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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:25,230 SCENT OF A WOMAN 2 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,430 DIRECTED BY DINO RISI 3 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:15,800 Ah, cheers! You're punctual. 4 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,440 Wipe your feet well. 5 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:31,040 Punctual! I like that. 6 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,720 Tip-toe, so you don't soil the place. 7 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,760 Would you like some coffee? 8 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:43,840 My God, you're so young! What's your name? 9 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,400 Bertazzi Giovanni. 10 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,870 Almost a child! 11 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,560 I don't know if one so young… 12 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,240 Have they told you what you have to do? 13 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:54,920 The Commander explained it to me. 14 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:57,280 I'll give you a cold coffee. 15 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:00,510 Or rather a small vermouth, an orange juice? 16 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,560 The coffee's fine. May I smoke? 17 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:06,560 Be my guest! Fausto is also always with a cigarette on his lips. 18 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,840 You men are full of vices! 19 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:13,760 But you look like a decent chap. 20 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,080 Are you a student? 21 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,360 I'm his aunt. In fact, almost his mother. 22 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:23,960 I've been taking care of him for seven years. 23 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,400 Since the accident, with the army games… 24 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,790 while playing with a bomb. 25 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:35,320 I say playing, because war games, nowadays… 26 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,390 The commander explained. 27 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,040 A man like him… 28 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:43,960 so rich, yes, rich! 29 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,310 Strong as a lion… 30 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,630 alive as a fish. 31 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,680 And all alone in the world. 32 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:57,870 I've just waxed it. Don't slip! 33 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,470 He's not a bad person. 34 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:04,950 But you shouldn't contradict him or argue with him. 35 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,800 And never call him captain. 36 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,760 Just “Mister” or “sir”. 37 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:13,630 Have you understood? 38 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,080 May we, Fausto? 39 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:33,160 Private Bertazzi, Health Service, at your orders! 40 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:36,670 Sit down here! 41 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,470 Not the last name. Your first name? 42 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,550 - Giovanni. - Good, I'll call you Ciccio. 43 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:48,320 Like the two others. 44 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,710 I always called them Ciccio. 45 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:53,400 If you don't like it, say so, though it won't change anything. 46 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,430 Not at all, Ciccio is a good name. 47 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:25,070 Then, Ciccio? 48 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:26,280 At your orders! 49 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:29,160 Don't. With me, forget that you're a soldier. 50 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:30,470 Yes, sir. 51 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,240 Can you walk? 52 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:35,040 - Yes, I can walk! - Are you sure? 53 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,950 I think so! 54 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:40,200 Ah, splendid! We have a Ciccio that thinks! 55 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,190 Ciccio thinker! 56 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,030 From now on, it's forbidden to think. 57 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:48,400 As you wish. 58 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:51,080 And during seven days, just tolerate us. 59 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:53,360 Seven days: five plus two. 60 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,080 And we'll march, on the double. Understood? 61 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:56,880 Understood! 62 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:01,190 Tomorrow, departure at 7 a.m. Genoa - Rome - Naples. Been there? 63 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,760 Not Naples. I didn't know… 64 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:06,310 that we'd stop in Genoa and Rome. 65 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:09,280 Why, who said that we'd stop? 66 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,160 Only if I feel like it. 67 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:13,360 Here's the Baron. 68 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,960 Six years, castrated, he hates me. 69 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:21,270 He tried to make me stumble, but never succeeded. 70 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:26,200 Castrated idiot, murderer. I insult him and he hates me. 71 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:26,870 Up! 72 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,760 Let's go, get up! 73 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:33,880 But you're small, dammit! Hardly a dwarf! 74 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,000 Short legs! 75 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,270 OK, let's try. Come. 76 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:48,320 Here, take me by the arm, lightly. 77 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:51,440 Don't tighten the grip, a slight pressure is enough. Go! 78 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:55,840 I said walk! Faster, watch out for the console. 79 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,360 Where do you think you are, in a funeral? 80 00:06:58,920 --> 00:06:59,640 To the left! 81 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,710 About-face, march! 82 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,200 What, are you afraid to blemish the floor? 83 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:06,720 You have to dig in your heels in the wax! 84 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,080 And leave your print! 85 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,830 And screw that insane maniac old hag! 86 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,470 Not on the wooden hand, higher! 87 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,320 Synchronize your steps! 88 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:20,400 That's enough. 89 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:24,870 And don't let your brain wander. We think sitting down, OK? 90 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,430 Whisky. 91 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:30,120 To be honest, I hardly drink at all. 92 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:31,800 With me, you will drink! 93 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:33,790 I'll fatten you with whisky! 94 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,160 When you've had enough, empty the rest… 95 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:40,390 even in your pocket, but without me knowing it! 96 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,150 What, are you playing with me? 97 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:49,000 Not with me, my lad, never with me. 98 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,840 Meanwhile, you… ah, Baron, it's you! 99 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,390 You'll drink and give me back an empty glass. 100 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:56,070 Understood? 101 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,400 A twelve year old whiskey, you're kidding! 102 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:05,680 Does it burn? 103 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:11,160 Kid, you can't walk, but you don't stink. 104 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:12,630 Are you drinking or not? 105 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:16,640 Your predecessor smelled 106 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,760 like a pigsty and reheated minestrone. 107 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,320 You can leave. Tomorrow… 108 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:21,840 …at seven here. 109 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,990 And be on time! 110 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,520 Washed and ironed! See? 111 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:33,160 What do you think, Baron? 112 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,640 An asshole, but a good kid. 113 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:40,510 You weren't afraid, I hope? You'll see! 114 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:44,720 He has an evil air about him, but is a good man. He is good. 115 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:49,120 Castrated idiot, murderer! 116 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:27,800 What a summer! If only it would rain! 117 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,840 Does the heat bother you? 118 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,230 Not much. 119 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,230 Your father is a peasant, I bet. 120 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:35,310 He has a job. 121 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,520 - Then, your grandfather. - He had a shop. 122 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:40,440 Then, your great grandfather. Don't argue! 123 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,030 Tell me, peasant… 124 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:46,200 Did my aunt tell you not to contradict me… 125 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:49,160 or is it you who thinks it's right… 126 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,310 to pity me? 127 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:54,520 Do you feel sorry for me? 128 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,960 Well, I don't know, I don't think so. 129 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,670 You're soft! 130 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,470 Do you have black hair? 131 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:09,560 Not really black, chestnut. 132 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:12,640 Do you see mine? A true raven! 133 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,430 Women like it that way. 134 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,720 Tell me, do I have any white hairs? 135 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:20,710 No, not a single one! 136 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:26,760 Did you smell that? 137 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:30,600 A female scent! 138 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,080 Tell me: big, small? 139 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:42,040 Young ones surely! Young armpit smell! 140 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,160 Ciccio, speak my good man, describe! 141 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,630 I didn't see well, but there were two! 142 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,080 Where are your eyes? 143 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,720 Do you like women or don't you? 144 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:53,270 Can't you tell if a breast is pear or apple-shaped, 145 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:54,800 if an ass is low or high? 146 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:58,160 Do you think I miss not seeing the sun… 147 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,150 or St. Peter's dome? 148 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:04,030 Sex, thighs, two beautiful buttocks: that's the only religion… 149 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,400 the only political idea, the true fatherland of a man! 150 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,000 Pussy! 151 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,760 Have a drink. 152 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,000 Come here! 153 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:31,800 Five plus two. Seven days with this loon! 154 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:35,790 I won't make it! And Naples… 155 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,840 Why Naples? Why couldn't we stop in Genoa? 156 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,840 Almost there. 157 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:51,120 In Genoa, you'll remove the uniform. 158 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,240 Do you have civilian clothes? 159 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,230 I'll pay for them. 160 00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:01,160 I don't want to look as if I'm in charge of the fatherland. 161 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,870 You're not here to be a porter. 162 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,320 There are plenty of them at the station. That's what they're there for. 163 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,270 One is born a porter. 164 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:25,200 One is born a porter or a poet. 165 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,720 Do I look like an ice cream salesman? 166 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:36,790 Are you admiring yourself? How conceited! Go! 167 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,270 - Attention, the column! - I saw it! 168 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,720 There's a bus passing. 169 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:48,080 Genoa, civil city. He'll stop. 170 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,280 Thank you, comrade driver. 171 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,880 All in all, you don't say anything, you don't laugh. 172 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,870 Worse than a wolfhound. 173 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,080 So, do you speak? 174 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,630 If I speak, I blunder. I'd like to try. 175 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,520 Let's see what comes out of this brain. 176 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,430 Beautiful day, isn't it? 177 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,190 Beautiful? Why beautiful? 178 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:09,920 I don't know… because of the sun. 179 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,360 Who said that the sun was beautiful? 180 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:15,440 The rain is beautiful! It is noise, music. 181 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,990 I see with my ears, don't you understand? 182 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:21,040 - You asked me to speak… - Yes, but not about the sun! 183 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,950 Tell me about the girls. 184 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,150 What girls? 185 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,680 I sense them and you don't see them? 186 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,840 Ciccio, you're with me to look and describe. 187 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,480 There are girls there, but they're rather… 188 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,230 I don't want to become engaged! 189 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,160 Tell me about those sluts there. 190 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,640 There's a small one in red there. 191 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,950 No, the big ones with the broad hips. 192 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:46,040 I like them big. 193 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,270 - Here's one. - Hips? 194 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,510 Medium built, only the nose is large. 195 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,350 Big one, a large nose, and feet? 196 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,470 Hey, feet? 197 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,110 Enormous! 198 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:57,350 It's a transvestite. 199 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,120 Next one! 200 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,390 "I can't accept the drafts." 201 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,840 A big ass… 202 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,280 but she's busy. 203 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,350 Let's go further. 204 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:10,160 Stop if you see a big one. 205 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,240 Dirty faggot smell! 206 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,110 - I saw one that's your type. - Big? 207 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,510 Yes, broad hips. 208 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,320 Overweight! Legs? 209 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,000 - Very beautiful. - Black hair? 210 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:27,680 Black? 211 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,000 Quite black? 212 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,520 - Black or not? - Black, black! 213 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:31,720 Have a good look at her… 214 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,440 and the place where she is. 215 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,150 - Tomorrow we'll return. - Aren't we leaving this evening? 216 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,840 And what about obedience? 217 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,150 They must have taught you that bullshit… 218 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,840 Quick, respectful and absolute. 219 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,440 Good! Tomorrow Ciccio… 220 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:50,200 Walk! 221 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:53,670 You have to say it before, you idiot, not afterwards! 222 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,840 Big, black, beautiful buttocks, we'll have some fun! 223 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,070 It's red. 224 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:03,240 Excuse me, where is this street? I can't read. 225 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:08,120 Straight through there, then the second on the right. 226 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,880 Walk. 227 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,080 Right! And don't send me under the FIAT 600! 228 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,390 Is it a 600 or a 500? 229 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,230 - 500. - Yes, but customized! 230 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,320 Let's go to sleep. 231 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:29,760 Where were you? 232 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,910 I watched “Ask forgiveness from God, not from me” on the T.V. 233 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,910 American stupidities! 234 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,990 Spaghetti western! I can tell you. 235 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,760 The gringo flees, chased by men on horseback… 236 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:45,200 she and he then leave for the north. American crap! 237 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,400 Chamomile smell! 238 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,040 Ah, they delivered our old clothes. 239 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,680 Do you hear the train whistle? 240 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,520 That's why I chose this hotel. 241 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,670 Train noise keeps me company, the night. 242 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,120 How is the room, the walls? 243 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,400 Wallpaper with flowers. 244 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,520 And the pictures? Hunting scenes, Roman ruins… 245 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,240 A gentleman in a top hat… 246 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,800 with dead hares. 247 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,080 Hunting scenes, I was right. 248 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,390 You can go to sleep now. 249 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:26,280 I'll call you if I need you. 250 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,230 Yes, Sir. 251 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,360 Yes, Sir! You say it well. 252 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,640 You were born to be a lackey! Go away young girl! 253 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,600 Beat it! 254 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,230 And don't snore! 255 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,000 Little asshole! 256 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,600 He gets angry over a “yes, sir”. 257 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,200 If I had said “go fuck yourself”… 258 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,720 Mother fucker! 259 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,480 - Ciccio! Did you buy the Turin papers? - Yes, sir! 260 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,720 Bring them. 261 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:11,840 Here, sir. 262 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,120 Do you need anything else? 263 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:17,040 How will I read them? 264 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,680 Ah, right. 265 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,960 You're a student, you can read, right? 266 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,600 Of course. What should I read? 267 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,320 Neither sports nor socials. 268 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,800 Politics, then. 269 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,800 Don't talk bullshit. Is my hair messed up? – No, sir! 270 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,600 Politics has got nothing to do with me. 271 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,910 Can they guarantee me the end of the world? 272 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:38,080 The personals are the funniest. 273 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,200 Read the matrimonial ones… 274 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,270 on the last page. 275 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,240 Get on, attack! 276 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,520 “Tall, 39 years old, from the north, sports type… 277 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:58,880 is looking for a southern bank clerk, must love children, catholic.” 278 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,190 Straightforward with all the defects! 279 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,520 “Single, good education, would marry young lady… 280 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,830 aged 30-40, nice and frigid.” 281 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,630 I told you they were funny. 282 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,600 Here's one: 283 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:18,110 “56-year-old, ugly, would marry serious gentleman… 284 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,320 able to appreciate virginity.” 285 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,760 And another: “Skull with lower jaw for sale. 286 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,880 Call at dinner time.” 287 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,270 That's enough. 288 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:33,590 Go to sleep, I have to take off my arm. 289 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,560 If only I could take my head off… 290 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:39,480 Can I help you? 291 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,360 Don't be ridiculous! 292 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:44,960 I don't need assistance! 293 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,000 Go hit the sack! 294 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,400 And don't run off. 295 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:50,520 If you go out… 296 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,280 I'll have you arrested! 297 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:55,160 Yes, sir. 298 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,280 Wake up time is 8 a.m.! 299 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,870 Good night, sir. 300 00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,680 And don't masturbate. 301 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,560 Don't jerk off! 302 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,360 Impossible to sleep with these trains. 303 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,680 Such a beautiful dream… I was at the barracks… 304 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,960 A photograph… he can't see it… 305 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:17,160 She's pretty! Perhaps she's his daughter. 306 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,360 But why a gun? 307 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,800 A blind man with a gun? 308 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:45,830 Pardon me! 309 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,710 It's nothing, my pretty one. 310 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,630 You didn't hurt me. 311 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,270 All done. 312 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,360 The hat. 313 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,510 I did only one hand. 314 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,080 Is it half-price? 315 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:21,910 Shut up! 316 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,230 - How is the girl? - Small and thin: 40 kg. 317 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,000 Bitch! She hurt my finger. 318 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,520 I should have given her the wooden hand. 319 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,400 - How much is it? - 7.500. 320 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,960 Keep the change, kid. 321 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:43,640 And, learn how to handle your tweezers! 322 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,990 Look in front of you! 323 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,400 Cat pee smell! 324 00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,790 It's here, I think. 325 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,790 We saw her here, for sure. 326 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,400 You saw her, to be precise. 327 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,000 Yes! But she's not there. 328 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,310 You're wrong. 329 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,320 It's this street, but there was a bakery. 330 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,600 No, I'm certain! 331 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:15,310 You believe that your eyes allow you to see better? 332 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:18,110 You were right: here's the bakery. 333 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,240 It's here that you… that I saw her. 334 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,000 She's not there. 335 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:25,480 She'll arrive. Accompany me to the cafe and return. 336 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,280 What if we look for another one? 337 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,280 I want the one from yesterday. I get attached, 338 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,240 I'm sentimental. 339 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,320 What should I say to her? 340 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,920 Nothing, let her speak. 341 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,920 She'll want 10,000 liras, give her 15. 342 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:44,230 So that she doesn't ask how it came about. 343 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,680 When they find someone unhappier than they are… 344 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,240 they become maternal. 345 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,120 And I'm already a son of a bitch. 346 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:52,590 So true. 347 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:53,720 What? 348 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,110 I wanted to say… 349 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,440 So, will you hurry? 350 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,520 And tell her the truth! 351 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:12,830 An ice with the whiskey and a newspaper. 352 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,520 Where to find her now? 353 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,430 If I choose a small one, he'll find out. 354 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:26,640 I can understand the big ass, but black hair? 355 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,630 And long, to boot. 356 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:38,240 What if I brought the boy to him? What a riot! 357 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,030 I prefer the fag! 358 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,120 That one yes, they're long, but blond! 359 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:54,360 What are you doing? 360 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,160 - I'm looking for a girl. - You found one. 361 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,190 My name is Marilyn. 362 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,270 What, no dough? 363 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,910 No, it's not that. 364 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:09,480 I want a girl with black hair 365 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,760 and broad hips. 366 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,440 And what size bra? 367 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,910 I'd like to go with you… 368 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,880 but I'm on a mission for a friend. 369 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,080 He likes big women… 370 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,200 with black hair and a big ass. 371 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,830 Then, you need Mirka. 372 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,750 There's a little Roman there asking for you. 373 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:33,520 Looking for me? 374 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:34,520 Perhaps. 375 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,480 - Yes or no? - Is your hair black? 376 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,390 - Yes, why? - Long too? 377 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,600 Do you want to fuck me or to make braids? 378 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,600 No, no, I come on behalf of another. 379 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,360 Why doesn't he come himself? 380 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,120 He can't see you. He's blind. 381 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,080 Ah, I understand! Poor guy! 382 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,720 That's exactly what you shouldn't say. 383 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,550 No compassion, or there'll be trouble… 384 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,950 Not a depraved one, I hope? 385 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:06,000 Like the humpback who left me black and blue! 386 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,840 No, he's a gentleman. 387 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,440 So was the humpback! 388 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,750 Where do you live? 389 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,880 Here, on the corner, via Santa Brigida. 390 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,030 Number 9. 391 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,320 We'll be there in five minutes. 392 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,520 My regards, professor. 393 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,320 Good work, Mirka. 394 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:24,990 Another whisky? 395 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,310 No, keep the change. 396 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:35,710 All is fine. 397 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,520 Her name is Mirka. 398 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:38,960 Good! You want an ice cream? 399 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:39,950 Would love one. 400 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:41,190 So, it's the one from yesterday, right? 401 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:44,240 Sure. It was close to bakery. 402 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,630 Let's go then. 403 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:46,960 And the ice cream? 404 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,920 I want some more, with a lot of cream. 405 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,040 Attack! Let's amuse the little one. 406 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,430 What little one? Ah! 407 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,440 You're becoming smart, see? 408 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:11,270 I can't see anything! It's completely black. 409 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,270 Perfect! Fortunately, I have my radar. 410 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,000 Lean on me, I'll guide you. 411 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,600 The corner… watch out. 412 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,470 I can see clearly now. 413 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,190 Not me yet. 414 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:29,800 We're there. 415 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,200 - Should I call? - Wait. 416 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,280 Go ahead, call! 417 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,440 Come in… I'll go in front. 418 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,360 It's tiring, more than one hundred steps. 419 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:56,960 152! 420 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,720 Don't mind the mess. 421 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,110 I'm Mirka. 422 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,000 I'm Antonio. Can we start? 423 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,280 Come and keep this charming boy company! 424 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,760 Excuse me if I touch. I think it'll be fine. 425 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,240 Your perfume is a little strong. 426 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,840 You don't like it? Patchouli, hippy perfume. 427 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,640 Why, are you a hippy? 428 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,080 Close the shutters, and don't turn on the light. 429 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,280 But, if there is a little light, for you… 430 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,600 it's the same thing, right? 431 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,830 Sometimes, I don't like to be looked at. 432 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,600 Excuse me, Miss! 433 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,880 I'll make a nice coffee. 434 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,430 A true gentleman! 435 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,280 Still unmarried? Must have some pension! 436 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,510 He paid me well, you know. 437 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,320 - You want to benefit from it? - Not thank you, Madam. 438 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:26,710 No obligation! 439 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,080 Thank you, it's like if I had accepted. 440 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,480 Have a seat. 441 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,230 Why did you say your name was Antonio? 442 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,390 Do you think her name is Mirka? 443 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,710 If she's Mirka, I'm Antonio. Go! 444 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,870 Rascal, scoundrel, liar! 445 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,790 It wasn't yesterday's woman! 446 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,000 Yesterday, she was at her mother's. 447 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,120 I confused her. 448 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,560 It's not true, and you know it. 449 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,000 Go on! 450 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,870 Come this way. 451 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:47,000 That went well, if not I'd break your legs. 452 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,950 Sometimes you forget yourself, right? 453 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,240 I did too, when I was kid. 454 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:28,710 Did we pass Pisa? 455 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,030 Not yet. 456 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,030 We're in Pisa. 457 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,320 I know, I'm not deaf! 458 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,270 Are we in for a long stop in Rome? 459 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,590 We'll see. I have a cousin who is a priest. 460 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:08,520 Impatient, eh? Some little whore waiting for you? 461 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:09,720 No little whore. 462 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:12,950 Then your girlfriend! What's her name? 463 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,280 - Diana. - Is her hair brown? 464 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,350 Yes… but short. 465 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:22,310 Short! Because I like long hair? 466 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,470 Afraid I might steal her from you? 467 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,600 Was anybody passing by? 468 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,120 No, nobody. 469 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,030 Why didn't you want to screw… 470 00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,600 Mirka yesterday? 471 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,120 All was paid for. 472 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:43,360 Fear of diseases? Or do you want to remain a virgin for Diana? 473 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:48,600 What's it to you? You're very indiscreet! 474 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,800 Being nosey with my intimacy? 475 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,350 I'll throw you out the window! 476 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,830 Tell the truth, you're thinking: 477 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,480 Why doesn't he mind his own business! 478 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,200 Me? Upon my life! 479 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,560 We have a visitor. 480 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:25,680 Man or woman? 481 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,390 Ah, lovely jasmine scents: it's a woman! 482 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,190 There was an empty seat, but if I'm disturbing… 483 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,520 Think so? No need for formalities! 484 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:36,910 So, shall we have one? 485 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,120 Pardon? 486 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,710 Teetotaler! Don't you drink? 487 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,430 Come on! There's more in the bag. 488 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,560 Food supplies. 489 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:54,960 Really excellent! 490 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:04,430 The gentleman thinks he can make fun out of me, eh Ciccio? 491 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,320 Are you cheating, peasant? 492 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,670 Don't move! 493 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,320 Leaving? 494 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,880 Refusing some conversation with a poor wreck? 495 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,550 But I understand your condition very well. 496 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,390 My condition? What condition? 497 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,120 Do I have a condition, Ciccio? 498 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,640 I don't know you… 499 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,840 and I'm sorry. If you'll allow… 500 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,520 I won't allow anything. 501 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:30,720 I wanted to introduce myself. 502 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,320 I prefer to be unaware of your useless name. 503 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,630 Remain anonymous, that's better. 504 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,920 I wanted to tell you something confidential. 505 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,390 I'm drunk! Understood? 506 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,680 That's fine, it's fine! 507 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,480 From time to time, to let off steam. 508 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,550 - I always say… - No, nothing, you say nothing! 509 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,240 Shut up! 510 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,870 And leave because I don't like you! 511 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:57,920 With your stinking jasmine! 512 00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,600 Don't move! 513 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,920 I'm a real bastard. 514 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,910 A unique and immense bastard. 515 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,360 I should cut it. 516 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,630 Don't tell me that I don't amuse you! 517 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,200 He wanted to mock me! 518 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:46,030 Nobody can have me… not even you. 519 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,870 It's clear, Ciccio. 520 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:49,870 What? 521 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,910 In Genoa that night you searched my bag. 522 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,390 I didn't do it on purpose, it was open. 523 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,360 You did it in hiding, like a maid. 524 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,600 A kick in the ass, the next time! 525 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:10,360 Now, let me sleep until Rome. 526 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,110 Not a word about the gun. 527 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,590 And he knows that I saw it, of course! 528 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,910 When will we get to Rome? I can't take it any more. 529 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,800 And the commander said it was a good easy job… 530 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,560 Did you see the gun? - Yes. 531 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,800 Do you know why I have it? 532 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,320 In Naples I have to kill… 533 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:38,310 someone. 534 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,510 Scared, eh? 535 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,070 That's enough, sister, pour. 536 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,720 That's good, thanks. 537 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,590 Here, have the cherry. 538 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,430 And spit out the toothpick. 539 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,000 Here's your cousin, I think. 540 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,960 Is he coming with his arms spread out like a maid? 541 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,310 Then, it's him. 542 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:49,550 Where are you? 543 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:51,990 How nice to see you again. 544 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:53,880 Kid, you have two hours of freedom. 545 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,760 Go to the cinema, if you want. Take off! 546 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,750 So, always in good shape, eh? 547 00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,280 Ah, this nose! 548 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,270 And you too, always handsome and elegant. 549 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,390 - You still wear the frock? - Yes, except on trips. 550 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,360 And the little bird, how is it? 551 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,190 Do you give it some relief from time to time? 552 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,160 Stop Fausto, what are you saying? 553 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:23,280 Don't play dumb! If not, what would you do among those nuns? 554 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,510 Please, Fausto! 555 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,760 Leave them alone, the poor women. 556 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,070 Men and women! 557 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:32,390 You're not different from others. 558 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,680 It's so beautiful here. 559 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,150 Always a marvelous show here. 560 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,480 The evening, Rome lit up! 561 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,550 I'm sorry, Fausto! 562 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,710 Sorry? Why? 563 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,320 Not seeing Rome? I never liked it. 564 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:52,080 It's the capital of Turkey for me. A city-trap, treacherous. 565 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:54,230 Come rather to Naples with me. 566 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,680 Your spiritual assistance for a plate of vermicelli. 567 00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,640 Ah, if I could! But I have to so much to do here! 568 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,320 Don't tell stories! 569 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,150 I feel so useless. 570 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,390 I would like to be a simple priest in the countryside… 571 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,440 in contact with true human miseries. 572 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:15,750 A heap of bullshit! Thirty seconds to answer: 573 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,200 Do hell, the devil… exist? 574 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,110 No, no, answer! Does the Devil exist? 575 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:26,550 Yes, the Devil exists. Because evil exists. 576 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,830 No, I speak about the beyond. 577 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,840 Stop, Fausto. 578 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,990 Let's not speak about that. 579 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,320 Tell me rather… 580 00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,120 why you are in Rome. 581 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:38,000 To see you. 582 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,960 I need your blessing. 583 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:44,840 Don't joke. 584 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:46,360 I'm not joking. 585 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,030 You are already forgiven, Fausto. 586 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,240 Therefore I envy you. 587 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,390 I always envied you, you know. 588 00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,470 You will say that I blaspheme, but I think… 589 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,760 that you're lucky. 590 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,510 Because your suffering always accompanied you. 591 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:06,200 It stimulates you, releases you, redeems you. 592 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,880 You are saved and I envy you. 593 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:11,870 What am I saying? 594 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:14,960 Continue… 595 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,750 I often thought of it, these years. 596 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:26,390 It seems to me that your cross could be… 597 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:30,000 your reason for living, your salvation. 598 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:34,840 I envy the insane, the sick, 599 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,280 innocent children. 600 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,550 Only they can see better than me. 601 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,440 Is it good fortune to be blind? 602 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,950 Perhaps, but not for your reasons. 603 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,630 It is good fortune, because blind men… 604 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:57,680 can't see things, they imagine them. 605 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:03,160 As for me, I don't imagine anything, I don't remember anything. 606 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,710 If I could see the world, there… 607 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,350 I would hardly see anything… 608 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,510 but stones, the desert. 609 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,640 No trees or animals, just stones. 610 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,760 Like me, I am a stone. 611 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,270 What about the blessing, then? Cheer up! 612 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,280 A sign of the cross, some nonsense in Latin… 613 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,960 and I'm vaccinated against sin. 614 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:09,510 Thieves! 615 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,920 No, I'm the one who pours. 616 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,190 What will we do in Naples? 617 00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:34,710 I'll participate in the Neapolitan song festival. 618 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,240 Don't ask questions, be a tourist! 619 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,790 - I'm sorry. - It's nothing, son. 620 00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:45,390 Did you see him? 621 00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:51,430 What's he doing? 622 00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,070 He's selling lottery tickets. 623 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,390 Now, he's sitting down. 624 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,830 Buy every one of them and return! Quickly! 625 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:02,910 Hurry! 626 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,480 That poor fellow has a lot of misfortunes in his life! 627 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,030 His wife beats him. 628 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,030 And he doesn't react? 629 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,710 He reacts by drinking: nine liters every evening. 630 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,720 One day, they'll find her strangled. 631 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:28,600 Who, his wife? 632 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,510 Yes! We're evil… us, blind men! 633 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:35,910 Here are the tickets. 634 00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,280 We've done our daily good deed! 635 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:40,720 And this girl, is she here? 636 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:41,600 I don't know. 637 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,200 They're all the same! An hour in front of the mirror. 638 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,600 Did the blind man leave? 639 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,320 Did he leave? 640 00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,630 He's leaving. And bowing. 641 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,000 Bowing with his hat! 642 00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:58,630 He's probably never seen so much money in his life! 643 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,480 I never laughed so much! 644 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,680 I'm glad I didn't go to the beach. 645 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,750 Mr. Fausto is formidable! 646 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:12,280 Now listen to this one. This dwarf marries a giantess. 647 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,430 His friends ask him: 648 00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:16,400 “How is it in bed?” and he answers: 649 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,520 “Fine, it's just that when we make love, I have no one to talk to” 650 00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,670 - That's not funny. - You didn't understand anything! 651 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,750 Yes, but it's not funny! 652 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:28,280 OK, don't argue. 653 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,270 Tell me where you met each other. 654 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,350 At Viterbo, our birthplace. 655 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,760 I was at the cinema with mom. 656 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,070 This handsome Casanova caresses my knee. 657 00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:42,760 I change places with my mother. 658 00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:46,070 He starts again and she hits him with her bag across his face! 659 00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:47,880 That's how we met. 660 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:51,110 My father was transferred and I'm here in Rome. 661 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:52,840 - What do you do? - I'm a baby-sitter. 662 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,470 Interesting! If it weren't for the children! 663 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:56,600 That's quite true! 664 00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,240 Here's my uncle! Thank you, don't bother. 665 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,840 I could be your father. Give me a kiss. 666 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,960 No, a little better than that! 667 00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:12,120 Bye Gianni, eh Ciccio, phone me. 668 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:13,710 I'll walk you. 669 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,120 No, I'll go alone. 670 00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:16,760 Thank you for the tickets. 671 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:18,760 Provided that I win! 672 00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,350 If I win, we'll divide it! 673 00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:30,750 Nice girl! Clear ideas, good direction… 674 00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:31,990 A pure girl. 675 00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:32,990 And a slut! 676 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,070 Why? 677 00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:36,680 C'mon, wake up! Can't you see? 678 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,880 Eighteen, charming, her father is a…? 679 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:40,150 A marshal. 680 00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:43,310 And she walks around with a handbag that costs 400,000 liras. 681 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:44,960 I touched it: it's crocodile! 682 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,800 And a French perfume: 40,000 the bottle. 683 00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:49,880 Baby-sitter? A pretext… 684 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:53,160 to play the whore until 3 a.m.! Except for your helmet… 685 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,150 the war… 686 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,710 What, you dodging me? The war is over! 687 00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,440 I'll strangle you! 688 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,400 He's her uncle like I'm her grandfather! 689 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,440 Waiter! – I'm here - Are you hiding? 690 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,480 Wait, calm down. 691 00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,110 Keep the change. 692 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:13,800 Put up a sign in this place: 693 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:17,480 “Captain Longview ate very badly here.” 694 00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,710 Give me the cane! Where is the cane? 695 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,120 Go on! 696 00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,000 We'll have a nap at the hotel. 697 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,280 - I'm not sleepy. - You will sleep! 698 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:47,430 Did you call? 699 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:49,430 Ah, excuse me! Have you seen Ciccio? 700 00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:51,910 The orderly who accompanies me. 701 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,270 Never there when he's needed. 702 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,160 Do you need something? 703 00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:57,800 Obviously! 704 00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:01,480 He knows that I'm handicapped. 705 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:03,680 It's embarrassing. 706 00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,310 For the little daily needs… 707 00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,680 I'm at the mercy of others. 708 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,990 I wouldn't dare with an Italian woman… 709 00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:14,120 but you have such a modern Church. 710 00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:16,880 This way, please. 711 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:19,390 Excuse me, I'll go in front. 712 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,550 I am also mortified. 713 00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:26,600 To have you open the fly, like a kid… 714 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,440 In addition… 715 00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,990 Go ahead my sister, a little patience. 716 00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,480 - Where are you from? - Amsterdam. 717 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:40,790 Ah! What a beautiful young voice, how old are you? 718 00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,240 Twenty-two. 719 00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,590 Good Ah, then… 720 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:50,710 Thank you so much. 721 00:49:58,640 --> 00:49:59,710 Hello! 722 00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,470 What a voice! Surely her father. 723 00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,950 I must have woken him. 724 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:11,120 And Diana? About to fuck her uncle! 725 00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,600 I took her for Diana! The same laughter. 726 00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,030 She's also with her uncle. 727 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:25,030 Life is becoming hard for us, the young! 728 00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:42,400 Too bad you can't see: all the girls topless! 729 00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:46,110 They waited until I went blind to authorize these things. 730 00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,270 Sit down. 731 00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:49,360 Did you forgot my steak? 732 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,040 No, I didn't forgot. 733 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:54,320 Get the steak for mademoiselle! 734 00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,960 - Did you phone Diana? - No. 735 00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:58,240 And why? 736 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,510 I don't care about Diana! 737 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,720 Isn't she your friend any more? 738 00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,350 I had fun with her, that's all. 739 00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,830 Like at the movies, when you caressed her! 740 00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:10,840 Unfortunate little dwarf! 741 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,680 Go dance, go! 742 00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:18,280 No, better not. 743 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:22,110 No! Me very, very hungry. 744 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:26,880 Yes, you hungry, me hungry for your large tits! 745 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,510 How about if we leave? 746 00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:35,800 Rome by night. And then, crack! 747 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:39,510 No, nonpossible! Me here until closing. 748 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,200 OK, then we'll wait. 749 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,920 And later… we'll do some things. O.K.? 750 00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:46,440 With kiddy? 751 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:48,000 Of course, with kiddy! 752 00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,630 Oh, steak, look! I like! 753 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,760 Eat steak! Is it good? 754 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,630 It's not ox, it's calf, 755 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,000 but good. Taste, kiddy. 756 00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:01,120 You sad, not speak… 757 00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:02,960 Me you don't like? 758 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:04,510 You bust my balls. 759 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,920 Ciccio! That's not the way to answer this young lady! 760 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,200 I'm not Ciccio and I say what I like! 761 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:17,150 Oh, you not get irritate, you nice kiddy, me kiss you. 762 00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,760 Yes, kiss you! 763 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:21,720 You excuse self, eh? 764 00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:23,600 Excuse me, sir. 765 00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,720 I could lock you up for mutiny. 766 00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:28,240 But I forgive you. 767 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:32,440 Ah, you make peace, and we celebrate, yes? 768 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,200 Another champagne bottle! 769 00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:39,400 Drink you, and be content. 770 00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:44,400 He hasn't stopped looking at me. 771 00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,560 Drink, kiddy! 772 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:51,240 He's still doing it! And it makes him laugh! 773 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,800 Ciccio, you still did not taste the calf? 774 00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,200 What nerve! 775 00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:01,960 Hey jerk, will you stop 776 00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:03,160 staring? 777 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:05,710 Are you speaking to me? 778 00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:07,280 Yes, yes, to you! 779 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:08,720 And what am I staring at? 780 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,240 Don't play the fool! You're staring at my wife. 781 00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:16,280 Indeed, I stared at your wife, because I believe… 782 00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,040 I saw her a few years ago… 783 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,080 in a place of pleasure called a brothel. Is it possible? 784 00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:23,270 You want a fight! 785 00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:29,030 I have it, eh? 786 00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:30,470 Cheers Cassius Clay! 787 00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,720 Where did it land? 788 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:35,160 The champion! 789 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,240 Let's touch muscles! 790 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,280 It's nothing, wait to touch the other! 791 00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:45,600 Ciccio, aren't you laughing? 792 00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:53,070 Did you see how I landed that punch? 793 00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:56,840 Remember: attack is the best defense! 794 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,360 I'll remember it! 795 00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:00,510 Let's play a joke on the Viking! 796 00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,670 Let's do it quietly. Has she left? 797 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:04,670 Not yet. 798 00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:07,360 100,000 liras for a steak… 799 00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:10,080 the champagne and her tits to paw! 800 00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:11,880 Here she is, she's leaving. 801 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,950 What's she doing? Looking for us? 802 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,760 She's looking everywhere. 803 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,720 - She must be raging mad, right? - And how! 804 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,950 Very good! Now, we can slip by. 805 00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:26,320 Stop if you see an open bar, I'm thirsty. 806 00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:30,910 Ciccio, are you my friend? 807 00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:31,800 Of course. 808 00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,520 Friendship is a very serious thing, you know. 809 00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:36,280 You know what is a friend? 810 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:40,480 Somebody who knows you thoroughly and loves you just the same. 811 00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,910 Consider this truth. 812 00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:47,550 What are you doing? But… you're drunk! 813 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:51,470 A drunkard who guides a blind man! What a pair! 814 00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,000 Hang on, I'll take the wheel. 815 00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,400 Do you at least have the tickets for the baggage? 816 00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:03,680 Let's run then! It's the first train to Naples for us! 817 00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:24,040 Seafood is forbidden due to the cholera situation… 818 00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:26,510 but if you want to eat mussels… 819 00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:30,230 I know a place that is supplied by the black market. 820 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,760 It's expensive, but worth it! 821 00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:35,800 Hey, wake up! You sleep? Look! 822 00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:39,110 This monument, isn't it the Angevin castle? 823 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:42,360 How do you do it? 824 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:46,150 On the corner, they make the best coffee in Naples. 825 00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:49,550 And you sleep instead of admiring this beautiful city! 826 00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:52,070 Excellency, it's a traffic jam monster. 827 00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:55,230 Go ahead on foot, it's a couple of steps. 828 00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:07,230 You're blocking the funeral of a deputy! 829 00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,400 Did you grab the bags? 830 00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:13,200 Where are you? 831 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:17,200 Blow your horns! 832 00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:19,640 Scent of women! 833 00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:23,000 Don't let go of the bags! It's Constantinople here. 834 00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:49,720 I kept this Lacrima Cristi for a special occasion. 835 00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:51,360 Cheers, Vincenzo, bring it! 836 00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:52,560 Raphael! 837 00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,200 Two glasses! 838 00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,120 Here, lieutenant. 839 00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:01,800 Leave, I'll pour. 840 00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:05,000 Compliments or insults for mom for the meal? 841 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:06,120 Compliments! 842 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,480 I would give a 7 for the spaghetti, 843 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,550 8 1/2 for the seafood and 10 for the wine. 844 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:15,030 You drank it all, cheers! 845 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:16,920 Can Fausto guess the wine? 846 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,440 I would say: Lane Perso, 1970! 847 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:21,590 71! 848 00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:22,910 Sara, tell mom 849 00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,470 that I want to pay my bill. 850 00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:28,150 Why? It's not the end of the month! 851 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:30,840 Don't meddle, do what I say. 852 00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,070 Are you drinking the coffee? 853 00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:35,880 Just tasting it to see if it's good. 854 00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,600 It's for my lieutenant! 855 00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:42,990 Got a light? 856 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,200 Who are all these girls, relatives? 857 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:50,560 No, childhood friends. 858 00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,550 Sara's mother has a restaurant… 859 00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,840 and delivers to the lieutenant. 860 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:56,870 Tell me, which one would you do? 861 00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:58,320 I like that one. 862 00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:00,640 Right, she's the best! 863 00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,360 See how sexy she is! 864 00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:06,040 - What's her name? - Sara. But forget about her. 865 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,670 Come, I'll show you your pad. 866 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,510 Are you Roman too? 867 00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:12,200 Isn't that obvious? 868 00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:14,160 Did you see my blind man's house? 869 00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,310 Why did you tell me to forget about her? 870 00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:20,240 Because she loves your blind man. 871 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:21,440 Does he know it? 872 00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:22,800 Yes, but he doesn't care. 873 00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:25,110 He doesn't know that she's beautiful. 874 00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:27,240 Did you see her eyes? And her tits! 875 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,150 It's the housekeeper's room. 876 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:33,160 I do not know why he changed it. 877 00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:35,230 I like it. I'll take it. 878 00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:37,310 How is your lieutenant? 879 00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:39,120 A little stupid, but a good man. 880 00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,350 Do you know how I salute him? 881 00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:44,990 He thinks that I click my heels when he says “at ease”! 882 00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:49,000 Short legs! 883 00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:01,240 I'm bored, I want to play! 884 00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:03,280 I know… 885 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:04,590 a very nice game! 886 00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:05,830 Blind man's buff. 887 00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:10,150 What are you doing, Fausto?… Madman! 888 00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,200 Lieutenant, can I go? 889 00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:31,510 Tomorrow morning, on time, with my yoghourt. 890 00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:33,720 With strawberries? 891 00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:38,040 Don't salute, you know it's not necessary. 892 00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:48,240 Are you bored? 893 00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:50,520 I don't have much fun. 894 00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:55,080 Don't you like any of these girls? Ines, Michelina, 895 00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:56,470 my sister Candida? 896 00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:00,280 I like you. 897 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:05,870 Great success! 898 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,960 Do you want to help me? 899 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,030 We're going to the movies! 900 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:13,430 To see an adult film! 901 01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:14,350 Everything's arranged. 902 01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,880 Don't make the mistake of saying “See you” tomorrow. 903 01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:20,990 Thank mom for me. 904 01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:33,870 So, the moment has arrived! 905 01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:35,270 Fausto, what have you decided? 906 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:36,400 When? 907 01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:39,200 Keep quiet! 908 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,920 The little bitches didn't leave. 909 01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:44,960 They're there listening. 910 01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:46,480 Go away! 911 01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:54,000 Tell me about the trip. Where did you stop? 912 01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:55,440 Genoa and Rome. 913 01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:57,070 What about women? 914 01:00:57,320 --> 01:01:00,760 You don't have to lie, it's all the same to me. 915 01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:02,670 - Did he have an adventure? - No. 916 01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:09,230 Idiots! They should all jump on his neck! 917 01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:10,960 If you say so. 918 01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:15,230 Did he tell you why he came to Naples? 919 01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:20,800 And me? Did he ever speak about me? 920 01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:22,920 No, but… 921 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:24,200 But? 922 01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,590 I don't know if I should… 923 01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:27,560 Tell me! 924 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:31,070 He has your photograph in his bag. 925 01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:39,960 He can't know that I told you! 926 01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:41,470 Promise! 927 01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:48,880 Look how handsome he is! What a great man! 928 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,160 He's alone in the world. 929 01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:54,160 He's also a funny bloody nuisance. 930 01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:57,680 Aren't you coming? 931 01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:59,560 Hurry! 932 01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:01,230 We're going to the movies. 933 01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:03,950 The film will start! 934 01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,320 Go on, I'll join you. 935 01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:32,880 Is that you, mademoiselle? 936 01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:36,430 Yes, Fausto. Let me speak to you. 937 01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:38,640 Absolutely not. Shut up. 938 01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:40,230 Understood? 939 01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:41,920 No, I'll speak. 940 01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:45,880 Ciccio! Where were you hiding? 941 01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:52,160 Sit down there. And don't move! 942 01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:11,750 I told you not to move! 943 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,070 Tell me at least why you came to Naples. 944 01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:24,350 To show him the northernmost African city. 945 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:28,720 Don't joke. I know that Vincenzo phoned you… 946 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:33,640 but I didn't think that you would come. Why? 947 01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:36,230 She's right there… 948 01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,430 since you all want to know. 949 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:41,360 I came for nothing. 950 01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:43,270 And now enough, go home. 951 01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:46,240 Be wise and leave me alone with Ciccio. 952 01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:48,680 We have to talk about a lot of things. 953 01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:55,230 What a beautiful dress, Sara! 954 01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:59,190 The color is especially beautiful. 955 01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,510 The color that suits you best. 956 01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:12,800 - And you, Ciccio. - Yes, sir. 957 01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:15,190 Always in my way! 958 01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:17,240 Go admire the landscape! 959 01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:36,960 Stop crying with the piano! 960 01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:39,560 Don't you know anything merrier? 961 01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:02,800 I have courage… but I'm very afraid. 962 01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:04,680 Fear of what? 963 01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,520 How could it be worse for us? 964 01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:08,880 What, do you give up? 965 01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,560 No, I agree, Fausto. 966 01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:14,560 Sara wanted to know why I came. 967 01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:16,200 Does she suspect anything? 968 01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:17,840 I don't think so. 969 01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:23,670 You should be nicer to her, she loves you. 970 01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:26,600 The others also, but she, she's in love. 971 01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:28,320 You should speak to her. 972 01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:30,720 Are they still virgins, according to you? 973 01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:32,470 Captain, have you gone mad? 974 01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:33,840 They're kids. 975 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,750 They're women. 976 01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:38,110 Time never passes for you. 977 01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:40,270 Talk? You're having a laugh. 978 01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:42,910 I know what they need. 979 01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:45,230 You don't respect yourself nor anybody else. 980 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,630 Better to hit the sack. Bye, captain. 981 01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:50,120 Good night, my aunt! 982 01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:52,880 An old aunt, that's what you are. 983 01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:55,950 No respect… no respect. 984 01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:50,120 I ran the barracks at Orbassano. 985 01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:56,160 You, captain, must have heard of me. 986 01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:58,960 A model barracks! 987 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:01,590 It was until the second year of the war. 988 01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:06,400 Well, I assure you that a cod like ours… 989 01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:08,760 has never again been tasted! 990 01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:12,040 The cook was from Livorno. 991 01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:15,320 The war has its unpleasant aspects, I admit it… 992 01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:17,600 but also its pleasant side. 993 01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:19,880 My soldiers adored me. 994 01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:21,640 Do you know why? 995 01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:24,240 Because I made them sing. 996 01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:26,920 And not war songs! 997 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:30,750 “I bought a pink doll”. 998 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:32,760 You remember it… 999 01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:34,310 the pink doll? 1000 01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:37,160 “Small like you”. 1001 01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:39,710 Colonel, it's almost four. 1002 01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:41,160 Your card game. 1003 01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:43,920 You're right, duty calls. 1004 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:45,630 I'm off! 1005 01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:49,080 You see, our misfortune is not so bad. 1006 01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:51,160 It's even good luck. 1007 01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:54,440 Rather be a blind man than a moron like this colonel. 1008 01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:56,880 An outstanding moron! 1009 01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:59,630 Too much of a moron to be only a colonel! 1010 01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:02,960 Imagine that… 1011 01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:06,320 an alpine company singing… 1012 01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:07,960 “I bought a pink doll”! 1013 01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:12,910 The colonel was here, he heard everything! 1014 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,840 He left without saying a word… 1015 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,360 strategic retreat. 1016 01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:20,750 I bet you that he did it on purpose. 1017 01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:25,960 If I had known, moron wouldn't have been my only description! 1018 01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:41,030 Mr. Fausto, your double whisky. 1019 01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:44,760 And for you, the liquor with nuts. 1020 01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:46,590 Did you like the fish? 1021 01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:48,400 And no bones! 1022 01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:51,160 I cooked with my glasses on. 1023 01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:55,110 I never wear them! For you, I made an exception. 1024 01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:08,830 He wants to throw a party this evening. 1025 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,720 He ordered champagne. 1026 01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:13,030 What's the party for? 1027 01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:14,950 He didn't tell me anything… 1028 01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:17,560 and I'm his friend. 1029 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:21,200 Friend? Don't ever dream of it. 1030 01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:22,760 And you? 1031 01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:24,160 Me? 1032 01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:28,920 Nobody understands my love for him. 1033 01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:31,120 Except for my father, if he were alive. 1034 01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:32,750 You see, my love… 1035 01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:35,960 is not a schoolgirl crush. 1036 01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:38,760 I simply decided. I chose. 1037 01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:41,800 Yes, you chose, but if he's not interested? 1038 01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:43,790 He'll be, sooner or later. 1039 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:47,480 Without me, there's no reason for him to live. 1040 01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:49,200 Like me without him. 1041 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:55,910 What can they be saying? 1042 01:09:56,720 --> 01:10:00,510 I wonder! They haven't stopped talking. 1043 01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:03,720 I have to go there, if not… 1044 01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:07,070 No, let's talk a little more. 1045 01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:11,160 Can I ask you a question? 1046 01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:14,160 Why fall in love with a blind man… 1047 01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:16,310 when there's so many fine young men? 1048 01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:19,760 I know them: stupid, conceited, arrogant. 1049 01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:21,200 Thanks. Me too? 1050 01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:26,120 Don't be upset. You dare compare yourself to him? 1051 01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:30,480 I'll teach you a game. 1052 01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:32,600 Put on a blindfold… 1053 01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:35,750 and try to recognize the furniture… 1054 01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:37,320 the objects with your hands… 1055 01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:38,910 Have you done it? 1056 01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:40,830 Me? Who told you that? 1057 01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:42,480 Right, I understand. 1058 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:45,960 - You didn't understand anything. - How long have you known him? 1059 01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:49,110 I was seven. Still a child. 1060 01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:50,000 He often came… 1061 01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:51,480 to see my father. 1062 01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:54,400 They had the same passion for horses. 1063 01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:57,030 He had invited us to a horse show. 1064 01:10:59,280 --> 01:11:01,080 I didn't know about him yet… 1065 01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:02,600 and I had gone there… 1066 01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:05,320 to see Nicolino… 1067 01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:08,320 a schoolmate I thought I was in love with. 1068 01:11:09,440 --> 01:11:12,120 Then Fausto was going to take us home by car. 1069 01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:14,880 I got in the front seat on purpose. 1070 01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:17,600 Dad asked me to move… 1071 01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:20,120 I felt a lump in my throat. 1072 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:23,480 Not knowing how to hide my tears… 1073 01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:26,630 I got off and returned on foot. 1074 01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:32,190 I saw him again a year later. 1075 01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:36,710 He had already had the accident, but I didn't know. 1076 01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:55,240 Come bathe with us! 1077 01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:01,070 Excuse me, I didn't ask you your name. 1078 01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:02,150 Giovanni. 1079 01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:05,040 Goodbye and thank you. 1080 01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:16,470 My lieutenant, Can I go bathe? 1081 01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:19,590 Yes, it will wash you! 1082 01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:27,990 Ciccio, come bathe you too! 1083 01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:29,680 You want to bathe? 1084 01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:31,640 I don't have a swimming trunk. 1085 01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:33,590 Find some underwear. 1086 01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:36,990 Come with me first, I want to take a short nap. 1087 01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:38,910 - Coming, Vincenzo? - Go ahead. 1088 01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:00,390 Here's number five. 1089 01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:02,200 We're naked! Don't enter! 1090 01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:03,270 They're naked! 1091 01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:04,800 Did you hear that, sucker? 1092 01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:08,480 You have the misfortune of seeing, so you can't come in. 1093 01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:10,870 Hello, my dolls! 1094 01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:16,310 Where are you, my little ones? The big bad wolf will eat you! 1095 01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:17,880 Whose is this… 1096 01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:21,510 beautiful rump and these tits? 1097 01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:25,480 And these little nipples? 1098 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:30,040 Let me touch, my little sluts! 1099 01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:32,040 Why do you flee? 1100 01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:53,120 I smell… a scent… of a woman. 1101 01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:55,160 Who are you? 1102 01:13:57,080 --> 01:13:59,280 Who are you, little one? 1103 01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:16,880 Ciccio! You can see, come here. 1104 01:14:17,480 --> 01:14:19,150 Don't miss the show. 1105 01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:20,880 I hate you. 1106 01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:34,710 They're calling you, can't you hear? Go! 1107 01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:47,230 Where are you? Here, the cake! 1108 01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:49,440 Let's blow the candles! 1109 01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:14,760 Drink, Vincenzo! Who knows what tomorrow holds for us? 1110 01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:37,030 What's she doing? 1111 01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:39,350 What kind of question is that? She's dancing. 1112 01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:41,830 She's dancing, almost naked. 1113 01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:46,150 Let's see if I can guess. 1114 01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:49,960 If my hands see correctly, these breasts… 1115 01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:52,640 this ass… it's Ines. 1116 01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:54,550 Let me touch… 1117 01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:56,870 Yes, it's Ines! I guessed! 1118 01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:59,800 And me, who am I? Guess. 1119 01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:03,670 You're… Candida! 1120 01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:07,880 And this one… ah, but it's… 1121 01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:09,270 It's Sara! 1122 01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:13,230 Why did you cut your hair? Go away, Sara! 1123 01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:15,440 Give me something to drink. 1124 01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:16,720 Vincenzo, are you drinking? 1125 01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:21,990 I don't want to see sad faces! 1126 01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:23,600 Fill your glasses! 1127 01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:27,870 Fausto, read our palms. 1128 01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:32,800 I'd like to slap him. 1129 01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:36,240 He ignores me on purpose… 1130 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:40,990 to make me give up: he doesn't know me! 1131 01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:42,960 What if you make him jealous? 1132 01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:44,190 How? 1133 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,910 By flirting with me. 1134 01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:49,320 You'd like that, eh? 1135 01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:53,390 Developed Mount of Venus, inclined to sexual love… 1136 01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:57,760 You prefer the mattress in the moonlight. And you're right. 1137 01:17:57,920 --> 01:18:00,280 It's not true, I'm a romantic. 1138 01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:05,160 Why did he say: “Who knows what tomorrow holds for us”? 1139 01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:07,430 He's leaving, perhaps. 1140 01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:12,110 Giovanni, if he suddenly decides to leave… 1141 01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:15,800 in my absence, do you promise to tell me? 1142 01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:17,110 I promise. 1143 01:18:19,960 --> 01:18:21,030 Will I have children? 1144 01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:24,110 No, but take the pill, I don't want… 1145 01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:25,320 to be responsible. 1146 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:30,120 Your job will give you many satisfactions. 1147 01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:32,800 Men will give you money. 1148 01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:35,520 In short, cashier or whore! 1149 01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:45,190 Why, do I dislike him this evening? 1150 01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:46,590 Can't stand him when he's like this! 1151 01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:48,920 If you change your mind, I'm here. 1152 01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:52,200 You hear them, those three idiots? 1153 01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:54,190 How they clack! 1154 01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:56,640 And me Fausto, 1155 01:18:56,920 --> 01:18:58,240 will you read my hand? 1156 01:18:58,400 --> 01:18:59,150 It's my turn. 1157 01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:05,720 Of course, Sara. 1158 01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:28,550 Go ahead, Fausto, read. 1159 01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:31,110 What does that hand say? 1160 01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:03,230 I'm going back to the barracks, the colonel is waiting! 1161 01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:08,000 My lieutenant. 1162 01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:11,560 My captain, at your orders! 1163 01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:14,480 Stop touching! 1164 01:20:14,640 --> 01:20:19,590 One day, you'll regret it! “I always loved you…” 1165 01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:33,880 - Is it you? – Yes, me. 1166 01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:36,920 Aren't you going to sleep? 1167 01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:38,600 Fausto please, two words only. 1168 01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:42,510 OK, go ahead, but no sentimental whining. 1169 01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:46,400 I wanted to tell you that this winter I'll be going to study in Turin. 1170 01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:48,430 Mom agrees. 1171 01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:49,790 Not me. 1172 01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:51,680 You cannot forbid it. 1173 01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:52,760 Of course not. 1174 01:20:53,480 --> 01:20:55,040 But it's a mistake. 1175 01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:56,240 Don't you make mistakes? 1176 01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:58,520 What do you want from me? 1177 01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:01,150 Isn't my life complicated enough? 1178 01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:02,560 I want to be close to you. 1179 01:21:02,720 --> 01:21:03,790 Why? 1180 01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:06,760 - Simply close to you. - What for? 1181 01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:08,440 To help a disabled person? 1182 01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:10,870 To support me, by your sacrifice? 1183 01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:12,560 I can take care of myself! 1184 01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:15,230 I don't need anybody. 1185 01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:18,560 Where is the cane? Who took it? 1186 01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:20,470 If you don't need anybody… 1187 01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:22,280 find it by yourself! 1188 01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:50,510 What's going on, Fausto? 1189 01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:53,000 Nothing, nothing. 1190 01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:01,360 It's past three! Mom will beat us! 1191 01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:04,160 What a guy, this Fausto! 1192 01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:05,360 He makes me laugh! 1193 01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:06,640 Coming with us? 1194 01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:08,080 My orders are to walk back with you. 1195 01:22:08,240 --> 01:22:10,440 Aren't you afraid, alone with three girls? 1196 01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:12,400 Danger is my trade. 1197 01:22:13,200 --> 01:22:16,590 I'll sit down a moment, I drank too much. 1198 01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:18,280 They're drunk! 1199 01:22:18,440 --> 01:22:19,760 And Vincenzino… 1200 01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:21,640 completely drunk! 1201 01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:24,520 What's your last name? 1202 01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:25,670 Bertazzi. 1203 01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:30,960 Listen, Bertazzi. Who would you choose, among us? 1204 01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:32,760 For once or always? 1205 01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:34,440 Shame on you! 1206 01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:37,360 - What do you take us for? - You meant always? 1207 01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:39,960 Are you kidding me? 1208 01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:42,270 Do you know any dirty stories? 1209 01:22:42,440 --> 01:22:43,270 I don't think so. 1210 01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:45,670 Do you know the office story? 1211 01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:46,910 Listen, then. 1212 01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:49,120 Shut up! Michelina! 1213 01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:51,120 Something wrong? 1214 01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:53,000 Nothing. 1215 01:22:57,880 --> 01:22:59,870 Why is the light out? 1216 01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:02,480 Why would he turn them off? 1217 01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:04,520 Come quickly! 1218 01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:50,200 He's still breathing! 1219 01:23:57,680 --> 01:23:58,830 Are you wounded? 1220 01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:04,960 Come help me carry him! 1221 01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:06,080 And him? 1222 01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:08,360 The others will take care of him. 1223 01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:09,880 Come, Fausto. 1224 01:24:23,080 --> 01:24:26,040 In his state, you gave him a sleeping pill! 1225 01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:28,110 He could die here! 1226 01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:31,320 Where are we taking him? 1227 01:24:31,480 --> 01:24:34,550 To my mother's summer house, it's vacant. 1228 01:24:34,720 --> 01:24:37,760 But why escape? 1229 01:24:38,720 --> 01:24:41,440 I don't want him accused! 1230 01:24:42,880 --> 01:24:45,950 Loosen his tie, so he can breathe. 1231 01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:51,950 Why two shots? Did you understand that? 1232 01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:53,560 And did nothing happen to him? 1233 01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:55,680 He was drunk. Or afraid. 1234 01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:57,040 Not afraid! 1235 01:24:57,520 --> 01:24:59,960 Why not? At the last moment, perhaps… 1236 01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:02,640 No, he couldn't have been afraid! 1237 01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:16,160 It's here. 1238 01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:48,390 We have to buy a few things. There's a shop down there. 1239 01:25:48,560 --> 01:25:51,400 Buy coffee, cigarettes, rolls. 1240 01:25:51,560 --> 01:25:54,320 I should leave, my leave is over. 1241 01:25:54,480 --> 01:25:55,960 I'll wind up in prison. 1242 01:25:56,120 --> 01:25:57,920 Barracks or prison, aren't they similar? 1243 01:25:58,080 --> 01:25:59,480 Do you have money? 1244 01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:02,160 How long will the sleeping pill last? 1245 01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:04,520 Not much, he's used to them. 1246 01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:21,030 What are you doing? He's not dead. 1247 01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:22,950 I know, it was a gesture. 1248 01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:25,920 Who is there? Where am I? 1249 01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:26,960 Don't speak. 1250 01:26:27,120 --> 01:26:29,320 And Fausto? Where is the captain? 1251 01:26:29,480 --> 01:26:31,550 Calm down, rest. 1252 01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:33,470 These flowers for the Madonna. 1253 01:26:35,640 --> 01:26:37,390 How is he, sister? 1254 01:26:37,560 --> 01:26:39,440 Very well, excellent. 1255 01:26:39,680 --> 01:26:42,240 He'll bury us all. 1256 01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:45,160 These disabled folks are tough as nails. 1257 01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:46,470 What are you doing here? 1258 01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:49,200 I'm a journalist, I'm doing my job. 1259 01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:52,960 For us, this is news. 1260 01:26:53,160 --> 01:26:55,800 Write that a high ranking officer… 1261 01:26:55,960 --> 01:26:58,350 having lost the use of his sight… 1262 01:26:58,520 --> 01:26:59,750 wanted to clean… 1263 01:26:59,920 --> 01:27:01,360 his gun… 1264 01:27:01,520 --> 01:27:04,280 and was accidentally wounded. 1265 01:27:04,920 --> 01:27:07,910 Why would a blind man clean a gun? 1266 01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:09,920 How should I know? 1267 01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:12,600 Mrs. Natalina, when you're free… 1268 01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:16,310 come tomorrow or the day after tomorrow with your daughter Sara… 1269 01:27:16,480 --> 01:27:20,560 and this captain. We'll have a friendly chat… 1270 01:27:20,720 --> 01:27:23,630 and the official report will be signed. 1271 01:27:24,160 --> 01:27:25,640 - Colonel. - At ease! 1272 01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:28,710 - Why all in black? - Didn't he die? 1273 01:27:30,440 --> 01:27:32,800 Ah, I'm so glad. 1274 01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:42,230 Are you glad or aren't you? 1275 01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:12,720 He doesn't want me. He drove me out. 1276 01:28:14,920 --> 01:28:16,830 - Will he be all right? - Yes. 1277 01:28:18,440 --> 01:28:19,720 What will the newspapers say? 1278 01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:22,000 You think of the newspapers! 1279 01:28:23,240 --> 01:28:25,070 It doesn't happen every day… 1280 01:28:25,240 --> 01:28:26,040 a blind man who… 1281 01:28:26,200 --> 01:28:29,270 I forbid you to use that word! 1282 01:28:33,520 --> 01:28:35,480 I didn't ask anything from him. 1283 01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:37,440 I didn't ask for marriage. 1284 01:28:38,280 --> 01:28:42,070 To be with him, close to him, nothing else. 1285 01:28:42,680 --> 01:28:44,430 A word from him would be enough. 1286 01:28:49,800 --> 01:28:50,710 - Has he called? – No. 1287 01:28:55,240 --> 01:28:57,960 Go see, perhaps he needs you. 1288 01:29:21,200 --> 01:29:23,110 Are you better? 1289 01:29:23,840 --> 01:29:25,400 Light me a cigarette. 1290 01:29:35,920 --> 01:29:40,040 - Who's there? - Nobody, we are alone. 1291 01:29:46,600 --> 01:29:49,320 Ice, go to the kitchen and get me some ice … 1292 01:29:49,480 --> 01:29:50,600 to suck. 1293 01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:51,910 There's no ice here. 1294 01:29:53,840 --> 01:29:55,720 Why, where are we? 1295 01:29:56,440 --> 01:29:57,670 What time is it? 1296 01:29:57,840 --> 01:29:59,040 Eleven a.m. 1297 01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:01,720 Where is Sara? 1298 01:30:02,480 --> 01:30:03,470 I'll call her. 1299 01:30:03,640 --> 01:30:06,000 Drive her out, I don't want her here! 1300 01:30:20,280 --> 01:30:22,190 I'm not a lion. 1301 01:30:23,400 --> 01:30:27,360 I believed… I was mistaken. 1302 01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:32,320 I was afraid. 1303 01:30:38,040 --> 01:30:40,360 - Who is it? – Be right back. 1304 01:31:02,720 --> 01:31:03,790 I was afraid. 1305 01:31:07,080 --> 01:31:09,960 Don't speak, don't think about anything. 1306 01:31:12,040 --> 01:31:13,560 I am a coward. 1307 01:31:17,960 --> 01:31:19,920 We're all afraid. 1308 01:31:36,280 --> 01:31:37,720 Rest. 1309 01:31:45,120 --> 01:31:46,870 The police chief buried the incident. 1310 01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:49,240 We're in Naples, Ciccio! 1311 01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:53,520 I brought you the uniform. I didn't find the beret. 1312 01:31:53,680 --> 01:31:55,480 - How is he? - Better. 1313 01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:57,710 She's with him. 1314 01:31:57,960 --> 01:32:01,080 All night, she and you… nothing? 1315 01:32:01,240 --> 01:32:02,440 You're an idiot! 1316 01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:05,910 What's the problem? A man is a man. 1317 01:32:06,080 --> 01:32:08,600 - And Sara is hot! - She's a nice girl. 1318 01:32:08,760 --> 01:32:11,520 That shouldn't stop you from trying, right? 1319 01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:13,200 Wait for me over there. 1320 01:32:13,360 --> 01:32:14,640 Hurry. 1321 01:32:15,440 --> 01:32:19,400 “I always loved you.” 1322 01:32:19,560 --> 01:32:22,360 Trust me, I would have tried! 1323 01:32:22,520 --> 01:32:25,910 “And you, you loved me!” 1324 01:32:26,920 --> 01:32:31,760 Poor Vincenzino, I played a dirty trick on him. 1325 01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:35,470 Here, a gift for you. 1326 01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:40,440 He didn't die and I look alive. 1327 01:32:40,800 --> 01:32:42,000 Help me. 1328 01:32:46,880 --> 01:32:50,110 Even my lighter doesn't work any more. 1329 01:32:51,880 --> 01:32:54,560 Ah, the uniform! It's clean, right? 1330 01:32:55,080 --> 01:32:55,990 Then… 1331 01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:00,960 Are you leaving? 1332 01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:04,080 Do you want me to phone Turin or your cousin in Rome? 1333 01:33:04,240 --> 01:33:05,470 No! 1334 01:33:05,640 --> 01:33:09,030 Go! The holidays are over. 1335 01:33:10,280 --> 01:33:12,110 The trip wasn't useless. 1336 01:33:12,840 --> 01:33:14,750 You saw so many things! 1337 01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:19,990 You saw a man, from close-up. 1338 01:33:23,280 --> 01:33:24,840 Ciccio! You know who I am? 1339 01:33:25,800 --> 01:33:27,440 Eleven of spades. 1340 01:33:27,680 --> 01:33:28,590 It doesn't exist! 1341 01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:32,390 Precisely. A non-existent card. 1342 01:33:32,560 --> 01:33:34,440 Not good for any game. 1343 01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:45,430 - See you, buddy. - Good-bye, sir… 1344 01:33:49,120 --> 01:33:51,110 - Do you want the cane? - Yes. 1345 01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:05,350 What are you doing there? Go away! 1346 01:34:05,720 --> 01:34:08,280 You and Sara. Go away! 1347 01:34:08,800 --> 01:34:09,470 And you? 1348 01:34:09,640 --> 01:34:12,360 Don't worry. Leave. 1349 01:34:15,360 --> 01:34:16,080 The fuck out! 1350 01:34:16,240 --> 01:34:18,280 You and the other! Take her along! 1351 01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:47,910 Do you know how to walk, Sara? 1352 01:35:49,320 --> 01:35:52,230 It's difficult, you know, to walk a blind man. 1353 01:36:17,320 --> 01:36:22,230 Subtitles: Mistero Buffo aka scalisto for http://karagarga.kicks-ass.org 87138

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