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Bo released Hades from Tartarus.

I'm a doctor, what happened?

Didn't catch your name.

It's Hades.

Hi Bo.

Is Mark here?

- -The Nyx. - -It can't be...

Did Iris do this to you?

Not Iris, Nyx.

Help me get rid of Nyx.

If you want to get rid of Nyx,

Iris will have to die.

I won't kill Iris.

I carry Darkness.

I am Darkness.

Yes.

It's a good thing that we got back together

just in time for the end of the world.

At least we got back together.

Something moved.

Just like when "something moved"

the last five times we checked Zee's condo?

Are you saying I'm off my game?

Zee's missing.

Lauren almost dying.

Your father...

It's a lot.

Even if he is my father, I summoned the devil, Dyson.

And we will find a way to get rid of him.

What if he hurts someone?

He's contained.

So was Hannibal Lecter.

Didn't last.

New nickname?

Add it to the pile:

Hades. Jack. BF.

Best friend?

Birth father.

Oh, and Lauren's lab rat.

Speak of the devil's keeper.

Hey, it's the girl who likes to play in traffic.

Yeah. About that...

Lauren, you don't have to thank me.

How's my BF?

Your best friend?

Birth father.

Still here. Locked up. Polite.

Listen, about that chi suck.

Didn't you think it felt... weird?

Yeah, but what doesn't right now?

I wasn't in control of it, but it worked.

That's all that matters.

It's the perks to having a succubus girlfriend.

I'm on a stakeout, I'll call you later.

Yeah.

Except I think it was me being the succubus.

The last time you breathed life

back into someone...

Was you. At my dawning.

Didn't you need to do a group suck to do that?

Who doesn't love a good group suck?

To bring me back you needed

to suck chi from multiple sources.

Do you think the proximity of my father

is making me stronger?

Or maybe your love of Lauren.

What if I could do this all along?

What if I could have saved Hale?

Don't do that to yourself, Bo.

If you could have, you would have.

You know that.

It could have been temporary transference,

i.e. Bo subconsciously gave you the power

to heal yourself.

Or...

Did you apply the benign virus we discussed?

I couldn't help but overhear.

Hope you don't mind.

I mind.

I very mind.

I'm very sorry.

It just appears...

that you're in need of some guidance.

If you let me examine you...

No. Thanks.

A'.

One of the perks of being out on a stakeout.

Salty snacks.

Since when do you pack snacks?

Alicia I guess.

Oh! Alicia.

She teaching a Zumba class out of your gym?

I'm keeping her close until I find a way to...

clear her memory of all things Fae.

How close?

Men in Black, "look-into-the-device" close?

Or "I like the freckles on your nose" close?

She's been exposed to enough that

could endanger the colony. And herself.

Her husband's in a coma. She's... human.

It's complicated.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Sometimes the worst feeling is not knowing how to feel.

Long, black, and pulling in at twelve o'clock.

That has gotta be Zee.

Kenzi?

A'.

Sheers.

I mean... sheers?!

Guys, I've been gone for five minutes and

Dyson turned daddy,

Bo's Daddy got the welcome Magneto cell,

and Dyson has a hunky, yummy,

hold-no-pecs son?

You said that already.

It bears repeating.

Hola.

Hola yourself.

Uh, no.

Ya'|| have been busier than Bo's tinkleflower, huh?

And you're fighting gods?

Climbing the evil ladder, I see.

Not gods. Fae.

A long time ago they were seen as gods.

- -And they're back. - -Got it: Gods.

Your pops is one of them. Freakin' Hades.

What does that make you? I mean...

For real, are you okay?

Once I know you are, I'll be better.

What were you doing at the condo?

Well look who's all business up in my business.

Kenzi, you pulled up in a limo.

The only thing missing was the paparazzi.

Santiago money stretches far.

As in stretch limo airport pickups far.

I know, tacky... But oh god, I love it.

I came here first.

When you guys weren't here, I tracked you down.

Well welcome back.

Something happened in Spain.

I needed to see you.

Why?

To warn you.

There's someone I want you to meet.

I returned to Cadaqués one night,

and I could see the lights weren't on.

In my castillo.

That's not like my Kenzi, I said to myself,

and I was right.

I found my poor girl tied to a chair...

Seconds from untying myself, before he walked in.

They only roughed me up a bit but

they searched my castillo for hours.

That's her word of the week.

It means castle.

Got it.

What were they after?

A painting I gave to my grandson,

nearly two hundred years ago.

It's known as The Vanishing.

Appropriate.

Uh yeah, because it's rarely ever been seen.

It's never been on display.

That painting was an urban legend at valkyrie school.

It's real, though,

and as dangerous as art gets, apparently.

No one knows how the Ancients disappeared from Earth.

I was told that my painting holds the key.

Find your grandson, find the painting?

Sadly, that's an impossibility, carifia.

Heathcliff Santiago.

Hate's grandfather...

Oh Kenz.

Kenzi tells me stories of the man I hardly knew.

And Heath walks me through Hate's childhood.

Nothing but trouble that one.

But what would these people want with Hate's painting?

Nothing good. And they mentioned

a succubus who slayed the Una Mens.

And really, how many of those are there?

I'm gonna say less than fifty.

So I was thinking that...

- -We find it first. - -Bingo.

Or as they say in Spain...

Bingo.

And if Zee's the one who sent people in

after the painting, then legend must be true.

Where is it now?

Well when Hale had a falling out with his fam,

he donated their collection.

You know, trappings of wealth, that sorta thing.

I'm guessing charity auction?

I'm on it.

Then we can use it to send Zee

back to where she came from

before she tries to end the world.

- -Again. - -Right.

So, which love triangle candidate are

we calling up on these days?

D-man? L-bomb?

You look good.

Um, did something? Did you two?

We have a lot to catch up on.

Cramping, aching, pins and needles.

I can barely yank my own junk, let alone anyone else's.

What am I gonna do?

- -Meth. - -Have you gone mad?

Movement, elevation, traction, heat.

M.E.T.H. It was part of your physiotherapy, Vex.

I wrote it down.

Eh, so many stickies, so little time.

Y'know I do have actual real patients to see.

Come on, gimme a quickie.

Okay.

Oh, no, yeah, that's the ticket.

Ah, keep it going.

No. Way.

Oh, yes way.

But can we ramp up the pressure to maybe a seven?

Uh. No way that I have time for this, Vex.

See? Real patients.

Ay, wait, wait, wait.

Speaking of real patients.

H-How's Mark?

Fully recovered. You just missed him.

Remember, M.E.T.H.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Movement, evacuation, titties, head.

A'.

First a succubus...

HOW a mesmer...

I know what you are.

Detective.

Lives in a boxing gym. All-around ordinary guy?

More like an all-around liar.

These are confidential.

Seems to be that Kevin, here in quotations,

is now a vessel or a host to someone called Hera,

who may actually be the Greek goddess.

You're right, totally ordinary.

Let me explain.

Explain to me how the date of the file

was from before we met.

You knew who I was

when I came to you for help, didn't you?

Ever since Kevin tried to kill me.

I've been doing research.

I know what you are.

You're a believer in the paranormal.

Yes. That's what I am. You're right.

I knew it.

Why didn't you tell me?

Because this kind of stuff has to be kept secret.

I mean, could you imagine if

someone on the police force found out?

Of course. I mean, I wouldn't dream...

If it's all right with you, I'm gonna do

some more research on possession

from the books you have scattered around.

You know I think I, umm...

I'd prefer if you didn't do it alone.

Mark can help you.

Help with what?

Alicia's looking into possession.

She knows what we believe.

She found our files.

She found our files?

Yes, our paranormal investigation files.

Something's possessed my husband

and I need to find out what.

Oh. Right.

Yes, um, those files.

Yeah, could be a number of things.

Okay, so what do we have?

Nymphs, sirens, werewolves...

They don't like to be called that.

Or so I've heard.

Look, I'll see you guys later.

Watch what you say.

Yeah.

So Dad.

I need deets. I need Dad deets.

There's not much to tell.

He's here. He's bad.

And he needs to go.

You need to tell me about Spain.

Oh, it's whatevs.

Truth?

It's incredible, it's beautiful,

- -it's life-changing. - -Mm.

I realized I don't need all the bells and whistles.

Because you are the bells and whistles.

Boom baby, there it is.

And a shadow thief.

Well, I pride myself.

But you know, the security here...

That painting's going to be muy dificil to lift.

We haven't even seen it yet.

I wonder if Tamsin got the wrong gallery?

Or maybe they're just keeping it out of sight.

Or what if Zee already got to it?

Well if she has, I smell another end of days coming.

Huh.

Tours every hour on the hour.

All we need is an inside man.

Or an inside Kenzi.

That came out wrong.

What do you know about art?

Only everything.

I mean there's Banks y...

And, also, Banks y.

Girl, five minutes home and we're already undercover.

It's our bells and whistles, baby.

Bells and whistles.

You're not happy with our current collections?

Well quite frankly, Suri...

May I call you Suri?

I-I feel like they're a little from the period of

been there done that.

I'm looking for a very special piece.

They call it...

Please don't!

I just need, um...

Is that a loose thread?

These are all our undisplayed works.

No, no, no.

Hey, I'm going to throw a name out at you:

The Santiago collection.

Ring-a-ding-ding?

The Santiago acquisition?

That one is reserved.

For who?

For whom.

For whom?

I'm sorry.

I don't think we have anything for you.

Y'know the last time someone did that

to a potential buyer, they regretted it.

Big mistake. Big. Huge.

Can I at least see it?

We only open the vault to serious bids.

And I have one coming in tomorrow.

Mm. Let me see you out.

No. That won't be necessary...

Sorry. Allergies. Such a bitch.

Kenzi. The painting's here.

We need to move. Fast.

We are walking, yes we are.

We are walking, we're doing a little side-step and twirl.

All right, not the twirling type, I understand.

Um, clearly what we have here

is the Swedish flag.

I beg to differ.

No cross, no blue divided into quarters.

Well exactly, the intention of the famed,

underground Swedish painter,

Svea Svenssonsson, who depicts here

a country divided.

BY What'?

Music.

For this is a country reigned by the...

the sequin encrusted jumpsuits

and catchy disco tunes of ABBA.

Or, is it a reign of-of terror.

This is a joke.

Excuse me?

You have no idea what you're talking about.

Don't I though?

Because within the line dividing the painting

are the lyrics to "Chiquitita."

I don't see anything.

Take a chance on me, friend. Look a little closer.

Go ahead. Come on.

It's right over...

Miss, step away from the painting.

Are you kidding me?

- -She pushed me! - -Let's go.

- -This fraud pushed me! - -Let's go.

I'm a member!

Hey Bobo?

Yeah, we've got lasers...

All this horror movie,

hoodoo, YouTube shit.

I can't tell what's real and what's not anymore!

Hey, hey. All right.

Don't be wrecking any of the books, all right?

Trick's gonna lose his shit.

Who's Trick?

Old guy. Owns the bar.

He's really into all this stuff.

I remember that girl.

Dyson said she was sick.

She was possessed too, wasn't she?

Yeah, you could say that.

You must have a theory on what happened to Kevin.

Why target him?

I don't know.

Oh my god.

He... He was possessed and I stabbed him.

Alicia, it's not your fault.

I-I should've taken him somewhere.

I should've... taken him to a...

A priest or... or something. I...

You didn't know...

I should've done something.

He was my husband and he was right here!

He was an Ancient.

What are you... What? What?

What do you mean? What's an "Ancient"?

It means there's nothing you could have done.

A Fae like that...

Fae?

Mark, please.

I'm tired of being in the dark.

A'.

Sure you don't want me to take this one?

Shadow thief here, kinda my thang.

If Zee is also after the painting,

I can't put you at risk.

Well all right. While you go all nineties,

I'll just be here with a stick of Big Red.

So we can heist a little longer?

Should I call Catherine Zeta-Jones?

Oh please.

Other than a thinly veiled Welsh accent,

that chick's got nothing on me.

Ninety-nine problems coming at you

from all directions in your life,

and here you are, still standing.

That's my girl.

Ninety-nine problems...

Let's hope balance ain't one.

No, no, no.

Do not Fae this up for me, Bird!

Of all the galleries...

"When Doves Cry..."

Persephone.

Now keep away from the painting.

I got here first.

You don't want to dance with me.

And yet somehow I seem to remember

we perfected the box step.

You tricked me into lighting the Artemis candle

and releasing the Ancients.

Your father never told me it would bring my family back.

He wanted you to take it. I didn't know.

Just like you didn't know

that this painting could vanquish them?

How did Zee free you from Tartarus?

Zeus?

He's the one who put me there in the first place.

So you escaped?

I'm not bound to Tartarus, Bo.

I'm bound to Hades.

My father.

So, you two are Bonnie and Clyding it, huh?

Tell me, do you two prefer Persades or Herdephone?

When he was released, so was I.

With a promise.

I find this painting and bring it to him.

Wherever he is.

Locked up tight.

He's my prisoner now.

According to lore, this makes me your prisoner.

I don't roll like that, Perseph.

You mean I can just... walk out?

I believe you can fly.

Thank you.

Wait.

Before you go,

tell me anything you can about this painting.

I've heard it contains "The First Song."

Your father might know more.

I need answers.

The TTV virus.

Your Trojan horse worked.

Yeah. I got that part.

The problem is, I thought I was

extending my life span to Fae years.

And instead, I've turned myself into

something I didn't quite expect.

Spoken like a true scientist with no guinea pig.

I injected myself.

I got hit by a truck.

Bo held me, I sucked her chi,

and I survived.

Hm.

I'm a conduit.

You're taking on the Fae powers of those you touch.

Dr. Lewis.

You have found the key to ultimate power.

That could be very bad.

Or very good.

Yeah, but I don't know how it affects those Faes

whose powers I'm taking on.

But you like it?

I can do anything.

Yeah.

But there are still unknowns.

How long will it last?

What are the side effects? What are the dangers?

Like all power, it needs to be under control.

I need to work on that.

You don't think you deserve to be Fae.

Being born Fae doesn't make you special.

It makes you different.

And you as human,

if you found a way to actually turn Fae,

oh Lauren... my gods,

you'd be more than all of us put together.

And just imagine how thrilled Bo will be.

I've been calling for an hour.

Why didn't you pick up?

Fae? Shapeshifter?

What did you say to her?

How could you keep this from me?

I had to keep you safe.

You saw what happened to your husband.

You had to keep yourself safe!

Your secrets.

And I don't have the right to do that?

Where is he?

Where are you keeping Kevin?

I had to.

I'm not leaving until I...

Until what?

Until I tell you the whole ugly truth

about the "creatures" who ruined your life?

What are you doing?

Fixing your mistake.

You think you know what she can handle?

You think you know her better than she does?

You have no idea what I know.

Iris is dead.

She's dead and I can barely stand it.

She's lost the man she loves.

I mean please, please tell me you get that.

Come.

Where?

I'll show you.

Kevin.

What are you doing to him?

Waiting.

Kevin is still alive in there.

Just buried deep.

And this "Hera," is he still in there too?

We won't know until he wakes up.

Can I touch him?

Of course.

I don't know how to feel.

How could you?

Just don't lose hope.

Have you lost someone?

In a way, yes.

How long did it take you to get over it?

I'll let you know when I do.

I have to go.

Please don't follow me.

Incredible. A depiction of the last time

the Ancients were seen on Earth.

Before they vanished.

If Zeus and Hades are mortal enemies,

they probably want to banish each other

using this painting.

Guys...

we have the painting.

Honey, that could be your mantra,

but we still need clarification.

We have the power to banish both Jack and Zee.

Wait up, who's... who's Jack?

My father. We're calling him Jack.

“(ay.

We may have the painting,

but we don't know how it works.

Persephone said it is the key to "The First Song."

The Odyssey speaks of a melody so seductive

that the ships were carried to their own demise.

Seductive enough for the Ancients?

Perhaps. With the right notes...

"Whoever encounters them unawares

and listens to their voices

will never joy at reaching home."

Okay so where's the "play" button?

The music must reveal itself to the ones

who know the painting's true purpose.

Licorice.

Okay -

Voila'.!

Where'd that come from?

Your candy jar is being put to good use.

Finally. Usually it's your candy jar

to the rescue.

Uh, can we please, for once,

not talk about my granddaughter's "candy"

in front of me?!

- -Ewww. - -Trick!

Oh now I'm crossing the line?

Wait for it.

There. "The First Song."

Nate taught me how to read music.

Thanks to Kenzi, we have our singer.

Oh honey, Spain is a magical place.

But sadly these pipes are still

the Tara Reid of karaoke.

I'm thinking ancestor.

The first siren, Heathcliff.

And the key to saving the world.

Hey.

Hm.

Thought he'd be taller.

And you must be Mackenzie.

It's a pleasure.

I'd shake your hand, but...

Mm. I'm gonna hold off

on any reciprocation for the moment,

but thank you.

And you're funny.

That's your gift.

I brought you something.

The Vanishing.

A little birdie told me it contains "The First Song."

How does it work?

A true Siren sings "The First Song"

at the one they intend to banish.

It's that easy?

I see a painting.

I do not see a siren.

Oh we're covered.

I mean, we have a lead.

The siren's song needs to come into contact

with the person you're banishing.

Putting them in that line of fire may prove difficult.

Difficult's my middle name.

Ah, come on, that's not true.

You're right,

I don't have a middle name.

Is that what you've been told?

A warning, if I may.

"The First Song" can work on you, too.

That's why I sent Persephone for it.

To protect you from Zee.

But what if she directs it at you?

I'll side step.

If you were Zee and you lost everyone,

where would you go?

Uh... I'd be hiding from my

brother slash enemy so I don't get vanished again.

If we use the painting as bait,

it'll make her too suspicious.

Mmm... Jimmy Choo trunk sale?

No.

Family.

And I know just the person.

I will not do it.

I haven't seen Zee in hundreds of years

and I plan to keep it that way.

You are her daughter. You are free in the world.

And we know mothers.

She's gonna wanna control that shit.

She imprisoned me.

So send her back to where she came from!

You don't know what she's capable of.

Dude, in god-years, you're basically still a teenager.

Where's the snark y 'tude? The rebelliousness?

Don't you want to lock her up like she did to you?

Even after everything she did to you...

I know it's ridiculous, but she is still my...

Your mother. I get it.

But Persephone, if you don't go after her first,

she will come for you.

But what if one of us gets hurt?

She's dangerous.

You'll have a medic standing by.

Lauren.

I came to talk to you.

Looks like we have a mission to

take down Zee, first.

What kind of breach?

A human has found out about us.

The same human bunking in your boxing gym?

Well. That is a problem.

You know the rules as well as I do, Dyson.

She's at risk. And she is a risk.

I don't want her harmed.

Well then there are ways of making her forget.

No. She's been through enough already.

I don't wanna do that to her.

Then I think you know what you need to do.

Haven't heard your dove call in ages.

Hello mother.

How you've grown.

One has to when they're banished to Hell.

How could you let him take me?

I negotiated your release.

You were supposed to return to me, to Demeter.

But you always were a snacker.

So it's my fault.

I ate the seeds, I sealed my fate?

Persephone, I have made mistakes.

And my mistakes have left me alone.

Forgive me?

It's a trap.

Out of all the people who wanna screw me...

I never thought it would be my little girl.

Like you said...

Tartarus has been good to me.

Now! Sing the notes!

Heath! Heath!

What's wrong? Stage fright?

Don't move or I'll turn you all to dust.

Can she really do that?

Yes.

Now hand over the Siren.

There's a song I've been dying to hear.

It's called, um...

"Succubus Go Bye Bye."

Do your thing, Siren.

How is he supposed to sing?

You electrocuted his throat!

Oh please. It was just a little zap.

Yeah causing his vocal chords to seize.

Zee, we're family.

Let's talk about this.

Sing the notes, old man.

If you're broken, I'll have to put you down for good.

I've lived a long time.

Retirement's not so bad.

Bo. I can't see him...

Not like Hale... Not again-Please-

Stop.

If you vanish me, let everybody else go.

I don't like this deal.

Bo.

I'll find my way back.

Lauren, help Heathcliff restore his voice

so he can sing me away.

Please. Do it.

Lauren! Seriously?

So? What's the diagnosis?

A serious case of bitch.

Holy shit.

What she said.

What the hell was that?

That, um, is the thing that we have to talk about.

Thank you for meeting me.

Yeah, well I don't have a lot of time.

That's not true.

You ought to be used to that.

I won't apologize for hiding myself or my kind.

We tread cautiously.

It's how we live.

Especially me.

I thought you trusted me.

Well that's something that's hard for me to do.

I didn't want to hurt you.

Will you let me make it up to you?

ENJOY-

That must be Trick.

How did you... Mark, of course.

So everyone in here is...

All Fae, yes.

Some of them are staring.

It's creepy. It's like they're hungry...

Well we can smell a human.

And some of us do not like them as much as others.

Don't worry. Nothing's gonna happen to you.

I want you to be part of this world.

That's why I'm um...

claiming you.

Claiming me?

It means to... to the Fae, anyway, um...

that I... own you.

And that's my cue to go.

A-Alicia, its not... not like that,

not own own, it's...

like a cross to bear; Like a responsibility.

Wow, so I'm like a burden to you.

Alicia, please.

I'm not very good at this.

I've never done this before.

Wait, you've never done this before?

Claimed a human, or whatever it is.

Never had a reason to.

Until now.

Claiming lets the others know that you're part of us.

That you're accepted.

Sounds like a commitment.

You're not gonna get down on one knee are you?

Not quite.

But it does mean you get one helluva drinking buddy.

Exhibit A.

Is that all I am to you these days?

An exhibit?

Go on then, hurry up, doc.

Last time you did this I was wrecked for hours.

Okay, I get it.

This is getting embarrassing.

Whoa.

What do you think?

I said "whoa."

That's how I sucked your chi and survived the accident.

You can be whatever Fae you're touching.

The same way I extracted the Fae from the Morrigan,

only I've made myself a temporary conduit

of whatever Fae I'm in contact with.

And you can weaken them while you're at it.

You're not feeling this?

If you weakened Vex, why not me?

Succubus genetics. Rapid healing.

Apologies if I'm gonna kill some buzz here,

but if you thought your Fae-to-human serum

was a threat, this is a million times worse.

And what happens when the colony finds out?

What happens when Evony finds out?

Why would they find out?

You're not gonna talk. Are you?

I better get a prize for this.

If you're wondering how I know how to read music.

Grade four band. Recorder. Top of my class.

You're not happy about this, are you?

Lauren, I love you for who you are as a person.

I don't care if you're human or Fae.

I just-as long as you're you.

What if this is me, but with benefits?

I get to help people for longer.

"The Eternal Healer."

Yes, I've coined myself a little name.

And then the obvious, Bo.

I get to be with you forever.

But are you Fae or just a conduit?

I don't understand.

I haven't figured that out yet.

Let's just say that it's a step in the right direction.

Injecting all these abilities into your body...

We don't know what could happen.

I've been examined. I show no signs

that this is affecting me negatively.

Who examined you?

It doesn't matter. Bo.

I want this.

For me.

For us.

Don't you want it too?

Of course I do.

Of course I do.

I'm sorry you had to go through all that.

A few days back and already

your life's been put in danger.

Yeah. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Hey how about I stick around for a bit.

Dirty up this house and home, spread out a little.

As much as I want to, I can't let you do that.

You have your own life.

Just until things with you and Jack-daddy settle down.

It's because of Jack that I want you to go.

He's dangerous.

And I want him gone.

Because... you could have used that painting

to get rid of him, but you didn't.

You chose Zee instead.

Why did you do that?

I don't know.

Bo.

I don't know how I feel about all this, Kenz.

It's complicated. I know.

You don't think it's crazy that I want him to stay?

Not at all.

He's your father.

Just until I get answers.

You get what you need, but do not trust him.

He's smart and dangerous.

Promise me you'll be careful.

I will be.

Now get up here and give me a hug.

With everything so crazy right now,

having you back, even for a bit...

it helped.

Something my mom used to say.

"Don't try and be too smart, darlin'.

It might get you killed."

Okay.

Love ya.

A'.

You owe me.

Nice magic trick.

Rewriting "The First Song."

They not only bought it, they wrapped it up with a bow.

Wrapped it up with a bow.

You didn't hesitate vanishing Hera, Iris, and me

all those years ago. Why not do it again?

Your time will come.

When it's just.

What are you doing here, Jack?

What?

Are you gonna try and stop me?

In that body?

Whatever you do,

leave my daughter alone.

Mine turned on me, so what makes you think

that Bo won't do the same to you?

Controversial, I know. But I believe

father knows best.

And Bo will come to believe it too.

Brother.

There is no point in resisting me.

It has begun.

A'.

Ah!

A'