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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,583 --> 00:00:02,213 ( minor-key organ music playing ) 2 00:00:05,208 --> 00:00:07,328 Stan: IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT, 3 00:00:07,667 --> 00:00:10,627 AND THE TALKING DOG WAS HOLDING A FLASHLIGHT. 4 00:00:11,792 --> 00:00:12,962 WAIT A SECOND. 5 00:00:13,041 --> 00:00:15,541 IT'S A BLOG. NO ONE CAN SEE ME. 6 00:00:18,959 --> 00:00:20,919 I'VE NEVER QUITE UNDERSTOOD HALLOWEEN. 7 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,210 WHY DO PEOPLE GET SO EXCITED ABOUT DRESSING UP 8 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:25,831 TO BEG FOR TREATS? I BEG FOR TREATS EVERY DAY, 9 00:00:25,917 --> 00:00:27,667 AND I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR MAKEUP TO DO IT. 10 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:30,000 UNLESS I WANT TO FEEL PRETTY. 11 00:00:30,542 --> 00:00:31,542 ( thunder crashes ) 12 00:00:31,625 --> 00:00:34,875 ( screaming ) 13 00:00:34,959 --> 00:00:36,539 Stan: I DIDN'T HIT SAVE! 14 00:00:37,667 --> 00:00:39,377 ( music playing ) 15 00:00:39,458 --> 00:00:41,998 WHERE IS AVERY? SHOULD WE START WITHOUT HER? 16 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:44,673 UH, TYLER, WE CANNOT PLAN HALLOWEEN WITHOUT AVERY. 17 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:46,380 AVERY IS HALLOWEEN. 18 00:00:46,458 --> 00:00:47,958 SHE DOES PLAN AN AMAZING PARTY. 19 00:00:48,041 --> 00:00:49,961 HER EFFECTS WERE SO REALISTIC LAST YEAR 20 00:00:50,041 --> 00:00:51,961 WE STILL CAN'T GET THOSE GHOST HUNTERS TO LEAVE US ALONE. 21 00:00:52,834 --> 00:00:53,884 GET OUT OF HERE! 22 00:00:55,917 --> 00:00:58,827 SORRY I'M LATE. I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY HEAD IS AT. 23 00:00:58,917 --> 00:01:00,247 Bennett: WHOA! WHOA! 24 00:01:01,375 --> 00:01:03,035 ( laughing and cheering ) 25 00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:06,625 AVERY, YOU'RE AN AWESOME PRANKSTER AND A HALLOWEEN GENIUS. 26 00:01:06,709 --> 00:01:07,539 THANKS. 27 00:01:07,625 --> 00:01:11,165 AND LIKE THE CANDY WE GET ON HALLOWEEN, YOU'RE FUN SIZE. 28 00:01:12,291 --> 00:01:14,291 AVERY, I HOPE YOUR PLANS ARE AMAZING THIS YEAR. 29 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:17,785 YEAH, BECAUSE LAST YEAR WAS SO INCREDIBLE, NOW EVERYONE WANTS TO COME. 30 00:01:19,083 --> 00:01:21,583 WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE! WE ARE ALL ALIVE! 31 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 YEAH, AVERY, THIS PARTY BETTER BE GREAT 32 00:01:25,083 --> 00:01:27,043 'CAUSE I'M COUNTING ON ALL THE CUTE GIRLS I'M INVITING 33 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:29,035 GETTING SCARED SO I CAN COMFORT THEM. 34 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:32,458 I'M COUNTING ON ALL THE BOYS I WAS FORCED TO INCLUDE 35 00:01:32,542 --> 00:01:34,172 GETTING SCARED SO THEY'LL RUN AWAY. 36 00:01:34,417 --> 00:01:35,537 I DON'T LIKE BOYS. 37 00:01:35,625 --> 00:01:38,245 OR PEOPLE WHO FORCE ME TO INCLUDE THEM. 38 00:01:39,792 --> 00:01:41,672 ALL RIGHT, HALLOWEEN IS DAYS AWAY, 39 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:45,210 AND AS MEMBERS OF THE PLANNING COMMITTEE, HERE ARE YOUR ASSIGNMENTS. 40 00:01:45,917 --> 00:01:48,497 MOM, STAY OUT OF MY WAY. DAD, STAY OUT OF MY WAY. 41 00:01:48,583 --> 00:01:51,003 TYLER, STAY OUT OF MY WAY. CHLOE, YOU'RE MY ASSISTANT. 42 00:01:51,083 --> 00:01:53,463 YES! WHAT DO I DO? STAY OUT OF MY WAY. 43 00:01:54,083 --> 00:01:56,883 BUT I'M THE SENIOR VP OF SKELETONS, EYEBALLS, 44 00:01:56,959 --> 00:01:58,079 AND "WOO" SOUNDS. 45 00:01:58,166 --> 00:02:01,246 DAD, THAT WAS JUST A FIGUREHEAD POSITION. IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 46 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:02,883 BUT IT MEANT SOMETHING TO ME. 47 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:05,580 SO, AREN'T YOU EVEN GOING TO TELL US WHAT YOU'RE PLANNING? 48 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:08,417 WELL, AFTER LAST YEAR WHEN CHLOE SPOILED THE SURPRISE THAT 49 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:11,750 THAT THE WITCH WOULD BE VOMITING PEA SOUP ON EVERYONE AS THEY WALKED BY, 50 00:02:11,834 --> 00:02:14,464 EVERYTHING IS NOW ON A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS. 51 00:02:14,542 --> 00:02:15,882 AND WHAT DID I TELL YOU, CHLOE? 52 00:02:15,959 --> 00:02:18,539 SNITCHES HURT WITCHES. 53 00:02:19,542 --> 00:02:21,502 FINE, AVERY. YOU'RE THE BOSS. 54 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:22,543 AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT 55 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:25,495 BECAUSE I'M HOPING TO BE CONSIDERED AS THE NEW VP OF "WOO" SOUNDS. 56 00:02:26,375 --> 00:02:30,415 I JUST HAVE ONE REQUEST: THAT STAN STAYS OUTSIDE FOR THE PARTY. 57 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,250 WE DON'T WANT HIM RUNNING TO THE FRONT DOOR BARKING 58 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:33,673 EVERY TIME THE DOORBELL RINGS. 59 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:35,830 I CAN'T TALK IN FRONT OF HER, I CAN'T BARK, 60 00:02:35,917 --> 00:02:39,037 I CAN'T WEAR HER NIGHTGOWNS. WHAT CAN I DO? 61 00:02:40,041 --> 00:02:41,961 WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE AT THE PARTY SO MUCH? 62 00:02:42,041 --> 00:02:43,331 I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT HALLOWEEN. 63 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:47,247 I CARE EVEN LESS FOR BEING LOCKED OUTSIDE WHILE EVERYONE ELSE GOES WILD. 64 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:50,003 IT'S LIKE BEING THE CASHIER AT AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET. 65 00:02:51,583 --> 00:02:53,793 STAN, MOM DOESN'T WANT YOU IN THE HOUSE. 66 00:02:54,625 --> 00:02:56,455 UNLESS SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT IT'S YOU. 67 00:02:56,542 --> 00:03:00,082 EASY. I'LL CHANGE MY NAME. CAPTAIN AMERICA. 68 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,330 STAN, YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR NAME TO CAPTAIN AMERICA. 69 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:04,827 WHAT, IT'S NOT A FREE COUNTRY? 70 00:03:04,917 --> 00:03:06,877 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT CAPTAIN AMERICA FIGHTS FOR. 71 00:03:07,959 --> 00:03:09,829 WELL, I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE A COSTUME. 72 00:03:09,917 --> 00:03:12,747 GREAT IDEA. I KNOW JUST WHAT TO WEAR. 73 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:15,753 GET IT? I'M A HOT DOG! 74 00:03:17,542 --> 00:03:20,922 STAN, THE POINT IS TO WEAR A COSTUME THAT DISGUISES WHO YOU ARE. 75 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,040 GOT IT. 76 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:25,415 LOOK AT ME. I'M AN ITALIAN SAUSAGE. 77 00:03:26,208 --> 00:03:28,328 ( theme music playing ) 78 00:03:43,583 --> 00:03:45,173 HEY, GUYS. CHECK THIS OUT. 79 00:03:47,375 --> 00:03:49,035 ( laughing ) 80 00:03:51,917 --> 00:03:53,457 YOU REALIZE THAT HE'S AT LEAST THE HUNDREDTH KID 81 00:03:53,542 --> 00:03:55,042 WHO'S DONE THAT IN THE LAST THREE DAYS? 82 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:57,125 YEAH, BUT HE'S THE FIRST ONE TO MAKE IT WORK. 83 00:03:57,917 --> 00:04:00,077 WELL, HERE'S A ZANY IDEA. WHY DON'T YOU GO TALK TO HIM? 84 00:04:00,667 --> 00:04:02,207 YEAH, THE LAST TIME I TRIED THAT, 85 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:04,883 I ACCIDENTALLY EMBARRASSED HIM IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL 86 00:04:04,959 --> 00:04:06,379 AND NOW HE WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. 87 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:09,210 I JUST HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING THAT WE BOTH HAVE IN COMMON. 88 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:11,882 FOR EXAMPLE, HE'S ALWAYS LOVED FOOTBALL. 89 00:04:11,959 --> 00:04:15,039 SO STARTING TODAY, I'VE ALWAYS LOVED FOOTBALL. 90 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:17,500 NAME TWO TEAMS. 91 00:04:17,583 --> 00:04:19,003 HOME AND AWAY. 92 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:21,826 WHAT ELSE ARE YOU CHANGING ABOUT YOURSELF? 93 00:04:21,917 --> 00:04:24,457 I'M VERY INTO STEAMPUNK, WHATEVER THAT IS. 94 00:04:25,709 --> 00:04:27,289 OKAY, SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 95 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:30,705 LINDSAY, WHEN HE HEADS TO CLASS, YOU THROW ME THIS FOOTBALL 96 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:32,172 AND I'LL CATCH IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. 97 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:34,880 YEP, NOTHING REELS IN A GUY LIKE HAND-EYE COORDINATION. 98 00:04:36,125 --> 00:04:37,745 OOH, OOH, I'M GOING LONG! 99 00:04:37,834 --> 00:04:38,884 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 100 00:04:38,959 --> 00:04:40,329 I DON'T KNOW, JUST THROW IT! 101 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,330 AVERY! 102 00:04:47,875 --> 00:04:49,495 -DID I CATCH THE BALL? -NO. 103 00:04:49,583 --> 00:04:51,293 -DID WES NOTICE ME? -NO. 104 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:52,375 GOOD. 105 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,330 YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING YOU HAVE IN COMMON, 106 00:04:56,417 --> 00:04:57,577 HE LOVES HALLOWEEN. 107 00:04:57,667 --> 00:04:59,037 ISN'T THAT, LIKE, YOUR BIG THING? 108 00:04:59,125 --> 00:05:03,245 LINDSAY, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE I FACE-PLANTED INTO THE LOCKER? 109 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,963 I WAS EXCITED. I'VE NEVER THROWN A FOOTBALL BEFORE. 110 00:05:06,542 --> 00:05:08,712 I'M STILL NOT SURE YOU'VE THROWN A FOOTBALL. 111 00:05:09,959 --> 00:05:12,539 HE LOVES HALLOWEEN? HOW DID I MISS THAT? 112 00:05:12,625 --> 00:05:15,575 I MUST HAVE BEEN TOO BUSY LOOKING FORWARD TO SAINT PATRICK'S DAY. 113 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:16,787 I WASN'T GOING TO WEAR GREEN 114 00:05:16,875 --> 00:05:19,205 AND HE WAS GOING TO PINCH ME AND WE'D BE TOGETHER FOREVER. 115 00:05:19,291 --> 00:05:20,381 SIMPLE. 116 00:05:20,959 --> 00:05:23,579 ALL I KNOW IS I OVERHEARD HIM TELL DWIGHT CHANDLER 117 00:05:23,667 --> 00:05:26,167 THAT HE LOVES HALLOWEEN AND CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO HIS PARTY. 118 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:28,875 YOU GUYS, THIS IS PERFECT. 119 00:05:28,959 --> 00:05:32,169 I'LL GO TO DWIGHT CHANDLER'S PARTY AND TOTALLY CONNECT WITH WES 120 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:33,540 OVER OUR LOVE OF HALLOWEEN. 121 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,285 ( chuckles ) 'CAUSE I SURE CAN'T CONNECT WITH HIM 122 00:05:35,375 --> 00:05:37,825 OVER THE FACT THAT WE BOTH WALK TO HIS HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL, 123 00:05:37,917 --> 00:05:41,327 HIM ON THE SIDEWALK AND ME DUCKING BEHIND BUSHES AND CARS. 124 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:44,250 OH, SO WHAT SHOULD MY COSTUME BE? 125 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:45,793 I NEED SOMETHING CUTE BUT SCARY. 126 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:47,285 HOW ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW? 127 00:05:51,041 --> 00:05:52,081 Stan: WHAT DO YOU THINK? 128 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:55,633 OH, YOU'RE A MER-DOG. 129 00:05:55,709 --> 00:06:00,669 NO, I'M RUFF SEAS. RUFF SEAS? COME ON! 130 00:06:01,542 --> 00:06:03,792 STAN, I THOUGHT THE POINT IS THAT YOU DON'T WANT MOM AND DAD 131 00:06:03,875 --> 00:06:04,995 TO CATCH YOU AT THE PARTY. 132 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:06,753 YOU NEED TO BE COMPLETELY HIDDEN. 133 00:06:06,875 --> 00:06:09,165 RIGHT. WAIT A MINUTE, 134 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:12,330 IF I'M IN A COSTUME WHERE NO ONE KNOWS I'M EVEN A DOG, 135 00:06:12,709 --> 00:06:16,789 THAT MEANS I COULD TALK TO PEOPLE. I COULD TALK TO ANYONE! 136 00:06:16,875 --> 00:06:18,625 I COULD EVEN TALK TO BENNETT AND ELLEN. 137 00:06:18,709 --> 00:06:20,039 AH, IT'S OVERRATED. 138 00:06:20,834 --> 00:06:23,174 I HAVE A QUESTION I'M DYING TO ASK EACH OF THEM. 139 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:25,290 BUT I ALSO HAVE A QUESTION I'M DYING TO ASK YOU. 140 00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:27,785 -WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE CHLOE? -I'M NOT DRESSED LIKE CHL-- 141 00:06:30,542 --> 00:06:33,582 CHLOE, YOU CAN'T GO AS A FORTUNE TELLER. THAT'S MY THING. 142 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:36,747 I'M GONNA TELL THE GIRLS AT THE PARTY THAT I CAN SEE THEIR DESTINY. 143 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:40,963 YOU WILL HAVE A DATE WITH A TALL, DARK FORTUNE TELLER. 144 00:06:41,041 --> 00:06:44,171 I SEE FAILURE IN YOUR FUTURE. 145 00:06:45,542 --> 00:06:47,922 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A FORTUNE TELLER TO SEE THAT. 146 00:06:50,417 --> 00:06:52,207 I KNOW YOU'RE CHECKING OUT MY TAIL. 147 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:56,630 ELLEN, I WILL ASK THE KIDS WHICH ONE OF US GETS TO WEAR--OH. 148 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,285 BENNETT, WE NEED TO DECIDE WHICH ONE OF US-- 149 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:00,535 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 150 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:04,754 WE'RE FORTUNE TELLERS. HOW DID NONE OF US SEE THIS COMING? 151 00:07:05,417 --> 00:07:08,537 I AM THE ONLY ONE COMING EVEN CLOSE TO THE ACCENT. 152 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,380 AND YOU GUYS MAKE FUN OF MY GOLD CLOGS. 153 00:07:14,625 --> 00:07:17,325 SO, UM, I KIND OF HAVE SOME BAD NEWS. 154 00:07:17,417 --> 00:07:19,377 I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO GO TO OUR FAMILY PARTY. 155 00:07:19,458 --> 00:07:21,418 I'M GOING TO DWIGHT CHANDLER'S WITH MY FRIENDS. 156 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:25,210 WHAT? AVERY, YOU HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS PARTY FOR MONTHS. 157 00:07:25,291 --> 00:07:28,331 YOU MADE ME BUY HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS OF SNAKE INTESTINES. 158 00:07:28,417 --> 00:07:29,827 THEY'RE IN THE GARAGE AND THEY'RE STARTING TO STINK. 159 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:32,077 I SAID FAKE INTESTINES. 160 00:07:33,291 --> 00:07:35,081 SO WHAT ABOUT ALL THE SHEEP EYES? 161 00:07:35,166 --> 00:07:37,786 I SAID CHEAP PIES. 162 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:42,583 OH. THAT EXPLAINS THE SUGGESTION TO SERVE THEM WARM WITH ICE CREAM. 163 00:07:43,792 --> 00:07:45,462 LOOK, I CAN HELP YOU GUYS SET UP THE PARTY, 164 00:07:45,542 --> 00:07:47,172 BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO RUN EVERYTHING ON YOUR OWN. 165 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:48,080 I'M NOT GONNA BE HERE. 166 00:07:48,166 --> 00:07:49,416 WHOA, WHOA, I'M SORRY, AVERY, 167 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:52,290 BUT YOU ARE GOING BE HERE. WE CAN'T DO THIS WITHOUT YOU. 168 00:07:52,625 --> 00:07:55,535 SETTING UP IS NOT ENOUGH. WE CAN'T PULL THIS STUFF OFF LIKE YOU CAN. 169 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:56,785 ARE YOU FORGETTING WHAT HAPPENED 170 00:07:56,875 --> 00:07:59,665 WHEN I TRIED TO DO YOUR "HEAD FALLING OFF" BIT AND GOT STUCK? 171 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:02,830 ( grunting ) WHY WON'T IT COME UNSTUCK? 172 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:04,707 AVERY MADE IT LOOK SO EASY! 173 00:08:04,792 --> 00:08:06,832 ( sighs ) I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET A JOB IN A BELL TOWER. 174 00:08:08,291 --> 00:08:10,251 SEE, AVERY? WE NEED YOU. 175 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:12,793 WELL, I NEED TO GO TO DWIGHT'S PARTY. 176 00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:15,293 -WES IS GONNA BE THERE. -WHO'S WES? 177 00:08:15,375 --> 00:08:18,535 OH, IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. BUT IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT! 178 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:21,915 AVERY, YOU SENT FLIERS TO ALL OUR NEIGHBORS. 179 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,040 WE HAVE PEOPLE COMING. 180 00:08:23,125 --> 00:08:27,995 FORGET PEOPLE. I HAVE GIRLS COMING AND I'M DRESSED LIKE MY MOM. 181 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:32,751 I HAVE BOYS COMING. THANKS AGAIN, MOMMY. YUCK. 182 00:08:33,709 --> 00:08:35,919 PLEASE. IF MY HAPPINESS MEANS ANYTHING TO YOU-- 183 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 THERE ARE GOING TO BE A LOT OF BOYS IN YOUR LIFE, AVERY. 184 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:39,333 NO, NO, THEY'RE NOT. 185 00:08:40,834 --> 00:08:42,544 PLUS, YOU MADE A COMMITMENT TO THIS FAMILY. 186 00:08:42,625 --> 00:08:44,705 AND TO ALL OF OUR FRIENDS. 187 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:47,712 I MEAN, WE DON'T BAIL JUST BECAUSE WE GET A BETTER OFFER. 188 00:08:47,792 --> 00:08:49,922 YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO GO TO THAT PARTY. 189 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,880 THIS IS SO UNFAIR! 190 00:08:52,417 --> 00:08:53,707 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE UNFAIR? 191 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:56,794 A HOUSEFUL OF GUESTS EATING SHEEP EYES A LA MODE 192 00:08:56,875 --> 00:08:58,785 AND NOT ONE OF THEM IS COVERED IN WITCH PUKE. 193 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:05,535 FINE. YOU CAN MAKE ME MISS DWIGHT'S PARTY, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE ME HELP YOU WITH YOURS. 194 00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:07,963 I'M ON STRIKE THIS HALLOWEEN. 195 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:12,423 THIS PARTY IS DOOMED. 196 00:09:13,834 --> 00:09:15,964 NO, REALLY, THIS PARTY'S DOOMED. 197 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:21,500 ( music playing ) 198 00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:25,665 CARE FOR SOME "HORROR" D'OEUVRES? 199 00:09:29,959 --> 00:09:33,129 IT'S NOT SCARY IF THEY CAN SEE YOUR ENTIRE BODY, DAD. 200 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,292 AND WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DRESSED AS ANYWAY? 201 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:41,125 WE ARE THE SCARIEST TIME OF DAY: 202 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:43,168 Both: MIDNIGHT. 203 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,327 WELL, I'M GLAD MIDNIGHT MADE IT TO THIS PARTY, 204 00:09:46,417 --> 00:09:48,167 'CAUSE THIS PARTY'S NOT MAKING IT TO MIDNIGHT. 205 00:09:49,417 --> 00:09:51,537 AVERY, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO THAT OTHER PARTY, 206 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:55,075 SO YOU SHOULD JUST HONOR YOUR COMMITMENT AND HELP US TURN THIS PARTY AROUND. 207 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:56,786 I AM NOT GOING TO HELP YOU. 208 00:09:56,875 --> 00:09:58,955 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET ME GO TO DWIGHT'S PARTY 209 00:09:59,041 --> 00:10:01,171 WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME FOR ME TO MEET UP WITH WES? 210 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:03,540 WELL, I GUESS WE'LL JUST SEE WHO CRACKS FIRST, WON'T WE? 211 00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:04,875 WE WILL. 212 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:11,330 -DID THIS JUST BECOME A STARING CONTEST? -NO. 213 00:10:11,417 --> 00:10:12,287 THEN WHY DON'T YOU BLINK? 214 00:10:12,375 --> 00:10:13,705 BECAUSE I WANT TO WIN THE STARING CONTEST. 215 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:17,633 I'VE GOTTA BLINK! MY EYES DRY OUT! IT'S NOT FAIR! 216 00:10:20,709 --> 00:10:23,249 AVERY, I, I GET WHY YOU'RE MAD AT MOM AND DAD, 217 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:25,673 BUT YOU'RE KILLING US. THIS PARTY IS TERRIBLE. 218 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,380 WHY ARE YOU DRESSED AS A STRIP OF BACON? 219 00:10:27,458 --> 00:10:29,498 THIS WAS THE ONLY COSTUME LEFT AT THE LAST MINUTE 220 00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:31,043 AND I HAD TO RETURN MY OTHER COSTUME 221 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:33,035 'CAUSE SOMEONE'S PAPER COVERED MY SCISSORS. 222 00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:35,285 -SCISSORS CUTS PAPER. -DANG IT! 223 00:10:36,542 --> 00:10:39,002 COME ON, AVERY, YOU HAVE TO SAVE THIS PARTY. 224 00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:41,633 THE ONLY CUTE GIRL HERE IS THAT VEGETARIAN IN THE CORNER 225 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,459 AND I'M DRESSED AS BREAKFAST MEAT! 226 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,330 PLEASE, SAVE THIS PARTY, 227 00:10:46,417 --> 00:10:48,127 NONE OF THE BOYS ARE RUNNING AWAY SCREAMING. 228 00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:49,748 OR PEEING THEIR PANTS. 229 00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:51,794 NOT EVEN A LITTLE FEAR-TINKLE. 230 00:10:54,542 --> 00:10:56,832 AVERY, SAVE THIS PARTY OR I'LL CURSE YOU! 231 00:10:56,917 --> 00:11:00,577 I'M SORRY, YOU GUYS. I HAVE MADE A STAND AND I'M STICKING TO IT. 232 00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:01,917 I CURSE YOU! ( spits ) 233 00:11:04,041 --> 00:11:05,171 ( sighs ) 234 00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:08,667 WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO GET AVERY BACK IN THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT. 235 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:12,495 HEY, MAYBE IF WE PULL A SCARY PRANK ON HER. 236 00:11:12,583 --> 00:11:13,673 SHE LOVES THOSE. 237 00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:18,422 WE'LL RIG A TRAP SO A BUCKET OF FAKE BLOOD DUMPS ALL OVER HER. 238 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:20,710 IT'LL SNAP HER RIGHT BACK INTO THE HALLOWEEN MOOD. 239 00:11:20,792 --> 00:11:23,332 OR SHE'LL JUST BE REALLY MAD AND COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD. 240 00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:24,667 EITHER WAY, I'LL BE HAPPY. 241 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:29,125 AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, I'LL NEED A CHICKEN AND A CHALICE. 242 00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:30,828 OKAY, YOU'RE STARTING TO FREAK ME OUT. 243 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:36,077 Stan: HEY, WHO'S THAT GOOD LOOKIN' ROBOT? 244 00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:38,252 THERE'S THE SUGAR! 245 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:43,037 Stan ( in robot voice): WHAT IS A ROBOT'S FAVORITE DANCE? 246 00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:44,325 THE TWIST. 247 00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:48,997 YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY THE ROBOT. 248 00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:52,745 WOW, THAT'S A GREAT COSTUME, STAN. 249 00:11:53,041 --> 00:11:54,831 I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU'RE A DOG IN THAT. 250 00:11:54,917 --> 00:11:57,417 Stan: I KNOW. NOW I'M GONNA GO FIND BENNETT AND ELLEN. 251 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,170 OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO TALK TO THEM! 252 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:01,420 THERE ARE THESE QUESTIONS THAT I'M DYING TO ASK THEM. 253 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:02,380 WHAT ARE THEY? 254 00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:03,958 WELL, ACTUALLY, THEY'RE-- THEY'RE KIND OF PERSONAL 255 00:12:04,041 --> 00:12:05,501 BETWEEN ME AND THEM. 256 00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:08,423 NOW IF ONLY I COULD SEE BETTER OUT OF THESE EYE HOLES. 257 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,040 OH, THAT'S MY BAD. 258 00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:13,631 EXCUSE ME, SCARY GUY. HUMAN COMING THROUGH. 259 00:12:13,709 --> 00:12:18,289 OW, OH, BOY. OKAY. ( grunts ) THERE IT IS. 260 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,380 NOW'S MY CHANCE. 261 00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:23,828 UH, HI. 262 00:12:24,458 --> 00:12:28,288 OH, HELLO. WELL, THAT'S AN INTERESTING COSTUME. 263 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,543 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY TALKING TO YOU. 264 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,825 OH, YOU'RE A FAN? YOU'VE READ MY BOOKS? 265 00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:38,878 OKAY, SO YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW ME. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 266 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,958 Stan: I'M, UH, JACK. 267 00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:44,207 O'LANTERNBERG. 268 00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:46,583 THAT'S AN INTERESTING NAME. 269 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,957 YES. MY FATHER WAS A RABBI IN IRELAND. 270 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,580 ANYWAY, THERE'S A QUESTION I REALLY WANT TO ASK YOU. 271 00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:54,247 IT'S ABOUT YOUR DOG. 272 00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:56,463 I'M THINKING OF GETTING ONE FOR MY KIDS. 273 00:12:56,542 --> 00:13:00,172 OH. WELL, I GOTTA TELL YA, HE REALLY BROUGHT OUR FAMILY TOGETHER. 274 00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:02,167 -AW, STOP IT. -HMM. 275 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:04,960 Stan: SO HERE'S MY QUESTION. 276 00:13:05,041 --> 00:13:07,881 WHAT WAS IT ABOUT THIS DOG THAT MADE YOU PICK HIM? 277 00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:10,209 I MEAN, YOU MUST HAVE HAD A LOT OF CHOICES. 278 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:14,171 WELL, WHEN I WAS AT THE SHELTER, I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT MY KIDS. 279 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:19,830 CHLOE AND TYLER WERE SIMPLE. CHLOE LOVES ANIMALS, AND TYLER'S SIMPLE. 280 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:24,170 BUT I KNEW THE REAL CHALLENGE WAS GOING TO BE FINDING A DOG 281 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:25,830 THAT AVERY COULD CONNECT WITH. 282 00:13:26,291 --> 00:13:28,251 AND WHEN I LOOKED INTO STAN'S EYES, 283 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:30,753 I COULD JUST SEE THIS INTELLIGENCE BEHIND THEM 284 00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:33,794 THAT THE OTHER DOGS JUST DIDN'T HAVE. 285 00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:38,125 AND I KNEW AVERY AND STAN WERE GONNA BE BEST FRIENDS. 286 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,078 ( whining ) 287 00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:42,666 -ARE YOU OKAY? -YEAH, I WAS JUST THINKING, 288 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,960 ( whines ) WHICH DOG SHOULD I CHOOSE? 289 00:13:45,709 --> 00:13:48,629 WELL, GOOD LUCK. ENJOY THE PARTY. 290 00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:51,833 AND, UH, GOOD LUCK ENJOYING THE PARTY. 291 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:58,212 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 292 00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:01,251 ( slow ballad playing ) 293 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,580 Stan: HEY! 294 00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:07,424 OH, HEY, STAN. 295 00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:10,825 Stan: BACON KNOWS MY NAME! 296 00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:15,211 HEY, GIRLS. 297 00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:16,631 OH, HI, MRS. JENNINGS. 298 00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:18,999 -HAVE YOU SEEN AVERY? -OH, I THINK SHE'S ON THE PATIO. 299 00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:21,293 HEY, LINDSAY, WEREN'T YOU THE MAD HATTER LAST YEAR? 300 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:24,205 WELL, YEAH, IT'S THE ONE OUTFIT THAT GOES WITH MY FAVORITE HAT. ( chuckles ) 301 00:14:24,709 --> 00:14:26,039 AND WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE, MAX? 302 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:29,785 I'M A TWENTY-EIGHT- YEAR-OLD BARISTA WITH A MASTER'S DEGREE. SCARY, HUH? 303 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,920 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 304 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,750 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT DWIGHT CHANDLER'S PARTY, 305 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,294 SPYING ON WES AND TELLING ME EVERYTHING HE DOES, SAYS, 306 00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:40,375 THINKS, AND LIKES WITHOUT ACTUALLY TALKING TO HIM, 307 00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:41,538 BECAUSE HE'S MINE. 308 00:14:42,709 --> 00:14:43,999 WELL, WE HAD A BETTER IDEA. 309 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:47,633 WE SPENT THE WHOLE TIME AT DWIGHT'S PARTY SAYING HOW AWESOME THIS PARTY IS. 310 00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:50,827 THEN WE STARTED A RUMOR SOMEONE FARTED IN DWIGHT'S PUNCH BOWL. 311 00:14:50,917 --> 00:14:53,207 THEN SOMEONE FARTED IN DWIGHT'S PUNCH BOWL. 312 00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:57,788 WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND? 313 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,580 THE POINT IS, WES BAILED ON DWIGHT'S. HE'S ON HIS WAY. 314 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,577 WAIT, WES IS COMING HERE? TO THIS PARTY? 315 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,247 WELL, YEAH, WE SAID IT WAS GREAT. 316 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:09,543 ( gasps ) WOO! 317 00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:11,285 I THINK WE MAY HAVE OVERSOLD IT. 318 00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:14,707 WELL, AVERY, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. THE PARTY'S OVER. 319 00:15:14,792 --> 00:15:16,422 NO! NO, IT IS NOT. 320 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,540 WE ARE GOING TO MAKE THIS THE BEST HALLOWEEN PARTY EVER. 321 00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:21,495 BUT THIS PARTY IS DEAD. 322 00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:27,333 -NO. IT'S ALIVE. IT'S ALIVE! -( roaring sound ) 323 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:33,165 I WAS JUST FLICKING THE LIGHTS SO EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S TIME TO GO HOME! 324 00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:36,328 AND I DROPPED THIS TRASH CAN LID. 325 00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:37,997 ( lid bangs ) 326 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,461 ( music playing ) 327 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,212 QUICKLY, PEOPLE, WE'VE GOT TO TURN THIS PARTY AROUND! 328 00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,826 TYLER, GET OUT OF THAT COSTUME. 329 00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:49,497 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE! 330 00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:54,249 Stan: BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON... 331 00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,883 AVERY, WE ARE VERY IMPRESSED BY YOUR CHANGE OF HEART. 332 00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:58,459 WISH IT WOULD HAVE COME A LITTLE SOONER. 333 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:01,332 WELL, I REALIZED I HAD MADE A COMMITMENT AND I HAD TO HONOR IT. 334 00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:03,037 THAT BOY IS COMING OVER HERE, ISN'T HE? 335 00:16:03,291 --> 00:16:05,001 YES, HE IS. SO SNAP TO! 336 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:07,455 OOH, WAIT. 337 00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:10,578 WHA-- AVERY! 338 00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,497 WH-- HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 339 00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:14,793 NO ONE GETS "MIDNIGHT." YOU'RE DOMINOS. 340 00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:15,995 NOW GET TO WORK. 341 00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:19,958 DOMINO? MORE LIKE DOMI-YES. 342 00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:21,875 THAT WAS NOT A GOOD ONE, ELLEN. 343 00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:28,332 Stan: HI. UH, ELLEN, RIGHT? 344 00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:30,495 YEAH. WHO IS THAT UNDER THERE? 345 00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:32,753 MY NAME'S JACK O'LANTERNBERG. 346 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,286 MY FATHER WAS A LEPRECHAUN IN ISRAEL. 347 00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:39,210 I WAS TALKING TO YOUR HUSBAND EARLIER ABOUT YOUR DOG. 348 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:42,713 OH, STAN DIDN'T GET IN, DID HE? I TOLD THE KIDS TO KEEP HIM OUTSIDE. 349 00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,002 Stan: NO, HE HASN'T BOTHERED ME AT ALL. 350 00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:47,003 ACTUALLY, HE SEEMS VERY SWEET AND LOVABLE. 351 00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,745 AND HANDSOME. AND REALLY SMART. 352 00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:53,540 I'VE SEEN HIM EAT A PINE CONE. HE'S NOT THAT SMART. 353 00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:57,327 Stan: SO THERE'S SOMETHING I REALLY WANT TO KNOW. 354 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,207 WHY DON'T YOU LIKE DOGS? 355 00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:01,249 WHY DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW THAT? 356 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,253 I'M A ROBOT. I THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE. 357 00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,075 IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE DOGS, 358 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:08,576 IT'S JUST THAT, UM, SOMETHING HAPPENED ONCE. 359 00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:09,787 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 360 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,580 Stan: WELL, I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO PRY IF YOU-- 361 00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:13,327 WHEN I WAS EIGHT, I WAS A LONELY GIRL. 362 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,544 I DIDN'T GET ALONG WITH MY SISTER, MY PARENTS WEREN'T AROUND THAT MUCH, 363 00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:19,375 AND I HAD NO FRIENDS. 364 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:22,673 AND THEN ONE DAY, THIS DOG FOLLOWED ME HOME FROM SCHOOL. 365 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:26,245 I NAMED HIM RASCAL AND HE BECAME MY BEST FRIEND. 366 00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:28,455 THE ONLY ONE I COULD TALK TO. 367 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,290 WHEN I'D SIT ON THE COUCH, HE'D PUT HIS HEAD ON MY LAP 368 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,705 AND SUDDENLY I DIDN'T FEEL ALONE. 369 00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:40,249 AND THEN ONE DAY, HE, HE JUST RAN AWAY AND I WAS ALONE AGAIN. 370 00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:43,669 I'VE NEVER LIKED DOGS SINCE THEN. 371 00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:47,330 OH, MY GOSH, I, I HAD NO IDEA. 372 00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:48,707 WELL, HOW WOULD YOU? ( chuckles ) 373 00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:53,042 Stan: YOU KNOW, NOT ALL DOGS ARE THE SAME. 374 00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,035 I BET IF YOU GAVE YOUR DOG A CHANCE, 375 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,325 HE JUST MIGHT SURPRISE YOU. 376 00:17:57,417 --> 00:18:00,417 THE ONLY TIME HE EVER SURPRISED ME WAS WHEN THE WHOLE PINE CONE CAME OUT. 377 00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:03,995 IT SURPRISED ME, TOO. 378 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,754 ( dance music playing ) 379 00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:13,540 AVERY, THIS PLACE LOOKS AMAZING! YOU LOOK AMAZING! 380 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,375 HOW DID YOU DO IT ALL SO QUICKLY? 381 00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:16,578 THE REAL QUESTION IS, 382 00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,957 HOW DID YOU DO WHAT YOU DID WITH SO MUCH TIME? 383 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,330 ( screaming ) 384 00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:28,247 THAT'S RIGHT, BOYS. RUN. ( chuckles menacingly ) 385 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,420 WATCH THE FEAR-TINKLE. 386 00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,583 PRETTY SIX-Y, HUH? 387 00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:38,042 OOPS, I MISCOUNTED. 388 00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,785 I'LL GET BACK TO YOU WITH A FIVE JOKE. 389 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:43,923 ( screaming ) 390 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,130 ( laughing ) 391 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,168 IS HE COMING? WES 392 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,960 AND HIS FRIENDS ARE WALKING UP THE DRIVEWAY. 393 00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:49,331 THEY'LL BE HERE ANY SECOND. 394 00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:51,327 ( giggles ) WELL, I'M READY FOR THEM. 395 00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:52,957 OOH, WAIT, I'M GONNA MAKE AN ENTRANCE. 396 00:18:56,959 --> 00:18:59,169 WOW, THIS PLACE LOOKS COOL. 397 00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,247 HEY, WHOSE PARTY IS THIS AGAIN? 398 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,165 ( music playing ) 399 00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:12,626 OH, WHAT'S THIS DOING HERE? THIS DOESN'T LOOK SAFE. 400 00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:16,286 OH, NO! WE FORGOT TO TAKE DOWN OUR FAKE BLOOD PRANK! 401 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:19,827 ( music playing ) 402 00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:37,747 NO! 403 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:54,580 WHOA! THAT WAS AN AWESOME STUNT! YOU LOOK GREAT! 404 00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:55,787 ( laughs ) 405 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,625 THANKS! I LOVE HALLOWEEN. 406 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,213 SO DO I. 407 00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:05,383 YOU KNOW, UM, I'M REALLY GLAD YOU'RE AT MY PARTY. 408 00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:06,878 YEAH, ME, TOO. 409 00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:09,248 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE PRETTY COOL. 410 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:15,000 LOOK, THEY'RE TALKING. ISN'T THIS GREAT? 411 00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:17,826 I DON'T WANT TO ALARM YOU OR ANYTHING, 412 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,747 BUT I THINK THE PUNCH BOWL FARTER IS AT YOUR PARTY. 413 00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:25,461 AVERY, I-- I AM SO SORRY! 414 00:20:25,542 --> 00:20:27,462 WE HAD THIS PRANK SET UP AND THEN I FORGOT-- 415 00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:30,542 AND IT WORKED OUT PERFECTLY, JUST LIKE WE PLANNED. 416 00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:32,671 -NOW RUN ALONG. -OH. 417 00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:34,995 -( yelling ) WHOA! -( grunting ) 418 00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:39,537 WE'RE DOMINOS! HOW DID NONE OF US SEE THIS COMING? 419 00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:41,963 I DID. 420 00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:48,250 Stan: SO, AVERY MADE A CONNECTION WITH WES AND GOT SOMETHING SHE ALWAYS WANTED. 421 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:50,883 AND I GOT SOMETHING I ALWAYS WANTED FROM BENNETT AND ELLEN. 422 00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,579 IT MEANT MORE TO ME THAN I CAN SAY. 423 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:56,127 I CAN'T WAIT TILL I GET TO TALK TO THEM NEXT YEAR. 424 00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:59,878 I ALREADY KNOW WHAT I'M GOING AS: THE PUNCH BOWL FARTER. 425 00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:04,923 ( music playing ) 426 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,080 ( giggling ) SO THEN WES SAID, "YOU'RE PRETTY COOL." 427 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,706 ( cheering ) 428 00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:11,582 HE SAID TO ME, "IS THIS HUMMUS?" 429 00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:13,627 BUT HE'S STILL YOURS. I'M NOT GONNA SWOOP IN. 430 00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:19,879 HEY, WHO LET YOU BACK IN? 431 00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:22,583 Stan: DON'T WORRY. I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU. 432 00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:27,707 AH, COME ON, STAN. BACK OUTSIDE UNTIL WE'RE DONE CLEANING UP. 433 00:21:27,792 --> 00:21:29,382 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. HE'S FINE. 434 00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:33,882 HEY, YOU KNOW, I WAS TALKING TO THE NICEST GUY TONIGHT ABOUT STAN. 435 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,629 REALLY? SO WAS I. 436 00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:38,133 LOOK, HE'S STILL HERE. LET'S GO SAY HI. 437 00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:40,918 HEY, JACK. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE STILL HERE. 438 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,080 HOW'S IT GOING? 439 00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:45,956 GREAT. IT WAS REALLY NICE TALKING TO YOU GUYS TONIGHT. 440 00:21:46,041 --> 00:21:48,211 YEAH. AW, THANKS. YOU, TOO. 441 00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:51,043 OH, NO! JACK, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 442 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,670 ( screaming ) 443 00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:55,880 WHERE ARE THOSE GHOST HUNTERS WHEN YOU NEED THEM? 34934

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