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- You scared me.

- Just what are you doing here, young lady?

- I'm from the university.

I'm meeting my professor.

We're doing a school trip.

We're heading out to one of the islands in a few minutes.

Well, supposedly.

"

"One of the islands?"

Which island are you going to?

- Them islands ain't nowhere to play around.

Ain't that right, pa?

- Yes, that's right Jim.

Now just be quiet and let me work, will you?

- Yes, sir.

- Which island are you planning on going to?

Like he said, they're not a place to play around.

- Well, the one we're studying

is about a quarter of a mile down the river, northwest.

- A quarter of a mile down the river?

Okay.

What's so special about this island?

- Well, there's some plant species

that are fairly unique to the area.

It's a closed habitat in the sense

it hasn't been touched by people

in the last 20, 30 years or so.

- Well I tell you what, let me give you my card,

so that your professor can call me.

- Sure, will do.

- I just want to make certain that ...

Everything that's going on on that island is above board.

- Right, pa.

We gotta make certain.

- Yes, Jim.

We do have to make certain.

- I'll have him give you a call when he gets here.

- Good. You see that he does.

Come on, Jim, we've got work to do.

- That's right.

We got work to do.

Ah, Amie.

- Hey, Professor.

- First one here, I see.

- Sort of.

You just missed the Sheriff.

He stopped by and wants you to give him a call.

I guess he's worried the islands might be dangerous.

We'll call him when we get back.

Sure? - Sure.

Actually I'm glad you're the first one here.

I had something I wanted to talk to you about

before everyone else shows up, and before--

Professor!

Hi!

That's a great turtleneck.

Hi, Cindy. - Hi, Amie.

It's so good to see you.

Are you excited? Yeah, you?

- I think we're going to have so much fun.

I'm really, really excited.

I've been looking forward to it.

Okay, well ...

- How much further 'til we get to the island?

- Not all that much further.

- I want to get there before the day.

- We'll get there when we get there.

You all right, son?

- Fricking landlubber.

Are y'all sure y'all want to go to this island?

- Of course we do.

- I don't know.

I've heard stories.

- We know it's been uninhabited.

How many stories can come out of it?

- Oh, lots of stories.

I'm telling you, y'all need to be careful.

- You're going to frighten my students

if you keep talking like that.

- Well, maybe they shouldn't be scared.

- Shark.

Was it a big shark?

- It was big-enough.

- Itch.

- Oh.

Captain?

- Come here, I've got something for you.

You call me when you're all ready

for me to come pick you up and I'll be right there.

I gotta go back and get the rest of the students.

- Is there a particular ...

- I'm on it all the time.

I've got you. - All right.

How are you doing, okay up here?

Doing well, Professor.

- Should be there soon.

There it is. What?

The island. Where?

It's in front of you.

It's the landmass.

Today, you are not students.

You are explorers.

You are about to enter a habitat

which has not seen man's reckless destruction.

Ladies.

Pay attention.

- I like his sweater.

- Yeah, he's a real fox.

Thanks, but let's focus.

You're about to enter a habitat ...

... that has not seen

man's reckless destruction ...

- Read the book, Gidget.

What's a Kitchit?

Ladies.

Moving on.

Split up into your teams.

And document everything.

Use all of your senses.

I did some research at the library on this area,

and I found something really unusual.

According to several sources, this island doesn't exist.

Elaborate.

- I mean, I don't mean that it literally doesn't exist.

We're here, but after 1938, it doesn't show up on any maps.

Hmm, interesting.

Document everything.

Documentation is key.

So grab a partner, and I'll meet you

back here at noon for lunch.

- Professor, I'd prefer to work alone, please.

You have to be with a partner.

It's for safety issues.

- Fine.

Come on, Peter.

Now go explore.

Amie?

Amie?

Really impressed with the research you've done.

Really showed some initiative.

It's a work-ethic like that

that'll get you far in my class.

- Thank you, Professor.

- So I've decided, I'm going to

accompany you as a team member.

- Yes, Professor.

- Call me Grant.

Come on, let's go.

Come on.

- I think we've found it.

Is this it?

Come and look.

So, we're done.

We found it.

Okay, let's go.

- Oh, wait, aren't we supposed to write it down?

- No, my hair's going to fall down.

- We have to document it.

Broken.

- But my hair's going to fall.

We have to document it.

Awesome.

What are we documenting, again?

- Oh.

- Do it with the curly-cues. - Oh, yes.

Where are we?

- Woods.

- Habitarium. - In the woods.

- In ...

- Don't forget the hearts.

Hmm? - Yeah.

Awesome.

- That is the third flock of vultures we've seen so far.

Isn't that unusual?

- Actually, Amie, that's a kettle of vultures.

Vulture is known as a dissolvist.

- Interesting.

- They're scavenger birds.

They are nature's cleaner.

- This leaf is exceptionally smaller than all the others.

Cindy, I think we should document this.

- Do you think there's anything out here

that's exceptionally larger?

- You know, for once you might actually be right.

Maybe we should go look.

- Yeah.

We have indigenous fauna.

Off to the right. Mm.

Into here.

That looks interesting.

Appears to be a sign of some kind.

Well, what does it say?

"Quarantine.

"Do not enter.

"US Army."

- Hmm, that doesn't seem right.

What?

What did I say?

Hmm, what is this?

- A pine cone! - Oh.

Can I use your pencil?

We should document this.

P ...

How do you spell "pine cone?"

P ...

- I don't know.

Just try.

I'll put it back.

Thanks.

- Oh, look.

What are those?

That one looks like he's going to poop.

- No, they can't fly and poop.

They can't?

- No, they have to land. Oh.

- Oh, Laurie, it pooped on me.

- Ew, it's got chunks in it too.

Ugh, I have to change.

- I told you it was going to poop.

- Ugh.

I told you.

I told you.

Okay, let's go.

Get your stuff.

Daisy?

Daisy?

Good thing you brought that bag.

- Yeah, I'm always prepared.

Go ahead and ... - Take cover.

I don't want Gabe creeping somewhere.

Weird.

- That's a such a cute bra.

- I know.

I'm jealous. You should be.

- You need an outfit.

- I didn't bring one.

I wasn't brainy like you.

- You didn't bring anything cute besides that?

- No.

What's wrong with it?

- You're not going to get much sun in pants.

- But I've got my, my ...

No.

Danielle?

Danielle, are you there?

Danielle?

Danielle, where are you?

Little girl?

Are you okay?

- Professor said this island was uninhabited.

- Well, I guess he's wrong.

Won't be the first time.

- Guess you're right.

They appear to have some sort of dermatological condition.

Possibly an infection.

- They appear to be disgusting.

I think we should get out of here.

It might be contagious!

- We need to document it.

Cindy!

Pay particular attention to the detail on that.

That's right.

You see what I'm talking about?

You'll see it.

It stands out like a sore thumb.

Hmm.

In celebration of our discovery.

Is everything all right?

- Fine.

- It's beautiful out here.

- Yes, yes it is.

Amie?

There's something I want to talk to you about.

- I don't know.

Amie, I have never seen ...

This species of flower before.

- Fascinating.

- Let's document this.

Notice the secretions from the buds.

It resembles blood.

You need to document that.

- Professor, I think it's possible we may have discovered

a completely new species of flora.

You may be right.

Let's celebrate.

Professor?

I think we need to go find the others.

- They're fine, fine.

This is important.

- I'm gonna go look for the others.

Amie!

Amie.

Amie!

Come back here!

Hey!

Why are there people loose on my island?

I pay you to do a job.

I expect it to be done.

Nein.

I will handle it.

It can't be.

It is.

It looks exactly like her.

She is the one.

- Edie!

Where is that girl?

Edie!

- Hi.

Where's Stacy?

Have you seen her?

- No, I've been with the Professor the whole time.

- A whole lot of nothing.

How long has she been missing?

I don't know.

She left about fif--

What is that?

I didn't think there were

any people on this island.

- Edie!

Edie!

- Amie!

- Edie! Edie's gone--

Oh my God, her neck!

Oh my God!

She's dead, she's dead!

Those things, those things!

She's dead!

Edie is dead!

Dead!

She's dead!

I couldn't save her!

- Calm down!

What is wrong with you?

What is that?

Eww.

Is that alive?

Eww. - Gross.

I am so not documenting that.

No. - No.

Eww.

Eww, and you touched it.

I don't even want to talk about that.

That was gross.

- Edie's camera.

- No, uh-uh.

We call for Danielle, not Edie.

- Oh.

Get me over by the tree.

What are you doing?

- Maybe not.

It's ...

Oh, it's broken. Oh.

- Yeah. That's okay.

Oh, pictures.

- This is the island we came, that I'm on.

Eww.

I know what that is.

No, uh-uh.

And this is the reason I'm going to be getting an A.

Oh, no.

Ooh, gross, he's such a creeper.

- He's so weird.

He was checking your butt out before.

- I know.

Eww.

- Hey, this looks like your mom's bird.

- Yeah, her parakeet.

- What was she doing round your house?

- Oh, I don't know.

And this one ...

- Well, I think it goes this way.

- No, I think it ...

- Goes like ...

Who cares? - Yeah.

Shall we take the camera?

- Let's take it.

If you complain about that ...

You are awesome.

- Looksee.

I think that's Stacie.

- I think that's Stacie too.

- Yeah.

You did break my pencil.

Can you get it?

Go get it.

An alien?

- Go.

No.

Be careful.

It's my lucky pencil.

- Laurie! What?

- I'm trying. Okay!

It's my lucky pencil.

It seems like it's going to snap

Eww.

- Why don't we just find someone and get out of here?

Amie.

Amie!

Nose is still bleeding.

Ahh.

What d'you hit me so hard for?

- We have more important things

to worry about than your nose.

Edie is dead.

We need to find everybody else and get out of here.

- It's hard to breathe.

- Pinch the bridge of your nose.

And hold it.

Don't talk.

Here. - Ow.

It hurts.

- We really need to get out of here.

- Shh!

Here.

Amie, it's the blood.

They like the blood.

- Shh!

- Blood.

And you've got me bleeding.

- Be quiet!

- You made me a sacrifice.

Ow.

Let's get out of here.

- Laurie!

Laurie!

- Hey!

- Heather, do something.

Hey!

Laurie, hit him harder!

Harder!

Laurie, kill him!

And that's how it's done.

Done!

All right, let's go.

- That was awesome. - That was awesome.

We're badass. - You're like Wonder Woman.

I thought you were.

- You were so much cooler.

- No, you helped me with the pine cone.

- I did help you with the pine cone.

- I think we go this way still.

Laurie?

Let's go.

Hello.

Claude!

Claude!

Nein!

- Nein!

- Nein!

Amie, hold on a second.

Hold on.

I need a drink.

- Only a single.

We've got to find the others.

Plus I've been on my leg.

Probably when it went in the water.

My God.

Amie.

Amie!

- Oh, my God.

Help me!

- Those are the biggest leeches I've ever seen.

- I don't care what they are!

Get them off of me!

Okay, hold on.

Hurry!

Don't hit me, just get them!

Stop being a big baby.

- It hurts, it hurts.

There's one.

Get the others.

Come on.

- Whoa.

Whoa.

- She's so getting an A.

Eww.

- Don't stand there.

Help.

- Extremely large leeches.

- Oww!

- Oh, didn't we see something on TV about leeches?

- Oh, we did.

You pee on them.

- If pee will help, then somebody pee on it.

Come on.

- I'm not peeing on it.

- Pee on your own leeches.

Come on, somebody.

- There's only one more.

Don't be a baby.

Rip it off.

Yeah!

- Thanks for nothing, ladies.

Don't you need a Band

Jeez.

It burns, it burns.

- Stop wasting alcohol.

- You need a Band-Aid.

Yeah, first aid kit, in the briefcase.

And I have to use the alcohol because you won't pee on me.

- Eww.

Careful, careful.

Hold still.

It hurts, it hurts.

What are you doing?

- Hold still.

See?

- Stop being a big baby.

- I wish we had more, but at least this

will keep anything from getting in there.

It still hurts.

- Be careful.

Come on.

Oh, stop moaning.

I'm almost done.

There might be some more.

- Just wish I knew where the radio had ended up.

- That's in my briefcase.

- How could you guys think of music at a time like this?

Get the radio.

That's a really big antenna.

I bet it picks up AM and FM.

- Oh.

Maybe we can try.

Now what do we do?

Call the boat.

Okay, I'm doing it.

Hello, this is Professor Grant Foster,

from Ravensneck State University.

- Hello!

- I'm trying to reach the boat captain

that dropped us off.

Hello?

We have a medical emergency.

We need immediate pickup.

We're going to die.

- That's not good.

It's not picking up anything at all.

- All right, we've got nothing.

I suggest we head for the old army station

at the other end of the island.

It's on the map.

The map, that's under

the walkie talkie in the briefcase.

Of course I had a map.

You don't go anywhere without a map.

- Well, get the map.

- All right.

Let's head north.

- Oops.

- Oh, my head is ...

Oh ...

I probably just passed out.

I don't know what happened.

Must have been the leeches.

I'm hungry.

- Might be some marshmallows.

Marshmallows?

I think they're burned.

They burn them?

No.

We'll cross the island in the morning.

Let's check the map.

This is the cemetery we passed.

Right over there is the-- Fire.

Uh, idiot.

Smooth.

All right, ladies.

Why don't ...

Why don't you all just get some sleep?

We'll head to the base in the morning.

I'll stand watch.

You okay?

- I should have taken that journalism class.

Then you could have written about me.

- I'm going to sleep.

- A pencil. - Oh.

- Wake up.

I don't know.

Professor Foster?

Professor?

Mm.

What?

- Amie's gone.

Amie's gone?

Amie?

Amie? Eww!

Come on, help me find her.

No, put some pants on.

Please.

Eww!

Professor, put some pants on!

Professor, put some pants on! Come on, ladies.

Ladies, come on, help me look.

This is important. Put some pants on.

This is gross.

Amie?

Come on, ladies.

Amie!

Come on, ladies.

Break camp.

Where did you get a sleeping bag?

Where did I get a sleeping bag?

Get out of the briefcase.

- Weren't you supposed to be on watch?

That's not important right now.

We need to get across the island, find Amie.

Come on, don't dawdle.

- I don't know how to pack.

What are we supposed to do?

Come on, ladies.

Ladies, come on.

- You are not a match!

But there are others with you.

We will try with them.

Nein!

- Amie!

Okay, ladies.

She's stuck in the barbed wire.

This is amazing.

Wow.

It's awesome.

How are you?

It's amazing.

- Uh, Professor ...

Professor?

What, what?

Okay.

Back up a little bit.

Jab her!

Jab her!

With what? - Your pipe.

Ugh, great.

Should have asked her for directions.

- Amie!

Go take care of her.

- I got the last one.

Ah ...

- Knock her block off!

- I'm trying.

- Professor!

Drop the weapon, or I drop you.

- But these things are dangerous.

- I only see one danger here.

You are a man of science.

I will prove she's harmless.

I'm a man of science,

but not mad science.

What are you trying to ...

That's a good girl.

You are crazy.

- That's a good girl.

This is not ...

See?

She won't bite.

Right.

Harmless.

- What are you doing on this island here?

We thought this island was uninhabited.

- Correct.

That was your first mistake.

Americans.

Bring your women and come with me, if you want to survive.

Ladies?

Come on.

- Mach schnell.

What do you think you're doing?

At least you're directly in control of them.

- Professor.

- Professor, I have something to show you.

- They are just what you think they are.

- They're dead.

- Undead.

The living dead.

Zombies.

Nein.

Yes, this island holds many secrets.

- The flower.

- It has power.

Come.

Professor.

Let me give you a demonstration

of the power of the flower.

Badass.

- Professor, grab him.

Hurry.

There's not much time.

- Come on, ladies.

Let's do what he says.

Get him.

Get him, ladies.

Help.

All right, Doc, now what?

Hold on!

Come on.

- Hold on to him.

I'll be right there.

Just a second.

- Come on!

Come on, Doc.

- Yeah ...

You all right, there?

Yes, you're doing a fine job.

Yes, now hang on.

Slaughter a ...

Okay.

Achtung!

Achtung!

What did you do?

- Power of the flower.

You.

Closer.

Closer.

Closer.

Closer.

Closer.

Put your arm up there.

That's right.

Put your arm in front of him.

Like that.

See?

Ohh.

That's right.

Very good.

See?

This way.

Schnell, schnell.

Hurry.

This way.

Have a seat.

Uh, no.

Not there, please.

Okay. Thank you.

I'm sure you have plenty of questions.

I can provide plenty of answers.

Vulnavia?

Bring me your injection.

Thank you.

Where we can call the authorities.

Yes, of course, we have a phone,

but we don't need that at the moment.

Relax.

- I have missing students.

Vulnavia.

Return this, and then go get some tea.

We need to get off the island.

In due time.

I was brought to this island by your government in 1945.

By Operation Paperclip.

Perhaps you fellows recognize it.

I have.

- I, along with my wife, was brought to this island.

We were left here under quarantine

to work in secret, on my experiments.

Experiments like zombies?

- No.

I was put here to create an army of indestructible soldiers,

using serum to develop their bodies and their minds.

What happened?

- As typical with your government,

once the war was over,

things that had started were not finished.

We were put on a shelf in a warehouse

with so many other projects.

However, we were not forgotten.

My wife and I were left on this island, under quarantine,

and I was able to continue my experiments.

Ah, tea.

Danke schon, Vulnavia.

Du bist...

Help yourself.

Thank you.

Thank you.

My wife, she is ...

Not well.

Is she sick?

What does she have?

- It's complicated.

So Doctor, you have a fully functional lab?

I'd love to see it.

And you will.

I took my attention from indestructible soldiers,

to rejuvenation, the blood flower.

Excuse me, Miss Zombie Girl,

can I have a refill please?

Or, no ...

- I learned the power of the blood flower,

for bringing the dead back to life.

However, one of my subjects attacked my wife.

- No, she's not dead.

I had to act boldly and quickly,

so I separated her brain from her body,

and now I'm looking for the perfect donor,

to complete my project.

- The whole body.

- I've got some things to be ...

Professor?

- Look, Muffin, one of these may be your future mommy.

Vulnavia.

Better get them to the lab.

We have work to do.

Vulnavia, I need your assistance.

Nein!

Nein!

- I can't remember ...

Sedative.

What are you going to do?

Where's my friends?

Shh ...

Don't worry.

- Don't touch me.

Don't resist.

Relax.

Yes.

Shh ...

No, please no.

- This won't hurt, much.

No, no, no.

- Vulnavia, nein.

American brains are so puny.

Vulnavia.

Nein!

Dispose of that.

Nein.

Vulnavia!

Nein!

I'm not finished with you yet.

I'm so sorry, my darling.

But there are others.

I will find one suitable for you, my love.

Auf wiedersehen...

- Professor!

Professor!

Professor!

Wake up! Amie?

Yes!

Where are we?

- Well, we found you.

You were supposed to be keeping watch.

- That's not important right now.

- Not, not ...

No.

- No, my feet are. Oh ...

Oh, the scalpel.

- Scalpel.

I remember, when he took my blood on the table.

Think I can ...

Put it in my pocket.

I'm going to see if I can ...

Is that good? - Yeah.

Stay just like that.

I think I can almost reach it.

Ow. Stop.

Don't move, don't move.

It hurts.

- I got it!

Okay.

- Stay still.

I think I've almost got it.

I've got a crick in my neck.

Shh.

Give me a minute. Watch it.

There we go. Stop moving.

I have to go to the bathroom.

I got it!

All right, good.

Get my feet.

I'm out!

I should leave you here for falling asleep.

Don't be mean.

We gotta get out of here.

All right, you're out, let's go.

All right.

Pull it back.

- You pull it back. - You do it.

- No, you do it.

- Look, we have to know who it is.

- I don't really need to know.

- I'm definitely losing my job.

- We need to find that phone.

Briefcase.

Guess what we have?

Here, let's find this out.

There it is.

- The card.

Give me the Sheriff's card.

The Sheriff's card.

Sheriff's card.

Hello?

Oh, thank God.

We are, I'm, part of the student group,

the university group at the island.

We're on the island.

We need help.

There's someone--

This scientist.

He's killing people.

My classmates are all, they're all dying.

We need help.

Okay.

The north side.

Okay, please come quickly.

Okay.

What did he say?

- We're supposed to meet him

on the north side as soon as we can.

The north side of the island.

Come on.

- All right, let's go.

- Helga!

- This way. Okay.

- You don't have a gun in that briefcase, do you?

- Come on!

University is strict.

What's going on?

- I don't know.

- Maybe they're afraid of me.

You looking at me?

Hold on, girl.

- Oh my God, thank God, thank God.

Please help!

Please help us, come on!

- She don't seem to trust either of us.

- Damn.

- Jim, take her back to the boat.

I've got to take care of this damn thing myself.

Come on, little lady.

Let's get you out of here.

Wait a minute!

Boat's over here.

Ah shit, maybe it's over there.

- You don't know where the boat is?

- Nah, I need my pa.

He's always better with this kind of shit.

Directions and such.

- Oh no, pa!

I gotta go.

- No, we have to get going.

We have to go!

- I gotta go help my pa.

No, no, wait.

- Oh, shit!

- No!

Help!

So I ran, and I made it to the Sheriff's boat.

When I pulled away from the shore,

I looked back and I saw the smoke,

and the explosion, and when I got to shore,

I ran straight here.

- Miss, we sent out a search and rescue team

after the explosion.

Look.

We have missing students.

We have an explosion on the island

that was quarantined by the government.

And you know something about it.

- What exactly did they find when they went up there?

- Agent Jones, can you tell her

what they found when they went out there?

- Oh, Chief, I'd be glad to.

I can tell you exactly what they found

when they went out there.

Big zero.

No crazy lab, no dead bodies, no zombies.

- I told you everything I know!

I just know what happened to us.

We were there for a glass trip, for God's sake.

It was fine, and then those things ...

- You need to 'fess up!

You need to come up with the truth!

I told you the truth.

I told you everything I know!

- Chief, I think they was over there

smoking some weed or doing something.

No one was smoking anything!

- You don't believe this story, do you?

- No, I do not believe your story.

I'm telling you the truth!

You need to go back out there!

You missed it!

- We've been out there!

They checked everything.

They didn't miss anything.

What do you think we are?

A bunch of idiots?

- I've told you everything I know ...

We need you to be honest with us.

What happened on that island?

No crazy stories.

Just the truth.