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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,959 --> 00:00:02,919 (BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:04,883 -(SONG BEGINS) - One, two, three, four 3 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,633 Who's that knocking at my door? 4 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:08,215 Five, six, seven, eight 5 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,892 Hurry up and don't be late 6 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,510 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 7 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:13,097 Got a secret I can't tell 8 00:00:13,305 --> 00:00:14,845 Flap your fins, flip your tail 9 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:16,482 School's out, ring the bell 10 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,020 La, la, la, la 11 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:19,805 Ooh 12 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,440 La, la, la, la 13 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:22,983 Ooh 14 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,398 La, la, la, la 15 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,316 Ooh 16 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,147 La, la, la, la 17 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,698 Ooh 18 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,373 One, two, three, four 19 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,822 Who's that knocking at my door? 20 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,623 Five, six, seven, eight 21 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:36,035 Hurry up and don't be late 22 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:37,911 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 23 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,621 Got a secret I can't tell 24 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,208 Flap your fins, flip your tail 25 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,035 School's out, ring the bell! 26 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,338 (SONG ENDS) 27 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,547 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 28 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,095 (SQUEAKS) 29 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:07,154 And that, class, is how Shellington won the battle of water in the loo. 30 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:09,316 Look at the bunny! 31 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:12,066 -It's so cute! -Milo! 32 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:15,533 It's not bunny-looking time. It's learning time. 33 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:17,373 Yup, I knew that. 34 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:18,826 Hey, friends. 35 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:21,418 Scootchy-scootch. Scootchy-scootchy-scootch. 36 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,745 You, uh, all settled in there, Milo? 37 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:27,881 One second. A-scootchy, a-scootchy A-scootchy- scootchy-scootchy! 38 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,715 -Okay. -Oh, good. 39 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:32,048 I wouldn't want you to be uncomfortable. 40 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,757 Oh, I appreciate that, Mr. Baldwin. 41 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:38,270 Now then, after flushing the enemy, Shellington went on to... 42 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,854 Milo, pop quiz. Tell me what I just said. 43 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:45,479 (KISSES) Oh, you're French you say? Ooh-la-la! 44 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,567 -Milo! -Yeah, yeah, I'm good. 45 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:50,236 -See me after class. -BOTH: Uh-oh. 46 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:53,107 We need to talk, Milo. 47 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:56,068 Oh, are you having trouble with the ladies again? 48 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:59,333 Of course, but this time we need to talk about you. 49 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:00,703 Whoa! I ain't no lady. 50 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:03,002 Milo, you're failing this class. 51 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,831 If you can't focus enough to pass tomorrow's test, 52 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:08,587 I have no choice but to hold you back a year. 53 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:10,877 (GASPS) Hold me back? 54 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:14,217 Ah, I get it! 55 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:17,466 You think that I am so awesome 56 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:19,974 that you just want to keep me around here for another year. 57 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:23,347 I mean, let's face it, we have shared a lot of laughs together. 58 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:25,765 I stopped laughing in 1986. 59 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:29,067 The fact is you need to study, Milo. 60 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:33,201 Study like you've never studied before, because you have to save myself... 61 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,860 I mean, yourself, from another year of this. 62 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,450 Do you understand me, Milo? 63 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:43,457 You know, for a guy who doesn't laugh, you sure make some funny jokes. 64 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:46,422 (LAUGHS) I'm gonna go get some lunch. Do you want anything? 65 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,383 Milo, I'm... I'm serious! 66 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:49,625 (SQUEAKING) 67 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:53,472 -(SCAT SINGING) -Oh my gosh, Milo. 68 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:54,804 What happened with Mr. Baldwin? 69 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,295 Does he have lady trouble again? 70 00:02:56,426 --> 00:03:00,136 Yes, and he said he's gonna hold me back unless I pass tomorrow's test. 71 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:04,689 But secretly I think he can't bear to part with me. 72 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:08,023 -Hold you back? -(GASPS) Milo! That's horrible news! 73 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,023 -Why? -I don't think you understand. 74 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,228 if you're held back... 75 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,356 ...it'll ruin your chances for a good college! 76 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:15,198 And we'll lose you as a friend. 77 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,780 Well, somebody's being a little... (SING-SONG) dramatic. 78 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:22,949 Guys, don't worry. We're best buds. School can't get in the way of that. 79 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:26,748 Not true, Milo. The code of the schoolyard says 80 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,793 "fish in different grades cannot be friends." 81 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,550 What? That's crazy talk. 82 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:35,508 -(MALE VOICE) He's right. -Oh, hi. And you are? 83 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:37,927 Don't you remember? I'm Kevin. 84 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:40,301 No. 85 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:44,559 The four of us were the best of friends, and we went on many adventures, see? 86 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:48,055 KEVIN: Like when we went outside of the tank in water suits. 87 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:51,606 (CHUCKLING) Or when Milo got a dog Or the time we saved Christmas. 88 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:54,443 But because I was held back, no one remembers me. 89 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,819 Oh my gosh! This is serious! 90 00:03:57,028 --> 00:04:00,408 I don't want to lose you! You have to help me learn! 91 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:02,905 Don't worry, bro. You can count on us. 92 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:06,288 Yeah, can't nothing break up this band of bros... 93 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,248 And one sister, who's not related. 94 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:11,418 In fact, not a sister at all. 95 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,381 Details, details. (SING-SONG) Doodley-doo. 96 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:17,506 -(ALL LAUGH NERVOUSLY) -Hey! 97 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:21,554 Oh, hi. And you are? 98 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:24,346 (SOBS) 99 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:30,689 All right, Milo, are you ready to study harder than you've ever studied before? 100 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:32,976 (SCOFFS) Do you know who you're talking to? 101 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:37,904 I happen to be an expert study... er... ing guy. 102 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:40,783 And I can absorb any information given to me, 103 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,744 Like this history lesson. 104 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,327 -(CRUNCHING) -(LOUD GULP) 105 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:47,825 (BELCHES) Ah! 106 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:51,124 Now the information will be absorbed by my body, 107 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,541 and in three hours it will leave to make room for more information. 108 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:56,133 Mmm. 109 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,467 Wait, what were we talking about again? 110 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,509 (GROANS) We're gonna have to try some new tactics. 111 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:06,765 Okay, Milo, it's obvious just sitting there and studying isn't going to work. 112 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:07,853 Tell me about it. 113 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:10,693 So, I thought we could liven up the studying 114 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,981 with the power of the (DRAMATICALLY) theater! 115 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,266 Places, everyone. Places. 116 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,987 Hello, great and noble fish of this land. 117 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:22,699 We come from a place far away and we are sick and very hungry. 118 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:23,994 Oh. 119 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:28,367 Oh, I'm sorry you're sick, Esmargot. Do you need a tissue? 120 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:31,115 She's not really sick, Finberley! It's a play. 121 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:36,248 Actually, I am kind of sick. I'm always kinda sick. (SNEEZES) 122 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,171 -Ew. -Pull it together, guys. 123 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:41,546 We have to teach Milo. Clamantha, your line, please. 124 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:44,796 -I'm a clam. -No! (GROANS) This is all wrong! 125 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,313 (SIGHS) The line is... 126 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:53,136 (CLEARS THROAT) In 1620, the pioneer fish of our tank 127 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:57,730 came together to celebrate the first... (SING-SONG) Fishgiving. 128 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:00,936 Do you see what I'm doing there? (SING-SONG) Fishgiving! 129 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:02,486 Are you learning anything, Milo? 130 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:06,156 A long time ago, there was a sick cowboy who wanted some turkey. 131 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:09,216 Right? That's it, right? That's the answer? 132 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:14,330 Oh, wait, that's not it. I'm gonna lose you guys forever! 133 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,955 Oscar, you can help me, right? 134 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:20,917 I believe so, but my study technique is a little more scientific. 135 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:22,169 Whatever it takes. 136 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:25,639 Okay, close your eyes and follow the sound of my voice. 137 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:29,389 (WAILS) 138 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:33,978 We are traveling through time! (WAILS) 139 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:37,612 Stop. We've reached our destination. Now open your eyes 140 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:41,481 And behold, the siege of Fishtroy! 141 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:45,282 OSCAR: Jumbo and Albert will lead the Greek fish invaders. 142 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:46,622 Opa! 143 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:50,698 And I'll command the fish Trojan defense. 144 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,119 Oh! 145 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:56,997 Here we have the archers and the mighty Spearmen defending our fair city. 146 00:06:57,375 --> 00:07:01,125 Versus Achilles and the mighty Ajax. 147 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:06,587 Two armies locked in combat over the most beautiful fish in the world. 148 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:10,308 -Bea? -(STAMMERS) 149 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:14,308 -No! Uh, Helen of Fishtroy. -Oh, that was my next guess. 150 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:17,936 Give us Helen. We're super tough fish. 151 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:21,234 What do you think, Milo? Are they strong enough to take her? 152 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:22,688 I don't know. 153 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:24,779 But they've got a robot. It's obvious. 154 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:28,775 Of course it is, but you've forgotten one crucial detail... 155 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:33,293 I have no idea what's going on here! 156 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,543 (SIGHS) I'm sorry, guys. 157 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:41,539 I really wanna pass the test. It's just nothing's working. 158 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,803 Well, we've covered the basics. 159 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:46,465 Maybe you're just an untraditional student. 160 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:50,099 -You shut your mouth! -No, no, no, what Bea means is, 161 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:53,561 maybe compared to other kids your brain works differently. 162 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:56,143 Oh, forget it. I give up. 163 00:07:56,309 --> 00:08:00,189 All these facts and dates, they just don't stick to my brain. 164 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,821 It's like my brain is made of non-stick spray, 165 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:06,699 which was invented on May 4th, 1986. 166 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:10,197 -(BOTH GASP) -Milo, how did you know that? 167 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,203 MILO: I learned that when we were almost run over 168 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:15,253 by that can of non-stick spray last Fishtober 13th. 169 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:16,870 -That's amazing. -MILO: It was like the time 170 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:19,785 we were almost eaten by that jellyfish inside the aquarium last June 30. 171 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:24,301 (GASPS) Did you know that jellyfish are 95 percent water? 172 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:28,173 What? That means I'm, like, only 5 percent jelly. 173 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,341 What? 174 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:33,602 MILO: Or that other time on July 31st in the sewage treatment center... 175 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:35,425 Wait, Milo. How can you remember 176 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,385 every detail of every time you almost got us killed, 177 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,480 but not remember one history fact? 178 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,057 (GASPS) I got it! 179 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,900 That's the untraditional way that Milo learns. 180 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:47,113 (GASPS) When his life is threatened! 181 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:50,658 BOTH: We have to kill Milo. (LAUGH) 182 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,659 Uh, I don't like where this is going. 183 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:54,865 (SONG BEGINS) 184 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:57,996 Final exam, final exam 185 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:01,328 It's time to get ready for the final exam 186 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,501 Final exam, final exam 187 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:07,799 It's time to get ready for the final exam 188 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,881 If you wanna pass, you'd better know 189 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,927 How coral forms, why seaweed grows 190 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:17,637 How flowers get food Is one you can't miss 191 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:20,636 Photosynthesis 192 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:23,812 Final exam, final exam 193 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,980 It's time to get ready for the final exam 194 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:30,243 Final exam, final exam 195 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,450 It's time to get ready for the final exam 196 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:36,575 Final exam, final exam 197 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:39,945 It's time to get ready for the final exam 198 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:43,038 Final exam, final exam 199 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,706 You better be ready For your last chance final exam 200 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:49,335 You'll do fine if you put in the time 201 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:52,716 Just keep your head down Put your nose to the grind 202 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,182 Literally. 203 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,345 (SONG ENDS) 204 00:09:58,181 --> 00:09:59,811 BALDWIN: Test time. 205 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,434 -(ALL GROAN) -CLAMANTHA: Yay! 206 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:05,901 Ah, you can smell the anticipation. (SNIFFS) 207 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,234 Oh, smells like fish. Wait a minute! 208 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,525 Something's off. Hey, where's Milo? 209 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,358 Has anyone seen Milo? 210 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:17,525 I'm here, Mr. Baldwin. (COUGHS) 211 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:22,207 I'm just gonna need a little help getting to my desk, that's all. (GROANS) 212 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:26,496 -What happened to you? -He's been studying really hard. 213 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:31,838 I'm so filled with knowledge right now that... it hurts! 214 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:37,585 Studying, huh? Well, I want to believe it so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. 215 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,061 (GASPS) 216 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,518 (GROANS) 217 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,435 (MILO MUMBLING) 218 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,359 -Done! -I'll take that. 219 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,153 Now let's see here. 220 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,029 -(MILO WHIMPERS) -(BEA GASPS) 221 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,565 -(HEAVY BREATHING) -(WHIMPERING) 222 00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:00,079 (LOUDLY) Do you mind? 223 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,828 What'd I get? What'd I get? What'd I get? 224 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,663 Well, Milo, you got a... 225 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,749 good enough grade to pass! 226 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,335 -I'm good enough? -Just barely. 227 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:12,762 -You're barely good. -Whoo-hoo! 228 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:16,972 -I'm not losing my friends! -(CHEERING AND LAUGHING) 229 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:20,387 And I'm not losing anymore hair due to stress. 230 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:25,274 -Oh, Milo, I'm so proud of you. -Yeah, bro, you really pulled through. 231 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:28,305 Oh, I couldn't have done it without you guys. 232 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:32,531 One thing though, it's sure gonna be hard to say goodbye to that French girl. 233 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,645 She was smokin'. 234 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,659 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 235 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,134 (BIRD SQUAWKS) 236 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,300 I love this show. 237 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,144 I know, I could totally watch it, like, all day. 238 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,394 MILO: It's so much better than last season. 239 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:04,433 (BIRD SQUAWKS) 240 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:07,351 Yeah, the cat never learns. (LAUGHS) 241 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,648 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 242 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,605 (BIRD SQUAWKS) 243 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:11,858 (MEOWS) 244 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,613 (CAT HOWLS) 245 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,784 (MEOWS) 246 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:19,242 (LAUGHING) 247 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,794 Cat in a bucket! 248 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,702 (WEAKLY) I'm gonna... pee myself. 249 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:30,001 I already did. (LAUGHS) 250 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,634 Mmm. 251 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,628 Dude, why aren't you laughing? 252 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,641 (SHRIEKING) What does it matter? Why do you care? 253 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,180 Just get off my back, okay? 254 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,426 -What was that all about? -Maybe you should go check on him. 255 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:49,484 -(TYPING) -Oscar. Are you okay? 256 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:53,064 -OSCAR: I'm fine. -(GASPS) You're blogging! 257 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,193 Everything is not fine. You only blog when you're upset. 258 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,896 Just go back and watch your show. 259 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,737 -Do you need a hug? -Not today. 260 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:05,702 Come on, talk to me, man. Let the power of the hug open your heart. 261 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:09,208 Hey, is everything... Oh my gosh, Oscar's blogging! 262 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,874 Oscar, listen to me. 263 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,839 Whatever is troubling you, you'll make it through, I promise. 264 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,298 I don't want to talk about it! 265 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:19,795 -Should I use the face? -It's the only way. Just be gentle on him. 266 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,724 BEA: (ROBOTICALLY) Oscar, look at me. 267 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,716 -Bea? -No, Oscar, don't see Bea, 268 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,023 the beautiful and talented woman. 269 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,887 Just see computer screen, 270 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,637 the unjudging face you can tell anything to. 271 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,729 I... I... I don't get it! 272 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,725 I don't get what's so funny about that show. 273 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:41,357 That's it? You didn't laugh at the cat? No biggie, man. 274 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,201 I don't get what's so funny about most things you two laugh at. 275 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:48,544 It makes me feel kind of different and stupid. 276 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,873 (ROBOTICALLY) Computer screen is sorry for you. 277 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,500 -Yeah, you should probably stop that. -Sorry. 278 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,878 Oscar, don't worry. I mean, yes, a good sense of humor 279 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,591 is number one on a girl's list of hot-guy traits, 280 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,676 but you have other good qualities. Like tidiness. 281 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,554 Oh, and that thing you do with the soap. 282 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:10,353 (SOBS) Please help me. Help me to laugh. 283 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,943 -You think we can do this? -We have to do this... 284 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,944 -for Oscar. -For Oscar. 285 00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,186 For me! 286 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:20,783 MILO: Just, just relax your face. Just relax. 287 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,822 Now I was thinking about your condition. 288 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,777 and you know how some people are color blind? 289 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,044 MILO: I think maybe you are funny blind. 290 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,374 So I got you these special glasses to help. 291 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:39,837 Ah-ha, now you're ready for the masters to teach you what's funny. 292 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,132 I hope this works. 293 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,091 Okay, Milo, here's your script. 294 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,086 No, thanks. I'm more of a wing-it kind of guy. 295 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,010 Improv! I could do that. 296 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,813 Knock, knock. 297 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,434 -It's your line. -What? 298 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:55,267 -It's your line. -Oh, okay. Read me in again. 299 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:58,187 -Knock, knock. -Little old lady who? 300 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,824 -Thank you and good night. -No! 301 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,940 See? This is why we need a script. 302 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:06,199 -But scripts are for suckers. -Somebody call me? 303 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:09,031 (SUCKING) 304 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,197 Am I supposed to be laughing yet? 305 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,211 No, hang on. Come on, Milo. We've got to do this for Oscar. 306 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,828 Right, for Oscar. 307 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,634 Why do you keep doing that pausey thing? 308 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:23,205 Visualization. I imagine I am a very funny comedienne, 309 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,967 about to tell a joke at a packed nightclub. 310 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,889 Oh. 311 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,972 Well, I'm gonna imagine that I'm a surfing polar bear. 312 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,180 (GROWLS) Hang ten! 313 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,846 Milo, we have to tell the joke 314 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:38,347 or else Oscar will never know how to be normal. 315 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:39,613 (SIGHS) 316 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,281 (TYPING) 317 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:46,242 Now let's see-- how to find "sense of humor." 318 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:47,909 Here we go. 319 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,535 Hurry up! 320 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,079 (CAT HOWLS) 321 00:15:55,830 --> 00:16:01,250 Again! Again! Play it again! (LAUGHS) 322 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,375 (FLUSHING) 323 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:11,348 -Oscar, no! -It's no use, Milo. 324 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,637 I'm never gonna learn how to laugh at anything. 325 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,176 Hmm. Hey, you remember that time 326 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,727 when you bet me I couldn't fit 20 apples in my mouth? 327 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,938 Yeah, you sure do love apples. 328 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,649 And grapes. They're healthy. 329 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,862 But I knew there was no way I was gonna fit them all in 330 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,823 so I just pretended to do it. 331 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,993 -You what? -I pretended. 332 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,905 I gave you 20 fish dollars for that. 333 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,115 Exactly. See? 334 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,914 If you pretend to laugh at everything, 335 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,666 everybody will think you have a great sense of humor. 336 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,580 -People will like me... -Yup, yup, yup. 337 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,749 ...if I just pretend to laugh at everything? 338 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:47,296 -Laugh at everything. -I'll do it! 339 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,260 (LAUGHS WEAKLY) 340 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,803 Hmm, that sounds like a dying hamster. 341 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,814 -Try again. -(FAKE LAUGH) 342 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,562 -No, come on. You can do better. -(LAUGHS) 343 00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,015 -Laugh like you mean it! -(LAUGHS) 344 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,404 Bigger! Be a man! Give me a big-man laugh. 345 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,692 -(LAUGHS LOUDLY) -Whoa, too big. 346 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,895 You don't want people to think you're a psychopath. 347 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,525 -(LAUGHS) -Better. 348 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,066 MILO: Is it chocolate or is it butter? 349 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:16,700 And that's when he said, "that's not tapioca pudding. That's shampoo." 350 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,577 (BOTH LAUGH) 351 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,874 (LAUGHS) Whoo! 352 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,880 He thought it was pudding. 353 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,424 -(OSCAR LAUGHING) -Oscar, you're laughing. 354 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,045 -I am. -Good for you. 355 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,591 (LAUGHS) 356 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:29,919 (LAUGHS) 357 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:30,929 (SONG BEGINS) 358 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,180 When you smile The world is yours 359 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:38,805 Always in style, never a chore 360 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,060 Yes, when you smile 361 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,484 Your heart, it glows 362 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:48,191 And all you need is right beneath your nose 363 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:52,032 Yes, when you smile from ear to ear 364 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,413 -(BELCHES) -(SINGING) Just like a child 365 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,867 It grows more every year 366 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,333 'Cause when you smile 367 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,464 Life's at your feet 368 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,376 Oscar's smile just can't be beat 369 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,460 (SONG ENDS) 370 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,796 (LAUGHS) 371 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:11,168 -Looking good, Oscar. -Thanks, ladies. 372 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:15,092 I was down in the dumps since my dirt pile got knocked over. 373 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,014 But your laughter made me all happy-like again. 374 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,637 (LAUGHS) Sounds great. 375 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:23,894 If we laughed at anything, I guess it would be you. 376 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:27,648 -Thanks, guys. -Oscar, I want to see you in my office... 377 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,357 To tell you about the award ceremony... 378 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:34,744 In which I present you with the most popular student award. 379 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:39,827 -(CHEERING) -This is the best day of my life. 380 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,632 Milo, I just want to thank you for teaching me how to laugh. 381 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:51,669 -Or at least how to pretend to. -(LAUGHING) 382 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,310 Move it, guppies! 383 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:04,886 -Wha! -(OSCAR LAUGHING) 384 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,267 (TEETH CHATTERING) 385 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,766 (OSCAR CONTINUES LAUGHING) 386 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:16,697 (OSCAR LAUGHING) 387 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:22,195 Me and you, three o'clock! 388 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,792 Jocktopus will punch that smile off your face. 389 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:29,501 (HYPERVENTILATES) This wasn't supposed to happen! 390 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,625 I just wanted to fit in, not get creamed to a pulp. 391 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,915 (PANTS) Got to run away. 392 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,591 -(SCREAMS) -Don't you go nowheres. 393 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:41,307 Yeah, Jocktopus gets cranky if he doesn't do his daily punching. 394 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:42,970 I like raspberry cake. 395 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,692 -Hike! -(OSCAR SCREAMS) 396 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:48,976 -Oscar! -Are you okay? 397 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:52,653 -Yeah, I think so. -Okay, everybody relax. 398 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:53,975 Good idea. 399 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,953 -Are you... -...bananas? 400 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,412 I thought that maybe if I laughed at everything 401 00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,871 I'd be more fun to hang out with. 402 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,490 That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 403 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,697 That's what I said! 404 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,115 Oscar, I like you the way you are. 405 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,366 That's what I said! 406 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,667 Milo, Oscar needs our help right now. 407 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,749 Wait, Oscar. I've got it. 408 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,995 You can just pretend to laugh. 409 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:17,048 Uh, yeah, that's the same idea that got me into this mess. 410 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:20,853 I know, but this time it'll be even more genius. 411 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,758 (WHISPERS) 412 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:30,226 Where is he? Jocktopus's time is valuable. 413 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,112 Milo: Oh, Jocktopus! 414 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:36,065 -Are you sure about this? -Have I ever been wrong? 415 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,816 I'm doomed. 416 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,743 Oscar is ready for his pummeling now. 417 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,994 Never has a pummeling felt so good. 418 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:51,416 -(LAUGHS) -You still think this is funny? 419 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,792 (LAUGHS) 420 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,415 (OSCAR LAUGHS SHAKILY) 421 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,170 (OSCAR GROANS) 422 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,799 -(LAUGHS) -What's wrong with you? 423 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,087 What kind of freak likes getting bullied? 424 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:06,433 Go ahead, Jocktopus. Give him your worst. Oscar loves it! 425 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,100 -(LAUGHS) -Seriously, you're freaking Jocktopus out. 426 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,936 (LAUGHS) Whoo! Whoo! 427 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,649 Stop it! Stop laughing at Jocktopus! 428 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,735 (ALL LAUGH) 429 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,371 (SPITS, LAUGHS) 430 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,413 (LAUGHING) 431 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,209 Why are you all laughing at me? 432 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,293 (SOBS) 433 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,671 -(LAUGHS WEAKLY) Is he gone? -Yup. 434 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:39,971 Good. 435 00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:44,472 Man, laughing at everything sure was tiring. 436 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,723 And painful. Don't forget painful. 437 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,682 You did it, Oscar. You survived. 438 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:51,849 -I knew you could do it. -Yeah, I guess I did. 439 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,806 You know, as Jocktopus was smashing my head on the ground, 440 00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:57,187 -I realized something. -Gravel is hard? 441 00:21:57,274 --> 00:22:00,824 Yes, and I don't need to laugh to enjoy my time with you two. 442 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,355 You like me for me and that's all that matters. 443 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,197 That's what we've been saying, silly. 444 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,027 Guys, guys, the show is on. 445 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:12,455 (MUFFLED MEOWING) 446 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:16,459 -(BEA AND MILO LAUGHING) -OSCAR: I still don't get it. 447 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,378 (SQUEALS) Those fish are crackups! 448 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,049 Hey, why aren't you laughing, mouse? 449 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,886 (GASPS) Your sense of humor's all messed up just like Oscar's. 450 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:30,221 No, I get the jokes. I just don't think they're funny. 451 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:33,479 Sheesh! Well, what do you think is funny? 452 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:36,312 -(SNAPS FINGERS) -(CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING) 453 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:41,647 -(HORN HONKS) -(LAUGHS) 454 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:44,532 -MOUSE: Now that's entertainment. -(HORN HONKING) 34254

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