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(BUBBLING)

(SINGING) One, two, three, four

Who's that knocking at my door?

Five, six, seven, eight

Hurry up and don't be late

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve

Got a secret I can't tell

Flap your fins, flip your tail

School's out, ring the bell!

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

One, two, three, four

Who's that knocking at my door?

Five, six, seven, eight

Hurry up and don't be late

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve Got a secret I can't tell

Flap your fins, flip your tail School's out, ring the bell!

(GROANS)

(GASPS, YELPS)

(SINGING) I wake up in the morning Hit the ground running

Getting through my classes Trying to get some fun in

Lunching, crunching Hanging at the mall

Making my appointments, Hitting all my deadlines

Homies waving at me I'm doing just fine

'Cause at the end of the day It's great to be me!

I'm a busy Bea

I'm on top of the world With so much to see

Yessiree

I'm a busy Bea

Busy Bea

I'm on top of the world With so much to see

Yessiree

I'm a busy Bea

Do, do, do

(SHRIEKING)

My arm!

Hey girl, you finally got your big break.

Der-der-der, ber-zerp-derp.

Ooh, ow, ow!

Oh, come on, Nurse Fishington.

I'm fine.

(SHRIEKS) Ow!

Oh, the pain.

What's this? A pamphlet?

But this says I need to rest for three days!

Three days!

I've got so much to do, so many clubs.

I'm like a shark, Nurse Fishington.

If I stop moving, I could die!

It's true!

Oh, argh.

Oh, why did I stop to say that?

(SIGHS) A broken fin?

Who does Nurse Fishington think she is?

A nurse?

Well, my fin may be broken,

but not my spirit.

I'm sorry, Bea.

Maybe next season.

Bea, that's not what I meant when I said

I'm looking for a strong cast.

(SINGSONG VOICE) Okay, just a minor setback.

I have got to stay (SINGSONG VOICE) positive.

Oh, who am I kidding?!

(WAILS)

My high school career is over!

Nobody cares about Bea Goldfishberg anymore!

I'll do anything to be awesome again!

Anything!

(SINGSONG VOICE) Anything?

Hey. Randy. I'm too upset to tell you to go away right now.

Um, why are you dressed like that?

Oh, this?

Well, I'm on my way to Steve Jackson's awesome costume party for awesome kids.

I'm sure you heard about it.

All the awesome kids were invited.

-I wasn't. -(GASPS)

Oh, no.

Maybe he forgot all about you.

Maybe it's because ever since you broke your fin,

you're just not that awesome anymore.

Oh, my gosh, you're probably right, Randy.

Oh, I am so upset,

I will probably believe anything right now.

Well, Bea, you're lucky I was nearby watching from inside that dumpster.

Because I happen to have the solution to your problem.

-Behold! -(BEEPS)

Ooh.

The Pinchertron 3000!

"Woo-hoo, Randy, you're so awesome. Yeah!"

Oh, my gosh, it's amazing!

It's stupendous! It's...

What is it?

Ga-doy.

It's a robot power suit, silly.

Kiss that cast goodbye,

because with this baby, you'll be faster, stronger,

and way more awesome than ever before.

You'll be just like the old Bea, but everyone will love you more.

(WHISPERS) Just like I love you.

(RANDY GIGGLES)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute!

What's the catch, Randy?

I am not about to fall for one of your tricks again.

Who me? Trick you?

Do I look like an evil trickster to you?

Well...

I am merely helping a fellow classmate.

Why, I would do this for anyone.

A robot power suit?

Gee, thanks, Randy...

(YELLS) Get outta here!

So, what do you say?

Mmm, I don't know, Randy.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Hey, Finberley,

how about you join the basketball team?

Oh, boy! Can I have Bea's old spot?

-Of course! -I changed my mind, Randy.

I believe this suit will suit me just fine.

Yes! I'm Randy Pincherson!

Now remember, Milo,

Bea's been really depressed since she broke her fin.

So, whatever you do, don't mention it.

Man, what do you take me for?

Some kind of a broke-fin-mentioning...

Bea!

What happened to your lame broken fin?

Milo!

You're like an amazing robot now.

This new robot power suit does all the work for me.

Now I can do way more than ever before without even moving my fin.

(SLURPS)

(SIGHS) It's amazing.

When I grow up, I'm gonna break all my fins.

Then a magical robot fairy will give me a robot power suit too!

(BOTH GIGGLE)

(CHUCKLES) You guys,

I didn't get this suit from a magical fairy.

I, uh...

(THINKING) Wait. I can't let them know I got it from Randy.

They'll just make me give the suit back.

I, uh... I rented it!

Jeez, Oscar, stop asking so many questions!

-Why? -(SUIT BEEPS)

Whoops. Gotta go.

The robot power suit is reminding me I have something to do.

Later guys. So much to do!

(SIGHS) What a day of getting things done.

(SNORING) (SINGSONG VOICE) So much to do.

(UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING)

I wake up in the morning Hit the ground running

Get through my classes Trying to get some fun in

Lunching, crunching Hanging at the mall

Making my appointments Hitting all my deadlines

Homies waving at me I'm doing just fine

'Cause at the end of the day It's great to be me

I'm a busy Bea

I'm on top of the world With so much to see

Yessiree I'm a busy Bea

Busy Bea, I'm on top of the world With so much to see

Yessiree, I'm a busy Bea Do, do, do

-(ALBERT AND JUMBO LAUGHING) -(BEEPS)

Good night, robot power suit.

You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

(SNORING) (SINGSONG VOICE) So much to do.

(BEEPS)

(CRASHES)

(CRASHES)

Hey, Bea just walked through in her robot power suit.

Something's fishy. (SNIFFS)

No, wait, that's just me.

But, seriously, I think we should follow her.

(CRASHES)

RANDY: (WHISPERING) Wake up.

Huh? Oh, hey, Randy.

Hmm... Boy, right now I am having this awful dream

where you and I are on a romantic dinner date.

-Pretty awful, huh? -Nuh-uh.

More like pretty awesome because you really are on a date

with me, Randy Pincherson.

No. Just let me out of here already.

Sure, I'll let you go,

but you'll have to give me back the robot power suit.

I need this suit!

It helps me be awesome!

I got an idea.

-How about I let you keep the suit? -Okay.

You just have to go on this one date with me. What do you say?

(GROANS)

(SIGHS) Just one date?

Ugh, I'm grossed out.

But I'll do it if it means I get to keep the power suit.

Let's get it over with.

Oh, I'm not finished.

You will also hold my claw at school and tell me how pretty I am.

You'll feed me grapes every hour on the hour.

You will announce publicly that I am the dreamiest dreamboat

you've ever laid eyes on

and... that we're going steady.

(CACKLES)

This can't be happening.

All right, Randy. I'll do it.

Bea, we've come to save you!

Excuse me,

can't you see we're on a date here?

No, that can't be true!

You hate Randy.

No, she loves me.

Bea, take 'em out.

-(BEEPS) -Uh, guys?

Look out!

Don't worry, Bea. We came prepared.

It's transformin' time!

Tigershark!

Hamstersaurus!

Sabertooth Kitty!

Milo!

Um, I don't do sci-fi.

Yeah! Power Force Patrol,

form giant robot!

Right!

Form feet and legs!

Bachoom!

I'll be the arms! Bachoom!

And I'll be the head! I called it!

Bachoom!

(ALL GRUNTING)

OSCAR: Milo, hold still!

Ow!

(ALL YELL)

(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

Did you see that? (LAUGHING)

This is hilarious.

(GRUNTS)

We got him now, guys.

Form blazing sword!

Get him, Milo!

(OSCAR YELLING)

MILO: We'll save you, Bea!

(CACKLES)

Here, Bea, hold onto this remote.

I'll need both hands free to make fun of them.

-(CRASHING) -(LAUGHS)

You're an idiot!

And you're an idiot.

You too!

Oh, my gosh.

I have the remote.

That means the suit...

is all mine.

Now I can be more awesome than ever before!

-(CACKLES) -ALL: All hail Bea! All hail Bea!

Bea, what are you doing?

(EXAGGERATED) What are you doing?

But Shellsea, I need this robot power suit!

I can't be awesome without it.

Bea, what are you doing?

(CACKLES)

I know.

I don't wanna date Randy, but...

(SIGHS) My friends won't love me if I'm not awesome.

Bea, what are they doing?

-(RANDY CACKLING) -OSCAR: We'll save you, Bea!

They're not here 'cause of your suit.

They're here 'cause of you.

You mean the Bea you know and love doesn't need a suit to be awesome?

She's awesome all on her own?

B, I, N, G. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Shellsea, you're so right!

I never needed this suit.

I have been so wrapped up in doing everything

that I lost sight of what's important:

-my friends. -What are you doing, Bea?

Now, how do I get out of this thing?

Oh, this button should do the trick.

-(ALARM SOUNDS) -No, Bea!

That's the self-destruct button!

Self-destruct?

(HUMS)

(GROANS)

Well, at least now I can relax and spend more time with my friends.

(GROANING)

You know, Bea, I can build you an even better robot power suit.

ALL: Randy!

(SLURPS)

(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, Oscar! Quick, jump on that guy's head!

OSCAR: Milo, please!

MILO: Watch out!

(GRUNTS)

-Milo, stop. -But I'm helping, bro.

You know, I don't understand why high-waisted pants are back in style.

No one looks good in them.

Hey dirtbag,

you are one lousy brother.

I know you stole my speakers out my pickup.

Me? I didn't stole nothing.

You took 30 dollars out of my coffee can.

I only took ten dollars. I'm telling mom.

Oh, no, you don't!

(BOTH YELLING)

Looks like Headphone Joe and Bandana Joe are at it again.

You are not my brother no more!

Oh, yeah?

Well, you ain't my brother no more neither!

Oh, my gosh, that's terrible!

(RINGS)

I can't believe the Joe brothers aren't brothers anymore.

They're still brothers, Milo.

They just, you know, hate each other.

But that's terrible.

Yeah, but these things happen.

(GASPS) Are you saying that could happen to us?

What? No, Milo.

That would never happen to us.

You and I are fine.

But what if we're not?

What if every day, we're drifting further and further apart?

And then one morning, I'll wake up and bam!

You're not there next to me.

Milo, I don't sleep next to you.

Milo, Oscar,

I'm trying to teach the class the difference

between sour cream and cream cheese.

What we need to do

is take some time to work on our brotherly bond!

You know, help us remember how important we are to each other?

Milo, is there something you'd like to share with the rest of us?

Why, yes there is!

Class,

I declare that tomorrow is an official holiday called...

Brothers' Day!

Where brothers spend the day together

and celebrate their love for one another.

-That is a beautiful idea. -Really?

Boys, you're talking to a man with eight older sisters.

I would've traded all of them for just one brother.

You two should cherish what you have.

In fact, why don't you take tomorrow off, so you can enjoy your holiday?

Sweet!

You guys get the day off for making up a fake holiday?

Um, Mr. Baldwin,

tomorrow is also National Headband Day,

so I'm gonna need the day off too.

What kind of phony made-up holiday is that?!

Bea, you disgust me.

You can celebrate Headband Day in detention!

Oh, great.

(ROOSTER CROWS)

(SNORING)

-OSCAR: Milo. -Huh?

Happy Brothers' Day, bro.

Oh, my gosh!

I love breaking my fast!

You deserve it, buddy.

Now it's time for me to clean up the bathroom.

(GASPS)

Milo, you didn't!

Happy Brothers' Day!

Come on, Oscar, there's so much I want us to do today.

Okay!

MILO: (SINGING) You're the syrup on my pancakes

We're as close as hands and feet

You're my missing puzzle piece When you're around I feel complete

OSCAR: (SINGING) Like a hard drive needs a backup

Like a wizard needs a wand

I will always be right there for you

Can't break our brother bond

BOTH: Brother love is magic

And you know that we are in it

I love Brothers' Day

Every brother must admit it

I just need for you to know

How much I love you, bro!

MILO: I love you!

(GROANS, SNORES)

Ah, Pirahnica,

I didn't say I don't like your hair.

I just said it doesn't look any different from any other day.

Yes, it does! I got highlights!

You just don't care enough to notice!

Bea, tell Jocktopus that I am never talking to him again.

-Forever! -Pirahnica?

Don't you think that's just a little drastic?

Why don't you just butt out?!

(CRIES) Why is this happening?

-(CELL PHONE RINGS) -Hey, Milo.

Hey, Bea-Bea.

How's your day goin'? Oh, that's great.

So, Oscar is amazing!

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really like him!

(FLATLY) Oh, yay for you.

The thing is, he's so wonderful,

I feel like I should be doing more for him.

I wouldn't worry about it. I'm sure whatever you're doing is fine.

You're right. Oscar deserves the best!

I'm gonna serve him an endless buffet of lovin'!

(CHUCKLES) I'll talk to you later.

Adiós. Smooches.

Wait, Milo, I didn't say you should...

Huh? Huh? What was that?

Bea Goldfishberg,

are you talking on your cell phone?

Uh...

Well, you just dialed yourself another round of detention, Missy.

Ah, great.

Just a little further.

And stop!

Ooh, what is it, Milo?

MILO: Okay, you can look now!

(CHUCKLES)

Uh, you covered the couch in garbage?

No, no, no, no.

These are presents.

See?

This tire looks like an "O" for "Oscar"!

And I got this because you light up my life!

Uh, Milo, this stuff is...

This stuff is all really nice.

I'm glad you like it! 'Cause there's more!

Lunch is served!

Yo.

Oh. Haha. That's cute, Milo.

(CREEPY VOICE) Eat him.

Right. Of course.

(PULSING)

(SIGHS WISTFULLY)

That was really yummy.

Eat some more.

(SINGING)

Ha.

-(SCREAMS) -Can I towel you off, bro?

No, Milo. I got it!

(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)

(CLACKING)

Can I clip your toenails?

Uh, no thanks.

Let me moisturize your elbows.

I'm good.

Floss your teeth?

-Can I do your homework? -No.

Vacuum your sheets? Starch your underwear?

Rake your leaves? Wash your dog?

Tickle your fancy?

(SCREAMS)

Jocktopus, close your eyes.

(GROANS)

Now tell me, what color is my sweater?

-(JOCKTOPUS GROWLS) -PIRAHNICA: Wrong!

Psst. Bea,

-(MR. BALDWIN SNORING) -I need to talk.

I'm not supposed to leave the detention room.

It's Milo.

He's taking this Brothers' Day thing way too far.

Derpa, derpa, derpa, derpa,

-derpa, derp. -I don't wanna hurt Milo's feelings,

but he's driving me crazy

and he keeps giving me these awful gifts.

I... I just want a break from him.

Why don't you just tell him how you feel?

Good communication is key.

All right, I guess I'll give it a try.

Thanks, Bea.

No prob... Whoop.

-Mr. Baldwin, I can... -More detention, Bea.

More detention!

(SIGHS) I hate Brothers' Day.

Milo, I think we need to talk.

Milo?

What's this?

"Dearest Oscar,

"I'm sorry for all the trouble I have caused..."

MILO'S VOICE: I wanna give you the space you desire

and that is why I am leaving.

I only hope that this will make you happy,

as this is all I've ever wanted.

(VOICE FADES) I would also like to say...

Oh, no! What have I done?

I have to get him back. Milo!

(PANTS) Milo!

Ann, Dan, have you seen Milo?

-Wanna taste our milkshake? -(SCREAMS)

-It's totally crazy... -Shellsea, have you seen...

No!

La, la, la, la...

Ms. Lips, Milo left and I have no idea where he went.

Oh, well, when my cat left me, he took a bus. (LAUGHS)

That's how everyone leaves me.

That's it! The bus station!

Bye-bye!

Oh, I hope I'm not too late!

(BUS ENGINE STARTS)

Milo! Milo!

Milo!

Milo!

(SHRIEKS) Milo!

(LAUGHING)

(GROANS) I can't believe he's gone.

All he wanted was for me to be happy. (SNIFFS)

He created Brothers' Day so we could be together

and I just pushed him away.

(WEEPING)

I just wish I could tell him I'm sorry.

If only he was right here next to me

or slightly behind me,

so I could let him know what an amazing brother he was.

Oh, I think you're amazing too.

Milo?

Milo, you came back!

(GAGGING) Of course I did.

But I thought you'd left me forever.

What? What are you talking about?

I was just out selling some of my stuff at the flea market

so I could buy this.

OSCAR: Another VideoBoy?

Yeah! Now I have one too,

so I can play by myself and not bother you.

I get that you need your space,

so I thought this would make you happy.

I explained this all to you in the note I left. Didn't you read it?

Yeah, Milo,

that note was a little unclear.

But I'm just glad that you're here.

I guess we're not like the Joe brothers after all.

No way. Those guys are nuts.

I mean, look at 'em.

-Give me back my socket wrench. -No!

Aww, let's never fight again.

-Okay, bighead? -Okay!

MILO: Psst. Bea!

What is it now?

Well, we ended up having a wonderful Brothers' Day.

But then we realized there was something missing.

You!

We want to make you our honorary brother, Bea.

-Really? -Happy Brothers' Day, Bea!

(BLOWS HORN) Hot dog!

-You guys. -BALDWIN: Ahem!

All three of you.

This classroom.

Detention. Tomorrow!

Yay!

MOUSE: Hey, Snake, I heard that if you eat this candy

and drink this soda at the same time, you'll explode!

Oh, Mouse, don't you know that's just an urban legend?

Oh, really? Then do it?

Fine. Watch.

Snake, what happened to you?

Oh, Mouse, haven't you heard that this is what happens to snakes

when they drink soda?

(WHINNIES)

(GIGGLES)