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Previously on Black Monday...
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I'm thinking I want Dawn
to manage my career.
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I was behind Black Monday.
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Twenty minutes ago, someone confessed
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to Black Monday, and they had
a far more credible story.
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I just wanted to thank you.
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I mean, without you,
I never would've known
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about Amerisavings.
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You're really going all-in, huh?
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Bought the ring, closed on the house.
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This is the exact street that I told you
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- I always wanted to live on.
- I don't remember that.
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- Is that a painting of me?
- Mm-mm, no.
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I was fucking shot in the fucking chest,
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and the fucking person
who fucking did it
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is still fucking out there,
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and I'm the only one who fucking cares?
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You are gonna love your new
FBI-installed security system.
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They also suggest that
you get them a copy
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of your enemies list ASAP.
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I don't have a list of my enemies.
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- Hello?
- Hey, Yass.
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Let's have a boys' night, huh?
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Nomi's out of town visiting a sick aunt.
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She's got something
called Pontiac Fever,
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but her loss of bowel
control is our gain.
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One second, boss, okay? Hold on.
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Hey, there, Dawn.
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Uh, that is Mo on the phone
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saying he wants to hang out tonight
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because Nomi's out of town
taking care of her sick aunt,
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suffering from something
called Pontiac Fever,
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- whatever the fuck that is.
- So what?
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You chicks lied to him
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about his own fianc�e's
album release party?
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I didn't lie. I told Nomi to lie.
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So what am I supposed to tell Mo?
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Dawn?
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Hello, Ms. Management Music,
Dawn Darcy speaking.
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Hey, Dawn, are you home?
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Oh, Congressman! Give me good news!
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- Dawn!
- What?
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So should I tell Mo that
I have Pontiac Fever,
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- that it's going around?
- No, dumbass.
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Stay away from specifics and illnesses.
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Take it from a master. Good
lies are like bad photos.
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As long as they're blurry
and you're not in 'em,
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no one gives a fucking shit.
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So I am just calling you
to congratulate you
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on your full expungement.
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That's right, citizen.
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Your record is cleaner
than a dog's balls,
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so you can go back to plotting
world domination or whatnot.
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You really did it? Oh, wait, shit, shit.
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Can you hold? I know
we've had a rough go.
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- No, no, no...
- I have to thank you properly.
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- A real quick way...
- Just hold on.
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- ... to thank me would be to...
- One quick second, okay?
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... help me track down Mo...
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Dawn... fuck!
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- I am so, so sorry.
- Hello.
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- Ms. Management Music.
- Just give me one more second.
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- Okay? Boss?
- Dawn Darcy speaking.
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Hey, Dawn. Wait, was that Yass?
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I could have sworn I heard
Yassir in the background.
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Well, you were just on with him.
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It could have just been some kind
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of weird high-tech echo, you know?
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Hi-techos, the cereal for nerds.
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I'm cuckoo for dying alone.
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- Hello.
- Keith Shenkar-Leighman II.
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I need a favor.
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Blair Pfaff Georgina,
the first of his name.
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I'm actually just running out
to get my kids. What's up?
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Anyway, um, MoMo, uh,
I have to go, okay?
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I-I-I'll call you back.
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O-okay, but real quick... do you want
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to come to a Kokomo show tonight?
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I mean, Nomi is out of town,
so I know you're not working.
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I can't. I'm...
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I'm sick.
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Yeah, I've got, um...
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Cadillac Fever.
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Nomi's aunt has Pontiac Fever,
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and now you got something
called Cadillac...
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Is there some kind of GM
pandemic going around
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that I don't know about?
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Shit, hold on. Let me shake this.
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- I fucking panicked!
- My God, the master?
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- I'm sorry!
- You were so dog shit!
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- Mo, Yassir?
- Yassir?
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- Mo?
- Keith?
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I keep hearing Yassir.
You heard him right, Keith?
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This phone technology is
a pretty powerful thing.
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You never know who's listening.
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Sorry, I was trying to put Dawn on hold
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'cause she's either fully
dying or fully lying.
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I'm still here, MoMo.
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Party line, getting the
band back together.
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This new shit is so dumb...
conference call,
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call waiting, clock.
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Can't a phone just be a fucking phone?
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What do you want, Keith?
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Mo, I want to give you,
um... an engagement gift,
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a-and I got to give it
to you tonight, and...
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So just tell me where you're
at, and I'll come right over.
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I'm across the street
from Gray's Papaya. I'm...
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Hey, K-man, you down for a boys' night?
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Like back in our good old
post-rug, pre-plug Miami days.
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I mean, we keep trying to
set shit right between us.
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Do I got to stay on for this gay shit?
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- Whoa.
- Hey.
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No, no, I just meant I...
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Yeah, we get it, and
don't you dare hang up,
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'cause I'm not done
with your lying ass yet.
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And she hung up.
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Look, Mo, I would love
to hang out with you,
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but if I don't take the kids tonight,
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Shira's new boyfriend's gonna
convert them to Mormon.
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This is my, like, last, last chance.
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I cannot fuck this up, so rain
check, next week maybe?
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I'm busy.
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And weren't you just
about to drop off my gift?
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That's my call waiting.
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Tell Dawnie to feel
better. Okay, bye-bye.
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You never know who's listening, huh?
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You heard it, okay?
He's at Gray's Papaya.
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Are we done here?
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'Cause I don't like
lying to a good friend.
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Look, boss, I can't lie to you.
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I'm sick.
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Yeah, I'm sick, too.
Yeah, that bullshit got me.
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Uh, if that's your idea
of lying or friendship,
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yoink a doink.
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- Coming.
- One sec.
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Hold on.
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You lying piece of shit. You...
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Fucking technology!
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Maurice Monroe?
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Gents, can I help...
What the fuck is going on?
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- You're coming with us.
- Wait, who are you?
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Where am I? Get your
fucking hands off me.
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All right!
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Huh.
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Well, this is gonna suck.
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Let me out of this fucking room!
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Tried that.
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Hey, I want to talk to my lawyers!
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- Tried that, too.
- I got to take a fucking whiz!
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We tried that, too, and then
I just pissed in the corner,
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but watch out for the dead rats,
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also the live ones.
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They were pissed that I pissed
on their fallen comrades.
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You telling me there's really
no other fucking way
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- out of this place?
- One way in, one way out.
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As far as we can tell,
we're in one of those
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terrifying, off-the-books
NYPD black sites
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you only hear rumors about.
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I'm guessing 'cause, uh,
nobody ever comes back.
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They just told us to wait
here, and they'd come
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- and get us one by one.
- No big deal, then.
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Let's just wait here until
they come back and get us.
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- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Ugh.
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I'm a legitimate businessman!
I pay taxes!
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You know what?
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Only a group this fucked
up could be in a situation
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this fucked up and be all
like, "Oh, no big whoop,
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just your regular cop-napping kill room.
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And, oh, by the way,
don't relieve yourself
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in the fucking rat cemetery".
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Speaking of which, cue
the Mourner's Kaddish
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or whatever the fucking
Mormon equivalent is,
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because if I'm not at Shira's house
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to pick up my kids in 16 minutes,
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- I'm fucking dead.
- Who cares?
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I'm sorry, but isn't
the bigger-ticket item
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why the five of us are here?
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Something we thought maybe
you could explain, Mo.
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Oh, so you think this whole
thing is 'cause of me?
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You are the criminal
of our group of friends.
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That is some real revisionist bullshit,
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historically speaking.
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Black Monday was on
you two contortionist fucks.
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Here we go.
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Did you forget that you stabbed me
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in the fucking back while butt fucking
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the entire financial world
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and throwing an elderly maniac
off of a high-rise high dive?
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That was you two, so maybe
we're here for that shit.
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And did you forget that
I already went to jail
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- for that shit, for fucking you, Mo?
- Oh, my God, this shit again?
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Okay, I had to eat out my cellmate.
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And I went to Congress.
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I mean, I know it's not as bad as jail,
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but it's not nearly as cool
as you would think it was.
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And I had to eat out every night.
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Do you know how fattening that is?
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- The amount of butter I consumed?
- Shut up!
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The point is they
already closed the case
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on Black Monday.
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Well, the case is still
open on Amerisavings,
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or do you not remember
that time I thought
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we were gonna die in the bank
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and then we almost did
die in the fucking bank?
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Is that when you turned the
retail bank into a blood bank?
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Well, d�j� Jew. It's
happening again, okay?
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- My people can sense death...
- Your people.
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... like a dog in a storm,
and thunder is coming.
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Let me tell you something...
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your Semitic sense, right on point,
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because if there was ever
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a we-could-die-in-this-room room...
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I mean, I'm not sweating it.
There is no way I die here.
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My landlady does chicken bone voodoo,
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and she told me I actually
die in a spaceship
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from lung cancer, but still...
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Look, guys, whatever shit we're in,
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it must be deep if they're
not afraid to punch a...
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- Politician.
- No.
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I was gonna say a white boy,
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but the real question is, why now?
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All this shit, it's in the past.
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And Blair, he just got
my record expunged.
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I'm clean.
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And I only make records, so I'm clean.
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We at the Leighman
Brothers, we're clean.
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Yeah, with the Lenny out of the picture.
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Hey, I had nothing to do with that.
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You might want to tell your tailor.
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Or your hairline.
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Oh, that's great. We're
having a good time.
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No, but Dawn is right. Why now?
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Maybe we're just here 'cause the cops
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are extremely racist and homophobic.
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We're quite a tasty sampler.
You almost can't blame 'em.
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Black, Black, gay, gay, me.
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But the only one of us that's
been in hot water lately
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is actually... well, it's you, Blair.
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- Yeah, not to point fingers...
- Oh, point, point, point.
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... but, Blair, you are the only one
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who has had multiple
attempts on his life,
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so, clearly, you're wrapped
up in some shady shit,
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which is why everyone around you
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dies mysteriously or
violently, which reminds me...
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00:08:55,783 --> 00:08:57,001
- Yeah.
- Fine.
246
00:08:57,006 --> 00:08:58,984
Maybe this is about
who's trying to kill me.
247
00:08:58,989 --> 00:09:01,874
Well, it's not Dawn because Dawn and I
248
00:09:01,879 --> 00:09:02,930
- are friends again.
- Well...
249
00:09:02,934 --> 00:09:05,574
Keith and I are friends anew.
250
00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:08,679
- Yassir... Yass... Yass... Yass...
- Please don't do this to me.
251
00:09:08,684 --> 00:09:11,043
- Yassir... one more time.
- It's Yassir.
252
00:09:11,048 --> 00:09:13,387
We are cool now.
253
00:09:13,392 --> 00:09:15,211
So that means there's only one person
254
00:09:15,216 --> 00:09:17,154
Machiavellian enough to pull this off
255
00:09:17,159 --> 00:09:19,077
- who also wants me dead.
- Oh, my God.
256
00:09:19,082 --> 00:09:22,163
You're trying to make
this about me again, Blair?
257
00:09:22,168 --> 00:09:24,527
If it were me, fucker'd be dead.
258
00:09:24,532 --> 00:09:25,890
- Mo don't miss.
- Wow.
259
00:09:25,895 --> 00:09:27,254
That's your defense?
260
00:09:27,258 --> 00:09:28,277
- That's true.
- Not great.
261
00:09:28,281 --> 00:09:31,540
- I, for one... I believe him.
- Thank you, Keith.
262
00:09:31,545 --> 00:09:33,944
But just to cross the I's here,
263
00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:36,228
where were you the night
that Blair was shot?
264
00:09:36,233 --> 00:09:38,092
- Where was I, asshole?
- Yeah.
265
00:09:38,097 --> 00:09:40,256
- I was with Dawn.
- Ew, really?
266
00:09:40,261 --> 00:09:43,381
- Unfortunately, yes.
- Okay, where were you?
267
00:09:43,386 --> 00:09:44,464
With Larry.
268
00:09:44,469 --> 00:09:46,086
Biblically speaking, I'm sure.
269
00:09:46,091 --> 00:09:47,288
Not my type.
270
00:09:47,293 --> 00:09:49,171
What about you, Yass? Where were you?
271
00:09:49,176 --> 00:09:51,396
Motherfucker, I was in the suburbs
272
00:09:51,401 --> 00:09:53,399
putting a bow on that
house that you bought.
273
00:09:53,404 --> 00:09:55,303
- Bow?
- No.
274
00:09:55,308 --> 00:09:57,467
Well, Mo, I-I'm... I'm confused.
275
00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,123
I thought you said you
just bought the house.
276
00:09:59,127 --> 00:10:01,554
Um, well, no, Yassir is clearly confused
277
00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,499
because I wasn't a homeowner then.
278
00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:06,864
Everybody knows I just bought
the house, you know, for Nomi.
279
00:10:06,869 --> 00:10:08,788
So, sorry, Yassir,
you don't have an alibi
280
00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:10,832
unless you were doing
something else at the time.
281
00:10:10,837 --> 00:10:12,638
What else were you doing?
Were you doing something else?
282
00:10:12,642 --> 00:10:17,385
- What were you doing?
- Yeah, I-I got confused.
283
00:10:17,390 --> 00:10:19,329
I'm sorry about that, Dawn.
284
00:10:19,334 --> 00:10:22,494
Uh, I was at home...
285
00:10:22,499 --> 00:10:25,038
alone.
286
00:10:25,043 --> 00:10:28,124
You know that's, like,
the opposite of an alibi?
287
00:10:28,129 --> 00:10:32,234
No, I was at Home Alone, the movie.
288
00:10:32,239 --> 00:10:36,497
I was at a test screening for
the movie Home Alone.
289
00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:37,521
- Well, there you go.
- Okay.
290
00:10:37,525 --> 00:10:39,022
Was in a theater full of children,
291
00:10:39,026 --> 00:10:40,184
the only adult there,
292
00:10:40,189 --> 00:10:42,568
but we all equally had a good time.
293
00:10:42,573 --> 00:10:44,291
I believe him. Case closed.
294
00:10:44,296 --> 00:10:46,299
So we all have an alibi.
295
00:10:47,441 --> 00:10:49,400
- Almost.
- Oh, me?
296
00:10:49,405 --> 00:10:52,425
Oh, what was I doing? Oh, I remember.
297
00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:56,152
I had a meeting with
a high-velocity bullet
298
00:10:56,157 --> 00:10:58,316
straight through my fucking chest.
299
00:10:58,321 --> 00:11:01,862
I'm the only one who
almost died, Dick Face-y!
300
00:11:01,867 --> 00:11:06,070
- Twice! Na-d'oy!
- Exactly, almost.
301
00:11:06,075 --> 00:11:07,553
Seems pretty clear to me
302
00:11:07,558 --> 00:11:09,476
that the only one
who's profited from all
303
00:11:09,481 --> 00:11:13,583
of these near-death
experiences is you, Pfaff.
304
00:11:13,588 --> 00:11:15,948
You know, that's actually
a really good point,
305
00:11:15,953 --> 00:11:18,933
'cause didn't a therapist
who just happened to know
306
00:11:18,938 --> 00:11:22,018
all your secrets just
mysteriously get electrocuted?
307
00:11:22,023 --> 00:11:23,023
Eh.
308
00:11:23,028 --> 00:11:26,088
And a pastor who had
you in his back pocket
309
00:11:26,093 --> 00:11:27,891
- got shot in the face.
- Okay, come on.
310
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:31,115
Huh, not so na-d'oy, now, is it?
311
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,145
Oh, Blair, all the shit you've done...
312
00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:36,109
there's nothing I wouldn't put past you.
313
00:11:36,114 --> 00:11:37,551
Don't you mean after all the shit
314
00:11:37,556 --> 00:11:40,116
you've done to me, Maurice?
315
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,482
Oh, we're gonna do this, huh?
316
00:11:45,150 --> 00:11:47,690
Guess that black eye is getting
lonely... it wants a twin.
317
00:11:47,695 --> 00:11:49,934
- All right.
- Okay, I'll kick my chair, too.
318
00:11:51,021 --> 00:11:52,218
Pfft.
319
00:11:52,223 --> 00:11:53,661
Look, you want to do this shit,
320
00:11:53,665 --> 00:11:55,103
let's fucking do this shit.
321
00:11:55,108 --> 00:11:56,966
Where were you, Blair,
when all those bodies
322
00:11:56,971 --> 00:11:58,309
were dropping around you?
323
00:11:58,314 --> 00:11:59,511
- Where was I?
- Okay.
324
00:11:59,516 --> 00:12:01,235
No, I'm sure... I mean, you
were right there, of course.
325
00:12:01,239 --> 00:12:02,517
That's the entire thing
about near-death.
326
00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:03,521
Yeah.
327
00:12:03,526 --> 00:12:05,626
The proximity of you to death
is... okay, that's clear.
328
00:12:05,630 --> 00:12:07,766
I'm saying all those bodies
329
00:12:07,771 --> 00:12:09,729
standing between you and your career.
330
00:12:09,734 --> 00:12:12,775
I mean, come to think
of it, shit, Roger,
331
00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:15,019
your even... fucking your dad died
332
00:12:15,024 --> 00:12:16,141
while he was beating you!
333
00:12:16,146 --> 00:12:17,383
Ooh.
334
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,707
Oh, my God, I may talk a big game,
335
00:12:19,712 --> 00:12:21,311
but remind me to stay
out of your way, killer.
336
00:12:21,315 --> 00:12:22,873
You really are a monster.
337
00:12:22,878 --> 00:12:24,997
- Yeah?
- Oh, we're gonna do this shit?
338
00:12:25,002 --> 00:12:27,441
- Whoa, hey!
- Hey, come on, guys!
339
00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:30,110
Pfaff, you're up! Now!
340
00:12:31,093 --> 00:12:32,370
Just go.
341
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,375
You're lucky.
342
00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:35,095
Yeah, I really dodged a bullet.
343
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,537
Come on, break it up.
344
00:12:36,542 --> 00:12:40,184
Okay, I'm coming! I'm an
American Congressman.
345
00:12:40,189 --> 00:12:41,426
Shut the fuck up.
346
00:12:43,956 --> 00:12:45,033
Out.
347
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,080
Apologies, sir.
348
00:12:49,085 --> 00:12:50,884
I'm just trying to make this look legit.
349
00:12:50,888 --> 00:12:52,366
Yeah, I'm good.
350
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,819
Yowza, that was a
close call, Congressman.
351
00:12:59,824 --> 00:13:01,364
I'm glad we got you out
of there when we did.
352
00:13:01,368 --> 00:13:04,850
Yeah, well, I was just
staying in character.
353
00:13:04,855 --> 00:13:07,454
Well, then the Tony goes to you, sir,
354
00:13:07,459 --> 00:13:09,017
because you sure had me fooled.
355
00:13:10,745 --> 00:13:12,864
Oh, speaking of fooled, I can't believe
356
00:13:12,869 --> 00:13:15,188
they don't realize we've
got the entire place wired.
357
00:13:15,193 --> 00:13:17,697
- Here, check it out on these.
- Thanks.
358
00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:20,998
Is that a toilet?
359
00:13:21,003 --> 00:13:24,008
Yeah, that's for shitting and pissing.
360
00:13:25,812 --> 00:13:28,562
I know the old gay Blair
just ain't what he used to be,
361
00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:32,289
but once in a while, I get
a glimpse of who he was.
362
00:13:32,294 --> 00:13:34,733
That kid just doesn't deserve
363
00:13:34,738 --> 00:13:36,605
whatever they're doing to him right now.
364
00:13:36,610 --> 00:13:39,771
That kid grew up to
be a sociopath, Dawn...
365
00:13:39,776 --> 00:13:41,614
one that we've all had a motive to kill
366
00:13:41,619 --> 00:13:43,418
from time to time, even you.
367
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,502
And I'm not the one
behind all that crazy shit,
368
00:13:45,507 --> 00:13:47,485
but let me tell you,
I will freely admit,
369
00:13:47,490 --> 00:13:49,328
that motherfucker is highly murderable.
370
00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:50,473
- Yes.
- Piece of shit.
371
00:13:50,477 --> 00:13:52,716
I just don't like him.
372
00:13:52,721 --> 00:13:55,246
Uh, Agent, that collective murmur
373
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,970
was basically a confession.
374
00:13:56,975 --> 00:13:59,207
Now, get to grilling so I can
get to the bottom of this.
375
00:13:59,211 --> 00:14:00,809
No can doodle.
376
00:14:00,814 --> 00:14:03,193
Liaising with the NYPD
to kidnap your friends...
377
00:14:03,198 --> 00:14:05,758
sorry, suspects... already puts us
378
00:14:05,763 --> 00:14:07,922
in a gray area human rights-wise.
379
00:14:07,927 --> 00:14:11,689
All we can do is scare 'em,
try to get 'em talking,
380
00:14:11,694 --> 00:14:13,492
hope something kind of shakes out.
381
00:14:13,497 --> 00:14:15,015
Awesome.
382
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,820
So, uh, kids, I can't help but notice
383
00:14:17,825 --> 00:14:19,662
how you're looking and feeling so well.
384
00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:21,257
- Oh, come on.
- So again I ask you,
385
00:14:21,262 --> 00:14:22,529
where's the party at?
386
00:14:22,534 --> 00:14:24,372
And I swear to God, if you lie to me...
387
00:14:24,376 --> 00:14:25,814
Okay.
388
00:14:25,819 --> 00:14:27,822
Mo...
389
00:14:29,145 --> 00:14:31,705
... the truth is... I
was trying this on...
390
00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:33,270
We were headed to Nomi's
album release party.
391
00:14:33,274 --> 00:14:34,712
- We're sorry.
- What the fuck?
392
00:14:34,717 --> 00:14:36,817
- What did you say?
- That's what the truth is.
393
00:14:36,822 --> 00:14:38,838
- That's not what I meant!
- Her record release...
394
00:14:38,842 --> 00:14:40,360
Fuck!
395
00:14:40,365 --> 00:14:43,405
Fucking Nomi lied to me.
Look, you know what, Dawn?
396
00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:45,450
I don't know if it's jealousy
or whatever the fuck it is
397
00:14:45,454 --> 00:14:46,755
that's making you drive this wedge
398
00:14:46,759 --> 00:14:49,297
between me and my woman,
but you need to knock it off!
399
00:14:49,302 --> 00:14:51,240
You know what? Talk
about revisionist history.
400
00:14:51,245 --> 00:14:54,145
It was your woman
that ordered the McDLT.
401
00:14:54,150 --> 00:14:55,528
Wait, McDLT?
402
00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:56,850
What the fuck does McDonald's
403
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:59,515
delicious bacon, lettuce,
and tomato sandwich
404
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:00,839
have to do with any of this shit?
405
00:15:00,843 --> 00:15:03,403
Well, you know how they keep
the veggies and the meat
406
00:15:03,408 --> 00:15:04,925
- in separate compartments?
- Yeah.
407
00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:07,549
Well, that's how Nomi
wants her love life with Mo
408
00:15:07,554 --> 00:15:11,095
and her career with me...
separate, to keep it fresh.
409
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:14,461
And what happened to you, Yass, huh?
410
00:15:14,466 --> 00:15:16,966
I thought you were Team
Mo Better Jazz, Yass.
411
00:15:16,971 --> 00:15:19,431
You always kept it on
the level with me, man.
412
00:15:19,436 --> 00:15:21,376
You... I mean, Jesus Christ,
you were my only friend
413
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:24,020
- when I was on the run.
- Your only friend?
414
00:15:24,025 --> 00:15:25,663
I moved to Miami for you,
415
00:15:25,668 --> 00:15:27,366
and you fucking locked me in a safe.
416
00:15:27,371 --> 00:15:29,129
You know why they call it a safe, Keith?
417
00:15:29,134 --> 00:15:30,891
Because it keeps things safe.
418
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:31,934
I am your friend.
419
00:15:31,938 --> 00:15:33,017
You wouldn't have even been able
420
00:15:33,021 --> 00:15:34,699
to do the Amerisavings thing without me.
421
00:15:34,704 --> 00:15:36,242
- That was you?
- Hey... Now, hold on.
422
00:15:36,247 --> 00:15:37,905
You fucking snitch!
423
00:15:37,910 --> 00:15:39,828
Fuck, now I'm late to pick up my kids.
424
00:15:39,832 --> 00:15:40,849
This is great.
425
00:15:40,854 --> 00:15:42,933
I'm officially a deadbeat dad now.
426
00:15:42,938 --> 00:15:44,942
Great.
427
00:15:45,543 --> 00:15:48,293
Well, they were talking
about who tried to kill you
428
00:15:48,298 --> 00:15:51,299
until they tried to kill each other.
429
00:15:51,304 --> 00:15:54,104
- You know what this is?
- A total waste of time.
430
00:15:54,109 --> 00:15:57,430
My mom and my stepdad.
Yeah, same exact shit.
431
00:15:57,435 --> 00:15:59,994
It's like they needed
something to fight about,
432
00:15:59,999 --> 00:16:01,657
except, uh, their Nomi
433
00:16:01,662 --> 00:16:04,603
was my dad's second family in Ottawa.
434
00:16:04,608 --> 00:16:06,466
I don't care.
435
00:16:06,471 --> 00:16:08,029
One of them is trying to kill me.
436
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,560
Can't you do something?
437
00:16:11,509 --> 00:16:13,728
Send in the last party guest.
438
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:18,016
Are you fucking kidding me?
439
00:16:19,584 --> 00:16:20,701
Good evening!
440
00:16:20,706 --> 00:16:22,444
Wayne?
441
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,968
Where have I been, you no doubt conject.
442
00:16:24,973 --> 00:16:26,371
Excellent query.
443
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,254
After my brush with the law,
444
00:16:28,259 --> 00:16:30,498
the only job I could
get was a limo driver.
445
00:16:30,503 --> 00:16:32,262
Driving around this wretched city,
446
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:35,067
I became obsessed
with mending the wounds
447
00:16:35,072 --> 00:16:37,771
I inflicted on this broken world.
448
00:16:37,776 --> 00:16:41,258
And I stopped doing a shitload
of drugs on the daily.
449
00:16:41,263 --> 00:16:42,360
Huh.
450
00:16:42,365 --> 00:16:45,086
As my mental acuity grew,
451
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:48,230
I spent my time volunteering
at a woman's shelter,
452
00:16:48,235 --> 00:16:52,397
helping victims achieve street justice
453
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:56,607
in a cool, feminist
Equalizer kind of way.
454
00:16:56,970 --> 00:16:58,648
Eh, that'd be a good show.
455
00:16:58,653 --> 00:17:01,214
Now, as far as society is concerned,
456
00:17:01,219 --> 00:17:04,560
I am the very model of
a modern major minority.
457
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,445
I think I speak for everyone,
when I say, huh?
458
00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:09,729
What the fuck is all of this?
459
00:17:09,734 --> 00:17:11,792
We haven't seen you for
almost a year, Wayne,
460
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:14,437
and you come in here looking
like... I mean, Jesus Christ,
461
00:17:14,442 --> 00:17:16,483
where's the Wayne that I used
to know who'd pull his dick out
462
00:17:16,487 --> 00:17:18,063
and wave it around in
a very offensive manner?
463
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:20,549
- At least that guy I understood.
- All right, speaking of dicks,
464
00:17:20,553 --> 00:17:22,953
- where's our Congressman?
- Cops got him.
465
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,255
They beat the shit out of him
466
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,039
before he got here, too,
black eye and everything.
467
00:17:26,043 --> 00:17:27,601
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
468
00:17:27,606 --> 00:17:29,605
So have you figured out why we're here?
469
00:17:29,610 --> 00:17:32,310
We thought to find out
who tried to kill Blair.
470
00:17:32,315 --> 00:17:34,814
Or who Blair tried to kill.
471
00:17:34,819 --> 00:17:35,997
Or did kill.
472
00:17:36,002 --> 00:17:40,444
Well, we all have alibis, so
there's no mystery to solve.
473
00:17:40,449 --> 00:17:42,307
On the contrary.
474
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,112
By my count, there are
three obvious mysteries
475
00:17:45,117 --> 00:17:46,275
in this very room.
476
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,599
Which would you like me to solve first?
477
00:17:48,604 --> 00:17:53,309
One, why is Dawn fidgeting
with that ring on her necklace?
478
00:17:54,414 --> 00:17:58,377
Two, who orchestrated this
haunted house charade?
479
00:17:58,382 --> 00:18:02,784
And three, who shot Blair
and killed his colleagues?
480
00:18:02,789 --> 00:18:04,547
Three, I say three.
481
00:18:04,552 --> 00:18:07,433
Yeah, number three is
the sexier headline,
482
00:18:07,438 --> 00:18:10,157
but I'm gonna roll back to n�mero uno.
483
00:18:10,162 --> 00:18:12,682
Dawn, what is that ring?
484
00:18:12,687 --> 00:18:15,086
I'm sorry? Come on... Fuck this.
485
00:18:15,091 --> 00:18:17,851
Mo, I'm really not in the mood, okay?
486
00:18:17,856 --> 00:18:19,534
That's why it's purple.
487
00:18:19,539 --> 00:18:22,319
It's a mood ring, and purple means
488
00:18:22,324 --> 00:18:24,604
I'm over it, so move on.
489
00:18:24,609 --> 00:18:26,627
It's not because it's an amethyst?
490
00:18:26,632 --> 00:18:29,152
Actually, I'm... I'm... I'm
not familiar with that stone.
491
00:18:29,157 --> 00:18:31,516
You're not familiar
with your own birthstone?
492
00:18:31,521 --> 00:18:32,998
Get off my fucking ass
493
00:18:33,003 --> 00:18:34,601
and stop asking me the dumb questions!
494
00:18:34,606 --> 00:18:36,605
That's Nomi's engagement ring.
495
00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:37,810
I'd recognize it anywhere.
496
00:18:37,815 --> 00:18:39,531
It took me forever to
find the fucking thing.
497
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,614
What I don't know is why
it's around your neck.
498
00:18:41,619 --> 00:18:43,097
What I don't know is why you bought
499
00:18:43,102 --> 00:18:45,100
Nomi a birthstone for February
500
00:18:45,105 --> 00:18:46,703
when she was fucking born in June.
501
00:18:49,393 --> 00:18:51,231
Because our love was born in February.
502
00:18:51,236 --> 00:18:52,754
Don't change the subject, Dawn.
503
00:18:52,759 --> 00:18:54,838
No, I was still in prison.
504
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:56,768
They let me out February 28th,
505
00:18:56,773 --> 00:18:59,112
which means you met Nomi March first.
506
00:18:59,117 --> 00:19:01,116
- Okay, so I was wrong.
- Yeah.
507
00:19:01,121 --> 00:19:04,282
I'll ask you again. Why
is it around your neck?
508
00:19:04,287 --> 00:19:07,087
I was...
509
00:19:07,092 --> 00:19:10,213
holding it for her while she performed,
510
00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:11,909
and I just... I forgot to give it back.
511
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:15,678
I used to lie, too,
when Shira would ask me,
512
00:19:15,683 --> 00:19:16,922
"Why are you not wearing your ring?"
513
00:19:16,926 --> 00:19:18,527
And I'd be like, "Oh,
I left it at the gym",
514
00:19:18,531 --> 00:19:20,228
or, "Rings on men are so gay",
515
00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:22,333
or, "I left it at Jim's,
who's so not gay".
516
00:19:22,338 --> 00:19:25,378
Shut the fuck up, please.
And I'm not lying.
517
00:19:25,383 --> 00:19:27,364
Then why didn't you just say
all that in the first place?
518
00:19:27,368 --> 00:19:30,542
Because I've just had a really bad day
519
00:19:30,547 --> 00:19:32,946
where I'm, like, in extras holding
520
00:19:32,951 --> 00:19:34,149
in the fucking Exorcist.
521
00:19:34,154 --> 00:19:36,993
Jesus, let me, like, try to breathe!
522
00:19:40,405 --> 00:19:42,243
Wait.
523
00:19:44,332 --> 00:19:47,693
How did it take you
forever to find the ring,
524
00:19:47,698 --> 00:19:50,618
when you've only known
Nomi for a few weeks?
525
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:51,941
Getting warmer.
526
00:19:51,946 --> 00:19:54,625
Why did you buy Nomi's
ring before you met her?
527
00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:58,713
I don't know what
you're asking me exactly.
528
00:19:58,718 --> 00:20:00,476
And why was it an amethyst?
529
00:20:00,481 --> 00:20:01,879
Hot, hot, hot.
530
00:20:01,884 --> 00:20:04,363
And why did Yassir put
a bow on your new house
531
00:20:04,368 --> 00:20:06,607
on my favorite street the
day that I was supposed
532
00:20:06,612 --> 00:20:08,611
- to come home from prison?
- Mm.
533
00:20:08,616 --> 00:20:11,316
Oh, shit. That was a painting of me!
534
00:20:11,321 --> 00:20:13,099
Oh, my God, saying it out loud
535
00:20:13,104 --> 00:20:14,623
is finally what helped
you put it all together?
536
00:20:14,627 --> 00:20:17,088
- You were gonna propose to me?
- Again.
537
00:20:17,093 --> 00:20:19,193
Hey, cops, please come take me away.
538
00:20:19,198 --> 00:20:20,957
I did it. I killed everybody!
539
00:20:20,962 --> 00:20:22,880
No need for a trial.
Just shoot me in the face.
540
00:20:22,885 --> 00:20:24,889
Put me out of my misery.
541
00:20:25,486 --> 00:20:27,685
Do you think they still have a chance?
542
00:20:27,690 --> 00:20:30,370
I don't think you're gonna
have a chance to cop a feel
543
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:32,579
until you start acting
like a fucking professional.
544
00:20:33,861 --> 00:20:35,865
Guess I should get to it, shouldn't I?
545
00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:39,747
We sure did learn a lot
tonight about you
546
00:20:39,752 --> 00:20:41,590
and how truly hated you are
547
00:20:41,595 --> 00:20:43,213
by all the people who know you best.
548
00:20:43,218 --> 00:20:44,435
I wouldn't say that.
549
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,519
After hearing you double-crossed Mo...
550
00:20:46,524 --> 00:20:48,001
Well, for a good reason.
551
00:20:48,006 --> 00:20:49,885
... and sent Dawn to prison...
552
00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:51,729
All those circumstances
were beyond my control.
553
00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:53,692
... the suicides on Black Monday...
554
00:20:53,697 --> 00:20:55,695
That was a very sensitive day.
555
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:59,502
... I would say, in my
professional assessment,
556
00:20:59,507 --> 00:21:02,868
that you sound like
a real piece of shit.
557
00:21:02,873 --> 00:21:04,011
Okay.
558
00:21:04,016 --> 00:21:06,035
But, uh, the one thing
that I couldn't shake
559
00:21:06,039 --> 00:21:08,298
was what Mo said about all the folks
560
00:21:08,303 --> 00:21:10,381
who stood in your way, so I had the boys
561
00:21:10,386 --> 00:21:12,806
do a little, uh, database digging.
562
00:21:12,811 --> 00:21:14,529
Fucking technology.
563
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:17,094
Your dad died of a heart attack, right?
564
00:21:17,099 --> 00:21:19,217
Yes. Suddenly.
565
00:21:19,222 --> 00:21:22,023
But the autopsy said
that they found glass
566
00:21:22,028 --> 00:21:25,950
in his intestines,
pancreas, and kidneys.
567
00:21:25,955 --> 00:21:27,352
The guy was a fucking snow globe.
568
00:21:28,362 --> 00:21:30,358
Well, I guess it's true what they say,
569
00:21:30,363 --> 00:21:34,402
we all eat so many things
without knowing it.
570
00:21:34,407 --> 00:21:38,212
- Hair and spiders and whatnot.
- According to who?
571
00:21:38,217 --> 00:21:41,538
Exactly... the World
Health Organization,
572
00:21:41,543 --> 00:21:43,842
that is who, so I think we could
573
00:21:43,847 --> 00:21:47,168
probably just rule out
my decades-dead dad
574
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:48,871
from the suspect list, yeah?
575
00:21:48,876 --> 00:21:52,958
Problem is, we just can't
rule you out, can we?
576
00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:55,362
What the fuck is this? This a setup?
577
00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:58,007
It wasn't until all your dirty friends
578
00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:00,311
started smelling a lot cleaner than you.
579
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,319
Throw him back, fellas.
580
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,243
- You want your confession?
- No, no, no!
581
00:22:06,248 --> 00:22:07,865
Go get it yourself, Congressman.
582
00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:08,947
Okay.
583
00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:13,961
MoMo...
584
00:22:17,768 --> 00:22:19,771
Why didn't you tell me?
585
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,054
- The truth?
- Yeah.
586
00:22:24,059 --> 00:22:26,098
You'd already made up your mind.
587
00:22:26,103 --> 00:22:29,023
I just felt like the lie
588
00:22:29,028 --> 00:22:32,750
made more sense at the
time, you know, for you.
589
00:22:33,957 --> 00:22:36,835
- I had no idea...
- Hey, Mo!
590
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:41,045
If I'm so highly murderable,
take your best shot.
591
00:22:41,050 --> 00:22:42,768
Let's do this.
592
00:22:42,773 --> 00:22:44,571
Wait a second. You were listening to us?
593
00:22:44,576 --> 00:22:46,716
I thought you were getting
your fucking dick lopped off.
594
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,899
Yeah, I was listening to you.
595
00:22:48,904 --> 00:22:51,103
And by the way, you're
a horrible father.
596
00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:53,913
You make Bill Cosby
look like Cliff Huxtable.
597
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:56,793
- We all know he's a rapist.
- I do.
598
00:22:56,798 --> 00:22:58,196
My cousin did crafty on Ghost Dad...
599
00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,559
Are you saying Bill Cosby is a rapist...
600
00:22:59,563 --> 00:23:00,681
... and they called him Pill Cosby...
601
00:23:00,685 --> 00:23:02,083
... or Cliff Huxtable is the rapist?
602
00:23:02,087 --> 00:23:03,627
Yeah, I guess he does talk
about Spanish fly a lot.
603
00:23:03,631 --> 00:23:07,636
Whoa! Bill Cosby is a rapist?
604
00:23:08,379 --> 00:23:09,657
- I have to get rid...
- Wait a second.
605
00:23:09,661 --> 00:23:10,679
... of my entire sweater collection.
606
00:23:10,683 --> 00:23:11,900
You set this up.
607
00:23:11,905 --> 00:23:14,104
You fucking set me up to betray Mo?
608
00:23:14,109 --> 00:23:15,587
Wait, you... hold on, wait a minute.
609
00:23:15,592 --> 00:23:17,070
- No, okay.
- Betray Mo?
610
00:23:17,075 --> 00:23:18,574
So that's why you were
trying to find out
611
00:23:18,578 --> 00:23:19,678
where I was so bad, K-man.
612
00:23:19,683 --> 00:23:21,842
Yeah, so you could have
Blair's goons scoop me up?
613
00:23:21,847 --> 00:23:24,028
No, that was not... No, he told
me he wanted to call you
614
00:23:24,032 --> 00:23:25,592
- to tell you good news, right?
- I just heard you!
615
00:23:25,596 --> 00:23:27,154
- Good news, he said to me...
- Wait!
616
00:23:27,159 --> 00:23:29,318
So that's why you were the only person
617
00:23:29,323 --> 00:23:31,842
that was taken out of
here for questioning?
618
00:23:31,847 --> 00:23:33,980
- Brava.
- Holy shit.
619
00:23:33,985 --> 00:23:36,544
I knew, once he had a black eye,
620
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:38,367
that it was his ruse.
621
00:23:38,372 --> 00:23:40,211
A true black eye wouldn't appear
622
00:23:40,216 --> 00:23:42,916
until hours later, not
until the capillaries
623
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:44,919
leaked into the surrounding tissue,
624
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:48,926
but for a former theater kid
with a small bruise kit,
625
00:23:48,931 --> 00:23:50,810
he could make it look convincing...
626
00:23:50,815 --> 00:23:53,134
and fetching, I might add.
627
00:23:53,139 --> 00:23:56,180
- Thank you, Wayne.
- Yeah, thank you, Wayne.
628
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:59,085
And you, you really think that one of us
629
00:23:59,090 --> 00:24:00,969
is behind this thing,
trying to kill you?
630
00:24:00,974 --> 00:24:03,453
You really do need a checkup
from the neck up,
631
00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:06,318
'cause if you keep this shit
up, one of us really might.
632
00:24:06,323 --> 00:24:09,664
Oh, Mo, Dawn just wanted
to be friends, huh?
633
00:24:11,452 --> 00:24:12,769
Let me tell you something.
634
00:24:12,774 --> 00:24:14,653
Me not marrying Dawn was the best thing
635
00:24:14,658 --> 00:24:15,896
- that ever happened to me.
- Oh.
636
00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:18,380
- Wait, wait, what?
- Okay, no, no, not like that.
637
00:24:18,385 --> 00:24:20,383
Don't let him fuck us
up. That's not what...
638
00:24:20,388 --> 00:24:21,587
You know what? Fuck you, Blair.
639
00:24:21,591 --> 00:24:24,771
- No, no, no, fuck you, Mo.
- Fuck my life.
640
00:24:24,776 --> 00:24:26,001
Fuck 'em all. Remember that?
641
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,717
You wish I would have married your ass,
642
00:24:27,721 --> 00:24:29,620
which is why you asked three times.
643
00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:31,784
That's some simple-ass hat trick shit.
644
00:24:31,789 --> 00:24:33,907
No, I'm glad you said no to me,
645
00:24:33,912 --> 00:24:35,030
because if you'd said yes,
646
00:24:35,035 --> 00:24:37,319
I would have never met
the love of my life.
647
00:24:39,082 --> 00:24:40,519
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
648
00:24:40,524 --> 00:24:42,242
- Yeah, that's right?
- That's right, Dawn.
649
00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:43,725
And it drives you crazy.
650
00:24:43,730 --> 00:24:45,130
That's why you stole her from me.
651
00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:47,855
I didn't steal her.
I saved her from you.
652
00:24:47,860 --> 00:24:51,138
You wish that we had had
the same kind of relationship
653
00:24:51,143 --> 00:24:52,241
that Nomi and I have.
654
00:24:52,246 --> 00:24:55,326
Is that why Nomi asked
me to hold on to her ring?
655
00:24:55,331 --> 00:24:57,771
The real reason is 'cause she
doesn't want anyone to know
656
00:24:57,776 --> 00:24:59,774
she's fucking engaged to you.
657
00:24:59,779 --> 00:25:02,219
And scene!
658
00:25:02,224 --> 00:25:05,284
Congratulations for
telling each other lies.
659
00:25:05,289 --> 00:25:06,506
Let me tell you something.
660
00:25:06,511 --> 00:25:08,189
There is a long history of labels
661
00:25:08,194 --> 00:25:11,335
making their artists seem
single for record sales.
662
00:25:11,340 --> 00:25:13,318
- Yeah?
- Want some examples?
663
00:25:18,353 --> 00:25:20,872
Give me a fucking break.
I'll come up with some.
664
00:25:20,877 --> 00:25:23,016
I'm on the spot. I don't have anybody.
665
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,659
Yeah, 'cause you're fucking wrong.
666
00:25:24,664 --> 00:25:27,123
The truth is it's got nothing
to do with her being engaged
667
00:25:27,128 --> 00:25:29,688
and everything to do with
her being engaged to you.
668
00:25:29,693 --> 00:25:31,972
It's you, Mo. It's fucking you.
669
00:25:31,977 --> 00:25:35,659
If you were young and cool,
you'd help her career.
670
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:38,083
- But you're not.
- God damn it!
671
00:25:38,088 --> 00:25:41,369
This group is so fucking
easily distractible!
672
00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:45,216
Okay, we are here because
this guy set us up,
673
00:25:45,221 --> 00:25:47,420
and he's the reason I'm not
gonna see my kids again.
674
00:25:47,425 --> 00:25:49,303
And the reason that I'm gonna miss
675
00:25:49,308 --> 00:25:51,187
Nomi's album release party.
676
00:25:51,192 --> 00:25:53,751
Yeah, you're the reason
that we are gonna miss
677
00:25:53,756 --> 00:25:55,434
Nomi's album release party!
678
00:25:55,439 --> 00:25:57,077
Which is still very upsetting to me.
679
00:25:57,082 --> 00:25:58,082
Okay!
680
00:25:58,087 --> 00:25:59,322
- It's upsetting to all of us!
- So what?
681
00:25:59,326 --> 00:26:01,525
Okay, I'm sorry.
682
00:26:01,530 --> 00:26:04,050
I'm just so tired
683
00:26:04,055 --> 00:26:06,899
of feeling like I'm the bad guy.
684
00:26:08,222 --> 00:26:10,226
You are.
685
00:26:18,942 --> 00:26:20,941
Oh!
686
00:26:20,946 --> 00:26:22,924
Man down!
687
00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:24,246
Back the fuck up, Mo!
688
00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:25,850
- Finally, someone...
- Fuck you!
689
00:26:25,854 --> 00:26:27,653
- I feel like you don't...
- What the fuck, Yassir?
690
00:26:27,657 --> 00:26:31,619
Wayne, this is for the ladies!
691
00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:33,743
- Fuck all of y'all!
- Hey, that's enough.
692
00:26:33,748 --> 00:26:35,346
You're all free to go.
693
00:26:35,351 --> 00:26:37,309
We only have the black site till nine,
694
00:26:37,314 --> 00:26:38,812
so scram.
695
00:26:38,817 --> 00:26:41,337
And shut the fuck up!
696
00:26:41,342 --> 00:26:42,880
- Jesus.
- Little bitches.
697
00:26:42,884 --> 00:26:44,602
What the fuck did I do?
698
00:26:48,795 --> 00:26:51,395
I was on my way to the
Met to drop off a big wig
699
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,619
when the cops jumped in
and made me drive here,
700
00:26:53,624 --> 00:26:55,102
but at least I can drive you guys home.
701
00:26:55,106 --> 00:26:57,225
There's plenty of room for everyone.
702
00:26:57,230 --> 00:26:58,948
I'll pull it around.
703
00:26:58,953 --> 00:27:02,114
Hey, Wayne, you said you, uh, knew
704
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,759
who tried to kill Blair and
who killed all the others,
705
00:27:04,764 --> 00:27:07,684
- the last mystery.
- Absolutely.
706
00:27:07,689 --> 00:27:09,468
The killer's obviously...
707
00:27:09,473 --> 00:27:13,414
Hey, check this out...
a remote lock/unlock.
708
00:27:13,419 --> 00:27:15,899
Isn't that rad?
709
00:27:15,904 --> 00:27:18,123
Fucking technology.
710
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,000
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