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- Previously on "Good Girls"...

- You can stay at St. Anne's.

- How? - Well--

- Yo, you're out of Q-tips.

- That's my toothbrush. - Roomie.

- You ever heard of The System?

- That's like a pyramid thing, right?

- A multilevel opportunity.

- Does feel like this time we got a real chance.

- Or you haven't told him our good news?

- I don't think he'll take it that way.

I want to know what's going on.

- D.C. pulled the plug. - Why?

- Clearly he's got someone on the inside.

- I wore you out already?

- No, cousin. - Yo.

- Dean's gonna go to jail. - They can't do that.

- Can't they? - We have to get to Nevada.

- Who's gonna foot those moving costs?

- You still have those bags?

- I guess we could move a few of these.

- We need help. - No.

- She helped you. - No!

You use whoever you can to get whatever you want.

- I got you your money.

- You got my wife shot.

["Marley Purt Drive" by Bee Gees playing]

♪

- ♪ Sunday morning, woke up yawning, ♪

♪ Filled the pool for a swim

♪ Pulled down the head and looked in the glass ♪

♪ Just to see if I was in

- What time is it?

- Time to sleep in.

- Are the kids up?

- I got it.

- You da best.

- ♪ That's how they are, so I grabbed out the car ♪

♪ Convertible fifty-nine

♪ Headed to the freeway

♪ Tried to find the Pasadena sign ♪

- [shouting] Breakfast time!

Dut-dut-dut-dut-dut- dut-dut-dut-dut-duh!

[both screaming] Wake up, maggots!

[laughs] - Ah!

- ♪ 20 more kids were stood inside ♪

♪ And that made 35

- I'm up! - Okay, man.

If you're not up in five,

I'm coming back with the fire extinguisher again.

- Sunday morning, woke up yawning ♪

♪ Filled the pool for a swim

♪ Pulled down the glass and looked in the mirror ♪

♪ Just to see if I was in

♪ Went up the stairs and kissed my woman ♪

♪ To make her come alive

♪ 'Cause with an orphanage full of thirty-five kids ♪

♪ I gotta go for a--

- And music camp was so great to have,

and learning to play the guitar and song-writing...

- Oh. Hey.

Look at what I got. Mint.

I got Maple Creme. I got Birthday Cake.

And I got Double Stuf.

Trade amongst yourselves, mix and match,

but do not tell your mother.

Wait, wait. Where is she, by the way?

- Work.

- We're--we're supposed to load up the minivan, right?

- I don't know.

- When is she coming home?

- I don't know.

- But she said no snacks.

- Ink, chemicals, paper.

- The hologram's polymer. - One-stop shop.

Everything you need.

- And why you making it so easy?

- 'Cause you bitches made it so messy.

- And what happens when I gotta wash it?

- Don't worry about it.

- Where am I supposed to do it?

Duty-free?

Tim Horton's downtown? They take Canadian?

- You don't have to.

- What about my cut?

- What about it?

- Does it come in loonies?

- Elizabeth.

[exhales] All you have to do

is print and drop.

Your husband's here.

- Just need to... [inhales]

trade cars.

- Now?

- Thought we would hit the road early for, you know.

- Oh. Kenny's game, yeah.

- [clicks tongue]

You're not supposed to be here.

- Yeah. Neither are you.

- [laughs] No, man, I mean,

it's not gonna be good for anybody when the cops come.

- I'm within range. It's low battery.

[keys jingling]

[electronic beep]

- Please, just go.

[beep beep]

- How you feel about baby blue?

- Eh. - Okay.

How about...ostrich?

- Better.

- Okay, okay.

What if...

We combine the two?

- That the new one? - Yep.

She said we could swap whatever we want.

- Awesome.

- Yeah. Lowers our cost like 8%.

- Good for you.

- This is good for sales.

Next party is gonna be pure profit, baby.

- Oh, I'm not going.

- Hey, what, now?

- I can't.

- I didn't even tell you when it is.

- Doesn't matter.

- Wait, baby, you're the one

that wanted to keep this train running.

- Not if you two are gonna keep clapping at each other.

- Oh, my God. Ruby.

No one is clapping at anyone.

- No, it's worse.

Last party, you didn't even speak to her.

- What? I got nothing to say.

- I had to be the damn go-between for my husband

and my best friend. - Then don't be.

- You don't have to love her.

- I don't. - Don't even have to like her.

- Oh, I don't. - Just take the high road.

- What for?

- Me.

- You say all this to her?

She could take the high road.

- Our first family meeting.

[loud crunching]

- Just meeting.

- One sec.

[whirring]

- Okay, first up, let's go over the bathroom rules.

- I know, I know. Off-limits.

- No. We're cool if you use it.

- But I got the bucket.

- Yeah, we'd, uh...

we'd actually like you to get rid of that.

- Mm.

- Number two, do not wash your underwear in the kitchen sink.

- Mm, let me guess. Bathroom.

- Washer. It's in the basement.

- And it's free.

- Whaaaat?

[laughs/coughs]

Okay. Um...

Where do you guys stand on parties?

- Anti. We're also anti-your music

and the shopping cart that's parked in the hallway

with all of the cans in it.

- My bank account? - Gotta go.

Which, I believe, brings us to the timeline.

How long are we talking here?

- For what?

- For the length of stay.

- I don't understand the question.

- When will you be leaving?

- Well, when's graduation?

- Uh...

Is his name Chris or Kevin?

- It is way too late to ask.

- [exhales]

[soft dramatic music]

♪

- Car is packed.

They hit the ice at 7:00.

- Okay.

- Next year, he'll be bantamweight,

so you won't have to get up at the crack of dawn.

- Dean.

- I mean, I really wish I could take him.

- No one knew this would happen.

- Could you FaceTime me when he plays?

- Not me. Not the Secret Service.

- Don't.

- I'm trying to explain what you saw.

- I didn't see anything.

- All right.

- Just FaceTime me, please.

- Yeah.

[electric clicking, whirring]

- How are you doing, dear?

- Good.

I'll have them to you in an hour.

- [sighs] What happened with the Klein bat mitzvah?

- Oh, the one with the pop-up Torahs?

- They were a week late. - Yeah, but she loved them.

- She didn't really have a choice, did she?

- Is everything okay?

- We need to talk about Megan.

- Oh, God. That wasn't on her.

- I'm gonna make some changes. - No, no, no.

I was just going through some personal stuff.

That was totally my fault.

- She's getting promoted.

- Oh. To what?

- Shift manager.

- Isn't that my job?

- You're a wonderful mother. Spend more time at home.

They grow up so fast.

- My husband's out of work. I really need this job.

- I need someone I can rely on.

- Megan's in 11th grade. - [laughs]

Sweetie, it's just a job.

- Oh, Dorothy.

It is so much more than that.

- [sighs]

I'm gonna need you to clean out your craft cubby.

.

- I still don't get it.

- What's there to get?

- Well, how are they supposed to know who they want to marry

if they can't see each other?

- That's literally the point. - But they're blind.

- For four episodes, she thought this show was

about blind people dating?

- It's not? - Thank you.

- What is wrong with y'all?

- We have bigger issues right now than Amber and Barnett.

- Yeah. Jessica won't hump Mark.

- You know, I don't see why.

- She can't see anything. Excuse me.

- We don't have anywhere to print, guys.

- Can't we just sneak in? - Yeah.

Middle of the night, do one big run.

- Because it's never one.

He always wants more. - So we'll go back.

- And she'll change the alarm.

- Why don't we just steal the whole thing?

- Hey. Now you're talking.

- Okay, and then what do we do with a two-ton printing press?

- Well, we put it in your garage.

- So Mrs. Karpinski

can just drop in and borrow the leaf blower?

- [scoffs] What's she gonna do, call a Mountie?

- Or my kids walk in, and Mom's printing cash.

- Yeah, I can see that that could be a problem.

- I got a place.

- Let's just get another storage unit, you know?

- Electricity, drainage, ventilation.

- Calm down. - Guys.

- Not to mention space. Privacy.

- It's called a brainstorming sesh.

- I know where we can do it.

- Where?

- Strip club. It's still shut down.

- Can Stan get us in?

What do we have to do to convince him?

- Not "we."

[TV continues in background]

- What?

- We have a Philly cheesesteak special.

That'll come on an onion roll.

Choice of side. Fries or coleslaw.

- I think we need a couple minutes.

- I'll set you up with some waters.

[soft music in background, low chatter]

- Want to share something? - The answer's no.

- Or just get your own.

- I'm not putting my neck out on the line for you.

- It's not just for me.

- I don't want my wife in anything else you got going.

- Well, it's a little late for that.

- Ready to order?

- She's on her own. - Couple more minutes.

This guy doesn't care about what you want.

- Find someplace else, okay? - There is nowhere else.

- Beth.

The less you and I gotta deal with each other, the better.

- You think he's just gonna let us off the hook,

'cause you're pissed at me?

- I think you gotta worry about your family,

and I gotta worry about mine.

- I'm sorry.

Is that what you want to hear?

- What for?

What you sorry for?

- I am sorry...

That you feel that I have...

Somehow put your family in a...

not-ideal situation.

- Okay. All right.

Let me--let me try this one on.

So, you're sorry that I feel you should be sorry?

- What else do you want? - I want you to mean it.

- Okay.

I am sorry.

- Better.

- I'm sorry that what I got your wife into makes her happy.

- Oh, that's how you gonna play this?

- Not to mention, pays your bills.

- You know what I want?

- Please.

- I want you out of her life.

- Okay.

- Okay?

- You get us in that club, and she'll never see me again.

- Maid of honor.

- Oh, I know.

- You just gonna give all that up?

- Dean's facing 20 to 30.

Can't stick around for a trial.

- What looks good, folks?

- We'll share the chili fries.

- And Sea Kelp Moisturizer is up 50%.

- All right! - Nice.

- All right, now, guys, we got to push

the Spot Fading Serums though, all right?

- Maybe they'd sell if they didn't smell like ass.

[both chuckling]

- Active ingredients.

Smell means what?

It's working.

- Right. It's a joke.

- I like jokes.

You know what else is a joke?

Your numbers.

- It's just one month. - Till it's two.

Then three. Then four.

Then you're flat on your face.

- I'm on it.

- What happens if he isn't on it, fellas?

all: We pick him up!

- What's holding you back?

- Uh...thing with Jules' mom again.

- How long she want to stay this time?

- She bought a one-way ticket.

- Ugh. - Boy.

- What's he gotta do, fellas? all: Stand up!

- Evolution has given us the ability to stand up.

We stand up for our families.

Stand up for our community.

Stand up when we pee.

- [whispering] It's not that easy.

- Then let's do it together.

- Yeah. - Attaboy, Cory!

[applause]

- Now you go home

and you stand up to Jules. - Yeah.

- Strong sales. all: Strong hearts.

- There we go.

Dean.

You put up some solid numbers this week.

- Thanks.

- Let's keep it that way.

What's going on with you?

- I'm fine. - You don't get slapped

with an ankle bracelet by being fine.

- Look, I love selling the products.

They're great. It's just...

you know, all this, it's just not really my thing.

- All right. Let's wrap it up, fellas.

Strong sales. all: Strong hearts.

- Hey, Dean?

No pressure. - Cool.

- Do you really want to make it here?

- I mean, yeah.

- You're gonna need all the help you can get.

[indistinct talking on TV]

- Hi.

Excuse me.

Any idea where, uh, your friend is?

- Who, Kevin?

- Kevin. Thank you.

- Oh, hey. You're all out of shampoo.

- That was a brand-new bottle.

- Yeah, you know, we were all pretty gnarly.

- Can I speak with you outside for a moment?

- Yeah.

- I thought I said no parties. - I know.

- Well, then, what the hell is that?

- It's laundry club.

- That is not a thing.

- Well, not for the homed.

- Okay, you know what? This is not gonna work.

- It's only once a month. - No, no.

This, this. You here, with us.

- Well, I have no place else to go.

- Can't you bunk with that old man?

- Oh, no. Murphy's super private.

- it's just--it's too weird.

- Just give it a chance. - It's too weird for my son.

- Well, I'm his guardian.

- On paper.

- [sighs]

Yeah. Fine.

I'll, uh...

Yeah, I'll go get my stuff.

- Thank you.

- And, yeah, I'll let the school know.

- Whoa, whoa.

Let the school know what?

- I'm no longer your domestic partner.

- You can't do that. - Well, I can't lie.

- I mean, you can.

- But I'm not gonna.

- It's for my kid. - Sorry.

It's just too weird.

- That woman could only own a paper store.

- Mm, I don't know.

- Name literally anything else.

- Christmas tree farm. - Same diff.

- Or like a jam store in Vermont.

- I mean something that wouldn't be

in a Lifetime movie.

- Okay, then I don't know. - Mm.

- [exhales]

Okay. Let's go.

- Kind of have a weird thing going on with the neighbors.

- Yeah. - So, the quicker, the better.

- And quieter.

- We'd do it during business hours,

but the new model arrives in the morning, you know, so.

- And we really gotta hit the ground running, right?

- 'Cause Mother's Day, graduation,

I mean, they're all right around the corner.

- Oh, Father's Day. - Can't leave out the dads.

- Gonna stop you right there.

- We have cash. - We're not doing this.

- A lot of cash.

- It's not the money.

- Okay, you know what?

I'm just gonna be real with you.

We are straight-up stealing this thing.

You don't need to know the why, but just know

that our life kind of depends on it.

And you can waste time with morality, that's fine.

But just know that you are looking at

three mostly good moms who really need your help.

- We don't have a problem with any of that.

Thing just won't fit.

It's too big. It won't go through the door.

But if you got anything smaller you want to steal,

we cool with that.

.

- How'd it get in here? - Maybe they built

the building around it.

- This ancient machine from Germany was just sitting here.

- Maybe.

- In a field.

- Maybe. - Until Dorothy

stumbles upon it and decides--

card shop.

- Maybe.

- Someone must have put it together piece by piece.

- Well, can't we find that guy?

- How?

- Well, who services it?

- Repair guy. - Okay.

So, we find that guy, and--

- Who knows Dorothy.

- Then can we just get somebody who's, like, handy?

- At this hour? - There are apps.

- What, TaskRabbit?

- There are others.

- What's it like inside there? - Guys.

- The Earth still round? Is the sky even blue?

- Dean.

- You think he could do it?

- He took apart our dishwasher last week.

- I guess this is kind of like an appliance.

- Would he?

- So, how do we convince him?

- Not "we."

Honey, wake up. Come on.

- What's going on? - Come on, I need your help.

- Now? - Yeah, it can't wait.

I'm sorry.

- Is it the kids? - No.

- Is it my mom?

- No. I need your toolbox.

- Oh, it's the toilet again. - No.

- Well, what is it?

- Dean.

- No.

- Listen.

- No.

- This is the only way we're gonna turn this around.

- How does helping him help me?

- Because if I keep him in business,

he won't notice what I'm doing on the side.

- What are you doing on the side now?

- I am saving up.

- For my lawyer? - To run.

- Where? - I don't care,

as long as they can't find us.

- I'd rather have a lawyer. - You would need

the entire bar association to save you now.

- I'll get my tools.

- ♪ I never thought I'd cut a record by myself ♪

♪ But I got something I wanna say ♪

♪ Why can't I

♪ Be like any guy?

♪ Why do they try to make me run? ♪

♪ Son of a gun, and now

♪ What do they care

♪ About the clothes I wear?

♪ Why get their kicks from making fun? ♪

♪ Yeah, so I don't care

♪

♪ They laugh at me

♪

♪ If that's the fare

♪

♪ I have to pay

♪ To be free, then, baby

♪ It's gotta start someplace

♪ It's gotta start sometime

♪ I'll make that other cheek mine ♪

♪ And maybe the next guy

♪ He can walk by and say hi

♪ And say hi

♪ Instead of why

♪ Instead of why

♪ Instead of...

- What?

- Um...

could you guys give us a minute?

- But my pulp's gonna dry.

- Let's check out the pole.

- How's it going?

- Almost there.

- Thank you.

- I never realized what went into all of this.

- Yeah.

I mean, it took a second for us to find our groove.

- It's impressive.

- Yeah?

- And...terrifying.

- Why?

- When we get to where we're going,

how do I know he won't be there?

- I'm not gonna forward our mail.

- Like, how--how do I know he's not gonna be in your head?

- Because...

he never belonged there in the first place.

- And what about all of this?

- What about it?

- What's gonna replace it?

- You. And the kids.

Where are you going?

- We've never made you smile like all this just did.

- You have to finish.

- Why? - Because I told you,

this is what gets us out.

- No, that's what gets you off.

This whole time, I thought he was the problem.

He's just the excuse.

.

- What does it look like? - Even if we find it,

how are we gonna put it together?

- We can figure out five pieces.

It's not like it's 50. - Okay, does it look like this?

- Kind of. - Okay, or more like this?

- Kind of. - Just get both.

- Uh...

mm. It's in Germany.

- You gotta talk to him.

- What's there to say anymore?

- What'd you say to Stan?

- I just told him what he wanted to hear.

- Then do the same.

- Mm.

Really, really sucks to be you this week.

Hey, hey, hey.

What are you doing? - Yo, this is super fly.

- That is not yours. - Like, the Tesla

of lacrosse sticks. - Give it back.

- Oh, oh, oh!

Score! - Stop.

Okay, that is enough.

That's enough, that's enough.

I can't take it anymore, okay?

I'm relocating you.

- Huh? - Yeah.

I'm gonna lease you a house.

- For real? - Yep.

On wheels.

See?

It's got a shower and a fold-out bed,

and it gets 14 miles to the gallon,

and there's a stove.

- How can you afford that? - I can't.

But I also can't afford to have my son

be kicked out of his school.

- Oh. You want me out that bad.

- I never wanted you in.

- [clears throat]

Well, uh...

Yeah, if we're being honest--

- Please.

- I kind of just assumed he was a little dick.

- My son?

- You know, he goes to some fancy-ass school.

He has a bathroom.

But now that I've hung with him,

he's, like, a regular dude.

- Thanks, I think.

- Yeah, that school could probably use

someone dope like him.

- That's why I gotta do whatever it takes.

- You know what, just, uh...

yeah, you can forget about the home on wheels.

- What are you gonna want instead?

- Oh, just keep him in lacrosse.

You know, don't let him become some theater kid.

- Where are you gonna live?

- With Murphy.

- I thought he was too private.

- I snagged him a refrigerator box

from Best Boy, so he owes me.

- Gotcha.

- Uh...

Can I put on Maddow while I pack?

- Sure.

- It's real, people--

the stain-fighting power of OxiClean.

- It's how I did the towels.

- Looks like the stain is coming out.

When the OxiClean started to--

- Corporate has given us an extra

3% margin on all of these.

- Mm, cha-ching. - Yep.

So let's get them out there as fast as possible, huh?

- Rosehips!

- Pair it with the Restorative Night Cream.

Great add-on. - Yeah, but do we

use it before or after the Face Wash?

- I don't know, Cory. You're gonna wash off

$90 face cream right after you put it on?

- I robbed a greeting card store.

- What's that, Dean?

- I stole a printing press.

- Is that how you got the bracelet?

- That's...

because my wife was laundering a gang's money

through my business.

- Yeah, but what'd you need the press for?

- She uses it to make counterfeit.

- What happened to her?

- Not a damn thing.

- And you're the one in the bracelet.

- I owed her.

- That's a big-time debt.

- I messed up big time.

- Girl at work?

- More than just one of them.

- Still going on? - God, no, it was forever ago.

- What's manslaughter get you, Z?

- Good behavior?

A few years, tops.

- I didn't murder anyone. - Exactly.

You just put your penis in some strange.

- Human nature, bro. - People make mistakes.

- She doesn't feel that way.

- Then you gotta let it go.

- I don't know that I can.

- Johnny, give me the key.

- Whoo! All right. [applause, chatter]

- Come on. Come with me.

Gotta get up, buddy. Come on, buddy.

Come on.

Right over here. Right here.

Stay right here.

[keys clattering]

- Come on, Dean.

Don't let her keep you behind those bars.

- Come on, buddy.

- There you go. Come on.

That's right.

[keys jingling]

- It's okay, it's okay.

- Whoo! - Yeah!

- You're free.

[whispers] Free.

.

- Dad! - I'm in here, bud.

- I got one goal and one assist.

- What? Nice!

That's amazing.

- Come on, go get in the bath.

Tried to FaceTime you.

- Eh, I was busy.

- I can't promise you that I won't get bored.

Or...

think it might be fun to hit a grocery store again.

But at least we'll have a shot.

'Cause if we stay here, nothing's gonna change.

- You can print.

I finished it.

- Why?

- I just let it go.

[soft dramatic music]

♪

D-Man! Give me the recap.

♪

- [laughs] - Braid emergency.

- So you're just gonna take my job?

- You weren't home. - I got 'em.

- Work emergency trumps braid emergency.

All right, let me see.

- It's not bad, right? - Eh,

I don't think Alicia Keys will be calling you, but...

- Snoop might, though. - Oh, so now you do LOCS?

- Oh, well, you want to give it a go?

- I'm all good.

- [laughs]

[sighs]

How'd it go?

- A couple of speed bumps, but pulled it off.

- Okay. How long is it gonna take?

- Till we find somewhere else, I guess.

- All right, now, the city's gonna put that place

up for auction soon.

- What's soon? - I don't know.

You'll know when the sticker's on the door.

- [sighs]

Thanks for making that work.

- Pssh. I just gave you a key.

- I meant with her.

- Hmm.

Well, she's your girl.

- What'd she say to you?

- Everything I wanted to hear. - [laughs]

- What? What's funny?

- She said the exact same thing to me.

- Hmm.

[door clicks]

- [softly] Hey. Where is he?

- He's in the shower. - Oh, good.

Got us all-new peanut butter,

mayo, mustard, and soy sauce.

- Where is he gonna go?

- To a lovely DIY duplex.

- I used his move today.

- What do you mean?

- Rusty gate. - Eww.

- It's this really tough check, 'cause if you do it wrong,

you get a penalty.

- Wait, hang on. He taught you a lacrosse move?

- He was All-American.

- What?

- Played for Maryland.

- Hey, I just need five more minutes, and I'm out.

Oh, and hey, if you ever want to work on more defense stuff,

just come by the dumpster behind the Kroger.

- You still coming to the game? - Dude, I wouldn't miss it.

Unless I can't find someone to watch my cart.

Check. Ooh!

Benjamin, nice reflexes.

[aluminum cans rustling]

All right.

- So, he's back in?

- What do you want from me? I caved.

- What about that bucket?

- He held strong.

- Dude. - Yeah.

- What's up, ladies?

- Just business.

[mellow pop in background]

♪

- You know, you still got it.

- It wasn't easy.

- That maple leaf is like four different colors.

- Cool.

- When do you want the rest of it?

- I don't.

- Why?

- My guys can't clean the Queen here.

- You said all we had to do was print it.

- Yeah. And then drop it.

- I assumed that you meant in our country.

- Jesus, not again.

- Why can't it ever be Mexico?

- When?

- When I'm ready.

- Avoided it for so long. - Don't.

- But I think we all knew this day would come.

- It's like you want it to happen.

- I'm just saying.

Stay in the game long enough,

something's bound to wind up in your ass.

♪