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I don't want to be in love.
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What is this? Tuesday?
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I don't want my last day to be a frickin' Tuesday!
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I can't believe this is happening!
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This...this...can't be!
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Not in this uncomfortable tuxedo!
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We had a deal!
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I mean...I know the deal wasn't written in stone! but...
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Still! This wasn't supposed to go down like this!
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It's so ironic!
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I just bent down to pick some flowers!
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What the hell?!
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Why did they do that?
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Was it on purpose?
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I don't want my story to end!
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I don't want to end up all alone!
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Not on Tuesday!
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Not on a Tuesday!
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Thanks for the sweater.
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It's great...You're the best!
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But doesn't it make you kind of mad?
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You know, that you don't have somebody more significant to spend your time with?
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what do you mean?
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My best friend...and we spend...
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...all of our time together.
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What else do I need?
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Well what about a girlfriend?
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What about a wife?
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I mean you're 34 years old, Maxie boy.
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But I like ... booze!
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...and hookers...
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...and dogs, I mean...
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...let's face it. This are a few of my favorite things.
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Anyway, let's blow this Popsicle stand. I gotta meet Frank outside.
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Blow out your candle. Make a wish birthday boy.
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Let's go.
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Hey Max...I got a proposition for you.
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Since it's your birthday and all....
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Well I was thinking....
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...what do you say, if we don't find anybody better by your next birthday...
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...that ...we just marry each other.
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You're kidding right? No.
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I get it, you're drunk.
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I'm sorry, let's go, right?
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Thank you...
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Thanks. How you doing? Let's go.
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Gee...what is this? Our third date or something? And you didn't even bring me flowers?
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You didn't even bring me flowers!
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Ahh...see a true gentleman.
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Hey,...uhh...what are you trying to do? Make me look bad in front of my girl, buckaroo?
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Uhh...I think you're doing that all by yourself.
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You guys have fun. You bet. See you sweets. Come on.
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See you sweets.
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If we don't find anybody better by your next birthday, we just marry each other.
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Alright. I'm trusting you.
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It's all about trust.
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Now, I'm gonna start eating your pussy.
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Now I want you to lay back.
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I'm sure.
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Spread those legs.
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This is making me kind of nervous.
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Oh, baby, that's so good!
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Give me more!
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Oh, yes! Give me that hot fucking knob!
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Fuck yes! Do it!
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Hey! Hey!
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You liked that didn't you? Uhh huh.
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Yeah. You're awfully sneaky.
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Well, it's okay. It's just a ....
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I wanna see your little pussy!
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.... Okay.
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You sure that's what you want?
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You want to do what?!
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She's gonna eat your pussy!
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She's gonna ...Suck your cock? Oh, yeah.
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Like that?
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Oh, yes! Suck his cock!
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Rub those pussies together!
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Fuck your mouth, huh?
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I'm having fun!
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Choke on that big fucking dick!
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Does that feel good? Does that feel good on your dick?
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Doesn't that feel good? Huh?!
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Yes, bury your cock in her!
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Put your big dick in her fucking hole!
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Lick that pussy with your hot tongue!
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Yes, you like that?
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You like it...Say it!
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Fuck that nasty little slut!
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Taste that little pussy!
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taste it some more!
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Take that pussy! Make it yours!
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You like that hard cock!
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Spit on my pussy.
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Lick that cock clean!
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I just want everything to be picture perfect.
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To be as wonderful and glorious...
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...to be with the woman I love....
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...to show her that...I was the one worthy of loving.
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...to show her i was the most deserving.
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But the one she had to settle for...
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...but the best.
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...like she was for me.
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The dream come true...
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...not the middle of the road...
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...if she could just hold my hand...
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...if she could just hold my hand and tell me that...
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...everything was going g to be okay...
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Everything is going to be okay.
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Everything is going to be okay.
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I'm positive!
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Your work is awesome!
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They're gonna buy it!
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But, I'm a terrible writer!
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I don't know what I'm doing.
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Everybody just seems interested in the lowest common denominator.
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but...this artsy crap that I'm doing...
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I mean...all they want to read about is...
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...chicks with big boobs and...
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...guys with guns and fast cocks.
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Baloney!
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Don't be such a worry wort!
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You're great! They're gonna buy it! Now be a good boy and eat your sandwich.
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Okay.
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So what do you got going on tonight?
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Hot date!
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Nah, more of a lukewarm kind of thing.
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Just some guy I met online...
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Total DMB.
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DMB?
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You know, dinner...movie...and a blowjob.
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Nothing more.
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I see...Quite clever.
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I have my moments!
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Pervert!
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you think I'm a pervert?!
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I don't think it, I know it!
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What are you talking about?
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so...do you love this woman?
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Tell her you love her.
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I make her love you back.
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Mmmhh?
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She does love me.
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Just as...a ...friend...
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Baahhh!
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She loved you more than a friend.
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Yeah. Now suck my thumb.
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Yes, mistress.
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You, just cannot wait until your birthday?
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You must do it now!...
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...You have to do it sooner!
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She'll find somebody better!
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She'll find fancy car...
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Pretty dresses for her?!
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But she's not into all that!...
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She wants love not money.
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I mean... I know her.
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I've known her all my life!
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We've always been each other's best friends!
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Then, put your penis inside her!
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...the ring on her finger. Go make babies ....
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Mmmhh?
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You're not getting any younger. You're not spring chicken.
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What?!
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go tell her you love her!
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Tell her you want to marry.
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Your life is happening now!
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This moment is all you have!
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Mmmh?
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So choose love, huh? What?
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No buts!
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You will just say, yes! Follow your heart...
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Tell the girl I love her.
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yes, mistress.
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i will follow my heart. And tell the girl I love her.
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Good boy!
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Now...
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The penis in ...
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...and we make sperm for fun.
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Yeah?
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Yes, mistress.
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yes, mistress.
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Yes, mistress.
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Very good. So!
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Would you tell her?
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Yes, mistress.
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So I had a great time tonight, I guess.
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Thanks for buying me dinner.
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Your welcome. You know, you don't have to be so formal.
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I don't?
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No.
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You can relax.
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It's okay. I like you. You can just be yourself.
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Really?
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Yeah. You know, don't go whipping out your salami, right away.
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It's okay. I won't bite.
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Can I kiss you?
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Yeah.
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Let's go....
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Okay. Totally!
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Dianne!
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Dianne!
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Why didn't you wait for me?
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It was supposed to be just a DMV.
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Why? It was because I needed someone who wasn't afraid to say he loved me!
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I needed somebody brave.
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You had our chance.
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Sorry. That's that.
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Make a wish, birthday boy!
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so what'd you wish for?
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I'm not telling.
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It won't come true.
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Don't be such an old lady. Tell me what'd you wish for?!
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Maybe it will come true.
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Fuck me all over with your tongue!
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Make me all wet! Make me all wet and juicy for you!
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Now I'm your bride and you can do whatever you want to me!
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Fuck my little mouth?
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Yeah, fuck my hot little mouth!
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Is that your wish?
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That's my wish.
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Any chance of it coming true?
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Umm...well...I kind of have something to tell you.
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You know how we had that deal? The one about marriage?
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Well...
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Viggo...Viggo kind of asked me to...
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...To what?!
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Future bride to be....
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Future what now?!
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Aren't you happy for us?
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But of course.
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Oh,...cupcake!
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Now, I should've been happy. Right?
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But it's not what I felt.
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Inside....Inside I felt sad.
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...and broken hearted.
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I finally told...her...you know...
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I finally told her that I was in love with her.
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...that my fantasy was to be with her.
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And what'd she tell me...?
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...that she could never be with me.
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But the worst part is that they invited me to the stupid wedding!
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Of course, then again, how can I complain?
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I had a chance for that.
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I knew it was up to Fay.
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She didn't know that I really loved her.
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She didn't know.
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she gave it up to chance and she found someone.
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Just go to the center...
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...celebrate your best friend's big day.
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Be a good friend!
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Hell, be a good guy.
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After all....
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... if I wasn't spending all my time...
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...messing around with hookers... and picking up strangers from bars...
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...maybe I could've made more of the moment.
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Maybe.
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Maybe.
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Maybe that one girl was right.
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All we have is now. You know?
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So...why complain?
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This is the moment....
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...this is all that we really have.
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We choose our lives.
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Our lives don't choose us.
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So why complain about it?
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Uhh...why not just try to make the most out of it?
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Why not just be here now?
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Just go to the reception, you putz!
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Bring her a flower and wish her good LUCK!
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Oh my, are you okay?
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Oh my god! No!
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Oh! No! No!
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[ambulance sounds]
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01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:32,720
Fuck!
276
01:12:36,030 --> 01:12:39,080
Why not just be here now?
277
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:41,080
In this moment.
278
01:12:42,170 --> 01:12:46,160
And make the most of the time we have now.
279
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:48,160
And the company at hand.
280
01:16:25,110 --> 01:16:26,850
Ohh!
281
01:25:29,770 --> 01:25:32,250
Give it to me there!
282
01:27:50,140 --> 01:27:53,080
All we have is now.
283
01:27:53,080 --> 01:27:55,080
Who could ask for anything more?
284
01:28:08,570 --> 01:28:12,310
... Jump back and scream!
285
01:28:17,050 --> 01:28:20,320
That's good! Good! Good!
286
01:28:22,310 --> 01:28:24,940
Look at the camera again.
287
01:28:32,170 --> 01:28:35,450
What's with you looking at the camera?
288
01:28:35,450 --> 01:28:37,450
yeah.
289
01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:42,510
At least give me a cock to look at.
290
01:28:42,510 --> 01:28:45,140
I said BREED!
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