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Delight.

Yes, you really did a great job.

You're the only one who's able to highlight the best parts of me.

Only because I couldn't find the bad ones. - There aren't any.

You're being a naughty girl now.

We have to choose the cover shoot by tomorrow, please don't seduce me.

You're too provocative, it's hard to work with you.

Why? - Because you're too sexy and I just can't control myself...

But you just said we have to choose the cover shoot!

That's true, but it's also true that in two hours you're leaving for Italy...

for that inheritance thing...

and you'll be away for such a long time...

Keep your hands off me. This cover is very important to me.

Duty comes first.

We can watch the pictures while we're making love.

Actually, it turns me on even more.

I'm going to miss you, genius.

Oh Delight, you're really a delight!

Hey, stop! That's the one I wanted!

A+ chassis.

And look at those melons!

They sure look ripe. - indeed.

Hey, Babybottle, the only melons you've ever seen in your life

are the ones at the grocery store.

Look who's talking, the great playboy.

Not to brag but when it comes to melons I'm an expert.

Oh, cut it off!

What's so special about her... - Guess what...- Those idiots.

Hey you cretins, why are you drooling over that magazine?

Don't break our balls!

Look at those boobs... who wouldn't want to hold a pair like that.

A woman's breasts are a primary erogenous zone.

Everything about her is primary! - Oh yeah.

She's just a hag with a lot of makeup on

She's all dolled up like she's ready for Halloween.

I bet she's not that hot in person.

I'd party the whole year with a chick like that, not only at Halloween.

It seems like you've never seen a real woman.

And you're right. I see no real women around here, just kindergarten material.

You oaf!

Don't get mad, they're just a bunch of jerks.

Hey, boys! A prey is approaching. - A perfect ten.

Come on, now!

Hit and sunk! - Not bad, wasn't she? Good job, guys.

The same old idiots.

Hey guys! Turn it on, now!

Missed target. - Too bad.

Claudio? - Hi. - I was looking for you.

Listen, I have a favor to ask. Your brother forgot all the documents at home

Could you pick'em up and bring'em at my studio?

You can't even have a sandwich in peace.

Mrs. Notary? Do you have a cigarette?

No cigarettes at your age! -Uff... - I've got some candy.

I'll take the candy, then.

Guys, I bet she's got see through panties and suspenders.

I say pantyhose and no underwear.

She's a notary. Practicality comes first. - Go, now!

Don't forget Claudio, see you at 5 o'clock!

You owe me 2500 liras.

Hey, Babybottle.

That yuppie brother of yours has got some good taste. - Ah Ah.

Please! Hello, please! Could you stop in here, please?

What the f... - Hello!

That's not possible! It's a hallucination.

Or a first rate movie.

My car is not working...

and I'm not good at these things.

Don't worry, I'll be glad to handle them for you.

I can't see a thing there. I can see everything instead.

It's really her!

Excuse me, my car is not working, understand?

What a chick! - Oh my god!

Listen, please... - Why are you screaming?

Excuse me, can you give me a lift to the next gas station?

I have a very very important meeting.

If you give a me a lift I'll give you a small tip. - Ok.

You're very kind. Thank you very much.

Get on the bike, wonder woman!

Look at this...

Calm down Claudio, you're just living a music video.

Who's that girl? - That lucky bastard!

Must be a hooker he picked up from the streets.

But I've already seen her somewhere...

No, that can't be!

Guys, I'm seeing things.

It must be a collective hallucination then.

Don't worry guys. It's all just a movie.

Excuse me, but why have we stopped here?

I'm in a hurry, where's the gas station? - Hold on tight, American bunny!

The movie must be nine weeks and a half.

There you are. - Thank you.

Don't worry baby. It's been a blast, even better than a Vasco Rossi concert.

But you've really been an angel, I don't know how to thank you.

I know how, but better not unleash the savage beast.

Can I ask you a question? You're Delight, aren't you? - Yes, I am.

I saw your nude pictures.

You tease and then play the saint. I'll show you who Carlo Provenzano is.

Well, you weren't really naked, you were always wearing something.

Let's say almost naked.

Anyway, very artistic photos. Very expressive close ups.

You're very nice.

It's my job and the photographers are very good, one in particular.

Do you want a signed photo? - Yes, sure.

What's your title... I mean your name?

It doesn't really matter, but could you write...

To Claudio, with a lot of love. Thank you.

Too late, I already wrote

To Claudio, with simpathy. There you go.

Thanks anyway.

Wow, they'll all die of envy, down at the Burghy Bar.

Well if there's anything else you need..

No darling, thanks. - It's been a pleasure.

And thank you for the picture. - Bye bye.

I'll meet Marta first and then right back at Burghy's.

That's how I'm going to tell it.

I saw a miniskirt and...

no, it's better I saw two melons and I recognized them immediately.

Marta Becchelli. Notary.

Claudio, where have you been? - I ran into a lot of troubles.

And my brother? Is he still here? - Yes, he's with the notary.

Hi, Marta.

About time! - I ran out of gas, I had to walk.

Always an excuse...

and I'm out of cigarettes too. - I'll get them for you. - No, forget it.

Matteo, please sit down.

You're getting on my nerves with all this walking around.

I can't sit, I'm too nervous. Have patience Marta but I'm worried.

I just hope nothing bad happened to her.

Your cousin Carol is not a child.

She's 24 and if she wanted to rent a car to come here she must have her reasons.

But she's from the U.S., not Viterbo.

She might get lost here. I should've picked her up at the airport.

Damn, no cigarettes.

Had any other appointments today? - No, it has to be her.

Please, come in.

Miss Gennaro. - Good morning. - Good afternoon.

I'm Carol Gennaro. - I'm notary Becchelli. - Nice to meet you.

He's your cousin Matteo. - At last we meet, Carol. - Hello.

And that's your cousin...

Where's Claudio? He was there a second ago.

That's not true. It's not possible.

Delight is my cousin Carol.

Twilight zone stuff. That's crazy.

The castle is at risk of permanent degradation.

Therefore it would become hard to sell.

Furthermore your lawyer wrote me that your intention

is to sell it and share the earnings with your cousins.

That's for sure.

I live in New York, I wouldn't know what do with an Italian castle.

Even thought it would be awesome if I could take it with me to Manhattan.

Claudio, what a surprise! - Where have you been hiding?

Come here and meet our cousin Carol.

Hi Carol. Or Delight.

He's the one who rescued me. My little cousin.

So you had run out gas, eh? BS as usual.

I had some trouble with my car and he was so sweet...

In the meantime you can sign this, miss Gennaro.

Do you think it will take a lot of time to get everything sorted out?

No, things will move faster now you're here.

I'll make arrangements to organize the auction as soon as possible.

Are you in such a hurry to go back to the States?

Well, sure, because i have lot of work.. how do you say... - Lavoro. - Right

I work in the USA.

And we'll make sure you'll be back there very soon.

Oh thank you very much. You're very nice, mrs. Notary.

Let's go now. Someone's waiting at home and she's really wants to meet you.

I'm coming.

Hello? Provenzano House.

Yes, tell me. Are you looking for Carol?

She's not here yet.

Hold on, I'm taking a pen. Ok, go on.

Photographic studio. All right.

Don't worry, I'll have her call you back tomorrow morning. Goodbye.

Look here. The sauce was almost getting burned.

A photographic studio. Who knows what they wanted.

She's not even here yet and they're already looking for her.

Here they come.

Come in. - Miss...

So you're Carol, Rosa's daughter! Oh, you're such a beauty!

Carol, she's aunt Pina. You don't know her but she knows a lot about you.

I saw your mother growing up. It seems yesterday when she left

for the USA with your father. They were really a lovely couple.

Maybe we should let her make herself at home, don't you think aunt Pina?

Oh yes, of course. I'm sorry but it's such a joy to see you.

Claudio, carry the bags upstairs. - They are heavy. Please, Matteo, help him out.

Ok. - I'll take care of this brother.

Half a hour of exercise every morning and my muscles are perfectly tonified.

I could uproot a tree with my own hands.

Damn, what's inside these bags?

I've never eaten so well , not even in the fanciest American restaurants..

And to finish, the dessert. Your mother loved it.

I love chocolate cake too.

Welcome in the family Carol. I'm proud to have such a beautiful cousin.

And I'm proud to have two cousins like you.

You could have invited notary Becchelli too.

Right, why isn't she here? She's pretty much part of the family.

Did you know Deli...I mean Carol that the notary and Matteo...

Unfortunately, notary Becchelli was busy.

I'll meet her later, we're going to Milan together.

Aunt Pina, you're an amazing cook. That's delicious!

It's haute patisserie, so mouth-watering...

Thank you so much. You'll see how many more delicious things I'll cook for you.

Well, to be honest I should really look after my diet

You know, I'm a model, and models must always be very fit,

not to skinny but also not too fat - Sure, not too fat.

I've got my lifting weights in my suitcase, I do a lot of exercise.

By the way, somebody called from the photo studio, they left their number.

You must call them back tomorrow morning

Oh yes, it's about a lingerie photo shoot I have to do here in Italy.

What? You're a lingerie model? - Yes.

She also does nude, I've seen her pics.

Really? Nude, that's interesting.

It's a job like any other, no need to be scandalized. - I am not.

Aunt Pina, did anyone else call? From The US?

No, my dear, only the photo studio. - Maybe they did when you were out...

No, I've been here the whole time.

Oh well, he'll call me tomorrow.. - Who?

My boyfriend Brian.

Well, I'm very tired. Do you mind if I get some rest?

Not at all. The trip must have been very tiring...

I have to change the sheets first. I had a lot to do here in the kitchen.

No problem, I can wait.

Bye. Bye.

Come with me, Carol. - Carol? - Yes.

I'm leaving tomorrow. - With notary Becchelli.

Yes, it's about the sale of the castle.

Now that it's empty it's even more striking.

I'd wish we could visit it together one of these days.

Yes, sure. Goodbye. - Goodbye.

Give me the magazine with the naked cousin.

It wasn't mine, yuppie. - Too bad. I was curious.

And she's not even that hot. It looks like you've never seen a woman bef...

Look who's talking! The great playboy! What do you know about women...

Go to hell!

We'll be away only for two days. You're packing a lot of stuff.

You look a bit nervous today, honey.

I'm not nervous, just lots of things to think about. That american cousin...

It doesn't seem a sacrifice to think about her, does it?

Please don't act jealous now.

I won't but I don't like the way you're staring at her.

What are you talking about? She's my cousin! And with a woman like you...

Carola Gennaro. - Please don't think about her now.

Your brother looked very interested as well.

No way...he has a long way to walk before he can become a yuppie like me.

I've been so rude, a real jerk.

She didn't look pleased when I mentioned she also does nude photos.

What is she doing? She's naked.

Oh God, why does she have to be so hot? She's my cousin.

The same old cretins.

Pull me higher! - I can't. I'm not Arnold or the Incredible Hulk.

Stop breakdasncing down there I can't see a thing.

Higher, I said.

Holy crap! Ahh!

You bloody perverts!

You're going to pay for this Babybottle. You almost broke my skull.

It's not like we were taking her away from you anyway.

You don't like to share with your mates, don't you?

Where do you think you are going? - Try to guess.

Come on. Im going to show her things she's never seen before.

Don't move.

Have you seen some action movies on TV to get you this pumped up?

You fake though guy! - I must break you!

Why didn't you call me back, love?

It doesn't matter, you'll call me tomorrow, won't you?

Good night.

Good night to you too.

Ah, the lights.

Let me go, I'm going to smash his bloody face!

Don't do it, or I'm going to annihilate him.

Enough with the bickering, the both of you. There's a solution.

First of all, it's not OK for you to get Delight because she's your cousin.

The most he can shag is the sleeping beauty in the wood.

It's OK, she's American. She grew up drinking protein shakes.

And I've already had a taste of her, she's crazy for me.

To Claudio, with love and libido. Understood?

Got it? Libido, signed Delight. - What a schmuck!

Did you like that Andy? - I'm going to destroy you!

Don't fight, guys! - What's going on down there?

Nothing, aunt Pina. Just saying hi to my friends.

This one speaks american too. - Come on, get inside, it's late.

Swear that you're going to invite her at the party at the castle.

And if someone wants to flirt with her he can try.

Watch out, she's going to slap your face to death. She's also a karate back belt.

She's going to melt on me like cotton candy. Believe it.

What you say?

I swear she'll be at the party, and you won't even be a blip in her radar.

Time to go bed, kids! - I'm coming.

Let's go, girls. - What do we do? - Let's follow the idiots.

I'm the fastest... I'm the best...

I'm the fastest... I'm the best...

That's how you deal with such a hottie.. at first all caring and sweet and then..

By the way... a slice of chocolate cake for the American chick.

Hey, what's that? Crazy stuff,.

She keeps her underwear in the fridge. It must be some new american fetish.

Ah, good morning.

What are you doing with my panties dear cousin?

Do you want to make a sandwich with them?

Oh, they were in the fridge, I thought they were edible.

I understand it may look strange, but that's and old model's trick.

We keep the underwear in the frigde to prevent body sweat.

Especially under the armpots. - Armpits. - Yes, right.

Hey, I made you some breakfast. - Oh, so sweet...

But I already had coffee at 5 a.m., when I woke up to go jogging.

Good morning Carol. - Good morning.

Good morning aunt Pina. - Already up? Strange, you always wake up at noon.

Look here darling, fresh eggs. Do you want to drink one?

You're spoiling me, dear aunt! - Don't even say that. And you?

Hey, do you want an egg? Hey! Hey!

I see, you'd need at least an eggnog.

Can you feel it darling? Warm, just came out of the chicken's ass.

I'm coming.

I have... would you like to see the... - Carol, it's for you! - Yes, sure.

From New York? - No, it's from the bar dwon the road.

They're waiting for you for the kinky photoshoot.

Perfect!

Hey, you! Buzz off!

That imbecile, he doesn'tget it... he's got get away from there!

Please get on the other side, you and your shitty motorcycle! Come on!

More languid, Delight!

Good!

Again! More! Very good!

Keep going like this Delight! You're doing great!

Begin undressing.

Yes, that's good!

Stand up now. Take off the jacket.

Light her well.

Oh, you're so beautiful!

Come on, run my horse!

Faster! I want to see her frontal!

You're awesome Delight!

Keep going, don't stop!

Take off your bra!

Wonderful!

You're so hot!

Villa Flavia Clinic.

Take him to doctor Pianovita.

Of my God. Is it serious, doctor?

No, just a few bruises.

I'm a rock. I just need to go home and have a nap.

Do you think we can take him home doctor?

Yes, but you'd better keep an eye on him

Of course, I will take of care of him personally.

Fine. Please, follow me, I'll show you how to do the medication.

Let's go my dear.

What a lucky incident! The hot cousin is going to take care of me.

So much responsabilities and pain for these kids!

Matteo is a grown man but the other one

He's so cute. And lucky to have an aunt like you.

It must be difficult to grow up without parents.

Remember to take his temperature! - Don't worry, I'll do.

How are you feeling? - Very bad.

Look what your cousin brought to you. A big portion of lasagna.

I have a very big portion for you too.

I'd stay ill for the rest of my life with a nurse like you.

And now show me your butt, my little patient.

Did it hurt? - No, you just pierced me to death.

Not even an earthquake will take me out of this bed.

Oh, it's very high! No lasagna or lamb, I'll get some broth.

No, not the broth! I don't want it! No! - Yes, yes. - No, no!

Hello? - Hello, my love. I can hear your voice at last!

Hello, my dear. How are you? How's working with the Italian photographer?

But you always talk about work! I wish you were here.

I'm wearing a see-through baby doll that would drive you crazy.

I miss you Brian, I'm caressing myself now,

wishing I was in your arms now. Please, say something nice.

Darling very early here, it's only 8 a.m. - I know it's 8 a.m., darling.

But you're always ready for me, aren't you?

Come on, say some of those sweet words you always say to me.

Brian! You almost seem annoyed to hear me!

Darling, I'm here all alone! I've been thinking about you all the time,

waiting for your call. - I know, I know.

You obviously forgot about me.

No, it's not that, darling, I've just been busy.

Yes, your darling Brian has been very busy tonight! - Shut up!

Hello? Hello? Delight? Hello? Hello?

Bad luck in love dear cousin? The yankee hunk dumped you?

Hello? Hello? Oh, damn.

Claudio, what's wrong?

Oh my God, I'm calling the doctor immediately!

No, don't leave. I'm scared of thunder.

But you're in a feverish state. Let me call aunt Pina at least.

No, don't go!

They all left me alone. Matteo, my parents.

And I'm scared of being alone during a thunderstorm.

Oh poor puppy, don't worry. I won't move from here.

I'll sleep her with you. You look so small.

Even the small ones grow and I'm growing right now!

You're weak and defenseless now

but one day you'll grow up and become a man.

You'll become a traitor, a liar

and you'll make some woman suffer like I'm suffering now.

Don't cry for that jerk, he's not worth it. He's not worthy of you.

But you... you! - Me... me...

come here, I'm going to give you some tongue.

But you... - Don't make noise. Aunt Pina is sleeping.

You're just a pig! A pig like all the others!

Did I start badly? Was I lacking in the foreplay?

What's wrong? Don't you like me?

I like you a lot. I swear that if we do it I won't tell anyone.

Pig!

Here's the key for your room. You'll find a big surprise as well!

Ass-h-ole!

Hey! Do you think I'm not macho enough for you, miss naked ass?

Let go off me, coward! Brat! -Right, I'm a brat.

I can read the headlines: horny model rapes a hapless minor! What about that?

Come on, cousin. Don't act like that, I'm going to take care of your pansy.

You won't regret it.

- Oh God!

What happened? Oh my God! What happened?

Nothing, dear auntie. Little Claudio had some fever hallucinations

and fell off the stairs.

Now I'm going to give him some sleeping pills and tomorrow he'll be just fine.

I love you. - And I hate you. Give me the key.

You can keep the surprise, it's not really worth much.

Delight, what a wonderful name. What does it mean?

Delizia. But for you, never.

Take your sleeping pills before going to bed.

What a pain in the ass...

We won't find many people at this hour. Most likely, we'll be the only ones.

Don't worry, it will be more romantic.

What did you say? - Nothing, nothing.

What a beautiful place! Really breath taking.

And you've seen nothing yet. This way.

Damn, it's packed full. - Oh, yes, such a solitary place.

Do you like it here Delight? - Hi Matteo. - Hi.

How are you? Who's this stunning girl? An american cousin. I'll tell you later.

Doctor Provenzano, are you having anything? - Maybe later.

I want to show the club to my cousin. - Fine. Later.

By the way, why all this people? - The tennis tournament has just begun.

Today? - It's the first day. - What a luck...

This way.

You look a bit sad today. - Yes, but it's not your fault.

Don't worry, I'll soon be fine.

If I could I'd gift you of this lake to bring in the US with you. - Really?

Yes, I wish you had a memory of these few days we spent together.

Oh, I'll have such wonderful memories of Italy.

I'll keep them here, in my heart. Especially about you and your brother.

Matteo! There you are, at last!

Oh... you know... Carol wanted to see the lake... - Good morning miss Carol!

Good morning miss notary. What a pleasant surprise.

Are there any bids for the castle? Even better, we have found a buyer.

We just got back in time for the tournament.

I saw Franco and he told me you were here. - Ah, Franco...

I hope I'm not disturbing.

We'll I'm going to play some tennis now Are you coming too?

We'll be there in a minute.

I've got a better idea. Let's go to the castle. - I like that.

Hey, dude, get back to your senses. - We just knew about your incident.

You almost died didn't you? - Your brother told us, down at the bar.

He was having breakfast with the Yankee hottie. He also showed her his new car.

That damn yuppie is going to screw us all.

Aunt Pina! - I'm here.

I brought tea and biscuits. - Good morning. - Thank you.

Where's Delight? - Who's Delight? Carol, my cousin! Where is she?

Oh, she left a long ago with Matteo. They were going to the castle.

So it's true!

Where are you going? Claudio! Get back to bed! Claudio!

Claudio, wait! Stop! - Where is he going?

Shit, he took my bike.

His bike is broken, that's what being friends is about. - Go to hell!

Let's go crew.

Don't do it Delizia! Don't do it!

Here you can admire the court of the castle where the dames of the family

used to receive their charming princes riding their white horses.

You really speak like a poet. Have you done classical studies?

No, I studied accounting and a bit of informatics.

You know, I had to take the reins of the family when my parents...

and I unfortunately had to give up some of my dreams.

Uff...it's so tiring,

all this up and down on high heels.

You're right, I bet our very ancestors never did a full tour of the castle.

Who's that lady over there?

The craziest of your ancestors. - Why?

She killed herself for love. Her father refused her marriage to a knight.

And now it seems that her ghost is haunting the castle.

Very romantic. - Indeed.

But she was very stupid as well, poor darling.

Killing herself for a man, even if he was a knight... that's silly!

men are not worth that much.

They're all pigs.

But also a sort of doll to have fun with, when you feel like it.

Move over, I'm doing by myself.

Don't do it Delight! Don't do it!

That's what you want, isn't it? Play some hoochie-coochie with me...

Hoochie-coochie?

Yes, have some fun with a easy girl like me.

Look I think you've got it wrong. - Hypocrite.

Well, I'm the one having fun with you. Get naked.

You've already seen me naked on the magazines, you already know my body.

Now it's time I give a look at you.

There's not a lot to see. However for your information I'm all designer, from underpants to socks.

Get naked!

I must say you're not exactly Stallone.

Strike some sexy pose, the ones they make me do to turn you boys on.

C'mon Delight, let's cut it off. Take off your boxers.

No, not my Armani boxers! After all, I didn't want anything carnal between us.

Take them off.

Delizia!

Don't do it Delizia! Not with a yuppie!

Shit, my brother! - All the family getting together.. - What are you doing?

Are you crazy? - You look so cool now! - Delizia!

What are you doing here in pajamas? - And you in underwear? Where's Delizia?

Where did you hide her?

We can say she really took the shirt off our back.

Hello? It's the fourth time you're calling!

I told you before: she packed and moved to the Grand Hotel del Cervo. Got it?

Carol doesn't live here anymore.

I'm such a blockhead. - And I'm a dickhead.

I sent her six bouquets of roses.

And I sent a whole pack of apologies postcards.

No way we can save face this time.

The Provenzano brothers roaming around the city...

one in his underwear, the other in his pajamas...

Hey guys!

The deal is done. The castle now belongs to a japanese guy.

Well?

What's with the long faces?

Do you want to talk about it?

I know I'm a wussie for asking, but do it for me. - I don't feel like it.

Well? - I'm the older one, It's my responsibility...

No, I'm the one who looked the lamest so I'm the one talking.

By the way I found him at the castle with only his boxers on,

while I rode the whole town in my pajamas.

Hello? Grand Hotel del Cervo.

Mr. Brian from New York?

I'm sorry, miss Carol doesn't want to be disturbed.

Excuse me. - You're welcome.

Number 27, please. - Yes, sir.

Thanks.

Hello, TWA?

I'd like to book a ticket for your first flight for Milan.

Yes, I'm Brian Zequila. Ok. Thank you.

Good morning Carol.

Ah miss Notary, please take a seat. - Thank you.

How are you? - Not bad.

The castle was sold to a Japanese stylist.

And for a pretty high sum. You're a rich woman now.

This means that I can leave now? - Yes, of course.

Listen, can I speak freely, from woman to woman? - Yes, sure.

Matteo and Claudio told me everything.

Everything? - Yes, everything.

And what was your reaction?

I hit Matteo in the head with an ashtray

and I destroyed his car with the screw-jack.

He's also very rich now, he can buy another one.

Tomorrow there's a farewell party at the castle. Do we want to forgive them?

They're like two little kids after all.

This music rocks!

Come on Delight, let's dance together!

Kikosawa said he wants to make me a gift. - Very kind of him.

I can choose a piece of forniture from the castle. What's your suggestion?

Without a doubt the bed in the courtesan room. It will look great in our bedroom.

Tell the Jap we will consider it as a wedding gift.

Could you please...

Yes, dance like this.

Claudio and the American chick look pretty close.

Well your dear boyfriend looks pretty attracted by her as well.

This is life boys.

Come on, eat something - Hmm, that's tasty.

Haute cuisine.

Tame the beast dear Claudio and enjoy the dream.

How I wish, my lovely cousin, this dream would come true.

You and I, like Adam and Eve, Ceasar and Cleopatra,

like Paolo and Francesca, Dante and Beatrice.

Like Carolina and Casiraghi. Like Baudo and Ricciarelli.

I would hold you into my arms until the end of the world.

Because you drive me crazy,

you make my heart beat like a drum, you fry my brain.

Oh my sweet, sugary darling.

This time I'm going to break loose, because you're so hot. - Excuse me?

Hey, enough with that bullshit.

You know Delight I really wanted to dance a slow number with you.

Let me go. Where are you going?

Get off that hottie. - Hey what's wrong with you?

Dear cousin you really charmed us all.

I wished I... - Shhh!

We'll talk about it when you're a grown up, alright?

Oh yeah, that's some making out! Way to go, dear Claudio!

Look at the little brother. It seems he finally made it!

Yeah, lucky him.

Very funny. - Italians sure are hot-blooded.

It's hot here, would you take me to the lake?

The lake? Sure, I like the idea.

Follow me.

Get on the bike honey, we're going for some cheap trills.

Hey, stop! Get off my bike!

So he ran away with the American. - And he took Max's ride.

Things are getting spicy. - What a bummer!

Don't cry, she just borrowed him.

He'll be back, cooler than ever. - Shut up!

Do you know that my mother was your father's sister? - Yes, I do.

And do you know that my mother was an adopted child? - No, I didn't know that.

And do you know what does this mean? - No, I don't.

It means that if we want to make love we can.

It's not really a sin because we're not really cousins.

You can kiss me if you want to.

If I kiss you what kind of sin is it?

A really small one. - I'll kiss you then. - Just do it.

It was beautiful, wasn't it?

Wait a minute, there's something I must settle. Don't leave.

What are you doing here? It's all over now. Go away.

Now you have fun with kids? - Better than an unfaithful pig like you.

Buzz off now, can't you see I'm busy?

Damn...she's going to forgive him... that's not fair though.

I love you. - I love you too.

You can't really trust those made in the US superhotties.

Stop crying, you moron. Cheer up and get back to the crew.

Darling, I'm going to the bar. Want something to drink?

No, thanks. I'll wait for you here. - Allright.

Farewell party at the ancient Provenzano castle.

My love! - Claudio! What a surprise! What are you doing here?

Delizia, plase dont leave! - Don't be silly. My life is in the U.S.

Here comes the toddler again!

And as you've seen I'm already engaged..

Delight, try to make it short.

I've already got my things going on... - And our thing?

It's been nice darling, but it's over. I'm going back to my life.

And I'll reach you soon Delight. - Don't say more.

I'll write you a postcard as soon as I arrive. Or better I'll send you a tape

So you won't ever forget about me. And I won't forget too.

We've got to leave now, honey. The plane is not going to wait for us.

I must say goodbye now. - Delight, we've got to hurry up!

You can go first, I'll be right there.

I always keep it with me. - Oh, sweet. But there's something I want to add.

To Claudio with lots of love. Delight.

Remember Claudio? It's what you wanted me to write the first time, wasn't it?

I'm begging you Delight! - I'm coming. - We're the very last!

Now I really must go.

When I'll become a real yuppie I'll move to the States.

I'm sure you can find what you're looking for here in Italy. Bye.

Watch out with that thing, boy. It's bigger than you are!

Dear Claudio, I'm sorry if you haven't heard from me for a long time.

That day I left you with tears in your eyes.

I called you home and spoke with the whole family

but you never wanted to get on the phone.

I guess you are angry with me

and feeling seduced and abandoned but that's not like you.

I still think about you and our story.

I'm sure you've grown up a lot and that all the women now are crazy for you.

Bye, Delight.

All right macho, you couldn't keep her for yourself but it's been fun anyway.

As they say there's plenty more fish in the sea.

Let's go back to basics.

Hi, superhunk. - Hi, sweetie. Get on and hold yourself tight.

The story between Claudio and Daniela is getting serious, isn't it?

Why ours isn't so?

Let's go, there's a gone with the wind vibe here I don't like.

We are more the nine weeks and a half type. Bye, Max.

Ok, Johnny, pull her down slowly.

There she is. Very well.

Ok, Delight. Pull back your hair now. Good.

Again. Now unzip the jacket.

Slowly. Yes, just a little bit. Nice, so sensual.

More sensual. More.

Now, move a little bit.

You're wonderful. Beautiful and arousing.

Oh yes, again.

I like the way you're moving.

Slowly now. Always sensual.

Good, you're so beautiful.

Great, come out now! Yes!

You're doing great Delight.

Get off the carriage! Good.

And show your legs. I want to see them.

Yes, you're so hot Delight.

Shooting with you is like making love.

Well, are you going to tell me? Did you do it with that toddler?

You'll die without knowing.

Wanna bet you're going to tell me? - Really? And how?

I'll tickle your senses and during the climax you will tell me.

You can try, maybe this time I'll tell you the truth. *subs by richdager for CG*