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[car vrooming]

["Woman" by Timber Timbre playing on car radio]

[lighter clicks]

[motor sputtering and rumbling]

[motor sputters and stops]

[Faye chuckles nervously]

[Faye] I never know how to answer that question.

Uh, let me think. I...

I'm always on time.

I'm... I'm very organized with my life like that.

I'm...

I plan well. I'm a planner. [chuckles]

I'm also very flexible, though.

Flexible. And, um...

I think that my greatest strength, though,

is that I anticipate future problems

and I prepare for them.

[cell phone vibrates and rings]

Oh, my God. I am-- I'm so sorry.

-It's okay. -[ringing continues]

Mmm-- I thought I turned it off.

[Helen] You can take that.

[phone stops ringing]

No... [chuckles]

It's okay, um...

Where were we?

-[door opens] -[footsteps]

[automated voice] You have one new voice message.

[Helen] Faye.

Argene will be here for the second interviews.

Are you free for the 29th?

Really? I mean-- Yes.

Yes. I will be here. Thank you.

Hi, sweetie, it's Dina.

I'm sorry I'm calling, but...

It's Ronnie.

She's getting worse.

Her drinking's out of control,

and today she had an accident with the lawn mower.

I don't know if you can make the drive, but...

We don't know how to help her.

[indistinct chatter on car radio]

[keys clicking]

[sighs softly]

[exhales]

She stood still, he spun around,

he took a spill, she fell down.

[exhales deeply]

-[knocking at door] -[Dina] It's open.

In the kitchen.

[plates clattering]

Faye! Hi! [chuckles]

How was the drive? You made good time.

Yeah. No traffic.

You just get off work?

-No. -I just can't get enough of this uniform.

[chuckles] Uh, that was on the porch,

I did not make it.

Thank God for that.

Ronnie's gonna be really glad to see you.

I know it's been hard to keep in touch. You being away.

But best friends forever, right?

Where is our little angel?

Follow the bread crumbs.

[Faye chuckles softly]

[breathes deeply]

[music plays softly]

[chuckles derisively]

When Dina said you had an accident with the lawn mower,

I figured you'd pissed yourself...

while lawn mowing.

[Ronnie] What are you doing here?

Besides just stealing my undies, [burps] perv.

Dina's worried about you.

She thinks you've become a danger to yourself, but...

Now that I've seen you,

I've no idea what she's talking about.

Wanna hear something funny?

This was his shirt.

I know. I gave it to him.

That Creed concert was our first date.

How the fuck was there a second date? [scoffs]

I like Creed.

Well, no wonder he dumped you.

Wanna hear something even funnier?

I would like to hear something that's actually funny.

These are his pants.

What is in these?

They're like paint pants.

It's no wonder he got ball cancer.

This is nice. Kind of like old times.

So Faye, hon, Ronnie told me you got a job.

A blow job. [chuckles]

Not yet. I just passed the first interview.

But I wouldn't be a real teacher yet, just...

Just an art docent.

Mmm. [mimics English accent] An art docent.

[chuckles] It's, uh... It's like a teacher's assistant.

[Dina] A job's a job.

Just adopt her already.

[Dina] Where is it?

[Faye] Um, Vancouver.

[Dina] That's far.

Yeah, it is.

[Dina] Well, your parents must be really proud, Faye.

Yeah, they might be proud

if they remembered that they were parents.

[Dina] Veronica.

I'm sorry. I'm drunk.

We're gonna have to make you a name tag.

[glass clangs]

Have some water, Ronnie.

[blows raspberry]

[Dina] Can you eat? [Roger] Mm-hmm.

Ms. Dunaway.

Smells great.

[burps, gags and coughs]

[Ronnie coughs]

[breathing heavily]

[Ronnie grunts softly]

[Faye] Don't swallow it. Spit it out.

Spit it out.

[gasps]

[Ronnie spits]

[Ronnie breathes deeply]

[Faye sighs softly]

[footsteps approaching]

[door slams shut]

[sighs softly]

[engine starts]

[coughing]

Good morning, sunshine.

Mmm. What's happening?

[Faye] What do you mean?

Are we in the Mustang?

Why are we in Garrett's car?

Are we in a car?

Did you kidnap me?

Okay, that's a tad dramatic.

We are going to Invermere.

No, no, Faye, no. Pull over, please.

No, don't worry. I packed your night things.

-[Ronnie] Pull over. -We're all set.

Pull the fuck over, Faye!

Turn around.

No.

Fine.

Okay, what are you gonna do? Walk home?

[Faye grumbles] What is the big deal?

Invermere is cool.

Invermere is not cool.

Invermere is boring and fucking quiet.

And that's not even the goddamn point

because you abducted me!

We are going on vacation.

It's gonna be fun. Like old times.

Faye, my brother just fucking died.

I'm well aware of that, Ronnie.

And he didn't just die. He died two months ago.

Oh, give me a fucking break. [laughs sardonically]

We are going to a summer cottage.

It's not a rehab facility.

I don't need a rehab facility.

Your dinner table on which you vomited

would beg to differ.

[Ronnie] Fuck you!

[Faye grunts]

[Ronnie pants]

[Ronnie groans]

[Ronnie panting heavily]

I'll be in the car.

[spits]

I'm not going to be pleasant.

I would never ask you to change.

Hi, it's Faye Baxter.

I was-- I was in yesterday.

I'm so sorry. This is-- This is really unlike me,

but I'm not gonna be able to come in on the 29th.

This opportunity is really...

Hey, honey. Hop in the pussy wagon.

Okay, okay. [mocking]

-[Ronnie screeches mockingly] -Sorry, what was that?

Skype? Yes, Skype-- Skype would be perfect.

[Faye] Thank you. Uh--

I really appreciate it, Helen. Thank you so much.

[guys whooping]

[guy 1] Hey, look what you've done. [guy 2] Hey, ladies.

[Ronnie and guys laughing]

Oh, hey, you got any more of those?

[guy 1] Maybe.

Can we get a couple?

Can we see your jugs?

-[guys laughing] -[Faye] Do not do it, Ronnie.

He wants to see my jugs.

How about one jug?

Then you get one beer.

-[guys whooping] -[Ronnie] Ta-da!

[guy 1] Oh, yeah!

-[Ronnie] Deal's a deal. -[guys whooping]

[Ronnie] Come on. [grunts] Yes!

[Faye] Ronnie!

Okay, did you want one?

Oi! Oi, boys!

-[Ronnie ululating] -[guys cheering and whooping]

[Ronnie] Yeah!

Pleasure doing business with you!

-[tires screech] -[Ronnie and guys cheer loudly]

Great, perfect.

Now they're probably just gonna follow us and stalk us.

[scoffs] Yeah, that's not likely.

But I like that you think that my tits are that powerful.

I wish my tits were that powerful.

You guys move the hide-a-key?

You don't know?

[exhales] You do know. You're just not gonna tell me.

[keys jingle]

[door creaks open]

[clattering]

[exhales]

[doors clatter]

[whispers] Yes!

It's not even noon.

You're gonna drink that?

-[Ronnie] Mmm! -You're drinking just...

Are you gonna narrate the whole trip

or just the arrival portion?

[Faye] What do you wanna do today?

I just bought these amazing beads,

so we could make friendship bracelets...

[Ronnie] Good one.

[clatters]

[door lock clattering]

Come on, Ronnie.

[drawer opens]

[sniffing deeply]

[pen swishing across paper]

Oh, yeah.

[Ronnie] Hey, lets go to town. I'm out of weed.

[Faye] Maybe this could be an opportunity for you.

[Ronnie] For what?

To stay out of weed.

Where are the keys? I'll drive.

No.

[tap water runs]

We can bike.

There's only one bike.

We can ride it together.

[chuckles] Lesbian.

Oh! What's this? [giggles]

"The Fun Schedule."

We're not just gonna sit around the cabin all day, so...

I planned some stuff.

Snack break.

You know how you get when your blood sugar drops. [clicks tongue]

[sighs in frustration] Okay, well,

we gotta get to the market or else it's gonna close.

Then we'll have to go tomorrow

-and we're gonna miss this. -[tapping]

Blacksmithy lesson.

[Ronnie] Hey, we should go to the pharmacy.

[Faye] Why?

[Ronnie] Uh, I don't know. We could get some...

[Faye] No, I stocked up before we left.

[Ronnie shushes] No, just-- [Faye] Ronnie!

Ronnie! [chuckles] What!

Ronnie.

Alex! Hi!

Hi.

I thought that I would see you. I had a premonition.

Yeah?

I-- I got your message. I'm sorry that I didn't call you back.

Um...

Alex, this is Faye.

Faye.

[Alex] Nice to meet you. [Faye] You too.

You're tall.

Thank you. [chuckles]

So, you guys want anything?

Candy?

No, no, you know, we're actually kind of on a mission,

so we should hit it.

-Okay. Candy. -[Faye chuckles]

[door bell jingles]

Quick. Quickly.

Yes!

[door bell jingles]

So, what kind of mission are you guys on?

Ronnie wants ganja.

[Alex chuckles] Where are you headed?

Uh... You know Shamus from the launderette?

Oh, he can't help you.

Oh...

I don't know. I used to give him hand jobs.

No, I mean he's dry. He got busted.

Oh, my God, like jail?

[chuckles] No, uh, just by his mom.

Why don't you guys come by my place tonight?

I've got a guy.

Oh... Uh... No. I don't think we can.

-Uh, tomorrow? -Uh, yeah... Maybe, maybe,

but so sorry, we're kind of on a schedule.

So... [sharp whistle] We'll be in touch.

Uh... Take it easy, Alex.

-[door bell jingles] -It's fine, it's fine.

-Nice meeting you. -[Alex] So nice.

Thank you.

"We'll be in touch"?

[Ronnie] I didn't know how to deal with that, man,

she's the weirdest.

[pops open can]

[Faye] You can't even wait until we get home?

[Ronnie] Nah, I don't have to wait till I get home.

Can't re-grow your liver, Ronnie.

Hey, why don't we focus on you for a little while?

You know what can regrow?

Your hymen.

No, it can't.

[Faye] Can it?

[Ronnie] Who was the last guy you fucked?

If you say Garrett, I'm gonna poop.

[Faye chuckles] Okay, it wasn't Garrett.

[Ronnie] How many have there been since Garrett?

-[Faye] One -One.

[Ronnie] What was his name?

[Faye] David.

[Ronnie] What color were his pubes?

I think they were like...

calico...

[Faye breathes sharply]

Okay. [chuckles]

I haven't slept with anyone.

[exhales deeply] Good.

That settles it.

Operation Get Faye Laid starts right now.

Put it on the fun schedule.

Okay, it's not like I can't get laid.

I wanna play, too.

Operation Get Ronnie Laid...

Also, starts now.

Uh, it's always Operation Get Ronnie Laid.

[gasps and exclaims]

Land ho!

[can clatters]

[blues music playing over speakers]

[Faye exhales] I'm not vaccinated for this.

Well, now...

[chuckles]

I knew there was a reason I skipped work today.

Girls, you got a Band-Aid.

No, but I could use some disinfectant.

[Ronnie giggles]

What do you need a Band-Aid for?

Well, it's just for all these cuts. Pow!

[Ronnie giggles]

Can I buy you a drink?

[Faye] No, thank you. [Ronnie] Absolutely.

[chuckles] Bobby?

Gonna need a couple of brews for these angels

on my tab.

Oh, my God, you have a tab?

-I sure do. -That's so cool.

-You like that? -Yeah!

[both chuckle]

You know you ought to come back on Sundays.

We do a little mud wrestling thing and...

[inhales sharply] You know, if you get dirty, you drink for free.

-[Ronnie] Shit! What a deal! -Mmm.

Sign me up.

Well, I will. What's your name?

Ronnie.

Ronnie, the wrestler. I like that.

They call me Dale.

You wanna dance?

I'd love to dance.

And how about you, red?

No, thank you, dandruff.

Whoa... This is protein powder, I think.

[softly] Can we just go?

Hey, we're gonna need a couple of shots.

Tequila!

-Ready. One, two, three. -[Ronnie] Okay.

[Faye] Ugh...

[Ronnie] Mmm.

[Ronnie giggles]

[Faye and Ronnie gasp loudly]

[laughing]

I like the pink ones.

[Dale] Yeah? [Faye] Yeah. [laughs]

[Dale] Go, red, you've come to life.

[all laughing]

[Dale] Cheers to that.

Yeah!

[Ronnie] No, no. Where are you going? [Dale] Red, come back.

[Dale] She'll be all right.

Come here, you.

[inhales sharply, exhales]

She stood still, he spun around,

he took a spill, and she fell down.

She stood still, and he spun around,

he took a spill, and she fell down.

[inhales sharply]

She stood still, and he spun around,

he took a spill, and she fell down.

[breathes deeply]

She stood still, and he spun around,

he took a spill, and she fell down.

[breathes softly]

[door slams shut]

["Moonlight Ride" playing on radio]

[Faye] Ronnie... [Dale] Whoa...

[chuckles] We're kind of busy in here.

-[Ronnie chuckles] -Get off, please.

[Ronnie] No, I have a mission.

[Dale] You heard. She has a mission.

Okay, let's abort mission.

-[Dale grunts] No... -[Faye] Seriously.

[Ronnie] No, can't do, soldier.

I have a duty...

to my vagina.

-[Dale] She has a duty, red. -[Ronnie screams and laughs]

[Dale] What about her duty? [chuckles]

Red, [chuckles] Red, the future of all mankind depends on it.

Are you seriously just gonna leave me like this?

Husband!

[breathes softly]

[breathes shakily]

[door bell jingles]

-[Alex] Hey! -Hi.

No Ronnie this morning?

She's still sleeping.

-You know Ronnie. -[both chuckle]

I don't know her that well, actually.

I only met them last summer.

Oh, you knew Garrett?

[Alex] Mm-hmm.

Right on.

Hey, what are you doing tonight? I think, um...

I think Ronnie and I might kill each other

if we don't spend some time with some other people. [chuckles]

I was gonna barbecue around 7:00.

You should come.

Uh, Ronnie can give you directions.

Cool.

Guess I'll see you tonight then.

Did you want some candy?

Yes, yes, I did. [chuckles]

[pen scrapes across board]

-[door opens] -[Ronnie chuckles]

You're up. Ready for vision boards?

No!

Very funny.

You ever made a vision board before?

Hmm. Of course not. That would actually

require thought about the future.

Why does it say, "Alex, BBQ" on there?

Oh, I ran into her downtown.

She invited us over.

Well, maybe we can just tell her

we're on the Master Cleanse or something.

She'll understand.

[chuckles] What else are we gonna do tonight?

White House.

We'll hit the White House again.

[exhales] As appealing as that sounds,

I think I'm gonna go to Alex's.

Are you guys like... not-friends?

Friendly.

How do you know her again?

Ah! She's like one of Garrett's

random friends from summers here.

I... [inhales sharply] I just don't wanna go.

[Faye] Okay.

You don't have to.

So, you're just gonna go over there all by yourself?

Yeah.

Like, you don't even know her.

Not as well as you know, say, Dale.

But, uh, I think I'll survive.

[Ronnie snickers]

[Ronnie whistles]

[lighter clicking]

[Alex] They're here.

Hello, ladies.

Uh, Ronnie, Faye, this is my roommate, Granville.

You can call me "Granny."

Who likes beer?

[chuckles] Grab a bunch. We'll be in the garden.

Uh... Bathroom?

Just around the corner.

Uh, just make sure you hold

the flusher down for three Mississippi's

She doesn't know about you.

Okay.

Faye... She can't know about you.

Okay.

Alex, this is super important.

She can't know about you.

Ronnie...

It's okay.

[sighs] Okay, okay.

Do you like space?

-Yeah. -[Granville chuckles]

It's okay if you're not that into it.

Not that into it. [chuckles]

Get out of my house.

No, I'm kidding. That's a joke. Please stay. [chuckles]

[chuckles] Hmm.

[clears throat, chuckles]

So, you're an artist?

Uh...

Yeah, space enthusiast, really. [chuckles]

Made a ton of these.

Got a bunch in my bedroom if you want to...

Uh... Or... [stammers]

People are waiting outside, too.

So...

Uh, nice to meet you.

[chuckles] Uh, I'll get the chips.

[chuckles softly]

-[Ronnie] What do you got? -Beer. [sighs]

Uh, Granny, I promised them some of your Kush.

Oh, shit, Kenny cleaned me out this morning.

-[Ronnie] Fuck... -[Faye] Aren't those marijuana plants?

Yeah. But they're not ready for harvest yet.

Did you ever, uh, see one up close?

I'll show you.

Oh, no, that's cool. I see them all the time.

[Granville] Please, after you.

[sniffles]

[Granville breathes deeply]

[inhales]

It's pollen.

It's my kryptonite.

They're pretty, huh?

Very pretty.

[Faye] What's that?

[Granville] Oh, that is my pump for insulin.

I'm diabetic.

Ta-da!

You have diabetes and asthma?

Yes, I do.

Basically Superman.

Yo, hookers. We got a plan B.

Uh-oh...

What is it?

Alex said she can take us to the bowling alley

to meet some guys on the weekend.

Ooh! Can you score some weed there?

Yeah, bro, we can score some weed there.

-[Faye scoffs] -That Shamus?

Gonna get that Famous-Shamus-Stank-Weed.

[Alex giggles]

[Granville] Better than nothing, I guess.

[Ronnie] Granville's kind of a cutie.

[Faye] He's not.

Come on. You were creaming your jean shorts for that guy.

Asthmatic, diabetic...

Space Cowboy Granville.

Shut up.

[gasps loudly]

-[Faye] Why? -Come on. You're not even gonna get in once?

No. I don't want swimmer's itch.

[Ronnie sighs in frustration] You're not gonna get it again.

[Faye] Oh, my God. It's not like chicken pox.

It's itchy for, like, a week.

Boo-hoo! We've all had chlamydia.

[grunts softly]

Mmm.

Life is so hard.

Ronnie! The sun!

Oh, my God. The sun, the water. Jesus, Faye.

Live a little.

Yeah, I'm trying to live a lot,

which is why I'm avoiding a sunburn.

What's the point, dude?

You're probably gonna get melanoma anyways.

[Faye] Okay, not to get all Oprah on you,

but I don't love that

you're putting that out into the universe.

It's not like Garrett microwaved his balls.

That was genetic. He was always gonna get it.

Well, maybe you're always gonna get skin cancer.

So, might as well enjoy a little pigment

while you're young.

Ooh! Live like you're gonna die tomorrow.

How original.

Spit it out.

What?

I'm not ashamed of my behavior.

Okay, Ronnie.

You're being judgy.

I didn't say anything.

Well, you're being judgy without saying anything.

So, either speak your mind or shut the fuck up.

Okay. I think you're being reckless and irresponsible.

I'm just having fun.

Dale's truck could not have been fun.

You wouldn't recognize fun

if it was sucking on your puffy nips.

I have fun.

Prove it.

Prove you're not using drunken sex

as a coping mechanism.

I was slutty before Garrett died.

It's who I am. It's my fucking right.

[scoffs] Garrett would be so proud.

Why would I wanna make Garrett proud?

He was a fucking pussy.

And I didn't take his advice when he was alive,

I'm not gonna start now.

I cannot believe you're talking about him like this.

Oh, my God. It's insane you're defending him.

[grunts angrily]

[vehicle approaching]

Girls, these are the guys.

[Faye] Oh, I see we're just in time for the gang-bang.

[Ronnie] These odds can only help you.

Does anyone want a beer?

Yeah, a beer would be divine.

[mocking] Why, yes, a beer would be divine.

Are you gonna be like this all night?

-Hey, buddy. -Hey, Shamus.

It's been a while.

Welcome to my bowling alley.

Hey, Zach, why don't you get these ladies some shoes?

10 and a half, men's.

I'm 7. Clean.

What's this?

[Shamus] This right here is my calling.

Practice makes perfect.

It's permanent.

Well, the boys help out with that. Don't you, guys?

Go ahead. Show her.

[Ronnie giggles]

Oh...

[lisping] I passed out with my shoes on.

[mimics lisping] Aww... Sweet lisp.

Ronnie!

It's okay. Faye used to have [mimics stutter] a stutter.

She did this stutter poem to get rid of it.

You should teach him [mimics stutter] the stutter poem.

Cut it out.

So, uh, Alex tells me you guys are looking

for some of that farm-to-table devil's lettuce.

You've come to the right place.

I don't know. Word on the street

is your mama busted you.

Yeah, she might have busted me, but, uh...

she didn't bust my man Tommy over here.

Hook 'em up.

Now this stuff here...

It's my very own strain.

We call it "The Walk of Shamus."

[laughing]

Mmm. Is it really such a good idea to have it out there

just willy-nilly?

Chill, Faye.

I'm chill. Thank you.

It's cool. Shamus runs the place.

There's no one here to bust us.

Oh, she doen't smoke.

[rock music playing in the background]

-[coughing] -[laughing]

All right! Let's bowl.

So, those are called "quasars."

Or quasi-stellar objects.

Well, basically, they're like stars.

Except not quite, hence the name.

"Quasi."

Because they're brighter than stars.

So they can be brighter than entire galaxies.

What's so magnificent about them is that

they're powered by the stuff that gets sucked into black holes.

I mean, "suck" is the wrong word. Fall.

Fall. Fall is better.

So, like, mass falls into a black hole, dies,

and then its energy gets converted

into the brilliant light of the quasi-stellar object.

I mean, how cool is that?

You know, the darkest, most...

mysterious thing in the universe,

this hole of death,

feeds the brightest and most beautiful.

You really like space, huh?

[chuckles]

I also like puns.

Oh, all right.

Let's hear a pun. [chuckles]

Oh, I-- I can't just tell you a pun.

Why not?

My-my-my puns don't work that way.

'Cause they're unemployed.

One might say they're "pun-employed."

-[Faye chuckles] -That's stupid.

[Alex, Shamus and Ronnie laughing]

[Alex, Shamus and Ronnie chattering]

Do you want to get out of here?

Yes, absolutely.

-[Ronnie giggling] -[Shamus] Oh...

[Alex] Two down.

What about our ride?

Don't worry, ladies. I'll take you home.

[door creaks open]

Let's go downstairs.

[Granville] Ah! [inhales sharply]

[grunts]

-[Faye] Sorry. -It's okay. It's all right.

[Granville] You okay?

I just have to pee.

[sighs]

[inhales deeply]

[sniffles]

[sobbing]

[exhales deeply] Hmm...

[inhales deeply]

[exhales deeply]

Hey? Hey, good-lookin', we're here.

Hi!

-[thuds] -[Ronnie] Oh! [chuckles]

Oh, hey-- You-You okay?

[both chuckle]

You good?

Hey, what-- What happened here?

[Ronnie] Mmm.

Some times life gets ya.

But do you know what they say?

They say that if you have two black eyes,

the universe is telling you to take a nap.

But if it's just one of them,

-then it's a wink. -[both chuckle]

Hey, what are you waiting for?

[Shamus chuckles]

Look, I'm gonna take off.

What?

Look, my grandma died last year.

It's super hard, I get it.

-Yeah, I bet that was hard. -[Shamus chuckles]

Unlike your dick.

[Shamus chuckles]

I'm gonna go.

Ha-ha! Hey, you need an invitation?

[chuckles] You a vampire?

Cross the threshold, vampire!

Dross-- No, "cross."

Cross the threshold!

[Shamus] Drink some water.

Drink water...

Drink water, drink fucking water...

Fucking penicillin in that water.

-[car engine starts] -[door slams shut]

[gasps] I'm alive.

[chuckles softly]

[Faye grunts] You okay? Let's get you to bed.

[grunts] Oh! Can you do it horizontally?

[Faye] Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you.

You know who doesn't have a pulse?

[Faye] Who?

[Ronnie] Shamus.

And he's vampire because you have to invite him in.

Inside. For him to come in.

[Faye] Did you invite him in?

Yeah, but it's Opposite Day for vampires.

[Faye chuckles] Oh...

[Ronnie whispers] Best...

[Faye] Friend.

[Faye] Oh...

Sorry. I'm still here. [chuckles]

I mean, I'm not sorry I'm still here.

I'm glad, uh...

But... Yeah.

How are you feeling?

Less than fresh. [sighs]

Sorry I fell asleep last night.

That's okay.

[pours coffee]

[Granville] I really wanted to, uh...

You know, it's probably for the best.

Really.

[exhales] Okay. Well...

Uh... I'll see you around.

Yup.

Hey! All right!

No, no, no. We didn't, uh...

Bro code. I get it.

[inaudible]

Call me Faye.

[chuckles] And thank you...

for this opportunity.

A position at East Cliff Academy is...

the opportunity of a lifetime.

You have... no idea how much this opportunity means to me.

Yes, you do, I guess I just have to deal with it.

-Dina? -[Dina] Hi, hon.

I'm making eggplant parm.

Hi!

Is Ronnie awake?

She ate the donut that I brought her

and said she had plans and took off.

She seems...

The same. [chuckles]

How's Roger?

He joined a gym.

I wasn't sure how this would be for him, but...

That's a step, a big one.

Ronnie could use some exercise.

I'm sorry. I'm trying.

Oh, Faye, it's not your fault.

You know, Roger and I asked you to help with her,

but if it's too hard...

Wha-- What do you mean, "too hard"?

Just that everything with Garrett was a lot,

especially for you.

I am not fragile.

I never said you were fragile.

I can handle things, okay?

I wanted to be there for Garrett

and he sent me away, okay?

Okay.

How long are you staying?

I have work in the morning.

You might wanna beat traffic.

I finally got to cleaning out Garrett's room.

Found these.

That's why I'm here.

Ronnie booked it so fast, I didn't have a chance to tell her.

There's one for each of you.

From Garrett.

Roger and I thought that...

you two could use a guardian.

Garrett loved it here.

What's this?

Dandelion root tea.

[Ronnie] Ugh!

Can we turn it into hot toddies?

-[chuckles] -[Ronnie sips]

How are you doing?

[sighs]

How come?

I mean, I know the obvious,

but do you know specifically what's the worst part?

Mmm...

He's not here.

Yeah.

He's not here.

[sighs]

When was the last time you had a massage?

[Ronnie chuckles]

I don't know.

I think you have stagnant energy.

Ugh!

Lie down.

[laughs] Don't flatter yourself.

Did you ever massage Garrett?

Yeah.

Good.

He was so uptight.

"Don't do that." "Don't say that."

"Don't wear that in public, Ronnie."

One time he caught me and our tennis coach

in the ball room.

We were just making out, but he came in and...

kneed him in the groin, and then

hoisted me over his shoulder and

carried me all the way home.

[Alex chuckles]

Probably could have gotten free, but I didn't.

[sighs softly]

Why?

Because of Garrett? He's not here. He's dead.

You don't have to be dead to be not here.

[breathing softly and shakily]

[glue gun thuds]

[sniffles]

[clattering]

[paper crackling]

[knocking at door]

[paint can clatters]

Hey.

[Granville] Mmm.

No, that's all right.

It's okay.

[Faye gasps] Wait-- Wait.

[Granville] What--

[exhales]

[breathes deeply]

[breathes shakily]

[sighs]

[knocking at door]

[Granville] Faye, you all right?

[breathes shakily] Yeah...

-[bangs sink] -[sighs]

-[Granville] Are you okay? -Yeah, um... [voice breaking]

[sobbing] Uh-huh.

[sobbing]

You know, we don't have to do this.

[exhales]

Sh...

She-- Stood still...

And he--

He spun around...

[slowly] He took a spill and--

-[clattering] -She--

Fell down. [breathes deeply]

She stood--

[slowly] Still, and he spun around--

[sighs] She took a spill...

And he fell down.

Sh-- [sighs]

[Granville] They stayed apart, they wouldn't dare

admit they were the perfect pair.

[door opens]

-[kissing] -[both breathing heavily]

[both grunt]

[both pant heavily]

[Granville grunting]

[Faye moans softly]

[both grunting]

[Faye gasps]

[both sigh]

[both panting heavily]

-[kissing] -[Faye moans softly]

[both breathe deeply]

[Granville inhales]

[Granville sighs]

[exhales]

Hey?

Did you wanna come back to bed?

[chuckles softly]

You know the raven twist rhymes?

Mm-hmm.

My mom used to read them to me when I had bad dreams.

[Faye chuckles]

You share so easily.

Nothing embarrassing about comfort.

Did you know Ronnie's brother died?

Garrett, yeah.

Yeah, I met him a few times.

He was my boyfriend.

[breathes deeply]

Ex-boyfriend. [chuckles softly]

He broke up with me a year ago.

When he found out he was sick?

[Faye clicks tongue]

When he found out he was dying.

Their mom...

died of cancer when they were little and...

Garrett...

remembered watching it destroy their dad.

So...

He didn't want me to see it.

His dying.

Or at least that's what he told me. [chuckles sadly]

Like I couldn't handle it or something.

Could you?

I went on my first date [chuckles]

in a year on April Fool's day.

[chuckling]

This guy from my psychology class.

Billy. Billy DeJario.

Yeah, he told me my hair was like sunshine, so... [chuckles]

I got a Margarita with him.

It was going well.

You know? It was going surprisingly well. [chuckles]

And at a certain point he...

got up, I think,

to get a second round or something, and...

I...

noticed that I'd missed a call from Garrett.

[chuckling]

Fuck! [sighs]

Fuck!

A year of nothing...

No contact. Crickets. And then...

I'm on my first fucking date

and now you call?

What? To--

[exhales] Like...

Summon me? What for? What? So you can...

[exhales] It's, uh...

Say goodbye?

"I'm sorry"?

No.

I already said goodbye, and...

your apology is nothing.

Now you know how it feels.

The silence.

And I never called him back.

He died three days later.

[chuckling]

Talk about "the silence," you know?

And I guess that's something that I have to live with.

And...

You know, the lesson is like, always

tell your loved ones you love them when you have the chance.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

But...

I gotta say...

I'm living with it, and...

[takes deep breath]

It makes me really happy

to know that one of the last things he did

was call me and I didn't answer.

[vehicle approaching]

[laughter in the distance]

-[indistinct chatter in the distance] -[car door shuts]

[laughter]

Faye!

[laughing]

[Tommy] Got any snacks?

-[door slams shut] -[Ronnie] Mmm...

[Ronnie] Faye, are you home?

You giving me the silent treatment

because I shirked your fun schedule?

Ah!

Hi, guys.

Hey, what did Dina bring us? We're so hungry.

Eggplant Parmesan.

Ugh!

[Ronnie exclaims]

[laughing]

[kissing]

Where have you been?

Oh, I ran into these guys.

Yeah, we, uh, bought a 24-pack,

finished it in 48 minutes.

Fucking destroyed!

Yeah, and then I invited people for the Canada Day party.

-[Ronnie humming] -People?

[Ronnie] All the people in all the land.

Yo, why isn't it working?

[Faye sighs]

[microwave beeps]

Batman.

Hey, do you want some lemonade?

Shamus made it. It's really fresh.

Yeah, sure.

[Faye] Mmm.

[Ronnie giggles]

What?

Does anything taste a little bit...

odd about that lemonade?

Maybe, like...

something special.

What is it?

[Tommy stifles laughter]

Ronnie, what is in this?

[Ronnie giggles]

Weed?

-[Tommy chuckles] MDMA. -[laughing]

Ronnie, I have my Skype interview in half an hour.

-[Shamus] Oh, shit! -[boisterous laughter]

Why would you do that?

Well, uh, I didn't know that your Skype interview was today.

Well, when in doubt,

don't fucking drug me!

[loud laughter]

[Ronnie] Faye!

Faye, maybe we could help.

[Skype ringing]

Hi, Faye.

I'm Sarah Martin.

I'm Dean of Edge Cliff Academy.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Dean Martin.

[strangled laugh]

Is that-- Is that what you go by? Dean Martin?

[laughs]

Faye?

[laughing]

Excuse me? Faye?

Uh... Okay... We're just gonna...

Um, tell them it was bad service.

We can't jut tell them it was bad service.

Th-th-they're not idiots.

It's-it's-it's gonna be fine.

No! It's not gonna be fine.

Do you really think that?

Or do you just always play dumb?

Because not all of us are content

living at home and mowing lawns.

Some of us are going places.

And I'm going places. I need to go places.

I-- I needed that job, Ronnie.

[footsteps leaving]

[door slams shut]

Phew!

Fuck!

[soft scraping]

-[water gurgling] -[lighter clicks]

[Faye] Absolutely.

Okay.

I completely understand. Thank you.

Thank you. Yeah.

Great. Have a--

What'd they say?

If I go to Vancouver, they might give me another chance, but...

No promises.

That's great. That's really great.

I'm gonna take the first bus back.

Bus doesn't run on weekends.

So Monday then.

[Ronnie whispers] Faye?

[soft thudding]

[metallic clang]

[creaking]

[switch clicks]

[bed creaks]

[exhales]

[sighs]

[Faye] Don't eat the party snacks.

[Ronnie] I'm not.

[Faye] Damn it!

[clattering]

-[music playing] -[indistinct chatter]

Is that Dale?

Why is Dale here?

I don't know. I didn't invite him.

Who just shows up uninvited?

Yo, red. You got a hose?

What is the raft for?

-[sharp whistle] -[loud cheering]

-[indistinct chatter] -[loud cheering]

[Dale] There you go.

Grab her hair for leverage. Grab her hair for leverage.

There you go! That's what Dale taught you.

Gotta roll her over.

Get her in the deep end. Get her down in the ground down there.

[man] Bring 'em out.

Okay. It's food. It's made out of eggs.

[Tommy] Scrambled eggs.

[Ronnie and Shamus] No...

It's like, uh, you bake it in the oven.

Uh... It's like a frittata but with crust.

Uh, there's a little bit of ham,

some spinach, and nice feta. Come on.

-[Alex] Time's up. -[Shamus sighs]

[Alex] I must pee.

It was quiche. Quiche!

Quiche? What's quiche?

Is that like a breakfast pie?

[sizzling]

-Oh, hey. -Hi.

You wanna flip that one?

There's another 57 seconds left.

-Oh, timer, okay. -[Faye giggles]

I think it's burnt.

[Granville] Oh...

Damn it! How'd you know that?

Because I'm a man.

Sometimes I feel like I need to remind people of that.

-[Faye laughs] -[Granville chuckles]

My lady.

Lookin' pretty good in that hat. It's hot.

This hat.

Any hat.

[loud cheering and whooping]

I nailed it!

[Faye] Hey.

Sorry, I came in to use the bathroom.

It's right there.

I know.

How did you meet Garrett... again?

He was a candy monster. Just like you.

I know.

We had a thing.

A thing?

Nothing serious.

You're crying.

[breathes deeply]

Do you know who I was to him?

[breathes deeply]

I don't think I do.

I can't...

I can't imagine how you're feeling right now.

Kind of looks like you can.

[Alex] No...

That's all yours.

[blender whirring]

Hola, senorita.

I'm making you Margs...

[giggles] Whoa, you're fast.

Okay, it's kind of gross, but I like where you're going.

Hey, hey, what's the matter? What's the matter?

Fuck off!

Fuck you! [giggles]

One of Garrett's random friends?

Random friend.

Alex is not random, Ronnie.

She's fucking grieving.

-I know. I know. -Yeah.

I know you know. That's why you were being so weird.

Well, Faye, he asked me not to tell you.

So, what was I supposed to do?

Just throw him under the bus?

Didn't you think that that might help me?

That it might help me to know that.

No, no, of course you didn't because...

you don't think about other people.

We all bend over backwards to help you,

but it would never cross your mind to help any of us.

Oh... Oh! I don't ask anybody to help me, okay?

I don't need your help.

Yeah, well, that's great because [chuckles] you'd be on top.

Oh! Okay. [chuckles]

[exhales in frustration]

[door slams shut]

[sighs]

[music playing in background]

[sighing in frustration]

Whoa, whoa... You okay? Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Don't touch me!

-[Shamus] Hey! -Like old times.

Uh... What's different from an hour ago?

-[Shamus chuckles] -[Ronnie exclaims]

I don't want to, and you don't even know what you're doing, okay?

Oh, I-- I know what I'm doing.

You don't, okay?

[sighs in exasperation]

Screw you, Shamu!

-[Ronnie] Ow! -[Shamus] Oh, shit!

-Are you okay? -[Ronnie] Fuck!

[Ronnie grunts]

Whoa! Occupied.

[water running]

-You okay? -[Ronnie] Don't.

Pardon?

Don't zip it up.

Are you concuss--

[sighs] Jesus!

Ah! [inhales sharply]

[breathes heavily]

[Granville] Fuck it.

[Ronnie grunting]

[Ronnie gasping]

[Granville grunting]

-[Granville grunts] -[Ronnie gasps loudly]

[both breathe deeply]

Damn it...

Okay, I got it, I got it... [gasps]

Okay, okay. Wait, wait, Ronnie, Ronnie...

[Ronnie panting heavily]

Ronnie, I just don't think it's gonna happen, okay?

What? You got like penile dysfunction?

No. It's just not fucking indestructible either.

[Ronnie grunts loudly]

[screams in frustration]

[Granville sighs]

[girls giggling]

[indistinct chatter]

-[Dale] You and me, me and her. -[girls giggling]

[Dale] Me and her.

The bathroom is for bathroom activities.

-[door opens] -Is that you, red?

There's always room for one more.

[girls giggling]

-[Faye sighs in exasperation] -[Dale] Please...

Fantastic. [chuckles]

[Granville] Faye, this is not exactly what it looks like.

Ronnie...

This is for me from Garrett.

Who opened this?

Did you open it?

I can explain.

You can explain that Garrett left me a fucking letter

and you opened it?

[Faye] Yes.

Okay.

[exhales]

[sighs in exasperation]

[Faye] Ronnie, wait.

[Ronnie] How could you do something like that?

I didn't think you could handle it.

Oh, my God, you have no idea

-what I can fucking handle. -I'm sorry!

[Ronnie] I earned that letter.

I know!

[grunts] You were a fucking tourist!

So, tell me! Tell me what I missed.

That is all I want.

How do you remember him, Faye, huh?

How do you remember him?

Do you remember him fucking picking you up from the beach

when you busted your knee?

Do you remember him, I don't know,

asking you out to homecoming?

Do you remember him taking your fucking virginity?

Good for you, Faye, those are pretty pictures.

Me, oh, gosh, I remember...

collar bones, and, and...

The sound of him crying at night, and...

And mixing bowls full of vomit and...

And, and how he took up prayer, okay?

He kicked you out for a reason, Faye.

And I do not pity you.

I am so fucking jealous of you.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Okay. I should be ashamed of myself?

Jesus fucking Christ. Quit your pity party.

You had the chance to talk to him.

And you didn't pick up.

What?

Yeah, I know.

And you know what else I know?

He didn't call you.

-What? -Yeah.

I called you.

Why would you do that?

Because...

I thought that you would come.

I, like, really needed you to come.

But, guess Garrett was right.

You couldn't handle it. And he knew that.

Even at the end. He didn't want you there!

[Ronnie grunts]

[Faye screams]

-[Faye gasps] -[Ronnie grunts loudly]

[Faye squeals]

[loud cheering]

[grunting loudly]

[grunting and screaming]

-[cheering] -[screaming]

[loud grunting]

[grunting loudly and screaming]

[grunting]

[screaming]

Should we stop them?

[gasping loudly]

I think they need this.

[Faye screams]

[cheering]

[grunting loudly]

[panting heavily]

[gasping loudly]

-[Faye screams] -[crowd] Ooh!

[grunting loudly]

[screaming and gasping]

[screaming]

[panting loudly]

[gasping and panting]

[both pant heavily]

[both laughing loudly]

[Ronnie] Yo, what do you wanna watch?

Twins?

Twins.

Hey, Ronnie?

[Ronnie] Mm-hmm.

I couldn't open mine, so...

that's why I opened yours.

What's it say?

[Ronnie] Ugh!

[Faye] What a shithead!

It's the same.

Yeah, our names are different.

Do you think...

that these are the only words he knew how to spell?

[Ronnie giggles] Probably.

[Faye giggles]

"Anything you wanna say before you die, Garrett?"

"You know what?

Let's just make it a group text."

[Ronnie laughs]

Yeah...

He wasn't really a wordy guy.

[Faye] Guess nobody's perfect.

Yeah.

Not even close.

He like...

Could never really understand people with accents.

Yeah, he was a really bad tipper.

Oh, yeah. Low, low.

Embarrassingly bad.

He wasn't nice to old people.

[Faye] Nope.

Mm-mmm.

He would never dance with me.

It's a crime. [exhales]

He was ridiculous.

Sometimes he would come into my room just to fart.

-Yes. -[Ronnie giggles]

You do, too.

Ew! [laughs] I do not.

[Ronnie] Something you have in common.

[Faye laughing loudly]

Every holiday, I got a gift certificate from AutoZone.

Me too.

-What a jerk! -[Ronnie laughing]

Man!

[scoffs]

One time he hit a cat and kept driving.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, that one's dark. I'll keep it to myself.

[Faye] Yeah.

Oh, he breast fed until he was about four years old.

-What? -Yup!

He only stopped because I popped up.

Ew!

[Faye laughing]

He cut me out of his life.

Yeah.

Well, he cut you out of mine.

[chuckles softly]

Twins?

[Faye inhales sharply]

Do I have a choice?

Nope.

[tape whirs]

[Ronnie] Mmm...

Thank you.

[Faye chuckles]

Garrett.

A portion of Garrett.

That's not all of him. The rest of him is back in Calgary.

Dina scooped out part of his ashes and put it in this jar?

Like a snack.

These are her pickling jars.

I didn't really think about it.

Portion of Garrett.

You sure about this?

[glass shattering]

[Faye] Well, that's one way to do it.

[footsteps]

[vehicle approaching]

[Faye] Ronnie!

I'm back! Let's hit it.

Granville brought it.

What is it? Uranus?

It's a quasi-stellar object.

[Faye chuckles]

[breathes deeply]

[sighs softly]

Hey, Garrett.

[exhales] I know I'm not supposed to sit here, but...

The way I see it, if you're really up there,

you can just make sure that I don't crash and kill us.

[chuckles]

This totally works, right?

[sighs] And if you're not...

Well, you're not the boss of me, you butt-face.

I can take care of myself.

[Faye chuckling]

[Ronnie sighs]

[key clicking]

[engine starts]

[engine revving]