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[MUSIC - MAURA MATLAK, "GIRL IN RED"]

Another Sunday morning, hey look where I am-- waking up

with you like it's my religion.

I don't truly trust you, but you run a good scam,

and I'm walking into danger like--

You know what would be a good color on you?

What?

I think this would be really nice.

What I really want is another one of these shirts.

There's only one problem.

Yeah, yeah, yeah?

Something--

The fabric makes me smell.

I don't know what's going on.

[SNIFFS]

Umm--

[SNIFFS] I don't know.

It's strange, right?

That's really strange.

Smell me.

Smell me.

I think it's either the shirt or it's me.

I don't-- you know, I just--

I think I heard the phone ring.

I'll be right back, OK?

OK.

All right, I'll try that on.

Smell me?

[DING]

Mackenzie, Todd Sharp here.

I just had a quick question about the awards banquet.

We have you down for just one seat.

I'm thinking this might be a mistake,

so just give me a call at your earliest convenience

so we can straighten that out.

Thanks.

Smell me.

OK.

Right?

[SNIFFS] It's there.

Oh, I do smell something.

Yeah, but, I don't think it's B.O.

It isn't?

No, it's much more culinary than that.

Oh.

Yeah.

And you have massive camel toe.

I just don't know what it is today.

People are grossing me out.

Oh, you know what?

I think this is yours.

I ordered mayo.

Oh God, and my rash is back.

You need to go to the doctor about that.

Oh, you know my family doesn't see

any doctor except cosmetically.

Oh, I had genital warts a few months back,

and I literally meditated until I healed myself.

You still have genital warts.

Maybe.

Stay away from me.

Hi, sorry.

Hi.

Do you have a second?

Yeah, of course.

I need a dress for a dinner tonight.

OK.

It's with some people I haven't seen in a while.

And it's nothing fancy, but I've lost some weight,

and nothing really fits.

Yeah.

Yeah, of course.

OK.

Well, OK, that's pretty.

This could work.

Yeah.

You think the fit's OK?

Yeah, I think it's sweet.

[BRIEF GIGGLE] I don't know.

I feel like it's a little like wide there, you know?

Like it makes me look a little pregnant.

You don't look pregnant at all.

[LAUGHTER]

Wait, you could totally have taken in right here.

OK.

Why don't you try on something else if you're not loving this?

Yeah, I think I want to try on that skirt

that you put in there.

Yeah.

This is kind of fun.

Yeah, it's--

Where are you from originally?

I'm from Texas.

Oh really?

Yeah.

[NAUSEOUS SOUND]

What brought you from New York from Texas?

[COUGH] Um, I'm a writer?

I'm a writer.

What brought you to New York?

Oh, just school, and then I just kind of didn't leave.

I'm kind of worried I'm gonna--

will it fit or something.

Oh, OK.

Sorry.

Here, could you just--

Yeah.

See if it's-- I don't wanna--

I can like hold it for you.

Oh, you want me to zip it?

I just-- I have a--

I don't want to break anything or mess it up.

OK.

Here, I'll hold it If you'll just zip it.

I'll zip it.

I can zip it.

Yeah.

OK.

Yeah.

That's really good.

[BRIEF GIGGLE]

You look really pretty.

I think I like this one even better.

Oh, good.

You look great.

Yeah?

Yeah, it's a really pretty.

Oh--

I'm sorry.

[SNIFFS] Sorry, I just--

I feel really--

It's OK.

--pretty, and I haven't been anywhere in a long time where I

don't feel like sick, or gross, or--

Oh, god, I'm so sorry.

[STRONG EXHALE] It's OK, sorry.

[GIGGLE] Sorry.

[STRONG EXHALE] All right, thanks.

You've made me feel really pretty.

Is it weird if I hug you right now?

Mmm--

Sorry, I just--

Yeah--

[DROPS]

Thank you so much for making me feel pretty.

Uh-huh.

How much is this?

Um, oh, that's $640.

Oh, god, I can't afford that.

[LAUGHTER]

Take it off?

Yeah.

Yeah.

[GIGGLES]

[WHISPERING] Cassidy, help me.

What?

She's got one of those, like, outdoor porta-pott--

I don't know, but it's been leaking, and I can't.

Mack, she has cancer.

People with cancer get a pass.

No, I know that, and I agree most of the time,

but she's literally leaking all over thousands

of dollars worth of--

Cancer!

Thank you so much.

It's a little more than I want to spend, but thank you.

Oh my gosh, no problem.

Good luck with the writing career.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Bye, guys.

Bye.

Awww.

I smell like a porta-potty.

Like a-- like a nursing home.

Just stop.

You know what might make you feel better?

Now you may have noticed that I've been a little distracted

the past few days.

Just the past few days?

And it's because I've been working on a surprise for you.

And with the help of Jumpstarter and our customers,

we have raised the money to fly you

home to see your grandmother while she dies.

Help Mack see her grandma--

I'm going to get to go see her?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

[TONE CHANGE] Oh my god.

You said that I had--

I have Parkinson's?

And that I was severely molested as a child?

I had to have my leg amputated?

My family is not that poor.

Jesus, this is all lies.

Any pick-ups today, ladies?

She is so excited.

Wait he knows-- you know about this?

Of course.

I donated.

You donated?

$1,000.

Yeah, and I've just got to say, it's incredibly brave

of you-- working with people the way

that you do, especially after the things you've been through.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Surprise!

[MUSIC - MAURA MATLAK, "GIRL IN RED"]

Another Sunday morning, hey look where

I am-- waking up with you, like it's my religion.

I don't truly trust you--

That's a good picture.

He has three kids at home.

I know.

You never know from looking my true IQ,

but a girl can't think under these conditions.

Though it's not exactly what I had in

mind when I rubbed the lamp and made the wishes.

I bet you've got eyes in the back of your head, the better

to watch while I'm mislead.

You're the big bad wolf, I'm the girl in red!

Better pick up those feet, cuz the wolf's hot on your heels,

but it's hard to outrun someone who jumps the gun.

Go ahead--

Can you see my fanny in these pants?

You can see all my fanny in these pants.

What do you think?

Yeah, you're-- it's good.

Um, it's good.

[SIGH]

And even though I know I shouldn't, I do it anyway.

And even though I see right through it,

I know you'll have your way.