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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,830 ATOMIC SHOCK. ATOMIC SHOCK AND... PLASMA BLAST! 2 00:00:05,917 --> 00:00:08,247 -YES! -( knocking ) 3 00:00:08,959 --> 00:00:13,419 THE PATIENT, ROOSEVELT, SUFFERS FROM AN IRRATIONAL FEAR OF... 4 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:15,920 ...FEAR ITSELF. 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,420 IT'S NOT MOMMY. 6 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:20,000 YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE WORKING. 7 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:22,880 HI, PRINCESS. HEY, HOW WAS SCHOOL? 8 00:00:22,959 --> 00:00:24,999 NOT GOOD. MY TEACHER SAYS I CAN'T BE 9 00:00:25,083 --> 00:00:27,383 "CHLOE THE MAGNIFICENT" AT SCHOOL ANYMORE. 10 00:00:27,875 --> 00:00:31,745 YEAH. THEY HAVE A STRICT "NO COSTUME" POLICY, 11 00:00:31,834 --> 00:00:34,714 AND HER TEACHER THINKS THE WHOLE "CHLOE THE MAGNIFICENT" THING 12 00:00:34,792 --> 00:00:36,132 HAS GOTTEN A LITTLE OUT OF HAND. 13 00:00:36,208 --> 00:00:38,128 AWW, BUT SHE'S ADORABLE! 14 00:00:38,208 --> 00:00:41,168 AND SHE'S JUST EXPRESSING HER INNER SENSE OF MAGIC. 15 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,500 SHE WAS SELLING "FAIRY DUST" AND "HAPPY DREAMS" 16 00:00:43,583 --> 00:00:45,213 AT LUNCH FOR TWO BUCKS A POP. 17 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:48,250 CHLOE, I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. 18 00:00:48,333 --> 00:00:51,173 YOU WERE CHARGING ME FOUR. 19 00:00:51,417 --> 00:00:53,207 BUT I GAVE YOU THE GOOD STUFF. 20 00:00:57,792 --> 00:00:59,922 AND THEN THERE'S THAT. 21 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,830 OH YEAH. I AM ROCKING THIS BOOTS. 22 00:01:02,917 --> 00:01:05,917 AND STRUT, AND STRUT, AND TURN... 23 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,500 ...STRIKE A POSE. 24 00:01:07,583 --> 00:01:09,963 AND KEEP IT FIERCE. 25 00:01:12,583 --> 00:01:14,583 ( theme music playing ) 26 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,290 SO, WHY DID KARL WANT TO MEET YOU IN THE DRAMA CLASSROOM? 27 00:01:33,375 --> 00:01:35,535 WHY DOES KARL FINK DO ANYTHING? 28 00:01:35,625 --> 00:01:36,825 HE'S PURE EVIL. 29 00:01:36,917 --> 00:01:39,787 LOOK, WHATEVER HE HAS PLANNED, THANKS FOR COMING WITH ME. 30 00:01:39,875 --> 00:01:41,205 I'LL EITHER NEED A WITNESS, 31 00:01:41,291 --> 00:01:43,751 OR SOMEONE TO HELP ME GNAW THROUGH THE ROPES. 32 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,420 YOU KNOW I'LL ALWAYS HELP YOU. 33 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,460 EVEN IF IT MEANS MISSING LUNCH ON TACO TUESDAY. 34 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:49,172 Both: FUN TO SAY, AND FUN TO EAT! 35 00:01:49,834 --> 00:01:51,294 HELLO, LADIES. 36 00:01:51,375 --> 00:01:54,495 Stan: THIS IS THE INFAMOUS KARL FINK, OUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR, 37 00:01:54,583 --> 00:01:57,883 AND AVERY'S SWORN ENEMY SINCE LITTLE SMARTY SCIENCE CAMP 38 00:01:57,959 --> 00:02:00,129 WHEN HE TRIED TO WEAPONIZE COOTIES. 39 00:02:02,333 --> 00:02:03,633 THANK YOU FOR MEETING ME, AVERY. 40 00:02:03,709 --> 00:02:05,829 AND THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ALONG, AVERY'S SIDEKICK. 41 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,997 PLEASE DON'T DO THAT THING WHERE YOU TALK TOGETHER. 42 00:02:08,125 --> 00:02:09,665 Both: YOU CAN'T TELL US WHAT TO DO. 43 00:02:10,959 --> 00:02:12,999 AND BEFORE YOU TRY ANYTHING, 44 00:02:13,083 --> 00:02:14,713 THE HALL MONITORS KNOW WHERE I AM. 45 00:02:14,792 --> 00:02:18,212 AND STEVE HAS FINALLY BUILT UP ENOUGH STAMINA TO WALK BRISKLY. 46 00:02:18,583 --> 00:02:21,383 OH, AVERY, AVERY, AVERY. 47 00:02:21,458 --> 00:02:23,418 I KNOW WE'VE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES IN THE PAST, 48 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:26,080 BUT I'VE MADE PEACE WITH ALL THE WRONGS YOU'VE DONE ME. 49 00:02:26,166 --> 00:02:29,416 LIKE STEALING MY GRAHAM CRACKERS AND LITTLE GENIUS SCIENCE CAMP. 50 00:02:29,959 --> 00:02:32,499 I DID NOT STEAL YOUR GRAHAM CRACKERS, KARL. 51 00:02:32,583 --> 00:02:34,383 AND IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE MAD AT ME FOR ANYTHING, 52 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,578 IT SHOULD BE FOR BESTING YOU AT THIS YEAR'S SPELLING BEE 53 00:02:36,667 --> 00:02:38,417 WITH THE WORD: XANTHOSIS. 54 00:02:39,583 --> 00:02:43,253 X-A-N-T-H-O-S- I -S. 55 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:45,713 SEE PAPA, I KNOW IT NOW! 56 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,543 I'M SORRY, KARL. DID YOUR FATHER PASS? 57 00:02:48,625 --> 00:02:50,915 NO, HE'S AT THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION. 58 00:02:51,166 --> 00:02:53,286 THE POINT IS... 59 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:56,080 ...WE'RE THE TWO SMARTEST KIDS IN SCHOOL. 60 00:02:56,166 --> 00:02:58,206 NO OFFENSE, NUMBER 147. 61 00:02:58,875 --> 00:03:01,785 WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS, AND AS A SYMBOL OF OUR NEW START, 62 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:03,915 PLEASE ACCEPT THESE FLOWERS. 63 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:08,253 WOW, I'M... THIS IS VERY NICE OF YOU. 64 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,037 -( clicks ) -( squeaks ) 65 00:03:17,792 --> 00:03:19,462 ( thump ) 66 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:25,875 ( squirts ) 67 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:29,537 YOU HAVE BEEN FINKED! 68 00:03:29,625 --> 00:03:32,415 GRAHAM CRACKER STEALER! 69 00:03:32,583 --> 00:03:35,713 REALLY? WHY DID YOU GO THROUGH ALL THIS WHEN YOU COULD HAVE JUST 70 00:03:35,792 --> 00:03:37,752 SQUIRTED ME WHEN I WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR? 71 00:03:37,834 --> 00:03:39,834 WHY DID THE VIKINGS PULL THEIR ENEMIES' LUNGS OUT, 72 00:03:39,917 --> 00:03:41,287 AND SPLAY THEM ACROSS THEIR CHEST? 73 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:43,125 BECAUSE IT'S FUN! 74 00:03:43,625 --> 00:03:47,455 YOU ARE A CRUEL, DECEITFUL, AND VINDICTIVE LITTLE MAN. 75 00:03:47,542 --> 00:03:49,042 AND THOSE AREN'T EVEN MY WORDS. 76 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:51,495 I HEARD YOUR MOTHER SAY IT TO YOUR PIANO TEACHER. 77 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:54,166 YOU LEFT OUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART. 78 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:56,040 I'M AVENGED! 79 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,580 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ABOUT THE VIKINGS. 80 00:04:03,291 --> 00:04:05,631 WHY DO THEY CALL IT A "DOG EAT DOG" WORLD? 81 00:04:05,709 --> 00:04:07,169 DOGS DON'T TREAT EACH OTHER BADLY, 82 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:08,920 BUT LOOK WHAT KARL DID TO AVERY. 83 00:04:12,166 --> 00:04:15,036 HUMANS ARE ALSO CAPABLE OF AWESOME ACTS OF GOODNESS. 84 00:04:15,125 --> 00:04:17,575 LIKE FLOWING ME THESE, YO! 85 00:04:23,166 --> 00:04:24,246 HELLO, NEIGHBOR. 86 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:25,713 KARL, GO AWAY! 87 00:04:25,792 --> 00:04:28,882 YOU'RE A CREEPY LITTLE LIAR, AND I WISH YOU WOULD GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. 88 00:04:28,959 --> 00:04:30,249 AGAIN, NOT MY WORDS. 89 00:04:30,333 --> 00:04:31,883 YOUR MOTHER HAS NO INSIDE VOICE. 90 00:04:32,959 --> 00:04:35,039 I MADE YOU A PEACE OFFERING. 91 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:38,205 "I'Z BEEN FINKED"? 92 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:41,580 ACTUALLY, I MADE 500. I'M SELLING THEM. 93 00:04:41,834 --> 00:04:44,794 WHAT BRAINLESS BABOON WOULD BUY THOSE? 94 00:04:44,875 --> 00:04:46,825 OH, COOL! THEY'RE IN! 95 00:04:46,959 --> 00:04:49,959 AND REMEMBER, I STILL HAVE A MUG AND A MOUSE PAD COMING. 96 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:56,539 WELL, I AM OFF TO GET READY FOR THE SCHOOL-WIDE MATH COMPETITION SATURDAY. 97 00:04:56,625 --> 00:04:58,495 WILL YOU BE COMPETING AT THE X-SQUARED GAMES? 98 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 YOU KNOW MATH ISN'T MY THING. 99 00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:03,875 YES. WELL, NOW I CAN CREATE THIS WONDERFUL AUTO-TUNE. 100 00:05:04,041 --> 00:05:06,131 ( auto-tuned ): ♪ YOU KNOW MATH ISN'T MY THING ♪ 101 00:05:06,208 --> 00:05:07,708 ♪ MATH--MATH--MATH ISN'T MY THING ♪ 102 00:05:07,792 --> 00:05:08,832 I KNOW! 103 00:05:11,041 --> 00:05:13,501 AND SO THE CAT SAYS... NOTHING! 104 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:15,793 BECAUSE CATS ARE STUPID! 105 00:05:15,959 --> 00:05:17,919 -( laughs ) -SHH! 106 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:20,130 STAN JUST TOLD ME THE GREATEST JOKE. 107 00:05:20,208 --> 00:05:21,498 GOOD ONE, STAN. 108 00:05:21,709 --> 00:05:22,829 YOU GUYS! 109 00:05:22,917 --> 00:05:23,997 KARL JUST LEFT. 110 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:26,133 HE'S RIGHT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT DOOR. 111 00:05:26,208 --> 00:05:27,958 IF ANYONE FINDS OUT STAN'S SECRET, 112 00:05:28,041 --> 00:05:30,331 THEY'LL TAKE HIM AWAY AND DO EXPERIMENTS ON HIM. 113 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,827 -WHAT SECRET? -NOTHING. THERE'S NO SECRET. 114 00:05:32,917 --> 00:05:34,077 STAN'S JUST A NORMAL DOG. 115 00:05:34,166 --> 00:05:35,746 YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, JENNINGS. 116 00:05:35,834 --> 00:05:37,294 I WILL FIND OUT WHAT YOU'RE HIDING, 117 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:39,375 IF I HAVE TO TRACK YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH, 118 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:41,128 AND IF IT TAKES ME THE REST OF MY DAYS! 119 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:42,788 YOU KNOW I CAN BE A LITTLE COMPULSIVE. 120 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:45,535 WAIT. LET ME SAY THAT AGAIN WITH MY RIGHT HAND IN MY POCKET. 121 00:05:45,625 --> 00:05:47,535 KARL! JUST GET OUT. 122 00:05:47,709 --> 00:05:48,919 OKAY, BUT FIRST... 123 00:05:49,125 --> 00:05:51,035 IF I HAVE TO TRACK YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH, 124 00:05:51,125 --> 00:05:52,875 AND IF IT TAKES ME THE REST OF MY DAYS! BYE! 125 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:58,460 THE SCHOOL CALLED. THEY SAID CHLOE WORE HER COSTUME TO CLASS AGAIN. 126 00:05:58,542 --> 00:05:59,672 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA-- 127 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:05,248 PLEASE TELL ME THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN EVERY TIME I GO TO THE STORE. 128 00:06:05,792 --> 00:06:08,332 WELL, IF YOU HAD READ MY THIRD BOOK, 129 00:06:08,417 --> 00:06:10,327 YOU'D KNOW EXACTLY WHY I'M WEARING THIS. 130 00:06:10,417 --> 00:06:13,167 CHAPTER SEVEN: "SAY YES-UP TO THE DRESS-UP." 131 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,745 ( light, jumpy music ) 132 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:33,543 NOPE. STILL DON'T GET IT. 133 00:06:34,333 --> 00:06:38,003 LOOK, CHLOE WEARS THE COSTUME TO MAKE HER FEEL SPECIAL, RIGHT? 134 00:06:38,291 --> 00:06:41,961 IF I WEAR THE COSTUME, TOO. IT WILL NO LONGER BE SPECIAL. 135 00:06:42,041 --> 00:06:43,961 AND SHE'LL LOSE HER REASON FOR WEARING IT. 136 00:06:44,166 --> 00:06:47,496 SHE'LL REALIZE HER SPECIALNESS COMES FROM WITHIN. 137 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:48,713 REALLY? 138 00:06:48,959 --> 00:06:51,379 THAT'S IN HERE? 139 00:06:51,667 --> 00:06:52,787 KNOCKITY, KNOCKITY. 140 00:06:52,875 --> 00:06:54,825 OH, HI, KARL. COME ON IN. 141 00:06:54,917 --> 00:06:57,747 MRS. JENNINGS, YOU LOOK ALMOST CRIMINALLY PERFECT TODAY. 142 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,714 ( chuckles ) THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU! 143 00:07:00,792 --> 00:07:02,502 AND YOU, DR. JAMES. 144 00:07:02,583 --> 00:07:04,713 IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 145 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:08,251 REALLY? BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE CHAPTER SEVEN OF YOUR THIRD BOOK. 146 00:07:08,333 --> 00:07:09,883 BRILLIANT WORK, BY THE WAY. 147 00:07:09,959 --> 00:07:12,129 WHAT A LOVELY YOUNG MAN! 148 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:16,287 I JUST STOPPED BY BECAUSE I'M GOING FOR MY AFTERNOON STROLL, 149 00:07:16,375 --> 00:07:18,125 AND I THOUGHT I COULD TAKE STAN FOR A WALK. 150 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:20,248 OH. STAN! COME! 151 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:22,423 HOW THOUGHTFUL OF YOU, KARL. 152 00:07:22,792 --> 00:07:26,962 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE CHLOE'S FAIRY DUST WORKED. 153 00:07:27,166 --> 00:07:29,416 STAN, WOULD YOU LIKE KARL TO TAKE YOU FOR A WALK? 154 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,580 YOU KIDDING? AFTER WHAT HE DID TO AVERY? 155 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:32,667 ( barks ) 156 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:34,420 I GOT BACON TREATS. 157 00:07:34,917 --> 00:07:37,127 I MEAN, REALLY, HOW BAD CAN HE BE? 158 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:45,670 WHAT IS YOUR SECRET? 159 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:48,293 WHAT IS IT? DO YOU HAVE... 160 00:07:48,458 --> 00:07:50,958 SUPER STRENGTH? A MARSUPIAL POUCH? 161 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:54,213 IF ONLY YOU COULD TALK, YOU COULD JUST TELL ME. 162 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:56,205 WHY AM I JUST LYING HERE? 163 00:07:56,792 --> 00:07:58,042 HERE, HAVE A BACON TREAT. 164 00:07:58,125 --> 00:07:59,875 OH, THAT'S WHY. 165 00:08:01,917 --> 00:08:03,537 YOU GIVE ME BACK MY DOG! 166 00:08:03,625 --> 00:08:04,665 HOW'D YOU FIND ME HERE? 167 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:06,290 WE KNOCKED ON YOUR FRONT DOOR, 168 00:08:06,375 --> 00:08:09,035 AND YOUR MOM SAID YOU WERE OUT BACK IN YOUR "EVIL LAIR." 169 00:08:10,166 --> 00:08:11,246 ( intercom clicks ) 170 00:08:11,333 --> 00:08:14,423 MOM, DO NOT REVEAL MY WHEREABOUTS TO MY NEMESIS! 171 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:16,540 THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY MY DAD IS IN SPACE. 172 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:19,923 Karl's mom: SORRY, HONEY. OH, BY THE WAY, 173 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,080 YOUR UNDERPANTS WERE ALL OVER THE BATHROOM FLOOR. 174 00:08:22,166 --> 00:08:23,246 MOM! 175 00:08:23,583 --> 00:08:25,923 HI, MRS. FINK. AVERY JENNINGS HERE. 176 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,500 HOW MANY PAIRS OF UNDERPANTS ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 177 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:30,293 HMM. LOOKS LIKE ALL OF THEM. 178 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:31,540 AHH! 179 00:08:31,625 --> 00:08:34,375 ( Karl grunting ) 180 00:08:35,041 --> 00:08:37,041 SO, WHERE WERE WE? 181 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:39,543 LOOK, WE'RE TAKING HIM, KARL. 182 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:42,075 GO AHEAD. YOUR EAGERNESS TO TAKE THE DOG JUST PROVES 183 00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:43,916 I'M GETTING CLOSE TO DISCOVERING... 184 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,380 ...HE CAN FLY! 185 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:47,877 NO! 186 00:08:48,792 --> 00:08:51,132 WELL, I WON'T REST UNTIL I FIND OUT. 187 00:08:51,208 --> 00:08:53,878 I FINK, THEREFORE, I AM. 188 00:08:53,959 --> 00:08:55,749 I'M WORKING ON A CATCHPHRASE, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 189 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:03,289 Bennett: JUST LEAVE IT RIGHT THERE. 190 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:04,495 I'LL PICK IT UP LATER. 191 00:09:04,792 --> 00:09:06,582 NOT REALLY DRESSED. 192 00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:12,458 ( door shuts ) 193 00:09:12,917 --> 00:09:14,667 OH... NO! 194 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:15,790 ( jiggling door handle ) 195 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:19,250 ( sighs ) 196 00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:24,285 HONEY! YEAH, UM... 197 00:09:24,375 --> 00:09:27,035 FIRST OFF, YOUR "DELUXE STACKING STORAGE FOOD CONTAINERS" 198 00:09:27,125 --> 00:09:28,375 ARRIVED, SO-- 199 00:09:28,458 --> 00:09:30,458 YEAH! I KNOW. 200 00:09:30,542 --> 00:09:33,212 SECONDLY, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU LOCKED YOURSELF OUT, 201 00:09:33,291 --> 00:09:35,831 AND I SAID "DON'T FORGET TO PUT THE HIDE-A-KEY BACK"? 202 00:09:35,917 --> 00:09:38,377 YEAH... THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 203 00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:41,378 LOOK, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BE HOME? 204 00:09:41,583 --> 00:09:43,423 YEAH... THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 205 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:47,750 HONEY, DID YOU FORGET TO TELL ME THAT MY NEW PATIENTS CALLED 206 00:09:47,834 --> 00:09:50,084 AND MOVED THEIR APPOINTMENT TO 4:30? 207 00:09:50,166 --> 00:09:52,576 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 208 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:57,793 SO, I-I GUESS YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO BE LOOKING FOR A NEW CHILD PSYCHOLOGY-- 209 00:09:57,875 --> 00:09:59,875 YEAH, THAT'S--THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 210 00:10:02,625 --> 00:10:04,285 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 211 00:10:04,375 --> 00:10:07,705 KARL WON'T STOP UNTIL HE KNOWS STAN'S SECRET. 212 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:10,915 WHAT IF WE CONVINCE KARL THAT STAN IS SPECIAL FOR ANOTHER REASON? 213 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,250 YEAH, LIKE I SPEAK FLUENT ITALIAN. 214 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:17,133 HE CAN'T KNOW THAT YOU SPEAK AT ALL. CAPICHE? 215 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,170 WHAT? 216 00:10:21,458 --> 00:10:24,288 YOU KNOW, KARL'S GOING TO BE IN THE X-SQUARED GAMES SATURDAY. 217 00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:25,785 IF WE COULD GET... 218 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,575 NO, STAN WOULD HAVE TO BE GOOD AT MATH FOR THAT TO WORK. 219 00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:30,077 HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M NOT GOOD AT MATH? 220 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:32,956 WHAT'S 1250 TIMES 1250? 221 00:10:33,041 --> 00:10:35,081 OH, THAT'S MATH. 222 00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:38,576 NO, I'M--I'M DEFINITELY BETTER AT ITALIAN. 223 00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:41,077 1,562,500. 224 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,958 I'M GUESSING. 225 00:10:44,166 --> 00:10:45,536 THAT'S RIGHT! 226 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,170 WHAT'S 10,000 DIVIDED BY 33? 227 00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:49,540 HOW WOULD I KNOW? 228 00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:51,745 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M A MATH GENIUS OR SOMETHING. 229 00:10:52,834 --> 00:10:56,794 303.0303. REPEATING OF COURSE. 230 00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:59,583 THERE, YOU KNOW MY DIRTY LITTLE SECRET. 231 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:01,577 YOU'RE A MATH GENIUS? 232 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,000 DON'T SAY THAT! 233 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:04,583 IT'S EMBARRASSING. 234 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,958 THIS IS SO UNFAIR! 235 00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:09,921 I'D LOVE TO BE A MATH GENIUS. 236 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,630 I LISTEN TO SUBLIMINAL MATH CDS IN MY SLEEP, AND NOTHING. 237 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:17,290 EXCEPT FOR A RECURRING NIGHTMARE ABOUT BEING CHASED BY THE NUMBER 12. 238 00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:19,793 MAMMA MIA, THAT'S A-SCARY. 239 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:22,035 THAT WAS ITALIAN, RIGHT? 240 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:24,325 BUT I'M COOL. 241 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,707 MATH AND COOL GO TOGETHER LIKE OIL AND... THAT OTHER THING. 242 00:11:27,792 --> 00:11:29,002 -WATER? -OH, NO, THANKS. 243 00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:30,383 I JUST HAD A GLASS. 244 00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:35,583 IF PEOPLE FIND OUT I'M A MATH GENIUS, I WON'T BE COOL ANYMORE. 245 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:38,167 WELL, WHAT IF JUST A FEW PEOPLE FOUND OUT? 246 00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:41,250 LOOK, I HAVE AN IDEA ON HOW WE CAN USE THIS 247 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,503 TO TAKE KARL DOWN AT THE BIG MATH COMPETITION. 248 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:46,205 BUT WE'RE GOING TO NEED A LITTLE BIT OF YOUR MATH GENIUS. 249 00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:50,171 ARE YOU SURE? I MEAN, KARL'S PROBABLY ALREADY FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. 250 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:52,630 ( helicopter whirring ) 251 00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:54,292 KARL... 252 00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:57,745 ...GET YOUR HELICOPTER OUT OF HERE AND LEAVE US ALONE! 253 00:11:57,834 --> 00:11:59,924 Karl: I WILL KNOW STAN'S SECRET! 254 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:03,997 AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO'S AMAZED 255 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:06,543 THAT KARL COULD FIT INTO THAT TINY HELICOPTER? 256 00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:14,291 I'M TELLING YOU, 257 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,375 THIS PLAN TO KEEP STAN'S SECRET FROM KARL 258 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:18,128 HAS GOT TO GO OFF WITHOUT A HITCH. 259 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:19,708 I AGREE. 260 00:12:19,792 --> 00:12:21,462 WHAT'S A HITCH? 261 00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:23,923 YOU ARE. STOP INTERRUPTING. 262 00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:25,631 WE JUST HAVE TO BE CAREFUL. 263 00:12:25,709 --> 00:12:28,419 YOU KNOW, KARL MAY BE A JERK, BUT HE'S REALLY SMART. 264 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:32,130 WHAT IF WE INVITE KARL OVER HERE, AND THEN PUSH HIM DOWN INTO SPAGHETTI? 265 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:36,963 CHLOE, YOU'RE NOT HELPING. WE'RE TRYING TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING REAL. 266 00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:38,131 SPAGHETTI IS REAL. 267 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:39,878 I HAVE SOME IN MY POCKET. 268 00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:42,502 BLUEBERRIES... 269 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:44,293 WRONG PANTS. 270 00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:46,576 GET OUT OF HERE, OKAY? 271 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:47,917 THIS IS FOR THE BIG KIDS. 272 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,040 FINE! NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME! 273 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,583 HMM, TROUBLE IN PARADISE. 274 00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:59,877 ( knocking ) 275 00:12:59,959 --> 00:13:00,959 COME IN, CHLOE. 276 00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:03,707 HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME? 277 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,920 JUST HOPING BECAUSE I ADORE YOU. 278 00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:08,631 YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING: 279 00:13:08,709 --> 00:13:11,379 THE STEP-SISTER OF MY NEMESIS IS MY FRIEND. 280 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,378 NOBODY LISTENS TO ME. 281 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:16,248 I'LL LISTEN. I AM A FANTASTIC LISTENER. 282 00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:18,883 Karl's mom on intercom: KARL, I'M PINNED UNDER THE-- 283 00:13:18,959 --> 00:13:20,499 YOU WERE SAYING? 284 00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:25,415 TYLER AND AVERY HAVE A PLAN SO YOU WON'T FIND OUT STAN'S SECRET. 285 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,750 I HAVE A FUN NOTION. 286 00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:29,884 -LET'S TRADE SECRETS. YOU GO FIRST. -OKAY. 287 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,748 -( muffled whispering ) -WHAT? 288 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:35,915 REALLY? 289 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,630 THAT'S STAN'S SECRET? 290 00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:40,626 I FIND THAT VERY HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT STILL... 291 00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:42,134 HMMM... 292 00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:45,002 YOU DO REALIZE YOU SPIT A LITTLE WHEN YOU SPEAK. 293 00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:47,423 WHAT WAS YOUR SECRET? 294 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,290 SOMETIMES I SEND YOUR MOTHER FLOWERS 295 00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,995 UNDER THE NAME WALTER PERKINS. 296 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,503 I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO HE IS! 297 00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:57,455 I DON'T KNOW! 298 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,040 OKAY, YOU READY TO DO THIS? 299 00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:08,875 KARL'S OVER THERE WARMING UP. 300 00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:12,791 ONE-ONE-ONE-ONE, TWO-TWO-TWO-TWO, 301 00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:14,205 THREE-THREE-THREE-THREE... 302 00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:17,327 MAN, LOOK AT ALL THESE NERDS. I CAN'T EVEN COUNT THEM ALL. 303 00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:20,377 YES, I CAN. 15. DARN IT! 304 00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:23,040 WHAT IF MY FRIENDS SEE ME HERE? 305 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,495 TYLER, IT'S OKAY. 306 00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:27,293 IT'S SATURDAY, IT'S SCHOOL, AND IT'S A MATH CONTEST. 307 00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:29,375 NONE OF YOUR AIRHEAD FRIENDS WILL BE HERE. 308 00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:30,878 EXCEPT THEM. 309 00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:32,538 HEY, TYLER. 310 00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,625 DID YOU COME TO MAKE FUN OF THE MATH GEEKS, TOO? 311 00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:37,079 ALREADY DID. PANTSED THREE OF THEM. 312 00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:40,326 OR WAS IT FOUR? I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT GOOD AT MATH. SEE YA! 313 00:14:40,834 --> 00:14:42,214 TYLER! 314 00:14:42,291 --> 00:14:43,881 COME ON! 315 00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:45,501 THIS IS FOR STAN. 316 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:48,753 IF KARL FINDS OUT THE TRUTH, WE'RE GOING TO LOSE HIM FOREVER. 317 00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:50,174 BUT... 318 00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:51,791 PLEASE. 319 00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:57,331 ACTUALLY... 320 00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:59,458 I'M HERE TO COMPETE. 321 00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:01,245 WHAT? 322 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,383 MATH IS COOL? 323 00:15:04,917 --> 00:15:07,667 HEY, GUYS! TYLER'S DOING MATH. 324 00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:09,790 MATH IS COOL. 325 00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:15,495 HOW DID YOU WALK IN HERE, AND IN, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES MAKE MATH COOL? 326 00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:18,423 SAME WAY YOU MADE HIP HOP UNCOOL IN FIVE MINUTES 327 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,210 WHEN YOU RAPPED THE PERIODIC TABLE. 328 00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:23,132 ( rapping to music ) ♪ I BUST MY RHYMES LIKE HELIUM ♪ 329 00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:26,038 ♪ BUT THEY'RE MINE SO DON'T STEAL-Y 'EM ♪ 330 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,125 ♪ PER-I-OD...ICAL ♪ 331 00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:30,250 ( microphone feedback ) 332 00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,833 -COME ON, HONEY. -Ellen: I DON'T WANT TO. 333 00:15:35,917 --> 00:15:38,997 I TOLD YOU, WHEN CHLOE SAW JUST ME WEARING IT, 334 00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:40,633 IT STILL SEEMED SPECIAL. 335 00:15:40,709 --> 00:15:42,789 SHE NEEDS TO SEE THAT EVERYBODY'S DOING IT. 336 00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:47,882 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TAKE HER OUT OF THAT SCHOOL. 337 00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:49,379 I CAN HOMESCHOOL HER. 338 00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:50,958 'CAUSE THIS IS TORTURE. 339 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:54,543 ELLEN, YOU LOOK RAVISHING. 340 00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:56,455 -I DO? -MM-HMM. 341 00:15:57,208 --> 00:15:59,828 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE BOOTS OR THE HAREM PANTS, 342 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,877 BUT YOU ARE WORKING THAT, BABE. 343 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:04,956 AH... I DO KIND OF FEEL A TEENY BIT MAGICAL. 344 00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:06,711 YOU DON'T THINK THE TIARA'S TOO MUCH? 345 00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:08,752 MAYBE FOR A LESSER WOMAN. 346 00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,705 ( singsongy ) I'M A PRINCESS. 347 00:16:11,792 --> 00:16:14,922 I'M A SPECIAL, MAGICAL PRINCESS. 348 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,580 OH! LOOK AT ME! I CAN REALLY MOVE IN THESE PANTS. 349 00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:18,627 UH-HUH! 350 00:16:18,709 --> 00:16:21,289 Both: OH OH OH! 351 00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:25,575 WHAT WAS I THINKING? AHH! 352 00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:29,787 HUH? MY PLAN WORKED. 353 00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:31,825 OR WE MADE IT LOOK SO RIDICULOUS, 354 00:16:31,917 --> 00:16:33,957 SHE'S HUMILIATED TO LOOK ANYTHING LIKE US. 355 00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:35,171 WHO CARES? 356 00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,960 WE WERE HAVING FUN THERE A MOMENT AGO, WEREN'T WE? HUH? 357 00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:41,211 -YEAH, IT WAS KIND OF FUN. -HMM. SO TELL ME... 358 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,211 DID YOU EVER DANCE LIKE THIS... 359 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:45,331 -( Ellen gasps ) -...WITH WALTER PERKINS? 360 00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:48,077 I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS! 361 00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:50,036 THIS CAME FROM WALTER PERKINS. 362 00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,170 TYLER JAMES? REALLY? 363 00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,250 YOU'RE COMPETING? 364 00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,883 I'M COMPETING, AND I'M GONNA WIN. 365 00:16:57,959 --> 00:17:01,079 YOU DO REALIZE THIS ISN'T A "POOFIEST HAIR-DO" CONTEST? 366 00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:03,326 YEAH, I REALIZE THAT. 367 00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:05,917 I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT, BUT I REALIZE IT. 368 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:09,001 YOU'RE NOT GONNA LAST PAST THE FIRST ROUND. 369 00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:10,383 FINAL ROUND. 370 00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,458 WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST TWO CONTESTANTS. 371 00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:16,171 -YAY, TYLER! -All: WHOO! 372 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,420 THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL. 373 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:21,130 HOW HAVE YOU NOT BEEN ELIMINATED? 374 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,498 ( tense music begins ) 375 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,003 STAN IS HERE? 376 00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:34,713 WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 377 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,922 OKAY, THE NEXT QUESTION IS FOR TYLER. 378 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,290 ( music intensifies, no dialogue ) 379 00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:50,083 -22... -THAT'S RIGHT! 380 00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,670 SQUARE OVER TWO B. 381 00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:58,214 THAT'S RIGHT. 382 00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:08,999 34 TIMES 10. 383 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,916 ( applause ) 384 00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:26,535 Tyler: 1.67 TIMES... 385 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,075 -THAT'S RIGHT. -( cheering ) 386 00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:31,416 -YES! -BUT, NO! NO, NO, NO! 387 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,710 TYLER IS CHEATING! HE IS A DIRTY CHEATER! 388 00:18:33,792 --> 00:18:36,002 THERE IS A DOG OUT THERE GIVING HIM THE ANSWERS. 389 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,125 ( all laughing ) 390 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,920 NO. NO, REALLY. THE DOG IS A MATH GENIUS! 391 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,210 THE LITTLE GIRL IN THE RED RUBBER RAIN BOOTS TOLD ME. 392 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:44,131 ( more laughter ) 393 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,748 MR. BEEDS, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. 394 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:50,245 THE DOG IS CHEATING FOR HIM. YOU HAVE TO DISQUALIFY TYLER. I WIN! 395 00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:53,793 OH, KARL! YOU MUST BE PRETTY DESPERATE TO PULL SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 396 00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:56,285 YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED FOR POOR SPORTSMANSHIP. 397 00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,375 WHA-- 398 00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:59,748 TYLER IS THE WINNER OF THE X-SQUARED GAMES! 399 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,504 -Audience: WHOO! -YES! YES! 400 00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:05,923 I'M GETTING A B-MINUS IN GEOMETRY AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT! 401 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,330 YAY, MATH! 402 00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,627 HA HA! YAY, MATH! 403 00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:13,539 SO, KARL... 404 00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:15,535 NEXT TIME WE GO HEAD TO HEAD, 405 00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:16,825 WHY DON'T YOU WIN? 406 00:19:16,917 --> 00:19:18,957 JUST TO MIX THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT. 407 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,825 YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 408 00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:22,917 ARE YOU CLAIMING YOU SOMEHOW SET ME UP? 409 00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,708 DIDN'T I? 410 00:19:26,959 --> 00:19:29,039 Avery: IF ANYONE FINDS OUT STAN'S SECRET... 411 00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,375 WHAT SECRET? 412 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:33,290 GET OUT OF HERE, OKAY? THIS IS FOR THE BIG KIDS. 413 00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:37,077 FINE! NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME! 414 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:40,669 ( whispering ) Stan is a math genius. 415 00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:45,881 HE'S JUST A REGULAR DOG. 416 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:48,996 YOU PRETENDED HE HAD A SECRET FROM THE BEGINNING JUST TO SET THIS UP. 417 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:52,673 THAT'S RIGHT. HIS "SECRET" WAS PART OF AN ELABORATE RUSE 418 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,080 TO COST YOU THE MATH COMPETITION. 419 00:19:54,417 --> 00:19:56,997 OH! AND I DID EAT YOUR GRAHAM CRACKERS. 420 00:19:57,583 --> 00:20:00,833 AND THEY WERE DE-LICIOUS. 421 00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:02,917 MMM, MMM, MMM! 422 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,920 BY THE WAY, THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE. 423 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,380 ( auto-tuned ) Karl: ♪ THE DOG IS A MATH GENIUS ♪ 424 00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:09,708 ♪ DOG--DOG--DOG--DOG... GENIUS ♪ 425 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,752 -BAM! -( whack ) 426 00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:14,827 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME! 427 00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:17,417 BECAUSE YOUR MOM AND DAD INVITED ME OVER FOR DINNER. 428 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,630 I'M MAKING MY FLAN. 429 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:23,125 WASN'T THAT YOUR PHONE, AVERY? 430 00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:24,578 DON'T RUIN THE MOMENT. 431 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,290 IT WORKED! 432 00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:32,415 KARL THINKS THE WHOLE SECRET WAS FAKE FROM THE BEGINNING. 433 00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:34,582 THANKS FOR RISKING BEING UNCOOL. 434 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,535 HEY, FOR STAN... 435 00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:39,075 ...I'D DO ANYTHING. 436 00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:40,576 Stan: SO IN THE END, 437 00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:43,627 THE WHOLE THING WAS... MOLTO BUONO! 438 00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:48,958 ( in Italian accent ) HEY! I CAN SPEAK-A ITALIANO! 439 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:52,791 AW, I'M NOT SPEAKING ITALIAN. WHO AM I KIDDING? 440 00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:54,245 OY VEY. 441 00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:55,417 HEY! 442 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:58,670 I CAN SPEAK YIDDISH! 443 00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:03,170 THE POINT IS, EVERYTHING WORKED OUT AND AVERY OUT-FINKED FINK. 444 00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:05,250 BUT... SHE STILL CAN'T RAP. 445 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,633 ( rapping ) ♪ TYLER IS THE WINNER ♪ 446 00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:08,039 ♪ OF THE MATH COMPETITION ♪ 447 00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:11,165 ♪ YOU THINK YOU CAN FINK US THAT'S A SUPERSTITION ♪ 448 00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,250 WORD. PROBLEM. 449 00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:19,495 CAN'T AFFORD TO BREAK ANOTHER MIC. SAVING UP FOR A NEW PHONE. 450 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:25,043 ( in pirate accent ) ARRR, MATEYS. 451 00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:27,495 WHERE BE ME BREAKFAST? 452 00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:32,037 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO AGAIN. 453 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,167 ( making indistinct pirate noises ) 454 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:38,040 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 455 00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:41,959 -ALL RIGHT. -( sighs ) 456 00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:44,327 ( music playing ) 457 00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:47,583 ( boing ) 33221

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