Original subtitles

[My sincere thanks to Statler6 and Shadezzz, from jean1987]

Good day, we conduct a survey, may I address a few questions to you?

Wife: Please ... Husband: Yes, you may ...

What do you think of the sex wave?

- It will now be slowly abating. - Yes, I also think so.

- Do you think that it's on the wane? - Yes.

Have you ever seen a porn movie?

- No, I have not, he ... - Yes, I've already seen one.

Have learned something from it?

Well, there isn't so much to learn in that matter.

Reporter: Maybe ... - At home, I haven't noticed it.

How long are you married?

- We? Twelve years. Yes. - Twelve years?

Would they like to cheat on your husband?

I won't tell you, because it could lead to a divorce.

Reporter: Yes, you're right.

Would you like to do group sex?

Wife: No, that's nothing for me. Husband: That's not for me either.

What is your favorite position?

- My favorite position? - Yes.

- That depends on, so ... - Well from behind, or...?

- From the side, if it's convenient. - From the side.

Nothing uncomfortable.

What do you know about a massage parlor?

Well, there are two different kinds ...

- Yes, precisely. - What is the one?

One is quite normal because you go there on prescription

- and the other one is expensive. - Medical ...

What is happening in the other one?

Yes, relaxing massage.

Relaxing massage, thank you.

You're welcome.

Good day, we conduct a survey, may I ask a few questions to you?

Yes, please.

What do you think of the sex wave?

Oh! We're all more or less confronted with the sex wave.

Do you think that the sex wave is on the slowdown?

Yes, I think so, I mean the market is so saturated and-- [clears throat]

What do you think of pornography?

You know, if you want to screw me , say it. [☺]

No, right now I can't [☹], unfortunately is much too cold to do so.

- What's your occupation? - Student.

- Are you still a virgin?

So that's a question! [☹] We can try it together, then you'll find out... [☺]

- Oh, thank you! [☺]. Very nice. - You'll find out.

Have you had many men?

- Oh yes, I did have quite a bit. - A-ha.

- Do you like group sex? - Why not? I'm not prude.

Reporter: You're a schoolgirl, have you had a juicy experience at school

some times, like having a pretty teacher or ...

Yes, we had a very attractive teachers

and we wanted to embaress him.

Reporter: How did you do that?

We've determined looked at his fly for half an hour.

You can imagine how he responded to that.

[classroom conversations]

I'm curious about his facial expression.

I hope you've washed yourself?

What do you think?

My pussy is maintained like a newborn baby.

[Jutta] Be honest, you would like to do it with him?

What do you mean by that?

Well try to imagine, he's coming in now and lays you on the school desk ...

and puts the his hammer in your pussy.

So, I would not mind.

[classroom conversations] It would be fun for me too.

Just look how she puts on make-up again.

But good.

Yes, yes, all for the Hammer.

[giggles]

[indistinct chatter]

Let's see if he falls for it.

Attention, kids! Attention, he comes!

Everybody on your marks ...

and don't forget, always watch his fly.

- Okay, disappear. - Make it quick.

Good morning, Ladies.

[classroom] Good morning... Good morning, Mr. Hammer.

[sighs]

[silence in the classroom]

[moans]

Hmm!

[sighs] Hmm.

[sighs]

Silly thing, sorry, Ladies.

Hmm,

Claudia, where were we in the last lesson?

We talked about the different types of premarital sex,

unfortunately only theoretical. So we can't do anything with it.

Mr. Hammer, tell us about how you got your first hammer.

How was it?

Claudia, I really don't think that belongs here in our class.

Today we talk about the erogenous zones of men and women.

Where's Jutta?

She probably prefers practical application...

instead of theoretical twaddle, Mr.Hammer.

Or can I call you, Ralf?

You aren't allowed to do that. Sign up with me after class.

Too bad, that would enrich our relationship.

[moans]

Jutta: [giggles] Mr. Hammer: There're the woman's breasts ...

with the sensitive nipples. Hmm... Yes.

[Hmm... sigh]

Of course, the woman reacts

also on caressing the armpits and the abdominal region.

[sighs] This is too much, Ladies. This will have consequences.

Intolerable! I will complain to the director.

What a cheek!

[indistinct chatter]

Damn, now we're in trouble.

Come on, kids! Quick clean up before Mr. Hammer comes back.

[indistinct chatter]

Help me.

Make it quick.

Come on.

So, here.

[indistinct conversation]

Close my zipper please!

Girl: Come here. - Yes, thanks.

[Well finally.]

[indistinct chatter]

Director: Good morning, Ladies.

[classroom] Good morning, sir.

Dr. Hammer, everything looks alright.

Yes... yes.

I've a feeling you urgently need a holiday.

So, no offense, my Ladies. Goodbye.

[classroom] Goodbye, sir.

Yes, yes, goodbye.

[giggles]

[sighs]

Ladies, that was probably the endmost, they you've done here today.

So really ...

Claudia, Jutta, Christine... and Sabine,

you'll sign up with me after school, we'll talk again about everything.

[giggles][indistinct chatter]

[moans]

Good heavens.

[all together] Goodbye, Mr. Hammer.

[sighs] Hmm.

Well.

[sighs]

[moans]

[silence]

[giggles]

-Psst! -Yes

[giggles] Psst!

[door closes]

Look at him, poor Hammer doesn't even know, what is waiting for him.

- We'll get his hammer awake. - Yes.

[giggles]

What do you think, how will he react?

[giggles]

Psst!

[sighs]

Psst!

[sighs... exhale]

[girls moans and giggles]

Good day, Mr. Hammer.

H... Hum!

Good day, Mr. Hammer.

Good day, Mr. Hammer.

Good day, Mr. Hammer.

Hmm... [sighs]

[giggles]

[groan]

So, Ladies, but that really goes too far.

I don't know what you expect from it, but now I've to ask you to leave.

[all the girls] We only want to see your little hammer.

[one girl] We only want to play a little bit.

[♪ Tchaikovsky, Piano Concerto no. 1, 2nd movement]

- Come here. - Yes.

Yes, yes...

♪

Let me have a try.

Let me have a go.

Mr. Hammer: Yes, yes.

♪

[Mr. Hammer moans heavily]

[Claudia moans]

Claudia: Yes... - Yes... yes...

Sabine: Oh, yes!

[Sabine and Mr. Hammer moaning louder]

Oh, that was nice. [♪♪ Music ends]

You've to come to my house tomorrow.

A friend of mine will be there.

Oh yeah. Mr Hammer: Oh! yeah.

[knocking] Come in!

Good evening, Mr. Hammer.

What are you doing, Mr. Hammer?

Hello, Dr. Hammer.

Keep-fit, special exercise, as you can see.

These days one must... conscientiously prepare for one's lessons.

Ah yes, and these muscles.

- Come on, join in. - That will do me good.

Up! Come up! Up!

That are muscles and this crispy thigh.

- I was once in the body-building. - Oh really?

Feel me.

One can be jealous. Come on, we go...

Goodbye, Mr. Arbeiter.

"Keep-fit", what a show-off.

He's only a biology teacher.

What are you doing here?

Ah, Dr. Klein, you probably want to Dr. Hammer.

Yes, he awaits you.

Your tool box, please.

- Come on, Peter. - Aah!

That was the rescue in dire need, dear.

Imagine, but this gay janitor comes in here ...

and I've to pull off a huge show, [knocking] I can tell you ...

Come in!

- Hello, chicks! - Hi! [giggles]

Jutta: Oh!... If everything is so hard on you.

Dr. Klein: Wait, sweetie, there will be enough for you.

Thank God, I thought you weren't coming.

Claudia: Take off my skirt!

Dr. Klein: I don't know what I would like more.

Dr. Hammer: Oh, those sweet little tits,

bring but my hammer in full swing. Quickly down the skirt.

Hmm... What do we have here?

Christine: Well what's that supposed to be, Mr. Hammer? It seems you can't wait.

Hey, I'm also here, should I leave empty-handed?

Come on, start it, kid. My pussy longs after your tongue.

[♪ Tchaikovsky, Piano Concerto no. 1, 3rd movement]

Dr. Hammer: Continue, yes, yes!

Dr. Hammer: Watch Out!

Dr. Hammer: Yes, I'm coming!

[♪♪ Music ends]

Dr. Hammer: Come on, sweeties, now we make something new.

You lie down there on the table, always two side by side,

and Peter and me, we ride from one to the other, okay?

Dr. Hammer: So...

now open your legs as wide as you can.

Attentions!

The relay sex-race begins.

[♪ Beat music begins]

Jutta: Oh, yes!

Yes! [moans]

♪

[Girs moaning]

[Girls moaning]

[everybody] Yes... yes!

[Girls] Oh Yes!

Yes!

[♪♪ Music ends]

Yeah, that was a bit much. Two teachers fucking four schoolgirls.

Wow, was it at least fun?

- Of course, it was a great thing. - Yeah, It seemed to be.

Oh, wait, here comes my girlfriend.

- Come here a minute. I'm sure she'll have something interesting to tell you. - Ah, then I can ask her also.

- Thank you... Goodbye. - I gotta go, bye.

Hello.

Yeah, say, we are conducting a survey,

can you answer me a few questions?

What do you think of the sex wave?

Hmm, this allows some people to enjoy such movies.

Reporter: Do you think the sex wave is about to slowdown?

Have you ever seen a porno movie?

No, I haven't seen one but I know of such movies.

Reporter: Are you still a virgin?

No.

Have you had many men?

I don't think that's the most important thing.

Would you like to have a sex orgy?

Not so much, no.

- No group sex? - No, not so much.

Some people need that kind of stuff.

- Yeah, that's true. - I mean, these things aren't planned.

Reporter: Yes, thank you very much.

Teacher: After all, in the next two weeks

the responsibility of your innocent souls is mine!

Jutta: Are you married? Dr. Hammer: No, why?

That's good. Let me see your hand, please.

Over the next two weeks you'll be busy,

if you want to cope with the bare facts.

I see three big opportunities for you ...

that will require everything from yourself.

Jutta! Please return to your seat immediately!

Marion! No smoking here!

He's only interested in sine and cosine.

But not in our curves.

What are you laughing at?

Come on, we want to laugh too.

Assuming there's something funny about your silly jokes.

Colleague, say something, lay down the law.

After all, you didn't come along just to sleep.

Hey, judging by his thumbs, he must be very big!

Hey... Jutta saw his tangent.

Dr. Hammer's said to have a cute hammer.

Oh oh, his pants almost burst.

His fly's open.

Teacher: So, we're here

now hurry up, kids, come on, come on, speed up!

Go to your rooms, your luggage will follow,

don't fall asleep, off you go!

Teacher: Hello, my dear.

Move it! Move it! I'll get you in shape.

[indistinct chattering]

What a sight for my eyes. I'm Dr. Hammer.

Landlady: Pleased to meet you, you look tired.

You've notice.

You know, the trip was very exhausting.

I can imagine that.

- Would you show me my room, please? - Follow me, please.

[girls talking] 2 girls: Good afternoon.

Landlord: Greetings.

[background conversation]

Landlord: Yes, of course. Landlady: Mr. Hammer.

- Good afternoon. How do you do? - Good afternoon.

- Well, I'll see you later. - I'll be right behind you.

- I'll get weak soon, do you've a little time to spare? - Hmmmm....

[girls conversation] Oh, it's like Snow White.

I'm gonna kill that old goat someday.

No, I'll spleep here.

Suzie, We can really fiddle under the blanket!

Don't be stupid. I'm starving! There'll be hot sausages soon.

[laughing]

[moaning]

It's like an insane asylum, quiet, quiet!

As a punishment, the lights go out at eight o'clock.

It's time to take a shower!

When we go to bed, we're clean, calm and disciplined!

[sneezing]

[girls conversation] Hopefully the goat will get sick soon.

No wonder she can't find a man.

Will you please pull my zipper open?

If she watches us showering, I'll forget myself.

In which room is Dr Hammer staying?

That's absurd, I feel like in a monastery.

[indistinct chattering]

Kids, who wants to sleep next to me?

Hey, I didn't know you had such great breasts!

- Oh, no? - Is it real?

The beds have real springs!

[indistinct chattering]

Landlord: You're killing me. [Landlady moans]

Landlord: I'm gonna fuck you now, you…

Landlady: Yes, yes, ah, ah, ah, ah....

Stop it. Stop it

Landlady: What're you doing here? - What do you think our teacher will say to that, that's really not in order.

You can't say anything for heaven's sake...

Let her join in.

- That would be a possibility. - And you won't tell anything?

Of course not, I haven't seen anything.

Well...

You're really talented. Go on.

We'll teach you the subtleties. Go on, blow.

Landlady: Go ahead and grab harder, he likes that.

Knead it through and through, harder and faster.

A dick like that is something beautiful, make him horny!

More devotion, yes, yes, oh do...

Landlady: Come on. Yes.

That's good.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Ah!

[knocking... repeats]

Yes, please...

So my dear, here's the hot-water bottle.

Do you already feel better?

What're the kids doing? Do they behave well?

You're not supposed to be upset. Calm down, calm down.

You'll be back on your feet in two weeks time.

I'll take care of the kids.

You've been so kind to me, thank you.

Well, now you're going to sleep.

Get well soon, Miss Doctor.

They are really delightful creatures...

their parents can be proud of them.

Landlady: Let your eyes wander into the blossoming nature.

Look around, have a good look, my little ones.

Look, look here, the oat is already standing.

- Isn't that wonderful? - Yeah, yeah.

[indistinct chatter]

Suzie, come here, come on!

Oh, you guys are mean, I can't get it.

That's stupid. We're not little kids anymore.

I'll bang Corinne onto her chest.

Hey here, throw on!

Landlady: And take a deep breath, throw your arms up.

The whole body has to work.

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

... I can think of something better.

[girls laughing]

[Mr. Hammer humming]

[indistinct chatter]

I'm getting weak. Hammer, that's a great guy.

I'd like to see him in his birthday suit

and then get seduced by him.

Really with skin and hair and all the bells and whistles...

Those tight jeans!

[indistinct chatter]

Dr. Hammer: Aaah, I could embrace the world and push through it, so horny I am.

That's a body. I could fall in love with myself.

God, these muscles, this cock.

We'll have to take a closer look at him.

But, that's Dr. Hammer, isn't he?

[giggling]

Pssst, quietly, he mustn't wake up.

I want to kiss him.

No, you must not do that.

We're not gonna hurt you.

You can't even imagine how heavenly such a tangent feels.

[♪]

We really don't want to hurt you, Dr. Hammer.

We just want to love you a little.

As sweet as our stuffed animals, which we always take to bed,

then we press them firmly against our bodies.

And lead them deeper and deeper, and suddenly a great feeling comes up.

We want you too to get such a great feeling, Doctor.

His stuffed animal is already quite stiff.

Looks real cute to me. To bite into it and love it.

This is what I want to feel on my body

and then it would have to slide in.

Slowly, very deeply.

Because we like you very much Dr.

Keep going, yeah, you'll all get an 'A' in maths.

[girl moans]

Girl: That is a happy feeling.

Wonderful!

I feel like I'm swimming and floating on clouds.

I'm really turned on. That's nice.

We should do practical lessons a lot more often...

with your hammer and our curves.

[girl moans]

[♪]

[girl keep moaning]

[♪]

[girl moans]

[birds singing]

Dr. Hammer: I love you all. Attention, I'm coming... yes... yes...

Girl: That's like a fountain, nice how it shoots, Doctor.

I want to see more.

Yeah, that's cute. No, don't stop,

the stuffed little animal must remain stiff.

Because it's gonna have to shoot more often.

Well, wait!

Girl: And you'll not tell the old rascal anything?

Word of honor?

Dr. Hammer: You can count on that.

After all, I want to be with you more often.

Girl: Oh, I have a great idea. When we get home,

then you come to me and tutor me.

Dr. Hammer: You don't need it anymore.

Girl: With the stuffed animal, of course.

- Jutta and Babs are in too, okay? Dr. Hammer: Okay.

- And your parents? Girl: Don't worry, I'll handle that.

- Break it up! Girls: But that was just a play. We explain everything!

Go away, let's go, go away from here, but fast! [Girls Confused chatter]

Landlady: Really, that is... You should be ashamed of yourself, colleague!

Dr. Hammer: Not right now.

What were you thinking? You really should be ashamed of yourselves!

"The cute little kids". I want you to go home right now, understand?

Landlady: So now, go away from here, and fast.

And don't let me see you here again!

That's all I need! Having the young birds take what's mine.

This is my territory.

What lies and stands here is mine, damn it.

I won't clear this field without a fight.

Finally a real guy!

There you go, Doctor Hammer.

I'm sorry.

But now the little one has to get it.

Dr. Hammer: No, no, not again, oh...

No!

Dr. Hammer: Hmm, the students were already great, but you're the queen.

Oh, yes, get me ready.

Thank God, we've got a whole week left for that.

Yes.

Oh, that's good.

How do you do, we conduct a survey.

May I address a few questions to you?

Of course, if it doesn't take too long.

What do you think of the sex wave?

Not too much.

Do you think that the sex wave is on the slowdown?

- I hope so. - Ah, yes.

Have you ever seen a porn movie?

Well, once.

- Did you like it? - No! not at all.

Would you like to participate in a sex orgy?

No! For God's sake.

- Are you married? - Yes.

- You are a loyal wife. - Yes.

I am glad about that. Thank you, goodbye.

Good day, we conduct a survey.

May I address a few questions to you?

What is it about?

What do you think of the sex wave?

Sex wave? Ask me about the waves during sex.

Do you think that the sex wave is on the slowdown?

- I don't believe that. - Have you ever seen a pornographic film?

I've to tell you, that's a really healthy thing.

For me personally, a need like eating and drinking.

Is it good for health?

It feels very comfortable afterwards.

Have you ever seen a pornographic film?

- What else do you want to know? - Have you learned a thing?

- About what? - Are you still a virgin?

- On one side. Yes. - On one side?

Would you like to participate once in a sex orgy?

Let's say with people that I can pick.

But it could be several people?

Yes, I mean of course ...

Look at the camera, please.

Oh, God!

- What is your profession? - That would be fun, yes.

- I would not like to say. - You would not like to say.

But have you ever experienced something

where several partners have stood naked in front of a camera?

Yes, I admit it openly and honestly, when I was fifteen.

Fifteen, aha.

Quite frankly, I was on a tour and it was a province theater.

A rural theater?

- How do you know, you guessed it? - I thought so.

Did it have to do with farmers?

It was a rural theater and it was a very funny thing.

- Very spicy, I would say. - I'm curious about it.

[crying] Reserl, my poor Reserl.

Such misfortune.

[To Prompter's box] Text, Text.

Prompter: What happened, mother?

What happened, mother?

What happened, mother?

She is dead... shot.

Prompter: Who is dead? Mother tell me.

Dead? Who is dead? Mother tell me.

My Reserl, my poor Reserl.

My everything. She sat on the ladder...

and took a sun bath. Such misfortune. Reserl!

Director: Come on, hurry up!

Otherwise you miss the performance.

All right?

Great makeup.

The lipstick is fine.

Kids, are you horny again today.

[indistinct]

[indistinct]

I'll kill him, if I catch him, the bastard, the filthy!

I'll kill him if I catch him, the dirty ...

Prompter: bastard. - bastard! The dirty!

Hmm, these globes, that's awesome.

Come on, blow me!

Yes.

Further! You horny birds.

Continue to nibble on my loved one.

Beautiful, yes.

Lick and blow!

Your horny tongues are driving me crazy.

I will explode soon. Suck it until I squirt!

I could prolong the tour, if you continue. Yes, yes.

That's insane.

Yes, continue. You have really horny tongues.

Yes, that's nice.

- You like that? Man: Yes, that's crazy.

Go on, take it into your mouth.

I will come soon.

I want to see that beautiful cock squirt.

- That's great. - Nice, nice.

Man 1: Hey boss, let's illuminate the fucking. - Yes.

Man 1: Putting in the plug...

- Stop the bullshit, come on, fuck. - Yes.

Come on, Reserl, a quick fuck before the entrance.

So.

- But hurry! - Yes, yes.

[moaning]

[actor imitates moans]

[starts groaning]

[actor continues groaning]

Reserl: Put your super-duper stick deeper, drill into my tight pussy ...

I'm turned on.

Man : This is a rich, moist, tight, little, sweet cunt.

I push up to your asshole.

That's nice, huh?

I'm turned on.

I'm turned on.

[sex noises audible on stage]

[audience laughing]

Prompter: Mother, oh poor mother. I share your grief.

Mother, oh mother. I share your grief.

[loud groans from Prompter]

[actor imitates groans]

Yes this is good.

Yes.

This is fantastic.

Go on ... Oh ... yes.

Yes, go on ... this is fantastic ...

Prompter: Lick it, deeper. Go on, faster.

Lick it, deeper. Go on, faster.

[audience loud laughing]

Drive into it.

M-Make me ready.

I'm bursting with lust.

Go on,

Yes ... yes ... well ... do that.

Yes ... yes ...

I'm coming soon.

I'm coming!

[grunts]

[shot in the background]

That was your cue, Reserl. Come on, on stage!

- You're crazy, it is much too early. - Didn't you hear the shot?

Man 1: Well, you're Director. - My cue!

This mess is over!

Somebody shot the Reserl, the poor Reserl. No more eggs.

[tearfully] No more eggs! Reserl, Reserl!

Reserl, your suffer has an end. Never again your egg for breakfast.

Oh mother, it's a pity, a pity.

[loud moaning]

I've loved you so... loved... loved.

I want to fuck you.

- Oh! - Yes!

[audience laughing]

Encore.

Bravo...

Bravo ... Encore ...

Bravo ... Encore ...

Bravo ... Encore ...

Come on, blow me.

Yes, grab it.

Yes ... against your mind. Yes, yes, I'm coming soon.

Yes, blow, blow!

Suck it out of my balls.

Yes.

Listen up, kids. You were just great.

That's the breakthrough, yes,

you are top and especially you, Reserl.

I'm really proud of you. Everybody stood his ground.

I'm so happy and therefore

I'll pay you one Mark more fee from tomorroy on.

Prompter: Excuse me, I have to pee. Director: Well, what do you say?

- I'll be right back. - Waitress, another round!

- Yes, we'll knock back that! Then it's off to the bowling alley. - Yes.

Director: What's happening, shall we die of thirst?

Beer!

Director: Well, come on. Waitress: Yes... yes...

What would you be without me? Province.

Backwoods.

- I have played at all major stages. - That's a real drag!

I've already stood on the stage when nobody even thought about you.

You beginner, you dilettante, You greasy comedian, you buffoon!

Actor: Hello, Mr. Mayor. Mayor: It was great, really.

Mayor: We extend the contract,

you're the biggest we've ever seen here in Bebenhausen.

Yes, strike!

Woman: I did it. Man: Now only the cocks count!

We just throw once again.

Yes.

Oh these asses ...

[call from the bowling alley] Where is our supply?

Holy shit! I close this fucking bowling alley.

Prompter: Faster... Faster...

Prompter: Hey, you're pretty hard going.

Man 1: Looks like we have the best brass band hired.

Does your's also blow so horny?

Man 2: Yes, and always in the same tone.

Man 1: I push right through, my horny little cunt.

These tits, this plump full tits.

A real pants jelly.

I want to guzzle you up for dessert.

You are a horny pussy, made to measure.

I chop into you, girl.

Move.

[murmurs something about the shitty prompter's box]

Prompter: Go on.

- Now you belong to me. Prompter: Yes... yes...

Prompter: Yes, Franzl. Faster, deeper, faster. Get into me. Come upon me.

Franzl: Take it out.

I'll grease you.

Get off on it, wank me.

Lick it off.

Does it taste good?

Put it in your hot mouth cunt.

Prompter: Oh... come on. Come.

Come over there.

- Yes. - Nice.

Come on.

[Loud groans]

Man 1: Your tits...

Man 1: Those awesome tits. It feels like bowling two strikes.

I want to be your baby, you buxom number.

Aah! Are they heavy. Yeah!

- Nice. - Yes, horny thing.

Come on, you horny pussy.

Franzl: Suck, suck, lick my cock.

I cannot stand this anymore.

I'll squirt soon.

Go on.

[Man in the background]: Close your legs together.

I usually perform this at the circus.

That's an act, huh? Impressive, isn't it?

Now I'll fill the skittles ball

and pass it to you as trophy, you horny pigs.

If you can also do that,

I'll fuck a free round for you, guys.

Now it is full.

End of the show. Goodbye!

Reporter: How do you do? - Good afternoon.

Excuse me if I approach you. but we are conducting a survey,

- May I ask you a few questions? - Of course.

- What do you think of the sex wave? - All right.

- Have you ever seen a porn movie? - Yes.

- Did you like it? - Sure.

What did you like best?

The intimacy, of course.

- Are you married? - Yes.

Would you like to cheat on your husband?

With you, gladly.

I see. Do you like to see a naked man?

Of course!

Where do you look first when you see a naked man?

The broad shoulders and the underframe.

The underframe, what does underframe mean?

Your penis of course, it's important.

Reporter: How do you do?

We are conducting a survey, may I ask you a few questions?

- Come a little closer to the camera. - Yes, please.

What do you think of the sex wave?

Oh, I think that's very good.

- Yes? - Yes, the sexual freedom we have now is very good.

Do you think that the sex wave is on the decline?

At the moment I don't think so.

- Have you ever seen a porn movie? - Yes.

- Did you like it? - Yes.

Did you learn anything?

I can't say.

Would you like to take part in a sex orgy?

Yes, I've already done that.

- You've done it already? - Yes.

When and how?

I did that in the summer at the nudist beach on Sylt. [Sylt: German island]

- And it was nice for you, right? - Yes.

- Did you like it too? - Yes, very much.

[(False) Priest]: Perhaps you remember me, Ladies and Gentlemen.

I am the frivolous, amorous and false reverend. Greet the Lord.

Who's sitting next to me? That's what I'm about to tell you.

Don't worry, I'll be brief.

Well, I've been... I was horny again, you get the idea.

I threw the invisibility cloak, say: frock, over my loins and went to a dreamy coastal town.

But soon I was facing a mishap in form of the man next to me.

I learned that he was a detective from vice squad...

and in search of a Priest

who didn't lead a celibate and chaste life on the beaches.

He wanted to catch him red-handed.

In short, this thing started to get interesting.

And what am I supposed to tell you? Take a look yourself.

Detective: Not that I have anything personal against you, Reverend,

but you must understand me.

This has nothing to do with your person,

please don't misunderstand me.

But, son, you're only doing your duty.

The best thing to do is to prove to you right away

that I'm not the one you're looking for, okay?

[Priest] And I threw myself into the beach life instantly.

Honestly, I was really horny already.

And the feeling of being constantly pursued

and being watched by vice squad...

gave me a tremendous feeling.

My sisters, imagine that I am the incarnate of the devil.

I beg you, run away from me as if you were possessed by the devil.

- That will save you a confession. Girl1: If he wants nothing more...

Girl1: we can do him the favor. Girl2: If you think so?

Detective: What's that supposed to mean? Does anyone know? I can't stand that.

Bloody job, where're they running to, my God!

Reverend! Reverend, wait, I'll help you, Reverend!

Reverend, I'm coming! Ow!

Where are they running to? Reverend!

[Priest] I followed the two girls.

Where did the one get the white coat?

Maybe she has stolen it, but I don't know.

It didn't interest me either,

I was as hot as Tabasco for the two sandhoppers.

And what a pace they presented, all the respect.

I had some natural obstacles to overcome,

but in the anticipation of sensual pleasures... I didn't care.

I kind of ran after love, followed by the weird guy from vice.

And he should run a lot, at least that's what I'd planned.

Finally I found my two nymphs.

Pumped out and with open thighs they lay ahead of me.

My little one got hard like a hammer immediately

and urged me to hurry.

Dear children, I have a little surprise for you.

What is it?

I want to thank you guys.

Let there be light!

Girl: Heaven has sent him to us.

Priest: Come here, those who are naked and thirsty.

Because you shall be satisfied.

Opens mouths and thighs, behold, I'm getting inside you.

And move on, you were made by God...

to man's pleasure.

Come here to me.

Girl: I like you.

Whenever I'm in the mood I'd come to you.

Then we could do it in the confessional,

that's something I've always wanted.

I feel like I'm in paradise.

The purest apples of paradise.

Go to hell, my poor devil.

I don't know you, you stand outside of me.

Only those who know hell can appreciate the Kingdom of Heaven.

Spit out what you can't hold. It'll do you good.

You'll be free from your torture soon, yes.

Oh yes... what must I suffer.

Oh, take my seed, my child, and wash your vicious sensual body.

What's mine is yours now.

[Detective] He's gotta be around here somewhere, right?

Detective: Reverend?

Why don't you give me a sign?

Reverend!

Oh, him. That's all that I needed!

My angel, look how far away he is from us.

- Yeah, go, please. Girl: Yes.

Girl: For God's sake, he looks familiar to me.

What am I going to do? I'd better get out of here.

- God's blessings. - And what about me?

Well...

- Reverend! - What's up, brother?

Detective: Well, you know... I don't want to disturb you. Priest: Greet the Lord...

Priest: No, you're not interrupting at all,

I am here for all anxious souls to protect them.

Your worries are my worries too.

You know, Reverend,...

how am I supposed to explain that? I owe you an apology.

Cause I had a certain suspricion, of course, completely unfounded.

I'm sorry, I really am. Please forgive me.

- Say something, punish me. - Shhh!

[♫] Priest: God moves in mysterious ways, son.

Priest: Now, if you'll excuse me, my dear. My little lambs are waiting for me.

You should look up to the sky more often, huh?

Detective: Now that knocks my socks off.

Greet the Lord! Keep up, my fairies, don't let me disturb you.

Greet the Lord.

Come here, sweethearts,...

you're being watched, don't turn around, the guy behind the newspaper.

Escape to the dunes. I'll catch up with you there. And put some sand in his eyes, okay?

God bless you!

Good morning, and don't forget, all good things come from above, my son.

Man: Go on, to me. Girl: Give me that.

Man: Come on, follow me, try to catch me!

Man: Not so fast!

Greetings, my dear ones, greetings.

Aah, there's a little eel left.

My devil wants to go back to hell.

Girl: Spray it onto me, please.

I want to see you cum, yes, yes, more, more!

Girl: Faster, faster.

Come!

Man: I'll be right there.

Get it out.

N ow.

The next spring tide is coming up, sweetie.

It's far from over with me, I'll drill you into the sand.

Detective: That's a knockout for the strongest shellback.

Hold on, banger.

Ah, that's lovely...

So nice...

Reverend, your friend is back!

Detective: What a bummer.

That was hard!

Priest: A mighty fortress is our God.

Girl: We've to bury him properly.

Man 1: But deep enough or his dick will look out.

Man 2: Now he can thrill starfish. [all laughing]

Man 1: And hurry! Girls: Hurry!

Detective: Where's the pig?

Where is...

Where's the pig?

Where?

Where is he? I've seen him clearly!

He can't have vanished into thin air. I've seen him clearly.

Girl: He's crazy. - He's not here either. Do you mind?

Girl: Just calm down. Are you not well? Detective: Let go of me.

- Is there anything we can do to help you? - You should let of me.

I beg you, here is really no pig.

- No pig? - We would've noticed that, wouldn't we?

- The poor guy has a heat stroke. - Ah, no.

Detective: No, no, please don't. [♫] Fly away!

Girl: A bull's-eye! [laughs]

Detective: No! No!

I don't deserve this. Why me?

Why me of all people? What's the matter with you?

[all laughing]

Man 1: So then we can go again, come, my sweety.

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[moans]

[♪]

Priest: Yeah, that's how the story ended.

My friend was completely exhausted, thanks to the seagulls. No, they really weren't trained.

To me it was like a miracle, how dead on target they dropped their load over the poor guy.

I had it easier with the cute girls, to get rid of my load.

That was a lovely vacation.

No... no.... [♫]

I don't think it's funny!

[♪] Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, that was pornography.

Or was it sex?

Well, I thought it was very sexy,...

but it was pornography.

No matter, it was a lot of fun for everyone involved.

That's the main thing.

I can only advise you, try it once.

Have the guts.

That's still better than shooting people.

I'm convinced...

...behind many windows in this town people are having sex.

Or pornography...

Can you tell me what the difference is?

I can't. Have a good time.

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