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You're late.

A bear. And a bear and a tree.

A yellow sponge?

A mouse and a star.

Naked man with a beard.

A green soldier.

A Child. It's The Chosen One! - A yellow sponge?

Shut up, Mother.

The fourth man riding a white horse with a green head light.

Either a one, or a two. - That's a taxi.

Sun. Lots of sun. The great work.

I see gold. The gold is the key.

Gold? Gold.

Gold.

Gold.

The great whore of Babylon with seven heads

is here among us. She tries to cheat us

with her lies. The only thing she wants

is to devour our souls.

Do not let this whore seduce you.

The only thing she really wants is to restore pagan power.

Gold, gold paid in weight.

They're here.

You moved. You moved, I saw you.

Moom!

Good afternoon. How are you, lovely? Such blue eyes.

There you are. Here... Will you go to the little room with me?

Say something, how are you so hot Nati

20 grams, 400 Euros. - But they're my mother's!

When I think of you I always end up so horny

It's open.

They're inside.

Everyone on the floor. This is a robbery!

Put everything in the bag. Quickly!

Sergio, take everything. - The clocks too?

No, they're not worth anything. Get the rings. They are real gold.

Sergio, get the pieces. Let's go.

Certainly! You have no shame to put a child in the middle of this.

One more word and I kill you.

He is right, This child needs to be in school.

Shut up, bitch! Keep your head down!

What 's going on?

We're almost done, almost done. - You brought the boy here, are you crazy?

I take him on Tuesdays and alternate weekends. I will not lose one day for a robbery.

Anything could happen to him. Things are not done like this.

Go in, take the money and that's it, OK? I am doing this shit for him.

so we can be together. Sergio, come here.

You understand that I'm doing this for you, right? - Sure, Dad. I know.

Who do you want to stay with? Mom?

Or with me? - With you, Dad.

He wants to be with me.

I do this for my son. And if I have to go to jail, I'll go to jail.

I am up to my balls from paying compensation

to these judges and his witch of a mother.

Christ is right. The judges are always on their side.

Between the child support, and what I must pay

for school and insurance and I have no money for rent.

You should have thought of that earlier! I'm sure you left with another woman?

How will I run away with someone if I'm sleeping in my car?

Enough!

You! Don't move.

Son of a bitch!

Run! Run!

Watch out!

Let's go You son of a bitch!!

Get out of the way! Run motherfucker!

Come on! Run!

Let's go!

Out of the way, lady.

Run Christ! Run for your life!

I don't know where he is. Sleeping, probably.

Take the child Christ!

What did you tell him?

Are you stupid. ?

Listen, I have to go.

Run!

Sonia! -Stop bitch!

Don't think that I don't hear you.

Sonia! Sonia! Where are you going? Stop! Stop!

I'm behind the wheel. - Stop!

Do you know her? - That's my girlfriend.

But she took the car!? Open up, you son of a bitch!

To the M-30. Step on it!

Where do you want to go? To Mendez Alvaro or through the tunnels?

Wherever you want, asshole. - Shut up.

Whichever route you believe is best.

Are you retarded? - Me?

Why did you tell your girlfriend where the car was? - I did not tell her anything motherfucker.

She knows everything. I don't have to tell her, she just guesses.

The other day, at the club - I go out and she's there at the door waiting for me.

Dad, there's a man here. - Not today, chump. Not today.

I'd rather get off here, you'll be better off without me.

Help! Help!

Get down! Get down! Christ!

The cab is occupied. - Should we wait for a free one?

I believe if you agree with me, its better to go through the Vicente Calderon.

I say this because at this time there is less traffic.

Fuckers! Bastards! - I can't see anything!

" Incoming call - Armageddon." .

Here, its your mother.

Mom. - How are you, son?

Great! - Have you had lunch?

No lunch. - Why not?

And I still have not done my homework. - Why?

I'm riding in a taxi with Dad. - Where are you going?

The police are chasing us - What?

Give me the phone. - We held up a shop.

Give me the phone please. - We have a bag full of gold.

Give me the phone fucker. - Give it to your father.

Hi, Sylvia, how you doing? Yes, I'm...

Playing with the kids in the park. Yes. Yes.

Well, now... now... we do homework and lunch, and...

everything else. Sorry, but I have to go. Sorry, sorry.

Jose? What 's going on?

I'm getting off here.

Please, Help! Police! Help! Police! - What are those shouts? Jose!

Get me out of here, please! Police!

Get back here asshole!

Can you lock the doors? - Yes, the child locks.

Jose, by the gods, what's going on there? - Excuse me, Sylvia.

Are you listening? - Yes.

What are you going to feed your child? - We have a few sandwiches and cocoa.

Do I ask you what you give him for lunch?

Don't be rude! - I'm not being rude

but you get on my nerves, asking what I do with the kid.

-What did you say? I don't have to give you explanations.

Because I'm his father, And he's perfectly fine with me!

Accelerate or I'll smash your head. I have to leave you. I'm going. Bye bye.

Step on it!

Step on it!

Sergio, are you okay? - This is just like Grand Theft Auto San Andreas!

Now where to? To the Burgos highway, the Zaragoza, the Extremadura or go south?

To the south! To the south! - To the south, why?

Because they always escape to the south. To Mexico.

That is in the movies. - To Portugal?

Let's go to France. - Why France?

Because we're going to live in Disneyland, its in Paris.

I did not say exactly that we would live there, Sergio. We'll go visit,

and then we'll see, Right? - Can you picture me in Disneyland?

You can go wherever the hell you want. - But you don't do things like that.

You take your child to a robbery and now he decides where we escape?

We can not give in to his every whim. Don't get carried away.

Tell him! Tell him! - Excuse me.

If we are to go to France I need to call my wife

and tell her that I will not be home for dinner. - Give me the phone.

She'll get pissed. She'll get pissed.

Put your hands where I told you sir. Watch your hands!

He won't take my call. It pisses me so much when he doesn't take my call.

May be his phone is out of range. - Really? His conscience is out of range.

Do you know how much alimony he owes me? For three months.

Three months he pays nothing for his son!

The child still wears last year's uniform. It fits him by the knees now.

Have you thought about shared custody?

What? What I thought about is putting him in jail for non-payment.

And to you I'm going to give a sedative,

You seem very nervous. - But I'm fine.

Shared custody...

I have filed a lawsuit with Family Court. and then the next time

he sees his son will be from behind prison glass. Maybe then he'll wake up.

Move aside, man! Don't you see this man is very ill?

25 000 gold rings were stolen by armed bandits

from pawnshop Puerta del Sol.

The whole idea came from Christ. - Who is Christ?

What did he say? - I don't know.

How do you not know? Aren't you the translator?

He said, " I don't know."

No one knew each other's real names.

Tell them to drop the masks. Now!

Come on!

Fuck.

We only met them in the shop. I had no money and I sold what little I got.

St. Judas Miracle Worker. Patron saint of hopeless cases.

The job was a piece of cake. Lots of gold, little security,

We had to enter the shop, without drawing attention.

I got it. - You'll see I catch on.

Are you all street entertainers on the plaza?

He says " no." - How not?

Are you fucking with me?. Is that what you wear? - Work clothes?

Sergio. Sergio?

What 's going on? Are we together in this, huh?

We're together. That's what we wanted, right?

He's ten years old for the love of god! He's been in an extreme situation.

He's in shock, the kid must be traumatized.

Do you have children? - Nope, as far as I know.

Then shut up. You have no idea. -But this is by the book, he's gonna drag this for the rest of his life.

-What book? You haven't read a book in your whole fucking life.

Careful with the gun. Weapons are very dangerous inside, you know.

I do not want to bother you, you've had enough already

But I urgently need to go to Badajoz I have to go to work there.

I'll cry because I haven't done my homework. - We'll do it when we get there. Okay?

Mom told me that I have to to do homework first.

Let's clear up something. Mom doesn't get a saying here, I am.

With Mom you do what she says, and with me, do as I say.

We're going to do homework but not right now.

Later, all right?

Coppers!.

Okay, there, there.

Let's see Sergio, what now? What's going on now?

I left my backpack in the shop

with my homework inside right over the counter.

Say what? - What do we do? Do we go back?

One moment, one moment, one moment.

Sergio, remember when you started the school year

and got your textbooks what I told you?

Yes. - And what did I say?

To write my name, address and phone number on the first page

in order not to lose them. - Did you do it?

No.

YES!

Sergio Fernandez Logio Avenue, 5 Mom : 690 389689 Dad : 646 704334

Yes, it's me.

Yes, that's my son.

No, he's with his father. What happened?

Where did you say?

No, no. It can not be. You must have a made mistake. Are you sure its him?

Yes.

Yes. Right, right.

I understand.

This is not good, ma'am. What did you do? This is very damaged.

This was taken at our wedding. - But we can't see his face.

I kept one wedding photo because my father is in it.

Silvia, we need one where we can see his face up front, for identification.

This is what I have. This is from when we opened a video store.

And then this one when we opened a convenience store. - For food?

We were filling used printer cartridges.

I told him it was a bad idea, but he never listened to me...

And this is when we opened a Chinese restaurant. And the Chinese burned it.

This is dad's funeral.

The poor man could not last long. We were always asking him for money...

You'll have to do a composite photo.

Of my father? - No, of your husband.

Bear in mind he committed a robbery in a public shop with the help of your son.

What? With my son? - Why did you tell her?

I'm sorry, I thought you told her. - You can't say things like that

We have to wait for the psychologists Jaime!

Come here. - Calmly

Here, here. Take it easy. Sit here for a moment.

Calm down, okay? Calm down. Right here. Look.

He's naked? - ah no, he's dressed as Christ Christ

with silver paint like a street performer. -They had it all thought out.

Sergio! - Silvia! Silvia! Calm down!

Sylvia, calm down! We are doing everything possible

to find your son. Sylvia!

Talk to her! Give us a photo of the boy she raised!

I've gone too far and said too much. I don't want to upset her.

We need to be able to contact you. If he calls, tell us immediately. Okay?

Listen! You are in no condition to drive.

We need to follow her. Send someone to watch her house and follow her around the clock.

Send someone? There's no one Jaime. We have to follow her.

Run and get the car keys.

Go on, for fucks sake!

Sergio. Sergio, my dear, Pick up the phone, please.

I have already forgotten your faces, I swear it.

In addition, what have you really done? Stealing? Who doesn't steal these days?

Please leave me at the road side so I can to go to Badajoz.

I will not tell nobody nothing.

Dad, I'm hungry. - We can not stop

until we cross the border, Sergio. - Mom says to eat 5 times a day.

Mom tells you what she wants. - Christ, the child is right.

We're not going to make it to France in one go, We'll have to stop sooner or later.

Right, right, we stop soon to eat and we talk this out. Can you hear me?

He's seen our painted faces. Christ I don't think the Badajoz guy will be able to remember us.

This is not a sightseeing trip. The police is chasing us. And stop calling me Christ.

And what should I call you? Mohammed? - And I'll call you toy soldier right?

Fine. - His name is Jose.

Jose Fernandez Cuesta. And he's divorced. He wants joint custody.

but my mom refused because he is irresponsible. - Now listen to me.

You know what? Your mother is right. Sorry, Jose. But you don't do it like this.

I am Tony, dude. - Fuck off. I don't care.

I'm Manuel. -It's nice to meet you. - My name is Manuel Sanchez Garcia.

I have three children and live in Aluche. - Whatever. Okay?

This is Marquitos. He cries when I go to work.

This is Alejandro, my oldest And my daughter Laura.

She loves me so much, she has put my picture next to that of Justin Bieber.

Why are you telling me all this? - It's nice, no?

Because I do not want to be the dude that can be killed, just because people don't know him.

like the man from Badajoz. - Who's talking about killing anyone?

And we have a lot in common. Women have also destroyed my life.

My mother my sister and my wife are friends, you know.

They were staying in the cafe Corte Ingles to gossip about me.

In school its the same, some tell everything to others. - They are like a coven, sharing information.

Come on guys. Let's not become male chauvinists, please.

Besides, I adore women. Adore them.

- Me too.

For example Sonia, the one I am with now.

She's amazing. - The one who took our car?

She didn't know, I couldn't tell her I was taking it for a robbery, right?

And the car is hers? - Yes. Yes.

And the car, the house, the dog...

Fuck, she has this awesome boxer named Lollipop.

Lollipop? What do you do when you're not doing robberies? - Me?

Yes you, who else? - Public Relations at Club Sperm.

Not now, because the club is closed. Some fool died in the toilet.

What is Club Sperm? -A dance club.

Like Pacha, but nastier. Because it's closed, I had to do the robbery. I didn't dare tell Sonia I'm unemployed.

She 's a lawyer. Handles many big cases. She works hard and then when she comes home

she wants to fuck and not listen to my problems. You know?

So, you're afraid of her. - Afraid?

Well, yes, I guess I'm afraid of her.

Sergio.

Sergio, pick up the phone, please.

She is a very strong gal, and super smart. Fuck, I never even got my GED.

I am not good enough for her. I fuck up everything.

At work, at home,and in bed. She's very good, she blows me away.

You have a problem in bed?. - You didn't say you were good.

I'm under too much pressure

She comes home from the court and says : " Tony, what's for dinner? "

And I didn't do a thing, because I do not understand the stove.

It has all these buttons.

And the stove is hot, but the pan remains cold.

You know what I'm saying? So we go to bed.

She grabs me by the throat like a beast until I can not breathe.

And with all the stuff in my head, and goes around and around...

- Boner gone soft?

Sergio! - 52% of men over 30

are unable to complete intercourse. - Did you learn that in school?

No, I read it in Mom's "Cosmopolitan".

Well Sergio, that is a lie.

They make up whatever statistics as they want. - I'm only 26.

Well it happened to me once. - Go on.

She was a perfect woman.

Breasts, thighs. Everything took my breath away.

Just like in a porno movie. She said such gross things...

and I was simply not able to perform like that. I was getting scared..

Finally I was able because I covered her with a blanket. -What if she dumps me?

And she finds someone better? -They are like a curse.

They're like demons. They turn you into a mad man.

Because they leave you, because they stay... because they don't stay

Dude, they get into that part in your brain, occipital lobe and...

You kill yourself for one of these!

And when she catches you, you wish you'd cut off your finger.

Fuck this already! I've put up with this for too long.

I'm with you guys. If I've not robbed a bank is because I never grew the balls for it.

Thank you. -and one more thing.

No need more to keep me at gunpoint. Tony. Jose.

Consider me part of the gang. -And why is that? You want a share, right?

No, I just want to say that... - Why should we believe you?

Dad, the police are chasing us.

No, wait. I'll take care. Buckle up, guys.

Jose. -Pull slow, slow.

Or it will stuck. Sergio, help him.

Let's trow a pair into this. Hold tight.

Be careful. - Trees!

Hold on. - No.

We're safe now - Let's do it again!

Are you okay? - Let's do it again!

Sergio. - Again!

A few hours after the Politbuto announced the opening of the Berlin border,

all residents rushed to break the wall and dispose of visas,

as they no longer need them.

What are you doing, you wretch?

Get out of here. - Booze, booze.

How many times have I told you not to touch that drawer. That's not for you.

Booze, booze, booze, booze.

Booze, booze. You'll get your booze.

Give me that bottle. And get away from the bar.

I'll throw swords knight... - Something's wrong with the television!

Then put a tape in. Can't you see I'm busy.

Maritxu!

Already dry, are you?

i'll say more. You have no sense of humor.

But this program gives me the ability to laugh at you with complete impunity.

What are you complaining about? You will become more young and beautiful.

I'm going to dye you mahogany.

It rejuvenates you. Blonde is no longer in style. It's so over.

I don't want mahogany. - Temperamental! You're too temperamental.

Hello... I don't like mahogany Maritxu!

Maritxu! Listen to me, I don't want mahogany

Wash it out now, it's itchy.

I don't want mahogany

Do you have any soup?

Yes.

Three soups then. - Where is your bathroom?

By the end, then left. -Thank you.

Good evening.

Dad, can I go play? - No.

Thank you. - Sergio.

Jose. Jose Jose. - What now?

He already died right?

He happened to be drunk... drunk... drunk...

- Jose Luis Moreno? -Yes. Bitter as always

- When was this? She's not very recent, is it?

One day the television went out. The...one coming from the air.

Those are tapes, no one watches them, so they don't care what I play.

I memorized them all.

On the night of the festival, a special night

boys and girls, so happy. - Don't you have cable?

Once a man came by to tell us about something-something

But he couldn't cheat me. They're just coming to suck your blood..

To get to the village, go up the hill and right after it, you're get to the border.

What's the name? - What?

The village. - Zugarramurdi.

The village of witches! - What witches?

There was a witches coven or something, no? And then they burned them.

I have no fear of witches.

I fear only sons of bitches. They are plenty and everywhere.

This is good soup, right? - Yes, it's very yummy.

Gotcha!

You enter by the mouth and come out through the ass.

I said Ass. Ha ha ha!

At the beginning you get scared, but then you start to like it.

When you come out, you're never the same. - Why?

Baga, biga, higa... (Traditional Basque folk song...)

Laga, boga, sega... (written as a witches' incantation)

Zahi, Zohi, bele...

Harma, tiro, PUM!

I do not agree with you. - Because here they've given you a delegation, Mr. Macho.

There's sherry,

ham,

and what is that other flavor?

Soup is soup.

What is it? Are you okay?

The demon does not have a tail, but she's got a cunt like a cave.

My advice Do not think I say nonsense without thinking.

Never say anything to contradict them. - Who?

Agree with everything she says. It's for the best.

"He who warns you is no traitor". - What are you telling them?

Shut up! You babble too much. Get in the kitchen!

And do not eat up today's special.

So we'll be on our way, see you.

Come here a minute! I shit on your whore mother!

Bastards! Sons of bitches! What is going on?

Hi! I wanted to tell you... Well, thank you.

Let me out, please! Bastards!

Hey, friends!

Let me ride with you! Where are you going? Do you want to be my friends?

Good bye! -Sons of bitches! I can't take this anymore!

On the night of the festival, a festive night.

Boys and girls such happyness...

They're definitely working together!

They steal the gold she plays the fool,

then they meet up in Paris and live it up.

You think? I think she just wants to get her son back. She's a worried mother.

It seems so, but they never think what they seem to think.

And what do they think? - I do not know, but they think differently.

They are spiders! They weave their webs around you.

Webs are comfortable, pleasing, we feel safe

fucking awesome in their web and then, Bang!. They inject you with their poison.

- Problems with Rachel? -With Rachel, none.

She changed the PIN codes on the credit cards.

Alfonso, has she left you without money?

I learned it from the bank statements I can not go home.

She changed the locks? - And threw my clothes in the trash.

Didn't you have a girlfriend? - Me? Girlfriend?

Yeah something like that. Leave her before she leaves you.

Because once she finds out

she has you by the balls, she'll take them,

And she'll rip them off!

" Zugarramurdi - 2 km. "

I don't go any further. - What's up?

I will not go there. - Don't fuck with me, don't let us down now.

Jose, this village is cursed. Here they celebrate the witches' coven, you know>

What is witches' coven? -Kind of like a rave, but in the Middle Ages.

Shut up. - Listen. We're in no medium bullshit

at 5 in the morning. Right? I'm serious. Fuck...

I didn't tell you about this, because I don't even understand it,

But in their toilet... There was a dude. - And?

Well if it was a girl... - There was a dude, but he was inside the toilet's hole.

Where? - Fuck, It is so hard to explain.

In the hole. Some eyes. Staring at me!

Listen... Manuel.

Manuel. Your name was Manuel, right?

First thing, relax.

You had a tense moment and it is not easy, not easy.

Do we agree? -Agreed - And we're all very tired.

And now we're going to drive through the village calmly. After half an hour we will be in France.

And nothing else will happen. Nothing else.

Nothing else will happen to us? No, Jose. You don't get it right?

Witchcraft, the practice itself, was born here. Right here, in a cave.

Demons, human sacrifices, everything.

Really. I'm not making this up, It's historical fact.

And where have you read this, in Weekly World News? - No, in Great Mysteries.

I've spent hours reading at the airport, the taxi stand... It is my obsession.

On top of that, all this bad karma we have. - The gold? What's wrong with the gold?

It is not the gold, It's the rings. Wedding rings. You said it yourself!

This bag is filled with thousands of broken promises

Lost dreams, contempt, hatred, failures, infidelities, deceptions, lies!

Fuck, you're giving me the creeps, Manuel. - So... are you saying?

-that this is Mordor and we carry the rings?

On the road I saw two witches.

Look what you've done. You scared the kid! - How nice!

Start the car.

Take it easy.

Sergio, relax, okay?

We're going to a lovely village, with charming people and ancient traditions. -Careful!

- And nothing else is going to happen. -Careful!

Look out! Look out!

Did you see that? Did you see her?

Fuck!

Sergio, get in the car. - But Dad...

I said get in the car!

Kiddo, what happened? What happened? Kiddo!

20 years of driving a taxi, and I never had a single scratch.

Well this was some scratch. Like really, some scratch.

Why didn't I stay home, Fuck!

Let me out you bastards!

We should call an ambulance. - Sure. And the insurance company and police. Right, fucker?

Don't touch her! - Damn! You've spooked me, fucker!

Why? This was an accident, We're helping her, right?

Let's see if she's dead or alive. - If she's alive... I don't know. And if she's dead...

I don't know either, I don't know what we'll do, But you don't do it like that!

I told you! - We'd better go before someone comes.

She's the woman the bar! What is she doing here?

She's not breathing. - Dear god, I've killed her!

I've killed her, I've killed her, I've killed her!

What the hell is that Jose?

No! Don't! Don't you open it! - But why? Why?

Can't you see? She's a witch!

How else could she have gotten here before us? - Right! We're going by car, dude.

Leave her. - I want to know what the fuck's inside.

Jose, leave it, let it go. - No, I want to see what the fuck's inside.

Drop it dammit! Just drop it! - What a pair of children. Drop it.

Leave it, let it be! Drop it! - What's this shit inside...?

What was inside?

I got some in my mouth!

She's not there.

What is it? - The old woman is gone!

I'm going to go fucking crazy Sergio, Sergio...

Sergio, did you see anything? - She flew away.

What a little joker.

No, really, what did you see?

Maybe it was an amulet for protection. Or a potion. Or poison,

we don't know the side effects...

Shut your damn mouth. I don't want any more bullshit.

This dude is creeping me out, Jose.

Yeah, bullshit. But where's the old lady, eh? - She's like that ghost lady

that appears on highways and warns of danger

She warns people because she died there. - But she didn't say anything?

Because we hit her. but later, in time, she will appear to others.

Sure, and she'll tell them she was hit by a taxi from Madrid. - Exactly.

Look, as soon as we get to France we'll stop at the first place we find, split the rings,

and split off. -I don't want to see you guys ever again.

We're in Zugarramurdi.

Good, well that's it, no? It wasn't so bad.

What's that?

Holy fuck! Drive!

Swerve! Swerve! - What should I do, hit her?

Swerve! - Stop the fucking cab!

Good evening. - Good evening.

I'm sorry to bother you at this hour, but

Have you seen an old lady in black, with long, loose hair?

No. No. - Nope.

She is my mother. She's a bit crazy, you know?

We're not from around here, ma'am. We're going to France, just passing through.

Usually, she's okay, Even at her age, she still works...

But sometimes she forgets to take her medicine...

Sorry, ma'am, but we can't help you.

Well then, I guess I'll keep looking.

Pardon me. - No need.

I know this is a lot to ask, but...

would you be so kind as to to take me home?

Surely she's there. - We are in a great hurry, ma'am.

You have no idea the rush we're in. - And the meter is running.

Don't worry yourselves, I can go alone. I had hip surgery,

But my doctor told me a little exercise would not be harmful.

I'm sorry. Good night. - Good night.

And you are? Don't you talk? Has the cat got your tongue?

What is your name, handsome?

Sergio. - And I'm Graci.

I'm actually Graciana Barrenetxea.

Like my mother, grandmother and great-grandmother. - You are Basque?

Barren-etxea... "sweeps" the house?

I had a girlfriend from Basauri and I learned a bit, you know?

Here it is.

My husband did not like to come here much.

And finally we got divorced.

After the divorce, he became a priest.

Can you believe that?

Eva!

I found nothing. She wasn't at the bar or anywhere else.

Maybe she's inside. The door's open.

She probably forgot her keys. - Good, we'll we need to be going.

There's no hurry, right?

I mean an elderly woman, alone, anything could happen to her.

Like being hit by a car, or something.

Why a car? It could be a tractor.

Well, we gotta go, it's very late and the kid needs to sleep.

Sergio! Sergio!

I am Tony, princess.

Sergio! Sergio!

Sergio!

Wow, please pardon this mess, we did not expect guests.

It's all very messy here.

Children are like that.

My brother and I drove them crazy in this house when we were little.

It's like a maze. - You have a brother?

Yes, a younger one. But my mother keeps him chained and locked up.

Fuck, that's a great idea.

It's the only way. Lock them up to make them do their homework.

Come on. I do the same with Sergio

no television, no internet and no cell phone, you know

This is Francisco, my great-grandfather.

He was a shepherd. He built this place on the place of an ancient tower.

He had to sell a lot of sheep to build this, no? - One day he woke up and they were all dead.

As he was very superstitious he got on a boat and left for Cuba.

To buy sugar? - No, slaves. It was legal back then.

And this goes down to the cellars. There are tunnels, that join the caves

from the village to France. Tobacco, weapons and such, you know.

Gotta make a living, right?

Begonia disappeared down there once, and only returned after a month.

Who knows what happened there? -Can't think of.

Mama loved to scare us, she told us she was a witch and that she would be buried face down.

Face down? - Yes, face down.

Instead of face up in the coffin, like everyone else, she would be face down.

And so if your try to dig out with your fingernails,

you'll be digging further down.

Understand? - Yes, that makes sense.

Free admission. - What is it?

Public Relations. Come any time.

Haven't we already passed this? -He'll show up. Like my grandmother.

Kids and old people are so much alike. - Maybe they're together, playing.

It is possible, Sergio is very affectionate. He chatters with anyone.

You are an indulgent father. - Indulgent?

It's because he's divorced. - Yes, but Sergio takes it very well.

You hardly ever see him. Spends all of his time with mother, poor boy.

Precisely for this reason, you know? I want him to be with me, so he does not lack a father figure.

This is very important for his development. - I love children.

I'm like a child. I just love to play.

You do? And what do you like to play? - Doctor.

And you? - The PSP.

FIFA, Monster Hunter, Grand Theft Auto...

Me, I love to play with food.

I love food. If you want, I'll cook you something now.

You can't even fry an egg. And it comes with ulterior motives... no?

Want me to show you my room? All my toys are there.

I think that's a tremendous idea.

But first, don't you have to find your son?

Yeah, right. - Yes.

He seems a very bright child. - Yes, When you get to know him, you will love him.

He is very smart. And mature, and good.

He's cheerful, loving, sensitive.

Where has this son of a bitch gotten to now? Fuck!

You don't know how sorry I am.

It's all my fault.

I didn't need to distract them with my problems.

You're not responsible, ma'am. The child should have been with his mother from the start.

What are you doing Mother? - I do whatever I want!.

What do you care? -Mom, I can see you through!

Get away!

No!

Sergio!

No, this is wrong. Mom, this is wrong, understand?

- What are they doing here?

I'm so sorry, she is not right in the head.

She's in psychiatric treatment, and is on a lot of medication.

When she takes the pills she becomes disoriented.

Disoriented? What did she say? -Forgive me!

Please, Please, Jose. Forgive us.

What's important is nothing has happened to the child!

Open the door, give me the boy. Give me the boy!

Drive, Manuel!

And you mother, we 'll talk later.

Talk to me with respect, I breast fed you.

Do not you realize who they are? - The taxi driver, the soldier, the Christ...

And the Chosen one. You almost ruined everything.

I almost roasted him! -You have such things, Mother...

Fortunately, his father pulled him out of the oven in time.

I like him a lot mother. - And you've done nothing to make him stay?

What do you want me to do? -Your thing. What you always do.

Not with this one. He is different.

My brother-in-law calls me about a replacement and all this happens to me!

Why? I'm a good person. I want to go to Badajoz!

One question. I want to go to Badajoz!

Do we have a plan for this one? I want to go to Badajoz!

Thank you. Friends, thank you.

Maybe you're human after all.

Shit. What is it? Can we talk about this? Can we talk man?

Bastards!

There. When they find him, we'll be with Mickey Mouse.

Wait! - Dad, my back burns.

Don't scratch. Don't scratch it, Sergio. - Jose, it's going to peel.

Look, Sergio, look. Here's the border. Once we cross, I'll buy you aspirin and skin cream.

A French one is best. - And bottles of Moet et Chandon.

Fine, let's not blow it in the home stretch. - Okay?

Have we changed the license plates? - Yes.

We hid the guns? - Yes.

Where is the bag? - Bag?

The bag with the rings. - You had it!

Stop the car. - What?

Stop the car, we need to go back. - Why?

I left it. - the bag?

No, no, no, no, not the bag, please! -I lost my head looking for Sergio.

I'm sorry, we have to go back. - If we go back, will we see the man from Badajoz?

I'm sorry to have offended you. But I was angry.

I just lost my temper.

Wait, wait. Again? Please no.

Please. Cut me loose! Sons of bitches!

Fuck!

Graci! Eva!

Wait, Jose. - What what what what?

You don't do it like this. It can't be done like that.

Look, look

Tony, right? Ever since I met you,

you've constantly busting my balls with all those "shouldn't be done like this or like that". So if you don't do it like this..

How the fuck do you do it? huh?

Well, I don't know. But not like this, OK?

And stop hitting on the daughter, it's even sad.

What? Me? But what have I done? - So much for that lawyer of yours. Lets go.

And you? indulgent father, "I want him to focus." You are turning that child nuts!

There's the door. Come on.

What's going on? - Nothing.

Is the bag in there? - Yes. No. Wait...

No the bag, I don't see it.

Out of the way, let me look. - Quiet.

Wait dickhead. - Dickhead?

It's very dangerous!

Holy crap... Mamma mia, mamma mia.

What 's going on? - Honestly Jose, I don't know what to tell you,

but its not what I expected.

And I thought I'd seen everything at Club Sperma.

We should go get the bag That's what we came for.

Yes, you go. I 'll keep an eye.

Jackpot! Jackpot! - Get out of the fucking way.

Whoa dude! - What's she doing with that broom?

Not sweeping, that's for sure.

Go there, go there sweetheart.

We need to focus a bit, you hear?

Yes, I hear you. We need to remember why we came back here.

We have not come for this. Come on. Come on.

You're going to ruin the upholstery. Can't you sit quietly for a moment?

I can't stand this! Will they be much longer?

They're about to show up. My lord, Christ Christ, and the Holy Spirit...

It's in is there!

What's going on? Who's there?

What are you doing here? Weren't you going to France?

Why did you come back here? - Easy, lady.

You came back to rob us? But we have nothing.

To rob your ass! You two against the wall!

Lady, against the wall! - Why do you have guns?

Because of my mother? But she is harmless.

She has... - Turn around, Lets go!

... Alzheimers!

Calm down lady!

Let's get the fuck out of here!

Help me, God Almighty...

Hold on, Sergio! Hold on!

Run, Sergio!

If you're going to kill me, kill me already! I can't stand it anymore!

Please miss, Might you tell me what's going on?

Stay back spawn of Lucifer! - What are you doing?

I have no idea.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Would you like a splash of sherry? - No, thank you.

What's this? I go out for a minute and you're all over her.

Don't you see that this is a lady? Now get back in the kitchen!

It seems there's no phone coverage. - Here there is no coverage. No signal, nothing.

Surely a lot of people must pass through here, but would you remember

a man of about 30, vulgar and not very handsome with a boy?

I have seen nothing. - The boy is my son.

A blond boy... looks a lot like me.

No. - He doesn't look like me?

I haven't seen anything.

A vulgar man, not very handsome... - Sound familiar?

Is he your husband? - How did you know?

Because I'm a witch.

Then have you seen him? - No.

Can I use your bathroom?

In the back, on the right.

Senora.

Yes. - Do you have a cigarette?

What? - Give a smoke and I'll tell you.

What? - That I want to eat your pussy!

Go away. Leave me alone. - Your son, I could just eat him up.

You saw him? Where'd they go? - Cigarette.

Will you tell me now?

Are you there?

Fuck.

Attention, this is Inspector Alfonso Calvo, accompanied by Jaime Pacheco...

in persuit. We need reinforcement units

at the border crossing. - We need at least two patrol cars.

Repeat. This is Inspector Alfonso Calvo and Jaime Pacheco.

We need two patrol cars.

The bread, bread ane wi-... No. It's the bread, bread and wine, wine...

What are you doing? Go and grab a box.

Go on lazybones, you are such a lazybones! I don't know how I stand you.

One day... Let's go old woman, let's go!

It's not working. Fine, Try calling on the mobile.

I already tried, there's no signal. Moreover, the radio is for official use.

Man, the official thing to say is "Inspector Jaime Pacheco."

But I said that. - No Alfonso, you said Inspector Alfonso Calvo

and Jaime Pacheco. I am also an inspector.

No, no, no, no, no, I said two inspectors. I said, "Inspector Alfonso Calvo

and Inspector Jaime Pacheco." - You did not! Inspector Alfonso Calvo and then...

accompanied by... - Enough!

I'm sure they never even heard us. - It's just a detail.

Because you think I'm going to accompany you everywhere. - No, not as a companion...

Jaime, but as a partner. - I am the same as you, neither more nor less.

You don't notice and just give me orders. You say only start, pull out, faster, slower, you see?

I guess I'm just the one that drives. while you sleep, and gets the gas

and brings you donuts, and puts in the CDs.

I don't know, Jaime, what do you want me to say? - What?

A word of thanks, at least, a gesture. Something affectionate.

Something affectionate?

No, do not call her, she always talks too much.

This girl, I do not know her. It is luck. Our destiny.

We thought we had lost them, and they suddenly returned.

Yes.

Bah! His father and a couple of friends.

as you can imagine...

Yes.

Yes, yes. It's better than missing the whole thing.

Jose.

Yes, you're right. Entrees, we already have.

I said yes to the Urdangoitis, and told them to bring the bread. And bring ice.

Jose, Jose, listen. - Shut up -First dinner...

I entrusted you with my son, and you lose him. - At least he's not here, he managed to escape.

This can't be fucking happening. - Maybe we're dreaming?

It's not a dream. All three of us can't have the same dream. - We're not dreaming, it's a hallucination.

They drugged us. Do you remember the old woman's sack?

Nightshade, henbane, mushrooms, natural psychotropics.

Really, Is this a game you learned at the airport?

I must go to Badajoz... Badajoz, Badajoz...

So according to you, this is not real? - No. It is only in your head.

-These men are obsessed.

Drugs or dream, it is clear that she prefers you.

Easy, Tony. Pure suggestion.

For a dinner or a party? For a dinner, no more than 30 people.

And for the party... just imagine... thousands!

No, the boy is not here. But they have gone to look for him. I don't know how late...

Mom! Mom!

Over here! Over here! Over here!

Did you see that? - See what?

I don't know, a malnourished wild boar without hair. - No, that would be a suckling pig.

Something more rare, you think? - No, no, who's going to fucking stop!

Keep going or we'll lose her. - See? You're giving orders again!

Drive! Come on! Drive! Want me to take the fucking wheel, Jaime?

Stop!

There are witches in a house. My father is with them.

They tried to bake me in the oven. And they threw a man as if he was a ball.

Get in the car. Get in.

No! No! No!

Where are you going, pigeon?

Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! In the car!

-Party night, a special night

What 's happening?

My whole body hurts.

I think I broke something.

Where are we?

Open! Just a moment...

All right.

Another second.

Holy shit.

Good. Now I need only the balls of a priest and tears of the innocent.

I swear that I am innocent of nothing. I'm a thief.

Practically a murderer. - Really?

You know who is a very good person?

Him.

He is smug. Because he has a heart too big for his chest.

Liar! I drink a lot. I have no good qualities.

It's true Eva. I'm really bad person.

See? This 'tears of the innocent' thing is screwed. But the testicles...

He's not a priest, but he seems like one.

I've never even been confirmed.

I don't want to quarrel - There's no quarrel. It's him. He started it.

Can you not shut up? - Come, let's kiss and make up.

Yes, there is food for everyone.

Of course, as always.

We'll expect you.

Eva, how many times have I told you not to play with your food.

And the tooth won't work like that, it must be from a hung body.

No, my daughter. Fooling about as always.

What? Yes, I'll tell her.

but I understand its her age...

Hey! Enough already, no?.

You and I will talk later.

What are you up to?

Hello Eva! - How are you?

Some wine. - Thank you.

Come in, come in. - Thank you, darling.

Hello, how are you dear?

Look what I brought. - that's rich. come in.

Good evening.

I hope we are not early. - No at all! What did you bring?

A few little things to nibble. - As you don't know us well, I'm glad you came.

Look, do you know who this is? - Eva!

How you've grown up! Your mother told us that

you had gone to study abroad. - Yes, in Germany.

With the priests? - Yes, at the University of Tubingen, theology.

You've already fucked them all, right? - Well, I do what I can.

You said yes. Fucks like a bitch, lies about everything and deceives men.

You are at that age, Right?

Obviously. I love what you've done with the house. - You like it? Mom's behind it.

Hello. How are you? -Very nice, such detail.

There! there! there! there!

What is it? - There. She stopped there.

You stopped too fucking close.

Shit!

They're coming. Don't do anything. - Here's fine.

Did you give me an order? - Yes.

Let me go! Sergio!

I want to go home!

She's pulling out, and is going.

What are you up to? - You'll see

Jaime.

Fuck, Jaime. what are you doing? - You take the steering wheel.

I'm not your driver, Miss Daisy! - This is not the time nor the place.

Get in the car and drive, for the love of Gods. - Very well. I do it because I want to,

Not because you ordered me. - What a trip are you giving me, Jaime!

I know you've been following me since I left Madrid.

Let's say we are developing the investigation in the same direction as you.

It does not matter! Do you have guns?

Lady, you're not the one who asks the questions. - Don't you see?

My son is not with my ex-husband. Can't you see that he's been kidnapped?

Fuck!

Run!

Run! Come on! Let's go!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! - Police! Police!

Hey! Police! -Alfonso!

- Damn, Sylvia!

Sylvia!

Hey, I forgive you but you're hurting me a lot.

Will you shut up? - I might fucking cry.

If you're going to cry, cry. But do it quietly. Got it? - Got it.

Sylvia! - Sylvia!

You should wait here, it might be dangerous.

Moreover, I think we all should wait here.

Secure the perimeter and call for help.

Really, I don't like the path we're taking on this matter.

Alfonso, I'm coming!

Come, Let's go. Sylvia get behind me.

Eva, what have you made? - Fingers.

Not so much fried food,

Our guests will be too full for the second course -Mom, really...Do you have to find fault with everything?

Oh this girl, this girl.

They're eating the man of Badajoz. - It even looks fine to me, hear me say.

What freaks me out is how she walks on the ceiling like it's no biggie.

Remember that we've been drugged. - Yes, indeed. I'm not here and my head doesn't hurt.

and they are not eating this guy, I'm home, relaxed.

Drugs or not, one thing is certain, Eva likes Jose.

Are you two crazy?

They want to kill us, and you're thinking about fucking?. - What you have to do is let yourself be loved.

I'm just saying Jose. Do us the favor. - Manuel is right.

You've been super harsh, she was hitting on you so much,

And you didn't give a fuck, so rude! - She almost strangled him!

You don't do things like this, we should follow the protocol. - Exactly.

First secure the perimeter and then organize the operation. Not like this, its crazy.

Watch out! - What happened? I thought I saw someone.

Fuck, you gave me a scare, Alfonso! - Let me go first.

Senorita, please What are they going to do to me?

Dad! - Sergio!

Sergio, are you okay? - They brought me a frozen meal,

but it was arms and legs, Dad. - Let him go!

The things this child says... TV damages so much!

Here we eat the people, but with kisses.

We're a little... harsh, but later on...

When we know each other, we give it all.

We like to eat well, but not dear little boys like you.

Take him to the kitchen.

Quietly, quietly, please. - You see, eh?

Look out, be careful, please. Hey! Look out!

Ladies, A moment of silence, please.

The sauce is so smooth, isn't it?

Silence!

Like every year, we gather again

to celebrate the end of this civilization, ridiculous and so stressful

that it overwhelms us with its vulgarity.

We give thanks to the Great Mother for these gifts

she has bestowed in her infinite evil.

Because here time passes for no one. - Be quiet!

What's up there, Sylvia? What's up there?

The envy corrodes us. We lie, we cheat, insult our neighbors...

Vice and lust are our daily bread. But all this, my daughters,

is not enough.

The False Prophet still governs on the surface,

And she, despite our efforts,

remains hidden underground. For centuries, we wait for our Messiah.

destined to die and rise again through the womb of the Goddess

to lead us to our final victory.

This is not the first time we've tried...

We had 30 boys before this, Graciana.

Not one or two, thirty.

Chubby, precious, I do not understand how it all went wrong.

Perhaps mother, it was not a matter of quantity, but quality.

To choose the Messiah is not like choosing a bingo card.

Certainly, your mother did everything she could. - More could not be done.

The past is very easy to criticize. - Thank you,darling.

Very well. The past is past.

The truth is, we needed a miracle.

I hear voices. They are there below.

we celebrate the ritual, after so much time...

Here, here, here! Where?

Everything is perfect. The stars are with us.

Quiet!

The pain and misery that live in these rings

will give us enough strength, so the invocation of this year will be a success.

and she will arise from the depths, the one who reigned in the beginning.

What did she say/ - I do not know such a ritual.

What did she say about a ritual? Didn't you notice she was talking about a ritual?

Lady, give me the bag. You wretched man!

Will you leave me alone?

catch them!

Jose, I saw you!

And I will not forget it! Do you hear?

Why is your wife here? -She was meeting with your fucking lawyer!

Do not compare them. At least mine didn't sell us to the police!

I wouldn't worry much about the police right now.

You have to get the rings! - Are you crazy? Is this the apocalypse?

We'll see about that. - Get ready to run! One, two...

Where to run? - It does not matter! Three!

So how's Asun? - She now works at the Provincial Institute of Welfare

in Navarra. - Oh really!

I'm so glad, that woman is so competent. - She suffered so much with her mother's illness and all.

Poor thing, poor thing. - How are you feeling, dear?

Has she eaten anything? I always tell you, this goes really bad on an empty stomach.

I think I have some antiacids. -No, it's better to give her something hot.

Like lime or mint tea.

Eat, eat, eat, try just a little.

Open. Wider.

She has no appetite. - It is normal,

she had a stressful trip, and her head's full of worries...

about these men and her family. But that's all over, honey.

Don't worry, here you will be treated like a queen. - Yes, and you're among friends, you'll see.

Follow the corridor to the end, you'll find a staircase on the left...

Listen to me! Keep always on the left side. When you get to the wine cellar go down,

you will see a door on the right. You got that?

Wait for me by the river. - Got it.

Wait!

And the others? - What about the others?

They're coming with us, right?

Am I not enough for you?

Yeah, but leaving them like that seems...

Would you rather be with your friends instead of me?

No, no, no! What I wanted to What I meant... What I want is...

that everything goes well... for all of us... we can all be okay

Alright?

One minute, tell me you're not saying

what I think you're saying.

No! Well!...I´m not sure what I should be saying,

but I'll say whatever needs to be said.

You're just saying that, like I was a fool! - No. No.

Not that. I would never. - Do you love me?

What? - I betrayed my whole family for you.

I am giving you everything. - I like you a lot,

very much. - Yeah!

If you want, I will forget my friends. But understand,

asking me to leave my son is wicked. - You're just looking for an excuse to dump me.

Dump you? Not for anything in the world, I'm crazy about you!

But I'm not the most important thing in your life.

Now see here, think about it...Yes

Yes, you're the most important thing in my life, but...

One thing doesn't exclude the others, right? I think its possible to perfectly combine them.

Where is Jose? - I don't know.

What do we do? - Run!

Run! Run! Run for your life!

Manuel, the bag! Give me the bag! - I can't go on, Tony. What do we do?

It has to be here! I remember perfectly! The patron saint of lost causes!

-What? Here it is! Here it is! St. Judas!

Keep running!

Here, Tony!

It's me or nothing. - It's you, my love.

You forever. - Lies.

You're just afraid of me.

That... I will not deny.

Look...It may not be the best time to say this, but I love you.

You don't love me!

You think I'm a monster. - What monster? You are my love.

Don't contradict me! - Fuck! I don't know what to say, there's no getting it right!

I can't stand you!

Don't you think you're taking things a little too emotionally?

That was incredible. - and I didn't believe in saints!

Well done, Tony. Saying it straight, we grew a pair there.

Yeah, with a pair of balls! - What a rush!

This. This is how its done.

Right now, I could conquer the fucking world.

I feel alive. I feel... like a fucking man.

When I tell all this to Sonia, she'll be blown away, Manuel.

And you'll also tell her you're unemployed, right? - Yes, for sure.

and then I'll tell her what I want.

I'll take the bull by the horns and open my own night club.

It will be my car my house, my dog.

and I swear it won't be called Lollipop. And not even god will stop me this time.

Hello?

Hello? Who's there?

Help, I'm...

Fuck!

I have read the complete works of Marcial Lafuente Estefania.

- What?

The Cathedral of Burgos. I made it out of frog bones.

16,000 of them. - That would take a long time, no?

Well, about 15 years. - right.

And... have you always been here? - Yes, I've been here,

And I like it very much. When you get used to it, it's very cozy.

And that door is always locked.

Let's go this way.

Wait.

Can you feel the air? - Yes, we must be near an exit!

Tony! - Manuel!

Shine the flashlight there.

Can you see anything? - No.

No... I don't know what I'm looking at.

Should we turn back? - Turn on the light, take another look.

Please.

Don't do anything to us, please.

My sister is the only one who takes care of me. She brings me the novels.

But now, now its harder because they do not publish them anymore.

Your sister is charming. A little quick-tempered,

but charming. - I'm Luis Miguel.

I am Jose. Jose Fernandez.

My skin falls off, because of the moisture.

No, it's okay. I don't mind it.

No?

Come on, take it easy.

There, there, there, its okay.

We are followers of evil, since ever.

Shame on you. - This doesn't end here, honey.

We'll talk after the ceremony. - Mother, please.

Do you know the grief you have given your grandmother? At least she's half crazy and doesn't remember a thing.

This house has never seen something like this.

Girls your age should be doing drugs...

and not wasting their time with such bullshit.

When I was your age I was full of drugs every day. -As it should be!

The only purpose men serve is to extract their money.

Why don't you practice dirty sex like your friends do?

Sadomasochism, incest, - Coprophagia, fetishism...

bestiality. - golden showers, fist-fucking, bondage...

Bondage? What's bondage? - Please, Conchi, you're behind the times.

The sacrifices we made to send you to the worst schools,

and now you tell me you like this man,

because he is a good person. Come on!

But he looks at me with those eyes... - What eyes? Pull them out!

What you must do is use him as if he was a sex toy.

-And what would I play with him? Scattergories?

When he comes, he starts crying. - Seriously?

He seemed a real ladies' man. - Not at all.

Some time ago, in Cosmopolitan I read that men are becoming more impotent.

I know. You're right.

Why is this happeneing to me? I'm sorry mother, but...

but whenever I think about him, I feel butterflies in my stomach.

What does she feel? - Butterflies.

-Please... - I think I have fallen in love.

You have what?!

-My grandmother is screaming, Do you hear it?

No. - I can hear everything that happens in this house.

Can you hear my son?

He's crying, but its normal,

because they are bringing him for the sacrifice.

Sacrifice? Where is this cave?

Where is this cave?

If you don't want them to see you, there is a tunnel that goes under the cemetery.

"In chapter ten,"

"The Attitude of the Stupid Sheriff, this is what happened".

"You'll spoil everything, said the inspector."

Bingo.

They say God created man in his own image and likeness.

Who the hell do they think they are?

God created woman in her image and likeness.

Yes!

Any of you bought that stupid story of Adam and his rib?

No!

Where is paradise? - In Hell!

Who is God? - The Great Mother!

Who are are we?

Witches!

Men live in fear of us, because we know the truth.

God is a woman and they can not bear it.

Enough of good and evil, of Heaven and hell.

of virtue and sin.

There is only one truth in the entire universe,

A great almighty goddess, a cruel mother,

merciless daughter and pure spirit!

They uprooted our instincts

they fouled us with guilt on our souls and they spit on our sex.

The time has come for vengeance.

She will return and justice will be done.

Justice! Justice!

Justice! Justice!

Justice! - What are you saying? Are you and idiot?

I do not know.

I got carried away a bit.

She's going to eat him, that's the point. - Who is she?

If the child survives, he will be reborn. Like me.

How will he survive if she's going to eat him?

You see me? I managed. - I prefer not to think to think about it.

Do you hear that? - What is it?

Rapid breathing, fingernails scratching wood, there is too little air.

Luismi, don't fuck with me, okay?

Fuck! - Help me. Hurry, hurry, hurry.

Fuck. - Go ahead.

Mom did that, right?

As if I knew. - Luismi, what are you doing here?

If mom finds out you've left your room... You were being punished!

I was naughty. - Untie me.

No fucking way! You're too much like your mother.

Jose. Don't say that to me. I thought we had something between us.

Why has your mother chained you? - I can't tell you that.

She's in love with you!

Luismi. - You told mother and

she tried to have you buried. - Luismi, I'm keeping this one!

As soon as I am out of the chains, I'll kill you both!

And you! Why? Aren't you going to say anything?

Say something!

I'm... sorry, Eva. I just got out of a relationship. I'm sorry.

How do you dare?

I don't want to get involved again with women that get me crazy.

All of the crazed ones find me! I want someone normal,

to go to the movies and to dinner... - But I'm a very normal person.

Luismi, let's go.

No, no no! Where are you going?

To stop your mother from destroying Western civilization.

Do you mind? - Jose.

Jose, you do not talk to me like that.

Luismi! Luismi dear, tell him to come back. - Luismi, come on.

Luismi! Who loves you more than me?

Luismi, Luismi, I will lock you in your room! Luismi!

What's that smell? - I think its sulfur.

No, the hair on my legs is burning.

How long does it take to burn someone? - I don't know, its the first time I've been burned,

but I reckon it takes about an hour. - An hour?

So long? - Yes. With luck first we'll asphyxiate from the smoke.

Thank goodness! - We've got twenty minutes at most.

Alfonso. Alfonso! - What?

Before I die, I want to tell you that its been an honor working all these years with you.

And for me too, Jaime. - I want to tell you something more.

Tell me. - It gives me great shame.

Come on, Jaime. We've known each other our whole lives.

But here? In front of everyone? - It's not like I'm going to run and tell everyone.

Have you never noticed? - Noticed what?

I did not understand what? - Even the other day when I fell on you

in the karaoke?

Come on, tell me now, you have us on tenterhooks.

I like you. - What?

As a man, I mean.

Shouldn't we already be burning?

Jaime. I appreciate you very much.

but I think that it is neither the time nor the place to talk about these things.

Damn you, I'm dying of shame. - Yes, I understand.

Cheer up, man! It's not the end of the world.

Maybe it is.

Is it so hard to say something nice?

For the twenty minutes we have left... - Leave me alone!

I'm uncomfortable and I need to think!

Why am I here, damn it! I have not done anything!

Damn! Fuck!

Damn!

Shit!

Sergio! Sergio!

Get me out of here!

Get me out of here!

Papa! Help me!

Help!

What are you waiting for?

See?

He's alive.

He is The Chosen One, the fruit of the womb of the Great Mother,

The androgyne, This man who will betray the man,

The Avenger,

our Trojan horse.

Dad! Dad, I'm fine.

It's okay.

Luismi!

No!

Did I just see that?

Fuck!

She swallowed him!

We gotta get out of here right now. - Do you have a plan?

Jose, you have to trust me. - You know her weak spot?

Yes.

But I need your help. - What do I have to do?

You alone have to distract her. - How shall I distract her?

Jose!

Do not let her swallow a morsel!

Stall her, turn over! - I'll try!

Lower her head! this way, no, to the right.

Anything else? - No man, No! Not like that!

Like that! Like that!? What are you doing? This way!

Lower her head! Do you trust me?

To death! - I love you!

Me too!

Eva!

Eva!

Great mother!

Eva!

Do you really think Eva will take care of your son?

What did she promise? That she will change?

I don't want her to change. I like her as she is, with character.

Get back! Get back! - Get back!

Get out!

Someday when you least expect it, I'll rip your heart out.

We'll see about that. Do you mind if I take my son?

He was born again in the Goddess. Now he is ours.

Sergio, Sergio, tell her.

With whom do you want to be? With your father or with these ladies?

With these ladies. - Come on, I'm taking you home!

Manuel! Manuel!

Manuel, help me please!

Don't you dare touch him!

Dad!

Manuel, Manuel, the rings, for heaven's sake!

Manuel, help me! Fucking shit!

The rings! - Now is not the time, Tony! Behind you!

Let me go!

Mom? - Sylvia, you're just the person I want to talk to.

Me too.

I'm going to sue you for this. - You have every reason. I'm not a good father.

I'll give you a case that will make your head spin! - Take it easy.

Yes, I brought my son to an armed robbery And now he was eaten by a monster.

I agree this is not the best thing for a child.

What do you want me to say? I needed to see him.

Help me, Manuel!

Your hands are burning! - Of course they are!

We have to come to an understanding. He needs both of us.

Let go of me, damn witch!

Your kingdom is gone, Mother. The war is over.

What are you doing! Give it back to me!

You are not able... to meet... the needs... of our... son!

Run! Run! Let's get out of here!

Daddy, Daddy, let's go!

Run!

Alfonso, what...

what I said back there... - Yes?

Don't hold it against me.

Relax Jaime. I liked it just fine.

Really?

ONE MONTH LATER

He's on next.

Maybe I should not have let him do this. - but it doesn't hurt anybody.

Besides, you know what the psychologist said. he can't stay inside all the time,

it could be counterproductive.

Whatever you say, my love.

Yes, you tell her to make the claim, and file it. I'll take the counterclaim. Tell her.

Pardon me, these are not office hours.

this woman is very tired, and needs some time for herself.

Well done!

This kid will be someone important, I tell you, Manuel.

A banker, right? - Yes. it seems so.

- Listen honey, should we go out tonight to see The Lion King?

Sounds good to me, I love musicals.

No, I'd rather to go to Disneyland. I've never been there.

Fine, but we'll charter a plane, okay?

That's right, how could I forget, We're millionaires.

Yes, we're millionaires.

I can not stand happy endings.

I always get emotional.

You are such a fool...

Look. The happy family.

The have money, a car, a house, a dog, a garden...

And all of that.. It will destroy them

little by little.

And when all that happiness suffocates them,

they will return to us.