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But you know how he is.

Sometimes we don't hear from him for days.

Yeah.

I know.

OK, Mom.

I gotta go.

Someone's at the door.

OK.

Yes, I will.

I love you too.

Bye.

Talking to your mom?

Yeah.

That would make me cry too.

Would you like to chop the onions?

No.

I give you this.

I could get used to this.

I hope so Right now it does seem to agree with you.

Hold my spot.

What's that?

It's from Jay.

So what's your little brother up to?

Is that real?

Want to go on a camping trip?

This trip sucks.

You didn't have to come.

News flash.

You begged me to come.

I beg to differ.

I mean, who was it you said, oh, Axel I'm so bored

with the same old dull routine.

Why don't we ever do anything spontaneous?

Well this is damn spontaneous.

This is a friggin' bore, OK?

This is a dull, dirty stupid sweaty bore.

Yeah and I love it when you talk dirty.

What's wrong with the resort?

You know, air conditioning, swimming pools, please.

Just pull over to the side of the road

and let's get a hotel with room service.

Oh, you need servicing.

You know, if you didn't have such a cute little ass.

Yeah, well, when you got it, you got it.

Come here, baby.

You're lost, aren't you?

Who me?

Look at this shit.

We are out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

I told you we should have taken that road back there.

There was no road.

Yes, there was.

No, there wasn't.

Hey, want me to drive?

Thank you, no.

I have to pee.

What?

Didn't you go at the gas station back there?

Yeah, so what's your point?

Do you want me to pull over?

Ew.

You actually think I'm going to piss on the side

of some filthy road?

What do you suggest then?

Just find some place.

Where?

Anywhere!

Preferably with toilet paper.

All right, just wait a second.

What?

You said find some place.

All right. But this?

This is the friggin' psycho house.

All right, if you could wait till we get to the next rest

stop-- - OK, OK, OK, OK.

Let's just make it quick.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on there.

Hold on.

This is private property.

Didn't you see them signs out there?

No.

Oh.

I better put some up.

What you want?

You're not bill collectors now are you?

No, no.

Can she just use your bathroom?

Well, I suppose so.

No, no.

My facilities outside.

Outside?

Yeah, I got me one of them brand new port-a-potties.

It's a little backed up, little gamey.

But what the hell. Help yourself.

Here.

I just went myself.

Here.

Oh, that's fine.

You know what? I could just find a bush.

But you know what? That was very sweet.

Thank you.

Do not leave without me.

City girl, huh?

Where are you headed?

We're heading up to Suttersville.

Suttersville?

Hell, son, you're in Suttersville.

This whole county's Suttersville.

City's back there about five miles.

Unless you're looking for the old township.

But hell that's been abandoned.

That's what we're looking for.

You don't want to go back up in there, son.

You'll get lost up in those hills.

The ghost of the 49ers will skin you alive.

49er?

Yeah.

Jeremiah Stone, devil incarnate.

That rat bastard was so mean that the hell

itself didn't even want him.

That's the gospel truth.

What's that saying?

He'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.

He invented that.

No way.

You want to see something?

Whoa.

That's the meanest looking varmint

ever walked the face of the Earth.

My great grandfather, Uriah Prichard

acquired this genuine wanted poster at a terrible price.

Lost all his fingers on his left hand.

Shame too.

He was a wonderful piano player.

They say Stone was a cannibal.

Ate his wife and child.

Yes, sir.

Now what kind of pissant weasel son of a bitch

would eat his wife and child?

I'll tell you what kind of scum sucking pig.

That's what kind.

That must be worth something.

Priceless.

Give you $10 for it.

It's been in my family for generations.

All right.

How about 20?

I do need some medicine.

$40.

$40 huh?

You seem like a nice fella.

Why not?

Tell me you didn't just buy something.

I got to go, Mister.

The old township?

Yeah.

Back there about a mile and a half.

You get to the fork in the road, make a left.

That you all the way back.

You can't miss it.

- Thanks, Mister. - No, no, no.

Thank you for bringing a little human contact

to an old hill man.

Let's go already!

All right.

Stupid moron.

Talk to me.

Hey, Morty.

Zeb Prichard here.

Yeah, what do you need?

How are then wanted posters selling for you?

- I can only get $5 for them. - Look, I'm telling you.

You can make a whole lot more.

I just sold--

Morty.

Morty.

Stupid son of a bitch.

Jeremiah Stone, scum sucking shit heeled son of a bitch.

Man, I can't believe you fell for that line of shit

from that old guy.

Hey, that is a collector's item.

Yeah, right.

Let's hope the others are having better luck than we are.

Oh!

Oh, yeah!

Hayden, you there?

Oh, yes!

Where's the walkie?

Hayden you there?

Get that, will you?

Where is it?

I don't know.

This is Roxanne.

Go ahead.

Hey, we're here.

You guys close by?

We'll be there soon.

Over and out.

What could they be doing?

Screwing.

All you ever do is think about money.

Well, we all have our missions in life, babe.

Mine is to make money.

Yours is to take your clothes off.

We do what we're good at.

You got change for someones?

Screw you.

You just did.

What makes you so high and mighty, Hayden?

When you of all people would sell your own mother.

Hey, only if the price was right.

Come on, babe, don't be mad.

If this trip pans out, we'll both be very wealthy.

All right, look, all I'm saying

is that all work and no play make Hayden a dull boy.

Can't have that, can we?

You're allergic to trees?

You just made that up, didn't you?

No, I didn't just make it up.

I just, you know, I don't want to get lost in these filthy,

dirty disgusting woods.

Look, just stick with me and you will be fine.

Well, that's really reassuring,

especially coming from the guy that was in the army.

Hey, don't even go there.

On come on, now, look.

We're in the great outdoors.

You can take nature pictures of nature.

It is going to be fun.

Come on.

Just do not spoil this, OK?

Well, it's about time.

I'm sorry we're late.

Car got overheated.

Well come on huh?

Let's get going.

You know what they say?

There's gold up in them there hills.

You are so lame.

Come on guys, do we really think we're going to find gold?

Look, maybe it is a joke.

But what if it's not?

Are you willing to take that risk?

Woo!

What a fucking jerk.

Man, this place rocks.

Well, it gives me the creeps.

Well, then you should feel right at home.

Drop dead.

For all we know, some axe wielding psycho

could be watching us right now.

Whatever.

What's the matter?

Nothing.

What did you do? What?

I told--

Axel.

That's great. Where's your watch?

It must have fallen off.

Did you lose the watch my mother gave you.

How could you lose that thing?

Let's take a look around.

If it wasn't so damn cheap it wouldn't keep falling off.

Excuse me.

You did not just call my mother cheap.

No, two words, find it.

Women, can't live with him, can't kill them.

All, where are you, you cheap piece of shit?

Hayden, are you in here?

Hayden.

I know you're in here.

Come on, where are you?

All right look, this isn't funny.

Now where are you?

Hayden.

All right.

If you think I'm going to play your sick game,

then you can just--

You asshole!

What did you do that for?

You should have seen the look on your face.

Oh. I could kill you.

Relax.

There's Nobody here except us bogeymen.

What are you doing?

I know what you want, a roll in the hay.

This place gets real spooky at night.

Howdy, Sheriff.

Reckon I might get a phone call?

Don't you look at home?

Think I might get a conjugal visit?

I think that could be arranged.

Oh, nasty.

You looking for this?

Why, yes.

Yes I am.

Who are you?

I'm Eve.

And I am Adam.

What is that?

It's coming from the saloon.

What?

What, you guys?

It scared the hell out of me.

The thing was flying at me.

It was flapping its wings.

OK?

You guys would have been scared too.

Who's this?

Eve.

She found my watch.

Really?

You folks from the city?

Do you actually live in this town?

Oh, I live hereabouts.

We don't get too many people around here.

Where y'all going?

That's what I'd like to know.

Good afternoon, Sheriff.

Can we help you?

Don't know.

Can you?

Loosen up.

I don't bite usually.

I'm Sheriff Frank Murphy.

Howdy, Eve.

Howdy, Sheriff.

How's your Aunt Nelly?

Fine as can be expected.

Good.

Well, you give her my regards, huh?

You folks lost?

No.

As a matter of fact, we came because we want to--

We want to go camping.

I see.

Your best you want to get some fishing in

is that campground just down the road there.

You head on down past that big oak tree--

I know where there's a real nice lake.

We really love it here.

The scenery is so beautiful.

I can show them were to camp.

It won't be any trouble.

You found some friends, Eve?

All right, then.

The roads get pretty narrow around here

so I suggest you stick to one vehicle.

And stay away from the old mine shafts.

Why?

Murphy's law.

Something can go wrong it will go wrong.

Keep an eye on them, Eve.

May sure they don't get in any trouble.

Yes sir, Sheriff.

Well, that was a little close for comfort.

You know something?

I think he liked you.

Got a real purty mouth, boy.

You look more like his type.

What type?

Jailbait.

That was a complete misunderstanding.

That is a really funny story, right?

So Hayden gets pulled over by the cops.

Hi, Mr. Funny Story, excuse us for a second.

- What is the matter with you? - What the hell?

What am I, invisible?

You're going to flirt with her right in front of me?

I am not flirting, OK? I'm just being--

An asshole.

No, you're being an asshole as usual.

I am so out of here.

So, isn't there something you'd like to say to me?

Drive safely?

What's wrong with your friend?

She's not my friend.

I hardly know her.

He's a god man loser anyway.

It's fine.

I don't even care.

I don't even care.

Asshole.

Suckers.

Say, why don't you show us where that campsite is, huh?

Oh, my god.

You sure you don't have the nugget?

I gave it to you.

This isn't the campground.

I've heard stories about this place.

We shouldn't be here. - It's OK.

We're just taking a little detour.

We got to find a friend.

Why don't you tell me about yourself, huh?

Isn't much to tell.

I've never been around people much.

Sometimes the Sheriff brings us supplies.

Me and Aunt Nellie.

When mother died Nellie took me in.

Raised me ever since.

Wow.

All alone out here, huh?

Just you and your aunt?

This is God's country.

We tend to it.

I have never met anybody before like you, Eve.

Still you know, no schools, no movies, no boyfriends.

No.

Really?

Man, that is some ripe fruit.

I'm going to pluck it.

Guys.

over here.

Hey.

It's Jerry's car.

He must be inside.

Ouch. Hey, come on.

Don't worry.

I'll protect you.

Yeah, but who's going to protect you?

Jared?

Hey, Jared.

You guys take a look around.

See if you find anything.

Looks like somebody forgot to call room service.

Yeah, in like the last 100 years.

Hey, is this the backpack we got Jared for his birthday?

Here.

You deal with this.

Sure he's all right.

Maybe we should call that sheriff.

Why would Jared go anywhere without the map?

Is your friend missing?

Jared knew we were coming.

He left this here for us to find.

I bet if we follow this map we'll find Jared and the gold.

I knew it.

You're just like the others, searching for fool's gold.

Except that they never came back, neither will you.

Come on, take it easy.

You're all going to die!

Leave!

Leave, please!

Must be cabin fever?

Eve!

Damn!

Maybe we should listen to her.

What are you, crazy?

We're going to find Jared.

We're going to find the gold.

We didn't come up here for nothing, did we?

Lost another one.

You know that's two, and we haven't even started the trip.

Good work.

Axel!

Roxanne!

Anybody!

WOMAN'Over here.

Hey, Axel, were you able to read the map?

No, not really.

Well, didn't they teach you how to read a map in the army?

Well, I flunked map reading.

What did you say?

I said I flunked map reading, OK?

How can a commando flunk map reading?

I wasn't exactly a commando.

I was a mail clerk.

Wait, all these years you had us believing you

were this bad ass GI Joe.

Leave him alone.

And you were a mail clerk?

Yeah, well I was a bad ass mail clerk, OK?

Hey, Nick, get over here.

I want to show you something.

What?

Just hurry up.

Come on.

What is this, a feminist union meeting?

Can't hang in the outdoors with the big boys?

If you'd shut up for a minute.

We have something to show you.

See, just like on the map.

They got lucky.

I can't see anything.

Where's that flashlight?

It's right here.

Hurry up.

I think I feel a rat.

That's just me.

Make that a slimy rat.

Hey, let's just keep going.

Jared, I'm going to get you for this.

Oh, God, who farted?

Axel.

Why does everybody always blame me?

Because it's always you.

It's always me.

You got a fat ass, you know that?

Wait a minute.

I can see the end.

It's a room.

These tunnels have to lead to the mines.

Holy shit.

Where did this all come from?

According to Jared's letter, this old miner stole

and hid it.

Who cares where it came from?

We found it!

Are you kidding me?

I didn't know how to stop them.

Well, you're always so trusting, Eve.

But they seemed like really nice folk.

Well, always do.

How many times do I have to tell you?

Greed is one of the seven deadly sins.

It attracts, oh it attracts them like locusts.

There ain't nothing you can do about it.

You know what's going to happen now.

These people, they're so young, so full of life.

Not for long.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, child.

I have to try.

No. Don't.

You get back here!

Nick.

What?

Help me bring up some more gold.

We'll come back for the rest tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

It's getting late.

We barely have time to get back to the car

and get back to the campground.

Yeah, I mean you saw those roads.

We can't go down there at night.

It's suicide.

Yeah, was use is all this if we can't spend it?

That go's been there for a really long time.

It's not like it's going anywhere.

I just want to go on record, I am not happy about this.

Will you relax?

What could possibly go wrong now?

Caleb!

Caleb Brown.

You open up that door!

You open up that door right now!

You open up right now!

WOMAN'Who the hell is it?

MAN'Just open up the damn door, Bertie.

Oh, Jesus, it's that crazy woman from the lake.

What are you doing all the way down here?

You got let me in, Bertie.

Now, where's Caleb?

What is it Nellie?

What are you doing so far away from your home?

You gotta help me, Caleb.

Eve, my Eve, she run off with them kids from a city.

Can you blame her?

She don't want to be up there in that lonesome old shack

with you.

Shut up, Bertie.

Just call Sheriff Murphy. Just go on now.

You use your phone.

Listen, I'm sure she's fine, Nellie.

I mean, you know, all kids run off.

It's natural.

She probably just wanted to get away from you.

Hey, you are drunk.

You get yourself back in bed.

I ain't going back alone.

Please just call the sheriff.

I been all around these mountains,

and she ain't nowhere to be found.

She'll come back.

They always come back.

You don't understand.

She's been talking about going up to Stone Hollow.

Alone.

Eve's got more sense than that.

I'm telling you, Caleb.

She's after them kids and that's where they was going!

All right.

Come on, get yourself inside here.

I'm going to make us a phone call.

You want a drink? Shut the door.

Axel?

Penny for your thoughts.

I'll add it to my collection.

Are you still worried about Jared?

Probably went into town to celebrate.

He'll be back.

Remember last year when he disappeared off that island?

He always was a treasure hunter.

And you were so worried, and it

turns out he was sick in the hospital with dysentery.

Yeah.

I guess you're right. - Sure.

Come on.

We're rich.

Is this really happening?

Look, Claire, good things do happen.

Let's talk a walk.

You know, finding this gold couldn't have

happened to a better guy, me.

My unemployment can kiss my ass.

Maybe now you can afford to buy some manners.

All the gold in the world can't buy you a clue.

Well, what should I do with my gold?

Should I invest it in stocks or mutual funds?

Ask your broker.

You are my broker.

Right now I want to be your lover boy.

What do you have in mind?

I got this gold vein, needs mining.

Help.

Gold vein?

Oh.

Oh, oh.

What is in this stuff?

Ooh.

Ooh!

Oh!

Oh, there is a god.

[MUSIC PLAYING

It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.

You know when I first fell in love with you?

No, when?

When I first saw you.

That art reception you threw for your friends.

I didn't want to go.

My sister dragged me along then.

I'm so glad she did.

That's when I met you.

Beauty entered my life.

I love you, Mr. Berman.

I love you, Mrs. Berman.

Come on, I know you're in there.

Please, please, please.

Guys?

Guys?

Hah, hah.

Very funny.

Hello?

Think I'm going to go back to the campsite.

No!

Come on, get away from me!

No!

Not again.

What happened?

He scared the shit out of me.

That's what happened. - Don't worry, son.

I didn't see a thing.

I didn't mean to scare you.

I didn't know you were so sensitive.

You always go around sneaking up on people like that?

I mean, ain't you supposed to fire

a warning shot or something.

Believe me, you already did that.

What brings you out here, Sheriff?

Came out to check on you kids.

Is Eve out here with you?

Actually, she left a while ago.

We haven't seen her since.

She must have gone back to Nellie's.

Who is this Nellie?

She lives down by the lake.

She's a superstitious type.

Sometimes it gets the best of her.

But she's got a good heart.

Still and all, you come across her, you best go the other way.

Well, I got to go.

Put that fire out.

And you, clean up that mess.

You kids better watch where you step.

That sneaky son of a bitch.

Hayden, what's eating you?

Any of you ever stopped to think, maybe

that old fart's after the gold?

What?

Yeah.

Yeah, he gets us to do all the work

and then bam, right to the head.

And he's got it all to himself.

Dude, you are losing it.

Yeah.

Well, I'll tell you one thing I'm not going to lose.

My share of the gold.

Where did you get that?

Never leave home without it.

Hayden, we're friends.

Yeah, well this is business.

And in business, there are no friends and no rules.

So nobody better even think about taking what's mine.

I thought I knew you.

Yeah, well screw you.

Yeah, Yeah, you're probably in on it, aren't you?

In on what?

If any of us don't make it out of here,

that's more gold for the survivors.

Hayden, you are scaring me.

Who's that?

Oh, the sheriff's back.

Thank God.

How did he get behind us?

Um, that's not the sheriff.

Run!

Throw me the keys.

She's dead.

Come on.

Hayden.

You lousy son of a bitch!

You get back here!

Where are you going?

Shit.

Run!

Run!

Nick, what do we do?

We have to get back to the car.

We're going back to the camp?

Wait.

Come with me.

Who the hell are you?

He's close by.

You want to live, you come with me and you come with me now.

Look, don't you have a telephone we could use?

Excuse me, do you have a telephone, something?

You're the cause of this.

One of you, all of you, don't matter.

You brought him back.

You took his gold.

You brought the curse down on us.

What curse?

Jeremiah Stone's curse, the curse of the forty-niner.

Wait a minute.

Jeremiah Stone?

There's that black hearted devil.

He ain't human.

Never was.

Wait a minute.

How do you know all this?

Why is this happening?

Who is this Jeremiah Stone?

Started back in '46.

Stone was trapped with the Donner party up in the hills.

They starved.

And them that didn't were crazed,

So then when the gold rush come, the murders started.

Greed was in the air thick as blood.

Jeremiah Stone was claim jumping.

He laid to waste three counties.

They finally caught up with him.

Back off!

Or I'll kill her!

You know I will.

Jeremiah Stone, you're surrounded.

Give her up you son of a bitch.

Please, Mr. Stone, release my child.

Go to hell, preacher man.

Your little girl is a woman now, and I got her.

Just turn around and git!

All of you!

Go on, git!

God will smite you Jeremiah Stone.

The devil will take you and you will burn in hell.

It's a little late for that, Padre.

There's no escape.

Every gun in the county is pointed at your skull.

Just give it up.

We'll go easy on you.

Well, honey pie, you wnat to give it up?

Please, mister.

You let her go or I'll kill you myself,

you god forsaken animal.

Maybe.

Maybe you will.

No!

I'm done with her.

Who's next?

Kill that son of a bitch.

He sold his soul to the devil.

God damn you, Jeremiah Stone.

Bit off his own finger.

I curse anyone who finds my gold.

The devil will take his due.

Take Lily on home.

Boys.

All right, show's over, guys.

Get on back to your homes.

Finally over.

Take her, dear Lord.

Take her spirit, Lord.

Take her, dear Jesus.

Take her to your throne room.

Some say he died.

Some say he never will.

This is crazy.

Well, he's here.

He's out there.

And he won't stop till he gets back what's his.

Maybe there a way we can figure something out to--

You can't reason with him.

He ain't human.

Your lives is forfeit.

Just like my precious flower, Eve.

He just but down whatever is in his path.

Jared.

So we'll give him back his fucking gold.

You'd be willing to do that?

Of course, we would.

You'd have to give back every bit of it.

The gold?

Every, every piece, every nugget.

And you take it back down to where you found it.

Because that is the one place, where he can be

sent back to the fires of hell.

You've got to fight fire with fire.

You should go to burn.

You've got to burn him till he's dust.

Then you got to burn the dust.

It's the only way.

It's what you gotta do.

Go back to hell where you come from.

This is crazy, man.

What the, what are we doing?

We gotta get the gold, take it back.

Screw that man.

I vote for getting the hell out of Dodge.

You heard what Nellie said.

It's the only way out.

Nick.

- Yeah, I'm right here. - Oh, my god.

I can't believe this is happening.

I just wanted to have a fun trip.

Listen to me.

It's not your fault. - I can't make it.

Yes, you can.

I need you to hold it together for me.

Can you do that?

Come on, come on.

Let's go already.

OK.

Now what?

We've got to get to the backpacks.

Wait here.

Where are you going?

Just going over to the tent.

You stay by the fire.

He doesn't like fire, remember?

You'll be OK.

OK.

It's all here.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Be careful with that shit, all right?

It's ti's really old.

It could, it could go off at any time.

So what do you think?

About what?

You've got the training.

Can you rig something?

Make a trap?

Yeah I guess.

But I'm going to need more time.

No, that thing could be here any second.

Um, I've got it.

I got it.

I got it.

I can use, I can use the walkie to detonate the dynamite.

We're going to have to go back to the gold room

to set the explosives before it can

blow this bastard back to hell.

Can you do that?

Trust me.

I'm a professional.

Claire.

I'm right here, Nick.

See anything?

Nothing.

Just hurry.

You stay out there.

Under no circumstances come down here.

Now when we give you the signal, blow the charge, you got it?

Claire?

Claire?

I hear you.

Be right out.

Nick.

Please be careful.

Next time you go on vacation, go without me.

Let's get them over here.

This is all of it?

That's it.

What?

This is all the gold?

All of it?

Axel.

OK.

OK.

We can't keep any of this.

We keep it, we're dead.

Never heard of returning treasure after you find it.

Axel.

Cool.

More dynamite.

If we put this over here, it'll go off with the rest of it.

Just hurry up and get out of here.

I just hope Claire doesn't press that button right now.

It is ready?

It's right about here should give us maximum blast.

Nothing survives?

There's enough TNT there to blow his ass to hell and back again.

Good.

Shit.

Jared!

Claire, do it.

Do it now!

Nick, Axel.

What's happening?

Hey, asshole.

Go to hell.

I told you I was as bad ass mail clerk.

Come on, the dynamite.

Come on.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

mother fucker.

You OK?

Yeah.

Axel.

Yeah.

Nick, I swear I forgot.

No.

You kids all right?

I think so.

What the hell happened here?

Forty-niner.

Forty-niner?

Come on.

You two get in the car and warm up.

I'm going to go check something out down here.

Stay right there.

Did you forget your pack?

No .

No!