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(WATER BUBBLING)

One, two, three, four

Who's that knockin' at my door?

Five, six, seven, eight

Hurry up and don't be late

Nine, ten, 11, 12

Got a secret I can't tell

Flap your fins, flip your tail

School's out, ring the bell!

La, la, la, la

La, la, la, la

La, la, la, la

La, la, la, la

One, two, three, four

Who's that knockin' at my door?

Five, six, seven, eight

Hurry up and don't be late

Nine, ten, 11, 12

Got a secret I can't tell

Flap your fins, flip your tail

School's out, ring the bell!

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Mm-hmm.

-(TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING) -(ULULATING)

WOMAN ON RADIO: Fish Radio 101!

MAN ON RADIO: Welcome back to JJ Drizzy bringing you the hits.

Where I keep the party pumping all night long!

My heart's beating too fast! Beating too fast! (SCREAMING)

I'll have what he's having. Ha!

MAN ON RADIO: And here's the new hit that we all can't get out of our heads.

It's Chicki Fromage with "Puppy Love."

(SHRIEKS) It's that new song that we love!

You are a boy

And I, I'm a girl

I'm... (CHUCKLES) I'm over here

And you, you're over there

Well, you're good-looking

And I'm good-looking

So let's get together

And sing this Puppy Love song

Puppies, puppies, puppies

Puppies, puppies, puppies

Puppies, puppies, puppies, puppies,

Puppies, puppies, puppies, puppies

Puppies, puppies, puppies!

Puppies!

(CHUCKLES) Gosh, Oscar! That was, like, our song!

W... wha... Our song?

MAN ON RADIO: And if that was your song,

Chicki Fromage is coming to the Hamsterwood Bowl tomorrow night!

If you're staring at somebody in the face, ask them out right now!

I'm not spying on you.

Hey, Bea, I... I was just wondering if... do... do you wanna maybe

go... go to the Chicki Fromage concert with me?

Yeah, okay. Of course. Let's go! It'll be fun.

Of course. Let's go! It'll be fun. This is our song!

I have always loved you, Oscar! Welcome to your dream world!

-(NEIGHS) -Wee!

Will you make me the happiest girl in the world, Oscar?

-I do. (GROANS) -(SLURPS)

-Our first kiss! -It's like I always dreamt of.

All right, Oscar, you've got two great seats to the show

and a night alone with the girl you share a song with.

W... what could go wrong?

(BELL RINGS)

ALL: Hey, Oscar!

Hiya! W... what are all these people doing here?

I invited everybody along! I sure hope you don't mind.

ALL: (CHANTING) Chicki! Chicki! Chicki!

Oh, Oscar, I'm super excited for tonight!

(GASPS) And I can't wait for our song. It's gonna be great!

Chicki! Chicki! Chicki!

Hey, there, buddy!

We've got all of our friends here going to a show!

-It don't get better! -(SHUSHES)

Bleh!

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Get ready for the night of your lives, everybody!

-Yeah! -Yeah!

Aren't you going with them, Milo?

Nope. I've got bigger issues to attend to.

Somewhere in that stadium is an empty Chicki Fromage,

because she's missing one thing in her life. What is that?

-A night alone. -No, it's me! And my rap demo!

(LAUGHS) Soon as this baby hits her ear drums,

she'll give me a record contract in gold.

I hope you two have a beautiful night.

Yeah, a beautiful night sitting with everyone else.

OSCAR'S BRAIN: Hello, there, my good fellow.

Up here, Oscar! This is your brain speaking.

I'm here to guide you to a wonderful time tonight.

Everything will work out fine if you just do as I say.

But the date's ruined. There's no way we can be alone.

We've got to let that go and make the best of what we've got.

And what we've got is good looks and charm!

-No, we don't. -(SHOUTS) Good looks and charm!

Now say, "It's great that everyone came along tonight."

But I hate that everybody came along tonight.

-Just do it! -Okay, okay!

-Are you okay, Oscar? -Yeah, yeah.

So, it's great that all our friends came along tonight.

Yeah! It's just too bad that they're sitting so far away from us.

-Say what? -They could only get tickets

in the nosebleed section. They're all the way up there.

I have no idea who I'm waving at!

Oh, well, let's go find our seats! We don't wanna miss our song now.

Eh? Eh?

Yeah, sure. Maybe tonight will be all right after all.

Let's go, baseball!

Whoo! Now everybody! Everybody! Let's do the wave!

The team needs us! Whoosh! Come on, guys. Whoosh!

-Esmargot, um, this is a concert. -This isn't spring training?

I've made a fool of myself today.

Let's go, concert!

-(AUDIENCE CHEERING) -Come on, guys.

Hey, guys, the show is starting!

-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) -(MUSIC PLAYING)

I'm Chicki Fromage! Now worship your idol!

ALL: (CHANTING) Chicki! Chicki!

For Chicki's first song, "Butter Baby Boy,"

please dance rhythmically.

You're my Butter Baby Boy Butter Baby Boy

You're my Butter Baby Boy Butter Baby Baby

Butter Baby Boy, Butter Baby Boy

You're my Butter Baby Boy Butter Baby Baby

-Butter Baby Boy... -Oscar,

these seats are incredible! Thank you, like, so much.

Well, a special seat for a special lady. I mean, we do share a song together.

That is so sweet, Oscar. (COUGHS) Excuse me.

The lady seems parched. Ask her if she would like a refreshment.

-(AUDIENCE CHEERING) -Lady, would you like a refreshment?

Well, I'd love a soda.

You're being such a gentleman, Oscar.

Okay, now say, "Thanks! You're the cat's meow!"

-What? -Do it!

Thanks! You're the cat's meow.

-(AUDIENCE CHEERING) -Now is the time

when you watch me dance! Watch!

Ms. Fromage, you don't know me, but my name is Milo

and I got a rap demo you have to gotta hear.

(GRUNTS) Okay, okay. Here's another copy.

(GRUNTS) Okay, be sure to share with your friends.

Ah! Oh, no!

(SLURPS)

-CHICKI: You're my Butter Baby Boy -'Sup?

Wow, Oscar. Nice to see you, too.

Yeah, Oscar, nice to see you, too. (CRIES)

Hey, Shellsea, what are you doing all the way down here in my seat?

It was getting stupid up there. Everything looked like ants.

Plus, I'm sharing the moment with my girl.

-Ooh! Ooh! -Ooh! Ooh!

Do you think that there's any way Shellsea can sit here for a little bit?

Well, mm-hmm, you have got to let the ladies sit there.

-It's the gentlemanly thing to do. -But the night's ruined

if Bea and I don't hear our song together.

It's just a weensie bit of time. It's your night!

-Nothing can go wrong. -Okay.

-Yeah! That's fine with me! -Awesome!

-(AUDIENCE CHEERING) -I'm the luckiest girl in the world!

There's an open seat where everybody else is at.

-Thank you so much, Oscar! -Sha! Thanks a bunch, Oscar!

-(AUDIENCE CHEERING) -Whoo! Whoo!

-Let's see some spirit here! -It's great to have you up with us

-in the nosebleed section, Oscar. -Yeah!

(GASPS) It looks like I'm having another nosebleed.

-Me too! -Well, I can't stay long.

I gotta meet up with Bea when our song comes on.

I'm sorry to break this to you, Oscar,

but Shellsea is never gonna leave that seat.

She kept complaining about how everything looked like ants from this altitude.

(WHISPERS) She really hates ants.

-(AUDIENCE CHEERING) -I really hate ants.

OSCAR: Oh, Gosh! How am I gonna get my seat back?

Pineapple juice! Get your fresh-squeezed pineapple juice here!

Great for throwing on people to make 'em take their shirts off here.

Hey, a pineapple juice sounds really refreshing. I'll take one.

(GRUNTS)

Oh, no! Guess there's only one way to solve this problem.

(HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh! I wonder what that beautiful light is, Shellsea.

-Shellsea? -It's a stinkin' miracle.

Oh, man, it worked! To the seat!

Oh, man! Oh, man! Gotta get back to Bea. Gotta get back to Bea.

-(GASPS) Where's Bea? -The little lady stepped out.

-(AUDIENCE CHEERING) -She told me to give you a message.

But I'm not going to because you spat soda on me.

(SCREAMS)

This will be Chicki's last song of the night.

If you are planning to make a move on a lady or a man,

I suggest you do it now!

Oh, come on. Where's Bea?

The song will be an acoustic rendition of my smash hit, "Puppy Love".

-(AUDIENCE CHEERING) -(BEA YELPING)

Help me!

Bea's in that hamster ball! I'm coming, Bea!

-(AUDIENCE CHEERING) -(OSCAR GRUNTING)

(SCREAMS)

-BEA: (SCREAMS) Oscar! -(OSCAR SCREAMING)

(OSCAR AND BEA SCREAMING)

-Bea, h... how'd you get in there? -I have no idea! (SHRIEKS)

-Now get me out of here! (SCREAMS) -(OSCAR SCREAMING)

-Oh, man! -(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

-(BEA SCREAMS) -I'm so sorry, Bea.

-Everything got so screwed up. -(SCREAMS) It's okay, Oscar.

-I just wasn't expecting this! -Me neither.

CHICKI: And I'm good-looking So let's get together

And sing this Puppy Love song

Puppies, puppies, puppies

-(BOTH LAUGH) -What is happening?

CHICKI: Puppies, puppies

Hey, I never thanked you for taking me out.

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

Oh, yeah. I just hope tonight wasn't completely ruined for you.

Are you kidding me? Tonight's been awesome.

I'm having a great time.

(LAUGHS) Me too, Bea.

Puppies, puppies...

BEA: Wait a second.

-Puppies, puppies... -(SCREAMS) This is our song!

(LAUGHS) She's playing our song, Oscar.

-Aw! Does this get any more perfect? -No.

-Puppies! -Puppies, puppies, puppies...

-Puppies -Puppies

-Puppies -Puppies

Puppies!

OSCAR'S BRAIN: Jolly good, Oscar! Jolly good!

-(AUDIENCE CHEERING) -CHICKI: Puppies!

Ms. Fromage, I really appreciate you giving me

this chance to show you my rapping abilities.

(MUNCHES) I am currently being fed taquitos.

But do not have music to eat my taquitos to.

Supply me with taquito eating music

and I will make your wildest dreams come true!

Yes, Ms. Fromage.

MAN VOICE: Check this out!

Pizza, bagels, pizza, pizza, bagels

Pizza, bagels, yeah, they so good!

Cheese, pepperoni, mushroom supreme

These are few of my favorite things

I said taquito eating music!

-MALE VOICE: We done. -(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Okay, Bea, time to raise some money for charity.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

-Hey, how's the fundraising going? -We're weaving wonderful friendships.

-(LAUGHS) -What?

Smile, Jocktopus! This is for charity!

-(GROANS) Jocktopus feel silly. -You'll feel silly and like it!

-Happy jousting, boys. -Thank you, my lady.

A little help?

-Hey, Bea! -Hey, Bea!

Hey, boys. Are your stands all set up?

Yeah, I think Ms. Lips might've even started without me.

Oh, my! There's something terrible and ugly in your future!

Oh, wait, that's just my face! Hello, face!

-It's gonna be an interesting afternoon. -How about you, Milo?

(GASPS) Are you and Baldwin doing the dunk tank again this year?

You know it, girl!

I'm counting on you guys to help us reach our goal of 10,000 fish dollars!

Ten thousand? Why so much?

-Because of one child. Guys, meet Amanda. -(BOTH GASP)

(SAD MUSIC PLAYING)

It's like she's looking into my soul.

(SNIFFLES) Who is this sweet, innocent angel?

She's my pen pal.

She's five years old and she goes to Saint Fish's School for Clumsy Fish.

I promised her that if we could raise the money,

we'd buy them a brand new playground!

'Cause the only one they have is, kind of, not good.

Wow, that's a lot of pressure. Are you sure we're gonna raise the money?

We've got to, bro! Amanda's counting on us.

It's recess in her heart, but there's no place to play.

As long as we do our best, I'm sure we'll be fine!

Now, let's (SINGSONG) diddly-doo and get this done!

All right, let's do a quick check of everyone.

-(GOATS BLEAT) -BEA: Good.

Good. (CHUCKLES)

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

-BEA: Great. -(SEAHORSES NEIGHING)

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

Hmm.

-Well, hello there, fair goers! -Can we interest you in a Macho Muffin?

-Um, no. -They're homemade and packed

full of healthy ingredients.

Like Bananas and onions and potatoes!

They are tough and macho like me!

-Dad, the loud men are scaring me. -Come on, son.

Well, if you change your mind, you know where to find us!

Um, guys?

-Would you like to buy a Macho Muffin? -They're fresh from the oven!

Oh, no, no, no. No, thank you.

Listen, guys, I, kinda, don't really think this booth is working out. So, yeah.

-You get what I'm trying to say? -(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

Um, your muffins are bad and nobody likes them.

-(BOTH GASP) -Oh, Bea, how can you say that?

These muffins are made with love and kindness!

-And mushrooms! -Everybody loves them!

Oh, how many have you sold?

-Um... -Uh...

-You mean you haven't sold any? -We tried our best, Bea!

I guess nobody wants to be macho these days.

Wait, here comes someone! And he looks very macho!

Albert Glass!

How wonderful (SING-SONGY) to see you!

Boy, you lookin' mighty macho in that armor!

Thank you. I feel mighty macho!

Then I bet you'd like to try one of our Macho Muffins!

-We have plain or extra fiber! -No, thanks, guys. I'm okay.

-Lift with your knees, Albert! -Guys,

if we're gonna hit our fundraising target,

then I need all our booths performing at their very best.

So, I want you to make a list of new booth ideas and when I come back,

we'll pick the best one, okay? (CHUCKLES) This is a charity, guys, remember.

-You're not doing it for me. -(SAD MUSIC PLAYING)

You're doing it for her.

-(GASPS) Oh, my! -My eyeballs! I can't close them!

Come on, Mr. Mussels, we haven't a moment to lose!

That's the spirit!

ALBERT: Uh, a little help, please?

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Mm, what are all these fish waiting for?

Come on down and take your shot

at launching Mr. Baldwin into the stratosphere!

Oh! So close! Next!

What's going on? I thought you guys were doing

-the dunk tank? -Girl, the dunk tank has never really

made sense to me. I mean, we live in a tank.

So, this year it's a catapult!

-(JOCKTOPUS GROANING) -Well, it looks like

you're doing pretty well, but isn't this a little bit dangerous?

Nah! We rigged it so hitting the target doesn't do anything.

(JOCKTOPUS GROANS)

I figured it's not cheating if it's for charity! Yeah? Yeah.

(JOCKTOPUS GROANING)

-Mom! Dad! You guys made it! -Of course we did!

The only thing I like more than a charity fair

is telling young people to get a haircut! And here I get to do both!

La, la, la, la, la!

We're so very proud of you for what a good job you've done.

Now watch your old man launch another old man into outer space!

La, la, la, la, la!

Oh! I'm sad now.

All right, Milo, you keep this up here

and I'm gonna go see if the crazy twins are on target.

"Macho meatloaf, macho pancakes, macho pizza, macho cupcakes,

"macho mayo." Don't you guys even have one idea

that doesn't involve macho-fying something?

I do not understand your question.

(GRUNTS) Can't you think of some activity that people might have fun doing?

-You mean, like knitting? -Knitting? Who likes knitting?

-Patricia Fisha! -Patricia Fisha?

-Patricia who-sa? -Patricia Fisha!

What does that yapper know about anything?

She knows a lot about everything, and she is not a yapper!

I know what we need! We need a ride!

-(GASPS) Oh! A ride could be fun. -Rides aren't fun! Bleh!

-Knitting is fun! -Nobody likes knitting!

That's not what Patricia says!

Patricia! Patricia! Patricia! She's all you ever talk about!

-Why don't you just marry her? -Well, maybe I will!

Okay, listen. How about you guys combine your ideas?

-So it would be... -A knitting ride?

Yeah! A good, old-fashioned knitting ride.

-Okay! -I love it!

(SIGHS) I hope nothing else is falling apart.

-(WHIMPERS) -(GRUNTS)

Your... your fin tells me, uh, that... that you're... that... that you're

a fun-natured guy and, um, y... y... you have a charming personality!

-Thank you. -You also seem

to be looking for something, um, over there.

-You mean the cotton candy stand? -Yes.

ICE PICK: Thank you!

That was amazing! I wish I could read minds!

Okay, quick, what am I thinking right now?

-Uh, I... I have no idea. -That's right! Hah!

-I don't know what I'm thinking either! -Hey, Bea!

Hi, Oscar. Can you read my fin and tell me that everything will go smoothly?

That things won't be ruined by some unforeseen catastrophe?

-You... Y... your... your fin? -Yeah. Go on, take it!

(WHIMPERS) Um, wow.

-What? What do you see? -Your scales are so soft.

I... I mean, fine! Y... you'll be fine! Everyone is having fun!

(SIGHS) I guess. But at this rate, we're not gonna make our fundraising goal.

If only I had one more booth working right now.

Our booth is ready, Ms. Bea!

-Presenting Knit-stravaganza! -BEA: This is fantastic! (CHUCKLES)

But, wait, people aren't lining up. Come here, you two.

Just laugh and look like you're having fun,

-so other people will wanna ride. -But, uh...

-Hit it! -(GRUNTS)

That's it! Knit one, purl two. Knit one, purl two.

-Th... this is actually fun! -Oh! I feel so alive!

Perfect! But why isn't anyone lining up?

-This ride looks fun! -I only like fast rides.

Make it faster!

(GRUNTS)

-(MS. LIPS AND OSCAR SCREAMING) -Oh, Bea!

She wasn't built to handle this! Bea?

(MR. MUSSELS GRUNTING)

Faster!

(GRUNTS)

(SCREAMS) No! Come back!

(ALL SCREAMING)

-(SCREAMS) -(GOATS BLEATING)

-Ding-dang! Bad goat fish! -(FINBERLEY AND DR. FROG SCREAM)

-OSCAR: (SCREAMING) No, no, no! -(MS. LIPS SCREAMING)

(GASPS) Oh, no! It's headed right for Saint Fish's School for Clumsy Fish!

-Oh! The irony! -What do we do?

Hey! Where's the Ferris wheel going? I wanted a turn!

I've got it! Sorry, Mr. Baldwin, we need to borrow this!

Wait! Bea!

(FLIES BUZZING)

All set, guys! Hit it, Milo!

Macho!

(SCREAMS)

(THUDDING)

-MILO: Bea! -OSCAR: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Bea!

-AMANDA: Bea, is that you? -Amanda!

(SAD MUSIC PLAYING)

(PHONE RINGING)

Oops, sorry! Technology! You can never escape it!

-(PHONE BEEPS) -Oh, hello, Patricia!

You'll never guess what just happened!

MR. MUSSELS: Tell that woman you gotta call her back!

Stop being jealous.

-What's going on? What happened? -Amanda, I'm so sorry.

I tried my best, but I think the money we raised will have to be used

to fix the mess we made.

I guess you're not gonna get that playground I promised you.

Chin up, Bea. It's okay.

Sometimes we can try our very best, but we still trip and fall.

All we can do is pick ourselves up and keep going.

Besides, I think we already have an amazing playground.

-Yay! -Yay!

-Yay! -Yay!

-MALE CHILD #1: Finberley! -MALE CHILD #2: We missed you!

-(LAUGHS) -We missed you so much!

-Oh! I missed you guys too! -When are you coming back?

-All's well that ends well! -Three cheers for Bea!

ALL: Hip hip hooray!

MR. BALDWIN: Hello? A lit... a little help over here!

Oh, gee, Mouse,

it seems like we've lived here forever and we never do anything exciting.

I've got an idea.

-Road trip! -Road trip!

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(REVVING)

-That was fun! -Yeah, but it's sure nice to be back home.