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(BUBBLING)

One, two, three, four

Who's that knocking at my door?

Five, six, seven, eight

Hurry up and don't be late

Nine, ten, 11, 12

Got a secret I can't tell

Flap your fins, flip your tail

School's out, ring the bell

La, la, la, la

La, la, la, la

La, la, la, la

La, la, la, la

One, two, three, four

Who's that knocking at my door?

Five, six, seven, eight

Hurry up and don't be late

Nine, ten, 11, 12

Got a secret I can't tell

Flap your fins, flip your tail

School's out, ring the bell!

(CRASHES)

(GIGGLING)

Ah! (GRUNTS)

Ah! (GRUNTS)

Ah!

(GRUNTS)

Hey, Finberley!

So, I was just texting my boyfriend Cody.

(SCOFFS) Boyfriend.

Cody's a ferret, right?

Yes! And he said his friend Jason is throwing a huge ferret party!

ALL: Ferret party?

-Tell us more, Finberley. -Okay.

So, things have been getting really serious with Cody and me

and after we graduate, we plan to go to the same...

Tell us more about the party.

Oh. Well, the party is tonight and Cody said we should all come!

ALL: Ooh!

Guys, ferrets throw the best parties.

I can't believe this is happening.

I have always wanted to go to a ferret party.

Finberley, you can count us in.

-MILO: Count us in, too! -OSCAR: Shh, Milo!

Milo?

Have you and Oscar been listening to us through the vent?

Well, duh.

This is how we learn about girls!

OSCAR: Milo, shut up!

Hmm, that's a little (SING-SONG VOICE) creepy.

But it doesn't matter

because tonight we are partying ferret-style.

Absolutely not.

But Dad!

I'm sorry, dear.

But Mom!

All of my friends are going.

Sweetie, even if we let you go, you wouldn't enjoy yourself.

Ferret parties are too wild.

Oh my gosh, Mother.

You think two percent milk is too wild for me!

We're not doing this to be mean.

We just want what's best for our little girl.

You are not going to that party and that's final.

Now please, dear, eat your noodles.

(GOBBLES)

I seem to have lost my appetite.

Hmph.

(CLOCK TICKING IN BEA'S HEAD, DING)

Wait a minute.

Mother, Father,

what if I said I was going to the library?

Oh, well, that's fine.

Okay, I'm going to the library.

I can't believe I just did that,

but they're wrong.

I can totally handle this ferret party

and I will have the time of my life.

(CAR HONKS)

Bea, quit talking to yourself and get in the car.

It's party time.

Everyone wearing seatbelts?

ALL: Yeah.

-Okay! -ALL: Ahh!

(ENGINE REVS)

SHELLSEA: Finberley!

(TIRES SCREECHING, GEARS GRINDING)

-(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) -BEA: Eyes!

(CHEERING)

-Party time! -Whoo!

Whoo!

Wow.

This place is wild.

Just the way we like it, right?

Feh-heh-rret par-tay!

Wait! This is a ferret party?

I thought this was a parrot party!

(SCOFFS) What am I supposed to do with all these crackers I brought?

(ANIMAL GROANS)

Man, I gotta get rid of these things.

-Milo, wait! -FERRET: Whoo!

Oh yeah, radical!

-(CRASH) -Whassup?

My name's Jason and this is my party!

Are you here for the party?

Oh my gosh, thank you sooo much

for inviting us to your house.

Your house is sooo amazing. (GIGGLES)

Bea, cool it.

You don't want to embarrass us.

That's Finberley's job.

Is Cody here?

Uh, maybe.

Okay! Come on, girls!

-Cody? -Uh, no. I'm Tanner.

Oh.

Heh. Cody?

Uh. Oh!

Cody?

So, you want me to show you around?

Uh, actually, I...

I have to use the bathroom.

Oh, that is awesome!

(WHIMPERS)

-The bathroom's upstairs... somewhere. -(CRASHING NOISE)

I'll be right back.

So, you guys are fish, huh?

That's sweet, man. We're ferrets.

Oh hey, you fish play rolly ball?

Oh, pft, totally. (CHUCKLES)

I love rolly ball. (GIGGLES)

(WHISPERS) Shellsea, what's rolly ball?

-Rolly ball! Rolly ball! -(ALL CHANTING)

(ALL CHEER)

-Hey, I can do that. -Do it!

Rolly ball, rolly ball!

-Yeah! -Oops.

-(CHEERING) -That was tight!

Ha! Take that, Mom and Dad.

-(TOILET FLUSHES) -(SIGHS)

(SOFTLY) What's that fish doing here?

Oh.

-Uh, excuse me. -That's okay.

I was just waiting in line for the bathroom.

I don't like lines.

Well, lined paper's okay.

Oh, yeah. Uh...

Hey, I like the stripes on your shirt.

I have a shirt like that at home.

But I have to be careful when I wear it 'cause it can make me sweat a lot.

By the way, my name's Rachel.

Uh, yeah.

Well, actually, I have to find my friends.

But it was nice to meet you.

-Okay, I'll just come with you. -What?

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

Ooh! Ooh!

Yo, yo, yo, playas!

It's cracker time!

(IMITATES SHOOTING, EXCLAIMS)

Cracker attack!

Whoo! Hey, good-lookin'.

I'll catch up with you, later. (CACKLES)

Derpa derp. Derpa derp.

Ka-chow!

Ka-chow! Pow!

Derpa derp.

Cody?

Cody. (SIGHS)

Uh, Finberley? I'm confused.

Don't you know what your own boyfriend looks like?

I do! He texted me a picture.

It's just... the picture was kinda blurry.

Well, are you even sure he's a ferret?

Of course he's a f...

I'm gonna try texting him again.

-FERRETS: (CHANTING) Go! -Whoo, whoo! Whoo!

(GIGGLING)

So, Jason, do you have a girlfriend?

-Yeah. -Oh.

Well, do you like your girlfriend?

Whoo!

Wow, that chair was fast.

Shellsea, this party is amazing!

I can't believe my parents didn't want me to come.

Hey, who wants to go broom-vaulting?

-Me! -Yeah, woo-hoo!

(CRASHING NOISE)

Then when I was little, I was just as big as I am now,

so I wasn't really little.

Um, Rachel, didn't you need to use the bathroom?

Yeah, but I don't have to anymore.

I think sometimes it absorbs back into my body

if I wait long enough.

So anyway, what I was saying is...

Boop! Boop!

(CACKLING)

-Milo? -(STOPS CACKLING)

Hmm?

Pamela?

(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh hey, Milo. How've you been?

Um, Milo? This is Anthony.

Having trouble with that plant there, little buddy?

Here, let me help you.

(GRUNTS, YELLS)

There you go.

Hey babe, we ought to get going.

Oh, okay.

It was really good seeing you, Milo.

Pamela.

(WHIMPERS)

Whoo!

(CRYING) Bea, I hate this place.

Let's leave.

What? Why?

(GASPS) I think I lost her.

Bea, can we go home?

No! No, not yet.

Guys, don't you see?

We are cool fish totally hanging with the ferrets.

Whatever's going on, we can handle it.

JASON: All right.

Attention, everyone.

It's now time to make this party epic!

Let's do the ferret shuffle!

ALL: The ferret shuffle! (CHEERING)

Ooh, yes! The ferret shuffle!

That sounds like fun, right, Shellsea?

Bea, we gotta go. Now.

Why? We're having fun.

(ALL CHITTERING)

ESMARGOT: Guys, what's going on?

Okay, so ferret parties are totally awesome

until they start doing the ferret shuffle.

Then you gotta scram before you die!

No, we can't go!

I haven't found Cody yet.

I am not leaving without my Cody.

Run!

Right, Koi, let's get outta here.

Ooh. Hey, Jason.

Well, the party's been great, but it's time for us to hit the road.

You ain't goin' anywhere.

I let you fish into my casa,

and your friend here makes a pass at my girl?

-What? -It's true.

He's been after me like all night.

What!

-(ALL GRUMBLING) -Not cool, man!

Um, I'm sure this is just a big misunderstanding.

(ALL SHOUTING ANGRILY)

-Guys, what do we do? -I don't know!

-(BOTH WHIMPERING) -(YELLS)

FERRET: That guy smells like a fish!

(WHIMPERS)

(RINGS)

Hello, dear.

Hey, how's the book-learning?

I went to the ferret party even though you told me not to

and it was really fun and I spun in a chair,

but now the ferrets want to hurt us and I don't know what to do!

-Dad? -(DOORBELL RINGS)

All right, ferrets, the fish are coming with us.

Yeah, old man! Come on, do something about it!

-Go get him, Norman! -Ha!

Dad rocks the house He took it down, I'll say

He's here and yeah He's here to stay

Dad rocks the house He's an animal

So, you'd best Get outta the way

Dad rocks the house...

Rolly ball!

Oh, my.

Children, are you all right?

We're fine.

But Mom, Dad, how did you do that?

Well, dear, your father and I used to go

to a lot of ferret parties in our college years.

Yeah! And they always ended the same way...

shuffling.

Guys, I am so sorry I didn't listen

and for the whole lying thing.

Well, sweetie, we're just happy you were responsible enough to call us.

And now you get to go to another party!

The grounded party!

(LAUGHS)

And I'm bringin' the crackers!

Okay, okay, tell me that joke again, Koi?

(MUMBLES)

(LAUGHS)

(MUMBLES)

(LAUGHS)

(MUMBLES)

(LAUGHS)

Honey Bea!

You'll never guess who I ran into today.

Who dat?

(IMITATES BABY PRINCESS SWEETFACE) Remember me, Bea?

Baby Princess Sweetface?

That's right.

I found her locked away in the attic buried under all these boxes

as if... as if somebody wanted to hide her away far away

and never look at her again.

"Hello, Bea. It's so nice to see you again."

(DEEP MASCULINE VOICE) I missed you!

Kissy kiss.

Oh, I know how much you loved

to be with Baby Princess Sweetface growing up.

Oh, gosh. You're growing up.

Oh. No, Mom, don't cry.

I love Baby Princess Sweetface.

You love her so much you're still my baby girl?

I love you so much.

I don't wanna make you cry.

To see you two back together again oh, brings me so many happy memories.

(NERVOUS LAUGH) Yeah, Mom.

(GULPS) Me, too?

(DEEP MASCULINE VOICE) I love you!

Man, I'm gettin' good at kissin'.

And one of these days,

I'll get to do it on someone else.

Uh-huh.

Guys! Dilemma town.

Population: this!

-DOLL: Change me. I'm wet. -That's a doll.

That's not just a doll.

That is Princess Baby Sweetface, my childhood nightmare!

-DOLL: Change my diaper! -It's just a toy.

A toy?

Does that thing look like a harmless toy to you?

Look how terrifying it is.

DOLL: Feed me.

Well, if you're so scared of it, get rid of it.

I can't. You should've seen the look on my Mom's face

when she found it.

She was so happy.

If I put it back, it'll just hurt her feelings.

That's why you have to hold onto it for me.

Uh, that doesn't make any sense.

Um, of course it does.

This way, if my mom notices the doll's missing,

I just swim back over here and get it.

(SING-SONG VOICE) Disaster averted. No hard feelings.

Whoo-hoo! Doodle lee doo! Blah, blah, blah! Whoo-hoo! Bye!

Powder my bottom.

-Free doll! -Yeah.

It's actually kinda cool how vintage it is. See?

It even has an old-school dial on its back.

Let's see what "eat" does.

Check it out, bro!

(CHUCKLES)

(LAUGHS)

Milo, help.

It's eating me. Help!

Bea's so silly.

Not scary at all, right?

Let's try something else.

Ooh, shiver mode.

(GROWLING)

Uh, Milo?

I don't think we should try any more.

Oh, oh! Teething mode.

(SCREAMS)

-(THUDDING) -MILO: Hey! Hey!

What is that?

Hey! Hey!

Um, guys? What are you doing here with Sweet Princess Facebaby?

DOLL: I missed you.

Uh, you know, we did some thinking

and realized that she's terrifying!

-(SCREAMS) -(GRUNTS)

No way, Jose. You guys said you'd help me out.

(CHUCKLES) Of course we will.

What are friends for?

Exactly! So, take it back!

(GRUNTS) No!

BOTH: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Ow!

She's dead!

Oh, I'm so sorry, Bea.

What are you gonna tell your mom?

Mm, I don't know.

This is going to break her heart.

But you guys need to get this out of here before she wakes up from all the noise.

Right.

And somehow...

I'll have to break the news to her in the morning.

(ROOSTER CROWS)

Okay, I'm gonna start by saying,

"Mom, I am so sorry."

I missed you.

(WHIMPERS)

Oh, cuddling in bed just like old times.

Warms a mother's heart.

Baby wanna be with mommy.

Oh my...

Gosh!

Enough with the jokes, guys.

You scared me half to death.

This isn't a joke, Bea. You saw that doll last night.

It was smashed.

We tossed it out!

Do you think maybe it's haunted?

(SQUEAKS) Yes.

Boys, this doll is scary enough as it is.

I don't need to be thinking about no baby ghosts.

-Now take it back. -No way, woman!

Yes!

(GROWLS)

(SCREAMS)

Ow!

(GRUMBLES)

(BELCHES)

Okay. Second time's the charm.

Good morning!

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

Ow!

Feed me.

Guys! Guys!

Wait. What's with this place?

Anti-ghost fort.

Good idea because you guys were (SING-SONG VOICE) right.

It's haunted!

That's what we told you, Bea.

(HISSES) Garlic attack!

Well, what should we try this time?

Lava? Do you wanna try burning it?

I don't think that's gonna work, Bea.

It keeps coming back. It has...

(ECHOES) unfinished doll business.

We have to talk to an expert on inanimate objects that have issues.

Like who?

Yes, I'm very familiar with the situation.

As a fish of science, I cannot tell you how many times

I've dealt with a robot that gained consciousness and tried to kill me.

Like eight or nine times. It's a lot! (LAUGHS)

So, what do I have to do?

Show it the love it never got.

Watch.

-(BEEPS) -ROBOT: Why did you create me?

For what reason do I exist?

I must kill you to become you.

Shh. You're beautiful as you are and I love you.

ROBOT: What are these feelings?

Emotions overwhelming my processor.

Now I know love. Thank you.

Powering down.

Goodbye, old friend.

This world was not for you.

Well, I've tried everything else.

Maybe giving it love will work.

Huggy!

(GROANS)

Please, forgive me.

(ROARS)

(GROWLING)

The doll doesn't accept your love!

Wait!

(DOLL GRUNTING)

-Baby! -Stop that baby!

It needs love!

(GRUNTING, SCREAMS)

Just gimme a hug!

No worries, kids.

You stay in there as long as you want.

Gotcha!

(GROANS)

Oh, I love you so much! Please work.

(YELLS)

-(LAUGHING EVILLY) -(SCREAMING)

No, Baby... Face Princess...

Face Princess Baby,

I love you. You hear me? I love you!

You will let me love you if it's the last thing I do!

(YELLING SLOWS, STOPS)

(MUSIC BOX TUNE PLAYING)

Oh my gosh, it worked.

And it's been like this ever since.

MILO: She's so beautiful!

(MUSIC BOX TUNE PLAYING)

Goodbye, sweet Babyface Princess Baby.

(WHISPERS) I'm glad you found peace.

Go away.

(SING-SONG VOICE) It's over. The nightmare is finally over.

BOTH: Whoo-hoo!

(GASPS)

(SING-SONG VOICE) It's morning.

(GASPS) No doll.

No doll.

No doll!

I'm free! I'm free.

-I'm... -(RETCHING)

(GASPS) The attic?

(SCREAMS)

Baby wants to play with the big kids.

-(DOLLS GROWLING) -(SCREAMS)

DOLL: Hug me! Huggy!

No, get away from me! Why is all this happening?!

(SCREAMS)

Oh, Bea!

Mom! I need your help!

These dolls are haunting me!

-No... -Shush, Mom. No time.

I've always been so terrified of Sweet Baby Princessface

that I locked her away in the attic for years.

And now she's out to get revenge for my lack of love.

(DOLLS GROWLING)

(LAUGHS)

Cheese on a cracker, Bea.

You're not being haunted.

Uh, yeah I am.

No, honey. Those are all replacement dolls.

Replace... (BABBLES) huh?

Well, your dolls kept breaking.

And since you loved Babyface Princess Sweet,

I bought a bunch of replacements, so you wouldn't be sad.

I spent a lot of money.

(GROWLS)

-Ow! -MOM: They just break so easily, you know.

Why didn't you just tell me?

Because it made you so happy to see me with her.

And I just didn't want to hurt your feelings.

I should've just let you know, so you didn't have to go through all of this.

Bea, to have the dolls or not have the dolls,

all I want is for you to be happy.

These dolls are absolutely terrifying, by the way.

Thanks for not being upset, Mom.

-Oh, of course, Bea. -DOLL: Ow!

Can you girls please be more honest with each other from now on?

We're broke! (LAUGHS)

(ALL LAUGH)

DAD: Oh no, I fell!

(TYPING, BEEPS)

(RINGS)

(RINGS)

(RINGS)

(RINGS)

I know, right?!

(BOTH LAUGH)