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CAPITAL ONE AND DAEKYO INVESTMENT AND CONTENTS ON MEDIA PRESENT

THE PICTURES WITH A VIEW AND CONTENTS ON MEDIA PRODUCTION

EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS YEO HAN-GOO, LEE HWANG-SANG, KIM SANG-YOUN

PRODUCERS LEE SEO-YULL, PARK CHUN-BAE, CO-PRODUCER KIM SANG-YOUN

The yellow rapeseeds are so pretty in Mt. Nam.

Have you seen the gorilla in the palace?

My boys loved it so much.

My eldest couldn't stop eating fried sweet potatoes.

He went to Seoul U and passed the civil service exam.

My youngest is a musician.

Despite having different dads, they're smart like me.

I envy you.

You raised them so well, you must be so happy.

She wakes up before dawn to pray for her sons.

You reap what you sow, bitches.

When you're released next week, your boys'll be there,

you'll live a happy life.

Of course I will!

Can't I go with?

Federal Penitentiary

Granny's Got Talent

KIM SOO-MI

Pardon me!

JUNG MAN-SIK KIM JEONG-TAE

What?

I don't believe this!

Sir, you can't eat sushi in the subway!

Goddammit...

"Goddammit"? What you say, bitch?

What right do you have?

I'm eating what I bought, watch your mouth!

Uglies always bitch and moan!

Apologize right now!

Right this second!

Came for a show?!

Bud, this isn't your private cart.

Who said that?

How dare you interfere!

What the hell?!

Say what?

Mind your manners to an old lady.

Apologize.

What a crazy fart!

Don't get worked up and just apologize.

Apologize? Screw that, never!

Do it when I ask nicely.

No! I will never do it!

Like a wet fart out of my ass!

- Don't apologize! - I'm so sorry.

Madam...

Hey, hey!

Take your sashimi, you bought it!

Here.

Shove it down your hole!

I was gonna live quietly, but they pull me back in.

Sorry, I'm late.

It's not easy finding your son.

It'll take another week.

Where's your mom?

Tell me!

She took off with my money!

That bitch left her son because of her debt!

Right!

- She's using him as a decoy! - Where is she? Answer me!

Tell us where she is!

Seung-hyun.

Seung-hyun.

- Hey! - Yes, boss.

Can't you hear me?

Our department got a D thanks to you.

Not a shred of remorse.

You laugh?

If you had feelings, I could at least manipulate you.

Are you a human being?

You like being called a moron?

No, no!

Not a word! Don't say anything!

Seriously...

Goddamn bastard...

Dammit!

Serom Real Estate

This auction went too high.

Don't be so disappointed.

Bid Rejection Notice

Still up?

Yeah.

The door keypad's not working well.

Yeah.

Mi-hee?

Yeah?

Nothing.

A groom's present should at least be a house.

And what did you send as a bride?

I don't believe this!

Your family doesn't deserve my child!

What did you say?

Are you deaf, dumb and blind?!

Are you describing yourself?!

Don't even think about marrying my child!

Mother-in-law, your child wanted this!

You proposed to me! Did your brain shut off?

That mouth of hers!

Just like her mother!

Mister, watch where you're pointing!

How dare you! Apologize!

Shut the hell up, bastard!

"Bastard"?

- You freaking heard me! - Say it again!

Who the hell was that?!

- Skinny ass bitch! - You bitch!

Screw you and your mom, bastard!

- Son of a bitch! - Shut your hole!

- Freaking bitch! - Bastard!

- Puny dickwad! - Freaking hell!

You call those insults? Really?

You were supposed to find insults that have true cultural value!

You think we can launch like this?

You came up with the idea, chief.

Don't put this on me!

Was it really my idea? Did your hear me say it?

Producer Yang, they're fighting for real.

The Taste of Cuss

Hilarious!

Ms. Yang! It's the chief!

Yes, chief.

Where the hell are you?!

Are you getting drunk?

Or at the comic shop?

Stop screwing around and work for once!

How can we debut our show like this!

Go down south and find the masters of insults!

Hey!

Are you listening?

I told you not to hold it with both hands!

Steer with just one.

The other out the window!

I'm scolding you for your sake.

If you drive like a newbie on these roads,

others come after you like hyenas!

There's no room for newbies!

You must learn to protect yourself!

Don't be a newbie!

When someone cuts it, flash the high beam!

Hey!

That son of a bitch!

That bastad!

What do we do?

Oh no!

Were you honking and flashing at me?

So freaking annoying.

Lift it.

You heard me!

Yes, certainly.

Not that, the other one!

The other what?

Lift your shade, a**hole!

Lift it up!

Mister, is this your wife?

- Answer him, a**hole! - No, you can take her.

Please take her.

Idiot.

Let's go.

What spineless dick.

You watch it.

Let's go.

Dig in.

Wow, I'm in tofu heaven.

Eat tofu and clear your sins.

I love you!

Dammit, so salty.

Yeah?

No, it's salty,

but it's good salty.

Let me try.

Holy cow!

I won't stay here for free.

This is $10k.

He'll waste it if I give it to him,

so you take it and use it wisely.

Thank you, mother!

I got some clothes, so wear them too.

I cleaned myself up years ago, don't bring up the past.

Have you met your brother?

Don't bring him up!

I went to get help and he wouldn't even...

Half-brother is no brother. Dammit...

He was like a housewife in a rich family.

I found your son's address.

Isn't that enough?

You want to be their housekeeper?

You're a funny one.

The agency sent me.

You're much older than I expected.

- Please come in. - Okay.

Did you fall somewhere?

An unlicensed biker hit me, but he's locked up.

It's a blessing in disguise though.

I wanted to quit this job.

Oh yeah, I told the agency that English is a requiment.

I actually did business with plenty of blacks,

so don't you worry.

Don't worry.

This is the oven.

German made.

- Dishwasher. - I see.

And dispose any food waste out here.

Right.

This is the bathroom.

Whoa, it's like a gym here.

Look, look!

There's a TV too.

Amazing!

Pardon me...

I gotta, whoa!

Opens by itself!

Let me do my thing.

They won't let you, not here.

There's a public toilet across the street.

They discriminate even poops?

Goddammit!

Eh? What the hell!

I don't believe my luck!

Hello? Help!

You're back?

She's my replacement.

Nice to meet you.

Me as well.

You must have a lot of experience.

Of course, I got nothing but experience.

Dishwashing should be done by hand.

Why isn't it working?

Whoa, no way. No, cancel!

Cancel! Cancel!

- Sir! - Yeah?

Where is the foul-mouthed granny?

Her? Go over there.

Hurry up!

Yeah, I'm coming.

Ms. Yang! You okay?

Stay put, stay there.

Here! Hop on.

Hurry, hop on.

Here, here!

Ms. Yang! Wait for me!

Are you the notorious foul-mouthed granny?

From North Korea?

Honey! Is that you?

- Me? - Honey.

- Ma'am! - I'll come with.

Ma'am, are you okay?

Wait for me.

I'm not your honey.

Ma'am?

- Ma'am! - Ma'am!

What exactly is the problem at work?

It's not like I'm asking you to pitch in your salary.

Am I funny?

You should've listened to me.

You'll end up retiring as a clerk.

I lose sleep because of you.

Minister Park's an old friend, so you'll get promoted soon.

Just lay low and stay quiet.

Mom, let him eat.

Ma'am.

Could you bring the sausages?

Certainly.

Lulu.

Lulu!

Oh my god!

Dammit! She's too old!

Is she new?

You should've hired someone young.

Look here, granny.

No loose lips at this house.

Understand?

Of course. - Okay? - Yes.

You understand? Speak English?

Yes, I'm speak English good.

No problem. Yes.

Weird accent.

How old are you?

- I'm a granny. - I'm a granny?

- Well now. - Well now.

English is not required to look after him.

Nonsense! You have to test their English level.

Seung-hyun, Seung-hyun.

Doesn't it feel stuffy?

I noticed it while doing a load,

everyone has crocks on their shirts but you

You have every right to stand tall and live a proud life.

- So you're still alive. - Yup, still breathing.

Why did you come?

To boast about prison? Or to pull more cons?

Please, son.

I wanted to see my grandchild, make fried sweet potatoes,

and help you around the house.

Be a mom?

After sending me to the orphanage,

going to jail, and starting another family?

Using your kid as bait...

You must be proud.

I've never even heard your lullaby...

But now I have a mom.

- Honey! - Mrs. Lee.

There's nothing here that you need.

Seung-hyun.

Come on, the minister is a busy man.

Feel free to hop in.

Sure.

Hey, why didn't you stop?

Bud, you have to press the bell!

I did it, before the stop!

You little punk!

Ageism again? Just stop the bus!

The seniors only care about themselves!

So damn selfish!

Granny!

You're the same too.

Seeking him out before death?

Only when you need him?

There's nothing here that you need.

There's nothing here that you need!

There's nothing here that you need.

There's nothing here that you need!

There's nothing here that you need.

... that's what she said.

Chairman, where are you? You'll only get worse. Please call!

You hoebag!

Go kill yourself.

It's all screwed up.

Who told you to do that?

Your inside must be full of maggots.

Is the world so easy?

No trouble at all? Or feel entitled?

You endured it all,

but now you're pissed 'cause your son won't accept you?

So stupid!

- Stupid! - Stupid!

Let's not get worked up over this.

Know what having thick skin is like?

It means,

even when a python bites you,

even when your blood pours out of every hole,

you stand tall, and endure everything.

Go on, eat.

Eat your dad's portion too.

Even if I die, the world won't care.

Not a single damn soul.

Same with living, no one cares.

Think it'd be fun otherwise?

That felt good.

Wait till you grow old, I was young once too.

- Let's go! - Yeah, yeah!

Granny!

Have I mentioned this before?

The lady I met while I was a political prisoner.

Who?

The lady I saw at Seung-hyun's...

No, no...

I must be mistaken.

She had a very strong aura.

Should I just kill you instead, a**hole!

So desperate to die?

Hey, guards!

He wants to kill himself.

Ungrateful son of a bitch!

Wrap it around your neck and hang yourself.

You'll suffer for 20 minutes, and it'll cut through your neck.

Then your tongue and everything'll hang out.

Your blood and guts will pour out too.

You'll see it all with your eyes.

Only then will you die, a**hole.

Eat and think it through, you pitiful bitch.

It's a wonderful life.

Take this too. Next!

Why's your face so rough? Your hemorrhage okay?

Yes, ma'am.

Line up straight!

I miss her sometimes.

I managed to obtain the security footage,

but it's too dark to ID her.

I was insulted, but moved too.

What?

Isn't that what 'art' is?

Do you know who I'm looking for?

The one who saved your life.

And it's hard to find her?

Find her! Find the true insults!

It's an absolute pleasure to be able to sit down

and talk with you today,

because I hear that you speak exceptionally good English.

Now, before we get the ball rolling,

I'd like to ask you a simple question.

Have you ever babysat before?

Babysit, my years, I can do it, don't worry, be happy.

For how many years?

Freaking many years!

F***? Who the hell do you think you are?

Me? Let me introduce myself, bro.

My name is Jeong-soon Lee,

160 cm, 49 kg.

I small size. I like soju, 1 drink 4 dollar,

2 drink 7 dollar, no discount!

You know? It's me, bro.

Her English is atrocious.

Did you run a bar near the US base?

No, cafe.

Her English is terrible.

It doesn't make any sense!

Oh my god!

How can a Korean speak like an American?

Your Korean isn't that good either.

But you can speak English as well.

What?

What?

- What? - What?

- What? - What?

Call the agency! Those bastards!

Have you gone mad?!

She gave me that money!

It wasn't for you to waste it on gambling!

You bastard!

You have never given me that kind of money!

That piece of...

It's not like we're on a vacation.

Ms. Yang, it's been days, we can't find her like this.

Where's your patience?

Ask and it'll be given to you, seek and you'll find it.

Granny!

Didn't you shout profanity here last night?

Sorry!

Granny!

Didn't you shout profanity here last night?

Sorry!

Mom, when father-in-law passes away,

$50-60k will fall on my lap.

He's very sick.

You stupid idiot!

What am I to do with you?

Why always take the easy route?

You got a good head, why not try to use it?

How can I die peacefully?

Do I look that pathetic? Is that how you see me?!

Yeah, you got my brain, who am I to blame?

Come clean, how much do you need?

About $100k to wipe the debt clean.

$100k isn't pocket change.

Ma'am, could I borrow your light?

You can't smoke in the park, bastard!

You're to young to smoke anyways. We're old enough.

So damn annoying.

I won't do it!

Please, for our sake. You're a real cultural asset.

I agree.

Have you got no life?

Some insults have value.

I agree!

Just listen to our offer.

I don't wanna!

And I got stage fright!

And I stopped swearing, I forgot it all.

- You swore yesterday! - Madam!

I want to live a clean life!

Madam!

You bi-!

I don't want to do it.

- Ma'am... - I'm done!

Madam, please!

Mom...

Be a little friendly, please!

Doesn't matter, I'll be dead soon.

The prize is $300k.

Let's go out with a bang.

I wasn't entirely honest, I got $50-60k more debt.

I can't...

get excited.

Of course not.

But you should be, when you must.

I'm sick.

Then drop it!

Always the same stuff!

I'm sick too! Thanks to the debt collector!

Mom, please help me.

Think about it, what have you ever done for me?

Sis.

Don't be like that.

You'll win so easily.

Mom, let's do it.

To swear my head off, of course.

Cuss battle in Korea?

This is sensational, and progressive.

I want to release the stress I got as a banker.

The prize is mine!

I studied the swear book to not get bullied.

The army is driving me nuts, my mouth is a ticking bomb!

The urge is unbearable!

My boss is bad! He ask me finish this today!

Stop coming for drinks if you're cracking me down!

I asked the caller for a registered name,

and was called a bitch.

I came to tell those asswipes off.

You mother@&#$!

10PM, Friday!

The Taste of Cuss! Stay tuned!

This Friday, 10PM

We're not like the other contestants!

Producer Yang invited us to be here!

The preliminary has ended!

She asked for us! Wait, stop!

Honey!

The preliminary's over!

Mom, get in!

What an ignorant dumbass...

This isn't the WhiteHouse, why treat us like spies?

Like we're bomb-strapped Freaking terrorists.

Did you just swear at me?

Why should I?

You just mumbled some profanity!

No, I didn't!

I heard you!

I said I didn't.

I may have commented on your horrific breath,

it's utterly unbearable.

I talked to myself. It must've came out.

It's not like you chewed a rotting sock,

or received a golden shower in your mouth.

But it smells like something was fermented with p*** in there!

I was just being reactive.

I'm not very well!

Yeah, what? Go on!

Sweetie, run!

Producer Yang! There!

Hello, I'm Rettiang from the Philippines.

How bad word in Korean.

Retard. Bulls***. Bitch.

Hoebag. F***.

Thank you.

If it was 18-year old Chivas, I'll understand.

Take back your cheap ass drink,

and drink it at home with your leftover lunch meat.

Next!

Thank you for using our airline,

and no freaking ramen, just eat in-flight meals!

And use just 1 blanket!

Next!

I drive a subway on line #2.

We've stopped for a freaking reason!

You asked for it.

Say that again and I'll cut your guts out and smoke 'em!

That's why you're a loser, you stupid, bitch-ass bastard!

Your manner is tinier than the dirt in my toenail, douchetard!

At least pretend that you weren't thrown away!

I'll pull all your teeth and shove 'em up your nose!

Next!

- That's Southern profanity? - Must you speak and act slowly?

Next!

Mom, look.

You got nothing to worry about.

Not even your eldest son will recognize you on TV.

It was brief, but you were awesome!

I couldn't believe it, you really showed her!

- Just like before... - I recognize myself.

Don't worry, no one will know!

Just trust me.

- Next is Hell Granny! - $300k!

Come up to the stage.

Please begin.

Nickname is 'Hell Granny'.

As in, she's from hell?

If you can't do it, we'll move on.

Next!

- Ms. Yang. - Move aside!

Next!

What right do you have to dismiss me!

Does it feel nice to look down from your high horse?

I pity you useless fools.

You're sitting on your ass all day, judging us,

but aren't you also here to make a buck?

Hey, bimbo! How fake are 'em diamonds?

What qualifications do you have?

Insult me, and I'll judge you.

Your life must have nothing going for you,

if you're judging a freaking insult contest.

When your limbs shiver after a cobra bite,

and as your blood turns black, a crock rips your body to shreds,

then a hyena chews you up and spits you back out,

and picked apart by a bald eagle,

only then will you understand what pain is!

What's that? You can't make me stop.

I'm all fired up, I'll stop when I want to.

You're so ugly that you make onions cry.

You're an assmuncher who sniffs c*** cheese!

Your fugly ass don't look edible, dickwad.

Your dick is so tiny, I could floss my teeth with it.

Don't you look at me! I'm way out of your league!

You're so dumb, your dog teaches you tricks!

Shall I continue?

Have we had enough?

One full set?

Samsong Group madam's dress at the soiree was fabulous.

Could I pull that off too?

Ask the chairwoman herself when she arrives.

Oh my God!!

She'll be here in person?

I've never met her in person.

Is she still hearty?

What an honor!

What a surprise!

The other lady's away for a while, please help us.

Yes.

Okay.

Tomorrow's her last day? Is it okay to let her babysit?

Despite her looks, she feels like a good person.

By the way, will you continue?

What?

I know you're sleeping in Won-hui's room.

Why bring that up again?

Divorce is no big deal now.

If he doesn't get promoted, just divorce him already.

I've had it with him!

Pardon me.

She wants the Samsong madam's?

Who the hell is she?

She's in real estate, I hear she's got some clout.

No good?

Is that even a question?

Did you clean the shop?

Is that trash, there?

They must've left it behind.

Wait!

Let me see that.

Hey!

Are you crazy?

Get out of the street, you're gonna get someone killed.

Are you crazy? Watch out!

It speaks human words well for a hog.

Out-what? You want me out?

People always come first!

Hold on.

I know you!

You were that teacher, you spoke Korean well!

Speak the language of the country you're visiting, or invading.

You fat bastard!

I refuse anything American, so go home!

Yankee go home!

What?

"Yankee go home"? Jesus!

Jesus? He died for us!

But not you!

You son of a...

You wanna die?

Won-hui, your granny's here, go home!

My baby!

Looks just like your dad.

Even eating two things at a time.

So how old are you?

Five!

Idiot, you need all fingers for that.

You idiot.

You idiot.

Hey, you're a parrot.

Won-hui, you have to learn to write.

At least your name and age.

I'll teach you.

Your dad learned it in a week.

Really?

Are you ready?

Are you really?

Yes!

- ABCDEFG! - ABCDEFG!

- HIJKLMNOP! - HIJKLMNOP!

- QRSTUVWXYZ! - QRSTUVWXYZ!

ABCDEFG, HIJKLMNOP!

So many things I want to say

but this song is too short!

123456789 and 10!

So many things to accomplish

but only two arms to do 'em!

I'll just write a letter in a bottle,

and just laugh it off!

Foxy fox, whatcha doing?

I'm eating.

With what?

A froggy frog

Is it alive or dead?

It's for me to know.

So adorable! My baby!

Are you pretending to sleep?

Granny, granny!

Granny, granny!

Did a bomb go off?

3 + 3 is?

- What? - 6!

Oh no!

Won-hui, your mom's home!

Take everything back!

Won-hui, Won-hui!

Come out!

Go wash up, wash your face!

Dry yourself!

Welcome home.

I thought you weren't home.

The keypad's busted.

Honey?

How is it?

Good!

Feeding him is always stressful.

Maybe he's sensitive, he doesn't like to eat.

He's often constipated, and doesn't poop for days,

and get stomach aches.

Kids shouldn't be so guarded.

They have to run around outside, and they'll poop well,

and build up immunity.

Right.

He's becoming spoiled because he gets his way.

Then give him a sibling.

He'll mature into the role of a big brother.

Right.

Come sit down for a bit.

Yeah?

Sit down for a chat.

He ate so well.

I should learn to cook from you.

Could you stay with us longer?

I'd be so thankful!

Contestant Group 7 Standby Area

Attention!

Well...

I'm 85 this year.

I was born in 1930.

So frigging loud!

Can't wait to boast your insults?

Am I right, ratf***ers?

What?!

That bitch... or bastard...

I'll cut your balls off to go along with your hair.

Has this old hag gone mad?! I'll shut your hole for you!

Freaking douchebag!

... my period is cleaner than your mouth!

You should be the poster child for birth control, you cumbag!

I give up! I'm done!

Nice try, go home, girls.

This is no place for children.

Go back home.

You're a week-old vaginal blood fart.

Miss?

Go back to the hospital!

You fat bitch!

Chew your food for once.

Look, can you see your own dick?

Round of 16 – Gesture Insults Hell Granny VS. Dirty Body

Wrap it, and stroke it!

Okay, I'll give you the meal of your life.

Drink it and live a long life.

Where you going!

It's me!

It's her, right?

We must beg for forgiveness.

Don't you know her? She could beat us to death.

Then what? We must do this.

I hope he still likes these.

Madam.

Madam.

Me?

You got the wrong person.

- Madam. - Madam!

Madam.

We've committed a grave sin.

We've never slept well after stealing from you.

You went to the prison, deprived of your kids

because of us, please forgive us.

You're too old to be begging for forgiveness.

It's all in the past!

Have you resented us?

Isn't that freaking obvious?

I wanted to chew you alive!

But it's all over.

Thanks to you two, I had an interesting life.

Please allow us to make it up to you.

I, Lee Jeong-soon, never ask for any help.

Continue living your lives, until the end.

Forget about me.

If you ever come here again, it'll be the end of you.

- Madam! - Madam!

Stop calling me that!

My skirt's coming off!

- Madam! - Madam!

Forgive us!

- Madam! - Madam!

Please!

Mega Shocking Battle, the Taste of Cuss!

The finals begin right now!

I'll rip your fingers off and grind them up!

I'll cut off one joint at a time,

put them in the mortar and grind them to shreds!

The girl who was trending on social media,

pretty but dirty-mouthed, Subway Girl!

Upholding the law with his mouth, the ultimate authority!

Detective Jackal!

Battle scenarios in the finals are voted by the viewers.

This round will be about a car accident.

Do you see this line?

Traffic Law Article 14-3, Specific Crimes Article 13!

Your loss is guaranteed! It's due to your negligence!

WTFF?

We got "WTFF".

The extra F is for extra emphasis.

You sound like a Teletubby jerking off.

You freaking bastarphan!

"Bastarphan".

She must've combined "bastard" and "orphan".

Have you found your parents' grave?

They did a terrible parenting job, but at least they gave you a life!

August, 2013, you received a year of probation for fraud.

I got you criminals in the palm of my hand!

You're just a cockroach!

C***...

She must have a comeback! Time's running out.

- 5, 4... - Wait, I...

- Not yet! Time! - Time's running out!

Time's up!

Quarter Finals Hell Granny VS. Slippy

It's the worst possible scenario for Hell Granny.

It's a freestyle insult rap battle.

It must be so foreign for her, but it's what the viewers voted.

Please remove your blindfolds.

Okay! DJ! Spin this!

Put your hands up!

Hip-hop!

Motherf***er!

Yo, f***!

Hell Granny, you're no match for me!

I got the home court advantage!

I got my groupies, you're just a newbie.

What have you got yourself into?

Battling an old lady,

I'd rather let my a**hole talk to you!

Putting you in place with my rap,

putting a yapping hag out of her misery.

I got the looks, the bling and the rap!

From head to toes,

nothing but perfection!

That's the real truth!

That was Slippy!

He lets out the first punch!

Hell Granny looks confused,

could she pull through this hip hop battle?

Isn't this how black people sing? I didn't understand anything.

I don't get it.

Everyone, hello!

Hell Granny!

Who am I?

Hell Granny!

Turn the music off, stop!

- Who am I?! - Hell Granny!

So weak! Have you skipped lunch?

- Who am I?! - Hell Granny!

Listen up, bitches.

Cuss, rather than sermon,

slap, rather than console!

I'm the granny from hell!

I'll break your Freaking ego,

that sick feeling on your face,

I put it there , 'cos I'm the ace!

I studied your moves!

I'll take the win with my grooves!

Happy?!

Put your hands up!

One for the money, two for the Hell Granny!

I like soju, you like soju!

One drink $4, two drink $7!

I'm the death incarnate!

Let's hear it!

Show me what you got! Good!

See the ratings? As soon as she came on!

14.8! Incredible!

This is it! What did I tell you?

Anything is achievable! If you put your mind to it!

Let's turn up the heat.

What?

We need drama.

We got all the ingredients.

Chief,

due to our show's characteristics and the contestants' unwillingness...

Shut it, you know works.

Look into her family, job, relatives,

deceased husband and you know.

Oh no!

Goddammit!

- I'm so sorry. - Not again!

I told you over and over to be careful!

I'm sorry...

You're as dumb as you're ugly.

Go away, back off!

Go away!

Okay... To his own wife...

Wait, the mackerel eyes are weird.

What?

The eyes are hazy.

Granny, that came in this morning, it's fresh.

Then why's it so hazy?

I just got 'em, it's as fresh as it can be.

So weird, it looks really old.

Buzz off if you're not buying!

What's wrong with it?

Oh my, did you sneak a peek?

What are you accusing me of?

You looked down my blouse!

Have you gone mad? Why'd I look down your shirt?!

- You like me? - Say what?

What a load of bulls***! Who likes who?

What a freaking day!

I don't believe it...

What a messed up hag!

People are watching!

Look, it's alive, it's so fresh!

Shoot...

Say it again!

You ratf***er, how dare you beat your wife!

Shall I run your tongue through glass shards?

I'll fry your fat toes in boiling diarrhea!

Hands down!

At attention!

I'm so embarrased!

Help, he's sexually molesting me!

Ma'am, why are you back?

To buy a croaker.

Aren't you... Hell Granny?

- Hell Granny? - I'm not.

- It's her. - Hell Granny.

From the contest.

No, no.

You got the wrong person.

It's Hell Granny.

So cool.

Hell Granny!

You bastard! I said I'm not her!

I'm not her. Shut your damn hole.

Got it?

Hell Granny!

It's her!

It's her, it's Hell Granny.

It smells great.

- It's hot. - Looks so good.

It's incredible!

The broth is amazing.

Honey, stop watching TV and let's eat.

What's in here?

Cow testicle.

I only used one, but there's so much.

Won-hui!

When mom goes to the ocean,

to harvest oysters,

the baby is all alone...

It's a lovely lullaby.

You must've sang it to your kids quite a bit.

- Did you? - Yeah.

What's your husband like? Does he have a temper?

Not at all.

His mother died early so he feels lonely at times,

but he's very gentle.

By the way, I think he likes it.

Your food.

I see...

Saerom Real Estate

Are you really that happy?

I'm so glad you won the auction!

No more living with your in-laws?

Right.

Enjoy your life now. Don't be so fixated on the house.

No need to take your shoes off.

I see.

There're 2 rooms, so one for the master bedroom,

and the other for your kid.

What was the boy's name?

How much is the 3-bedroom house?

I said don't be so fixated with the house.

Why? Got someone else to live with?

We're at the semi-finals!

Please take off,

the blindfolds now!

Today's battle scenario is a lovers' quarrel!

Jackal is the husband, and Hell Granny is the wife.

Let's observe.

Shoot, you're old.

Honey, are you tired? Shall I milk you?

Come on!

We got 'milking', already getting to sexual terms.

Civil Law 154-2, rape is possible between a married couple.

How dare you touch me!

What law?

You don't love me anymore?

You said I was so comfy and cozy.

I was your honey pumpkin.

Jackal's being babied.

Whoa, we got a stiffy!

Hell Granny is... rubbing his crotch!

Like it?

I wouldn't even poke you with an ugly stick.

What? That bastard...

Are you mad? Fondle my breast...

You... slut...

"Slut"?

I've always been faithful, you douche!

What a bastard...

Shall I give you a mud pack?

Mud pack is a Southern slang.

It means putting feces on someone's head.

Are you nuts? I'll smear poop on his face!

- Right, mud pack. - Holy cow!

What a load of bulls***!

Can you even call that cussing? Do you want to die, stupid?

I wish I could crack your head open.

I bet there's nothing inside.

I shouldn't call you stupid!

That'd be an insult to stupid people!

How could you use such ugly words to your wife?

Think you won't grow old?

Only your mouth is so full of energy.

Always eating, yapping, eating, yapping, eating, yapping.

Why can't your silk worm dick ever be that energetic?

We got 'silk worm'!

Aside from the size, it also means uncircumcized.

How was I ever satisfied with such a puny member?

It's this small!

Where's my Noble Peace Prize for living with it?

Granny, have you seen it?

I did, it's this small. It's like a pin!

She felt him, earlier!

I should cut your mouth off, soak it in the pot for a day,

then fry it in the boiling oil pot, and feed it to your dick,

only then I'll get some action.

Hey, commentator, did you get all that?

Got a donkey dick in your ear?

He has.

You hired the unlicensed and even the homeless?

And an ex-con too?

Wait...

Ex-con?

She's flagged.

This granny, she's from the cuss contest.

Chief! Didn't you battle her on that contest?

At attention!

You prick!

Right?

I didn't know she was an ex-con.

Freaking hag, I got you.

Ms. Yang! Ms. Yang!

Remember chief's demand of creating drama out of her history?

He's just throwing ideas.

Don't mind that, no one does.

No, it's not that.

As the testimonies from those who knew her flood in,

it's hard to believe they're the same person.

She had a ton of money, even a loan service...

She sold booze near the US base.

The prison was a revolving door for her.

But even in prison, she was impossible to contain.

How can an ex-con go on the TV?

She kicked my sashimi, and hit my head with a soju bottle.

She swore like a drunk sailor!

She's one of a kind, most definitely!

How could a human being cuss like that?

She is known to have 2 grown-up sons,

One a civil servant, and one an unemployed man,

she currently works as a housekeeper.

Hey!

Hey!

Are you kidding me?

Sir?

Your in-law asked me to void your promotion talk.

Promotion? What do you mean?

Don't sleep through your life! What's wrong with you?

There's a limit to your trickery!

I was so embarrassed before the minister!

I hear your mother is cursing on TV,

you must be good at it too.

Try it.

You must be pissed off at me, swear at me!

Go on, I'll take some note.

Do it!

I'm home.

Come sit down.

Are you drunk?

Ma'am! Ma'am!

Yes?

Madam?

Please sit down.

Ma'am...

Or,

shall I call you in-law?

What, is that a surprise?

Didn't you plan this?

Not only that,

3 convictions?

Fraud, obstruction of justice and assault?

Mother-in-law...

I'm embarrassed, I can't even go outside.

I really don't understand!

Your marriage is a sham!

- Do you hear me? - Mother-in-law...

Don't call me that, you take me for a fool?

Sorry to bring this up,

but what have you got to offer us?

Shutting your mouth was the only thing.

But you only kept quiet for this reason?

I've had it with you!

What?

Is he your servant? Quiet and obedient?

How dare you!

He's your son-in-law!

He should be treated with freaking respect!

Shoot, go buy some respect with your money!

What? "Shoot"?!

Mrs. Lee!

So barbaric...

Oh my...

I apologize for being so rude,

but we'e supposed to be in-laws!

In-laws?! Screw that!

I'll get them divorced, mark my words!

It's all over for you, I'm so fed up!

Mother-in-law.

The paperwork's done,

just sign it!

Mother-in-law!

Don't call me that!

It's shameful!

Mom...

You stay out of this!

Please, wait.

I lost my temper, and said some things.

He didn't do anything wrong.

If you want me to beg, I'll do that for you.

I'm begging you, divorce is not the answer!

He's not at fault!

They have a child together, don't create a broken home!

Get up.

You were cursing at me, is this a joke to you?

If you want, I'll move far away.

I'll disappear to a place where I can't be reached.

Please forgive me, if you want, I'll go kill myself.

Get up.

Mrs. Lee, get up!

It's all my fault.

Punish me instead.

Seung-hyun! Seung-hyun!

My tummy hurts, granny, it hurts.

It hurts? Let's go to the toilet.

Don't touch him!

- You should leave too. - Seung-hyun!

Get out! Now!

- Granny, don't go! - How dare you try to swindle us!

- Don't go! - Won-hui...

Granny, don't go!

Granny...

- She's an ex-con? - Yeah, fraud charge.

- Yeah? - Yup.

Granny!

Hell Granny!

"Donkey dick in your ear?" Right?

It's you!

I'm a huge fan, all my friends are too!

I'm serious!

I'm a big fan! Do your best!

Housekeeper? Babysitter?

At that bastard's house, no less!

You wanted it?

Fine.

Is he your only son?

Why is it always him? Have you wronged him?

Honey.

Despite having one mother,

that bastard said we're from two different seeds!

You can't speak about your brother like that.

My brother?

I bet you'll quit the contest for that bastard!

Are you nuts? Stop it!

- Where you going? - Let go.

- Where! - Let go!

Let this go!

You'll disappear again?! And abandon me?!

Again! And again!

Abandon me again!

Mother!

It's for those waiting for heart transplants.

I bet she had a few attacks.

Will she die if she doesn't take it?

If she's taking it, she should be admitted.

She musn't get upset.

What am I supposed to do?

Honey, it's constipation.

Push harder even if it hurts.

Won-hui's mom? It's me.

Ma'am...

I mean...

mother.

Have you heard from Seung-hyun?

He's not home?

He's unreachable.

He left for work and hasn't returned

his last message was asking me to take care of Won-hui.

What do I do? What'll happen to him?

Won-hui, please stop!

Cursing contest is immoral! Halt the broadcast!

- Halt! - Halt!

Check on the finalists.

Mother, mother! Have a snack!

What's that smell?

Mom, where are you?

Honey! She's showing signs of dementia again!

Do something!

You bastards!

You had fancy $40 meals without me today!

I'll brand your privates with a hot iron!

Since she's a shaman, she can look through people,

you feel out of breath just hearing her curse.

Hell Granny is a sheep in comparison.

Remember that gambling battle scenario?

You bitch!

You're better off trying to cheat a ghost!

You retard licker!

What are you trying to pull!

You'll be haunted by the gods of gambling!

They'll rip you to shreds!

They'll grab your lungs through your a**hole and suffocate you!

Maggots'll crawl through your veins, and eat their way through the skin!

The pain will last forever and you'll beg for death!

EMS were called 3 times.

So it really exists.

What?

A curse that kills.

Hell Granny! Hell Granny!

When will she arrive?

You can't do this.

So he never came to work?

Did something happen to my son?

Whether it did or not, you can't just walk in here.

Please leave.

Grab her legs and toss her out!

Let go! Find my son! I gotta find my son!

She's insane!

Wait!

I'm not leaving! Never!

Ma'am!

It's you!

Minister...

Ma'am...

It's been so long.

Kim Seung-hyun is...

my son.

I see.

Is he really unreachable?

Hello?

Why aren't you answering? Aren't you gonna sign the contract?

If you don't sign by tomorrow, it'll go to someone else!

God protect our country!

Producer, we got a problem!

The station is selecting a replacement show!

We have to shut it down.

Or we'll take the fall!

Dammit!

What do we do?

We're halting! There won't be a show today!

Final match is cancelled!

- It's Hell Granny! - She's here!

Madam!

Wait, wait, find someone for me.

You said you can help find people too.

Of course, please get changed first!

Okay, okay.

Don't halt the show! The finals is back on!

Get ready to go live!

- Come on! - It's over.

The suits upstairs decided to take our team out entirely.

- Please find him. - Find what?!

We could get fired because of you!

And we will.

- Let's do this! - Ms. Yang!

Stop bitching!

Let's go! Ms. Yang!

Shut the hell up!

Ms. Yang!

Mega Shocking Battle! The Taste of Cuss, live!

Thank you all for waiting!

Who will become the ultimate winner?

Only one contestant will walk away with...

$300,000!

The ultimate winner will be decided tonight,

right here!

Here are the finalists!

In the blue corner!

The profanity that pierces through your soul!

Shaman Granny!

Stay away!

In the red corner!

Shrouded by dark past and hardships!

Hell Granny!

That's her, right? The granny at the shop.

Remember what she said?

That I like her!

Who do you think you are?!

You're taking the heat!

If this goes bad, you'll be suspended!

Chairman Lee is here.

What's the battle scenario?

It's monk VS. pastor, sir.

No, no, no.

How about...

we go with this?

Let's begin the match!

Mr. Suh will help commentate the match.

- Good evening. - Evening.

What is the battle scenario today?

- Today's... - One moment.

The chairman of this station has chosen the final scenario.

It's mother and son.

- Mother and son? - That's right.

It's a relationship in which love is never enough,

but how will they use it to leverage this match?

This is the Taste of Cuss, as voted by our viewers,

let's get the show on the road!

It's starting.

Oh dear...

After sending your husband to hell, you're still alive?

Shaman Granny chose the son role first.

I see.

She's using soul-crushing words.

You're the dark cloud that blocks my future.

What, you want to kill me too?

Don't ever show up before me!

Go away at once!

You left me and went around half the globe,

your greed for money has eaten away your soul.

Just die already, put yourself out of misery.

You think you're not at fault?

That's where you're wrong!

You came into this world alone, and you'll die alone!

You're destined to be alone! Even in the afterlife!

Hell Granny looks flustered.

She must have a comeback.

This is not the Hell Granny we've seen before.

The viewers weren't expecting this at all.

Having fun?

Is it?

I bet it is.

That old hag! You don't belong there!

You're just an ex-con! Get off the stage!

Get down here!

An audience member threw an egg!

Goddammit!

This is a live broadcast, so I'm shocked as well.

Let go of me! Let go!

Bitch.

The biggest bitch in the world.

I'm a bitch.

You're right.

The biggest bitch...

I left my son in an orphanage.

My 2 sons have different last names.

As a mother, I went to jail 3 times.

I'm uneducated,

the only things I'm good at are whining and swearing.

I know nothing, of course you're embarrased,

and ashamed.

Even with thick skin, I can't claim to be their mother.

My only wish was to watch you grow up,

but it's become a selfish wish.

How could a mother never sing a lullaby to her child?

A beetle carries its babies on its back all day.

I'm no better than a beetle.

I'm a criminal.

But the thing is,

I'm still your mother!

Even if you're ashamed, nothing can change that!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry that I'm such a terrible mother!

I didn't want to live like this!

I never got to sing you a lullaby.

When mom goes to the ocean,

to harvest oysters...

Mom, when you die, can I die too?

Why?

I'll miss you, I can't live without you.

Watching the house...

No shoes in my house...

Mom...

Mom...

Do you want to die because there's no hope?

Why? For what?

Because of me?

Is there no excuse to die yet?

It pains me, but what can you do?

They tell me to shut my mouth and live quietly.

Should I listen to that?

Baby.

What have we got?

Connections? Money?

This mouth is all we've got.

Why should we shut it?

We must open wider.

You motherf***ers!

Say it out loud! It's all you've got!

Why must you shut it?

Do it!

You motherf***er! Say it out loud!

Don't hold back!

Seung-hyun.

Seung-hyun!

Seung-hyun!

Baby!

Mom!

No shoes!

In my house!

Am I your servant? Get it on your own!

I'm Soon-ok! I'm not your bitch!

Dammit!

Soon-ok!

I'm sorry!

Jang Soon-ho, you a**hole!

Mr. Kim, you bastard!

Motherf***er!

Hey!

Ms. Yang!

I love you!

I really do.

Why give a damn about my short skirt!

Korean colleges are screwed!

The tuition is freaking expensive!

Contract job isn't slavery!

I got my rights too! Stop changing policies, bastards!

Shaman Granny looks lost. Time is running out.

She's not responding at all.

4,

3,

2,

1!

Hell Granny wins!

Mega Shocking Battle, the Taste of Cuss!

Mom! You okay?

They found Seung-hyun!

He's okay!

Mom, I'm sorry.

Mom!

Out of the way!

How is she?

We need to monitor her for a few days.

Mrs. Lee Jeong-soon.

Mrs. Lee Jeong-soon!

I'm sorry.

Granny.

I learned ABC.

Stop pretending to sleep.

Holy cow, idiot.

That's enough, she has to rest now.

Mom.

- Mother? - Granny!

Mom?

Mom!

Ma'am, how're you feeling?

Mi-hee!

What are you doing here?!

It's chairwoman Lee!

Chairwoman!

- Chairwoman! - Madam!

Madam!

I said I'd kill you two if you showed up.

But since you're here, pay me back.

I'll give it to my children.

Thats's why we brought $5m.

$5m?

There's more, it's just the interest.

It's Minister Park!

Minister!

Madam!

Shouldn't you be working?

Remember your youth, and work hard, you bastard!

Oh my!

My apologies, I didn't know you two were close...

You told me to get the hell out!

Why the hell are these people showing up?

Have you got nothing else to do?

Granny.

Hey sweetie.

I'll get well in America.

I don't want to, but they insist.

Thank you!

No more cussing, use pretty words!

Life's too short.

Eat all you want, and poop all you want!

Let's go!