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Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Dragon Art theatre.

Before the program starts this evening, however...

A word of warning and caution.

The films you are about to see...

Are adult motion pictures rated X.

If you do not understand what an adult motion pictures is...

Or if you would be offended by frank and intimate scenes...

Then we urge you not to view these motion pictures.

If these kind of scenes and films would offend you...

Then we urge you not to purchase a ticket to the Dragon Art theatre.

However if you, like many of our friends and customers...

Enjoy the very finest and adult motion pictures...

You will find them short weekly at the Dragon Art theatre.

The Geek

In the wild untamed regions of the North-West part of our continents...

Strange stories have been unfolding for two hundred years.

There is a legend of a mammoth being, part animal, part human...

Its grotesque form has on occasion been seen by some...

Others scoff its existance.

Yet, all respect it - they call it the "Sasquatch", we call it - the Geek.

Ladies and gentlemen...

What you are about to witness here at this theatre...

In the next hour will undoubtedly become indeleble in your memory forever.

You are about to see one of the strangest phenomenons of our century.

It is a legend come true...

It is a legend of the mysterious and elusive animalistic type of creature...

Known as the Sasquatch...

Part man but mostly beast.

Some scientists believe that the ancient Neanderthal man...

Was the predecessor of our present civilization...

Yet other insist that the Sasquatch, otherwise known as the Geek...

Is a new man.

A mutation perhaps, but nevertheless ancient man.

In the wilds of the Himalayas mountains...

There are tales of a mammoth being kwown as the abominable snowman.

In the similarly wild virgin territories of the North-American continent...

There exists its counterpart...

A huge shambling monster covered with coarse, black, matted hair.

As cunning and elusive, he is as dangerous to man as the giant Grizzly.

In the state of Oregon, for instance...

It is not unusual for someone to wander into the forests...

Never to be heard of again.

Strange sightings of a creature of unbelievable proportions...

Have been reported in these areas.

The skeletal remains of a hunter...

Were found recently by rescue parties searching for a missing plane.

The arms were torn from their sockets...

The hunter's rifle was found nearby...

Snapped in half like a thin twig.

This grim reminder brings men to wonder...

Are we really the monsters of the Earth...

That we think we are?

Our crew is weary from the long hike.

We have had to leave our tracks down in the valley...

And carry our equipment on our backs for the last 30 miles.

Here you see our crew preparing to make camp.

We will rest the remain of the day...

And tomorrow morning hike further into the forest in quest of our quarry.

Each member of our expedition has been carefully handpicked...

To think and work together as a single unit.

Our prime concern is to locate and photograph the Geek.

This is a keen effort...

And we are all pledged to share and share alike...

Our food and our water, everything.

Including our women.

Here we see John and Valerie preparing their sleeping quarters.

They are a very capable husband and wife team...

And I might add... newlyweds.

Hey.

That's so far, I wandered so far, eh?

Just under that tree...

- I want to make love. - Hey, sounds great.

Oh, the trees.

I've got ??? you wouldn't believe.

Good, sweetheart...

Oh darling, what a wonderful way to spend our honeymoon!

Making love in the forest.

Oh, it's so hard!

I just wanna touch it!

Then I'll take my pants off.

Fuck me now, lover. Fuck me!

Kiss it first.

Ok, I'm ready to fuck you.

You're a little too high.

Move, move down a bit.

Ok, David.

Just fine.

Like that.

Well, how was it darling?

Wonderful.

We better get back before they come looking for us.

Let's do it again later David, alright?

All night long, baby.

I think we can have better luck if we move further East.

This area is uncharted.

Maybe we'll just have to take path lock...

Well that's about it, kids.

I suggest we get a good night sleep and an early start in the morning.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Ok, I'll see you in the morning!

- See you in the morning, bye! - Bye.

I shall let you to come over in my tent, I've got a bottle!

So, all I'm getting is a drink?

Well, I've got... italian salami...

Talk me into it...

Alright.

What would you like, the Martini or...

- Mint julep to cool you? - To cool me?!

You look like you need cooling, not me!

Yeah, yeah... ok, Dannie.

Funny!

- Cheers. - Cheers.

You're getting it all over me!

It's been down kinda hard, didn't it?

Darling, we're wasting time.

Why don't I take off my pants...

Let me help you.

Let's change.

Oh, yeah!

Yeah...

Yeah...

Oh, it feels good!

How's this?

Yeah!

Was I a good piece of ass?

Well, you were... the best piece I ever had.

Of course, you're the only one.

You mean to tell me you're a virgin?!

Well, the closest I ever came...

Was when my sister let me feel her breasts.

But... I wanted to have an affair with her...

But I felt bad 'cause she was my sister.

Did she have an affair with somebody else?

Well, she must have because she ran off and got married a week later.

She was only 15.

Well, don't you worry about it...

From now on I'm gonna take good care of this.

Look, sweet, you got lucky tonight.

Alright, just keep your eyes open if you see something coming out.

I don't know, it might be a bunch of deers.

Yeah, I think you're right.

Yeah, I mean ???

???

Phil, down! Goddamn!

- What was that? - Oh, look!

What was that?!

He must be down here!

- Must be big! - His home was here tonight.

- Wow! - Wow!

Now, this could be the Sasquatch.

Goddamn, look at that thing!

This has to be a footprint from the Sasquatch.

Well, I have a ???

Whoever or whatever made that print isn't far from here.

So we'll take our camp as up to the top of the ridge, there.

Set 'em up where we'll see it.

Johnny must be right...

This must be the camp of Sasquatch.

Well, people... let's get up that hill and get set up.

He could be watching, now.

Walk slowly... don't scare him, ok?

What have you got?!

You ok...?

This broadhead beast!

He stood that ugly thing into me!

- Oh, baby! - ??? myself!

Ok, it's alright, come on.

Come on, go back to camp, come on.

You'll be alright.

- Well, did you get it on film? - Every foot.

There he is, kids! Scram!

Some day I'm going to get that filthy animal!

The end