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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,167 --> 00:00:03,047 (BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,212 --> 00:00:04,962 One, two, three, four 3 00:00:05,047 --> 00:00:06,507 Who's that knocking at my door? 4 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:08,222 Five, six, seven, eight 5 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,892 Hurry up and don't be late 6 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,550 Nine, ten, 11, 12 7 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,178 Got a secret I can't tell 8 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:14,767 Flap your fins, flip your tail 9 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:16,523 School's out, ring the bell 10 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,062 La, la, la, la 11 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:19,767 Ooh 12 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,400 La, la, la, la 13 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:22,975 Ooh 14 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:24,443 La, la, la, la 15 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,360 Ooh 16 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,028 La, la, la, la 17 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,662 Ooh 18 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,371 One, two, three, four 19 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,738 Who's that knocking at my door? 20 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,540 Five, six, seven, eight 21 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:36,325 Hurry up and don't be late 22 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:38,035 Nine, ten, 11, 12 23 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,541 Got a secret I can't tell 24 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,206 Flap your fins, flip your tail 25 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,085 School's out, ring the bell! 26 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:02,483 -(TIRES SQUEALING) -(CRASHING) 27 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:07,359 (OSCAR CRYING HYSTERICALLY) 28 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,823 Oh my gosh. I'm so proud of you, Oscar. 29 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:15,367 You're finally facing your fears and taking your driver's test. 30 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:17,044 It's a very Bea-like move. 31 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,710 My bro is taking his drivinger's test. 32 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,253 -(SQUEALS) -Uh, thanks, guys. 33 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:24,627 You know, usually when I start thinking about driving, 34 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:26,750 I get all sweaty and I try to find a place to hide. 35 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,010 But not today. 36 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:31,220 Today I make my driving dreams come true. 37 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,009 And even more importantly, 38 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:39,727 I won't have to bum any more uncomfortable car rides. 39 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,808 You don't need to worry none, Oscar. 40 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:45,225 Mr. Cluckers only pecks on folks he's fond of. 41 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:46,685 -(SQUAWKS) -Ow, my eye! 42 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:51,071 Me and Dan have matching birthmarks. 43 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,068 Wanna see? 44 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,327 (GROANS) Those Chovie twins. 45 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:59,445 All right, I've been practicing my driving skills for months 46 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:02,826 and I have every traffic law noted and memorized. 47 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:04,464 I'm ready to do this! 48 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,375 But what if I get all nervous and forget something? 49 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:08,335 OSCAR: And then the instructor starts yelling at me? 50 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:11,342 And then I get carsick? And what about parallel parking? 51 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,965 I don't like parallel parking! 52 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:14,591 I need to find somewhere to hide! 53 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:17,676 -Oscar, no. -No! Bad Oscar. Bad. 54 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:21,561 You can't start panicking now. You have to stay calm. 55 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:25,145 -Calm. -And be confident in your driving. 56 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:27,654 And remember, if Milo can pass his driver's test... 57 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:29,863 -(SNAPS FINGERS) -...you can pass yours. 58 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:33,781 (SIGHS) You're right, Bea. I will not panic. 59 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:36,032 I will be a calm, confident driver. 60 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,159 Bring on my driving instructor. 61 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:39,532 (TIRES SQUEALING) 62 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,673 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 63 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:52,296 Hello, future drivers of the world! 64 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:56,184 (SCREAMS) Mr. Mussels? Y... you're my driving instructor? 65 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,391 That is correct, Oscar. 66 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:01,854 What a wonderful surprise this must be. 67 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:04,892 The world is full of wonderful surprises. 68 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,853 Now here's another one. 69 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:11,074 -(MR. MUSSELS GRUNTS) -Ta-da! Yeah! 70 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:14,568 Coach Salmons? Wh... why are you here? 71 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:18,950 Why, Oscar, I am your backseat driving instructor. 72 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,492 And together, Mr. Mussels and I will guide you 73 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:26,246 on the magical driving journey into adulthood. Exciting! 74 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,666 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 75 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:33,258 Come now, gentle Oscar. Your test begins. 76 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,420 Get in the car! 77 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:38,045 All right, Oscar, I'm gonna give you the lowdown. 78 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:40,296 Coach and I are working on a ding system. 79 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:41,720 (SINGS) Ding! 80 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:44,217 When you start driving bad, we're gonna ding ya. 81 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:45,727 (SINGS) Ding! 82 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,602 If you get two dings or less, you pass. 83 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,269 Yay, yay, yay, yay! 84 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,820 If you get three dings, you fail. 85 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:57,702 Boo! Oh, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo. 86 00:03:57,821 --> 00:04:01,121 Uh, ding's bad. Got it. Anything else? 87 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:03,623 Yeah, just try to do your best. 88 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:08,582 And no matter what happens, you'll always be our little student. 89 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,167 Now start driving. 90 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:12,382 BOTH: Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! 91 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,256 -Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! -(GROANS) 92 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:16,920 Yeah! 93 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,587 Whoa! 94 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:21,465 -MR. MUSSELS: Turn right! -(OSCAR SCREAMS) 95 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,926 -COACH SALMONS: Now go left! -MR. MUSSELS: Yeah! 96 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:27,523 MR. MUSSELS AND COACH SALMONS: Straight, straight, straight, straight! 97 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,392 -OSCAR: Okay. -Yay! 98 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:32,113 -Quick, beep at that man. -(HORN HONKING) 99 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:33,984 S'up, Baldwin? 100 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,111 OSCAR: (GROANS) Where do I turn now? 101 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,152 I have no idea where I'm going! 102 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:43,948 COACH SALMONS: Follow your heart, Oscar. (VOICE BREAKING) Follow your heart. 103 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,661 -All right, stop! -(SCREAMS) 104 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:47,745 (SIGHS) 105 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:52,674 Oscar, my belly is full from all this fine driving you just served me. 106 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:56,301 And now all you must do is drive us back to the D.M.V. 107 00:04:56,505 --> 00:05:00,375 -so we can reward you with your license. -Yeah. 108 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:04,100 Huh, okay. Get back to the D.M.V. and get my license. 109 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:05,929 Then I never have to drive again. 110 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:08,813 Uh, sirs, how do I get back to the D.M.V.? 111 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:11,100 (BIRD SCREECHES) 112 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:14,769 -MR. MUSSELS: Hmm. -Uh, let me check the map. 113 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,188 -Ding! -(SCREAMS) 114 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:20,151 Oh, Oscar, reading while driving is a dingable offense. 115 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,737 It's not your fault, Oscar. 116 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,278 -It's the map. -Wait! 117 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:24,696 (GRUNTS) 118 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,124 Uh, how are we supposed to get home now? 119 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:33,748 Easy. Let Mussel's keen sense of direction guide the way. 120 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:46,393 (SINGING) Oh, someone's in the car with Oscar 121 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:49,058 -Someone's in the car I know-o-o-o -Me! 122 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,849 (SINGING) Someone's in the car with Oscar 123 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,100 As we're driving down the road 124 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:57,397 -It's Mussels. -(LAUGHING) 125 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,318 Do you think we should stop to ask for directions? 126 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:04,027 No. I know where we are going. 127 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:06,195 Well, I think we should just try. 128 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:10,036 -Coach, please. This is a shortcut. -Fine. 129 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,960 -(BUBBLING) -Uh, sirs, 130 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,957 I'm not sure if this shortcut is working. 131 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,746 In fact, I'm pretty sure we're not even in the fish tanks. 132 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:24,013 -Sirs? -Listen, Coach, 133 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:27,255 I want to apologize for getting curt with you earlier. 134 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:30,309 I let my temper get the best of me! 135 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:35,982 It takes a big man to admit he's wrong, Mr. Mussels. All is forgiven. 136 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,444 Uh, Mr. Mussels, what about the shortcut? 137 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:42,857 Oh, yeah, I was wrong about that too. I don't know where we are. 138 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,568 What? You mean we're lost? 139 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,365 Ding, Oscar. You're not looking at the road. 140 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:50,412 -(SCREAMS) -That's two dings. 141 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:54,157 Don't get any more unless you want to break my heart. 142 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:57,502 Okay, okay. Just got to find my way back into the tanks. 143 00:06:57,626 --> 00:07:01,246 But who knows their way around this outdoorsy area? (GASPS) 144 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,338 OSCAR: Milo! 145 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,925 -(PHONE RINGS) -(GRUNTS) Hello? 146 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,926 Hello, Milo. 147 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:13,725 It's Coach Salmons calling you from Oscar's cellular telephone. 148 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:16,728 -Okay, now ask him... -How are you, dear boy? 149 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:19,305 Good. I had four apples today. 150 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,479 Well, well, well, that's a lot of apples. 151 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,279 Yeah. And Bea only had one. 152 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,865 -Well, four is much more than one. -Uh, directions, Coach. 153 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:31,870 -Oh, yes. Say, Milo, can I... -(PHONE BEEPING) 154 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:33,832 Hello? Hello? 155 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:35,955 (BEEPING) 156 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:39,705 Oscar, your cellular phone has died. 157 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:42,745 -How many apples did that boy eat? -(GROANS) 158 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,126 OSCAR: (GROANS) So this is how it ends, 159 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:47,876 lost outside the tanks and I never get my license. 160 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,716 Fellows. Fellows, look. 161 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:51,506 COACH SALMONS: A Burger Bunny! 162 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,928 -BOTH: Burger Bunny! Burger Bunny! -(GROANS) 163 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:56,846 COACH SALMONS: Burger Bunny! 164 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:59,314 COACH SALMONS AND MR. MUSSELS: Yay! 165 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:04,185 -COACH SALMONS: Mm-mm! Ah! -Uh, okay. I'm gonna start driving again. 166 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,277 Is there anything else you guys need to do while we're here? 167 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:07,454 -Nope. -Nope. 168 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,280 Are you sure, Coach Salmons? 169 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:13,369 Why, yes I am, Oscar. (SLURPS) 170 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:16,577 (GRUNTS) 171 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:21,577 Ah. 172 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:26,125 -I have to use the little coach's room! -Hilarious! 173 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:29,296 -Oscar, Oscar, can we please pull over? -Fine. 174 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,263 Well? 175 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:36,641 Oscar, did you just turn without using a turn signal? 176 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:37,885 I don't know. Maybe. 177 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:42,611 Good little drivers always use their turn signals, Oscar. 178 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:46,612 -Wait, you mean? -(SLOWLY) Ding. 179 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:51,447 -My third ding. -I'm sorry, Oscar. (SIGHS) 180 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:55,235 You failed your driver's test. (SOBS) 181 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:58,334 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 182 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:08,667 (SOBS) 183 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:16,472 Oh, Coach, it's like someone just sucker-punched my heart. 184 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,098 I failed my driver's test. 185 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,900 -Can things get any worse? -(ALL SCREAM) 186 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,944 -What is it? -It's an arm. 187 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:28,987 -The arm has a body! -(CAT ROARS) 188 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:31,735 -We parked right behind a monster! -(CRASHING) 189 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,161 Oh, how inconvenient. 190 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,703 Take this and that. 191 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:37,794 Oh my goodness, it's too strong even for Mr. Mussels! 192 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:41,124 -Mother, I'll see you on the other side. -(CRASHING) 193 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,707 I don't want to die before I get my license! 194 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:46,962 -Calm. -Confident driver. 195 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,626 I know what I have to do. 196 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,558 (TIRES SQUEALING) 197 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,107 (ROARS) 198 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:10,861 Uh, sirs, I think it's time to show this beast how to park... parallel. 199 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,065 (BOTH GASP) 200 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,619 (CAT GROWLS) 201 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:29,297 Oh, Oscar! You just parallel parked us right out of danger. 202 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:30,420 And look! 203 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:40,718 Oscar, I just want to let you know how proud we are of all your crazy driving. 204 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,977 (SOBS) Very proud. 205 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,024 Well, I couldn't have done it without you guys 206 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,984 reminding me to be confident and stuff. 207 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,653 Too bad I failed my test. 208 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,944 (SINGING) Well, Oscar 209 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:55,856 Since you saved our lives, Mr. Mussels and I decided to revoke... 210 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,576 (SINGING) one of your dings! 211 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,701 You mean I get my license? 212 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,447 Now get over here. 213 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:05,457 Yes, come on. Let us take your picture. 214 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,127 Yes! 215 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:11,172 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 216 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:20,348 Tomorrow I think I'm gonna eat five whole apples. 217 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:24,230 Hey, guys, I passed my test! I'm a licensed driver! 218 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,640 I'll call you back, Phyllis. 219 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,650 -Congratulations. -We knew you could do it, Oscar. 220 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:32,361 Yup, all it took was a little patience and calm nerves. 221 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,816 OSCAR: I did it! 222 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,457 (DOGS BARKING) 223 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,165 MILO: This new TV is awesome. 224 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:58,257 Man, this big old screen is drying me out with its heat. 225 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,604 I sure could use a cold refreshing beverage. 226 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,930 -(BELL RINGS) -Oh, Oscar! Bea! 227 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,886 Can you please get me a juice? 228 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,188 MILO: Hmm. I guess they must have went out. 229 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,356 (SIGHS) That means I have to get it myself. 230 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,943 (STRAINS) 231 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,907 (BREATHES DEEPLY) I prepared for this moment. 232 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,373 With my backup fridge. 233 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,825 (STRAINS) 234 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,292 (GASPS) 235 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,826 (STRAINS) 236 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,592 (STRAINS) 237 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,679 (SLURPS) Hot dog! 238 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:43,933 BOTH: Hey! Hey! 239 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,598 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 240 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,522 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 241 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,599 Hey, Milo. What do you think of our "hey" dance? 242 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,730 Bea did the moves and I did the lyrics. 243 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,229 Whoa, dude. What's that on your head? 244 00:12:55,483 --> 00:13:00,203 It's my invention. I call it a fridge hat. (SLURPS) 245 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:01,913 A fridge what? 246 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:07,042 Well, let's say you want a cool, frosty beverage, 247 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:10,211 but you don't feel like swimming across the room. 248 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,501 -What do you do? -Uh, I don't know. 249 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,497 Wha-cha! Fridge hat. 250 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:17,089 (SLURPS) Try it for yourselves. 251 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:19,511 (BOTH SLURPING) 252 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,177 -Wow, this is something else! -(GASPS) Hey, this is awesome! 253 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,182 Um, where did you get the two extra fridges? 254 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:28,096 I got so excited I made 100 of them just now. 255 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:32,056 I figured an idea this good can't go to waste. 256 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,306 Everybody's gonna want one! 257 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:36,611 Boy, Milo, for a guy too lazy to swim to the fridge, 258 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,191 you sure are industrious. 259 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,568 (GASPS) You know, with a little paint and a glue gun 260 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,698 these things could be (SING-SONG) cute accessories! 261 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:47,493 So, what do you say? Are we in the fridge hat business? 262 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:50,365 -MILO AND BEA: Sign us up! -All right! 263 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,615 Let's get out there and sell these puppies. 264 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,420 Oh, wow, you guys. I think we're ready. 265 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:01,338 Let's make some dreams come true. Positions! 266 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,469 I'm so excited. 267 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:07,311 I mean, this is the first idea I've had that could actually help people. 268 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,768 Instead of hurting them. 269 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,595 Hello, friends! 270 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:15,147 Feast your eyes on the wonder machine that is sweeping Freshwater. 271 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,861 BEA: It's for all you thirsty fishes out there 272 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:22,204 who have been waiting so long for a cold, frosty beverage. 273 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,662 But today that wait is over. 274 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,869 Just look. (SLURPS) Aah! 275 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,834 Utterly refreshed. 276 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,696 -Oh, wow. -Oh, man. 277 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,963 -Wait, what's that noise? -(DISTANT CHEERING) 278 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,002 -(CHEERING) -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 279 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,131 -Hello, Freshwater! -ALL: Hey, Randy. 280 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:44,375 Let me introduce you to my newest invention, 281 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:47,009 the better fridge hat! 282 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:50,601 It's not just a bear, it's a fridge you can wear. 283 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:53,638 -(BEA AND OSCAR GASP) -No, no, no, no, no. 284 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,101 I'd like to tell you a little story. 285 00:14:56,187 --> 00:15:00,067 It was late last night and I was drinking warm juice. 286 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,984 Warm juice, boo! 287 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,403 So that's when it hit me. 288 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:06,658 What if I had a cool little buddy to get me drinks that are... 289 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:09,121 oh, I don't know, cold? 290 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,739 This is wrong. 291 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:16,207 Randy, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you stole my idea. 292 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,456 Well, how do I know you didn't steal the idea from me? 293 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:22,959 How dare you, sir? How dare you? 294 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,837 Well, then what's this? 295 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,051 RANDY: Why, I sent you this note on Monday. 296 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,795 Today is Friday, Milo, Friday. 297 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:32,521 -You're lying. -No, it really is Friday. 298 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:35,273 That hat is Milo's idea and you know it. 299 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,153 Girl, you've got to stop. 300 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,358 Randy's been selling this stuff all morning. 301 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,440 (GASPS) Et tu, Shellsea? 302 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:44,401 -(BOOING) -Leave Randy alone! 303 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:49,951 Randy, I'm not going to let you steal the one good idea I have ever had. 304 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,290 (LAUGHS MANIACALLY) I'm Randy Pincherson. 305 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,621 Evil! 306 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,462 How did he steal the idea? 307 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,249 If he had a nose, I'd bop him on it right now. 308 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:04,129 Just you wait, Pincherson. I shall return with an even better idea. 309 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,418 BEA: Thanks for coming out. 310 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:10,047 Boy, oh, boy, have we got something great for you! 311 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,511 Let's see it, sister. 312 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:15,019 I present to you all, fridge hat ultra. 313 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,096 -MILO: With a cute little hat. -(GASPS) 314 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,940 Cute hats make everything better. 315 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:22,437 It's so much better than my better fridge hat. 316 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:25,315 Yuck! Give me a fridge hat, boys. 317 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:28,073 Oh my gosh, it's so cool. 318 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:31,204 I can hardly... Wait, what's Randy got? 319 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,284 Randy's got the goods, baby. 320 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,581 You ever see a bear this debonair? 321 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,121 RANDY: He's even got a monocle. 322 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,368 -Insane! -(EXCITED CHATTER) 323 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,287 Here we are again. 324 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:44,797 I mean, can you believe what an incredible sales crab I am? 325 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:47,259 We're offering practically identical products, 326 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,433 but I'm the only one selling anything. 327 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,590 How did you know about the fridge hat? 328 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:55,641 And why do you know so much? Something's fishy. 329 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,265 I wish I knew what you were referring to, 330 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:01,152 but the beautiful music of your voice overwhelms me. 331 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:05,897 How can a crab in love be subject to reason... or copyright law? 332 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,185 Get your filthy claws off her! 333 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:11,359 (STRAINS AND GROANS) 334 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:12,872 (RINGS) 335 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,832 Whoa, looks like it's time for class. I'm Randy Pincherson! 336 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:21,915 We've got to figure out how he knows what we know what he knows what we know. 337 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,923 And there's only one way we can know that... 338 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,130 MILO: "Techmology." 339 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:30,051 -(CHUCKLES) TV! -(DOORBELL RINGING) 340 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,799 -So is the camera working? -Stop touching it, Milo. 341 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,715 Just find the proof we need to bust that crab. 342 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:39,520 Oh hey, Milo. What can I do for you? 343 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:43,234 Uh, my car broke down. Can I come in? 344 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:46,824 Mi casa es su casa. That's Spanish for "sure." 345 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:47,821 Gracias. 346 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,696 You know, Milo, I feel like I can trust you. 347 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:55,621 Would you like to see how the better fridge hat ultra is made? Huh? Would you? 348 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,785 (CLANKING AND WHIRRING) 349 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:04,535 RANDY: Look at 'em go. I hired the entire St. Clamcis Cheerleading squad. 350 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:08,799 Clams don't sleep. Did you know that? And they work like crazy. 351 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:16,264 And this is my printing press where I make my advertising. 352 00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:17,887 (RANDY LAUGHING DEEPLY) 353 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,887 Oh, and this is my pet alligator. 354 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:24,272 It's 18 kinds of illegal to have him here, you know. 355 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,517 Randy, this is very impress... 356 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,609 Choose your next words very carefully, Milo. 357 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:34,738 When I let go, you are gonna tell me exactly what you came here for, 358 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:38,447 or my hungry friend gets a fishy treat. 359 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,329 -Now spill it! -Well... 360 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,413 (SPLUTTERS) Um... 361 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,665 (WHIMPERS) I mean... 362 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,381 (MILO GROANS) 363 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,880 Look, did you steal the idea for the fridge hat? 364 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,878 Gasp, you figured it out. I stole your idea. 365 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,762 RANDY: It was just too genius to let it pass me by. 366 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,302 Of course, I've improved upon it since then. 367 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,851 But it was wrong and I'm sorry for all the pain and confusion I've caused you. 368 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,273 -You admit it? -Absotively. 369 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:07,805 Um, thank... Thank you for your time. 370 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,320 I've got to... I've got to go. 371 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,938 All right, bye. Thanks for visiting. 372 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,950 -(SPLASHING) -Randy, I want to play a board game. 373 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,580 OSCAR: Finally, video evidence. 374 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,159 FISH PUPPET: Gee, Randy, I sure am stupid. 375 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,172 CRAB PUPPET: That's okay. I expect it from a fish. 376 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:27,745 (GASPS) Puppets? 377 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,375 (LAUGHS) I don't remember being a puppet. 378 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:34,839 You stupid fishes trusted me? Come on, I'm the Pinchmaster! 379 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:39,795 I just hacked into your video feed. You didn't record a thing. 380 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,717 And Bea, this is just for you. 381 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,349 Mmm-wah. 382 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:48,153 Fireworks. (HISSES) 383 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,107 CLAMS AND RANDY: Pinchmaster out! 384 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,065 Crabs are the worst. 385 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:55,033 That crab is the meanest crab I have ever met. 386 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:58,236 Now if you'll excuse me, It's time I wrote a blog entry. 387 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,868 I didn't know Milo had a blog. 388 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,031 (TYPING) 389 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,701 Milo, what could you possibly be writing abou... 390 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:05,709 Our plans! 391 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,038 MILO: I needed a place to vent. 392 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,294 Somewhere private. You know, like the Internet. 393 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,796 You have one follower, and it's Randy. 394 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,221 (GASPS) Do you think that's how he knew? 395 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,972 Are you kidding? You gave it all away. 396 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:22,014 What have I done? 397 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:26,598 -Milo, this isn't your fault. -Randy abused your trusting nature. 398 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:30,941 (GROANS) I'm no genius. All this thing has caused is problems. 399 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,570 (STRAINS) 400 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,728 And Randy is the only one benefiting from it. 401 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,070 (STRAINS) 402 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,073 And it's... (SCREAMS) 403 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,605 It's extremely painful. 404 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,949 Milo, it took off your hair! 405 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,368 These things are defective after prolonged use. 406 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,995 Hmm. (GASPS) Of course! 407 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,661 You are a genius again. 408 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:51,833 I think it's time you wrote one more blog entry. 409 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,995 (CACKLES) 410 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,720 -(COMPUTER BEEPING) -Ooh, Milo, you are too good to me. 411 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,054 RANDY: I smell money in the air. 412 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,224 CROWD: Randy! Randy! Randy! 413 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,310 Everyone, thanks for showing up. 414 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,597 RANDY: By now you all know how incredible 415 00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:14,058 my invention, the better fridge hat, is as a hat. 416 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,901 But I've got something you're gonna like way better. 417 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,146 Impossible! 418 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,914 Everybody take off those old fridge hats 419 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,778 and get ready for the fridge hat mini. 420 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,989 Oh my gosh. They're so cute! 421 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,825 (SCREAMS) 422 00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,165 (ALL SCREAMING) 423 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,080 BOTH: Randy, look what you did to our hair! 424 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,134 -It's working! -Hot dog! 425 00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,336 What? That can't be right. 426 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,511 No, not the hat. (SCREAMS) 427 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,259 -(LAUGHS) -Randy, looking good! 428 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:45,011 -Get that hairless crab! -(ALL CLAMORING) 429 00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:47,766 -Get him! He cheated us. -Somebody get that crab! 430 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:49,847 (PANTS) 431 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,557 (SCREAMS) 432 00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,349 Oh, no you don't, Randy. 433 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,399 -(YELLING) -(RANDY SCREAMS) 434 00:21:56,816 --> 00:22:02,316 Well, Randy, I guess yours was the rip-off after all. (LAUGHS) 435 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:05,366 Good thing I had another brilliant idea. 436 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:10,200 Who wants emergency rainbow afros of love? 437 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:11,502 (clamoring) 438 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,371 -Good one, Milo. -Thanks! 439 00:22:14,432 --> 00:22:16,382 (SINGING) Afros! 440 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,763 MOUSE: You know, I don't mind spring cleaning. 441 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,338 Something about tidying and picking up around the terrarium. 442 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,545 You never know what kind of old stuff you're gonna come across. 443 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:26,758 (RUMMAGING) 444 00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:30,268 Uh, Snake, whose is this? 445 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:34,482 Well, I am sure I don't know... (GAGS) 446 00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,815 Oh, you're right about finding old stuff, Mouse. 447 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,740 I totally forgot about that dude. 448 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:45,412 MOUSE: Well, let me know when you find my mind, 'cause I'm losing it! 33744

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