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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,700 --> 00:00:03,579 Previously on Black Monday... 2 00:00:03,584 --> 00:00:07,145 I'm thinking I want Dawn to manage my career. 3 00:00:07,150 --> 00:00:08,628 I was behind Black Monday. 4 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:10,531 Twenty minutes ago, someone confessed 5 00:00:10,536 --> 00:00:13,377 to Black Monday, and they had a far more credible story. 6 00:00:13,382 --> 00:00:14,739 I just wanted to thank you. 7 00:00:14,744 --> 00:00:15,903 I mean, without you, I never would've known 8 00:00:15,907 --> 00:00:16,964 about Amerisavings. 9 00:00:16,969 --> 00:00:18,327 You're really going all-in, huh? 10 00:00:18,332 --> 00:00:20,210 Bought the ring, closed on the house. 11 00:00:20,214 --> 00:00:23,014 This is the exact street that I told you 12 00:00:23,019 --> 00:00:25,298 - I always wanted to live on. - I don't remember that. 13 00:00:25,303 --> 00:00:28,904 - Is that a painting of me? - Mm-mm, no. 14 00:00:28,909 --> 00:00:31,148 I was fucking shot in the fucking chest, 15 00:00:31,153 --> 00:00:32,772 and the fucking person who fucking did it 16 00:00:32,776 --> 00:00:33,913 is still fucking out there, 17 00:00:33,918 --> 00:00:36,018 and I'm the only one who fucking cares? 18 00:00:36,023 --> 00:00:38,863 You are gonna love your new FBI-installed security system. 19 00:00:38,867 --> 00:00:40,625 They also suggest that you get them a copy 20 00:00:40,630 --> 00:00:41,968 of your enemies list ASAP. 21 00:00:41,973 --> 00:00:43,891 I don't have a list of my enemies. 22 00:00:54,215 --> 00:00:55,693 - Hello? - Hey, Yass. 23 00:00:55,698 --> 00:00:57,416 Let's have a boys' night, huh? 24 00:00:57,421 --> 00:00:59,099 Nomi's out of town visiting a sick aunt. 25 00:00:59,104 --> 00:01:01,263 She's got something called Pontiac Fever, 26 00:01:01,268 --> 00:01:03,306 but her loss of bowel control is our gain. 27 00:01:03,311 --> 00:01:05,730 One second, boss, okay? Hold on. 28 00:01:05,735 --> 00:01:07,614 Hey, there, Dawn. 29 00:01:07,619 --> 00:01:09,917 Uh, that is Mo on the phone 30 00:01:09,922 --> 00:01:11,381 saying he wants to hang out tonight 31 00:01:11,386 --> 00:01:14,667 because Nomi's out of town taking care of her sick aunt, 32 00:01:14,672 --> 00:01:16,850 suffering from something called Pontiac Fever, 33 00:01:16,855 --> 00:01:19,074 - whatever the fuck that is. - So what? 34 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,577 You chicks lied to him 35 00:01:20,582 --> 00:01:23,222 about his own fianc�e's album release party? 36 00:01:23,227 --> 00:01:25,326 I didn't lie. I told Nomi to lie. 37 00:01:25,331 --> 00:01:27,349 So what am I supposed to tell Mo? 38 00:01:28,737 --> 00:01:30,575 Dawn? 39 00:01:30,580 --> 00:01:33,621 Hello, Ms. Management Music, Dawn Darcy speaking. 40 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:35,464 Hey, Dawn, are you home? 41 00:01:35,469 --> 00:01:38,789 Oh, Congressman! Give me good news! 42 00:01:38,794 --> 00:01:39,952 - Dawn! - What? 43 00:01:39,957 --> 00:01:41,956 So should I tell Mo that I have Pontiac Fever, 44 00:01:41,961 --> 00:01:44,200 - that it's going around? - No, dumbass. 45 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:46,844 Stay away from specifics and illnesses. 46 00:01:46,849 --> 00:01:49,649 Take it from a master. Good lies are like bad photos. 47 00:01:49,654 --> 00:01:51,313 As long as they're blurry and you're not in 'em, 48 00:01:51,317 --> 00:01:52,415 no one gives a fucking shit. 49 00:01:52,419 --> 00:01:55,019 So I am just calling you to congratulate you 50 00:01:55,024 --> 00:01:56,983 on your full expungement. 51 00:01:56,988 --> 00:01:58,465 That's right, citizen. 52 00:01:58,470 --> 00:02:00,270 Your record is cleaner than a dog's balls, 53 00:02:00,275 --> 00:02:01,952 so you can go back to plotting world domination or whatnot. 54 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:03,955 You really did it? Oh, wait, shit, shit. 55 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,359 Can you hold? I know we've had a rough go. 56 00:02:05,363 --> 00:02:06,641 - No, no, no... - I have to thank you properly. 57 00:02:06,645 --> 00:02:07,904 - A real quick way... - Just hold on. 58 00:02:07,908 --> 00:02:09,067 - ... to thank me would be to... - One quick second, okay? 59 00:02:09,071 --> 00:02:10,608 ... help me track down Mo... 60 00:02:10,612 --> 00:02:12,410 Dawn... fuck! 61 00:02:12,415 --> 00:02:14,214 - I am so, so sorry. - Hello. 62 00:02:14,219 --> 00:02:15,817 - Ms. Management Music. - Just give me one more second. 63 00:02:15,821 --> 00:02:17,020 - Okay? Boss? - Dawn Darcy speaking. 64 00:02:17,024 --> 00:02:19,383 Hey, Dawn. Wait, was that Yass? 65 00:02:19,388 --> 00:02:21,387 I could have sworn I heard Yassir in the background. 66 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,869 Well, you were just on with him. 67 00:02:22,874 --> 00:02:24,072 It could have just been some kind 68 00:02:24,076 --> 00:02:27,397 of weird high-tech echo, you know? 69 00:02:27,402 --> 00:02:30,843 Hi-techos, the cereal for nerds. 70 00:02:30,848 --> 00:02:32,727 I'm cuckoo for dying alone. 71 00:02:33,814 --> 00:02:36,713 - Hello. - Keith Shenkar-Leighman II. 72 00:02:36,718 --> 00:02:37,796 I need a favor. 73 00:02:37,801 --> 00:02:41,042 Blair Pfaff Georgina, the first of his name. 74 00:02:41,047 --> 00:02:43,527 I'm actually just running out to get my kids. What's up? 75 00:02:43,532 --> 00:02:46,391 Anyway, um, MoMo, uh, I have to go, okay? 76 00:02:46,396 --> 00:02:47,794 I-I-I'll call you back. 77 00:02:47,799 --> 00:02:49,257 O-okay, but real quick... do you want 78 00:02:49,261 --> 00:02:50,799 to come to a Kokomo show tonight? 79 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:52,603 I mean, Nomi is out of town, so I know you're not working. 80 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:56,269 I can't. I'm... 81 00:02:56,274 --> 00:02:57,631 I'm sick. 82 00:02:57,636 --> 00:03:00,256 Yeah, I've got, um... 83 00:03:00,261 --> 00:03:01,761 Cadillac Fever. 84 00:03:01,766 --> 00:03:03,145 Nomi's aunt has Pontiac Fever, 85 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:05,228 and now you got something called Cadillac... 86 00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:07,189 Is there some kind of GM pandemic going around 87 00:03:07,194 --> 00:03:08,833 that I don't know about? 88 00:03:08,837 --> 00:03:10,595 Shit, hold on. Let me shake this. 89 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,799 - I fucking panicked! - My God, the master? 90 00:03:12,804 --> 00:03:13,962 - I'm sorry! - You were so dog shit! 91 00:03:13,966 --> 00:03:15,243 - Mo, Yassir? - Yassir? 92 00:03:15,248 --> 00:03:16,586 - Mo? - Keith? 93 00:03:16,591 --> 00:03:18,970 I keep hearing Yassir. You heard him right, Keith? 94 00:03:18,975 --> 00:03:21,214 This phone technology is a pretty powerful thing. 95 00:03:21,219 --> 00:03:22,337 You never know who's listening. 96 00:03:22,341 --> 00:03:23,701 Sorry, I was trying to put Dawn on hold 97 00:03:23,705 --> 00:03:25,663 'cause she's either fully dying or fully lying. 98 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:27,986 I'm still here, MoMo. 99 00:03:27,991 --> 00:03:30,871 Party line, getting the band back together. 100 00:03:30,876 --> 00:03:33,376 This new shit is so dumb... conference call, 101 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:34,710 call waiting, clock. 102 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,433 Can't a phone just be a fucking phone? 103 00:03:36,438 --> 00:03:38,037 What do you want, Keith? 104 00:03:38,042 --> 00:03:42,947 Mo, I want to give you, um... an engagement gift, 105 00:03:42,952 --> 00:03:45,432 a-and I got to give it to you tonight, and... 106 00:03:45,437 --> 00:03:47,976 So just tell me where you're at, and I'll come right over. 107 00:03:47,981 --> 00:03:49,947 I'm across the street from Gray's Papaya. I'm... 108 00:03:49,951 --> 00:03:52,771 Hey, K-man, you down for a boys' night? 109 00:03:52,776 --> 00:03:55,756 Like back in our good old post-rug, pre-plug Miami days. 110 00:03:55,761 --> 00:03:57,702 I mean, we keep trying to set shit right between us. 111 00:03:57,706 --> 00:03:59,643 Do I got to stay on for this gay shit? 112 00:03:59,648 --> 00:04:00,725 - Whoa. - Hey. 113 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:02,007 No, no, I just meant I... 114 00:04:02,012 --> 00:04:03,871 Yeah, we get it, and don't you dare hang up, 115 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:05,575 'cause I'm not done with your lying ass yet. 116 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:06,698 And she hung up. 117 00:04:06,702 --> 00:04:08,299 Look, Mo, I would love to hang out with you, 118 00:04:08,303 --> 00:04:10,223 but if I don't take the kids tonight, 119 00:04:10,228 --> 00:04:12,567 Shira's new boyfriend's gonna convert them to Mormon. 120 00:04:12,572 --> 00:04:14,671 This is my, like, last, last chance. 121 00:04:14,676 --> 00:04:18,097 I cannot fuck this up, so rain check, next week maybe? 122 00:04:18,101 --> 00:04:19,279 I'm busy. 123 00:04:19,284 --> 00:04:21,004 And weren't you just about to drop off my gift? 124 00:04:21,008 --> 00:04:22,247 That's my call waiting. 125 00:04:22,251 --> 00:04:24,287 Tell Dawnie to feel better. Okay, bye-bye. 126 00:04:24,292 --> 00:04:27,333 You never know who's listening, huh? 127 00:04:27,338 --> 00:04:29,817 You heard it, okay? He's at Gray's Papaya. 128 00:04:29,822 --> 00:04:31,141 Are we done here? 129 00:04:31,145 --> 00:04:33,824 'Cause I don't like lying to a good friend. 130 00:04:33,829 --> 00:04:36,354 Look, boss, I can't lie to you. 131 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:39,916 I'm sick. 132 00:04:39,921 --> 00:04:42,800 Yeah, I'm sick, too. Yeah, that bullshit got me. 133 00:04:42,805 --> 00:04:45,205 Uh, if that's your idea of lying or friendship, 134 00:04:45,210 --> 00:04:46,768 yoink a doink. 135 00:04:46,773 --> 00:04:47,773 - Coming. - One sec. 136 00:04:47,778 --> 00:04:49,818 Hold on. 137 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:51,456 You lying piece of shit. You... 138 00:04:53,184 --> 00:04:56,185 Fucking technology! 139 00:04:56,190 --> 00:04:57,467 Maurice Monroe? 140 00:04:57,472 --> 00:04:59,451 Gents, can I help... What the fuck is going on? 141 00:04:59,456 --> 00:05:01,216 - You're coming with us. - Wait, who are you? 142 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:05,201 Where am I? Get your fucking hands off me. 143 00:05:05,206 --> 00:05:08,086 All right! 144 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:15,780 Huh. 145 00:05:15,785 --> 00:05:17,788 Well, this is gonna suck. 146 00:05:18,950 --> 00:05:20,429 Let me out of this fucking room! 147 00:05:20,433 --> 00:05:21,631 Tried that. 148 00:05:21,636 --> 00:05:23,274 Hey, I want to talk to my lawyers! 149 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:25,638 - Tried that, too. - I got to take a fucking whiz! 150 00:05:25,643 --> 00:05:28,162 We tried that, too, and then I just pissed in the corner, 151 00:05:28,167 --> 00:05:29,644 but watch out for the dead rats, 152 00:05:29,649 --> 00:05:30,747 also the live ones. 153 00:05:30,752 --> 00:05:32,990 They were pissed that I pissed on their fallen comrades. 154 00:05:32,994 --> 00:05:34,494 You telling me there's really no other fucking way 155 00:05:34,498 --> 00:05:37,419 - out of this place? - One way in, one way out. 156 00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:38,862 As far as we can tell, we're in one of those 157 00:05:38,866 --> 00:05:42,548 terrifying, off-the-books NYPD black sites 158 00:05:42,553 --> 00:05:44,111 you only hear rumors about. 159 00:05:44,116 --> 00:05:46,715 I'm guessing 'cause, uh, nobody ever comes back. 160 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:48,560 They just told us to wait here, and they'd come 161 00:05:48,564 --> 00:05:50,623 - and get us one by one. - No big deal, then. 162 00:05:50,628 --> 00:05:52,978 Let's just wait here until they come back and get us. 163 00:05:52,983 --> 00:05:54,983 - Are you fucking kidding me? - Ugh. 164 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:57,535 I'm a legitimate businessman! I pay taxes! 165 00:05:59,364 --> 00:06:00,881 You know what? 166 00:06:00,886 --> 00:06:03,106 Only a group this fucked up could be in a situation 167 00:06:03,110 --> 00:06:06,050 this fucked up and be all like, "Oh, no big whoop, 168 00:06:06,055 --> 00:06:08,775 just your regular cop-napping kill room. 169 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:10,618 And, oh, by the way, don't relieve yourself 170 00:06:10,623 --> 00:06:12,382 in the fucking rat cemetery". 171 00:06:12,387 --> 00:06:14,546 Speaking of which, cue the Mourner's Kaddish 172 00:06:14,551 --> 00:06:16,450 or whatever the fucking Mormon equivalent is, 173 00:06:16,454 --> 00:06:18,132 because if I'm not at Shira's house 174 00:06:18,137 --> 00:06:19,535 to pick up my kids in 16 minutes, 175 00:06:19,539 --> 00:06:22,059 - I'm fucking dead. - Who cares? 176 00:06:22,064 --> 00:06:24,343 I'm sorry, but isn't the bigger-ticket item 177 00:06:24,348 --> 00:06:26,267 why the five of us are here? 178 00:06:26,272 --> 00:06:28,491 Something we thought maybe you could explain, Mo. 179 00:06:28,496 --> 00:06:30,655 Oh, so you think this whole thing is 'cause of me? 180 00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:32,559 You are the criminal of our group of friends. 181 00:06:32,563 --> 00:06:34,842 That is some real revisionist bullshit, 182 00:06:34,847 --> 00:06:36,244 historically speaking. 183 00:06:36,249 --> 00:06:39,170 Black Monday was on you two contortionist fucks. 184 00:06:39,175 --> 00:06:40,175 Here we go. 185 00:06:40,180 --> 00:06:41,858 Did you forget that you stabbed me 186 00:06:41,863 --> 00:06:43,557 in the fucking back while butt fucking 187 00:06:43,562 --> 00:06:45,180 the entire financial world 188 00:06:45,185 --> 00:06:48,627 and throwing an elderly maniac off of a high-rise high dive? 189 00:06:48,632 --> 00:06:51,232 That was you two, so maybe we're here for that shit. 190 00:06:51,237 --> 00:06:54,037 And did you forget that I already went to jail 191 00:06:54,042 --> 00:06:56,503 - for that shit, for fucking you, Mo? - Oh, my God, this shit again? 192 00:06:56,507 --> 00:06:58,725 Okay, I had to eat out my cellmate. 193 00:06:58,730 --> 00:07:00,528 And I went to Congress. 194 00:07:00,533 --> 00:07:02,052 I mean, I know it's not as bad as jail, 195 00:07:02,056 --> 00:07:03,936 but it's not nearly as cool as you would think it was. 196 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:06,681 And I had to eat out every night. 197 00:07:06,686 --> 00:07:08,363 Do you know how fattening that is? 198 00:07:08,368 --> 00:07:10,968 - The amount of butter I consumed? - Shut up! 199 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:12,771 The point is they already closed the case 200 00:07:12,775 --> 00:07:13,853 on Black Monday. 201 00:07:13,858 --> 00:07:16,357 Well, the case is still open on Amerisavings, 202 00:07:16,362 --> 00:07:17,922 or do you not remember that time I thought 203 00:07:17,926 --> 00:07:19,283 we were gonna die in the bank 204 00:07:19,288 --> 00:07:20,888 and then we almost did die in the fucking bank? 205 00:07:20,892 --> 00:07:23,188 Is that when you turned the retail bank into a blood bank? 206 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:26,074 Well, d�j� Jew. It's happening again, okay? 207 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:28,258 - My people can sense death... - Your people. 208 00:07:28,263 --> 00:07:31,084 ... like a dog in a storm, and thunder is coming. 209 00:07:31,089 --> 00:07:32,187 Let me tell you something... 210 00:07:32,191 --> 00:07:33,629 your Semitic sense, right on point, 211 00:07:33,634 --> 00:07:34,791 because if there was ever 212 00:07:34,796 --> 00:07:37,196 a we-could-die-in-this-room room... 213 00:07:37,201 --> 00:07:41,406 I mean, I'm not sweating it. There is no way I die here. 214 00:07:41,411 --> 00:07:43,530 My landlady does chicken bone voodoo, 215 00:07:43,535 --> 00:07:47,296 and she told me I actually die in a spaceship 216 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,721 from lung cancer, but still... 217 00:07:49,726 --> 00:07:51,805 Look, guys, whatever shit we're in, 218 00:07:51,810 --> 00:07:54,225 it must be deep if they're not afraid to punch a... 219 00:07:54,230 --> 00:07:55,287 - Politician. - No. 220 00:07:55,292 --> 00:07:56,989 I was gonna say a white boy, 221 00:07:56,994 --> 00:07:59,695 but the real question is, why now? 222 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:01,738 All this shit, it's in the past. 223 00:08:01,743 --> 00:08:03,802 And Blair, he just got my record expunged. 224 00:08:03,807 --> 00:08:04,844 I'm clean. 225 00:08:04,849 --> 00:08:07,329 And I only make records, so I'm clean. 226 00:08:07,334 --> 00:08:08,972 We at the Leighman Brothers, we're clean. 227 00:08:08,977 --> 00:08:10,256 Yeah, with the Lenny out of the picture. 228 00:08:10,260 --> 00:08:11,858 Hey, I had nothing to do with that. 229 00:08:11,863 --> 00:08:13,222 You might want to tell your tailor. 230 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:14,543 Or your hairline. 231 00:08:15,731 --> 00:08:17,371 Oh, that's great. We're having a good time. 232 00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:20,776 No, but Dawn is right. Why now? 233 00:08:20,781 --> 00:08:23,460 Maybe we're just here 'cause the cops 234 00:08:23,465 --> 00:08:25,965 are extremely racist and homophobic. 235 00:08:25,970 --> 00:08:28,750 We're quite a tasty sampler. You almost can't blame 'em. 236 00:08:28,755 --> 00:08:32,056 Black, Black, gay, gay, me. 237 00:08:32,061 --> 00:08:35,622 But the only one of us that's been in hot water lately 238 00:08:35,627 --> 00:08:39,189 is actually... well, it's you, Blair. 239 00:08:39,194 --> 00:08:42,916 - Yeah, not to point fingers... - Oh, point, point, point. 240 00:08:42,921 --> 00:08:45,260 ... but, Blair, you are the only one 241 00:08:45,265 --> 00:08:48,065 who has had multiple attempts on his life, 242 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:50,650 so, clearly, you're wrapped up in some shady shit, 243 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,933 which is why everyone around you 244 00:08:52,938 --> 00:08:55,778 dies mysteriously or violently, which reminds me... 245 00:08:55,783 --> 00:08:57,001 - Yeah. - Fine. 246 00:08:57,006 --> 00:08:58,984 Maybe this is about who's trying to kill me. 247 00:08:58,989 --> 00:09:01,874 Well, it's not Dawn because Dawn and I 248 00:09:01,879 --> 00:09:02,930 - are friends again. - Well... 249 00:09:02,934 --> 00:09:05,574 Keith and I are friends anew. 250 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:08,679 - Yassir... Yass... Yass... Yass... - Please don't do this to me. 251 00:09:08,684 --> 00:09:11,043 - Yassir... one more time. - It's Yassir. 252 00:09:11,048 --> 00:09:13,387 We are cool now. 253 00:09:13,392 --> 00:09:15,211 So that means there's only one person 254 00:09:15,216 --> 00:09:17,154 Machiavellian enough to pull this off 255 00:09:17,159 --> 00:09:19,077 - who also wants me dead. - Oh, my God. 256 00:09:19,082 --> 00:09:22,163 You're trying to make this about me again, Blair? 257 00:09:22,168 --> 00:09:24,527 If it were me, fucker'd be dead. 258 00:09:24,532 --> 00:09:25,890 - Mo don't miss. - Wow. 259 00:09:25,895 --> 00:09:27,254 That's your defense? 260 00:09:27,258 --> 00:09:28,277 - That's true. - Not great. 261 00:09:28,281 --> 00:09:31,540 - I, for one... I believe him. - Thank you, Keith. 262 00:09:31,545 --> 00:09:33,944 But just to cross the I's here, 263 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:36,228 where were you the night that Blair was shot? 264 00:09:36,233 --> 00:09:38,092 - Where was I, asshole? - Yeah. 265 00:09:38,097 --> 00:09:40,256 - I was with Dawn. - Ew, really? 266 00:09:40,261 --> 00:09:43,381 - Unfortunately, yes. - Okay, where were you? 267 00:09:43,386 --> 00:09:44,464 With Larry. 268 00:09:44,469 --> 00:09:46,086 Biblically speaking, I'm sure. 269 00:09:46,091 --> 00:09:47,288 Not my type. 270 00:09:47,293 --> 00:09:49,171 What about you, Yass? Where were you? 271 00:09:49,176 --> 00:09:51,396 Motherfucker, I was in the suburbs 272 00:09:51,401 --> 00:09:53,399 putting a bow on that house that you bought. 273 00:09:53,404 --> 00:09:55,303 - Bow? - No. 274 00:09:55,308 --> 00:09:57,467 Well, Mo, I-I'm... I'm confused. 275 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,123 I thought you said you just bought the house. 276 00:09:59,127 --> 00:10:01,554 Um, well, no, Yassir is clearly confused 277 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,499 because I wasn't a homeowner then. 278 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:06,864 Everybody knows I just bought the house, you know, for Nomi. 279 00:10:06,869 --> 00:10:08,788 So, sorry, Yassir, you don't have an alibi 280 00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:10,832 unless you were doing something else at the time. 281 00:10:10,837 --> 00:10:12,638 What else were you doing? Were you doing something else? 282 00:10:12,642 --> 00:10:17,385 - What were you doing? - Yeah, I-I got confused. 283 00:10:17,390 --> 00:10:19,329 I'm sorry about that, Dawn. 284 00:10:19,334 --> 00:10:22,494 Uh, I was at home... 285 00:10:22,499 --> 00:10:25,038 alone. 286 00:10:25,043 --> 00:10:28,124 You know that's, like, the opposite of an alibi? 287 00:10:28,129 --> 00:10:32,234 No, I was at Home Alone, the movie. 288 00:10:32,239 --> 00:10:36,497 I was at a test screening for the movie Home Alone. 289 00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:37,521 - Well, there you go. - Okay. 290 00:10:37,525 --> 00:10:39,022 Was in a theater full of children, 291 00:10:39,026 --> 00:10:40,184 the only adult there, 292 00:10:40,189 --> 00:10:42,568 but we all equally had a good time. 293 00:10:42,573 --> 00:10:44,291 I believe him. Case closed. 294 00:10:44,296 --> 00:10:46,299 So we all have an alibi. 295 00:10:47,441 --> 00:10:49,400 - Almost. - Oh, me? 296 00:10:49,405 --> 00:10:52,425 Oh, what was I doing? Oh, I remember. 297 00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:56,152 I had a meeting with a high-velocity bullet 298 00:10:56,157 --> 00:10:58,316 straight through my fucking chest. 299 00:10:58,321 --> 00:11:01,862 I'm the only one who almost died, Dick Face-y! 300 00:11:01,867 --> 00:11:06,070 - Twice! Na-d'oy! - Exactly, almost. 301 00:11:06,075 --> 00:11:07,553 Seems pretty clear to me 302 00:11:07,558 --> 00:11:09,476 that the only one who's profited from all 303 00:11:09,481 --> 00:11:13,583 of these near-death experiences is you, Pfaff. 304 00:11:13,588 --> 00:11:15,948 You know, that's actually a really good point, 305 00:11:15,953 --> 00:11:18,933 'cause didn't a therapist who just happened to know 306 00:11:18,938 --> 00:11:22,018 all your secrets just mysteriously get electrocuted? 307 00:11:22,023 --> 00:11:23,023 Eh. 308 00:11:23,028 --> 00:11:26,088 And a pastor who had you in his back pocket 309 00:11:26,093 --> 00:11:27,891 - got shot in the face. - Okay, come on. 310 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:31,115 Huh, not so na-d'oy, now, is it? 311 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,145 Oh, Blair, all the shit you've done... 312 00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:36,109 there's nothing I wouldn't put past you. 313 00:11:36,114 --> 00:11:37,551 Don't you mean after all the shit 314 00:11:37,556 --> 00:11:40,116 you've done to me, Maurice? 315 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,482 Oh, we're gonna do this, huh? 316 00:11:45,150 --> 00:11:47,690 Guess that black eye is getting lonely... it wants a twin. 317 00:11:47,695 --> 00:11:49,934 - All right. - Okay, I'll kick my chair, too. 318 00:11:51,021 --> 00:11:52,218 Pfft. 319 00:11:52,223 --> 00:11:53,661 Look, you want to do this shit, 320 00:11:53,665 --> 00:11:55,103 let's fucking do this shit. 321 00:11:55,108 --> 00:11:56,966 Where were you, Blair, when all those bodies 322 00:11:56,971 --> 00:11:58,309 were dropping around you? 323 00:11:58,314 --> 00:11:59,511 - Where was I? - Okay. 324 00:11:59,516 --> 00:12:01,235 No, I'm sure... I mean, you were right there, of course. 325 00:12:01,239 --> 00:12:02,517 That's the entire thing about near-death. 326 00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:03,521 Yeah. 327 00:12:03,526 --> 00:12:05,626 The proximity of you to death is... okay, that's clear. 328 00:12:05,630 --> 00:12:07,766 I'm saying all those bodies 329 00:12:07,771 --> 00:12:09,729 standing between you and your career. 330 00:12:09,734 --> 00:12:12,775 I mean, come to think of it, shit, Roger, 331 00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:15,019 your even... fucking your dad died 332 00:12:15,024 --> 00:12:16,141 while he was beating you! 333 00:12:16,146 --> 00:12:17,383 Ooh. 334 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,707 Oh, my God, I may talk a big game, 335 00:12:19,712 --> 00:12:21,311 but remind me to stay out of your way, killer. 336 00:12:21,315 --> 00:12:22,873 You really are a monster. 337 00:12:22,878 --> 00:12:24,997 - Yeah? - Oh, we're gonna do this shit? 338 00:12:25,002 --> 00:12:27,441 - Whoa, hey! - Hey, come on, guys! 339 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:30,110 Pfaff, you're up! Now! 340 00:12:31,093 --> 00:12:32,370 Just go. 341 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,375 You're lucky. 342 00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:35,095 Yeah, I really dodged a bullet. 343 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,537 Come on, break it up. 344 00:12:36,542 --> 00:12:40,184 Okay, I'm coming! I'm an American Congressman. 345 00:12:40,189 --> 00:12:41,426 Shut the fuck up. 346 00:12:43,956 --> 00:12:45,033 Out. 347 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,080 Apologies, sir. 348 00:12:49,085 --> 00:12:50,884 I'm just trying to make this look legit. 349 00:12:50,888 --> 00:12:52,366 Yeah, I'm good. 350 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,819 Yowza, that was a close call, Congressman. 351 00:12:59,824 --> 00:13:01,364 I'm glad we got you out of there when we did. 352 00:13:01,368 --> 00:13:04,850 Yeah, well, I was just staying in character. 353 00:13:04,855 --> 00:13:07,454 Well, then the Tony goes to you, sir, 354 00:13:07,459 --> 00:13:09,017 because you sure had me fooled. 355 00:13:10,745 --> 00:13:12,864 Oh, speaking of fooled, I can't believe 356 00:13:12,869 --> 00:13:15,188 they don't realize we've got the entire place wired. 357 00:13:15,193 --> 00:13:17,697 - Here, check it out on these. - Thanks. 358 00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:20,998 Is that a toilet? 359 00:13:21,003 --> 00:13:24,008 Yeah, that's for shitting and pissing. 360 00:13:25,812 --> 00:13:28,562 I know the old gay Blair just ain't what he used to be, 361 00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:32,289 but once in a while, I get a glimpse of who he was. 362 00:13:32,294 --> 00:13:34,733 That kid just doesn't deserve 363 00:13:34,738 --> 00:13:36,605 whatever they're doing to him right now. 364 00:13:36,610 --> 00:13:39,771 That kid grew up to be a sociopath, Dawn... 365 00:13:39,776 --> 00:13:41,614 one that we've all had a motive to kill 366 00:13:41,619 --> 00:13:43,418 from time to time, even you. 367 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,502 And I'm not the one behind all that crazy shit, 368 00:13:45,507 --> 00:13:47,485 but let me tell you, I will freely admit, 369 00:13:47,490 --> 00:13:49,328 that motherfucker is highly murderable. 370 00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:50,473 - Yes. - Piece of shit. 371 00:13:50,477 --> 00:13:52,716 I just don't like him. 372 00:13:52,721 --> 00:13:55,246 Uh, Agent, that collective murmur 373 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,970 was basically a confession. 374 00:13:56,975 --> 00:13:59,207 Now, get to grilling so I can get to the bottom of this. 375 00:13:59,211 --> 00:14:00,809 No can doodle. 376 00:14:00,814 --> 00:14:03,193 Liaising with the NYPD to kidnap your friends... 377 00:14:03,198 --> 00:14:05,758 sorry, suspects... already puts us 378 00:14:05,763 --> 00:14:07,922 in a gray area human rights-wise. 379 00:14:07,927 --> 00:14:11,689 All we can do is scare 'em, try to get 'em talking, 380 00:14:11,694 --> 00:14:13,492 hope something kind of shakes out. 381 00:14:13,497 --> 00:14:15,015 Awesome. 382 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,820 So, uh, kids, I can't help but notice 383 00:14:17,825 --> 00:14:19,662 how you're looking and feeling so well. 384 00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:21,257 - Oh, come on. - So again I ask you, 385 00:14:21,262 --> 00:14:22,529 where's the party at? 386 00:14:22,534 --> 00:14:24,372 And I swear to God, if you lie to me... 387 00:14:24,376 --> 00:14:25,814 Okay. 388 00:14:25,819 --> 00:14:27,822 Mo... 389 00:14:29,145 --> 00:14:31,705 ... the truth is... I was trying this on... 390 00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:33,270 We were headed to Nomi's album release party. 391 00:14:33,274 --> 00:14:34,712 - We're sorry. - What the fuck? 392 00:14:34,717 --> 00:14:36,817 - What did you say? - That's what the truth is. 393 00:14:36,822 --> 00:14:38,838 - That's not what I meant! - Her record release... 394 00:14:38,842 --> 00:14:40,360 Fuck! 395 00:14:40,365 --> 00:14:43,405 Fucking Nomi lied to me. Look, you know what, Dawn? 396 00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:45,450 I don't know if it's jealousy or whatever the fuck it is 397 00:14:45,454 --> 00:14:46,755 that's making you drive this wedge 398 00:14:46,759 --> 00:14:49,297 between me and my woman, but you need to knock it off! 399 00:14:49,302 --> 00:14:51,240 You know what? Talk about revisionist history. 400 00:14:51,245 --> 00:14:54,145 It was your woman that ordered the McDLT. 401 00:14:54,150 --> 00:14:55,528 Wait, McDLT? 402 00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:56,850 What the fuck does McDonald's 403 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:59,515 delicious bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich 404 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:00,839 have to do with any of this shit? 405 00:15:00,843 --> 00:15:03,403 Well, you know how they keep the veggies and the meat 406 00:15:03,408 --> 00:15:04,925 - in separate compartments? - Yeah. 407 00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:07,549 Well, that's how Nomi wants her love life with Mo 408 00:15:07,554 --> 00:15:11,095 and her career with me... separate, to keep it fresh. 409 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:14,461 And what happened to you, Yass, huh? 410 00:15:14,466 --> 00:15:16,966 I thought you were Team Mo Better Jazz, Yass. 411 00:15:16,971 --> 00:15:19,431 You always kept it on the level with me, man. 412 00:15:19,436 --> 00:15:21,376 You... I mean, Jesus Christ, you were my only friend 413 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:24,020 - when I was on the run. - Your only friend? 414 00:15:24,025 --> 00:15:25,663 I moved to Miami for you, 415 00:15:25,668 --> 00:15:27,366 and you fucking locked me in a safe. 416 00:15:27,371 --> 00:15:29,129 You know why they call it a safe, Keith? 417 00:15:29,134 --> 00:15:30,891 Because it keeps things safe. 418 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:31,934 I am your friend. 419 00:15:31,938 --> 00:15:33,017 You wouldn't have even been able 420 00:15:33,021 --> 00:15:34,699 to do the Amerisavings thing without me. 421 00:15:34,704 --> 00:15:36,242 - That was you? - Hey... Now, hold on. 422 00:15:36,247 --> 00:15:37,905 You fucking snitch! 423 00:15:37,910 --> 00:15:39,828 Fuck, now I'm late to pick up my kids. 424 00:15:39,832 --> 00:15:40,849 This is great. 425 00:15:40,854 --> 00:15:42,933 I'm officially a deadbeat dad now. 426 00:15:42,938 --> 00:15:44,942 Great. 427 00:15:45,543 --> 00:15:48,293 Well, they were talking about who tried to kill you 428 00:15:48,298 --> 00:15:51,299 until they tried to kill each other. 429 00:15:51,304 --> 00:15:54,104 - You know what this is? - A total waste of time. 430 00:15:54,109 --> 00:15:57,430 My mom and my stepdad. Yeah, same exact shit. 431 00:15:57,435 --> 00:15:59,994 It's like they needed something to fight about, 432 00:15:59,999 --> 00:16:01,657 except, uh, their Nomi 433 00:16:01,662 --> 00:16:04,603 was my dad's second family in Ottawa. 434 00:16:04,608 --> 00:16:06,466 I don't care. 435 00:16:06,471 --> 00:16:08,029 One of them is trying to kill me. 436 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,560 Can't you do something? 437 00:16:11,509 --> 00:16:13,728 Send in the last party guest. 438 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:18,016 Are you fucking kidding me? 439 00:16:19,584 --> 00:16:20,701 Good evening! 440 00:16:20,706 --> 00:16:22,444 Wayne? 441 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,968 Where have I been, you no doubt conject. 442 00:16:24,973 --> 00:16:26,371 Excellent query. 443 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,254 After my brush with the law, 444 00:16:28,259 --> 00:16:30,498 the only job I could get was a limo driver. 445 00:16:30,503 --> 00:16:32,262 Driving around this wretched city, 446 00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:35,067 I became obsessed with mending the wounds 447 00:16:35,072 --> 00:16:37,771 I inflicted on this broken world. 448 00:16:37,776 --> 00:16:41,258 And I stopped doing a shitload of drugs on the daily. 449 00:16:41,263 --> 00:16:42,360 Huh. 450 00:16:42,365 --> 00:16:45,086 As my mental acuity grew, 451 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:48,230 I spent my time volunteering at a woman's shelter, 452 00:16:48,235 --> 00:16:52,397 helping victims achieve street justice 453 00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:56,607 in a cool, feminist Equalizer kind of way. 454 00:16:56,970 --> 00:16:58,648 Eh, that'd be a good show. 455 00:16:58,653 --> 00:17:01,214 Now, as far as society is concerned, 456 00:17:01,219 --> 00:17:04,560 I am the very model of a modern major minority. 457 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,445 I think I speak for everyone, when I say, huh? 458 00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:09,729 What the fuck is all of this? 459 00:17:09,734 --> 00:17:11,792 We haven't seen you for almost a year, Wayne, 460 00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:14,437 and you come in here looking like... I mean, Jesus Christ, 461 00:17:14,442 --> 00:17:16,483 where's the Wayne that I used to know who'd pull his dick out 462 00:17:16,487 --> 00:17:18,063 and wave it around in a very offensive manner? 463 00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:20,549 - At least that guy I understood. - All right, speaking of dicks, 464 00:17:20,553 --> 00:17:22,953 - where's our Congressman? - Cops got him. 465 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,255 They beat the shit out of him 466 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,039 before he got here, too, black eye and everything. 467 00:17:26,043 --> 00:17:27,601 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 468 00:17:27,606 --> 00:17:29,605 So have you figured out why we're here? 469 00:17:29,610 --> 00:17:32,310 We thought to find out who tried to kill Blair. 470 00:17:32,315 --> 00:17:34,814 Or who Blair tried to kill. 471 00:17:34,819 --> 00:17:35,997 Or did kill. 472 00:17:36,002 --> 00:17:40,444 Well, we all have alibis, so there's no mystery to solve. 473 00:17:40,449 --> 00:17:42,307 On the contrary. 474 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,112 By my count, there are three obvious mysteries 475 00:17:45,117 --> 00:17:46,275 in this very room. 476 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,599 Which would you like me to solve first? 477 00:17:48,604 --> 00:17:53,309 One, why is Dawn fidgeting with that ring on her necklace? 478 00:17:54,414 --> 00:17:58,377 Two, who orchestrated this haunted house charade? 479 00:17:58,382 --> 00:18:02,784 And three, who shot Blair and killed his colleagues? 480 00:18:02,789 --> 00:18:04,547 Three, I say three. 481 00:18:04,552 --> 00:18:07,433 Yeah, number three is the sexier headline, 482 00:18:07,438 --> 00:18:10,157 but I'm gonna roll back to n�mero uno. 483 00:18:10,162 --> 00:18:12,682 Dawn, what is that ring? 484 00:18:12,687 --> 00:18:15,086 I'm sorry? Come on... Fuck this. 485 00:18:15,091 --> 00:18:17,851 Mo, I'm really not in the mood, okay? 486 00:18:17,856 --> 00:18:19,534 That's why it's purple. 487 00:18:19,539 --> 00:18:22,319 It's a mood ring, and purple means 488 00:18:22,324 --> 00:18:24,604 I'm over it, so move on. 489 00:18:24,609 --> 00:18:26,627 It's not because it's an amethyst? 490 00:18:26,632 --> 00:18:29,152 Actually, I'm... I'm... I'm not familiar with that stone. 491 00:18:29,157 --> 00:18:31,516 You're not familiar with your own birthstone? 492 00:18:31,521 --> 00:18:32,998 Get off my fucking ass 493 00:18:33,003 --> 00:18:34,601 and stop asking me the dumb questions! 494 00:18:34,606 --> 00:18:36,605 That's Nomi's engagement ring. 495 00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:37,810 I'd recognize it anywhere. 496 00:18:37,815 --> 00:18:39,531 It took me forever to find the fucking thing. 497 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,614 What I don't know is why it's around your neck. 498 00:18:41,619 --> 00:18:43,097 What I don't know is why you bought 499 00:18:43,102 --> 00:18:45,100 Nomi a birthstone for February 500 00:18:45,105 --> 00:18:46,703 when she was fucking born in June. 501 00:18:49,393 --> 00:18:51,231 Because our love was born in February. 502 00:18:51,236 --> 00:18:52,754 Don't change the subject, Dawn. 503 00:18:52,759 --> 00:18:54,838 No, I was still in prison. 504 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:56,768 They let me out February 28th, 505 00:18:56,773 --> 00:18:59,112 which means you met Nomi March first. 506 00:18:59,117 --> 00:19:01,116 - Okay, so I was wrong. - Yeah. 507 00:19:01,121 --> 00:19:04,282 I'll ask you again. Why is it around your neck? 508 00:19:04,287 --> 00:19:07,087 I was... 509 00:19:07,092 --> 00:19:10,213 holding it for her while she performed, 510 00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:11,909 and I just... I forgot to give it back. 511 00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:15,678 I used to lie, too, when Shira would ask me, 512 00:19:15,683 --> 00:19:16,922 "Why are you not wearing your ring?" 513 00:19:16,926 --> 00:19:18,527 And I'd be like, "Oh, I left it at the gym", 514 00:19:18,531 --> 00:19:20,228 or, "Rings on men are so gay", 515 00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:22,333 or, "I left it at Jim's, who's so not gay". 516 00:19:22,338 --> 00:19:25,378 Shut the fuck up, please. And I'm not lying. 517 00:19:25,383 --> 00:19:27,364 Then why didn't you just say all that in the first place? 518 00:19:27,368 --> 00:19:30,542 Because I've just had a really bad day 519 00:19:30,547 --> 00:19:32,946 where I'm, like, in extras holding 520 00:19:32,951 --> 00:19:34,149 in the fucking Exorcist. 521 00:19:34,154 --> 00:19:36,993 Jesus, let me, like, try to breathe! 522 00:19:40,405 --> 00:19:42,243 Wait. 523 00:19:44,332 --> 00:19:47,693 How did it take you forever to find the ring, 524 00:19:47,698 --> 00:19:50,618 when you've only known Nomi for a few weeks? 525 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:51,941 Getting warmer. 526 00:19:51,946 --> 00:19:54,625 Why did you buy Nomi's ring before you met her? 527 00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:58,713 I don't know what you're asking me exactly. 528 00:19:58,718 --> 00:20:00,476 And why was it an amethyst? 529 00:20:00,481 --> 00:20:01,879 Hot, hot, hot. 530 00:20:01,884 --> 00:20:04,363 And why did Yassir put a bow on your new house 531 00:20:04,368 --> 00:20:06,607 on my favorite street the day that I was supposed 532 00:20:06,612 --> 00:20:08,611 - to come home from prison? - Mm. 533 00:20:08,616 --> 00:20:11,316 Oh, shit. That was a painting of me! 534 00:20:11,321 --> 00:20:13,099 Oh, my God, saying it out loud 535 00:20:13,104 --> 00:20:14,623 is finally what helped you put it all together? 536 00:20:14,627 --> 00:20:17,088 - You were gonna propose to me? - Again. 537 00:20:17,093 --> 00:20:19,193 Hey, cops, please come take me away. 538 00:20:19,198 --> 00:20:20,957 I did it. I killed everybody! 539 00:20:20,962 --> 00:20:22,880 No need for a trial. Just shoot me in the face. 540 00:20:22,885 --> 00:20:24,889 Put me out of my misery. 541 00:20:25,486 --> 00:20:27,685 Do you think they still have a chance? 542 00:20:27,690 --> 00:20:30,370 I don't think you're gonna have a chance to cop a feel 543 00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:32,579 until you start acting like a fucking professional. 544 00:20:33,861 --> 00:20:35,865 Guess I should get to it, shouldn't I? 545 00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:39,747 We sure did learn a lot tonight about you 546 00:20:39,752 --> 00:20:41,590 and how truly hated you are 547 00:20:41,595 --> 00:20:43,213 by all the people who know you best. 548 00:20:43,218 --> 00:20:44,435 I wouldn't say that. 549 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,519 After hearing you double-crossed Mo... 550 00:20:46,524 --> 00:20:48,001 Well, for a good reason. 551 00:20:48,006 --> 00:20:49,885 ... and sent Dawn to prison... 552 00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:51,729 All those circumstances were beyond my control. 553 00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:53,692 ... the suicides on Black Monday... 554 00:20:53,697 --> 00:20:55,695 That was a very sensitive day. 555 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:59,502 ... I would say, in my professional assessment, 556 00:20:59,507 --> 00:21:02,868 that you sound like a real piece of shit. 557 00:21:02,873 --> 00:21:04,011 Okay. 558 00:21:04,016 --> 00:21:06,035 But, uh, the one thing that I couldn't shake 559 00:21:06,039 --> 00:21:08,298 was what Mo said about all the folks 560 00:21:08,303 --> 00:21:10,381 who stood in your way, so I had the boys 561 00:21:10,386 --> 00:21:12,806 do a little, uh, database digging. 562 00:21:12,811 --> 00:21:14,529 Fucking technology. 563 00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:17,094 Your dad died of a heart attack, right? 564 00:21:17,099 --> 00:21:19,217 Yes. Suddenly. 565 00:21:19,222 --> 00:21:22,023 But the autopsy said that they found glass 566 00:21:22,028 --> 00:21:25,950 in his intestines, pancreas, and kidneys. 567 00:21:25,955 --> 00:21:27,352 The guy was a fucking snow globe. 568 00:21:28,362 --> 00:21:30,358 Well, I guess it's true what they say, 569 00:21:30,363 --> 00:21:34,402 we all eat so many things without knowing it. 570 00:21:34,407 --> 00:21:38,212 - Hair and spiders and whatnot. - According to who? 571 00:21:38,217 --> 00:21:41,538 Exactly... the World Health Organization, 572 00:21:41,543 --> 00:21:43,842 that is who, so I think we could 573 00:21:43,847 --> 00:21:47,168 probably just rule out my decades-dead dad 574 00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:48,871 from the suspect list, yeah? 575 00:21:48,876 --> 00:21:52,958 Problem is, we just can't rule you out, can we? 576 00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:55,362 What the fuck is this? This a setup? 577 00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:58,007 It wasn't until all your dirty friends 578 00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:00,311 started smelling a lot cleaner than you. 579 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,319 Throw him back, fellas. 580 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,243 - You want your confession? - No, no, no! 581 00:22:06,248 --> 00:22:07,865 Go get it yourself, Congressman. 582 00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:08,947 Okay. 583 00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:13,961 MoMo... 584 00:22:17,768 --> 00:22:19,771 Why didn't you tell me? 585 00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,054 - The truth? - Yeah. 586 00:22:24,059 --> 00:22:26,098 You'd already made up your mind. 587 00:22:26,103 --> 00:22:29,023 I just felt like the lie 588 00:22:29,028 --> 00:22:32,750 made more sense at the time, you know, for you. 589 00:22:33,957 --> 00:22:36,835 - I had no idea... - Hey, Mo! 590 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:41,045 If I'm so highly murderable, take your best shot. 591 00:22:41,050 --> 00:22:42,768 Let's do this. 592 00:22:42,773 --> 00:22:44,571 Wait a second. You were listening to us? 593 00:22:44,576 --> 00:22:46,716 I thought you were getting your fucking dick lopped off. 594 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,899 Yeah, I was listening to you. 595 00:22:48,904 --> 00:22:51,103 And by the way, you're a horrible father. 596 00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:53,913 You make Bill Cosby look like Cliff Huxtable. 597 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:56,793 - We all know he's a rapist. - I do. 598 00:22:56,798 --> 00:22:58,196 My cousin did crafty on Ghost Dad... 599 00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,559 Are you saying Bill Cosby is a rapist... 600 00:22:59,563 --> 00:23:00,681 ... and they called him Pill Cosby... 601 00:23:00,685 --> 00:23:02,083 ... or Cliff Huxtable is the rapist? 602 00:23:02,087 --> 00:23:03,627 Yeah, I guess he does talk about Spanish fly a lot. 603 00:23:03,631 --> 00:23:07,636 Whoa! Bill Cosby is a rapist? 604 00:23:08,379 --> 00:23:09,657 - I have to get rid... - Wait a second. 605 00:23:09,661 --> 00:23:10,679 ... of my entire sweater collection. 606 00:23:10,683 --> 00:23:11,900 You set this up. 607 00:23:11,905 --> 00:23:14,104 You fucking set me up to betray Mo? 608 00:23:14,109 --> 00:23:15,587 Wait, you... hold on, wait a minute. 609 00:23:15,592 --> 00:23:17,070 - No, okay. - Betray Mo? 610 00:23:17,075 --> 00:23:18,574 So that's why you were trying to find out 611 00:23:18,578 --> 00:23:19,678 where I was so bad, K-man. 612 00:23:19,683 --> 00:23:21,842 Yeah, so you could have Blair's goons scoop me up? 613 00:23:21,847 --> 00:23:24,028 No, that was not... No, he told me he wanted to call you 614 00:23:24,032 --> 00:23:25,592 - to tell you good news, right? - I just heard you! 615 00:23:25,596 --> 00:23:27,154 - Good news, he said to me... - Wait! 616 00:23:27,159 --> 00:23:29,318 So that's why you were the only person 617 00:23:29,323 --> 00:23:31,842 that was taken out of here for questioning? 618 00:23:31,847 --> 00:23:33,980 - Brava. - Holy shit. 619 00:23:33,985 --> 00:23:36,544 I knew, once he had a black eye, 620 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:38,367 that it was his ruse. 621 00:23:38,372 --> 00:23:40,211 A true black eye wouldn't appear 622 00:23:40,216 --> 00:23:42,916 until hours later, not until the capillaries 623 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:44,919 leaked into the surrounding tissue, 624 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:48,926 but for a former theater kid with a small bruise kit, 625 00:23:48,931 --> 00:23:50,810 he could make it look convincing... 626 00:23:50,815 --> 00:23:53,134 and fetching, I might add. 627 00:23:53,139 --> 00:23:56,180 - Thank you, Wayne. - Yeah, thank you, Wayne. 628 00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:59,085 And you, you really think that one of us 629 00:23:59,090 --> 00:24:00,969 is behind this thing, trying to kill you? 630 00:24:00,974 --> 00:24:03,453 You really do need a checkup from the neck up, 631 00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:06,318 'cause if you keep this shit up, one of us really might. 632 00:24:06,323 --> 00:24:09,664 Oh, Mo, Dawn just wanted to be friends, huh? 633 00:24:11,452 --> 00:24:12,769 Let me tell you something. 634 00:24:12,774 --> 00:24:14,653 Me not marrying Dawn was the best thing 635 00:24:14,658 --> 00:24:15,896 - that ever happened to me. - Oh. 636 00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:18,380 - Wait, wait, what? - Okay, no, no, not like that. 637 00:24:18,385 --> 00:24:20,383 Don't let him fuck us up. That's not what... 638 00:24:20,388 --> 00:24:21,587 You know what? Fuck you, Blair. 639 00:24:21,591 --> 00:24:24,771 - No, no, no, fuck you, Mo. - Fuck my life. 640 00:24:24,776 --> 00:24:26,001 Fuck 'em all. Remember that? 641 00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,717 You wish I would have married your ass, 642 00:24:27,721 --> 00:24:29,620 which is why you asked three times. 643 00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:31,784 That's some simple-ass hat trick shit. 644 00:24:31,789 --> 00:24:33,907 No, I'm glad you said no to me, 645 00:24:33,912 --> 00:24:35,030 because if you'd said yes, 646 00:24:35,035 --> 00:24:37,319 I would have never met the love of my life. 647 00:24:39,082 --> 00:24:40,519 - Yeah? - Yeah. 648 00:24:40,524 --> 00:24:42,242 - Yeah, that's right? - That's right, Dawn. 649 00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:43,725 And it drives you crazy. 650 00:24:43,730 --> 00:24:45,130 That's why you stole her from me. 651 00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:47,855 I didn't steal her. I saved her from you. 652 00:24:47,860 --> 00:24:51,138 You wish that we had had the same kind of relationship 653 00:24:51,143 --> 00:24:52,241 that Nomi and I have. 654 00:24:52,246 --> 00:24:55,326 Is that why Nomi asked me to hold on to her ring? 655 00:24:55,331 --> 00:24:57,771 The real reason is 'cause she doesn't want anyone to know 656 00:24:57,776 --> 00:24:59,774 she's fucking engaged to you. 657 00:24:59,779 --> 00:25:02,219 And scene! 658 00:25:02,224 --> 00:25:05,284 Congratulations for telling each other lies. 659 00:25:05,289 --> 00:25:06,506 Let me tell you something. 660 00:25:06,511 --> 00:25:08,189 There is a long history of labels 661 00:25:08,194 --> 00:25:11,335 making their artists seem single for record sales. 662 00:25:11,340 --> 00:25:13,318 - Yeah? - Want some examples? 663 00:25:18,353 --> 00:25:20,872 Give me a fucking break. I'll come up with some. 664 00:25:20,877 --> 00:25:23,016 I'm on the spot. I don't have anybody. 665 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,659 Yeah, 'cause you're fucking wrong. 666 00:25:24,664 --> 00:25:27,123 The truth is it's got nothing to do with her being engaged 667 00:25:27,128 --> 00:25:29,688 and everything to do with her being engaged to you. 668 00:25:29,693 --> 00:25:31,972 It's you, Mo. It's fucking you. 669 00:25:31,977 --> 00:25:35,659 If you were young and cool, you'd help her career. 670 00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:38,083 - But you're not. - God damn it! 671 00:25:38,088 --> 00:25:41,369 This group is so fucking easily distractible! 672 00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:45,216 Okay, we are here because this guy set us up, 673 00:25:45,221 --> 00:25:47,420 and he's the reason I'm not gonna see my kids again. 674 00:25:47,425 --> 00:25:49,303 And the reason that I'm gonna miss 675 00:25:49,308 --> 00:25:51,187 Nomi's album release party. 676 00:25:51,192 --> 00:25:53,751 Yeah, you're the reason that we are gonna miss 677 00:25:53,756 --> 00:25:55,434 Nomi's album release party! 678 00:25:55,439 --> 00:25:57,077 Which is still very upsetting to me. 679 00:25:57,082 --> 00:25:58,082 Okay! 680 00:25:58,087 --> 00:25:59,322 - It's upsetting to all of us! - So what? 681 00:25:59,326 --> 00:26:01,525 Okay, I'm sorry. 682 00:26:01,530 --> 00:26:04,050 I'm just so tired 683 00:26:04,055 --> 00:26:06,899 of feeling like I'm the bad guy. 684 00:26:08,222 --> 00:26:10,226 You are. 685 00:26:18,942 --> 00:26:20,941 Oh! 686 00:26:20,946 --> 00:26:22,924 Man down! 687 00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:24,246 Back the fuck up, Mo! 688 00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:25,850 - Finally, someone... - Fuck you! 689 00:26:25,854 --> 00:26:27,653 - I feel like you don't... - What the fuck, Yassir? 690 00:26:27,657 --> 00:26:31,619 Wayne, this is for the ladies! 691 00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:33,743 - Fuck all of y'all! - Hey, that's enough. 692 00:26:33,748 --> 00:26:35,346 You're all free to go. 693 00:26:35,351 --> 00:26:37,309 We only have the black site till nine, 694 00:26:37,314 --> 00:26:38,812 so scram. 695 00:26:38,817 --> 00:26:41,337 And shut the fuck up! 696 00:26:41,342 --> 00:26:42,880 - Jesus. - Little bitches. 697 00:26:42,884 --> 00:26:44,602 What the fuck did I do? 698 00:26:48,795 --> 00:26:51,395 I was on my way to the Met to drop off a big wig 699 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,619 when the cops jumped in and made me drive here, 700 00:26:53,624 --> 00:26:55,102 but at least I can drive you guys home. 701 00:26:55,106 --> 00:26:57,225 There's plenty of room for everyone. 702 00:26:57,230 --> 00:26:58,948 I'll pull it around. 703 00:26:58,953 --> 00:27:02,114 Hey, Wayne, you said you, uh, knew 704 00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,759 who tried to kill Blair and who killed all the others, 705 00:27:04,764 --> 00:27:07,684 - the last mystery. - Absolutely. 706 00:27:07,689 --> 00:27:09,468 The killer's obviously... 707 00:27:09,473 --> 00:27:13,414 Hey, check this out... a remote lock/unlock. 708 00:27:13,419 --> 00:27:15,899 Isn't that rad? 709 00:27:15,904 --> 00:27:18,123 Fucking technology. 710 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 53801

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