She had the deputy mayor himself 773 00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:04,250 Crawling around underneath our house with a flashlight. 774 00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:09,000 Problem solved, and... 775 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,333 you know, the point of the story 776 00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:14,208 Is that jennifer here-- There is nothing... 777 00:36:14,208 --> 00:36:18,208 that she can't accomplish or achieve. 778 00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:20,041 She says she's gonna get you those permits, 779 00:36:20,041 --> 00:36:22,583 Well, by golly, she's gonna do it. 780 00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:37,458 I shall relay that to the board. 781 00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:41,959 - That-That's great! 782 00:36:41,959 --> 00:36:43,333 Wow! 783 00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:45,333 You know, i know we don't really know each other, 784 00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:47,375 But i think we all have something in common here. 785 00:36:47,375 --> 00:36:48,834 We all think jennifer here 786 00:36:48,834 --> 00:36:51,000 Is just pretty darn amazing, right? 787 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,458 Huh? Kanpai! Kanpai! - Yes, kanpai. 788 00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:54,792 - Kanpai! - Kanpai. 789 00:36:54,792 --> 00:36:56,291 - Whoo! 790 00:36:56,291 --> 00:37:00,208 Yeah! Get in there! To jennifer. 791 00:37:00,208 --> 00:37:03,583 - Sally, i can't believe it. 792 00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:04,959 - Is it horrible? It's horrible. 793 00:37:04,959 --> 00:37:06,291 Is it terrible? 794 00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:09,125 - No. Kevin actually-- He's being amazing. 795 00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:12,709 He pulled this whole thing off and he even saved the day. 796 00:37:12,709 --> 00:37:14,458 - That is definitely not what i thought you'd say. 797 00:37:14,458 --> 00:37:16,667 - I know. - How long did he stick around? 798 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:18,125 - Uh, he's still here. He's at the table. 799 00:37:18,125 --> 00:37:19,625 - Wait, you left kevin alone 800 00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:21,125 At a table with your most important client? 801 00:37:21,125 --> 00:37:25,500 - And now the musical stylings of kevin duncan. 802 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:29,458 - I have to go. - Yeah, okay, bye. 803 00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:31,667 - This is the captain of the pinafore. 804 00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:32,959 - Kevin! - Yeah. 805 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:35,166 - This is not a karaoke bar. - Oh, yes, it is. 806 00:37:35,166 --> 00:37:37,500 For the h.M.S. Pinafore, yes, it is! Right? 807 00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:38,750 - I'm totally gonna lose my job. 808 00:37:38,750 --> 00:37:41,125 Mr. Fujimura, i am so sorry. This whole thing-- 809 00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:44,458 - I know this song! That's how i learn english. 810 00:37:44,458 --> 00:37:47,458 - Ooh! 811 00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:55,792 ™� i am the captain of the pinafore ♪ 812 00:37:55,792 --> 00:37:58,125 ™� and a right good captain too ♪ 813 00:37:58,125 --> 00:38:00,500 ™� you're very, very good and be it understood ♪ 814 00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:02,542 ™� i command a right good crew ♪ 815 00:38:02,542 --> 00:38:04,875 Both: ♪ we're very, very good and be it understood ♪ 816 00:38:04,875 --> 00:38:07,166 ™� he commands a right good crew ♪ 817 00:38:07,166 --> 00:38:09,333 - ™� though related to a peer i can hand, reef, and steer ♪ 818 00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:11,750 ™� and ship a selvagee ♪ 819 00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:15,625 ™� i am never known to quail at the fury of a gale ♪ 820 00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:17,750 ™� and i'm never, never sick at sea ♪ 821 00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:20,375 - ™� what, never? ™� - ™� no, never ♪ 822 00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:25,083 - ™� what, never? ™� - ™� well, hardly ever ♪ 823 00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:29,667 - ™� he's hardly ever sick at sea ♪ 824 00:38:29,667 --> 00:38:32,625 Both: ♪ then give three cheers and one cheer more ♪ 825 00:38:32,625 --> 00:38:35,083 ™� for the hardy captain of the pinafore ♪ 826 00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:37,583 ™� then give three cheers and one cheer more ♪ 827 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:40,500 ™� for the captain of the pinafore ♪ 828 00:38:47,917 --> 00:38:49,417 - Yeah! Fantastic! 829 00:38:49,417 --> 00:38:51,750 Triple threat. Triple threat. 830 00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:53,417 Right? 831 00:38:53,417 --> 00:38:54,750 - No. - Yes. 832 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:58,458 Mr. Fujimura, everybody. 833 00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:07,917 - I mean, who knew mr. Fujimura could sing? 834 00:39:07,917 --> 00:39:10,041 I know. 835 00:39:10,041 --> 00:39:11,500 He's a triple threat. 836 00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:14,125 He can sing, he can dance. His origami cranes-- 837 00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:16,208 Terrific. 838 00:39:16,208 --> 00:39:18,458 I think he had a good time. 839 00:39:18,458 --> 00:39:20,041 He said next time he visits, 840 00:39:20,041 --> 00:39:22,208 He's bringing his wife michiko and the kids. 841 00:39:23,959 --> 00:39:25,709 I don't know what to say to you right now. 842 00:39:25,709 --> 00:39:27,792 - Was that a laugh? 843 00:39:27,792 --> 00:39:29,875 - Oh, no, i'm still very angry at you. 844 00:39:33,709 --> 00:39:35,750 No. 845 00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:39,458 You did good. 846 00:39:39,458 --> 00:39:42,166 It really was an unforgettable evening, so... 847 00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:43,834 thank you, kev. 848 00:39:43,834 --> 00:39:45,542 - Oh, it's not over yet. 849 00:39:45,542 --> 00:39:48,458 - What do you mean? 850 00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:50,375 What the--Kevin! 851 00:39:50,375 --> 00:39:51,834 All: surprise! 852 00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:57,792 - Behold, the wedding reception we've never had. 853 00:39:59,041 --> 00:40:01,500 - Yeah! Whoo-Hoo! 854 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:02,834 Yeah! 855 00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:04,208 - Yeah. 856 00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:14,166 - I must admit, you throw a great party for a dead man. 857 00:40:14,166 --> 00:40:16,333 - Thank you. 858 00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:19,208 Mm-Mm. 859 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,834 - Mr. Henderson, i am so sorry. 860 00:40:21,834 --> 00:40:23,208 Are we being too loud? I'm so-- 861 00:40:23,208 --> 00:40:24,667 - For years, i've been saying 862 00:40:24,667 --> 00:40:27,500 These two characters ought to get hitched. 863 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:30,542 And now you have, you sly monkeys! 864 00:40:32,834 --> 00:40:35,333 - Thank you, but...no. 865 00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:36,667 - Would you please try to get kevin 866 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:39,166 To stop blocking my driveway with his car? 867 00:40:39,166 --> 00:40:40,375 That way i won't be over here 868 00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:41,709 Banging on your door all the time. 869 00:40:41,709 --> 00:40:42,875 - Uh-- - Uh, will do. 870 00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:44,000 - All right. Par-Tay. 871 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,083 - Move your car. - I know. I'm sorry. 872 00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:47,000 Sorry about that. 873 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,834 Whoo! - Mm. 874 00:41:24,125 --> 00:41:27,875 - Jen! 875 00:41:27,875 --> 00:41:29,917 Babe, you here? 876 00:41:29,917 --> 00:41:33,291 - Bryce? 877 00:41:33,291 --> 00:41:34,792 You're back early. 878 00:41:34,792 --> 00:41:36,458 - Yes. You'd know that if you checked your messages. 879 00:41:36,458 --> 00:41:37,667 - I'm sorry, okay? 880 00:41:37,667 --> 00:41:39,667 Everything has been extremely crazy. 881 00:41:39,667 --> 00:41:42,250 - Yeah, so i see. 882 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:45,208 "Congratulations, newlyweds." 883 00:41:45,208 --> 00:41:46,875 Did kevin finally snap 884 00:41:46,875 --> 00:41:48,375 And send away for a mail-Order bride? 885 00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:49,667 - N-- - Come here. 886 00:41:49,667 --> 00:41:52,041 - Actually... 887 00:41:52,041 --> 00:41:54,959 turns out jen and i are married. 888 00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:59,625 Crazy, right? How was chicago? 889 00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:01,667 - This is--This is a-- A joke, right? 890 00:42:01,667 --> 00:42:04,041 - No! We didn't get married. 891 00:42:04,041 --> 00:42:06,500 This is a big mistake. It just--It goes way back. 892 00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:08,000 - Way back. 893 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,709 Yeah, there's history here. 894 00:42:09,709 --> 00:42:12,667 History that you can't even begin to understand. 895 00:42:12,667 --> 00:42:14,834 - Don't worry, bryce. - Let me explain. 896 00:42:14,834 --> 00:42:17,959 See, jennifer and i have what's called 897 00:42:17,959 --> 00:42:21,792 A "common-Law marriage." 898 00:42:21,792 --> 00:42:22,792 - And you've been hiding this from me? 899 00:42:22,792 --> 00:42:24,291 - No, no. 900 00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:26,250 Kevin drudged up this whole common law thing 901 00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:27,625 And i had no idea, 902 00:42:27,625 --> 00:42:29,291 And i didn't think that you would understand. 903 00:42:29,291 --> 00:42:30,458 - You're right, i don't. 904 00:42:30,458 --> 00:42:31,709 - Bryce, it's just temporary, okay? 905 00:42:31,709 --> 00:42:34,125 I am going to handle all of this-- 906 00:42:34,125 --> 00:42:36,041 This whole thing soon enough. - Well, you better. 907 00:42:36,041 --> 00:42:39,083 You get rid of this parasite or our wedding is off. 908 00:42:39,083 --> 00:42:44,083 Oh! And to answer your question, chicago was great. 909 00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:46,333 - Oh. 910 00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:06,458 - Sally? - Hey, jen. 911 00:43:06,458 --> 00:43:09,291 Okay, so i've been going over this crazy common law claim 912 00:43:09,291 --> 00:43:10,834 With everyone at the law firm, 913 00:43:10,834 --> 00:43:14,458 And it seems like you only have a couple of options. 914 00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:15,917 One, we can fight this in court, 915 00:43:15,917 --> 00:43:18,333 And you can spend a lotta time and a lotta money and maybe win. 916 00:43:18,333 --> 00:43:20,000 But even if we do win, 917 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,458 You're not gonna get to marry bryce anytime soon. 918 00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:24,041 Two, you can get kevin to sign a document 919 00:43:24,041 --> 00:43:25,583 Waiving any common law claim, 920 00:43:25,583 --> 00:43:27,875 Which he won't do unless he has to, 921 00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:30,542 And doesn't have to unless you make him. 922 00:43:30,542 --> 00:43:32,041 - Look. 923 00:43:32,041 --> 00:43:35,291 As great of a guy as kevin is, he's always been a quitter. 924 00:43:35,291 --> 00:43:36,834 If you can make kevin's life miserable 925 00:43:36,834 --> 00:43:38,250 For just a few hours, 926 00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:40,208 Show him what it means to be a real husband, 927 00:43:40,208 --> 00:43:41,750 I think he'll crack and sign anything. 928 00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:43,375 - Oh, you think? I don't know. 929 00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:45,792 - It'll take a day, a week tops. 930 00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:47,041 - I don't know. 931 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:48,583 - Honey, this is the only option. 932 00:43:48,583 --> 00:43:50,375 In the end, kevin'll thank you, 933 00:43:50,375 --> 00:43:52,834 But you absolutely cannot go soft. 934 00:43:52,834 --> 00:43:55,709 Trust me. Kevin folds every time. 935 00:43:55,709 --> 00:43:57,625 - I hope so. 936 00:43:57,625 --> 00:43:58,875 - Okay, i'll talk to you later. 937 00:43:58,875 --> 00:44:01,834 - Okay, bye. 938 00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:11,041 - Ow! - Good morning, sweetie pie. 939 00:44:11,041 --> 00:44:12,458 Since you are my husband, 940 00:44:12,458 --> 00:44:15,208 Today you get to help me do some husband-Y things. 941 00:44:15,208 --> 00:44:17,875 - Can we revisit this in, like, four to six hours? 942 00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:20,250 - No, i'm sorry. We have a household to run. 943 00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:23,166 - I--No. 944 00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:25,083 Okay. 945 00:44:25,083 --> 00:44:26,417 - These are the bills. 946 00:44:26,417 --> 00:44:28,125 This is a mortgage we need to refinance 947 00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:29,417 To get better interest rates. 948 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:30,542 These are some brochures 949 00:44:30,542 --> 00:44:31,667 So you can call the various agents 950 00:44:31,667 --> 00:44:33,417 To evaluate their re-Fi offer. 951 00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:34,917 These are charts for life insurance. 952 00:44:36,250 --> 00:44:38,291 - And here's a warranty for the broken dishwasher. 953 00:44:38,291 --> 00:44:40,083 It may have expired. 954 00:44:40,083 --> 00:44:41,583 But you can handle all that, right, honey? 955 00:44:41,583 --> 00:44:45,917 - Can i phone in a lifeline, please? 956 00:44:50,917 --> 00:44:55,166 Hey, honey. 957 00:44:55,166 --> 00:44:57,333 Oh, so i just got done mowing the lawn, 958 00:44:57,333 --> 00:44:59,959 Balancing the checkbook, paying our bills, 959 00:44:59,959 --> 00:45:01,500 And i took it upon myself 960 00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:03,000 To set up a sep-Ira for us. 961 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,333 - Okay, great. 962 00:45:04,333 --> 00:45:06,834 Call the shop and see when my car is gonna be ready. 963 00:45:06,834 --> 00:45:08,166 Then drop off the dry-Cleaning. 964 00:45:08,166 --> 00:45:09,709 Then go to the neighborhood association meeting. 965 00:45:09,709 --> 00:45:11,208 They need help with the bake sale. 966 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,500 And there's a few other things on here, 967 00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:13,625 But don't worry. 968 00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:15,792 I made an hourly schedule for you. 969 00:45:21,166 --> 00:45:23,583 - Jen... 970 00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:26,458 do you want a husband, a chauffeur, 971 00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:28,041 Or a personal assistant? 972 00:45:28,041 --> 00:45:30,625 - Yes. 973 00:45:33,333 --> 00:45:34,667 So you ready to throw in the towel? 974 00:45:39,709 --> 00:45:43,083 Oh, actually... 975 00:45:43,083 --> 00:45:46,083 i'm ready to step up my game. 976 00:46:31,834 --> 00:46:33,917 - So how are things with kevin? 977 00:46:33,917 --> 00:46:35,875 - He spent all last night working on the gazebo. 978 00:46:35,875 --> 00:46:37,625 - Wow. 979 00:46:37,625 --> 00:46:39,875 That doesn't sound at all like kevin. 980 00:46:39,875 --> 00:46:41,333 - I know. I thought the same thing. 981 00:46:41,333 --> 00:46:42,667 - I don't know, you need to, like, 982 00:46:42,667 --> 00:46:45,667 Raise the stakes or something. 983 00:46:47,709 --> 00:46:49,750 - What? What's that? 984 00:46:49,750 --> 00:46:51,709 - Oh, kevin? 985 00:46:51,709 --> 00:46:53,959 Sally and i have a few errands to run 986 00:46:53,959 --> 00:46:57,208 And she's got the kids. 987 00:46:57,208 --> 00:47:00,417 You wouldn't mind babysitting for us, would you? 988 00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:07,166 - Actually, i was gonna meet the guys, 989 00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:08,625 Shoot some hoops, you know? 990 00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:09,750 - Oh. 991 00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:12,125 - Oh, that's too bad. - Yeah. 992 00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:15,083 - I mean, a husband has to have natural fathering instincts. 993 00:47:15,083 --> 00:47:17,750 - It's so important. - Very important. 994 00:47:17,750 --> 00:47:19,750 - It's, like, the most important. 995 00:47:19,750 --> 00:47:21,250 - The most important. 996 00:47:21,250 --> 00:47:24,250 - Mm-Hmm. - Mm. 997 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:26,917 Hmm. 998 00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:31,208 I'm just gonna--Just gonna take this away from you. 999 00:47:31,208 --> 00:47:33,583 Let go. Let go, let go, let go. 1000 00:47:33,583 --> 00:47:36,417 Let go! 1001 00:47:36,417 --> 00:47:38,166 Sally says you're what happens if i don't do well in school. 1002 00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:41,709 - Oh, yeah? 1003 00:47:41,709 --> 00:47:43,125 Du-Doy! 1004 00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:44,875 - Huh? Huh? 1005 00:47:44,875 --> 00:47:46,458 You wanna fight dirty, huh? 1006 00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:54,917 - ™� don't follow me, i could be wrong ♪ 1007 00:47:54,917 --> 00:47:59,000 ™� it's in the air, soon i'll be gone ♪ 1008 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:03,333 ™� stuck here inside these four stone walls ♪ 1009 00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:07,583 ™� i'm leaving now if i got to crawl ♪ 1010 00:48:07,583 --> 00:48:12,792 ™� i don't care what you do, i don't care what you say ♪ 1011 00:48:12,792 --> 00:48:13,959 - With the nose on! - ™� come friday night ♪ 1012 00:48:13,959 --> 00:48:17,500 ™� i'm miles away ♪ 1013 00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:23,500 - Yeah! Come on! Hit it again! Hyah! 1014 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:26,000 - Ya! - Yeah! 1015 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,333 Now watch, listen, and learn, huh? 1016 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000 - ™� i'm gonna break out tonight ♪ 1017 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:41,417 ™� you thought you'd get to me, putting on the freeze ♪ 1018 00:48:41,417 --> 00:48:43,083 ™� you were mistaken ♪ 1019 00:48:43,083 --> 00:48:48,000 ™� i'm not down on my knees ♪ 1020 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,291 - Do you think they killed him? 1021 00:48:51,291 --> 00:48:53,709 - I feel kinda bad, but i'm also morbidly curious. 1022 00:48:53,709 --> 00:48:55,250 - Well, if there's one thing those kids can do 1023 00:48:55,250 --> 00:48:57,375 It is crush someone's spirit. 1024 00:49:05,041 --> 00:49:06,417 - Thank you. Thank you. 1025 00:49:06,417 --> 00:49:09,041 Thanks, you guys are too kind. 1026 00:49:09,041 --> 00:49:10,375 Thank you, thank you. 1027 00:49:10,375 --> 00:49:12,542 Thank you. Thank you. 1028 00:49:22,917 --> 00:49:24,583 - Bryce, sweetheart, 1029 00:49:24,583 --> 00:49:27,208 Everything is moving ahead just fine. 1030 00:49:27,208 --> 00:49:30,083 This kevin problem will be solved shortly. 1031 00:49:30,083 --> 00:49:31,834 - Well, i hope so. 1032 00:49:31,834 --> 00:49:33,750 The von hoffman's asked us to their anniversary reception 1033 00:49:33,750 --> 00:49:35,083 This weekend at the club, 1034 00:49:35,083 --> 00:49:36,333 And when they said "bring your fiancee," 1035 00:49:36,333 --> 00:49:37,667 It was all i could do not to blurt out, 1036 00:49:37,667 --> 00:49:38,750 "She married someone else." 1037 00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:40,542 - I'm sorry, honey. 1038 00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:41,875 - Listen, babe, can we just talk about this later? 1039 00:49:41,875 --> 00:49:44,458 I'm really busy right now. 1040 00:49:44,458 --> 00:49:46,083 All right, bye. 1041 00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:48,667 - Bye. 1042 00:49:58,208 --> 00:49:59,458 - Kev. 1043 00:49:59,458 --> 00:50:00,917 - Hey. 1044 00:50:00,917 --> 00:50:02,333 - You missed another poker night. 1045 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:03,417 - Yeah. 1046 00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:05,125 - Not to mention basketball today. 1047 00:50:05,125 --> 00:50:07,417 - I know. I'm--I'm sorry, man. 1048 00:50:07,417 --> 00:50:08,583 - What's happened to you? 1049 00:50:08,583 --> 00:50:10,542 You never wanna hang out anymore. 1050 00:50:10,542 --> 00:50:12,750 - I got all these responsibilities now, right? 1051 00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:14,375 I got the bills. I got the mortgage. 1052 00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:16,208 I got the kids. - Kids? 1053 00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:18,041 Ha, that was quick. 1054 00:50:18,041 --> 00:50:19,792 I think you're letting this get to your head. 1055 00:50:19,792 --> 00:50:21,333 Why are you still at this? 1056 00:50:21,333 --> 00:50:22,750 - 'Cause i don't wanna let her down. 1057 00:50:22,750 --> 00:50:24,458 - You mean you don't want her to marry bryce. 1058 00:50:24,458 --> 00:50:25,792 - Didn't i say that? 1059 00:50:25,792 --> 00:50:27,375 - No. 1060 00:50:27,375 --> 00:50:30,166 - You know, i just had this crazy idea. 1061 00:50:30,166 --> 00:50:32,458 With all this responsibility flying around, 1062 00:50:32,458 --> 00:50:35,792 Maybe i should put away childish things 1063 00:50:35,792 --> 00:50:36,959 And go back to school. 1064 00:50:36,959 --> 00:50:38,792 I only need six more credits, right? 1065 00:50:38,792 --> 00:50:40,125 - There you go. 1066 00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:42,875 - I have been a little off lately, huh? 1067 00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:47,875 Fell off the horse a bit. 1068 00:50:47,875 --> 00:50:50,125 - You didn't just fall off. 1069 00:50:50,125 --> 00:50:52,208 That horse knocked you down, stepped on your head, 1070 00:50:52,208 --> 00:50:55,542 And is off eating dandelions. 1071 00:51:01,959 --> 00:51:06,625 - How's it going with kevin? - Kevin! 1072 00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:09,166 Ha! 1073 00:51:09,166 --> 00:51:11,625 Kevin...has lost weight... 1074 00:51:11,625 --> 00:51:14,000 he gets up at 5:00 a.M. To do his chores. 1075 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,250 The kevin i know 1076 00:51:15,250 --> 00:51:17,208 Would've never been able to take all that. 1077 00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:19,583 - Hang in there. He's gonna crack soon. 1078 00:51:19,583 --> 00:51:20,750 He's got to. 1079 00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:25,917 - Oh, it's kevin. 1080 00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:28,959 He's off work and my chauffer for the day. 1081 00:51:44,291 --> 00:51:46,291 What? 1082 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,458 - Are you talking to me now? 1083 00:51:49,458 --> 00:51:52,542 - No, i'm still mad at you. 1084 00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:55,542 But do you think i look like a giant snowman? 1085 00:51:59,041 --> 00:52:01,959 You look, um... 1086 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,208 beautiful. 1087 00:52:10,542 --> 00:52:12,875 - Thanks. 1088 00:52:15,583 --> 00:52:16,875 - Um... 1089 00:52:16,875 --> 00:52:19,166 well... 1090 00:52:19,166 --> 00:52:23,083 i'll be in the car, milady. 1091 00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:43,291 - You know, you'll be in a men's shelter soon enough. 1092 00:52:44,917 --> 00:52:47,333 - Napoleon! 1093 00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:48,625 Napoleon! 1094 00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:51,500 - Hey, you. 1095 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:54,917 Hi, sweetie. - Hi! 1096 00:52:54,917 --> 00:52:56,875 - Looks like he hasn't slept in days. 1097 00:52:56,875 --> 00:52:58,375 - Good work, hon. 1098 00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:01,000 You finally tightened the screws. 1099 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,250 - After everything that's happened, i-- 1100 00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:06,375 I can't believe you still wanna marry me. 1101 00:53:06,375 --> 00:53:08,792 - Sweetheart, of course i do. 1102 00:53:08,792 --> 00:53:12,375 - I'm sorry. I really am. About everything. 1103 00:53:12,375 --> 00:53:16,417 - Oh, i almost forgot. I got you a little something. 1104 00:53:24,250 --> 00:53:27,291 - Bryce! 1105 00:53:29,667 --> 00:53:31,375 It's beautiful. Thank you. 1106 00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:32,792 - You can wear it tonight at the von hoffman's 1107 00:53:32,792 --> 00:53:33,917 Anniversary party. 1108 00:53:33,917 --> 00:53:35,625 Mrs. Von hoffman is head of my firm 1109 00:53:35,625 --> 00:53:37,000 And she adores you. 1110 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:40,291 I mean, can you blame her for wanting me to show you off? 1111 00:53:42,250 --> 00:53:45,625 I got some work to finish up, and i will see you... 1112 00:53:45,625 --> 00:53:48,041 tonight at the party. - Okay. 1113 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,834 - Yeah, this is kevin. 1114 00:54:11,834 --> 00:54:15,417 Wha--Are you serious? 1115 00:54:15,417 --> 00:54:18,166 Yeah! Yeah, that's incredible. Yeah. 1116 00:54:18,166 --> 00:54:19,333 Okay! 1117 00:54:19,333 --> 00:54:22,000 Yeah, i'll-- I'll see you there. 1118 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,208 Great. 1119 00:54:23,208 --> 00:54:24,875 Bye. 1120 00:54:27,166 --> 00:54:29,458 All right. 1121 00:54:29,458 --> 00:54:30,834 - Kevin! 1122 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,166 Kevin! 1123 00:54:34,166 --> 00:54:35,417 Kevin? Kevin? 1124 00:54:35,417 --> 00:54:36,583 - Jen, guess what. 1125 00:54:36,583 --> 00:54:38,083 You remember that new york investor 1126 00:54:38,083 --> 00:54:39,333 That i was caddying for last month, 1127 00:54:39,333 --> 00:54:41,333 Mr. Davidson? 1128 00:54:41,333 --> 00:54:44,083 Well, he's passing through town. He wants to meet! 1129 00:54:44,083 --> 00:54:46,250 His kid loved my game idea! 1130 00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:47,917 This is a once-In-Lifetime opportunity. 1131 00:54:47,917 --> 00:54:51,250 - Kevin, napoleon is sick and he's not responding! 1132 00:54:51,250 --> 00:54:53,208 - What? 1133 00:54:53,208 --> 00:54:54,917 Napoleon? What's wrong? 1134 00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:58,208 - He was throwing up and now he's just laying there. 1135 00:54:58,208 --> 00:55:02,375 I tried calling the vet, but all i got was their service. 1136 00:55:04,792 --> 00:55:06,959 That's bryce. 1137 00:55:08,667 --> 00:55:10,667 - Hey, are you okay? 1138 00:55:10,667 --> 00:55:11,834 What's wrong? 1139 00:55:11,834 --> 00:55:13,792 - Hi! You got my message. 1140 00:55:13,792 --> 00:55:15,125 - Yeah, what's the verdict? 1141 00:55:15,125 --> 00:55:16,417 - He's still sick. 1142 00:55:16,417 --> 00:55:18,083 He's just-- He's laying there. 1143 00:55:18,083 --> 00:55:20,166 I think we need to take him to the vet. 1144 00:55:20,166 --> 00:55:21,667 - Jen, i feel terrible about it, 1145 00:55:21,667 --> 00:55:23,000 But i'm trapped between meetings all day. 1146 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,291 I'm sure he'll be fine. 1147 00:55:30,291 --> 00:55:32,083 Listen, babe, i gotta run, 1148 00:55:32,083 --> 00:55:33,458 But don't be so worried about it. 1149 00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:35,667 He's just a dog, jen. 1150 00:55:37,166 --> 00:55:39,375 - We gotta get him to the vet. 1151 00:55:39,375 --> 00:55:40,792 - But your investor, your big opportunity. 1152 00:55:40,792 --> 00:55:42,375 - Did i say that was today? It's tomorrow, tomorrow. 1153 00:55:42,375 --> 00:55:44,667 - Kevin, is he gonna be okay? 1154 00:55:49,417 --> 00:55:52,750 - Napoleon had quite an intestinal blockage, 1155 00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:54,750 But... 1156 00:55:54,750 --> 00:55:56,125 he's gonna be fine. 1157 00:55:56,125 --> 00:55:58,625 - Ooh-Wee. 1158 00:55:58,625 --> 00:56:02,291 - Oh, thank goodness. 1159 00:56:02,291 --> 00:56:05,375 That's one of bryce's golf balls. 1160 00:56:10,250 --> 00:56:11,542 - I'm really sorry you missed 1161 00:56:11,542 --> 00:56:13,375 Your big meeting with mr. Davidson. 1162 00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:15,709 - No, no--I'll have more opportunities, you know? 1163 00:56:15,709 --> 00:56:17,458 We only have one napoleon. 1164 00:56:17,458 --> 00:56:19,083 - Thanks, kev. 1165 00:56:19,083 --> 00:56:21,667 - Hey, hey. Napoleon's gonna be fine. 1166 00:56:21,667 --> 00:56:24,375 - No, i know, i just got really worried about the while thing. 1167 00:56:24,375 --> 00:56:25,709 Is my makeup-- Does it look okay? 1168 00:56:36,750 --> 00:56:38,041 - Relax. 1169 00:56:38,041 --> 00:56:39,458 You look amazing. 1170 00:56:39,458 --> 00:56:41,291 - And you need to get some rest, kevin. 1171 00:56:41,291 --> 00:56:42,667 You look exhausted. 1172 00:56:42,667 --> 00:56:45,375 - Get outta here and go have fun with bryce. 1173 00:56:45,375 --> 00:56:46,834 - Okay. 1174 00:56:46,834 --> 00:56:48,792 Okay. 1175 00:56:48,792 --> 00:56:51,917 - A husband's there when you need him. 1176 00:56:57,125 --> 00:56:59,834 - Excuse me. 1177 00:57:02,875 --> 00:57:05,500 You're late. - I know. I'm sorry, okay? 1178 00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:06,834 Napoleon. We took him. He got sick. 1179 00:57:06,834 --> 00:57:08,542 And we had to go to the vet. - Fill me in later. 1180 00:57:08,542 --> 00:57:10,542 - Are you angry? - I'm not angry! 1181 00:57:10,542 --> 00:57:11,834 You're just over an hour late. 1182 00:57:11,834 --> 00:57:13,250 - Bryce, i told you, napoleon. He got-- 1183 00:57:13,250 --> 00:57:15,250 - I know, but we're at an ultra critical time right now. 1184 00:57:15,250 --> 00:57:16,625 The board meeting is next month, jen, 1185 00:57:16,625 --> 00:57:19,750 And when they announce partner, i'd like it to be me. 1186 00:57:21,166 --> 00:57:23,291 - Okay. 1187 00:57:23,291 --> 00:57:25,375 I'm sorry. 1188 00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:28,250 I just, um--I've had a lot on my mind lately. 1189 00:57:46,875 --> 00:57:49,583 - She's gonna need her purse. 1190 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,083 - Bryce. 1191 00:57:53,083 --> 00:57:54,458 And the lovely jennifer. 1192 00:57:54,458 --> 00:57:57,083 - It's nice to see you again, mrs. Von hoffman. 1193 00:57:57,083 --> 00:58:00,166 - I understand congratulations are in order. 1194 00:58:00,166 --> 00:58:02,000 There's a wedding coming up, isn't there? 1195 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,625 - Yes, it is. - Mm-Hmm. 1196 00:58:03,625 --> 00:58:06,333 Jennifer, i understand you work for monroy and klein. 1197 00:58:06,333 --> 00:58:07,458 - Yes, i work-- 1198 00:58:07,458 --> 00:58:09,083 - Yes, she heads up city planning. 1199 00:58:09,083 --> 00:58:10,792 - Does she? 1200 00:58:10,792 --> 00:58:11,750 - Yes. 1201 00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:13,625 - You must be very talented. 1202 00:58:13,625 --> 00:58:14,917 - Thank you. 1203 00:58:14,917 --> 00:58:17,041 - Bryce, you're a lucky man. 1204 00:58:17,041 --> 00:58:18,417 - Let me refresh that for you. 1205 00:58:18,417 --> 00:58:20,625 - Yes, and would you please ask them to uncork 1206 00:58:20,625 --> 00:58:21,959 A decent bottle this time? 1207 00:58:21,959 --> 00:58:25,083 - Absolutely. 1208 00:58:25,083 --> 00:58:26,792 - So you're getting married. 1209 00:58:26,792 --> 00:58:29,500 Lucky girl. 1210 00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:31,583 You've got your whole life ahead of you. 1211 00:58:31,583 --> 00:58:33,458 - Yes, me and bryce, 1212 00:58:33,458 --> 00:58:37,083 Uh, we're really excited about the whole thing. 1213 00:58:37,083 --> 00:58:38,959 - I wish you the best, 1214 00:58:38,959 --> 00:58:42,041 And if bryce steps out of line... 1215 00:58:42,041 --> 00:58:43,375 you let me know. 1216 00:58:43,375 --> 00:58:45,500 - Yes, i will. 1217 00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:47,041 - Ladies. 1218 00:58:47,041 --> 00:58:50,625 - Thank you. 1219 00:58:50,625 --> 00:58:52,041 Cheers. - Cheers. 1220 00:58:52,041 --> 00:58:55,583 - Cheers. 1221 00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:57,458 - It was lovely talking with you. 1222 00:58:57,458 --> 00:58:59,625 - Likewise. 1223 00:59:03,125 --> 00:59:04,709 - Did you have a nice talk? Did she say anything about me? 1224 00:59:04,709 --> 00:59:07,583 - No, not really. 1225 00:59:07,583 --> 00:59:09,625 - Jenkins. 1226 00:59:12,625 --> 00:59:14,041 - I'll be a sec. 1227 00:59:17,542 --> 00:59:18,750 - I'll have another one, please. 1228 00:59:18,750 --> 00:59:20,542 - Hey, jen. 1229 00:59:20,542 --> 00:59:21,834 - Kev! - Hi. 1230 00:59:21,834 --> 00:59:24,166 - What are you doing here? - You forgot your purse. 1231 00:59:24,166 --> 00:59:25,333 - Thank you. 1232 00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:26,959 - What are you doing here? 1233 00:59:26,959 --> 00:59:29,750 - Jennifer forgot her purse, but don't worry, 1234 00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:31,667 I'm leaving. 1235 00:59:33,959 --> 00:59:35,500 You know what? - Kev, please. 1236 00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:36,875 - I gotta say something. 1237 00:59:36,875 --> 00:59:40,166 Jennifer here is a diamond. 1238 00:59:40,166 --> 00:59:43,333 And you're treating her like a rhinestone. 1239 00:59:44,333 --> 00:59:46,542 - Jennifer, get rid of him, please. 1240 00:59:46,542 --> 00:59:49,250 - Don't talk to her that way. 1241 00:59:54,834 --> 00:59:56,041 Hey, kev. - Mm-Hmm. 1242 00:59:56,041 --> 00:59:57,500 - Why don't we continue this inside? 1243 00:59:57,500 --> 01:00:00,125 - Sure, bry. 1244 01:00:05,083 --> 01:00:07,041 - I've had just about enough of you and all of your antics 1245 01:00:07,041 --> 01:00:08,542 And everything that-- - Yeah, well, that's funny, 1246 01:00:08,542 --> 01:00:09,750 'Cause i've been sick of you too. 1247 01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:11,041 - Now, stop, you guys. This is ridiculous. 1248 01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:12,458 - Yeah, it is ridiculous 1249 01:00:12,458 --> 01:00:13,792 The way this nutjob's turned our life upside down. 1250 01:00:13,792 --> 01:00:15,166 - Well, at least i'm not a two-Faced creep. 1251 01:00:15,166 --> 01:00:17,250 - That's it! - Bryce, no! 1252 01:00:17,250 --> 01:00:19,000 - Oh, he sucker punched me! 1253 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,709 - Bryce! 1254 01:00:20,709 --> 01:00:22,000 - You know what? You win. 1255 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,166 I mean, this is-- 1256 01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:24,750 Aah! 1257 01:00:24,750 --> 01:00:27,083 - Bryce, stop! - Hey, break it up! 1258 01:00:27,083 --> 01:00:28,458 - Kevin! - Break it up! 1259 01:00:31,917 --> 01:00:33,375 - Oh, bryce! - Stay back! 1260 01:00:33,375 --> 01:00:35,417 - I--He hit me. 1261 01:00:35,417 --> 01:00:37,375 - Bryce, are you okay? 1262 01:00:41,041 --> 01:00:44,083 - Is he dead? 1263 01:00:56,834 --> 01:00:59,709 - Kevin. 1264 01:01:13,709 --> 01:01:17,125 - Hey. 1265 01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:28,375 Yeah, about how things went down, um... 1266 01:01:32,208 --> 01:01:34,500 i'm sorry. 1267 01:01:43,709 --> 01:01:45,792 - Kev. 1268 01:02:06,959 --> 01:02:08,625 Come here. 1269 01:02:08,625 --> 01:02:11,125 - Ooh. Ah. Ooh. Okay, okay. 1270 01:02:13,417 --> 01:02:15,709 - Well, you're enjoying this. 1271 01:02:15,709 --> 01:02:18,959 - Oh, so what if i am? 1272 01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:26,875 - Come on. 1273 01:02:26,875 --> 01:02:29,709 We've had fun over the years, right? 1274 01:02:33,792 --> 01:02:36,667 You're my best friend, jen. 1275 01:02:46,792 --> 01:02:49,250 - Kev... 1276 01:02:49,250 --> 01:02:52,667 why put yourself through all of this? 1277 01:02:54,959 --> 01:02:58,000 - 'Cause you're worth it. 1278 01:03:02,542 --> 01:03:06,750 And... 1279 01:03:06,750 --> 01:03:08,417 i think i'm falling in love with you. 1280 01:03:08,417 --> 01:03:10,875 - Kevin. 1281 01:03:10,875 --> 01:03:16,166 - And i don't-- I don't know what to do. 1282 01:03:19,208 --> 01:03:22,083 - You've been my best friend since we were six. 1283 01:03:25,542 --> 01:03:29,542 - But bryce, he's the one that i'm supposed to marry. 1284 01:03:45,583 --> 01:03:49,000 Good night, kevin. 1285 01:03:54,709 --> 01:03:58,083 - Jen. 1286 01:03:58,083 --> 01:04:01,291 I'll sign whatever you want in the morning. 1287 01:04:40,875 --> 01:04:43,000 - All right, so just sign here 1288 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:46,041 And then initial down there. 1289 01:04:46,041 --> 01:04:49,583 You see, jeremy, this is called signing a document. 1290 01:04:49,583 --> 01:04:52,125 It's what real lawyers do to actually help their clients. 1291 01:04:52,125 --> 01:04:54,792 We do it with a pen. 1292 01:04:54,792 --> 01:04:57,834 And then finally, this last one. 1293 01:05:11,875 --> 01:05:14,667 And that's it. 1294 01:05:14,667 --> 01:05:16,166 Congratulations. 1295 01:05:16,166 --> 01:05:18,667 You are both officially not married, 1296 01:05:18,667 --> 01:05:21,834 Not that you ever actually were in the first place. 1297 01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:24,250 Okay. 1298 01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:27,041 - So that's it then. 1299 01:05:29,458 --> 01:05:31,083 - I guess so. 1300 01:05:31,083 --> 01:05:32,583 - Well... 1301 01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:37,417 there's also the little matter of property to be returned. 1302 01:05:37,417 --> 01:05:38,542 Ring. 1303 01:05:38,542 --> 01:05:40,792 - Oh. 1304 01:06:32,291 --> 01:06:35,792 - Jen? 1305 01:06:35,792 --> 01:06:40,041 I wish you and bryce 1306 01:06:40,041 --> 01:06:43,083 All the luck in the world. 1307 01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:46,834 - You too. 1308 01:07:04,834 --> 01:07:07,625 - Jennifer, 1309 01:07:07,625 --> 01:07:10,333 Sorry for losing it the other day. 1310 01:07:10,333 --> 01:07:13,500 You forgive me? 1311 01:07:13,500 --> 01:07:17,458 - Well, let's just say it was less than an optimal time 1312 01:07:17,458 --> 01:07:18,750 For the both of us. 1313 01:07:18,750 --> 01:07:20,959 - You know, i had time to think about priorities... 1314 01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:25,458 and i realized how much you mean to me. 1315 01:07:26,750 --> 01:07:28,625 Well, it's done. 1316 01:07:28,625 --> 01:07:29,959 Signed, sealed, delivered. 1317 01:07:29,959 --> 01:07:32,291 And now we can finally focus on our wedding. 1318 01:07:32,291 --> 01:07:34,291 - What--What do you keep doing? 1319 01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:39,542 - It's just weird, 1320 01:07:39,542 --> 01:07:43,166 Not having kevin's big, ugly ring on my finger. 1321 01:07:43,166 --> 01:07:45,500 - Hm. 1322 01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:49,542 - But your ring is the only ring 1323 01:07:49,542 --> 01:07:52,208 That i need. 1324 01:07:54,834 --> 01:07:57,250 - And that's what i like to hear. 1325 01:07:57,250 --> 01:07:59,375 - Oh. 1326 01:07:59,375 --> 01:08:01,333 - Come on. 1327 01:08:11,667 --> 01:08:15,834 - ™� in case you didn't notice ♪ 1328 01:08:15,834 --> 01:08:20,250 - Single again, man, drink up. 1329 01:08:20,250 --> 01:08:23,166 Those girls over there are checking us out. 1330 01:08:23,166 --> 01:08:25,834 Yeah. 1331 01:08:27,208 --> 01:08:28,875 You guys go talk to 'em. 1332 01:08:28,875 --> 01:08:30,291 - No, no, no. Hey, look. 1333 01:08:30,291 --> 01:08:31,500 You just gotta regroup. 1334 01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:32,792 You gotta get back in the game. 1335 01:08:32,792 --> 01:08:35,667 - Yeah, kev, get out of this funk. 1336 01:08:35,667 --> 01:08:39,959 - I'm contemplating my next move. 1337 01:08:39,959 --> 01:08:41,667 - You still serious about going back to school? 1338 01:08:41,667 --> 01:08:42,875 - Yeah, i wanna try something new. 1339 01:08:42,875 --> 01:08:44,291 I just-- 1340 01:08:44,291 --> 01:08:45,709 Ah, man, my notebook. 1341 01:08:45,709 --> 01:08:48,583 - What? 1342 01:08:48,583 --> 01:08:50,375 - It's my big book of my best game ideas. 1343 01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:51,834 I left it at jennifer's. 1344 01:08:51,834 --> 01:08:53,500 - Well, so go get it. 1345 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:55,250 - I'm not exactly welcome there anymore. 1346 01:08:55,250 --> 01:08:56,500 - Hm. 1347 01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:58,500 - Mm. 1348 01:08:59,667 --> 01:09:03,041 - I don't suppose maybe you could-- 1349 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,375 - Sure. I'll swing by and get it. 1350 01:09:07,375 --> 01:09:09,291 - Thank you. 1351 01:09:11,125 --> 01:09:13,000 - And you--And you talked to the bartenders? 1352 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,250 - Mm-Hmm. Yeah. I made sure 1353 01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:16,583 All the no-Name brands were banned from the bar. 1354 01:09:16,583 --> 01:09:18,917 And the von hoffmans, they rsvp'd. 1355 01:09:18,917 --> 01:09:20,083 - Perfect. 1356 01:09:20,083 --> 01:09:21,417 - It's gonna be the wedding reception 1357 01:09:21,417 --> 01:09:24,208 To end all wedding receptions. 1358 01:09:24,208 --> 01:09:26,166 Though, honey? 1359 01:09:26,166 --> 01:09:28,625 Honey? - Hm? 1360 01:09:28,625 --> 01:09:31,208 - I don't really know a lot of the names on this list. 1361 01:09:31,208 --> 01:09:34,041 - Uh, partners at the firm, just clients. 1362 01:09:34,041 --> 01:09:35,291 Think of 'em as aunts and uncles 1363 01:09:35,291 --> 01:09:37,166 You haven't met yet. 1364 01:09:37,166 --> 01:09:39,000 - Okay. 1365 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,083 Well, if you want them there, 1366 01:09:40,083 --> 01:09:42,750 Then, yeah, that's good for me. 1367 01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:44,333 - Jen, you're amazing. 1368 01:09:44,333 --> 01:09:47,333 - Mm. I just want it to be all perfect. 1369 01:09:48,917 --> 01:09:50,250 So do you wanna come inside? 1370 01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:53,041 We can relax. We can watch a movie. 1371 01:09:53,041 --> 01:09:55,458 - Ah, i would love to, sweetheart, but i'm crazed. 1372 01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:59,291 Johnson just made a play for the morewood tech account. 1373 01:09:59,291 --> 01:10:02,000 I gotta go, okay? 1374 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,000 - Okay. 1375 01:10:05,083 --> 01:10:06,375 - I love you. 1376 01:10:06,375 --> 01:10:07,792 Bye. 1377 01:10:07,792 --> 01:10:10,208 Love you. 1378 01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:23,875 - Kevin? 1379 01:10:25,291 --> 01:10:28,041 I'm h-Home. 1380 01:10:29,458 --> 01:10:31,792 Hey, napoleon. 1381 01:10:31,792 --> 01:10:34,834 It's just you and me now. 1382 01:11:22,250 --> 01:11:24,625 Change your mind about the movie? 1383 01:11:28,166 --> 01:11:30,667 - Hi. - Hi. 1384 01:11:30,667 --> 01:11:32,125 Sorry, i thought you were bryce. 1385 01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:34,834 - Nope, just me. 1386 01:11:34,834 --> 01:11:35,959 - Come on in. 1387 01:11:35,959 --> 01:11:38,000 - Thanks. 1388 01:11:42,875 --> 01:11:45,792 So, kevin forgot his idea book. 1389 01:11:45,792 --> 01:11:47,041 - Oh. 1390 01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:48,792 I know exactly where that is. 1391 01:11:48,792 --> 01:11:50,208 I wouldn't want kevin to lose that. 1392 01:11:50,208 --> 01:11:53,625 That would be like da vinci losing his sketches. 1393 01:11:57,375 --> 01:11:59,083 - Here it is. 1394 01:12:05,250 --> 01:12:09,500 Hey, it's a menu from waffle habit. 1395 01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:12,667 Kevin and i practically lived there during college. 1396 01:12:12,667 --> 01:12:14,667 - They had the best belgian waffles. 1397 01:12:14,667 --> 01:12:17,458 Do you know they closed down last year? 1398 01:12:19,667 --> 01:12:21,333 - Yeah. 1399 01:12:21,333 --> 01:12:23,417 Miss that place. 1400 01:12:26,041 --> 01:12:28,458 What is it that kevin-- 1401 01:12:28,458 --> 01:12:29,917 Used to always say? 1402 01:12:29,917 --> 01:12:32,458 He would say, 1403 01:12:32,458 --> 01:12:35,166 "Don't rush through life. 1404 01:12:35,166 --> 01:12:38,166 Stop and--" Both: "smell the waffles." 1405 01:12:47,083 --> 01:12:52,083 We had some great times together, him and i. 1406 01:12:52,083 --> 01:12:55,291 - I mean, that's my brother, right? 1407 01:12:57,583 --> 01:13:01,500 - The guy who saved your slinky. 1408 01:13:02,625 --> 01:13:05,625 Good night, jen. 1409 01:13:06,875 --> 01:13:08,583 - Good night. 1410 01:13:19,625 --> 01:13:20,917 - Can you believe it? 1411 01:13:20,917 --> 01:13:23,166 The day before your wedding. 1412 01:13:23,166 --> 01:13:24,625 - We made it through this mess. 1413 01:13:24,625 --> 01:13:26,542 And now here we are at the rehearsal. 1414 01:13:26,542 --> 01:13:29,375 - Ugh, finally. Both: cheers. 1415 01:13:30,500 --> 01:13:31,750 - You look stunning. 1416 01:13:31,750 --> 01:13:33,667 - Mm. Thanks. - Hey. 1417 01:13:33,667 --> 01:13:34,875 Babe? - Oh, yeah? 1418 01:13:34,875 --> 01:13:36,250 - Did you see the seating chart 1419 01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:37,667 For the reception tomorrow? - Mm-Hmm. 1420 01:13:37,667 --> 01:13:39,875 - The hatchers and daltons are seated at the same table. 1421 01:13:39,875 --> 01:13:41,625 - Is that a problem? 1422 01:13:41,625 --> 01:13:43,500 - Uh, jen, i told you. 1423 01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:44,959 They can't sit near each other. 1424 01:13:44,959 --> 01:13:46,500 Hatcher had dalton tossed off his board. 1425 01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:48,291 - Oh, i thought it was peterson. 1426 01:13:48,291 --> 01:13:49,500 Oh, okay. 1427 01:13:49,500 --> 01:13:51,000 Then we'll just move them to table two. 1428 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:52,125 - Well, table two has the chens, 1429 01:13:52,125 --> 01:13:53,333 Hatcher's biggest competitor. 1430 01:13:53,333 --> 01:13:56,000 Didn't you double-Check this with my office? 1431 01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,500 - Honey, i-I didn't have time. 1432 01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:59,291 I had the dress fitting and then, 1433 01:13:59,291 --> 01:14:01,125 We had trouble with the flowers, that whole problem-- 1434 01:14:01,125 --> 01:14:02,500 - It's okay. I'll patch it up with hatcher 1435 01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:04,750 When i see him in chicago. 1436 01:14:04,750 --> 01:14:06,875 - You're going to chicago again? 1437 01:14:06,875 --> 01:14:08,000 - Yeah, i've got to. 1438 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:11,000 It'll just be a couple days next week. 1439 01:14:14,500 --> 01:14:17,667 Jen, we're talking partnership here. 1440 01:14:17,667 --> 01:14:22,500 - Our partnership or your partnership, bryce? 1441 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:25,542 - You know that isn't fair. 1442 01:14:29,542 --> 01:14:31,709 - I'm sorry, okay? I just-- - No, look. 1443 01:14:31,709 --> 01:14:32,750 You got a lot on your plate. 1444 01:14:32,750 --> 01:14:35,083 I'll handle the seating chart. 1445 01:14:35,083 --> 01:14:37,000 - Jennifer, dear? 1446 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,333 If you're ready, it's time for the rehearsal. 1447 01:14:39,333 --> 01:14:40,875 Hm? 1448 01:14:44,041 --> 01:14:47,333 - Hey, he's just jittery, okay? 1449 01:14:47,333 --> 01:14:50,333 - Isn't the bride supposed to be the jittery one? 1450 01:14:56,917 --> 01:14:59,917 - So, we'll just do a quick run-Through 1451 01:14:59,917 --> 01:15:02,417 And then you can go enjoy the dinner. 1452 01:15:02,417 --> 01:15:05,417 You two aren't, uh, nervous, i hope? 1453 01:15:05,417 --> 01:15:08,333 - Walk in the park, right, honey? 1454 01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:12,000 - Well, then let's get started. 1455 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,250 Jennifer, i trust the rings are ready. 1456 01:15:14,250 --> 01:15:15,458 - Yeah, 1457 01:15:15,458 --> 01:15:17,500 But it might weigh her arm down. 1458 01:15:17,500 --> 01:15:18,917 Like her engagement ring? 1459 01:15:18,917 --> 01:15:21,750 Biggest rock at the jewelers. 1460 01:15:23,250 --> 01:15:25,709 - Jewelers? 1461 01:15:25,709 --> 01:15:30,166 Bryce, i thought you said this engagement ring was-- 1462 01:15:30,166 --> 01:15:33,166 Was your grandmother's. 1463 01:15:35,333 --> 01:15:36,542 - What? I-- 1464 01:15:36,542 --> 01:15:38,166 - Bryce, you said it. 1465 01:15:38,166 --> 01:15:40,834 This engagement ring? 1466 01:15:40,834 --> 01:15:43,417 You said that your grandfather 1467 01:15:43,417 --> 01:15:45,333 Carried it across two continents, 1468 01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:47,166 And he would've gone further for the woman that he loved. 1469 01:15:47,166 --> 01:15:48,250 You said that to me. 1470 01:15:48,250 --> 01:15:49,417 I know you said that to me. - Honey. 1471 01:15:49,417 --> 01:15:51,083 I took a look at my grandmother's ring 1472 01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:53,917 And the diamonds were just chintzy little chips. 1473 01:15:53,917 --> 01:15:56,458 You deserve something more impressive. 1474 01:15:56,458 --> 01:15:59,583 - As impressive as the story you told? 1475 01:15:59,583 --> 01:16:00,875 - Okay, honey, can we not do this right now? 1476 01:16:00,875 --> 01:16:01,959 - So, if you're both ready, 1477 01:16:01,959 --> 01:16:03,291 We'll just do a brief run-Through 1478 01:16:03,291 --> 01:16:04,917 Of how things will go tomorrow. 1479 01:16:04,917 --> 01:16:07,041 Hm? 1480 01:16:07,041 --> 01:16:09,083 Everything okay? 1481 01:16:11,583 --> 01:16:14,667 - Jennifer? 1482 01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,458 - Like the good book says, 1483 01:16:17,458 --> 01:16:20,208 Someone with a merry heart does good like medicine. 1484 01:16:20,208 --> 01:16:23,208 Know anyone like that? 1485 01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:31,041 - Actually, i do. 1486 01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:41,000 - Hey, thank you very much. 1487 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,083 Hey, what's going on? - Hello, bryce. 1488 01:16:42,083 --> 01:16:43,500 - Thank you for coming. Pleasure. 1489 01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:44,959 And you know jennifer? 1490 01:16:44,959 --> 01:16:46,250 Exactly. Of course. 1491 01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:49,041 - That's right, cheers. 1492 01:16:49,041 --> 01:16:51,041 - Bryce, who are all these people? 1493 01:16:51,041 --> 01:16:53,709 I feel like i don't even know any of them. 1494 01:16:53,709 --> 01:16:54,917 - Just partners at the firm 1495 01:16:54,917 --> 01:16:55,917 Who can't make the wedding tomorrow. 1496 01:16:55,917 --> 01:16:57,208 It's fine. 1497 01:16:57,208 --> 01:16:59,000 And henri really outdid himself on the menu. 1498 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:00,917 It's gonna be amazing. 1499 01:17:02,208 --> 01:17:03,375 - Bryce? 1500 01:17:03,375 --> 01:17:05,291 - Hm? 1501 01:17:07,208 --> 01:17:09,041 - What's my favorite color? 1502 01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:11,333 - What? 1503 01:17:11,333 --> 01:17:13,208 - What is my favorite color? 1504 01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:15,041 - All right, bryce! 1505 01:17:15,041 --> 01:17:17,375 - Ugh, i-I don't know. Blue? 1506 01:17:17,375 --> 01:17:18,625 No, yellow. 1507 01:17:18,625 --> 01:17:22,000 What does it matter? 1508 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:25,000 - For your information, it's green. 1509 01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:31,250 - Hey, can we not do this right now? 1510 01:17:40,917 --> 01:17:44,291 - I'm sorry. 1511 01:17:44,291 --> 01:17:46,291 - For what? 1512 01:17:55,667 --> 01:17:56,917 - Jennifer, what are you doing? 1513 01:17:56,917 --> 01:17:59,917 - Something i should've done ages ago. 1514 01:18:08,125 --> 01:18:11,125 Third and main, please. 1515 01:18:26,333 --> 01:18:27,667 Jeremy, is kevin here? 1516 01:18:27,667 --> 01:18:28,750 I need to find him. 1517 01:18:28,750 --> 01:18:30,166 - Uh, he left. 1518 01:18:30,166 --> 01:18:32,375 He's going back to school. - Where is he? 1519 01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:34,041 - He's at the bus station. 1520 01:18:34,041 --> 01:18:35,291 Jen? 1521 01:18:35,291 --> 01:18:37,291 Jen, wait! 1522 01:18:44,250 --> 01:18:47,208 - Kevin! 1523 01:18:49,583 --> 01:18:51,625 No. 1524 01:19:21,375 --> 01:19:23,375 Jen? 1525 01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:30,208 - What are you doing here? 1526 01:19:30,208 --> 01:19:34,625 - I-I heard you were going away to school. 1527 01:19:36,291 --> 01:19:39,542 - Yeah, i, uh, 1528 01:19:39,542 --> 01:19:43,709 Thought i might finish my degree. 1529 01:19:43,709 --> 01:19:46,709 - Without saying good-Bye to me? 1530 01:19:48,625 --> 01:19:51,208 - That's a local bus. 1531 01:19:53,041 --> 01:19:55,917 I'm going to college downtown. 1532 01:19:57,709 --> 01:19:59,083 Of course. 1533 01:19:59,083 --> 01:20:01,250 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1534 01:20:06,208 --> 01:20:10,834 - Kevin, um... 1535 01:20:10,834 --> 01:20:12,333 i am so sorry. 1536 01:20:12,333 --> 01:20:14,917 I'm sorry for putting you through the wringer, 1537 01:20:14,917 --> 01:20:18,250 Even though you did deserve it sometimes. 1538 01:20:18,250 --> 01:20:20,917 - I'm sorry too, i-- 1539 01:20:20,917 --> 01:20:24,792 - But, even when i was-- 1540 01:20:24,792 --> 01:20:27,750 I was trying to make you miserable this whole time, 1541 01:20:30,208 --> 01:20:33,250 You just kept on making me happy. 1542 01:20:40,917 --> 01:20:43,250 - So-- 1543 01:20:43,250 --> 01:20:46,125 So what are you-- What are you saying? 1544 01:20:48,417 --> 01:20:51,417 - I'm saying... 1545 01:20:53,417 --> 01:20:55,417 this. 1546 01:21:04,417 --> 01:21:06,291 - Mmm. Mm-Hmm. 1547 01:21:10,041 --> 01:21:13,041 - I love you. 1548 01:21:18,125 --> 01:21:20,959 - Will you marry me? 1549 01:21:25,625 --> 01:21:29,291 - Probably. - Oh. 1550 01:21:29,291 --> 01:21:31,291 "Probably." 1551 01:21:38,291 --> 01:21:40,583 - Thank you. I'll see you guys soon. 1552 01:21:40,583 --> 01:21:43,625 Thank you for coming. 1553 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:49,667 - Wow. 1554 01:21:49,667 --> 01:21:52,250 You look great. 1555 01:21:52,250 --> 01:21:54,875 - I do, don't i? 1556 01:21:54,875 --> 01:21:56,834 - Mm-Hmm. 1557 01:21:56,834 --> 01:21:58,166 - Hey! 1558 01:21:58,166 --> 01:21:59,667 - Mr. D, you made it. 1559 01:21:59,667 --> 01:22:01,667 - I know you're not my caddy anymore... 1560 01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:03,125 - well-- - But if i'm going 1561 01:22:03,125 --> 01:22:05,041 To invest in someone's idea, 1562 01:22:05,041 --> 01:22:07,458 I darn well better be invited to the wedding. 1563 01:22:09,291 --> 01:22:10,625 - I wanna see that game of yours 1564 01:22:10,625 --> 01:22:12,500 In the stores by christmas. 1565 01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:14,500 - Okay. 1566 01:22:15,750 --> 01:22:18,750 - Congratulations. - Thank you so much. 1567 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:21,875 - I cannot believe that you of all people 1568 01:22:21,875 --> 01:22:24,375 Are actually succeeding at something. 1569 01:22:24,375 --> 01:22:26,375 It's infuriating. 1570 01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:33,333 Congratulations. - Thank you. 1571 01:22:33,333 --> 01:22:35,417 You guys are doing all right. 1572 01:22:35,417 --> 01:22:37,417 - Yeah, since we decided to go into practice together, 1573 01:22:37,417 --> 01:22:38,709 Business is up. 1574 01:22:38,709 --> 01:22:41,333 Admit it. - I admit it. 1575 01:22:41,333 --> 01:22:42,917 With my courtroom experience... 1576 01:22:42,917 --> 01:22:44,709 - and my environmental street cred. 1577 01:22:44,709 --> 01:22:45,875 - Oh, right. 1578 01:22:45,875 --> 01:22:47,875 - Our billable hours are up 12%-- 1579 01:22:47,875 --> 01:22:50,041 As long as your clients don't try to pay in banana bread. 1580 01:22:50,041 --> 01:22:51,291 - Don't mock the clients. 1581 01:22:51,291 --> 01:22:52,917 They're very committed people. 1582 01:22:52,917 --> 01:22:56,792 - Yeah, well, i've got car payments. 1583 01:22:56,792 --> 01:22:58,041 Good luck. 1584 01:23:02,291 --> 01:23:04,083 - Well. - Well. 1585 01:23:08,375 --> 01:23:10,750 The first seven years, kev, they were just practice. 1586 01:23:10,750 --> 01:23:12,166 - Right. 1587 01:23:12,166 --> 01:23:13,417 - The next seven... 1588 01:23:13,417 --> 01:23:15,750 - mm-Hmm. 1589 01:23:15,750 --> 01:23:18,834 - We'll get it right. 1590 01:23:18,834 --> 01:23:20,542 - Yeah. 1591 01:23:20,542 --> 01:23:22,083 - Oh, yeah. 1592 01:23:22,083 --> 01:23:23,667 Oh, yeah. 1593 01:23:23,667 --> 01:23:25,583 - I now pronounce you man and wife. 1594 01:23:25,583 --> 01:23:28,583 You may kiss the bride. 1595 01:23:56,000 --> 01:24:06,000 - Thank you. 1596 01:24:07,305 --> 01:25:07,216 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/752fj Help other users to choose the best subtitles 111255

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