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I'm gonna get a drink

I'm about to die okay my girl let's get

those muscles thumbed up I don't want

any more to do with you to revoke me you

Bioman no where are you going come back

to me

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wrong floor mr. bianchinni this is the

third ah taking violin now yes but not

for long I'm changing to the guitar ah

but you're coming on well with the piano

from what I hear the sound comes up

through the phone no piano student takes

music seriously and has talent I must be

going now in that case I wish you the

best of all

whoa ciao cookie

Simona what didn't you try to get it in

I'm mad about it just what I wanted I

called the company that's gonna come and

haul it up onto the terrace with a crane

but you don't need a crane we could take

it to pieces in two minutes

mmm I can just imagine it there it's

gonna look super where that is we'll

finally be able to invite someone to

dinner mmm what smells so appetizing

something special I've been cooking it

by candlelight won't that be romantic

mmm

be back as soon as I've had a shower

don't be long it'll be ready in a minute

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at least my present to you is small

enough to come through the door Thanks

it's must have cost you a month's salary

that's what I earn it for silly I hope

you please I'm mad about it I mean

simple yet virile I mean like army

dogtags DiMarco with love Simona October

10th 1982 at exactly 9:30 at this

precise moment three years ago we've

been married six hours I think it's a

bit too late to back out now don't you

you give the orders you're my commanding

officer

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everything so nevermind

leave it

hey you alright what brides are lucky

right

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what a clumsy husband you are I don't

know how you ever got me undressed have

there been many who were better at

undoing things you're not getting

jealous again

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no but you can tell me the truth at this

point it doesn't matter

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how many go odds all that's passing done

all that matters is me and you

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I never want to see you again

leave me alone you're a vote me you vile

man run away come back

I see Mona Chao cookie I think you're

simply great I'm gonna buy a little dog

like you you are not know men and no

dogs that is what we agreed Marissa you

haven't met barbra my new roommate I'm

glad to know you it's mutual now come on

the reason we must be moving or we'll be

late okay ciao I guess it's late my

watch must have stopped hurry up what

are you doing with that the professor

above you complained you know what he's

like with that stomach it is you'll

never get past it he says he's afraid of

getting stuck between floors you'll

mention it to the carpenter

do my best but I can't promise anything

you might come tomorrow what somebody

could walk off with I look at it you

don't have to worry it could be

scratched or worse I I don't think so

it looks as if it belongs here it's

already a 2000 I excuse me could you

take cookie up I've got a run yes thank

you here the keys you're very kind

oh that's very kind thank you

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hello yes one moment

Damona your husband's on the phone

you're right there

Oh give me a dime for a cup of coffee

which is you Jana thanks hello Michael

ciao I wanted to see if you feel like

going out tonight

perhaps I'm open to offers of any kind

oh it's nothing out of the ordinary some

pilots getting together feel like going

better than nothing I guess

ah there's there's no need to buy

anything because we're eating out with

the pilots so come straight home see you

later

oh yeah all that information came

through the computer no trouble at all

that's something tell me you're coming

to the party sure are what a lot of

awful bores I had to skate before I died

all they could talk about was Angela's

plane how about dinner a plastic meal

like they serve on a long flight awful

whining cartons frozen chicken portions

with dehydrated vegetables and when they

start to serve that instant coffee with

powdered cream that was just about the

end somebody should have told us to

fasten our seatbelts hey cookie what's

the matter

mwah what a P well your masters about to

take you out for a nice walk okay

masters got other plans he's about to

watch the idiot box they're having a

program tonight on historic fights which

is the real reason I left the party

Marco it's your turn I did my duty with

him this morning

oh I've often walked in morning and

evening it's dangerous for me out at

night

don't be silly midnight is not very late

in two minutes you can hop around the

block and return hey there's Sugar Ray

Robinson

just let him go pee on the terrace if

you're scared I trained him not to be up

here go on would you get up and take him

out will you do as I ask

heads I go tails it's you here toss I

know I'll go tails I knew would be come

on cookie and you better be quick about

if you want I can go

I hate you

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good doggie come on cookie

hey what's the matter with you

wait come back here damn it

it's all your fault you lousy bitch why

did you interfere I'm asking you a

simple question you're gorgeous

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look watch me I want you to watch me as

I screw you

Michael

yeah do you love me of course I feel in

love with you you'd never leave me would

you

I want you to swear to me you know I

wouldn't I'm gonna sleep go on

I can't wait through the hot wedding

stuff I miss being outside so much here

no thanks that coffee almost makes me

vomit what's gotten into you lately you

haven't a little bit for anyone let's

not exaggerate don't tell me you're

having husband trouble too because I

refuse to believe it you were always

different from the others

special what's so special about me you

and Marco you both stood each other I

don't see how you could twirl

who told you mark and I quarrel no one

did I was just trying to find out why

you said one thing there you see I told

you your nerves are very on edge I'd

like to know why men are always at the

bottom of every woman's troubles I mean

women have sexual problems only all of

the things are enjoyed by men it's

maddening

cheating on you cheating yes playing

around no I know this woman they're kids

that's true here involves me a violent

individual but arouses into me the

deepest passion I'd be his in a car or

up against the door in muddles a flat on

the ground you took it seriously I was

only joking

there's no lover my life is dull in

ordinary nothing to make it dirty one

two three work one two three work house

husband job and weekend house husband

job and weekend

Simona

you could have gotten us killed

you mind telling me what's got in India

you come speeding down the road like a

meanie I'm gonna stop in the woods I

want you to make love to me in the car

it's about 90 or 95 years since we did

that

oh darling remember nothing matters

dance you hadn't even proposed yet

you put the seats down before we even

stopped the car we have a perfectly good

bedroom at home it's more comfortable

stop it

somebody doesn't mean what he's saying

somebody passing might looking and see

us I better Drive from now on I'll make

up for it tonight in bed never mind

there what did I tell you I nearly went

mad nobody could understand what was the

matter with the system until I found

that a screw a single screw is missing

no bigger than one of these pieces of

pasta that I am now in the process of

downing and even then the engine in

function proper our core please you're

being a tremendous bore again all right

all right I forgot our pact

see what happens if I don't talk about

work I have nothing to say

hey don't guzzle that's not water I'm a

bit thirsty that's all

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the middle

Hiroki say no said marty queen or lord o

supreme I want you Kalia last show casa

milà Bartow in quarter thyristor no

importa twist

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Oh

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Devils can race their genuine works of

art just like the ones you'd see down at

the track 3.5 cc engine 70

miles-per-hour remote-controlled

steering four-wheel drive oh-ho-ho

because I'll never own one like you

though did a beautiful design almost is

good while still a student of course

these are more up to date

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mind if I have a word with those guys if

you want to go ahead I'll be just as

happy taking a walk over there okay

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hunters hunters go get stuff lady hello

pretty lady

ja ja what's your name

Simona not in the cash in the bank more

than some blessing most clothes that

made you scared

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Oh

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Oh

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Oh

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Marco tell me I'm nothing

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no need to do it again you get some

spaghetti as a gift you know seriously

here are some samples

you're a very good beautiful body very

photogenic would you like to do

commercials no I'm already much too busy

with my work however thank you

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don't be it's a holdup

forgive me but I had to see you again

big deal since I saw you the other day I

can't sleep at night get part of his car

don't bother me anymore

I'm sorry I know it's a bit rude of me

but I really had no alternative but to

catch you in the street I knew if I

found you you'd be bound to hang up at

once if I came to meet you at class it

could of course gossip and I didn't want

that

my I can't stand it anymore over an

hour's driving from the center the

traffic is getting beyond a joke on the

Olimpica Oh makes you think erasing

clear stretches instead of lumbering

chaos Oh Oh every few meters you stop

it's exhausting you begin to give up any

shred of hope

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yes that's nice

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where you going back Simona open the

door go on let me in Simona

come on I'll break the door down I'm

gonna open the door

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open up Simona

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am i during the fight I can manage I

don't need you

go away don't go away

ouch stop it

you never know when it's the right

moment

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I never righteous don't get up and

tighten you will just relax

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you come if you get don't worry

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who is it no reason hi there hi he's got

to us by mistake it's yours ah thank you

how things fine fine married life yeah

depends most of the time I'd risk it

again

that's pretty sure you'd say that so

long for now bye

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hello yes give me the chance speak to

you for a second now that you're alone

No please go if you don't mind too much

I must see you again give me a second

for my sanity

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go away

please go I won't open this door you

must I beg you my dearest Simona

don't shout to warn your neighbors will

hear

I hope these the ones you like best

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when you get a moment to say when you

get a moment to say I called telling my

cinema kiss setting but you know the

rules as well as I do it's my turn as

the code I feel like a game before they

get here no thanks I don't enjoy it with

you

I always win that's no fun ah I have

done some practising it won't be so easy

now let's wait till your friends come

are they any good at it

how should I know well I just met them I

thought you'd ask that pilot to bring

his wife the pilot has gone - yeah

besides I didn't want you bored with

airplane talk again oh what a relief

he's not in my business how about her

sympathy yet well I hope so

what do you mean you hope so how should

I know it could be Dracula's sister he's

alright ah so it's to be some kind of

surprise party is it come on it's going

to be really super I mean there are a

lot better than the people we usually

invite he's the most cultured man he

knows a great deal um he does publicity

I met him at work while he was shooting

a commercial what's his name um what at

door a Rosati

what's the matter Simona you always do

the wrong thing don't you

you get furniture that doesn't come in

the door you keep a monologue going

about cars I'm forced to take the dog

out at night and finally you invite some

complete strangers here to dinner

right on time do come in I'm Billy how

do you do hello let me take that mm-hmm

my name is Etta Ray Rosati what's yours

Simona I hope you like these flowers

best oh you shouldn't have bothered and

thank you oh my you taste Oh Babar video

game I love it it's my favorite you know

how to play of course he did

Dracula must suck as much human blood as

he can from everyone without getting the

hero silver bullet in his heart before

sunrise of course he is a vampire right

back to the tomb a good idea to use

mineral water for all I didn't win the

point that's not bad can I offer anyone

a drink that sounds good max we have a

rather special cocktail it's a creation

of Simona's copyright reserved I think

it's better with the chunk of ice but

she's not absolutely convinced give it

our creations you might well be right

it's adding water better you taste it

then you'll be able to judge can I be

inquisitive do you work my salary

wouldn't do to us so what do you do

Simona tell him Simone these classes in

aerobics um amazing coincidence

Aeronautics aerobics if you're the most

perfect sounding combination Ali I think

some ice is needed I get it if you're

going to the kitchen get me a lemon - we

mind if I go in I'm onto you Simona

you've got to be taking my boss you need

a bit of maltreatment Simona

hurry up with that lemon what were you

doing growing it from seed

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yeah

they were marvelous I mean that Therese

girl is a professional I don't think I'd

mind valaria you're too open-minded a

bit too nice I'm attracted to women who

are secretive mysterious and married but

whores hmm that's right isn't it

respectable prostitutes right yes but it

seems so obvious you two were together

somehow

well I brother and sister us too

when you first become a couple illegally

three years ago everything's going okay

isn't it mmm Simona yes

you're my guy yet I'm convinced there

are lots of thorns hidden among the

roses in your car time for another drink

midnight cocktail and no thanks this is

Mike Rihanna no real love then let's all

drive down to the beach yeah it could be

a ball don't you think that sounds good

after this trick ball I'll have a ball

on the beach I like that the Oriental

approach makes everything seem artistic

I didn't choose it

a pilot friend of my husband's brought

it back from India as a gift but it

didn't inspire either of you husbands

who are full of virility they come down

rather quickly surprisingly there are a

few things missing

for example nobody's doing this

let me go or I'll call out I don't think

you've got the courage being hysterical

will ne complicate things you'd have to

explain we met already that's something

you never said and there must be a

reason

you clearly have a secret to hide and

the reason is but I'm a man you've been

to bed with your lure in fact and now

up we go Dracula here we go

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all your wonderful cocktails and look at

the result right that's that's what did

it all that swerte Dec chattering

chatter down

you okay guys all whiskey I'll put you

right no more whiskey flavor you get

coffee's more like it

wrong black overdo it pull yourself

together

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oh please go ahead call for help

cold our loving husband go ahead call

him now you look better all of it go on

drink I'd like a coffee too please mine

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don't tell me you're happy barely owe me

three European middleweight champion in

49 and 54 weren't you my god you

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why why what for how could you you turn

my stomach I never want to see you again

you dirty slut

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Jesus I'll be glad when they put the

elevator in it's too much for a working

girl

Simona you can pick up the others

Simona

Simona yes you're worse than my father

he used to lock himself up here for

weeks on end and lived on food brought

up by my mother this hermit thing has

got to end still brooding away up here

isn't gonna change anything

achtung tomorrow you are going back to

start back again you must be occupied oh

you will begin breaking down you know I

don't feel like it but you've been shut

up in here for two weeks like a

cloistered nun I'm feeling a bit guilty

because I'm unable to do much to help

you so I think the time has come for you

to help yourself but you did such a lot

oh not really if only I could do more

make you go out laugh a bit again it's

hopeless for me to try how can I forget

Juliana I'm sorry to be such a dreary

bitch oh don't talk nonsense it's just

miserable to see you this way I must

have been out of my mind how it happened

I don't know how could I've been so

feeble I don't know what got into me I

felt as if I'd become ill unable to do

anything at all I felt like hurting

myself I was somebody else completely

my pleasure was mixed with disgust the

part I'm upset about is knowing I've

hurt Marco he trusted me the fool

believed in my innocence

he knows me now a lot better I'm glad he

found us if I know Marco it's not over

yet he'll come back to you you'll see

hello oh it's you Marco

the lawyer's office very well I'll tell

her I could have the dog here if it's

bothering you actually I think it keeps

them on a company how about you speaking

to her for a minute now Marco how do you

think I know it's better you talk to her

ciao hello Marco it's me Marco

oh who knows I'm a bachelor again now we

might get together if you feel like it

maybe you could introduce me to some of

your friends or better still have dinner

with me some night why don't you I'd be

interested

well kind of anything ciao seeing you

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look I'm at it's changing finola habit

of look what's this show some enthusiasm

at least look at it there looks as if it

was made for you it'll put you on your

feet again Oh

Juliana you know how I feel about you

haven't become a nun all I wanted to do

is see a show you promised and the boys

have already gone through the trouble of

booking a seat but who are they

you Georgia for gosh sake the oven gets

me off after aerobics class he's

bringing a friend I'm sure you'll be mad

about because he's a very sweet person

his name's Julie oh he's just become a

doctor dear old coat there was mother's

it's molting slightly but it'll look

great over that black dress

I think I've nearly gotten giorgo into

bed he's a bit slow getting the first

space we've been going out together for

six months six months do you realize

calculating Giuliana's warming up at

last so where do I fit in

oh my god do me a favor will ya you know

there are two of them and they both want

to see it I do too you know three the

crowd oh all right

only for you not me okay I'll never mind

the reason if you don't start making

contact with humanity you'll shrivel

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our pleasure thing what about this thing

we've come to see interesting but a bit

heavy-duty just imagine there's still

two hours to go shall we skip the rest

I'd be a lot happier then we could grab

a bite to eat together sure could

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don't you think maybe we should warn the

others maybe we should

sorry to butt in but I wanted to tell

you we're gonna skip the rest

for a shy young man he didn't waste much

time

Bravo Julio's

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what do you cost one a hundred I pay

that for a blowjob but even pay double

that what's the matter baby

you would just mute or something but did

the last one get stuck in your throat

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think it took good for me yeah where you

going

ah get lost

excuse me see something you like yes a

beer please

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I'd guess that you were born under scope

you to denied useless a lady of the

night who is drawn to the darker side of

life you seek a place to hide in the

pitch-black darkness there is hope in

you it might hope in you he is not a

flame that Hardy signs a spark an evil

light upon a fireflies tale and known to

me alone cause I am cycling and I do

kindness so don't leave remain tonight

in fact my female hormones with your

fervent fireflies light

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gonna beg you bad dog sorry

let's do you really go yes it's getting

very late my must get home but you could

sleep with me no I prefer to sleep alone

tomorrow's exam day and I really must

study I hope I see you again soon with a

lovely meal especially dessert mind if I

just go ahead and drop in when I feel

like it yes when you lack entertainment

just be sure and drop in Oh Margo Dobie

the Attic good night

cookie where the fuck are you come here

let's make up sorry kid

there's day

sure to prices Korea with to put in

every part in Holland same time my nose

yes your nose and your ears as well

oh I'm happy with the one you've got if

you put it where I tell you to huh

you it's a pity you can't be me maybe I

can you must be crazy I won't hurt you

honestly

what heavens is that

I'm locked out on the street so I'm

waiting around for Juliana but it's

dangerous out here in the street this

late something could happen to you you

didn't consider that when you made me

take cookie out after midnight that

wasn't quite like this was it

I'll take Simona come home with me it's

so easy

forget better you forget me trouble is

all I gave you I'm no good you're better

off with Marisa who said anything about

her she's young and she's there a better

wife than I'll ever make you

there she is waiting for you Simona how

did you get here we've looked all over

for you you know where did you get to I

wanted to walk home and you wanted to

stand out here in the street and wait

for us I've been here since 11:00 you

forgot to take your keys didn't you of

course I forgot

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but when I had to choose a

specialization I decide upon gynecology

as far as pregnancy is concerned I find

it so fascinating I'm a devotee of a

female sex you know what I mean man who

likes your hobby in your passion I guess

we're all alike on the inside now now

you mustn't take me to literally I could

also be interested in more of a social

contact are you deceiving me

you've just split up with your husband

according to Giuliana is that all you

know she didn't tell me much about you I

cheated very often on a betrayal and you

still feel guilty about it

now you can be free to do as you like no

it's not really like that I'm much too

inhibit it to be free why couldn't we go

back to your place I live with my mother

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does it bother you double beds remind

your marriage huh there's the

examination couch in there go ahead go

on in

it's where the hell is that damn tape

hey no music it makes me nervous

now give you a head what do you want

well I was waiting for what for I just

wanted to say that dumb I don't believe

you've much to say to me

Simona I wish you'd forgive me it's

lonely won't you please come back

very funny there's no point in starting

it all up again be patient I'm only

hoping you'll explain there is no

explanation we said bye-bye for good

please don't go off this way what's past

is past I forgot what happened there's

no point in pretending it's over for us

and you know the best thing for us is to

keep apart Simona you're mine and you

know it

I'm still mad about you

Oh Marco it's no good I suppose you're

being fucked regularly goodbye and today

none of your business or by somebody

else who touch me

you need somebody give you a hand No

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yes

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the doctors ready for your appointment

now

Simona what a pleasant surprise what are

you here for I want an examination well

I'm glad you came to me what's the

trouble

I decided to have my IUD taken out how

long has it been inserted almost two

years your husband know about it yes any

trouble inflammation no never know

you've come to the conclusion you'd like

to have a child yes I have it last might

be tricky now that you have no husband

though if there were only a way it could

happen I know it would mean a basic

change what I need is meaning

responsibilities with someone to protect

and protect myself

well Simona who do you want to be the

father to make a child thanks - I don't

know who yet well if you need me I'm

here

I'll keep it in mind you'd be a good

choice - yo Joe features who prefers the

Peruvian kind don't be a clown you chose

the best it's warm as well as lying I'm

about to spend Christmas in the country

with George oh and his family and the

very ideas giving me palpitations I can

hardly breathe merry christmas happy

holiday

anything you like that's exactly like

the table Marco gave me as an

anniversary present my word Simona that

man is still inside your head how could

I have betrayed all we had

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a cookie then I guess someone is here

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the chain on your dog tag was too

delicate

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so I've had a much stronger one put on

it

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go and change dinner's almost ready

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used to us I'll drink to that

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Hey

calm down don't be so hasty

you make me so horny

well you make me pregnant why don't you

act dirty you know what to do down on

your knees

oh boy

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Christmas Merry Christmas

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