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C'mon, Rick.
We're -- We're almost there.
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Ugh, leave me, Morty.
It's the only way.
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Wha-- Were --
Wha-- Were we --
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Were we Blades
in that one?
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That's fucking tight.
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Just stay with me.
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I'm -- I'm scared,
Morty.
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I can see the end.
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I'm a silly man.
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I'm a silly small man.
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I'm -- I'm sorry
I got you into this.
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Then how about
I get us outta this?
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Hello? Hey, Jessica.
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I-It's Morty.
From school.
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Oh, hey, Morty.
What's up?
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Um, I just want to say
that you're really great.
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I know the timing never really
worked out with us,
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but you're really great and
I wish I got to know you better.
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Oh, I mean --
That's a lot.
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Oh, uh, yeah, sorry,
I guess I just --
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No, I just wish
you said it sooner.
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-Wh-What?
-Yeah, I mean,
being nervous
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is sort of selfish
sometimes, y'know?
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-Life support systems failing.
-Yeah,
that's a great point.
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Well, what are you
doing tonight?
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Tonight?
Yeah.
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Do you, like, want to watch
a movie or something?
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Um, yeah. Tonight.
Sounds great.
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Holy shit.
Holy shit.
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Come on, come on!
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Oh.
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-Where are we?
-We're home, Rick.
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I-I landed us
in the ocean.
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The ocean?!
The ocean on Earth?!
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-Uh, yeah, I-I guess so.
-Oh, shit.
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Holy shit.
We have to go.
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We have to go
right fucking now.
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-What?
-You touched the ocean,
Morty.
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What's the big --Oh, fuck. Shit.
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What?
Shit.
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Richard!
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You have desecrated
the sacred treaty
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betwixt land
and sea.
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Now face the wrath
of your once and eternal foe --
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Mr. Nimbus!
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Sorry.
Who is that?
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My nemesis.
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-What?
-My fucking nemesis,
okay?
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Okay, but what was
his name again?
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I am Mr. Nimbus!
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He's gonna
say that a lot.
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W-Wait, so who is
coming over again?
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-He said his nemesis?
-Rick has a nemesis?
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-I guess.
-Has hementioned him before?
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I-I was gonna ask you.
First I'm hearing it.
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Who is he?
Like a magic guy?
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Rick's science
and he's magic?
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He's like a-a fish?
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-A fish.
-He's not a fish.
He's Mr. Nimbus.
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He's king of the ocean
and he's a piece of shit.
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Are you happy, Morty?
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Are you happy you
touched the ocean?
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He's gonna be here
any minute.
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Just help me
smooth this over
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or this guy's gonna become
more trouble than he's worth.
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Um, hey, I don't know how much
I can help out tonight, Rick.
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Jessica's coming over
j-just to, like,
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watch a movie
or something,
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but y'know,
t-t-that's a good step.
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That's a solid step
to something, y'know?
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Truly nobody cares
about your dick, Morty.
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The sooner you learn that,
the better.
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I think you just don't
want me happy
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'cause then I'll stop
doing your crazy chores.
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Trust me,
after that ocean fuck-up,
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you don't get
to do anything crazy.
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While I bullshit
my way
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through this peace summit treaty
with Nimbus,
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Summer is gonna dive
into the Marianas Trench
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to recover
the forbidden shell
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that gives him
his power
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because Summer
can be trusted.
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Let's lick tits.
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-Okay, what?
-I don't love that.
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Of course you don't,
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'cause you guys
aren't getting any.
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Actually,
your father and I
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have been very
sex-positive lately.
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-Eww.
-Dr. Wong suggested
we experiment.
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We've been watching pornography.
Together.
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-Gross!
-I might never come back
from the ocean.
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Oh, you'll have to
tone it down, babe.
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The squares
can't handle it.
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There are suicide capsules
in all of your teeth.
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Do what you want
with that.
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C'mon, Morty.
You're on booze duty.
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Okay, Nimbus only drinks
the good shit.
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So just toss this
whale-ass ocean-wine in here
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and age it up
a few centuries.
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So time moves faster
in there?
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I-I-Is it like
a Narnia thing?
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I'm not a beaver who believes
in Jesus Christ, Morty.
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But yeah, it's pretty much
a Narnia thing.
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Okay,
but Jessica --All you have to do
is bring wine, Morty.
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When do I ask you
-for anything?
-When do you --
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I haven't been to
a full week of school in years!
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I don't know shit!
And for what?
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How many enemies
do you have to have?
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Why is everything a fight
with you?
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You might want to
learn this early, Morty.
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-Life is a fight.
-With Mr. Nimbus?
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Are you
makin' fun of me?
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Mr. Nimbus is
an ice-cold dick killer, Morty.
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Okay, let's go.
That's his magic ocean horn.
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Is that Mr. Nimbus?
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Nimbus.
Richard.
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You look like ass.
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Let's get this
over with.
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I'm sorry.
This is the guy?
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Jerry.
Hold on.
No.
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I've seen you
fuck a planet,
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and this is the guy
you're afraid of?
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I like this one,
Rick.
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He is unbroken.
Untamed.
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Perhaps he could use
a firmer grip upon his leash.
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Okay, that's enough.
I'm calling the police.
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-Go ahead.
-Jerry.
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I will!
Good.
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I control them.
Excuse me?
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He controls police,
Jerry.
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Right,
that tracks.
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In Dumb World.
Police?
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A strange horny ocean man
is on my lawn.
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Well, I don't see
how that's relevant,
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but we're white.
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-Freeze! Freeze!
-Freeze! Freeze!
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Fight.
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Fuck.
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Flee.
Let's get outta here.
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-Shall we, Richard?
-Okay,
but how did he --
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Jesus Christ, Jerry. He's Mr.
Nimbus. He controls the police!
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Um, hello?
Am I in the right place?
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I just saw a bunch of cops
having sex with each other?
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Hi! Jessica! Hi!
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Yeah, yup, y-you're
in the right spot.
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Uh, everyone,
th-this is Jessica.
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This is everybody.
Uh, this is --
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I am Mr. Nimbus.
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Jesus, Nimbus,
just get inside.
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Morty,
grab the wine.
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Yeah, in a minute.
C-C'mon, Jessica.
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Stand aside.
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Unless you are
worthy of Nimbus.
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If that means
what I think it means,
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I'll have you know,
we watch porn together.
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Oh!
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Ooh!
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Wow, okay! Looks like you guys
just got the nod.
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The nod?
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Mr. Nimbus
has a sense for these things.
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I take it you're
a sex-positive couple?
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Oh, yeah.
Very much so.
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-We watch porn together.
-Great!
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I'll mark you down
as eligible for a threeway.
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Here's all the information
you'll need.
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The king of the ocean wants
to have a threesome with us?
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Totally optional.
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But a remarkable option to have,
I assure you. Very jealous.
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There's a form
on the last page
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so we know where to send
the gift basket.
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So that just happened.
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You don't sound
upset about it.
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Neither do you.
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Oh, my God.
Is this happening? To us?
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I thought this only happened
in New York or on HBO.
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Dr. Wong
hasn't been wrong yet.
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You're right.
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This is exactly
what she was talking about.
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So, uh, yeah. J-Just make
yourself comfortable.
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Y'know, ch-choose a movie or --
or we can watch
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some interdimensional cable
if you want.
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We now return to "Nintendo 69."
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Nintendo, oh,
what are you doing to me?
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Oh, Nintendo, oh, Nin--
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Or we can watch whatever,
y'know.
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Wh-Whatever you're into.
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Morty, did I hear
you're getting wine?
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Yeah, I gotta get some wine
for Mr. Nimbus.
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Got any extra?
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Oh.
Uh, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, I'll go get some,
just for you.
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Cool.
Hurry back.
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Looks like
you could use a hand.
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Oh, hey!
Yeah, th-th-that'd be great.
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No problem.
Hoovy?
Dinner's ready!
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Be right there,
sugar hoof!
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Just helping this young man
through a portal
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with that
crate full of alcohol
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that's been here
for decades.
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Hey, thanks, Hoovy.
I-I really appreciate that.
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I-I got a girl over,
and I really, really like her.
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-I-I'm just nervous.
-Oh, I know that feeling.
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When I first started
seeing Bova,
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I could only think about all
the ways I was gonna mess it up.
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-So what'd you do?
-Oh, I messed it up.
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But I found the one
who loves me for that.
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Thanks.
I-I really needed to hear that.
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Here,
-t-take one of these.
-Oh, you don't have to.
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No, I-I want to.
You have a good day, Hoovy.
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You have a great time
with that lady up there.
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Just relax.
Will do!
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Bova?
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Why did you leave us,
Father?
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Japheth?
When were you born?
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I swore to Mother
if I ever met you,
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I'd avenge her.
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It wasn't my fault.
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Whose, then?
Whose?!
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The boy
from the magic door.
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Shall we
discuss terms?
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Yeah, fine.
Whatever. Terms.
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Term number one --
I am King of the Ocean.
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The place I shit?
Go ahead.
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Term number two --
Stop shitting in the ocean.
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No idea
what you're talking about.
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Delicious. Another.
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Oh, uh, well, I-I was thinking
of using this one for --
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Morty, just give him the bottle.
God damn.
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Another!
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Morty,
you get the wine?
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Hey, Jessica.
Um, yeah, sorry.
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I just -- just going back
to get it.
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Oh.
I thought you already went.
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I did! I just --
just got a little busy.
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Going right now,
again!
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You go ahead
and fire up that movie!
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That's okay.
I'll wait for you.
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Holy shit, holy shit,
holy shit, holy shit!
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I've been waiting
for you.
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Oh, wow.
Hoovy, right?
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Never say his name!
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Jesus Christ!
243
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Why -- Why is every old guy
super jacked?
244
00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,230
Sorry!
I'm sorry!
245
00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:57,014
I-I just need the wine!
I'm sorry! Stop it!
246
00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:58,886
Fucking kill you!
247
00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:00,975
Ow!
Okay, screw this!
248
00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,980
You know what?
249
00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:08,504
You!
Yeah, fuck you,
Hoovy!
250
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,027
Father?
251
00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:12,639
It's him!
-I told you he'd come back!
-Holy shit.
252
00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:15,642
Okay, look, he wasn't old
like 10 seconds ago.
253
00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:18,383
Ow! Mother fucker!
254
00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:22,649
I'm sorry, Father.
I'm sorry we never believed.
255
00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:24,694
He'll come back.
256
00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:27,392
Stop him.
257
00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:39,535
Papa,
why do we guard the gate?
258
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,930
Because one day,
the dark child shall return.
259
00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:45,585
And we will be ready.
260
00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,284
Delicious.
261
00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:51,373
Where is your wine boy, Richard?
I thirst.
262
00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:54,724
He's getting it.
Stop eating beignets like that.
263
00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:56,944
Participant voids
all liability
264
00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:59,207
in the event
of death by orgasm?
265
00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,209
Are we really ready
to open things this wide?
266
00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:02,427
What if
it gets weird?
267
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:03,907
What if
I fall in love with him?
268
00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:05,866
No, no, no, no, no.
Damn it!
269
00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,084
What was that?
270
00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:08,738
Another scheme of yours,
Richard?
271
00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,261
I know you're
planning something.
272
00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:13,134
It's nothing.
Will you excuse me, please?
273
00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,744
What the fuck is going on?
Where's the wine?
274
00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,398
Dad was horny
and I dropped it.
275
00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:17,878
God, I can't -- I can't believe
you're fucking this up.
276
00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:20,097
I'm not fucking it up! There was
a guy in the thing and --
277
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,708
There's always a guy
in a thing!
278
00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:25,886
Land dwellers do not
keep Nimbus waiting and live.
279
00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,452
Be right out!
Goddammit.
280
00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:29,063
Do you see this whisper kitchen
"Frasier" bullshit
281
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,934
you're making me do?
Morty, just get the wine.
282
00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,936
Beth and Jerry,
stop trying to fuck Nimbus.
283
00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:35,069
Well,
-we wouldn't do it here.
-I'll have you know
he propositioned us.
284
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,114
He propositions everybody!
285
00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:38,420
Hey, hey, hey,
Jessica.
286
00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,117
-W-What's up?
-Seems like you're busy.
287
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:41,597
No, no, no!
I ran into a little trouble.
288
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,468
But -- But -- But I'll go get
that wine right now.
289
00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:45,993
But you said were going to
get it like twice already.
290
00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:49,257
I-I-I was
and I-I'm getting it right now.
291
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,651
Holy shit, it's him!
292
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,786
God damn it!
What do you want me to say?!
293
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,614
I-I'm sorry!
294
00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,837
We finally beat him.
295
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,665
But let's always
remain vigilant
296
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,188
because you never know.
297
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,103
He might be back
one day.
298
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,713
Okay, Narnia!
Let's go.
299
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,454
Let's fucking go!
300
00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:15,152
It is over.
The boy is not coming back.
301
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,937
He always comes back.
302
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,460
You have wasted
our lives,
303
00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:21,115
our very futures,
on a fantasy!
304
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,465
A lie!
I know what I saw.
305
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,466
You saw nothing!
306
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,816
You are
a foolish boy!
307
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,994
Those called fools
308
00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:34,955
are the only ones brave enough
to see the truth.
309
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,673
Tell me, Father.
310
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,153
Am I a fool now?
311
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,202
I was born in the pits
that made these stones.
312
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:08,205
I lost my years
building a temple to a lie.
313
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,512
So I made lies
my power.
314
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,732
And what is power
but a lie we --
315
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:13,994
Aah!
316
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,212
Oh, shit, he's real!
317
00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:16,997
He's real!
I was wrong!
318
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,347
I was so wrong!
God is real!
319
00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,369
Wow.
Impeccable service.
320
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,240
Big tip.
I liked
your other one more.
321
00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,851
What was his name?
Kyle?
322
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,026
What?
Nothing.
323
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,854
Can we just
sign this thing and go?
324
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:50,421
Jessica,
-I-I'm so sorry.
-I mean, it's fine.
325
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,859
You were only gone
like a couple minutes.
326
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,034
Morty,
are you okay?
327
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,557
I'm -- I'm sorry,
Jessica.
328
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,646
We just never seem
to get it right, do we?
329
00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,256
No, I guess we don't.
330
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,736
But I'm glad
you called me.
331
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,957
Maybe we can start over,
get it right this time.
332
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,046
Yeah.
I'd -- I'd like that.
333
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,049
Thanks for
bringing the wine.
334
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,877
Totally worth it.
335
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,095
Do we need
an opener?
336
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,749
Oh.
I'll -- I'll -- I'll go get it.
337
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,968
Mmm.
338
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,753
I do so love to sign
upon the dotted line.
339
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,929
Shall we?
Jesus Christ,
yes.
340
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,148
And who
is your witness?
341
00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,584
My witness
is the squid.
342
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,455
Really proud of this
SeaWorld theme, aren't you?
343
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,501
Hey, just get a witness, man.
Don't make this about me.
344
00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,416
Or perhaps
Richard has no one
345
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,418
with whom
he can trust his life.
346
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:31,941
Who truly knows him.
347
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,247
Save me.
Fine!
348
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,901
I'll get someone.
Oh, my God.
349
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:37,425
Morty! C'mere.
I need you for some bullshit.
350
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,905
Look, Rick, I've done
everything you've asked.
351
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,081
Now can I just have some time
with my girlfriend?
352
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,473
Your girlfriend?
353
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,475
I mean, she's not --
we kissed,
354
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,608
but I'm just trying
to take it slow.
355
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:49,089
You gotta give these things
time to breathe, y'know?
356
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,659
Do you know why
you're special, Adam?
357
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,618
Because I am
-The Traveler?
-Yes.
358
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,273
You will be the one
to pass through the door.
359
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,623
You will be the one
to end our pain.
360
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:04,104
But, Mother,
what about my pain?
361
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,323
Your pain
shall set us free.
362
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,325
It is time to begin.
363
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,854
Again.
364
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,638
Again!
365
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:21,686
-You are not ready.
-Please, Mother --
366
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,863
Do you think
he will show you mercy?
367
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,560
Like he did to us?
368
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,301
Again!
369
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,319
Does anyone
need anything?
370
00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,147
Does Nimbus
need anything?
371
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,409
Holy shit!
Don't judge.
372
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,367
We're growing
-as a couple!
-Aah!
373
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,934
Why is this happening
to me?!
374
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,893
For the future!
375
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:58,723
You dare
assassinate Nimbus?
376
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,203
Sorry. Wait.
Who -- Who is that?
377
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,422
Get in line,
pal!
378
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:08,864
Such a waste.
379
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,170
M-Mother?
380
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,173
Aah!
381
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,698
Jessica!
382
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:19,179
You just had
to touch the ocean.
383
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,528
Aaah!
Shut up!
384
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,790
There isn't time to --
385
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,227
It's all fucked!
And you fucked it!
386
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,363
Huh?
387
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,581
You're early.
388
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,366
W-What is this place?
389
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:35,021
The end.
But also a beginning.
390
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:37,110
Isn't every end
a beginning?
Stay back!
391
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,764
I don't want your stripped down
Sundance sci-fi bullshit.
392
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,766
Where's Jessica?
Jessica.
393
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,465
That was her name, wasn't it?
Thank you, Morty.
394
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:47,468
I had forgotten.
Oh, right.
395
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,905
You'll be needing this.
396
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,733
For the wine.
397
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,956
Oh, shit, we got him!
398
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,915
Can you believe he bought
that fucking tree bullshit?
399
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,048
We fucking got him!
400
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,571
Very well.
401
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,921
If you seek war with Atlantis,
you shall have it.
402
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,836
Oh, I've already been to war
with Atlantis
403
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,446
when I D-Day'd
that Mermaid Puss!
404
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,665
I knew
that was you!
405
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,623
Prepare my exit parade!
406
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,278
Say goodbye
to your precious dry land!
407
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,063
For soon it will be wet!
Wet!
408
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,456
Yeah, global warming
is already doing that, asshole.
409
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,111
But sure, yeah, go for it.
Make us slightly more wet!
410
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:23,634
Am I a joke
to you?
411
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:24,940
Yes,
you are a fucking joke!
412
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,768
You fucking suck!
You've always sucked!
413
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,639
Y-Y-Y know why
we haven't fought in years?
414
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,076
'Cause you're an embarrassment
to me
415
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,294
and I don't need you
anymore.
416
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,600
I don't need anybody.
417
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,428
All I do is eat ass
and 69 Nintendos, bro.
418
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,038
-Every day.
-Or maybe you hate me
419
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,649
because I am the only man
to see how far you have fallen.
420
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:41,348
I used to fear you.
Respect you.
421
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,132
Now all that's left
is pity --
422
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,265
for a sad, drunk shell
of a man
423
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,789
too afraid to see
how alone he truly is.
424
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:50,270
If Diane were alive today,
what would she think --
425
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,837
Don't fucking establish
canonical backstory with
me, you Red Lob--
426
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:55,188
Oh, good.
You're awake.
427
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,624
I just
took some wine!
428
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:57,886
I said I was sorry.
429
00:16:57,929 --> 00:16:59,366
What the fuck
is wrong with you people?!
430
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,107
I have been asking that
for centuries.
431
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:04,327
I was created to study you,
Morty, to know you.
432
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:05,633
But the closer
I looked,
433
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,809
the more I do not
recognize myself.
434
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,637
Uh, yeah, man, I really don't
have time for --
435
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,466
I have often wondered who
would we be without you, Morty?
436
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,642
Are we anything
beyond our hatred?
437
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:15,817
And when she came,
438
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,862
I thought
she would be the answer.
439
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,343
Frozen in time.
Forever asleep.
440
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,910
We could not understand
her purpose,
441
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,172
so we hid her away.
442
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:24,695
Why do we always hide
the truths we fear?
443
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,175
I don't
give a shit, nerd!
444
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,699
Let her go!
Why -- Why did
I clone myself genitals?
445
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,179
Ow!
I don't care, bitch!
Do it!
446
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:32,007
Ooh! Asshole!
Yeah,
guess I am an asshole!
447
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,530
Y'know, sometimes you gotta be
an asshole!
448
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,836
My grandpa
taught me that!
449
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,838
Okay, okay, okay,
fine!
450
00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,711
Morty?
Hey, Jessica.
451
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,713
Wow.
Must've been some nap, huh?
452
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:45,194
I-Is that ooze or --
I'm not sure what to call it.
453
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,848
It l-l-looks like ooze.
454
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,155
Okay.
W-We can catch up later.
455
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,338
What the --
456
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,340
Rick! Rick!
457
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,689
-...obster motherfucker.
Rick!
458
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,125
Screw this.
What am I even doing?
459
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,040
-Help!
-Where are you?
460
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,869
Come back here.
I'm going to make the land wet!
461
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,566
Y'know what,
I'd love to see it.
462
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,046
Do it!
God, do anything!
463
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,527
Just don't use me
as an excuse anymore!
464
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,529
Rick!
Wow.
465
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,226
That was intense.
466
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:18,619
You look stressed.
467
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,751
We signed
-the paperwork.
-I must go.
468
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,188
Well, your people
have our number!
469
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,928
Your starfish mentioned
some kind of basket?
470
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,626
-Jesus, Morty.
-Stop! No, no!
Not today!
471
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:27,889
Can't you go one day
without --You don't get to --
472
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,804
What the --I fucked it up, okay?
473
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,632
It's okay, Morty.
That's what you do.
474
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:34,069
Now lemme Deus Ex Machina
this shit and let's go home.
475
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,899
God, why does everyone go
Cyber-Punk Bird?
476
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,901
So fuckin' hack.
477
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,122
Oh, shit.
478
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,080
Well, that's cool.
479
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,393
Okay, we might be
a little fucked.
480
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,442
Did you think I would
let you die alone, Richard?
481
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:15,284
I am Mr. Nimbus!
482
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,247
Wow. Phew.
483
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,162
You -- You still got time
for that movie?
484
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,468
Yes. Time.
485
00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,253
I had nothing
but time.
486
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,950
Endless time.
487
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:31,126
At first,
it was madness.
488
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,301
Then enlightenment.
489
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:33,824
Then madness again.
490
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,523
But perhaps
it was a gift.
491
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,525
I could see
the life of time.
492
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,614
And as I watched
the life of time
493
00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:43,225
in all its fleeting,
terrible light,
494
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,227
I wondered,
had I lived?
495
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,142
Was I just the object
in another's story?
496
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,971
Was that all I ever was?
Could I be more?
497
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:53,366
I had nothing but time
and still no answer.
498
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,672
Time without purpose
is a prison.
499
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:58,284
I have glimpsed into the mind
of eternity.
500
00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,676
Perhaps the mind of God.
501
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,984
And found
nothing but silence.
502
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,378
I think we should
just be friends.
503
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:06,640
Oh, yeah.
504
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:07,858
I-I-I get that.
505
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,643
Guess we missed
our moment.
506
00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:12,211
Yes.
But there will be more.
507
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,473
For both of us.
508
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,214
Goodbye, Morty.
509
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,476
Hey,
how's it going?
510
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,173
Fuck off!
I'm a Time-god!
511
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,480
Fighting by your side again,
Richard.
512
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,003
It was, uh --Yeah.
513
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:23,657
Then there is
no treaty.
514
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,180
Because there is
no war.
515
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,399
Aw, Nimbus.
516
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:27,661
That's --
That's really chill of you, man.
517
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:28,836
Richard.
518
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:31,012
Before you were
my greatest enemy,
519
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,709
you were
my only friend.
520
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:34,189
Grandpa,
-I got the shell!
-Shit.
521
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,583
-Okay, Nimbus, look.
-You son of a bitch!
522
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,062
-Betrayal!
-My weapons, Morty!
523
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:39,586
I-I-I used them all!
Grandpa!
524
00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:40,848
Wait, Grandpa,
what do I do?
525
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,241
I have the shell.
Should I blow it?
526
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,677
Is that -- I'm --
I'm just gonna blow it!
527
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,548
Don't blow it!
Destroy the horn!
528
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:46,854
What the hell,
Summer?!
529
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,072
You were supposed to
destroy the horn!
530
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:50,292
How was I
supposed to know that?
531
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:53,948
Police!
532
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:56,298
Take this piece of shit
to jail.
533
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,039
I told, ugh, I told you.
534
00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:00,389
He's an ice-cold
dick killer!
535
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,348
Nimbus!
536
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:03,784
Wait.
So how can he --
537
00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:05,699
Jesus, Summer.
He's Mr. Nimbus.
538
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,353
He controls the police!
539
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,951
Jer, I think
more than one safe word
540
00:21:40,995 --> 00:21:42,388
sort of
defeats the point.
541
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:43,737
I know,
I just wanna make sure
542
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:45,652
we have
every opportunity to stop.
543
00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:47,306
Super excited
about it though.
544
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,264
Me too, so excited.
545
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,962
Jerry, are we doing this
because we both want this?
546
00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:54,617
Or because it's what we think
the other one wants?
547
00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:56,619
I just wanted to prove
that I love you so much
548
00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,273
I would do this
-for you!
-Same!
549
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,666
Let's take that prize
and get out
550
00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,798
before we make
a huge mistake.
551
00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:04,148
Getting cold feet?
552
00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:05,498
No.
553
00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,587
-Please don't tell Rick.
-He wouldn't understand.
554
00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:10,154
Yes, he would.
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