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[Collection of quotes from Team ZGDX one week ago.]

(Look at me.)

(I came here the moment I saw you in danger.)

(But, you never came to the top lane, ever.)

(Look at how I'm baiting him.)

(Look at me.)

(I'm dead.)

(I thought you were baiting him? Go ahead. Do it again.)

(You don't love me anymore.)

(Be careful!)

(Their Jungler is going to your lane!)

(The bush!)

(Who are you scolding?)

(I said the bush!)

(My goodness! I'm dead again!)

(I!)

(How dare you camp for me?)

(Who told you to camp for me?)

(How dare you camp the mighty Fatty?)

(I'll show you the consequences!)

(Dog my cats.)

(Fight!)

- (Hurry!) - (Push! Nice!)

(We're almost there!)

- (End it!) - (We can kill him!)

(Let's have dinner once we finish this match.)

(Fight!)

(Get high!)

- (Come on, get high!) - (Where's Brother Cheng?)

(Brother Cheng, where are you going?)

- (Brother Cheng!) - (Nice!)

(Brother Cheng, why aren't you talking?)

(You're a preschooler indeed.)

(My head is going to burst.)

I feel like pooping.

[ZGDX]

[You can do it]

[OPL]

[Falling Into Your Smile]

[Episode 11]

Alright, the first creep wave has spawned.

Let's take a look at the mid lane.

Their Mid is Susabi.

Susabi is an assassin Shikigamia who's good at ganking.

Although

it isn't too strong during the laning phase,

it can dash, it has crowd control, and it can dish out a huge amount of damage.

So, with Susabi,

if you don't deal with him in the early game,

it'll be hard to deal with him

when he's farmed during the late game stage.

Honestly speaking...

Guys,

honestly speaking,

their Jungler is my ex-boyfriend.

And we didn't break up in peace.

[AutoFull] I guess he's going to gank me later.

K,

if you don't help me out this time,

I'm going to die in front of you.

I will die for real this time.

I'm the Jungler.

I will visit your lane when I'm supposed to.

Missy,

the post regarding the e-sports' version of The Legend of White Snake

has me astounded.

How is that funny?

If you don't offend me, I won't offend you.

But, if you do offend me...

You're Xu Xian.

You're supposed to help the weak.

Let him regen his HP. He's so pitiful.

Fatty, let's fight.

Tank some damage and bait them to come.

Alright.

Go.

Fatty's Kuro Doji

is left with half HP after tanking two of the opponent's skills.

Can someone help me out?

Fatty used his ultimate!

And Butterfly has been slowed.

Chessman, delivering his combo,

[Seal. First Blood, assisted by] he has slain Butterfly!

Nice!

Disable him so that I can hit him.

I'm here. I'm disabling him.

Fatty has disabled Wang!

[Seal. Double Kill] With Chessman's damage,

he has performed a double kill!

My goodness, Chessman

has turned them into dust!

Long live our captain.

Tong Yao,

it's a pity that I didn't get your ex-boyfriend for the first blood.

Alright, Smiling is farming well in the mid lane.

But, Xiao Hua seems a bit anxious.

The exchange is not worth it for him.

God Yang is at the mid lane now.

Do they gank her or not?

Alright, God Yang is attacking her!

K!

Coming!

God Yang, what's wrong with you?

Smiling isn't doing too bad.

We need to change our strategy.

Let's change our strategy.

Alright.

Is Jian Yang trying to gank the top lane now?

Indeed,

[Defeated] Lao Mao was killed by God Yang.

So,

with this mistake,

they might take the Ryujin.

I guess

Team ZGDX will have no choice but to let go of the Ryujin.

We can see that God Yang is doing quite well.

After he gave up on the mid and bot lane,

he has killed Lao Mao twice.

He's farming very well.

But actually, both the mid and bot lane

are suppressed by their opponents.

Chessman has given Butterfly

tremendous pressure on their lane.

Is the bot lane ready?

I'm coming.

Let's fight.

Go.

Smiling is at the bot lane now. They're clashing.

Smiling has used her ultimate from the bush.

[Defeated] Chessman has hit the target with his ultimate.

Give me the kill.

I came all the way from mid lane.

Yet you took my kill.

I don't want to gank your lane anymore.

You'll poop in your pants if you continue to complain.

Can't you just forget about that?

No can do.

At least you shouldn't remind me about it.

[Defeated, assisted by]

[Fierce and swift] Smiling contributed a lot to the kill.

She caught them by surprise.

Team CK's bot lane is done for.

They won!

Look! My daughter won the battle!

Alright.

What do you mean by they won?

Why are they still fighting if they've won?

She just assisted Chessman

in getting the kill.

Calm down.

That's a feat as well.

You guys are having it fun, huh?

Do you guys know

that there's a thing called top lane in the game?

And my opponent is Lucky.

He got a buff from the start of the game.

I can't do anything against him.

How can I continue with this game?

K, when we were in our base camp,

you and I are glued together.

But now, you didn't even visit my lane.

You're such a dog.

We aren't a pair of Siamese twins.

Alright, fine.

I'll go to the top lane next.

Alright, I'm coming.

Let's go.

K, you and Lao Mao

should push the first tower on the top lane.

Alright.

At this moment, Lucky's ultimate is still on cooldown.

He's fragile.

Team ZGDX has been accurate with their timings.

But, Xiao Hua and God Yang have reached the top lane as well.

[Dominating] Three players

from both teams have started a clash on the top lane.

[Dominating] Lao Mao used his second skill to stun Lucky.

Smiling used her two-three combo, combined with her ultimate,

and Lucky was slain!

Let's take the Orochi.

Got it.

Coming.

K, save your Subdue.

Fatty, save your ultimate.

[Mulan of e-sports]

Chessman

is leading his team with a rapid pace today.

[Sealed successfully]

My goodness! That was fast!

I couldn't even react to it in time.

We have the advantage now.

Continue.

Gather at mid lane and push their high ground.

Okay, got it.

Let's push mid.

Let's go!

Team ZGDX has begun their assault on the mid lane.

Are they going to end the game now?

Team ZGDX has destroyed the third tower!

They're in their base right now!

You guys can do it.

You guys can do it.

[End]

[Sealed completely] They're attacking the base!

It's destroyed!

- That was so quick! - Nice!

They destroyed their base!

End of match!

Let's congratulate Team ZGDX

for winning the opening match!

Chessman, that was so cool!

Smiling did a beautiful job

during the last match as well.

Yes.

She's the top Tamamo-no-Mae indeed.

It's fine.

Let's do a better job next time.

♪The people who came for you♪

♪Treat it as if a show of respect♪

Smiling!

Smiling!

Jian Yang was so pitiful in this match.

♪We will be your hero♪

♪We will be your hero♪

God Yang, what's wrong with you just now?

You weren't yourself at all during the last match.

It's either you were too slow,

or you didn't get your teammates' signal.

You've been feeding the enemy team.

You didn't follow

our strategy at all.

I'm sorry, coach.

I don't want your apology.

I want you

to pull yourself together for the next match.

For the last match,

Team ZGDX ended the game quickly.

According to my observation,

Chessman wasn't at his best form as well.

So, for the next match,

we'll delay the game until the late game stage.

Okay?

Understood.

Xiao Hua.

God Yang,

you were defeated by your old rival and your ex-girlfriend.

I guess it was a terrible experience for you.

Do you feel heartbroken?

No.

I feel like I'm having a heart attack.

[OPL]

I've seen this before.

Did the match end?

Have you read your Weibo?

E-Sports Farm is saying

that there are two wild dogs that couldn't be controlled

on Team ZGDX.

Is that so?

I don't read Weibo.

This is hilarious.

Smiling,

why are you applying makeup?

Everyone is watching the replay.

No one has time for you.

As one of the wild dogs of the team,

I need to be beautiful.

Missy,

you're caring about your image more than Brother Cheng now.

I think

you've been influenced by K.

We're talking about the wild dog here.

Don't try to drag me into this.

What's wrong with that?

You stupid fool.

Brother Cheng, you're having a fever?

We need to end this swiftly.

Are you serious?

Brother Cheng is having a fever,

and Tong Yao needs to take a poop.

What should we do about the next match?

[ZGDX VS CK]

Why do I think Chessman

is out of form for this match?

Yes, he's not doing as well as in the previous match.

He has been pressured by Butterfly since the early game.

We can focus on the bot lane.

Yes.

Seems like Chessman isn't at his best right now.

Brother Cheng, get back. I'll support you.

Come to the bot lane.

Coming.

- Go! - God Yang is following up with his damage.

He has slain Chessman.

Fatty's Ichimokuren escaped with a sliver of his HP.

Seems like Team CK is doing a great job.

Nice.

- Not bad at all. - Nice.

Captain, are you okay?

I'm fine.

Fatty, help out the other lanes.

I'll try to farm in the bot lane.

Alright, you should be careful then.

Come, let's take the Orochi.

- Alright. - Coming.

So, is Team CK going to take the Orochi?

Won't it be risky for them?

It shouldn't be that bad.

Chessman has just respawned.

And Team CK's creep waves are pushing the bot lane.

They're taking the Orochi.

Don't go first. Wait for us.

If Team CK wishes to fight them,

it's five versus four. According to the statistics,

Team ZGDX has to risk it in order to have a chance of winning.

Where is Smiling going?

Don't tell me she's going to fight 1v5?

Go!

Smiling has engaged the enemies!

Be careful!

To the side!

- Be careful. - Butterfly, be careful!

Smiling has predicted Butterfly's escape.

She's using her ultimate!

Butterfly was slain!

Guys, come quickly.

We can take over the Orochi.

Alright, I'm coming.

Coming.

I'm on my way as well.

- They're coming. - We must defend this.

Lao Mao has rushed into the pit with his ultimate.

He stunned God Yang with his third skill.

Smiling has slain Xiao Hua with her first skill!

She has a double kill!

Take the Orochi now!

Don't run away!

Wang has used his ultimate!

Jian Yang and Lucky are targeting Smiling right now!

Smiling has evaded one of their skills!

But, Lucky got her with his skill.

And, Fatty has come to the rescue.

[Seal. Triple Kill] Smiling is safe!

Lucky was slowed! Triple kill!

What are you guys doing?

Lucky was slowed! Triple kill!

Let's retreat.

Missy, you're amazing!

My goodness.

Let's take the Orochi.

Alright, let's go.

Three members of Team CK have been slain.

It's a three for zero.

Team ZGDX did a beautiful job during the last fight.

Yeah, especially Smiling.

She was really fierce.

She attacked them without hesitation.

And she landed her ultimate perfectly.

Let's end this with one push.

We can push the tower.

Alright. Coming.

Brother Cheng, can I go and bait them?

Fatty, is your ultimate ready?

Five seconds.

Alright, I'll go and bait them then.

Three, two, one.

Go.

Spread out.

Calm down.

Seems like Team ZGDX wants to end this in one go.

I'll pull back for now.

You guys should tank the damage for me.

Calm down.

I'll tank the damage, you guys can push.

Two seconds.

We'll wait for you.

Defend our tower!

The tower is more important!

Go! K, follow up!

[Super Savior, Assist]

- Go to the bot lane. - Protect our ADC.

Double kill! Smiling has done it again!

Let's end this.

Don't stand too far apart.

Get closer.

He's trying to return to the fountain,

but K is chasing after him.

Tong Yao is using her ultimate!

Triple kill!

- Nice! - Attack the tower!

Destroy their third tower.

Let's go!

Let's congratulate Team ZGDX for winning the match once again!

[Unparalleled]

Yes!

The salted fish maiden has proved her worth today.

Yes!

- Yes! - Smiling was so fierce!

Even though Chessman wasn't at his best,

Team ZGDX

has come up at the top once again!

The top Tamamo-no-Mae isn't a joke!

She did a great job!

She was amazing!

[Victory]

She's amazing!

This is the true victory.

Tong, our daughter has won.

My daughter is amazing.

But of course.

She's my daughter.

Are you finally accepting her now?

Enough.

Just finish your snack.

Smiling!

You were amazing!

Tong Yao.

K.

Sorry.

I was too nervous today...

I was trying to say

that you did great today.

Thank you.

Let's go.

[DEFEAT]

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Let go of me.

You became stronger.

Yeah.

I will shake your hands more often in the future,

until the day you retire from the scene.

Let go of me.

You're so rude.

See you in the next match.

Good luck.

[ZGDX GAMING VICTORY]

Smiling!

Let's welcome Chessman and Smiling

to the stage.

Let's welcome Tong Yao and Brother Cheng.

Today,

they're the MVPs of the team

twice in a row.

Tong Yao, I have a question for you.

I heard

that you were so nervous before the match

that you blundered a quote of the match for us.

Is that true or not?

I...

It's normal for a country kid

to be nervous about her first competition.

Brother Cheng, I have something to ask.

Did you end the match early today

in order to avenge your team's defeat at the Spring Playoffs?

Not at all.

It's just a normal match.

If so, Brother Cheng,

please rate the performance

of your new Mid, Smiling, for the opening match.

She was the MVP of the second match.

Did she meet your expectation?

I guess so.

Alright, let's thank them for the interview.

Thank you, Brother Cheng and Tong Yao.

Thank you.

Everyone, thank you for coming here today.

Our interview for the MVPs has ended.

For the last fight, there were four people on the top lane.

For the last fight, there were four people on the top lane.

I rushed in straight away...

You're finally back.

We were waiting for you.

You're so childish.

Yeah.

- You couldn't win without me. - Where's Brother Cheng?

Brother Cheng went back early as he was sick.

Pack up your things.

Don't be late for the carnival later.

This is no fun at all.

What's wrong?

Brother Rui, can I skip

tonight's event as well?

What's wrong with you again?

Are you trying to arrange for Brother Cheng's funeral?

I...

I...

I dirtied my pants.

Did you poop in your pants?

No.

I'm having my period.

It's lucky

that I used DiDi Chuxing to call a cab for Brother Cheng.

I guess they haven't gone far.

I'll call him to return here.

Mister? Yes, it's me.

Can you please return here?

Another member of ours needs to return to our base camp.

Yes, I'm really sorry for this.

He'll be here soon. Wait a moment.

Thank you, Brother Rui.

What's wrong?

Your manager told me to pick up another member.

What's wrong?

I'm here to take care of you since you're not feeling well.

I know I'm having a fever,

but it hasn't damaged my brain.

What's going on?

I dirtied my pants.

Did you poop in your pants?

Stay away from me.

You can't smell it since your nose is stuck.

It hurts my eye.

Missy,

please strap on your seat belt.

Alright.

Mr. Li? Why are you here?

What a coincidence.

Have you ever considered

being my chauffeur?

Actually,

it doesn't matter if you buy a car or not right now.

With DiDi Chuxing,

it's like you're owning a car.

Not only are we protecting the environment with this,

you don't need to pay the parking fees as well.

Yeah.

Hello, Jin Yang?

Yao Yao, listen.

You were so cool today.

Where are you right now?

Why did you disappear all of a sudden?

I'm having my period.

I need to deal with it immediately.

I'll hang up now.

Guys, buckle up.

We'll depart now.

Alright.

[ZGDX GAMING]

(I went to witness the opening match of the National Championship.)

(After the match, they were shaking hands with each other.)

(God Yang)

(wasn't willing to let go of Smiling.)

( I saw everything as I'm in the first row.)

(God Yang and Smiling,)

(please be a couple!)

(Make sure Brother Cheng takes his medicine.)

[Xiao Rui]

(He's an adult.)

(Can't he just take his medicine by himself?)

(He will never take them if you ask him to take them alone.)

(We have no choice. Please help us out.)

(We'll be out of a captain if he dies on us right now.)

(We can ask Fatty to take over his spot.)

(If so, no one will help you out)

(when you argue with Lu Yue.)

(Fatty can't deal with Lu Yue.)

(Lately, he has been serving Lu Yue)

(as he felt guilty towards him.)

(He even passed food to him during meal time.)

(Where's the first-aid kit?)

[It's on top of the fridge.]

[Paracetamol]

Captain, time to take your medicine.

Why did you sneak into my room?

Xiao Rui wants me to monitor you as you take your medicine.

Leave it over there. I'll take them later.

You can sleep after you're done taking them.

Here you go.

The water is too hot. Get me a new cup.

Do you know this?

The period pain we suffer every month,

it'll be as painful as the pain we suffer during childbirth if we multiply it by three.

Do you know how painful it is for a woman during childbirth?

It's like forcing your lower lip

to stretch and cover your entire head.

It's that painful.

So, every time when I'm having my period,

even if Godzilla were to invade Earth,

I can drive it back into the sea with just one kick.

It's because

it's interrupting me when I'm trying to be a beautiful girl.

So, drink your water and take your medicine.

Don't push your luck.

Drink more of it.

You need to drink more warm water when you're sick.

Oh yeah,

you can't take medicine on an empty stomach.

I'll order some deliveries. What do you want?

I want to die.

It's not that I'm not allowing you to die.

But, this is not the time for it.

Sire, even if you want to die,

you need to die after you get rid of the rebel, Lu Yue.

What do you want to eat?

Braised chicken rice, mala hotpot,

Japanese cuisine, or Korean dishes?

You're not allowed to say no.

Why do you still have a great appetite when you have a stomachache?

You're having Japanese cuisine when you have a stomachache?

I'm ordering them for you.

I want some porridge.

I want some porridge as well.

I want white porridge

with brown sugar.

Just order for deliveries.

We have brown sugar in the kitchen.

I'll drink the porridge by myself when it's here.

What's wrong?

They don't sell white porridge.

The shops with white porridge weren't highly rated.

Forget about it. I'll cook them myself.

Since I'm not used to the white porridge they cook outside.

You should take a nap first.

I'll wake you up when the porridge is done.

Will we ever get better?

What are you doing?

Why did you come downstairs?

Just send me a message if you need water.

I'll bring them to you.

Move aside.

What's going on?

When Godzilla is invading Earth,

women can't touch any water.

Tell me when it's done.

I'll go upstairs now.

Why did you turn your head back?

Why are you following me?

Brother Cheng, do you have a girlfriend?

No.

I wasn't curious.

I'm just asking.

You don't feel like telling me?

It's not that.

I was staying at home during my university years.

My mother will order me around

for a certain period in a month.

So, since young, I've learned

that women have the right to do anything they want

for a certain period every month.

Is that so?

I guess it must've been tough on you.

That's why I chose to stay in the dorm after that.

I didn't return home even though it was hot during summer.

You're really a great man.

I won't get into a relationship easily.

Is that so?

You don't look like

you like humans.

What did you say?

It's not that I don't like humans.

I just like games better than humans.

If I had to get into a relationship,

I wish my partner would be better than me at gaming.

(A human who's better at gaming than Chessman?)

(And a woman?)

(Is he out of his mind?)

I'm done for.

It's either he dislikes women

or he dislikes humans.

What do you mean?

He said he's only going to date someone

who's better at gaming than him.

How about Rubik's cube, Onmyoji,

and The Untamed?

He didn't say which kind of game, am I right?

My tummy isn't feeling well.

Lie down, have some warm water later.

Why are you here?

You should sleep longer.

The porridge isn't done yet.

What are you doing?

I'm watching live streams.

Is the live stream too noisy?

Did I interrupt you?

I'm sorry.

I'll lower the volume.

You should go to sleep.

No need for that.

I thought you were scalded by the hot porridge.

How is that possible?

I'm not that...

Don't you know how to make yourself a hot water bag?

I...

How should I know if there's any hot water bag in our base camp?

How would you know if you didn't ask in the first place?

Wait for me.

(As the male god of e-sports,)

(Brother Cheng doesn't speak much during our matches.)

(He usually does his own things)

(unless)

(it's necessary to take command.)

(With so many useless talks going on between them,)

(I guess he has learned how to filter them out.)

(Maybe he wasn't listening to them)

(in the first place.)

This is?

Our fans gave it to us.

How could you touch a young lady's tummy

just like that?

What, you think you're a cat?

You have to marry me if we were living in the ancient era.

I thought I was doing a kind deed?

Why should I be punished for that?

If we were living in the ancient era, I would've married you 800 times.

After that, I would've divorced you 800 times.

Divorce me after marrying me

for 800 times?

Don't you think you're being too much?

I don't know.

Maybe it's because I became blind all of a sudden.

Brother Cheng,

I'm sorry.

I was supposed to take care of you.

In the end, you're the one who's taking care of me.

When did you say

you were taking care of me?

You came back because

you had a stomachache.

Why hasn't your fever subsided yet?

Do you think

the medicine you brought me was a miraculous pill?

Let's go. It's my turn

to take care of you.

Is your tummy not hurting anymore?

It does hurt.

Forget about it then.

I don't want a person with a stomachache

to roll on my carpet later.

But, someone needs to take care of you.

I don't need that.

You do.

I don't need that.

You do.

Let's go.

- I don't need that. - You do.

You do need someone to take care of you.

I don't need that.

Your objection doesn't matter.

Let's go.

I don't need that.

You do.

I don't need that.

You do.

I don't need that.

I told you so.

Hurry.

We're back!

Hurry.

- We're back. - We're back!

We brought some delicacies for you guys.

Where are they?

Don't tell me both of them fell asleep after taking their medicine?

I need to see how Brother Cheng is doing.

God Ming.

What are you doing?

Did you see a ghost?

I...

When I went upstairs, they...

Don't tell me my brother died?

- Are you serious? - Let's take a look.

What are you doing?

What's wrong?

Did you see a ghost?

It's more terrifying than a ghost.

What is it?

♪Reasonings and expectations♪

♪Don't seem to be my inner monologue♪

♪Should I be myself or run away♪

♪Am I supposed to just go with the flow?♪

♪You walk across the sea of stars♪

♪Those corners of my heart open unexpectedly♪

♪I guess there really is someone♪

♪Who can understand my helplessness♪

♪I slowly walk out of my loneliness♪

♪I start to believe♪

♪In the chemistry between us♪

♪That fate can be changed♪

♪Because of our determined efforts♪

♪It won't go to waste♪

♪The wins and losses under our fingertips♪

♪The sea of crowds cheering for us tomorrow♪

♪Your gaze makes me fall deeper in love♪

♪Welcome sunshine♪

♪Let's welcome the sunshine together♪

♪Do you still remember♪

♪When we watched the shooting stars pass by together♪

♪Countless times have we heard♪

♪The wishes we made that night♪

♪We promised♪

♪We wouldn't leave any regrets in our youth♪

♪If I have a dream♪

♪I'll chase after the light♪

♪I'll chase after the light♪

♪If I have a dream♪

♪I'll chase after the light♪

♪The moment we look forward to it♪

♪We'll light up the night♪

♪The sillier our stubbornness to persist♪

♪The more determined we are to climb back to glory♪

♪Remember our moment at the top♪

♪We'll welcome the sunshine together♪