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- Pumpkin, are you okay?
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- Is that a truck?
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Stephen. Stephen.
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- Well, hello there, darling.
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I know you weren't expecting me.
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Yeah, that's right.
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I followed you up from that
trail a little while ago.
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I figured you were coming here
with your short boyfriend.
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- You're freaking crazy.
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Where do you come up with this stuff?
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- A 10-hour workday is a long workday.
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I get a little bored.
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- So, you're taking me out
to, what is this place?
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A place that was important
to your grandfather or?
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You've been here before?
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What was the deal?
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I wasn't really paying attention.
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- When I used to live on the reservation,
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my grandfather used to
take me to this place.
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And we would get lost in
the woods for a few days.
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He'd take me hunting and
fishing, and all that good stuff.
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It's just the woods
that I used to play in.
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I grew up here.
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I made a lot of great memories
with my grandfather there.
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I was just thinking we could
go make our own memories.
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- Well, I like the sound of that.
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All right.
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- Are you really gonna wear those shoes?
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- What are you talking about?
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These are my lucky chucks.
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I was wearing these when I met you.
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- Well, I got you something.
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- Oh.
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Gray and brown, my two favorite colors.
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- Yeah, I figured you could...
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- And it's almost my size too.
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- Almost.
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- So, you want me to hike in shoes
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that are ugly and don't fit?
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Well, this is the point of no return.
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You know what I mean?
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This is three effing
days in the wilderness.
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Do you have, I mean...
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Woo, that's a little heavy there.
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We gotta carry this for three days?
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We gotta small tent?
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Are you sure this is okay?
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Have you done this before?
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How long has it been since
you done this before?
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This is kind of-
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- Hush.
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- There's worse things to do
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than follow that around for three days.
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hidden in the silence
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I think it's all a show
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to show you where to go
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over, it's over, it's over
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in the distant moonlight
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- Did I ever tell you
about the pro-wrestler
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that I knew from Mississippi?
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- No.
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- Back in the '90s, anywhere you went,
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no matter how shitty the wrestling was,
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people would sell out.
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'Cause Stone Cold and The
Rock were big at the time.
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And I knew this guy,
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and I don't even remember
what his real name was,
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but he would show up to the matches
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in a sleeveless black T-shirt
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with matching black blue jeans.
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And then he would have this plastic sack.
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And in the plastic sack was
his outfit for the night.
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You know what it was?
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What?
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It was another sleeveless T- shirt.
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So he would get into the dressing room,
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take that shirt off,
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and put another black
sleeveless T-shirt on,
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and now he was ready to fight.
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So, this guy came up to
me once and he was like,
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"Hey Vinnie, I know your good
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with all the gimmicks and everything,
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and I got the look down.
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I know I look good.
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But I need an idea that's
gonna set me apart."
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And this guy was the worst, he was a dork.
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He was a redneck dork.
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If there is such a thing.
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So I sat there for a few minutes,
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and I said,
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"Hey man, have you ever
played mortal combat?"
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He's like, "Yeah, man,
I love mortal combat."
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And I said, "You know,
when you kill somebody,
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and it says fatality?"
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He said, "Yeah."
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I said, "How about for
you, instead of fatality,
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because you look kind of like an animal,
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how about you go by beastiality?"
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He had no idea.
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- That's cool.
- His eyes got big as saucers.
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"Yes. Yes."
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So that night, he's charged up,
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he's excited, he's ready to go.
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He goes outside the
curtain, place is packed.
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"Who's ready for some beastiality?"
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The whole place goes sideways.
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The women with their kids, they're like,
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"What in the hell are we about..."
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They didn't know
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if they're gonna bring
out a sheep or something.
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They had no idea.
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The college aged kids were
laughing their ass off.
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He went in the ring, he got the guy down,
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the guy was on all fours.
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"Who's ready for some beastiality?"
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And he never, ever, ever had
reaction like that in his life.
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He came back, he hugged me.
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He's not a hugger. He hugged me.
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And he was saying, "Man,
this is the best shit."
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And he goes, "Man, thank you so much."
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Word about this guy travels for weeks.
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People are driving miles to see him.
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"Beastiality."
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Place going crazy. "Beastiality."
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He's so happy.
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And I feel like an asshole,
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because everybody's making fun of him.
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- You're an asshole.
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- I know.
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Then six weeks later, I see him again.
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Totally pissed off this time.
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I said, "Hey, what's up, beastiality?"
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He said, "Shut up. You know what you did."
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Apparently, he ran into
some promoter from Ohio
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who was a born again Christian.
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He did one of the church shows,
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where they try to save everybody.
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After the main event, they're like,
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"There's no way in heck I'm letting you
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go out there and say beastiality
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in front of a bunch of
born again Christians."
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And so, man, he had to give
up the gimmick,
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Beastiality.
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- That's a great story.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- You are welcomed.
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Where are we going,
girl? You know I love you?
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- I know you think you do.
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- What you got?
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- That is disturbing.
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- It's weird, being out
here in the woods like that.
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- Who would leave this out here?
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- Obviously a guy, and he's
probably looking for it.
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To this day
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you don't know the difference
between .
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I used to live upstairs
from this professor,
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and every time I asked him,
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he was like-
- Hey. What is that?
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- Oh, it looks like a woman's purse.
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Could be full of cash.
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Gold.
- It's very gender, isn't it?
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- Okay. It's a gay man's purse.
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You got very nice arms.
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- Thank you.
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- I'll take that for you.
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Ooh. It's filled with Krabby Patties.
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Think there's anything on there?
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- I don't know.
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- Nudie pics?
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- You wish.
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See if there's a battery in there.
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- Is that a battery?
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- I think so.
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- Beautiful.
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I'm gonna eat these.
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You want one? There's three left.
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- No, and that's disgusting.
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- They're very good for you.
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Sponge Bob eats them. He's very thin.
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These are like peaches children take.
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- He's cute.
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- I want to see boobs.
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- Oh!
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Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
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We have to get this to the police.
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- Okay. But where's the police out here?
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- I don't know. Check the map.
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- Okay.
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Whoa, whoa, slow down
and think for a second.
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You know where ranger
stations are and stuff, right?
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- Yeah, I think so.
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It's supposed to be on this trail.
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If we just keep walking,
maybe we'll come across it.
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- All right. Let's go, baby.
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That's crazy.
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Fuck this Krabby Patty.
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Hey man, you all right?
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Need some help?
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Hey brother, you're all right, man?
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What happened?
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- Twisted my knee.
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I come back to my car.
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- Okay. Where's your gear?
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- Ah, I left it up on the mountain.
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I couldn't really carry it back with me.
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- Well, I can go get that for you.
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Come here. What're you doing?
- Everything okay?
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- Of course not. Call 911.
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- We can't. There's no service out here.
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- Go fucking to the clearing, and call.
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We gotta at least try.
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I mean, I don't know what else
to do with this fucking guy.
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- I don't have my phone.
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- You don't have your phone?
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I'm sorry, I got your phone.
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- She's a beautiful girl.
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You're lucky, man.
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- I know, man.
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I don't know what she's
doing with me sometimes bro.
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I'm a lucky bastard.
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- I don't either.
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Cherokee should stick to their own kind.
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Their blood's already polluted enough.
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- What?
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- Don't get me wrong.
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It's not like that.
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The Cherokee breed out,
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soon the whole nation will be gone.
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Sad, really.
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I got no signal.
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- Let me check with the Mrs.
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- I have no signal.
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- Well, I told you to go
to the fucking clearing.
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And I know it's 30 minutes,
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you've been gone for 30 seconds,
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but let me tell you
something, that's okay.
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This guy's a freaking weirdo.
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I don't know if he can hear me.
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So be careful.
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But this guy was talking
about you being Cherokee,
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and talking about you wiping
out the Cherokee he mentioned
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'cause your mom's half white or something.
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I was like,
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"Is this guy a racist or is
he a soothsayer or a witch?"
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And dude, he's really freaking weird.
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And here's the other thing,
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he looks like my uncle Tony.
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You met Tony, right?
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- Isn't Tony 60?
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- Yeah, but he looks like Tony did
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when he used to bring
to me to these woods.
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'Cause I know I hate hiking,
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but I fished here before with Tony.
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And he looks just like the guy.
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It's fucking weird, but
he didn't talk like Tony.
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Tony's a cool guy...
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- Where the fuck did he go?
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Did he take anything?
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- I don't think so, man.
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Where the hell did he go?
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- I really don't even know
how to process this right now.
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- I don't know how to process it, baby.
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We getting the fuck out of this place.
264
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,560
- I wonder if that's who's
taking the Polaroids.
265
00:16:41,942 --> 00:16:43,800
- I wonder where the nest is.
266
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,900
- Honey, I think that's a rattlesnake egg.
267
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,385
- Don't tip the woods.
268
00:16:58,918 --> 00:16:59,751
I'm not gonna make it
269
00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:02,950
the last two damn miles to the camp site.
270
00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:04,873
- Well, why don't we just hike up there?
271
00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:08,570
- Oh, and do a camp for tonight?
272
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:11,000
- Well, what I have in mind,
273
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,022
we might as well stay out
in the middle of nowhere.
274
00:17:14,022 --> 00:17:15,673
- Oh really?
275
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:17,810
Well then, hell yeah.
276
00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:21,590
- Wait, what do you have in mind?
277
00:17:22,423 --> 00:17:23,360
- What do you have in mind?
- 'Cause I don't think
278
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:24,600
it's the same thing I have in mind.
279
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:25,820
- I just rolled my ankle.
280
00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:27,940
9 million miles in this damn forest.
281
00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:29,640
Oh!
282
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,450
- My bracelet broke.
283
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:32,283
- Who cares?
284
00:17:32,283 --> 00:17:33,900
That looks like your
grandmother's phone cord.
285
00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:36,200
I was actually hoping that it would break.
286
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,680
Loaded bag.
287
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,810
You said you could put up
a tent by yourself, right?
288
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:40,643
- Yes.
289
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:41,787
- Gotta do manly. I love you.
290
00:17:41,787 --> 00:17:44,960
I'm gonna go secure the
perimeter with my manliness.
291
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:45,900
- Okay. Have fun.
292
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,635
- And testosterone.
293
00:17:47,635 --> 00:17:48,468
- See ya.
294
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,422
- And my balls.
295
00:18:20,645 --> 00:18:23,728
- I have an idea, we could eat these.
296
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:29,210
The finest spawn guy that
cow shit has ever produced.
297
00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:30,043
- Four years together,
298
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:32,800
and he finally talked me into eating shit.
299
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:33,810
- It'll be fun.
300
00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:35,900
Shamans used to use these in ceremonies
301
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,870
when they would walk through the worlds.
302
00:18:37,870 --> 00:18:38,790
- Really?
303
00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:40,410
- Yeah.
304
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:43,120
I think you we could use them to connect.
305
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:46,070
Connect to the trees and the squirrels,
306
00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:48,773
the spirits of the forest.
307
00:18:49,890 --> 00:18:51,530
- You wanna do mushrooms out in the woods,
308
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:52,970
with Polaroid killer out?
309
00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:54,580
- Can you think of anything better to do?
310
00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:56,060
- Ah, yeah.
311
00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:57,627
- We may do that too.
312
00:19:10,371 --> 00:19:12,730
I never felt my nipples like this before.
313
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,241
through the darkest night
314
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,383
when the wolves strike
315
00:19:39,383 --> 00:19:41,795
get your aim right
316
00:19:41,795 --> 00:19:45,823
pound on the fame right
317
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:54,132
that they ain't got paid
318
00:19:54,132 --> 00:19:58,539
gonna lose it out anyway
319
00:21:00,984 --> 00:21:05,340
of flesh and blood
320
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:07,593
- All hail Lord Leviathan.
321
00:21:15,310 --> 00:21:16,910
Jesus! What are you doing?
322
00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:18,524
- Oh, Hey man. How's it going?
323
00:21:18,524 --> 00:21:20,851
- Oh, hey, how's it going?
324
00:21:20,851 --> 00:21:22,360
Don't mind us.
325
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:25,110
You want a piece of this?
326
00:21:35,718 --> 00:21:36,551
- No!
327
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,869
- What the fuck.
328
00:22:47,869 --> 00:22:48,702
Oh!
329
00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:54,470
Jesus Christ, what the hell!
330
00:22:54,470 --> 00:22:56,040
Are you okay?
331
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,207
- Yeah. I'm fine.
332
00:22:58,770 --> 00:23:00,103
- Motherfuckers.
333
00:23:02,490 --> 00:23:03,760
What the fuck?
334
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,660
Who was it? Are you okay?
335
00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:08,220
- Yeah.
- What the fuck, motherfucker?
336
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,053
Come out here.
337
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,763
I'm from Baltimore, bitch.
338
00:23:30,770 --> 00:23:31,730
Hey baby.
339
00:23:31,730 --> 00:23:33,220
- Good morning.
340
00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:34,053
- Good morning.
341
00:23:36,897 --> 00:23:38,580
You're beautiful.
342
00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:40,500
What's on the agenda today, boss?
343
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:42,510
- I figured we could take the
camera bag and the Polaroids
344
00:23:42,510 --> 00:23:44,050
to the ranger station.
345
00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:46,750
- Ooh, that camera bag.
Do I still have that?
346
00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:47,965
- Yeah. It's in your backpack.
347
00:23:47,965 --> 00:23:49,170
- Okay, cool.
348
00:23:49,170 --> 00:23:50,605
Let's get going.
349
00:23:50,605 --> 00:23:51,813
- All right.
350
00:24:08,389 --> 00:24:10,273
- I'm thirsty.
351
00:24:12,790 --> 00:24:13,733
- Oh, my God!
352
00:24:16,910 --> 00:24:18,793
- That was one for you.
353
00:24:20,430 --> 00:24:21,480
- Because it's a guy?
354
00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:23,168
- Oh, yeah.
355
00:24:23,168 --> 00:24:24,660
Unless you got something to tell me.
356
00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:26,760
- This is really starting to creep me out.
357
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,450
- It's weird.
358
00:24:29,450 --> 00:24:31,210
But it's just somebody
screwing around with us.
359
00:24:31,210 --> 00:24:33,700
I bet it's an art house project.
360
00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:35,890
I bet there's a candid
camera in the woods.
361
00:24:35,890 --> 00:24:37,985
Rocky and Bullwinkle pulling one of-
362
00:24:37,985 --> 00:24:39,153
- I really hope you're right.
363
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,283
I feel like somebody is watching us.
364
00:24:45,470 --> 00:24:46,620
- Somebody is watching.
365
00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:50,920
I'd say that Indian voodoo witchcraft.
366
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,850
You feel it in your dreadlocks?
367
00:24:52,850 --> 00:24:54,548
- Vinnie, I'm serious.
368
00:24:54,548 --> 00:24:58,290
- I know. I just joke when I'm worried.
369
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,190
- I have to pee.
370
00:25:49,190 --> 00:25:50,023
- Okay.
371
00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:51,783
Snapchat me.
372
00:25:51,783 --> 00:25:52,983
- You can go now.
373
00:25:55,330 --> 00:25:56,580
- Don't be like that, uh.
374
00:26:25,590 --> 00:26:27,860
- Hey, come look at this.
375
00:26:27,860 --> 00:26:30,090
- Baby, you're fine as
wine, but I ain't R Kelly.
376
00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:31,410
I'm not into that shit.
377
00:26:31,410 --> 00:26:32,610
- Not that.
378
00:26:32,610 --> 00:26:33,933
I wanna show you something.
379
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,160
- Okay.
380
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,560
Why don't you bring it out to me,
381
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,713
so I don't have to break my damn neck.
382
00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:44,893
- Just look.
383
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,147
It's made out of deer
hide and .
384
00:26:49,002 --> 00:26:51,010
It's like the one my
grandfather used to make.
385
00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:51,843
- Cool.
386
00:26:53,170 --> 00:26:54,730
You put it on, huh?
387
00:26:54,730 --> 00:26:56,188
- Why not?
388
00:26:56,188 --> 00:26:58,357
- A bear could've crapped on it.
389
00:27:02,890 --> 00:27:04,321
Thank you.
390
00:27:04,321 --> 00:27:06,115
- You're welcomed.
391
00:27:06,115 --> 00:27:06,948
Be careful.
392
00:27:06,948 --> 00:27:08,080
This one's a doozy over here.
393
00:27:09,046 --> 00:27:09,879
- You're a doozy.
394
00:27:09,879 --> 00:27:10,712
- Thank you.
395
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:13,420
That's the nicest thing you've
said to me all day, I'm sure.
396
00:27:13,420 --> 00:27:15,083
Where's this fucking forest ranger station
397
00:27:15,083 --> 00:27:16,493
that I hear so much about?
398
00:27:17,372 --> 00:27:18,489
I don't know.
399
00:27:18,489 --> 00:27:19,890
Everything looks unfamiliar.
400
00:27:54,501 --> 00:27:56,217
- Oh, little buddy.
401
00:27:56,217 --> 00:27:57,384
What happened.
402
00:27:59,395 --> 00:28:02,008
Oh, one cute little guy.
403
00:28:02,008 --> 00:28:02,841
You okay?
404
00:28:14,495 --> 00:28:15,328
Moron.
405
00:28:26,942 --> 00:28:28,859
- I'm not peeing there.
406
00:28:32,453 --> 00:28:33,286
- Freak.
407
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,220
How'd you get over there, Houdini?
408
00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:45,330
What are you doing?
409
00:28:48,420 --> 00:28:49,833
What are you wearing?
410
00:29:05,673 --> 00:29:06,720
This is crazy.
411
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,487
I'm not in the mood to screw around.
412
00:29:15,030 --> 00:29:15,863
- Vinnie.
413
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,563
- What are you doing? Come here.
414
00:29:45,588 --> 00:29:46,421
- Vinnie.
415
00:29:48,032 --> 00:29:48,865
- Robin.
416
00:29:54,465 --> 00:29:56,882
I'm not in the mood for this.
417
00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:09,320
What are you doing? Come here.
418
00:30:13,626 --> 00:30:14,459
I never want to hear that
419
00:30:14,459 --> 00:30:16,615
I'm the one that screws around.
420
00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:19,151
This is freaking ridiculous.
421
00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:32,263
Robin.
422
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,500
How did you get up there?
423
00:31:06,639 --> 00:31:08,389
Would you cut it out?
424
00:31:21,281 --> 00:31:22,570
Freaking time getting a role-play.
425
00:31:22,570 --> 00:31:24,043
I ain't moving, my feet hurt.
426
00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:50,550
Hey, what the hell was that?
427
00:31:50,550 --> 00:31:51,460
What were you doing?
428
00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:52,560
What were you wearing?
429
00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:55,470
Why the fuck did you go off like that?
430
00:31:55,470 --> 00:31:56,530
I thought you were peeing over there.
431
00:31:56,530 --> 00:31:57,363
That was crazy.
432
00:31:57,363 --> 00:31:59,200
I almost fell off a cliff!
433
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:03,150
Some weird ass redneck saved
me, and he disappeared.
434
00:32:03,150 --> 00:32:04,320
What in the hell is going?
435
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:08,780
And you're wearing that
damned necklace again.
436
00:32:08,780 --> 00:32:10,087
- What are you talking about?
437
00:32:10,087 --> 00:32:11,863
- What do you mean you don't
know what I'm talking about?
438
00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:13,970
I about died, about fell off a cliff,
439
00:32:13,970 --> 00:32:15,040
a redneck had to save me.
440
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,080
You were leading me through,
wearing this Indian gab,
441
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,310
looking like Sacagawea,
442
00:32:20,310 --> 00:32:23,530
and you're acting like gypsy Rose Lee.
443
00:32:23,530 --> 00:32:24,470
What in the world?
444
00:32:24,470 --> 00:32:25,970
I about died over here.
445
00:32:25,970 --> 00:32:27,040
Then you're wearing-
- I have no idea
446
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:27,873
what you're talking about.
447
00:32:27,873 --> 00:32:29,040
- And you're wearing the thing again.
448
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:29,873
The knapsack.
449
00:32:29,873 --> 00:32:31,090
I'm telling you.
- Vinnie, calm down.
450
00:32:31,090 --> 00:32:32,013
What are you talking about?
451
00:32:32,013 --> 00:32:34,770
- I about fell off a cliff.
452
00:32:34,770 --> 00:32:35,913
I can't be gone.
453
00:32:37,430 --> 00:32:38,490
Man, just get this stuff.
454
00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:39,640
Let's start walking.
455
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,110
If you got to screw around, man,
456
00:32:41,110 --> 00:32:42,610
somebody could get hurt, babe.
457
00:32:45,340 --> 00:32:48,746
- I have no idea what
you're talking about.
458
00:32:48,746 --> 00:32:50,330
- I don't know what I'm talking about.
459
00:32:50,330 --> 00:32:53,450
Have you ever almost fell
off of a cliff before?
460
00:32:53,450 --> 00:32:56,280
God almighty! I saw the face of Thor.
461
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,100
It was insane, and Zeus.
462
00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:00,200
- Maybe you should watch
where the hell you're going.
463
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,470
- Well, maybe you shouldn't be
464
00:33:01,470 --> 00:33:04,497
sexually trying to entice
me off of a cliff face.
465
00:33:04,497 --> 00:33:05,804
Have you ever thought about that?
466
00:33:05,804 --> 00:33:07,592
- I'm telling you I have no
idea what you're talking about.
467
00:33:07,592 --> 00:33:08,425
I was peeing.
468
00:33:08,425 --> 00:33:10,696
- You know I have a thing for you, right?
469
00:33:10,696 --> 00:33:12,576
I'm gonna follow you follow you...
470
00:33:22,641 --> 00:33:23,800
I thought I said quit
wearing this stupid? -
471
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,070
- Don't touch me.
472
00:33:25,070 --> 00:33:27,012
- Ouch! What's the
fucking matter with you?
473
00:33:29,735 --> 00:33:30,829
- Just leave me alone.
474
00:33:30,829 --> 00:33:31,662
- Hey.
475
00:34:28,539 --> 00:34:29,789
Billy.
476
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,669
- Go for Billy.
477
00:34:35,669 --> 00:34:36,600
Hey Billy.
478
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,010
Remember you're gonna be on duty
479
00:34:38,010 --> 00:34:39,210
by yourself all weekend.
480
00:34:40,350 --> 00:34:42,537
Is there anything you
need before we take off?
481
00:34:48,441 --> 00:34:49,274
What?
482
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,010
- Nothing. I'll be fine.
483
00:34:52,010 --> 00:34:54,903
Y'all just enjoy your big
holiday weekend, okay?
484
00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:58,610
Yeah. Thanks Billy.
485
00:34:58,610 --> 00:35:00,524
Oh, before I forget,
486
00:35:00,524 --> 00:35:04,441
.
487
00:35:04,441 --> 00:35:07,087
Let's see, it was near campsite...
488
00:35:07,087 --> 00:35:08,087
- Ah, would shut up.
489
00:35:22,778 --> 00:35:24,528
- This is disgusting.
490
00:35:27,176 --> 00:35:31,613
Baby, if you used tampons for
a tent, you're looking at it.
491
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,120
Don't touch it, man.
492
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,800
Hey, you're still a thing.
493
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,633
It's all over that.
494
00:35:36,633 --> 00:35:38,091
I'm not gonna touch it.
495
00:35:47,290 --> 00:35:48,590
- Hey, it's forest ranger.
496
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:53,650
- We found this bag.
497
00:35:53,650 --> 00:35:54,483
- Yeah.
498
00:35:54,483 --> 00:35:56,370
- A while back on the trail.
499
00:35:56,370 --> 00:35:57,203
- Yeah.
500
00:35:57,203 --> 00:35:59,850
It's got suspicious pictures of...
501
00:35:59,850 --> 00:36:03,063
Look there's these
Polaroids of people bound,
502
00:36:04,287 --> 00:36:05,193
and naked chicks.
503
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:07,193
Yeah.
504
00:36:09,330 --> 00:36:10,773
And this bag too.
505
00:36:14,460 --> 00:36:15,539
There's a camera-
506
00:36:15,539 --> 00:36:16,989
- Wait, that has my necklace.
507
00:36:17,959 --> 00:36:19,160
- Oh.
508
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:20,420
Buddy, you're all right?
509
00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:21,719
We're talking here.
510
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:22,552
- Uh?
511
00:36:22,552 --> 00:36:24,490
- You want us to leave
this stuff with you?
512
00:36:24,490 --> 00:36:26,420
Are people in trouble or what's going on?
513
00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:29,880
- You know, there's a ranger station
514
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,020
about a mile, mile and a
half way back up there.
515
00:36:33,020 --> 00:36:34,897
Just take that with you.
516
00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:41,720
- You're busy, huh?
517
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:42,553
- Yeah.
518
00:36:42,553 --> 00:36:44,760
I'm working on this big caper.
519
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,610
- I'm sorry, is it more
important than people in trouble?
520
00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:51,620
Yeah, big forest caper. Big stuff.
521
00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:53,240
- Hey, it's your job, right?
522
00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:55,520
To protect people, and at
least give us peace of mind.
523
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:56,670
And these people may be in trouble, man.
524
00:36:56,670 --> 00:36:57,510
Aren't you a cop?
525
00:36:57,510 --> 00:36:59,150
I mean, you know what a forest ranger is?
526
00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:01,630
Isn't this your job, sir?
527
00:37:01,630 --> 00:37:02,463
- Look.
528
00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:07,493
Just go up to the ranger
station, and leave a report.
529
00:37:08,690 --> 00:37:10,430
I got stuff to do.
530
00:37:10,430 --> 00:37:11,720
- Apparently.
531
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:12,770
Let's go, sweetheart.
532
00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:15,443
Taxpayer money.
533
00:37:26,870 --> 00:37:27,703
- All right.
534
00:37:28,681 --> 00:37:31,663
You shoot him, and I cut him.
535
00:37:34,295 --> 00:37:36,738
- What the hell did you say?
536
00:37:36,738 --> 00:37:38,073
- You shut the fuck up, Scott.
537
00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:53,073
Damn, Scott.
538
00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:57,117
You can cook anything.
539
00:37:57,117 --> 00:37:58,495
- Uh, he sure did.
540
00:38:01,940 --> 00:38:03,030
Whose turn is it to follow?
541
00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:04,280
Not me. I cook.
542
00:38:05,660 --> 00:38:07,560
Well, I just got back. So...
543
00:38:08,810 --> 00:38:10,750
I guess I'll go then.
544
00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:11,583
The last that I saw,
545
00:38:11,583 --> 00:38:14,440
they were headed towards
the old town of Proctor.
546
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,673
I'm gonna go take a nap.
547
00:38:19,050 --> 00:38:19,883
- Baby.
548
00:38:19,883 --> 00:38:23,630
Robin, look, man, with
everything that's been going on
549
00:38:23,630 --> 00:38:25,680
here in the freaking
woods, I'm freaking out.
550
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,070
I don't want these freaking
photos anymore, men.
551
00:38:28,070 --> 00:38:30,650
- We'll just take them
to the ranger station.
552
00:38:30,650 --> 00:38:31,650
- I don't wanna touch them no more.
553
00:38:31,650 --> 00:38:32,483
I mean, I really think...
554
00:38:32,483 --> 00:38:33,874
I thought it was a joke at first,
555
00:38:33,874 --> 00:38:35,970
but there's something really
fucking weird in these woods,
556
00:38:35,970 --> 00:38:37,397
I don't want any of it.
557
00:39:01,579 --> 00:39:02,412
- Devin?
558
00:39:04,473 --> 00:39:05,640
Is that Devin?
559
00:39:10,530 --> 00:39:12,520
- If we're talking
about the craziest stuff
560
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:13,720
and the scariest stuff,
561
00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:16,400
I'll tell you the scariest
thing I've ever seen.
562
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,850
When I first moved to Tennessee,
563
00:39:17,850 --> 00:39:19,150
the first thing I did is
564
00:39:19,150 --> 00:39:22,090
I was in a judo tournament in Memphis.
565
00:39:22,090 --> 00:39:22,990
- Did you win?
566
00:39:28,430 --> 00:39:30,160
Interesting story.
567
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,780
Basically, the guy in the
final, I got on his back,
568
00:39:32,780 --> 00:39:34,740
arching his neck up like that.
569
00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:36,440
And he was screaming going, "Arg!"
570
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:39,510
He didn't tap out.
571
00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:42,060
And then the little Asian
guys all got around,
572
00:39:44,450 --> 00:39:45,830
And they basically disqualified me,
573
00:39:45,830 --> 00:39:47,810
'cause they said I was trying
to break the guy's neck.
574
00:39:47,810 --> 00:39:49,564
And I was like, "The guy didn't tap out."
575
00:39:49,564 --> 00:39:50,810
And there are supposed
to be some rule in judo,
576
00:39:50,810 --> 00:39:52,270
you can't break a guy's back.
577
00:39:52,270 --> 00:39:55,958
So anyway, I was pretty
discouraged, I got second place.
578
00:39:57,810 --> 00:40:00,240
Here's the scariest thing I've ever seen.
579
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:01,420
I go back to the hotel
580
00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:05,570
I'm going to sleep it off
and cry all night long.
581
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:08,890
Head down the hall, get on the elevator.
582
00:40:08,890 --> 00:40:09,723
What do I see?
583
00:40:09,723 --> 00:40:12,540
There must've been some sort
of freak convention in town,
584
00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:15,920
because the elevator was suddenly filled
585
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,260
with a sea of furies,
six or seven of them.
586
00:40:19,260 --> 00:40:21,333
All at once hop on the elevator.
587
00:40:22,460 --> 00:40:23,480
I thought this was weird,
588
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,700
but they must have had
some sort of symbiosis,
589
00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:27,190
because they all turned around
590
00:40:27,190 --> 00:40:28,800
and looked at me at the same time.
591
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,560
And me being a judo guy in a bad mood,
592
00:40:37,119 --> 00:40:39,714
What the hell was that?
593
00:40:39,714 --> 00:40:40,964
- I don't know.
594
00:40:42,126 --> 00:40:43,352
- Let's keep moving.
595
00:41:16,934 --> 00:41:19,143
do this.
596
00:41:21,903 --> 00:41:23,000
- Are you Devin?
597
00:41:26,601 --> 00:41:28,768
What are doing here, baby?
598
00:41:30,798 --> 00:41:31,965
What the fuck!
599
00:41:59,336 --> 00:42:01,550
- I don't think so.
600
00:42:01,550 --> 00:42:04,883
Doesn't look like anybody's
been in here in forever.
601
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:08,467
I'd say about 150 years.
602
00:42:09,410 --> 00:42:11,159
- Now what are you basing that off of?
603
00:42:12,762 --> 00:42:14,606
Is that some sort of expertize?
604
00:42:14,606 --> 00:42:16,379
Is it some sort of carbon dating?
605
00:42:16,379 --> 00:42:18,520
- Well, it's got a confirm foundation.
606
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,502
I think we should call
a real estate agent.
607
00:42:23,060 --> 00:42:25,973
- Man, some ghetto dude
tried to spell Atlanta.
608
00:42:28,830 --> 00:42:29,960
- Put that down.
609
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,574
- Why? It's got spiders on it?
610
00:42:31,574 --> 00:42:33,523
- No, don't try to say that name.
611
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:36,220
Vinnie, let's get out of here.
612
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:39,473
- Robin.
613
00:42:39,473 --> 00:42:40,356
- I don't want to talk about it.
614
00:42:40,356 --> 00:42:41,591
- You don't want to talk about it?
615
00:42:41,591 --> 00:42:44,030
What are you talking about?
- Just drop it.
616
00:42:44,030 --> 00:42:44,863
- Drop what?
617
00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:45,950
.
618
00:42:45,950 --> 00:42:46,783
- Drop it.
619
00:42:46,783 --> 00:42:49,930
- Hey. You keep your eye on these guys.
620
00:42:49,930 --> 00:42:51,820
I'm gonna see if I will find other guys.
621
00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:52,653
- Gotcha.
622
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,460
- Where the hell do you think
you're going off to, honey?
623
00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:03,050
Baby we left our shit back there.
624
00:43:03,050 --> 00:43:04,360
- I just had to get away.
625
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,420
- Okay. I got it.
626
00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:07,050
Sit down. Talk to me for a second.
627
00:43:07,050 --> 00:43:08,050
For the love of God.
628
00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:10,130
What is going on, man?
629
00:43:10,130 --> 00:43:11,190
Are you kidding?
630
00:43:11,190 --> 00:43:12,023
Are you serious?
631
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,920
- My grandfather used to tell me a story,
632
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,713
when I was a kid, about
the legend of Spear finger.
633
00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:24,600
They would just tell kids to scare them.
634
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,957
Keep them from going too far.
635
00:43:26,957 --> 00:43:28,410
"Don't go too far kids,
636
00:43:28,410 --> 00:43:30,797
because Spear finger will get you."
637
00:43:32,250 --> 00:43:35,280
She was a rock golem with
a spear for a finger,
638
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,260
made out of obsidian.
639
00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:40,000
She would lure the kids
away from the tribes,
640
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,830
and stabbed them in the
hearts with her finger,
641
00:43:42,830 --> 00:43:44,673
and eat their liver.
642
00:43:45,850 --> 00:43:47,510
- Okay.
643
00:43:47,510 --> 00:43:50,870
After that, white people
drove us out of our lands,
644
00:43:50,870 --> 00:43:53,233
and her hunting technique changed.
645
00:43:54,150 --> 00:43:56,890
She started dropping trees on people,
646
00:43:56,890 --> 00:43:58,710
and mimicking your loved ones,
647
00:43:58,710 --> 00:44:00,810
and luring you into the woods to kill you.
648
00:44:01,790 --> 00:44:02,780
- Spear Finger.
649
00:44:02,780 --> 00:44:04,280
This is what you're afraid of?
650
00:44:08,763 --> 00:44:09,660
That it's his name?
651
00:44:09,660 --> 00:44:10,960
- It's not a real name.
652
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,410
- Well, what's her real name?
653
00:44:13,830 --> 00:44:15,080
- That name on the board.
654
00:44:16,860 --> 00:44:17,693
- Atlanta.
655
00:44:17,693 --> 00:44:18,830
How do you pronounce it?
656
00:44:20,601 --> 00:44:21,851
- We don't say that name.
657
00:44:22,690 --> 00:44:24,500
- Okay. Let me get this straight.
658
00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:27,850
So, we're afraid. You're afraid.
659
00:44:27,850 --> 00:44:29,190
Your all attitude has changed,
660
00:44:29,190 --> 00:44:32,400
because you're scared of a golem woman
661
00:44:33,247 --> 00:44:35,520
coming in and throwing a tree at us.
662
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,459
- Rock golem woman.
663
00:44:37,459 --> 00:44:38,853
- What did I say?
664
00:44:38,853 --> 00:44:40,436
- Rock golem woman.
665
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,668
.
666
00:45:45,057 --> 00:45:47,951
- Well, I saw some boobs.
667
00:45:47,951 --> 00:45:48,868
- So weird.
668
00:45:50,860 --> 00:45:52,983
- They were man boobs.
669
00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:12,373
- Somebody's been here,
like a male polish.
670
00:46:14,707 --> 00:46:16,787
Where Scott, out, huh?
671
00:46:16,787 --> 00:46:17,620
- Yeah.
672
00:46:18,673 --> 00:46:21,220
Neither you or him have
a problem with core, huh?
673
00:46:21,220 --> 00:46:22,053
- No, man.
674
00:46:22,053 --> 00:46:23,800
You know I used to be a cop.
675
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,017
Oh, did I ever tell you the story?
676
00:46:25,017 --> 00:46:27,560
Do you know who Charlie Hodge is?
677
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:28,670
- No.
678
00:46:28,670 --> 00:46:29,503
- He's the guy...
679
00:46:29,503 --> 00:46:30,792
Well, you remember Elvis, right?
680
00:46:30,792 --> 00:46:31,625
- Yeah.
681
00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:33,440
- So, Charlie Hodge was the
guy that would hand Elvis,
682
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:36,420
the towels and the scarves on stage, okay?
683
00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:38,183
So, one night when I was on duty,
684
00:46:39,020 --> 00:46:40,330
this guy got stabbed at puckers.
685
00:46:40,330 --> 00:46:42,650
He runs out the back runs cross street,
686
00:46:42,650 --> 00:46:44,140
gets in an elevator at a hotel,
687
00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:45,830
takes it up to about the fourth floor.
688
00:46:45,830 --> 00:46:46,820
I was first on scene.
689
00:46:46,820 --> 00:46:48,090
Obviously, it's easy to find them.
690
00:46:48,090 --> 00:46:49,310
Just blood everywhere.
691
00:46:49,310 --> 00:46:50,840
Just follow the blood trail.
692
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,440
Follow it, it's the elevator.
693
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,500
Second floor, no blood.
694
00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:56,690
Got up to the fourth floor, blood bath.
695
00:46:56,690 --> 00:46:58,880
Look off to the left, there's
this guy laying on the floor,
696
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,860
just bleeding out and gurgling.
697
00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:03,540
So, I go over there, and
I'm putting my hands on,
698
00:47:03,540 --> 00:47:04,373
getting all bloody.
699
00:47:04,373 --> 00:47:06,930
That's how I'm used to blood.
700
00:47:06,930 --> 00:47:08,520
And I'm like, "Oh, I need help."
701
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:09,353
This guy's dying.
702
00:47:09,353 --> 00:47:11,010
I don't know how quick the
medics are gonna get here.
703
00:47:11,010 --> 00:47:13,530
I look up and there's
an Elvis impersonator,
704
00:47:13,530 --> 00:47:14,870
walking towards me.
705
00:47:14,870 --> 00:47:15,880
Hair and everything.
706
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:17,967
.
707
00:47:20,730 --> 00:47:23,380
With him, is Charlie
Hodge, believe it or not.
708
00:47:23,380 --> 00:47:25,053
Charlie freaking Hodge, man.
709
00:47:25,910 --> 00:47:28,617
So he walks up to me, and he goes,
710
00:47:28,617 --> 00:47:31,780
"Hey, officer Walks, is
anything I can do for you?"
711
00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:35,860
Suspicious minds.
712
00:47:35,860 --> 00:47:37,187
And Charlie Hodge said,
713
00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:38,920
"Is there anything I can do to help?"
714
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:39,957
So I look at Charlie Hodges, and say,
715
00:47:39,957 --> 00:47:42,967
"Charlie, give me that towel."
716
00:47:46,388 --> 00:47:47,835
- Oh God
717
00:49:33,347 --> 00:49:36,480
- What a fuck.
718
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:39,580
Mother fucker, where you at?
719
00:49:39,580 --> 00:49:40,483
Where are you at?
720
00:49:41,570 --> 00:49:43,170
Where are you at, mother fucker?
721
00:49:44,970 --> 00:49:46,070
What the hell is that?
722
00:49:47,064 --> 00:49:48,410
Baby is this fucking normal?
723
00:49:48,410 --> 00:49:50,493
- No, this is not normal.
724
00:49:51,390 --> 00:49:54,260
- I mean, if people can do
this on hikes all the time,
725
00:49:54,260 --> 00:49:55,170
this is insane.
726
00:49:55,170 --> 00:49:56,003
I can't see...
727
00:49:56,003 --> 00:49:57,100
Where the fuck is the guy?
728
00:49:57,100 --> 00:49:58,440
I don't see anybody.
729
00:50:00,605 --> 00:50:02,641
And what the hell is that thing?
730
00:50:02,641 --> 00:50:04,810
Did you hear that guy's voice again?
731
00:50:04,810 --> 00:50:05,643
Or am I going crazy?
732
00:50:05,643 --> 00:50:06,570
- Yeah. No one heard it.
733
00:50:07,795 --> 00:50:09,630
- I got to fucking pee.
734
00:50:09,630 --> 00:50:10,930
This is the worst time.
735
00:50:10,930 --> 00:50:12,680
You're talking about vulnerability.
736
00:50:17,380 --> 00:50:18,720
Baby, give me about a foot.
737
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:19,970
I'm gonna little pee shy.
738
00:50:24,670 --> 00:50:26,650
Okay. All right.
739
00:50:26,650 --> 00:50:28,260
This is your area of expertise.
740
00:50:28,260 --> 00:50:29,573
What do we do first?
741
00:50:29,573 --> 00:50:31,357
- Well first of all,
742
00:50:31,357 --> 00:50:32,500
you tend your brass knuckles around,
743
00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:34,450
the other way, dumb ass.
744
00:50:34,450 --> 00:50:35,343
- Okay. Now what?
745
00:50:36,340 --> 00:50:37,173
- It looks like...
746
00:50:37,173 --> 00:50:38,466
The sky looks like it's
gonna be dawn soon.
747
00:50:38,466 --> 00:50:41,300
So, I say we just sit outside,
748
00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:42,600
and see if they come back.
749
00:50:43,698 --> 00:50:44,531
- Okay.
750
00:50:44,531 --> 00:50:46,494
That's a good idea.
751
00:50:53,101 --> 00:50:55,255
So, staying awake, okay?
752
00:50:55,255 --> 00:50:57,469
I don't think that would
be a problem at all.
753
00:51:12,581 --> 00:51:13,414
- Vinnie.
754
00:51:19,609 --> 00:51:20,692
- Wait, wait.
755
00:51:33,180 --> 00:51:35,130
- Y'all need to get out of these woods.
756
00:51:37,190 --> 00:51:38,640
I don't think it's safe here.
757
00:51:39,613 --> 00:51:40,923
- Is that a threat?
758
00:51:41,770 --> 00:51:42,720
- What do you mean?
759
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:48,110
- People are going missing.
760
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:52,820
Now, the cops ain't talking about it.
761
00:51:52,820 --> 00:51:55,387
Maybe they aren't reporting it.
762
00:51:56,490 --> 00:51:59,700
If they do, they're just
saying it's rock slides,
763
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:01,273
trees falling down on people.
764
00:52:02,517 --> 00:52:03,967
Or what are the odds of that?
765
00:52:06,850 --> 00:52:09,050
There is something else
going on around here.
766
00:52:13,319 --> 00:52:14,660
There's a killer.
767
00:52:14,660 --> 00:52:15,790
You've seen the pictures.
768
00:52:15,790 --> 00:52:16,934
- How do you know we've seen the pictures?
769
00:52:16,934 --> 00:52:19,263
- Wait, are you the one
messing with our tent at night?
770
00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:23,050
- I just got here five minutes ago.
771
00:52:24,730 --> 00:52:28,423
As far as I know, you're the killers.
772
00:52:30,030 --> 00:52:31,723
And as far as you know,
773
00:52:33,620 --> 00:52:34,453
I am.
774
00:52:36,380 --> 00:52:37,213
- That's really cute,
775
00:52:37,213 --> 00:52:39,203
coming from somebody out here by himself.
776
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:44,543
- I ain't alone.
777
00:52:55,419 --> 00:52:58,000
- Where'd you guys get that camera bag?
778
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,630
- We found it on the trail yesterday.
779
00:53:00,630 --> 00:53:03,710
- Put the bag on the ground and walk away.
780
00:53:03,710 --> 00:53:04,543
- That's okay.
781
00:53:04,543 --> 00:53:07,120
We're just gonna give it to
the ranger, if you don't care.
782
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,900
Look, we're armed to the teeth.
783
00:53:09,900 --> 00:53:12,860
Just drop the camera bag, walk away.
784
00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:16,509
We don't want anything to
happen to you or your girl.
785
00:53:47,190 --> 00:53:48,990
- There's only two ways out of here.
786
00:53:50,710 --> 00:53:51,933
We're going that way.
787
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:59,480
I better never ever see you again.
788
00:54:04,940 --> 00:54:06,370
Okay. It's official.
789
00:54:06,370 --> 00:54:10,000
Those guys are creepier than
an elevator full of furies.
790
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,400
- Let's just get our
stuff and get out of here.
791
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,860
- Wait. I didn't know...
792
00:54:13,860 --> 00:54:16,220
Robin, this is the fucking
thing I was talking about.
793
00:54:16,220 --> 00:54:17,580
The rednecks, hillbilly-
794
00:54:17,580 --> 00:54:18,743
- They're not rednecks.
795
00:54:18,743 --> 00:54:20,730
- What do you mean?
796
00:54:20,730 --> 00:54:22,253
- They had non-slip shoes on.
797
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:24,120
- What the hell does that...?
798
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,160
I didn't notice their shoes.
799
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,991
I was looking at a nine-foot
machete in my face.
800
00:54:26,991 --> 00:54:28,540
- I was waitress for eight years.
801
00:54:28,540 --> 00:54:31,100
- So, you're saying rednecks
can't work in a restaurant?
802
00:54:31,100 --> 00:54:33,503
- I only heard one of them
speak with a Southern accent.
803
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,300
- I don't care if they're the
bodyguards of Jesus Christ.
804
00:54:37,300 --> 00:54:38,198
I'm not-
805
00:54:38,198 --> 00:54:39,031
- Let's just get our stuff and go.
806
00:54:39,031 --> 00:54:39,864
- All right.
807
00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:45,653
- Hey do you want this?
808
00:54:49,426 --> 00:54:51,020
- I don't want to see that, man.
809
00:54:52,330 --> 00:54:53,594
- Here, you take it.
810
00:54:53,594 --> 00:54:54,927
I don't want it.
811
00:55:00,900 --> 00:55:01,900
- Robin, baby, stop.
812
00:55:02,810 --> 00:55:03,905
I don't know what to do, man.
813
00:55:04,738 --> 00:55:05,930
I don't know what to freaking do.
814
00:55:05,930 --> 00:55:07,882
These guys could be
following us right now.
815
00:55:07,882 --> 00:55:08,715
- Yeah.
816
00:55:08,715 --> 00:55:11,160
I know you've been saying
it for three hours.
817
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:11,993
- What?
818
00:55:11,993 --> 00:55:13,020
Am I supposed to kick three guys' ass
819
00:55:13,020 --> 00:55:14,480
with machetes this freaking long?
820
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:15,900
- We can focus on the problem,
821
00:55:15,900 --> 00:55:17,690
or we can focus on a solution.
822
00:55:17,690 --> 00:55:18,523
There's just something
823
00:55:18,523 --> 00:55:20,140
that the giant said that stuck with me.
824
00:55:20,140 --> 00:55:21,120
- What is it?
825
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,510
- He said something about
trees, falling on people,
826
00:55:23,510 --> 00:55:24,680
and rock slides.
827
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:25,680
- And?
828
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:27,100
- Well, do you remember
the story I told you,
829
00:55:27,100 --> 00:55:28,500
that my grandfather told me?
830
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:30,730
- About the rock scrotum?
831
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,163
- About the rock golem.
832
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:34,883
- Robin, baby, we ain't got time
833
00:55:34,883 --> 00:55:36,500
to deal with his bullshit, man.
834
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,083
I'm gonna kick three
motherfucking men's ass.
835
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:51,953
- Really?
836
00:55:51,953 --> 00:55:52,800
Got the flashlight on
837
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,220
in the middle of the day, Travis?
838
00:55:55,220 --> 00:55:56,053
- And it's fine.
839
00:55:56,053 --> 00:55:58,243
I'll just go down to the ranger
station and charge it later.
840
00:56:01,580 --> 00:56:02,990
Hey man, you know what I miss?
841
00:56:02,990 --> 00:56:03,823
- What?
842
00:56:03,823 --> 00:56:05,123
- Air conditioning.
843
00:56:06,410 --> 00:56:07,820
- Hey, you know what
we'll be doing right now,
844
00:56:07,820 --> 00:56:09,360
if we're back in the real world?
845
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:10,193
- Hmm?
846
00:56:10,193 --> 00:56:12,784
- I'd be telling your dumb
ass, to roll some silverware.
847
00:56:14,010 --> 00:56:15,490
- I still wouldn't do it.
848
00:56:15,490 --> 00:56:18,680
- Man, day shift 60, night shifts 75.
849
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:19,849
Get it done, son.
850
00:56:25,010 --> 00:56:26,360
Did you look at the camera?
851
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:28,513
- Yeah.
852
00:56:35,130 --> 00:56:39,150
As your friend, you don't need to see it.
853
00:56:39,150 --> 00:56:40,283
- I have to know.
854
00:56:42,330 --> 00:56:45,143
- Let's just go get those fuckers, man.
855
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:47,713
- Was it her?
856
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:50,593
- Yeah.
857
00:56:58,870 --> 00:56:59,703
Seriously, man.
858
00:56:59,703 --> 00:57:02,323
Let's just go get those
motherfuckers right now.
859
00:57:04,210 --> 00:57:05,193
- It's fucking on.
860
00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:11,327
Wait where the fuck is Scott?
861
00:57:11,327 --> 00:57:12,850
- I thought he was with you.
862
00:57:12,850 --> 00:57:13,823
- Shit.
863
00:57:25,060 --> 00:57:25,893
- Beer.
864
00:57:45,439 --> 00:57:47,022
- You didn't drink.
865
00:57:48,150 --> 00:57:49,200
- My nerves are shot.
866
00:57:53,193 --> 00:57:55,800
- Do you think these beers
belong to those guys back there?
867
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:56,650
- God, I hope so.
868
00:57:57,510 --> 00:57:58,343
- Why?
869
00:58:00,930 --> 00:58:03,374
- Because rednecks don't need more beer.
870
00:58:06,028 --> 00:58:07,747
Did you hear that?
871
00:58:07,747 --> 00:58:09,100
I think that's him.
872
00:58:09,100 --> 00:58:10,100
We gotta go.
873
00:58:26,303 --> 00:58:28,030
- What the hell are you doing?
874
00:58:28,030 --> 00:58:30,620
My brother escaped a bear
attack doing this once.
875
00:58:30,620 --> 00:58:31,720
Just trust me.
876
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,100
He called this making a dummy of a dummy.
877
00:58:34,100 --> 00:58:36,690
He's got them bad jokes.
878
00:58:36,690 --> 00:58:38,300
All right.
879
00:58:38,300 --> 00:58:41,290
That should slow them
down and confuse them.
880
00:58:41,290 --> 00:58:42,123
Let's go.
881
00:58:56,889 --> 00:59:01,889
- What the fuck is this?
882
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,320
This is his clothes?
883
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:04,153
- Right.
884
00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:08,733
- There is something in the pocket.
885
00:59:09,657 --> 00:59:12,453
- No, no, no, no.
886
00:59:21,645 --> 00:59:23,478
We are gonna kill you.
887
00:59:37,749 --> 00:59:38,582
- Hey, what are you doing?
888
00:59:38,582 --> 00:59:39,415
We got to keep moving.
889
00:59:40,340 --> 00:59:42,085
Hey baby. What's wrong?
890
00:59:42,085 --> 00:59:44,010
- Oh my God! They're gonna kill us.
891
00:59:44,010 --> 00:59:44,843
- Hey. Hey.
892
00:59:45,969 --> 00:59:47,940
Hey, babe. I got this.
893
00:59:47,940 --> 00:59:50,170
Listen. Sweetheart, look at me.
894
00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:51,653
Look at me, Robin.
895
00:59:52,670 --> 00:59:54,457
I got this baby.
896
00:59:54,457 --> 00:59:56,744
?
897
00:59:56,744 --> 00:59:58,897
I'm gonna isolate him, okay?
898
00:59:58,897 --> 01:00:01,880
I'm gonna hit him with one left hand,
899
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,900
and then two right hands.
900
01:00:04,733 --> 01:00:05,566
And then it's going to be on.
901
01:00:05,566 --> 01:00:07,203
- Please stay out of it.
902
01:00:08,303 --> 01:00:10,740
And I'm gonna reap his face a part.
903
01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:12,070
He won't know what's up.
904
01:00:12,070 --> 01:00:14,967
And then I'm gonna bite
him on that fathead of his.
905
01:00:14,967 --> 01:00:15,800
And then it's gonna be the time
906
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:18,063
to call bigy and the ball guards, baby.
907
01:00:18,063 --> 01:00:20,182
'Cause I'm gonna get him under the chin,
908
01:00:20,182 --> 01:00:21,939
and draw him on his bad ass.
909
01:00:21,939 --> 01:00:25,439
And then I'm gonna put him in figure four.
910
01:00:31,438 --> 01:00:32,745
I'm gonna break your leg.
911
01:00:32,745 --> 01:00:34,501
I'm gonna break your damn leg.
912
01:00:34,501 --> 01:00:36,029
You son of a bitch.
913
01:00:36,029 --> 01:00:37,173
And then the big guy is gonna see
914
01:00:37,173 --> 01:00:39,320
what I'm doing with the other guy.
915
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:40,807
And he's gonna say,
916
01:00:40,807 --> 01:00:44,227
"Not the figure four, I
don't want any of that."
917
01:00:44,227 --> 01:00:46,950
And he's gonna run away like a bitch.
918
01:00:46,950 --> 01:00:47,783
Okay?
919
01:00:47,783 --> 01:00:49,336
We're always save.
920
01:00:49,336 --> 01:00:50,169
Everything's gonna be okay,
921
01:00:50,169 --> 01:00:51,002
but we gotta start moving.
922
01:00:51,002 --> 01:00:52,933
We gotta start moving now, okay?
923
01:00:52,933 --> 01:00:54,433
All right, baby. Get your bag.
924
01:00:56,102 --> 01:00:57,040
There we go.
925
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:57,873
We can make it.
926
01:00:57,873 --> 01:00:58,770
We're almost there.
927
01:01:01,030 --> 01:01:02,380
Everything's gonna be okay.
928
01:01:06,466 --> 01:01:07,299
Run!
929
01:01:17,562 --> 01:01:18,395
- Shit.
930
01:01:20,737 --> 01:01:22,570
- I think we lost him.
931
01:01:26,369 --> 01:01:28,762
- Looks like he's going the wrong way.
932
01:01:45,951 --> 01:01:49,951
over here.
933
01:02:09,886 --> 01:02:13,573
like five minutes.
934
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,183
So, we're gonna have to kill them.
935
01:02:21,230 --> 01:02:23,783
I mean, yeah, we have to.
936
01:02:24,780 --> 01:02:26,330
I can't believe they got Scott.
937
01:02:27,285 --> 01:02:29,203
Yeah. Her too?
938
01:02:30,460 --> 01:02:32,570
I think she's
more dangerous than he is.
939
01:02:32,570 --> 01:02:33,403
Yeah.
940
01:02:37,590 --> 01:02:39,700
They could have turned off at the Canyon.
941
01:02:39,700 --> 01:02:42,483
Man, if they hit
that Canyon, and they're gone.
942
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:48,277
There're caves on there.
943
01:02:53,303 --> 01:02:54,980
I don't do caves.
944
01:02:54,980 --> 01:02:57,613
Tight spaces, bad shape.
945
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:00,687
And I don't like caves at all.
946
01:03:06,490 --> 01:03:08,740
We could probably head
them up the .
947
01:03:12,870 --> 01:03:14,653
I'm gonna head down to the cave.
948
01:03:16,784 --> 01:03:17,617
- What the fuck.
949
01:03:17,617 --> 01:03:18,530
- That's gotta be them.
950
01:03:33,548 --> 01:03:34,631
- Go, go, go.
951
01:03:39,514 --> 01:03:40,347
Let's go.
952
01:03:51,742 --> 01:03:53,199
- Hey, look. There's another Polaroid.
953
01:04:05,916 --> 01:04:07,381
Let's go hiding in here.
954
01:04:07,381 --> 01:04:08,840
- Sure.
955
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:16,393
No.
956
01:04:24,180 --> 01:04:26,000
Man, we are
just walking in circles.
957
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,673
Man, this sucks.
958
01:04:29,330 --> 01:04:31,550
- Oh, here's that Canyon
he was talking about.
959
01:04:31,550 --> 01:04:33,050
They'll never find us in here.
960
01:04:45,860 --> 01:04:46,950
- Which way back?
961
01:04:46,950 --> 01:04:47,783
Do you remember?
962
01:04:48,690 --> 01:04:49,940
- I think we go that way.
963
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:27,060
- Robin, wait, wait.
964
01:05:31,803 --> 01:05:32,636
A big red dick.
965
01:06:04,691 --> 01:06:07,217
What the fuck is that?
966
01:06:12,649 --> 01:06:14,482
Come one. We gotta go.
967
01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:25,112
What the fuck!
968
01:06:25,112 --> 01:06:26,030
- Oh, my God!
969
01:06:26,030 --> 01:06:27,277
- Is that the same dick?
970
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:30,373
This can't be the same dick.
971
01:06:31,690 --> 01:06:33,370
- We're moving around in circles.
972
01:06:33,370 --> 01:06:34,630
This cave is a straight line.
973
01:06:34,630 --> 01:06:35,933
It doesn't make any sense.
974
01:06:38,930 --> 01:06:39,820
- What the fuck do we do?
975
01:06:39,820 --> 01:06:41,160
Which way do we go?
976
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:42,740
There's not been one turnover.
977
01:06:42,740 --> 01:06:45,353
How are we in a fucking
circle over and over again?
978
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:50,033
Okay.
979
01:06:50,033 --> 01:06:52,510
We've been walking through
what feels like endless.
980
01:06:53,517 --> 01:06:55,803
This is flash drier spot.
981
01:06:58,650 --> 01:06:59,703
- I don't care.
982
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:03,500
Looks great.
983
01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:04,800
- I lost the fucking tent.
984
01:07:06,281 --> 01:07:08,181
It's all we have is the sleeping bags.
985
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:11,480
Well, we've been running a mile, huh?
986
01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:12,313
- I don't care.
987
01:07:12,313 --> 01:07:14,053
Let's just lay down, lay in it.
988
01:07:20,540 --> 01:07:23,283
I ruined my brand new shoes.
989
01:07:26,530 --> 01:07:29,743
- You know, one of us is
gonna have to stay awake.
990
01:07:32,830 --> 01:07:34,580
- It's so quiet in here, man.
991
01:07:34,580 --> 01:07:36,230
We'll wake up if we hear anybody.
992
01:07:37,860 --> 01:07:39,090
- I can't sleep in the silence.
993
01:07:39,090 --> 01:07:40,980
So, why not just maybe...
994
01:07:42,990 --> 01:07:43,823
- Good luck.
995
01:07:43,823 --> 01:07:45,210
You know what happened last time?
996
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:51,963
I love you, Robin.
997
01:07:53,910 --> 01:07:55,594
- I know you think you do.
998
01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:59,990
- Even through all this stupid shit,
999
01:07:59,990 --> 01:08:02,750
if we live through the night...
1000
01:08:05,370 --> 01:08:07,170
This has actually been a lot of fun.
1001
01:08:09,970 --> 01:08:12,390
It hasn't been fun, but you
know what I'm trying to say.
1002
01:08:12,390 --> 01:08:14,790
I'm glad if I had to
do this shit with you,
1003
01:08:14,790 --> 01:08:15,890
let's put it that way.
1004
01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:19,153
- Me too.
1005
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:24,407
- All right.
- Good night.
1006
01:08:25,325 --> 01:08:26,908
- Good night, baby.
1007
01:08:48,306 --> 01:08:49,223
Sweetheart.
1008
01:08:52,521 --> 01:08:54,104
What are you doing?
1009
01:09:03,517 --> 01:09:04,350
Oh my God.
1010
01:09:06,008 --> 01:09:07,425
You're beautiful.
1011
01:09:10,735 --> 01:09:11,902
So, beautiful.
1012
01:09:14,304 --> 01:09:15,887
What are you doing?
1013
01:09:26,763 --> 01:09:28,634
What's going on?
1014
01:09:28,634 --> 01:09:29,467
Come here.
1015
01:09:30,841 --> 01:09:33,258
Where are you going? Come on.
1016
01:09:38,229 --> 01:09:40,146
What's gotten into you?
1017
01:09:41,777 --> 01:09:44,083
Okay. Where are you going? Come here.
1018
01:09:45,410 --> 01:09:46,243
Let me touch it.
1019
01:09:48,030 --> 01:09:48,880
You look so good.
1020
01:09:49,990 --> 01:09:50,940
What are you doing?
1021
01:09:53,099 --> 01:09:54,349
What has gotten into you.
1022
01:09:55,790 --> 01:09:57,783
I like it, but it's weird.
1023
01:09:59,475 --> 01:10:00,308
All right.
1024
01:10:01,614 --> 01:10:02,447
You look good.
1025
01:10:06,030 --> 01:10:07,970
Where the fuck did you go?
1026
01:10:07,970 --> 01:10:08,803
Robin.
1027
01:10:13,700 --> 01:10:14,533
Robin.
1028
01:10:20,410 --> 01:10:21,553
Where'd you go, baby?
1029
01:10:23,767 --> 01:10:25,243
Did you find the way out?
1030
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:30,793
Robin.
1031
01:10:36,571 --> 01:10:37,654
Did you fall?
1032
01:10:39,848 --> 01:10:40,765
Sweetheart.
1033
01:10:46,662 --> 01:10:47,495
Baby.
1034
01:10:54,915 --> 01:10:56,415
Thank God! Lights.
1035
01:11:07,771 --> 01:11:08,604
Robin.
1036
01:11:18,962 --> 01:11:19,795
Robin.
1037
01:11:32,449 --> 01:11:33,282
Robin.
1038
01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:44,800
Robin, sweetheart.
1039
01:11:49,193 --> 01:11:52,526
How the hell am I gonna get out of this?
1040
01:11:54,137 --> 01:11:54,970
Robin.
1041
01:12:08,345 --> 01:12:09,178
- Vinnie.
1042
01:12:12,428 --> 01:12:13,261
Vinnie.
1043
01:12:18,627 --> 01:12:21,294
Oh, my God! Where's the lighter?
1044
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:28,833
Vinnie.
1045
01:12:35,581 --> 01:12:36,414
Vinnie.
1046
01:12:41,423 --> 01:12:43,323
Vinnie, this is not funny.
1047
01:12:47,014 --> 01:12:49,930
Vinnie.
1048
01:12:49,930 --> 01:12:50,763
Vinnie.
1049
01:12:54,350 --> 01:12:55,753
This is not funny.
1050
01:13:09,067 --> 01:13:09,900
Hello.
1051
01:13:51,121 --> 01:13:51,967
- Robin.
1052
01:13:57,652 --> 01:14:00,311
- I know that's not you.
1053
01:14:00,311 --> 01:14:03,978
- Robin.
1054
01:14:07,263 --> 01:14:09,430
Come to daddy. Stupid bitch.
1055
01:14:24,930 --> 01:14:26,180
- Fuck! Oh, no.
1056
01:14:50,733 --> 01:14:51,566
Vinnie.
1057
01:14:53,371 --> 01:14:54,288
I found it.
1058
01:14:56,203 --> 01:14:58,490
I Found the way out.
1059
01:14:58,490 --> 01:14:59,990
Oh my God. Vinnie.
1060
01:15:09,653 --> 01:15:11,990
Vinnie, wake up.
1061
01:15:11,990 --> 01:15:15,009
Vinnie, Vinnie.
1062
01:15:15,009 --> 01:15:17,009
Vinnie, wake up. Vinnie.
1063
01:15:19,940 --> 01:15:22,140
You son of a bitch, you
took the flashlight.
1064
01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:26,360
Where have you been?
1065
01:15:32,063 --> 01:15:34,960
- I don't know. Help me up.
1066
01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:39,094
What happened?
1067
01:15:39,094 --> 01:15:40,344
- I don't know.
1068
01:15:45,037 --> 01:15:46,530
Now we found the exit,
1069
01:15:46,530 --> 01:15:48,253
but how are we gonna get through it?
1070
01:15:52,300 --> 01:15:53,363
There's another exit.
1071
01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:55,593
It's just around this way.
1072
01:16:20,113 --> 01:16:22,921
The town should be half a mile this way.
1073
01:16:22,921 --> 01:16:23,754
Come on.
1074
01:16:23,754 --> 01:16:25,837
- Okay. You lead the way.
1075
01:16:39,590 --> 01:16:41,876
You wouldn't have a
tail on you, would you?
1076
01:16:41,876 --> 01:16:43,343
- No.
1077
01:16:43,343 --> 01:16:44,208
- You know we travel a lot.
1078
01:17:10,330 --> 01:17:11,620
- Oh my God, it's a road.
1079
01:17:11,620 --> 01:17:13,020
I think we're close to town.
1080
01:17:13,860 --> 01:17:15,760
- Good, because I'm about to pass out.
1081
01:17:25,100 --> 01:17:25,933
- Let's go.
1082
01:17:27,414 --> 01:17:28,957
- No baby.
1083
01:17:28,957 --> 01:17:30,093
This ends here.
1084
01:17:31,140 --> 01:17:31,973
No more running.
1085
01:17:33,467 --> 01:17:34,300
- You can't, Vinnie.
1086
01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:35,133
He's a giant.
1087
01:17:37,460 --> 01:17:39,673
- Baby, I'm Baltimore bad.
1088
01:17:43,670 --> 01:17:44,503
- I love you.
1089
01:17:46,530 --> 01:17:47,830
- I know you think you do.
1090
01:17:51,270 --> 01:17:52,490
- Kick his ass.
1091
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:45,742
Com on, Vinnie.
1092
01:19:45,742 --> 01:19:47,825
- This ends when you die.
1093
01:19:52,364 --> 01:19:53,432
Move Vinnie.
1094
01:20:02,210 --> 01:20:03,616
Get him, babe.
1095
01:20:33,555 --> 01:20:34,536
Get up, Vinnie.
1096
01:20:34,536 --> 01:20:35,369
Get up.
1097
01:21:17,846 --> 01:21:20,846
- You stay with me through the shit.
1098
01:21:38,274 --> 01:21:39,653
No!
1099
01:22:05,949 --> 01:22:08,366
- No! Please, don't kill him.
1100
01:23:23,522 --> 01:23:25,292
- I'm coming for you.
1101
01:23:27,950 --> 01:23:29,490
in the woods, messing
with me and my girlfriend.
1102
01:23:29,490 --> 01:23:30,940
What's wrong with you people?
1103
01:23:32,100 --> 01:23:33,520
Come on!
1104
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:35,667
I took out your giant,
I'll take out you next.
1105
01:23:35,667 --> 01:23:36,500
- Vinnie!
1106
01:23:38,184 --> 01:23:39,101
No! Vinnie.
1107
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:41,630
Oh, my God! No!
1108
01:24:09,930 --> 01:24:11,013
Motherfucker.
1109
01:24:18,591 --> 01:24:20,091
You, motherfucker.
1110
01:24:29,445 --> 01:24:30,278
Vinnie!
1111
01:24:31,272 --> 01:24:32,105
Vinnie!
1112
01:24:46,717 --> 01:24:47,550
Vinnie!
1113
01:24:50,202 --> 01:24:51,035
No.
1114
01:24:53,249 --> 01:24:54,082
Vinnie!
1115
01:25:52,020 --> 01:25:54,833
- At least we stopped you.
1116
01:25:56,073 --> 01:25:57,433
You can't kill anyone else.
1117
01:26:00,208 --> 01:26:01,041
- What?
1118
01:26:02,963 --> 01:26:05,520
- You had his daughter's camera bag,
1119
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:08,853
and we found the Polaroids.
1120
01:26:15,185 --> 01:26:17,673
- No, we didn't.
1121
01:27:02,271 --> 01:27:03,300
- Where the hell did you get that?
1122
01:27:03,300 --> 01:27:05,250
- I found it down the river earlier.
1123
01:27:05,250 --> 01:27:07,610
- Oh, I thought it was
one of the Indian things.
1124
01:27:07,610 --> 01:27:08,483
- Such a dick.
1125
01:27:39,646 --> 01:27:41,813
- I told you we'd get out.
1126
01:32:05,730 --> 01:32:06,898
- I'm falling down!
1127
01:32:06,898 --> 01:32:07,731
Oh!
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