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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,166 --> 00:00:01,666 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:02,375 --> 00:00:04,035 -BUT IT'S YOUR TURN. -NO, I DON'T WANT TO. 3 00:00:04,125 --> 00:00:05,375 SHH! 4 00:00:05,458 --> 00:00:08,418 AVERY, I AM YOUR MOTHER. DON'T SHUSH ME, IT'S-- 5 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:10,710 IT'S OKAY. SHE'S EXPRESSING HERSELF. 6 00:00:10,792 --> 00:00:12,962 -SHH! -AVERY, I AM YOUR FATHER. 7 00:00:14,166 --> 00:00:17,746 GUYS, DON'T WAKE UP STAN. I THINK HE'S SICK. 8 00:00:17,834 --> 00:00:20,044 HE WON'T COME WHEN I CALL AND ALL HE DOES IS LAY AROUND 9 00:00:20,125 --> 00:00:22,745 IN A POOL OF HIS OWN DROOL, BREATHING THROUGH HIS MOUTH. 10 00:00:22,834 --> 00:00:25,004 ARE YOU DESCRIBING STAN OR TYLER? 11 00:00:26,166 --> 00:00:27,496 STAN'S ALSO NOT EATING. 12 00:00:27,583 --> 00:00:29,003 WELL, THAT IS NOT TYLER. 13 00:00:29,291 --> 00:00:31,251 HE'S UP IN BED RIGHT NOW TRYING TO GNAW THROUGH 14 00:00:31,333 --> 00:00:33,463 A PACKAGE OF FROZEN FISH STICKS. 15 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:38,000 I'VE FOUND SEVERAL DISEASES THAT MATCH STAN'S SYMPTOMS. THEY'RE-- 16 00:00:38,083 --> 00:00:40,633 UH, ACTUALLY, SWEETIE, LET'S NOT DON'T GET INTO THIS 17 00:00:40,709 --> 00:00:41,789 IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER. 18 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:45,165 SHE'S A BIT, LET'S SAY, PRONE TO SUGGESTION. 19 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:46,460 I AM NOT. 20 00:00:46,542 --> 00:00:48,172 OH, I HAVE SEEN IT HAPPEN. 21 00:00:48,583 --> 00:00:50,543 IF SOMEONE EVEN MENTIONS A SNEEZE, 22 00:00:50,625 --> 00:00:51,995 SUDDENLY YOU HAVE TO SNEEZE. 23 00:00:52,083 --> 00:00:54,543 THAT IS NOT TRUE AT ALL AND I RESENT THE ACCUSATION. 24 00:00:54,625 --> 00:00:55,575 ( sneezes ) 25 00:00:58,083 --> 00:00:59,333 THE ROOM IS VERY DUSTY. 26 00:00:59,417 --> 00:01:01,287 I'M NOT SUGGESTIBLE, I'M A BAD DUSTER. 27 00:01:02,166 --> 00:01:05,036 I'VE NARROWED STAN'S DIAGNOSIS DOWN TO THREE POSSIBILITIES. 28 00:01:05,834 --> 00:01:08,464 LANGUORTOSIS IS COMMON IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. 29 00:01:08,542 --> 00:01:10,672 THE PRIMARY SYMPTOM IS LETHARGY, 30 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:12,630 BUT IT ALSO COMES WITH CHILLS AND A DRY THROAT. 31 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:18,460 ( shivers and coughs ) I'M FINE. 32 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:21,628 BUT STAN DOESN'T HAVE CHILLS OR A DRY THROAT, 33 00:01:21,709 --> 00:01:24,669 SO I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE DROOPDACOCCUS. 34 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:26,580 "THE DROOPS," AS THEY ARE CALLED, 35 00:01:26,667 --> 00:01:28,417 ALSO GIVE YOU SHARP PAIN BEHIND THE LEFT EYE. 36 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:29,330 OW. 37 00:01:29,417 --> 00:01:31,627 OH, UH, I THINK IT'S THE RIGHT EYE. 38 00:01:31,709 --> 00:01:32,879 OW. 39 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:34,499 OH, I GUESS IT COULD BE EITHER EYE. 40 00:01:35,041 --> 00:01:36,131 OR IT COULD BE BOTH. 41 00:01:36,583 --> 00:01:37,503 OH! 42 00:01:39,792 --> 00:01:41,172 BUT I DON'T THINK STAN HAS THAT, 43 00:01:41,250 --> 00:01:44,380 SO THE OTHER POSSIBILITY WOULD BE K-9-FATIGATION. 44 00:01:44,458 --> 00:01:47,828 IT MAKES YOU TIRED, BUT IT ALSO COMES WITH A TERRIBLE ITCH. 45 00:01:50,917 --> 00:01:51,917 MOM, ARE YOU OKAY? 46 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,580 I'M FINE. I'M NOT EXPERIENCING ANY SYMPTOMS. I'M FINE. 47 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:57,377 I REALLY THINK WE SHOULD CALL THE VET, THOUGH. 48 00:01:57,458 --> 00:01:58,958 YES, GO CALL THE VET. 49 00:01:59,375 --> 00:02:00,495 OH! 50 00:02:01,583 --> 00:02:03,923 FINE. FINER THAN FINE. THIS SWEATER IS WOOL. 51 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,380 IT'S COTTON. IT'S WOOL! 52 00:02:06,041 --> 00:02:08,081 ( theme music playing ) 53 00:02:24,792 --> 00:02:27,082 I KNOW THAT THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH STAN! 54 00:02:27,166 --> 00:02:29,076 THAT VET DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT! 55 00:02:29,166 --> 00:02:31,036 HER WALL IS LINED WITH DIPLOMAS. 56 00:02:31,125 --> 00:02:32,285 SO IS YOURS! 57 00:02:33,458 --> 00:02:34,708 I'M SORRY. 58 00:02:34,792 --> 00:02:35,882 I JUST KNOW MY DOG, 59 00:02:35,959 --> 00:02:37,669 AND I KNOW THAT THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON. 60 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:39,630 WELL, THE DOCTOR DID MENTION DEPRESSION. 61 00:02:39,709 --> 00:02:40,749 WE SHOULD CONSIDER IT. 62 00:02:40,834 --> 00:02:43,214 ( whimpering ) 63 00:02:43,291 --> 00:02:45,171 AW. LOOK AT HIM. 64 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:48,495 HE CERTAINLY LOOKS DEPRESSED. IT'S SO SAD. 65 00:02:48,875 --> 00:02:49,825 ( sighs ) 66 00:02:53,125 --> 00:02:55,825 THAT'S SAD, TOO, BUT FOR A DIFFERENT REASON. 67 00:02:56,917 --> 00:02:58,457 WELL, STAN HAS BEEN DOING THINGS 68 00:02:58,542 --> 00:03:01,422 THAT DEPRESSED DOGS DO, LIKE PEEING IN THE HOUSE. 69 00:03:01,917 --> 00:03:04,457 I'M GONNA TAKE MY LARGE WATER BOTTLE AND GO LIE DOWN. 70 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:09,129 I BETTER KEEP AN EYE ON HER. 71 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:13,003 I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT STAN. 72 00:03:13,083 --> 00:03:16,133 A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT MOM, BUT REALLY WORRIED ABOUT STAN. 73 00:03:16,875 --> 00:03:19,495 HE'LL BE FINE. MOM AND DAD DON'T SEEM THAT WORRIED. 74 00:03:19,583 --> 00:03:22,503 YEAH, BECAUSE THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW BAD IT IS. 75 00:03:23,125 --> 00:03:24,915 WE CAN'T EVEN TELL THEM THE WORST PART-- 76 00:03:25,834 --> 00:03:27,634 THAT STAN HAS STOPPED TALKING! 77 00:03:27,709 --> 00:03:29,629 ARE WE SURE HE EVER TALKED? 78 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:32,129 I'VE BEEN TOLD I HAVE A VERY ACTIVE IMAGINATION. 79 00:03:32,875 --> 00:03:35,625 BUT I DON'T. EVERY NIGHT I HAVE THE SAME EXACT DREAM. 80 00:03:35,959 --> 00:03:38,709 A LITTLE OLD RUSSIAN WOMAN YELLS AT ME TO EAT MY SOUP. 81 00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:40,462 THAT'S PROBABLY MY FAULT. 82 00:03:40,542 --> 00:03:42,042 EVERY NIGHT I COME INTO YOUR ROOM AND SAY, 83 00:03:42,125 --> 00:03:44,625 ( Russian accent ) "EAT YOUR SOUP! EAT YOUR SOUP!" 84 00:03:46,458 --> 00:03:47,328 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 85 00:03:47,417 --> 00:03:49,827 TOLD YOU, I HAVE A VERY ACTIVE IMAGINATION. 86 00:03:51,166 --> 00:03:54,826 GUYS, FORGET THE SOUP. WE NEED TO FOCUS ON STAN. 87 00:03:54,917 --> 00:03:56,957 AND I'M GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. 88 00:03:58,083 --> 00:04:01,383 HEY, WE LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING AND WE'RE REALLY WORRIED. 89 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:03,078 PLEASE, TALK TO US. 90 00:04:03,667 --> 00:04:04,747 WHAT'S WRONG, BUDDY? 91 00:04:05,291 --> 00:04:06,461 MAYBE HE CAN'T HEAR US. 92 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:09,075 WHAT'S WRONG, BUDDY?! 93 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,037 WORKS WITH GRANDPA. 94 00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:22,583 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY WOULD STAN STOP TALKING? 95 00:04:22,667 --> 00:04:25,327 MAYBE HE STOPPED TALKING WHEN HE STARTED GETTING DEPRESSED. 96 00:04:25,417 --> 00:04:27,747 EVERYBODY CONCENTRATE. WHEN DID THIS ALL BEGIN? 97 00:04:28,208 --> 00:04:29,328 WELL, WHEN WE ALL MOVED IN TOGETHER, 98 00:04:29,417 --> 00:04:31,127 MOM AND DAD THOUGHT A DOG WOULD HELP US BOND. 99 00:04:33,291 --> 00:04:36,211 NO, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN STAN STARTED ACTING STRANGE? 100 00:04:36,291 --> 00:04:37,631 OH, THAT! 101 00:04:37,959 --> 00:04:39,499 YEAH, LAST TUESDAY AT TWELVE AFTER FOUR. 102 00:04:40,917 --> 00:04:43,877 I JUST HAD THE WORLD'S GREATEST DAY WORKING AT THE FOOD TRUCK. 103 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:46,133 -YOU MET A GIRL? -BETTER! 104 00:04:46,208 --> 00:04:47,748 YOU MET A GIRL WITH FEET MADE OF BACON? 105 00:04:47,834 --> 00:04:49,884 I THOUGHT BACON FOOT WAS JUST A LEGEND! 106 00:04:50,417 --> 00:04:51,667 THERE IS NO BACON FOOT. 107 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,790 PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THERE'S NO HAM-SQUATCH. 108 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,130 I HAD A GREAT DAY 'CAUSE I GOT MOM TO HIRE 109 00:04:57,208 --> 00:04:59,458 THE FOOD TRUCK TO CATER CHLOE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY! 110 00:04:59,542 --> 00:05:01,172 THIRTY KIDS EATING TACOS! 111 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:04,630 OH, THERE'S GONNA BE LOOSE MEAT ALL OVER THE FLOOR! 112 00:05:05,959 --> 00:05:08,079 YOU KNOW, I'M PRETTY GOOD AT THIS FOOD TRUCK THING. 113 00:05:08,417 --> 00:05:10,497 HEY, ONE DAY, I'LL HAVE MY OWN TRUCK 114 00:05:10,583 --> 00:05:12,173 AND I'LL DRIVE AROUND THE COUNTRY 115 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:13,330 AND NEVER LOOK BACK! 116 00:05:13,834 --> 00:05:15,464 EXCEPT FOR WHEN I'M BACKING OUT OF A SPACE, 117 00:05:15,542 --> 00:05:18,082 OR BACKING INTO A SPACE, OR CHANGING LANES. 118 00:05:18,166 --> 00:05:20,786 I'M A FREE SPIRIT BUT A RESPONSIBLE DRIVER. 119 00:05:22,667 --> 00:05:23,577 DON'T WORRY. 120 00:05:23,667 --> 00:05:26,417 I'VE NOT FORGOTTEN MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD! 121 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:28,583 LEFTOVERS! 122 00:05:28,667 --> 00:05:30,667 ( chuckles ) IT'S YOUR FAVORITE! 123 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:34,207 GRILL SCRAPINGS AND FRYER GRISTLE. 124 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:36,713 AND SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A BEAK. 125 00:05:38,667 --> 00:05:39,627 NO, THANKS. 126 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:41,916 OH, COME ON. YOU'RE ALWAYS HUNGRY. 127 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:44,168 IT'S GOOD. LOOK HOW GOOD IT IS. 128 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:48,750 IT'S SO GOOD! ( barks ) 129 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:52,172 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH STAN. 130 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:54,130 REALLY? WITH STAN? 131 00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:58,880 I WANT GRILL SCRAPINGS 132 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:02,209 AND FRYER GRISTLE AND SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A BEAK! 133 00:06:04,041 --> 00:06:05,291 THAT WASN'T THE POINT OF THE STORY. 134 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:06,875 IT WAS ONE OF THE POINTS. 135 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,790 WHY WOULDN'T HE EAT? THAT'S NOT LIKE HIM. 136 00:06:11,291 --> 00:06:13,631 I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST NOTICED SOMETHING STRANGE. 137 00:06:13,709 --> 00:06:15,129 I WAS IN THE FAMILY ROOM... 138 00:06:18,542 --> 00:06:19,832 OH, HEY, DAD. WHAT'S UP? 139 00:06:21,917 --> 00:06:22,997 APPARENTLY YOU. 140 00:06:24,041 --> 00:06:25,791 ARE THOSE STILTS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 141 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:28,915 JUST, UH, STRETCHING MY LEGS. 142 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:31,963 ( laughs ) CLASSIC STILT-WALKER JOKE. 143 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:35,459 SWEETHEART, IF THIS IS ABOUT WANTING TO JOIN THE BASKETBALL TEAM, 144 00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:37,422 YOU MAY GRAB A LOT OF REBOUNDS 145 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,580 BUT YOU ARE NEVER GONNA GET BACK ON D. 146 00:06:40,542 --> 00:06:42,212 I'M RESEARCHING COLLEGES. 147 00:06:43,041 --> 00:06:45,711 AND YES, I KNOW I'M ONLY IN SIXTH GRADE, 148 00:06:45,792 --> 00:06:47,882 BUT I PLAN ON SKIPPING NINTH AND TENTH. 149 00:06:47,959 --> 00:06:49,249 BY STEPPING OVER THEM? 150 00:06:50,583 --> 00:06:53,713 THE COLLEGES WANT EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES THAT ARE, 151 00:06:53,792 --> 00:06:55,132 WELL, UNIQUE. 152 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:57,788 BETWEEN CLASSES, CHEERLEADING, AND YOUR VOLUNTEER WORK, 153 00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:59,705 DON'T YOU THINK YOU HAVE ENOUGH BALLS IN THE AIR? 154 00:06:59,792 --> 00:07:01,882 WELL, ACTUALLY, THAT'S MY BIG FINISH. 155 00:07:02,458 --> 00:07:03,878 OH. 156 00:07:03,959 --> 00:07:06,169 YOU KNOW, I COULD DO THIS FOR CHLOE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY IF YOU WANT. 157 00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:07,540 OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 158 00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:09,745 YOU KNOW, WHILE YOU'RE UP THERE, CAN YOU GRAB THAT OLD BALLOON? 159 00:07:09,834 --> 00:07:10,884 OH, YEAH. 160 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:16,420 "HAPPY NINTH BIRTHDAY, TY TY"? 161 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:19,210 OH, YAY! YOU FOUND MY BALLOON! 162 00:07:20,959 --> 00:07:23,499 MY BIGGEST FEAR IS HE'LL HAVE THE SAME REACTION TO THE BALLOON 163 00:07:23,583 --> 00:07:25,213 THAT SAYS, "HAPPY FORTIETH." 164 00:07:29,667 --> 00:07:32,577 STAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY COLLEGE CATALOGS?! 165 00:07:32,667 --> 00:07:33,537 EATING THEM. 166 00:07:33,625 --> 00:07:35,625 IT'S GONNA TAKE YOU YEARS TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE. 167 00:07:35,709 --> 00:07:37,829 IN A COUPLE HOURS, I'M GONNA GO OUT TO THE BACKYARD 168 00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:39,327 AND PASS ALL THESE COURSES. 169 00:07:41,625 --> 00:07:43,285 YOU'RE DOING CIRCUS TRICKS AT MY PARTY? 170 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:44,785 THAT WASN'T THE POINT OF THE STORY. 171 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:46,415 IT WAS ONE OF THE POINTS. 172 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:50,705 YOU KNOW, STAN WAS CHEWING THOSE COLLEGE CATALOGS 173 00:07:50,792 --> 00:07:51,632 LIKE HE WAS MAD AT THEM. 174 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:53,080 AT LEAST HE WAS STILL TALKING. 175 00:07:53,166 --> 00:07:55,496 YES, HE WAS, TY TY. GOOD POINT. 176 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,500 I CAN TELL YOU WHEN I FIRST NOTICED HE WAS DEPRESSED. 177 00:07:59,959 --> 00:08:01,209 I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. 178 00:08:01,792 --> 00:08:02,632 WHEN WAS IT? 179 00:08:02,709 --> 00:08:03,629 YESTERDAY. 180 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:07,173 WHY'D YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME? AM I IN TROUBLE? 181 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:08,420 WHY WOULD YOU BE IN TROUBLE? 182 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,920 IF YOU DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. TYLER DID IT. 183 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,830 NOTHING. I LOVE YOU. FINE, STOP GRILLING ME! 184 00:08:13,917 --> 00:08:15,127 I HAVE SHRIMP IN MY POCKET! 185 00:08:17,917 --> 00:08:21,127 OKAY, WELL, WE'LL DEAL WITH THE POCKET SHRIMP LATER. 186 00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:23,455 FIRST, CHLOE, 187 00:08:23,542 --> 00:08:25,502 WE WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR 188 00:08:25,583 --> 00:08:28,883 VERY, VERY, VERY SPECIAL SEVENTH BIRTHDAY PARTY. 189 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:30,631 YES, WE'VE BEEN DISCUSSING IT QUITE A BIT 190 00:08:30,709 --> 00:08:33,249 AND APPARENTLY SEVEN IS A REALLY, REALLY BIG DEAL-- 191 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:37,673 MY PARENTS FORGOT MY SEVENTH BIRTHDAY. I WAS DEVASTATED. 192 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:40,380 YES. THEY WENT FISHING, THEY LEFT YOU AT GRANDMA'S, 193 00:08:40,458 --> 00:08:42,248 GRANDMA MADE YOU PUT LOTION ON HER BACK. 194 00:08:43,917 --> 00:08:47,037 THEY BROUGHT ME BACK A TROUT. I NAMED HIM LEO. 195 00:08:48,041 --> 00:08:49,081 THEY MADE ME EAT HIM. 196 00:08:51,083 --> 00:08:52,463 BENNETT, THE PARTY? 197 00:08:52,542 --> 00:08:53,502 IT WASN'T REALLY A PARTY, 198 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:57,253 MORE A SMALL GATHERING TO CELEBRATE LEO'S LIFE. 199 00:08:58,667 --> 00:09:00,247 CHLOE'S PARTY! 200 00:09:00,959 --> 00:09:01,829 RIGHT, RIGHT. 201 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:03,877 UM, CHLOE, WE WANT TO KNOW 202 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,290 WHAT THE PARTY OF YOUR DREAMS MIGHT BE. 203 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:08,665 WELL, I HAVEN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 204 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:10,963 BUT I'D LIKE A MERMAID PARTY WITH SPACE CREATURES, 205 00:09:11,041 --> 00:09:14,211 A BOUNCY HOUSE, ZOO ANIMALS, AND... NO BOYS. 206 00:09:15,041 --> 00:09:17,291 HONEY, THAT'S AWFULLY EXTRAVAGANT. 207 00:09:17,375 --> 00:09:18,875 LEO WOULD HAVE LIKED IT. 208 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,665 ARE YOU EVER GONNA GET TO THE STAN PART? 209 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:25,290 THE WHAT? OH, RIGHT. 210 00:09:26,709 --> 00:09:29,419 I COULD PROBABLY GET THEM TO THROW IN A PETTING ZOO FOR MY PARTY. 211 00:09:29,959 --> 00:09:31,459 YOU WANNA CHASE AROUND SOME GOATS? 212 00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:34,498 MAYBE SOME GEESE? 213 00:09:34,792 --> 00:09:36,422 IF YOU BARK, THEY'LL HONK. 214 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:38,250 BUT DON'T HONK-- THEY'LL KILL YOU. 215 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:41,293 ( laughs ) 216 00:09:41,834 --> 00:09:43,544 I WAS JUST KIDDING, STAN. 217 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,075 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 218 00:09:46,709 --> 00:09:48,039 WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING? 219 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:52,288 STAN CAN'T TALK. STAN CAN'T TALK! 220 00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:53,923 STAN CAN'T TALK! 221 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,040 -WHAT? -STAN CAN'T TALK! 222 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:58,705 WELL, OF COURSE HE CAN'T, SWEETHEART. 223 00:09:59,083 --> 00:10:00,583 I THOUGHT LEO COULD TALK. 224 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:03,790 BUT WHEN HE TOLD ME TO LOOSEN THE SCREWS ON GRANDMA'S WALKER, 225 00:10:03,875 --> 00:10:05,325 I KNEW IT WAS JUST IN MY HEAD. 226 00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:09,208 I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH STAN! 227 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,420 THINK ABOUT IT. 228 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,210 WHAT'S ONE COMMON THREAD RUNNING THROUGH 229 00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:14,331 ALL OF THE STORIES WHEN WE WERE WITH STAN? 230 00:10:14,417 --> 00:10:17,077 ALL OF US MENTIONED CHLOE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 231 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:20,208 HE STOPPED TALKING THE THIRD TIME HE HEARD ABOUT IT. 232 00:10:20,291 --> 00:10:22,081 IT'S NOT MY FAULT FOR BEING BORN. 233 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:25,080 I DON'T THINK. HOW DOES THAT WORK? 234 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:30,165 NO, NO, STAN IS UPSET BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE BIRTHDAYS 235 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:31,250 AND HE DOESN'T. 236 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:33,383 HE'S A RESCUE. NO ONE KNOWS WHEN HE WAS BORN. 237 00:10:33,792 --> 00:10:37,132 THEREFORE, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO PULL HIM OUT OF HIS FUNK. 238 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:39,288 ( Russian accent ) BRING HIM SOUP! 239 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:44,625 UH, NO. BUT I DO HAVE A PLAN. 240 00:10:45,834 --> 00:10:49,674 All: SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 241 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,830 ( all cheer ) 242 00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:04,923 WAIT, STAN, COME BACK, OKAY? TODAY'S YOUR NEW BIRTHDAY! 243 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,920 YEAH, WE FOUND OUT THAT'S WHY YOU'RE DEPRESSED, 244 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,670 SO WE'RE THROWING YOU A PARTY! 245 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,880 All: WHOO! 246 00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:13,957 WE MADE LIVER CAKE WITH BEEF INTESTINES. 247 00:11:14,583 --> 00:11:17,633 OH, THAT'S WHAT THE CHEWY PART WAS. 248 00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:21,375 STAN, WE THREW YOU THIS PARTY. HAVE SOME FUN! 249 00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:25,168 OOH! YOU KNOW WHAT'S ALWAYS FUN? PLAYING FETCH. 250 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,330 YOU GONNA GET IT?! YOU GONNA GET IT?! 251 00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:27,963 -GO GET IT! -GO! 252 00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:29,497 BALL! 253 00:11:31,542 --> 00:11:32,382 ( horn honks ) 254 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:33,328 CHLOE, LOOK OUT! 255 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:35,575 -CHLOE, ARE YOU OKAY? -YOU ALL RIGHT? 256 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:37,167 YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL! 257 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:38,330 ( all gasp ) 258 00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:39,915 STAN, YOU TALKED! 259 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,170 SO? 260 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:42,960 SO WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN TALKING? 261 00:11:43,041 --> 00:11:44,421 WHAT'S THE POINT? 262 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,210 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT'S THE POINT? 263 00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:49,791 LOOK, THE PARTY'S NICE AND ALL, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT HAS ME DOWN. 264 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:53,535 I HEARD YOU GUYS TALKING. YOU'RE ALL GONNA LEAVE ME. 265 00:11:55,208 --> 00:11:56,248 NO, WE'RE NOT. 266 00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:57,383 YOU'RE GOING TO COLLEGE. 267 00:11:57,458 --> 00:11:58,788 TYLER, YOU'RE GONNA GET A FOOD TRUCK 268 00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:00,325 AND DRIVE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. 269 00:12:01,041 --> 00:12:03,251 AND CHLOE, YOU'RE ANOTHER YEAR OLDER 270 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,133 AND PRACTICALLY HAVE ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE. 271 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:06,498 WHAT?! 272 00:12:06,583 --> 00:12:08,923 I MEANT "ONE FOOT OUT THE DOOR." 273 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,540 CUT ME SOME SLACK, I'M BUMMED OUT AND BAD WITH IDIOMS. 274 00:12:13,917 --> 00:12:18,877 LOOK, STAN, WE'RE NOT LEAVING FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. 275 00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:20,379 BUT IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 276 00:12:21,792 --> 00:12:23,132 SO WHAT'S THE POINT? 277 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:30,500 ( sighs ) WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM SOME HELP. 278 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,383 HIM? I GOT ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE! 279 00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:40,461 PATIENT W CONTINUES TO TAKE HIS OBSESSION WITH STAR WARS 280 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:41,542 TO AN UNHEALTHY LEVEL. 281 00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:44,745 TODAY, ALL HE WOULD TALK ABOUT WAS USING "THE FORCE." 282 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:48,210 IT WOULD BE REALLY COOL IF THAT WORKED. 283 00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:53,827 OH! 284 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,462 DAD? 285 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,880 YOU WILL KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING THIS ROOM. 286 00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:02,293 YOUR JEDI MIND TRICKS WILL NOT WORK ON ME! 287 00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:05,035 OH, WELL, HOW COOL ARE YOU? 288 00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:06,625 NOT VERY. 289 00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:08,884 UM, DAD, 290 00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:11,249 CAN I ASK YOU A PSYCHOLOGICAL QUESTION? 291 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,383 YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING. ARE YOU HAVING A PROBLEM? 292 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,248 UH, NO, NOT REALLY. 293 00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:18,793 BUT I HAVE THIS FRIEND, UM, AND HE'S KIND OF DEPRESSED. 294 00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:20,875 HE JUST REALIZED THAT LIFE IS ALWAYS CHANGING. 295 00:13:20,959 --> 00:13:24,249 HE? HE? WHAT "HE" IS THIS? IS THIS SOMEONE FROM SCHOOL? 296 00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:26,833 OH, IT'S JUST A FUNNY, SARCASTIC GUY 297 00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:28,207 THAT I PLAY WITH AT THE PARK SOMETIMES. 298 00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:30,331 WHAT?! HOW OLD IS THIS GUY? 299 00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:33,497 WELL, UH, NOBODY REALLY KNOWS HIS REAL BIRTHDAY. 300 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,293 HE MAYBE ONLY BE FOUR OR FIVE. 301 00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:37,634 AND HE'S HANGING OUT IN THE PARK BY HIMSELF? 302 00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:39,419 WELL, NOT EXACTLY BY HIMSELF. 303 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,540 I TAKE HIM THERE. AND HE'S MORE LIKE 28. 304 00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:45,875 WHAT?! YOU HAVE A MALE FRIEND WHO'S 28?! 305 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:50,960 WAIT A SECOND. I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 306 00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:52,001 I DOUBT IT. 307 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,168 THERE IS NO STRANGE FRIEND FROM THE PARK, IS THERE? 308 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:57,960 THIS IS ABOUT YOU. 309 00:13:58,041 --> 00:14:00,791 WOW, YOU ARE REALLY GOOD. 310 00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:04,495 WELL, I COULDN'T PUT IT ON A BUS BENCH IF IT WASN'T TRUE. 311 00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:11,705 SO, TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. 312 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:13,750 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER FELT LIKE THIS, 313 00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:17,174 BUT THE OTHER DAY I WOKE UP AND IT JUST HIT ME: 314 00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:18,543 EVERYONE GROWS UP. 315 00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:20,043 OKAY. 316 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,415 AND THEY MOVE AWAY. FOREVER. 317 00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:28,915 AND THAT MEANS THAT SOMEDAY, SOMEDAY PRETTY SOON, 318 00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:31,537 OUR FAMILY WON'T BE TOGETHER ANYMORE. 319 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:35,665 ( choked up ) AND I LOVE OUR FAMILY. I DON'T WANT IT TO END. 320 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,250 ( choked up ) I DON'T WANT IT TO END EITHER. 321 00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:41,205 -OH. -THANK YOU. 322 00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:43,504 ( sniffles ) 323 00:14:43,959 --> 00:14:45,919 IT JUST GOES SO FAST, YOU KNOW? 324 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,790 I MEAN, HOW DO WE STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING? 325 00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:50,825 HOW DO WE DEAL WITH OUR FEELINGS? 326 00:14:50,917 --> 00:14:53,577 DAD, YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR BUS BENCH AD. 327 00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,000 OKAY, WHAT WE ARE FEELING-- 328 00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:02,253 WHAT YOU ARE FEELING-- IS NATURAL. 329 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:05,253 ESPECIALLY IF YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME DWELLING ON THE FUTURE. 330 00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:08,075 BUT I KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT BETTER. 331 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,420 HOW? 332 00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:13,167 LIVE YOUR LIFE IN THE PRESENT. 333 00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:15,712 SEE, THE PRESENT IS A GIFT. 334 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:19,081 ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE NOW AND, WELL, BY THE TIME 335 00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:22,166 THE FUTURE COMES, YOU'LL BE READY FOR IT. 336 00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:24,078 BUT WHAT IF YOU'RE NOT? 337 00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:27,076 ( chuckles ) SOMEHOW, HONEY, YOU ALWAYS ARE. 338 00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:29,794 THANKS, DAD. 339 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,210 HEY, YOU WANNA HELP ME OPEN THE DOOR? 340 00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:35,421 YES, I DO. 341 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,630 ( chuckles ) 342 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,080 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT A SNACK. 343 00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:43,916 I DID WANT A SNACK. 344 00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:51,133 HEY, I'VE BEEN DOING SOME RESEARCH ON YOUR HYPOCHONDRIA, 345 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:53,328 YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE SO SUSCEPTIBLE TO SYMPTOMS, 346 00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:57,707 AND I CAME ACROSS THIS RARE FORM CALLED "NURTURE-OMANIA." 347 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,040 OH, MY GOSH, I MIGHT BE A NURTURE-OMANIAC. 348 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,075 WHAT IS IT? 349 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:04,826 WELL, UH, IT SAYS IT'S WHERE A SPOUSE 350 00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:06,957 BECOMES OBSESSED WITH TAKING CARE 351 00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:09,581 OF THEIR PARTNER'S EVERY NEED. 352 00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:13,424 VERY FUNNY, BENNETT. "NURTURE-OMANIA." 353 00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:17,377 OH, I REALLY WANT TO RUB YOUR BACK RIGHT NOW 354 00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:20,038 AND MAKE YOU A FRITTATA, BUT I AM NOT GOING TO. 355 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,633 I WAS THINKING ABOUT MY PARTY. 356 00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:24,709 OH, GOOD, BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS BOOKED: 357 00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:26,582 THE MERMAID, THE SPACE CREATURES, 358 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:29,417 THE BOUNCY HOUSE, THE ZOO ANIMALS, AND NO BOYS. 359 00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:31,205 I CHANGED MY MIND. 360 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,501 WHAT?! 361 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:34,825 DON'T CANCEL THE BOUNCY HOUSE! 362 00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:37,377 WE PAID FOR AN EXTRA HOUR FOR ADULT BOUNCY TIME. 363 00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:38,578 I WAS GONNA TRY A FLIP. 364 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,673 I WANNA DO A FASHION PARTY. 365 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,790 NO, NO, NO. IT'S TOO LATE. WE ARE NOT CHANGING EVERYTHING. 366 00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:47,125 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GIVE IT TO HER, HON. 367 00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:50,208 I MEAN, THE KIDS ARE HERE FOR SUCH A SHORT TIME, 368 00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:52,501 THEN THEY GROW UP AND MOVE AWAY. 369 00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,583 IT'S TRUE. I'VE GOT ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE. 370 00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:58,831 ( choked up ) SOON, WE'RE NEVER GONNA SEE 'EM AGAIN. 371 00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,002 WILL YOU HAND ME A TISSUE? 372 00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:05,083 NO, I WILL NOT. I WILL NOT NURTURE YOU IN ANY WAY. 373 00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:08,542 ( sighs ) 374 00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:09,745 HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR FRITTATA? 375 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,833 STAN? STAN? I KNOW YOU'RE UNDER THERE. 376 00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:17,037 I CAN SEE YOUR TAIL. 377 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,330 LOOK, I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS! 378 00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:22,997 I'VE FIGURED OUT WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU! 379 00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:26,166 I KNOW WHAT'LL GET YOU OUT FROM UNDER THE BED. 380 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,825 I KNOW YOU WANT TO LICK 'EM! 381 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,963 I WORE THICK WOOL SOCKS AND SHOES THAT DON'T BREATHE. 382 00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:37,212 THIS LITTLE PIGGY IS VERY SALTY. 383 00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:38,919 ( sighs ) 384 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,500 STAN, I TALKED TO DAD 385 00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:42,383 AND I KNOW HOW TO SNAP YOU OUT OF THIS. 386 00:17:42,792 --> 00:17:44,792 YES, YOU'RE RIGHT, WE'RE ALL GONNA GROW UP. 387 00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:46,876 BUT THE PRESENT IS A GIFT. 388 00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:50,671 AND IF WE SPEND ALL OF OUR TIME WORRYING ABOUT THE FUTURE, 389 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,420 WE'LL MISS EVERYTHING GREAT ABOUT LIFE RIGHT NOW: 390 00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:55,707 LIKE TAKING WALKS TOGETHER, 391 00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,213 AND THROWING BALLS AROUND IN THE PARK, 392 00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:01,125 AND LICKING BETWEEN MY TOES. 393 00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:03,423 I DON'T WANT TO GET ATTACHED TO YOUR TOES 394 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,330 WHEN THEY'RE JUST GONNA GO OFF TO COLLEGE SOMEDAY WITHOUT ME. 395 00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:07,747 BUT THEY HAVEN'T YET. 396 00:18:07,834 --> 00:18:11,174 AND I HEAR BETWEEN THE BIG TOE AND THE SECOND TOE, 397 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,460 THEY'RE THINKING ABOUT TAKING A GAP YEAR. 398 00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:16,997 DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT JOKE IS GONNA GET ME OUT OF HERE? 399 00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:20,665 OOH! I CAN PUT SOME PEANUT BUTTER ON THEM. 400 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:32,785 COME ON, IF MY PEANUT BUTTER TOES AND WHAT DAD SAID 401 00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:36,375 CAN'T SNAP YOU OUT OF THIS, WELL, THEN THAT'S IT. 402 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,173 I'M REALLY WORRIED, STAN. I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE IDEAS. 403 00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:44,875 OOH, PEANUT BUTTER! MY FAVORITE! 404 00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:46,209 MAYBE I'LL JUST TAKE THAT. 405 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,461 TYLER, YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 406 00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:48,582 WHO'S GONNA STOP ME? 407 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:50,750 I GUESS NO ONE. 408 00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:59,129 UNBELIEVABLE-- AFTER MERMAIDS AND SPACE CREATURES 409 00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,668 AND PRINCESSES, THIS IS WHAT SHE PICKED. 410 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:04,040 YOU GOTTA ADMIT, A CHLOE-THEMED PARTY IS VERY ORIGINAL. 411 00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:06,455 All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 412 00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:10,287 WHAT WAS I THINKING? THIS IS FREAKY! 413 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,880 WHAT'S FREAKY? 414 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,500 FIRST, I WILL AMAZE YOU... 415 00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:17,753 ( all gasp ) 416 00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:20,424 WITH CONTORTIONS TAUGHT TO ME BY... 417 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,170 A SERIES OF FIVE-MINUTE ONLINE VIDEOS. 418 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:26,625 DON'T GET BENT OUT OF SHAPE. 419 00:19:26,709 --> 00:19:30,789 ( laughs ) CLASSIC CONTORTIONIST JOKE. 420 00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,625 HEY, MY FEET STILL SMELL LIKE PEANUT BUTTER. 421 00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:37,501 SWEETIE, I THINK YOU'RE SCARING THE GUESTS. 422 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:40,133 OH, THEN THEY'RE GONNA LOVE IT WHEN MY TIBIA SNAPS. 423 00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:42,879 I'M STUCK. CAN YOU HELP ME OUT OF THIS? 424 00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:43,789 OH, YEAH. 425 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:49,128 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! 426 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,248 HEY, YOU MISSED MY BIG FINISH. 427 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:57,173 IT TOOK DAD AND THREE CHLOES TO GET ME UNFOLDED. 428 00:19:58,417 --> 00:19:59,667 WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR PARTY? 429 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:02,210 ALL THOSE CHLOES ARE FREAKING ME OUT. 430 00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:04,331 BUT I THOUGHT A CHLOE PARTY WAS WHAT YOU WANTED. 431 00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:06,127 IT WAS A GOOD IDEA IN MY HEAD, 432 00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:09,419 BUT NOW IT FEELS LIKE EVERYONE IS MAKING FUN OF ME. 433 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,830 OH, GOOD, THEY GOT YOU UNFOLDED. 434 00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:15,077 I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE TO BECOME A SERVICE DOG. 435 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:18,833 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BIRTHDAY GIRL? 436 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,417 SHE DOESN'T LIKE HER PARTY. 437 00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:24,206 WHAT? YOU DON'T WANNA MISS YOUR SEVENTH BIRTHDAY. 438 00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:26,422 YOU ONLY TURN SEVEN ONCE. 439 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:27,790 MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY TO ENJOY IT, 440 00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,955 BECAUSE ONCE IT'S GONE, IT'S... 441 00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:32,004 ONCE IT'S GONE, WHAT? 442 00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,173 ONCE IT'S GONE, YOU NEVER GET IT BACK AGAIN. 443 00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:38,287 YOU NEVER GET THIS DAY BACK AGAIN. 444 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:40,380 I DON'T WANT THIS DAY BACK AGAIN. 445 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:41,878 QUIET. WE'RE ONTO SOMETHING ELSE. 446 00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:46,457 IF I SPEND ALL MY TIME WORRYING ABOUT THE FUTURE, 447 00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,922 I'LL MISS EVERYTHING GREAT ABOUT LIFE RIGHT NOW. 448 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,670 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID TO YOU. 449 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,790 NO, I'M PRETTY SURE I CAME UP WITH THAT ON MY OWN. 450 00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:55,792 THE THING IS, BEFORE I CAME TO THIS FAMILY, 451 00:20:55,875 --> 00:21:00,535 I NEVER GOT SAD LIKE THIS BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SO MUCH TO LOSE. 452 00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:04,166 WELL, THAT'S THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR HAVING PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE 453 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:05,330 THAT YOU LOVE SO MUCH. 454 00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:07,788 THEN IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT. 455 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,418 OH, MY ONE REGRET IS THAT I DIDN'T LICK YOUR TOES 456 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,790 AFTER YOU SMEARED THAT PEANUT BUTTER TOAST ON THEM. 457 00:21:15,959 --> 00:21:18,829 THAT'S NOT THE PEANUT BUTTER TOAST I ATE, IS IT? 458 00:21:19,542 --> 00:21:20,752 YOU SAID I COULDN'T STOP YOU. 459 00:21:20,834 --> 00:21:22,294 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S MORE DISTURBING-- 460 00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:25,075 THE FACT THAT I ATE IT, OR THE FACT THAT I LIKED IT! 461 00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,455 HEY, WHAT ABOUT MY STINKY BIRTHDAY? 462 00:21:28,542 --> 00:21:29,792 I HAVE AN IDEA. 463 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:33,173 OKAY! HE'S A GOOD BOY! 464 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,830 SO, I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND ENJOY THE PRESENT. 465 00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:38,583 I EVEN INVENTED A LITTLE SAYING TO REMEMBER THAT: 466 00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:41,496 THE PRESENT IS A GIFT. 467 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,670 I'M PRETTY SURE I CAME UP WITH THAT. 468 00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:47,035 ANYWAY, I DECIDED IT WAS TIME 469 00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:48,955 TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR MYSELF. 470 00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:51,673 I JUST WISH I'D COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT THEME. 471 00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:54,075 CHLOE WAS RIGHT. 472 00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:55,706 IT TOTALLY FREAKED ME OUT. 473 00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:01,168 THAT WAS QUITE A PARTY. 474 00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:03,710 I'M GONNA TAKE CHLOE UPSTAIRS AND PUT HER TO BED. 475 00:22:04,375 --> 00:22:06,205 I JUST TUCKED CHLOE IN ON THE COUCH. 476 00:22:07,709 --> 00:22:10,709 CHLOE CONKED OUT AT THE PARK. I'M TAKING HER UP TO BED. 477 00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:13,001 Both: CHLOE! 478 00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:14,671 ( music playing ) 479 00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:17,538 ( boing ) 35801

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